#they're a perfect match

[sarcasticgaypotato]

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Vocaloid Rating: Mature Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Hatsune Miku/Megurine Luka Characters: Hatsune Miku, Megurine Luka, Meiko (mentioned) Additional Tags: coworkers with benefits, JackRabbit (Rabbit Hole!Miku/Blackjack!Luka), Smoking, Cocktail Waitress Miku, Blackjack Dealer Luka, they both work at the same casino, Mild Sexual Content, Negitoro, Both characters are in their 20s, plenty of references to both songs, Casino Girls AU Summary:

Falling in love is too much trouble. One-night stands mean never having to see the other person again, and less chance of getting attached. Unfortunately, some things are habit-forming.

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Hey look, I wrote a fic! Please read it, I need proof that I’ve still got it.

[mischievous-thunder]

The most flirtatious Logie Bear variant did use those words to mean whatever Wade wanted them to mean

[jievn]

Ke Ying as Hao De and Liang Yong Qi as Shen Hui Zhao PERFECT MATCH 五福临门 (2025)

[notabirdorsnake]

out of all the [collective] scheming the husbands did to marry their wives, i cannot stop thinking about all of the intricate, elaborate and intentional planning it took to deliver the bridal mexican standoff

like this punk ass bitch yang literally waited for leshan to get engaged, then he found another bride, organized a whole wedding party for himself on the same day at the same time, taking the same route through the city just to bump into leshan's sedan, paid off the people to do the swap and started the biggest fight we've seen in the show so far

mf literally rolled up his sleeves before punching that poor dude in the face, like this was serious for him lmao

[rainyinautumn]

once upon a time, when I was in the process of calculating death stats, I was chatting with a friend about it and they asked me who the most innocent player in 3rd life was. an interesting question, but first we had to define what "innocence" was.

in the end, we decided that "innocence" was, more or less, "goodness." it was primarily based on whoever had the fewest kills, but to narrow things down further, other factors would be considered. did they ever try to kill people? were they loyal to their allies? did they steal? cheat? grief? who truly didn't deserve what happened to them?

according to that definition, the most innocent player in 3rd life was Jimmy. as you all know, he was also the first one out.

on to last life. Jimmy is out first again, yes, but someone actually narrowly beats him for the Most Innocent Player award.

it's Tango.

and then, in double life, the two of them are soulmates. it's as if the universe took the two players who would not play its game viciously enough, brutally enough, cruelly enough, and doomed them by giving them each other. it cursed them for their innocence because the life series is not meant to be a game of kindness and mercy. it is not a game of making vows with your ally. it is not a game of giving your life away to save others. it is a death match. and so, for their goodness, they will die first. together.

[foureverbrave]

Red, White, & Royal Blue + Heartstopper title cards

[vidmochka]

Air conditioner hero 😂

[wilting-fl0wer]

The only correct form of caltam, as far as i am concerned

[maegalkarven]

Also the reason I write Gortash so obsessed with Durge and literally holding them above everyone else is because

Imagine: You meet a child of god. A child of cruel and evil god who is an awful murderer. Killing is their Sole Purpose, the reason why they were even created.

And that person one day REFUSES their father, their GOD. Why? Because of you. A child of god defies a god for you. They are made for killing but refuse to kill YOU when their god commands them to.

They get betrayed and disgraced because of you. You think they're dead. BECAUSE they chose you over everything else.

And then they return and alright, the memory is lost, but it's still them. You know it's them.

Like imagine the power trip Gortash had to have upon the revelation what Durge disobeyed their god for HIM.

Of course he'd be obsessed. The child of god said only he matters.

[edsbacktattoo]

you know stede would play along with ed's innkeeper roleplay

OH MY GOD HE WOULD!!!!!! YOU JUST KNOW HE WOULD

he'd ding the bell without being asked to. he'd announce that he's got a reservation under some fake name, and then he'd ask ed to walk him to his room for him. i guarantee that fruitcake would even ask to see the ring of keys.

all ed wants in this stupid life is for someone to match his energy and be silly with. and then here comes drama-club-kid stede bonnet and blows it out of the fucking water. i hate them (lying)

[mobius-m-mobius]

Guys, what are you doing? We're just watching kittens.

OWEN WILSON and STEVE COOGAN as JEDEDIAH and OCTAVIUS in NIGHT AT THE MUSEUM: SECRET OF THE TOMB

[buboloboogie]

INTRODUCING THE ALBISUCKERS!!! aka just if you put the riptide characters into Vampire The Masquerade setting -- I have thought a lot about this. BUT ANYWAY!! this is my piece for @foxhoarder13 for the @jrwi-art-exchange !!!!!!! was super fun to work on it, this is my first event so I am excited to do more !! :DD Hope you like it as much as I had fun working on it :33 posting a speed paint of this soon btw!! just gotta edit it eehehe

[vaguely-concerned]

of course the thing that kind of gets lucanis on board with the whole necromancy thing is contemplatively reflecting that it creates job opportunities and is vital to the nevarran economy (as the crows are to antiva. just dealing with the post-mortem part instead of getting someone there). he really is like ah I get it now that's pretty cool actually fhdskjfhsa. never ever change lucanis

[johnnyshrine]

★ 049 // “Clay Armadillo”

[sciderman]

do you think Peter is naturally drawn to wade because he’s the one person in his life who essentially can’t get hurt in any universe.

Mj has almost died multiple times while dating Peter, Spider-Man saves her a lot and publicly speaks to her, that made her a target.

Gwen did die. And Peter being him, still blames himself.

Harry either goes crazy or dies, sometimes both.

Norman goes crazy and dies, all the time.

Aunt May is old, she’s not gonna be around forever and often times, she isn’t.

But Wade isn’t them, Wade is gonna be around forever. He’s going to be with Peter until the day he dies and the day Wade has to watch Peter die. Maybe it gives him some comfort, Wade can handle himself and even if he gets hurt, he always comes back from it. Yknow until eventually he doesn’t.

just silly thoughts 😋😋

those thoughts aren't silly! those thoughts are SAD!

i see this take in my inbox a lot and it's kind of the first reaction anyone ever has when first encountering spideypool – this is almost baby's first spideypool take, sorry anon. and for me, it's broke. it's a broke take.

"this one can't die" is a horrible reason to date someone, sorry. and the durability of said partner has never been a factor in who peter parker chooses to date.

i like to think peter's drawn to wade for a reason almost entirely opposite to that - he's drawn to wade because he's dangerous, not because he's safe.

i like to think he's into wade for the same reason he's into putting on tights and getting into fights. for the excitement. not because "this one can't die." i don't think that even comes into consideration for peter. and i don't want it to come into consideration for peter. it's such a horrible, awful reason to date someone.

i don't think peter even takes any solace in wade's immortality at all. wade can still get hurt. and peter will still, instinctively, jump in the line of fire for wade. it doesn't even come as a consideration for him, to just, you know, let wade get hurt, oh, because he can heal. no!!

peter isn't smart enough for that.

he thinks with his heart, not his head.

and i don't think peter even truly believes wade is immortal. i think he's seen enough superhero bullshit in his time to know nobody is truly immortal. and i think peter having lost so many people close to him - it doesn't allow him to feel in any way secure that his lover is immortal. anyone feels immortal at the time. until they aren't.

peter worries about wade. worries how reckless wade can be - how wade doesn't seem to care about the damage he sustains because he thinks he can heal but peter - peter doesn't see it as that simple. and he knows some wounds can't heal.

i even think - just a little bit, that wade's immortality might be something that - miraculously, peter feels guilty about. i think peter feels more worried that something will happen to him – spider-man - and he'll leave wade a widow. i think that's something he'll feel bad about. it's honestly why i haven't touched the idea of peter finding out he died in civil war - he'll bug his own head so much - not about his own mortality, but how guilty he feels to have left wade with all that trauma.

so no. no! wade's immortality does not give peter solace. it keeps him up at night if he thinks about it too hard. peter can't not worry, it's chronic. and for all the reasons he should be relaxed that wade can't die, he worries about it all the more.

[itstatennant]

pls they’re the cutest ♡

baftas 2023