#they're Awful

[mochinomnoms]

If the eels boob and butt squishing privileges are taken away they will make it everyone else's problem. Grumpy scary eels with be had.

They are so grumpy!! Floyd is visibly annoyed, his bad mood follows him like a plague from class, to basketball club, to his shift at mostro lounge. After a certain point, Jamil and Azul both are both begging you to let Floyd do whatever the hell he was doing with you before cause he broke the thick glass panel of the hoop by launching a ball far too hard during practice, and was also throwing knifes at one of the employees after getting even more pissed off from a returned dish he made.

Jade is a bit more petty. If he can't show his beloved affection then he won't accept any from them either! Nevermind that you weren't barring any other form of affection. It last for all of a day, to everyone (except Floyd and Azul)'s surprise. You open your bedroom door, Grim in hand, only to find a 6'2” giant in your bed wrapped tightly in your blankets and pillows to inhale your scent. He's giving you puppy eyes (and holding a can of fancy tuna to bribe Grim, for good measure) and asking for forgiveness for this poor, unfortunate soul! *sniffle sniffle* He's just so lonely, he misses the sweet embrace of his mate! Try as you might, you find yourself laying in bed as Jade lies on top of you, face-first into your boobs and arms wrapped around you as Grim snacks on his tuna, curled into your neck.

[saturngreen11]

has anyone done this

(from joel's new guess the build video)

[mo0nyy4siir1us]

I'm back and ready to make you cry

Slytherin!Harry AU.

Imagine 11 year-old Harry developing a crush on 11 year-old Draco

And because he doesn't know how else to show affection, he starts cleaning his side of the dorm, washing his clothes, doing his homework, etc...

And Little Innocent Confused Draco™ is like ??? because "why is Harry doing the house elves' chores? He okay?"

Eventually, though, Harry tells Hermione about what he's been doing and why, and she's so sad for Harry, but also decides to help him show Draco affection without being a fucking servant.

Years later, after the war, after Hogwarts, after getting married, Harry remembers and tells Draco, and they're both kind of sad but find it pretty funny in the end.

[godsworstson]

some girl just called to talk about being in love with jimmy pop,,, she's so me

[angry-glasses]

i really do think the "Parental EraserMic" trope should have died a swift death the moment those two saw their thought-to-be-dead best friend do his best to care for Shigaraki against AfO's orders, despite being a brainwashed Noumu, and their reaction was, respectively:

-to blame Shigaraki for the brainwashed Noumu thing, for some insane reason, and

-to decide no-longer-Shirakumo had to die for the crime of upsetting his alive bestie

[poppingcandy2909]

reading hannibal fanfics and thinking "hah, that's cute. that's so me and my girlfriend." then getting three lines further and immediately revoking that thought

[cvbullshit]

Something happened in class today where I genuinely needed to cry to someone

But I can't cry during class or even home so I just drew vent art in the mean time

Using Warweapon as an avatar for myself bc why not at this point lol

[albonoooo]

blasting here i am from the spirit movie soundtrack with the windows down while driving into the pitch-black night on a biblically potholed road is a brilliant friday night activity, 10/10 would recommend

[marchsfreakshow]

If you like an old smut of mine I'm digging you a hole and burying you in there (degrading /joke [not. I am, Im Not] )

[controlledhues]

/ / idk if you've noticed but I'm having issues with my writing hdjfks like, sure I can easily draw 34857349 things a day but I cannot write even if my life depended on that.

I'll still remain somewhat active, I have some replies left to do, but I do ask you to be patient with me and remind me when I owe threads y__y

[king-minyard]

PSA

Do not flush wipes. Not even so-called "flushable" wipes. They do not break down in water, and they will clog your pipes.

[rocksandmirrors]

Ducks and geese are my villain origin

-🔮

right?? they're a menace to society

[flootzavut]

It's weird watching a show where you have no favourite characters or ship and think they're all kind of awful, I see the fandom going "THESE TWO WERE SO PERFECT FOR EACH OTHER" and I'm over here going "X literally spent months manipulating her and deliberately making Y miserable in order for Y to obsess over X instead of idk talking to Y" these people are awful and a person who starts out utterly vile and objectionable becoming somewhat less awful does not constitute them being a good person. Like it's entertaining, it's just weird seeing people try to make it romantic and sweet when it's just red flag central.

[foolish-edworm]

okay yes it's fucked up but come to me is a banger

also holy shit. lestat. what is wrong with you boy. im on the final episode and i am literally going to scream and cry this show is so good

[fireamd]

youtube shorts is just as bad imo

tiktok is such an awful app, it's almost designed to feed you misinformation and expose you to insane discourse. unlike beloved tumblr, the app that feeds me misinformation and exposes me to insane discourse

[s0up1ta]

"so grunkle ford how do you know bill?"

"... that's not important."