#they’re so stupid and I adore them

[iivari-ii]

Two oc’s made for different media for the purpose of oc x canon have now turned into an oc x oc obsession

They’re always five seconds from strangling each other, they’re both terrified of romantic intimacy and vulnerability, they’re both stubborn assholes who refuse to admit their faults and never apologise properly and I need them to kiss RIGHT NOW

[idontmindifuforgetme]

I love Tumblr because nothing matters here truly. There are no influencers. Having followers doesn’t mean anything. It’s just a site where people post their sporadic thoughts and rb pretty pictures. Anyone who thinks any of this matters is woefully missing the point

[bluejulius]

eretlout arm wrestle for your dash

a great winning tactic tbh 🤷‍♂️

[pinkmirth]

they’re such idiots . . .

[mrsoharaa]

Have you guys seen those videos of people dressing up as the grinch (typically it would be a relative duh) scaring the children and pretending to steal their gifts? Well, I can totally see Gojos unserious goofy ass doing that to a young Megumi, Tsumiki (and when he invites Suguru and his girls over) the twins. 💀💀💀😭😭

[luna-the-cretar]

Hi. Still haven’t gone to bed yet. Brain required me to look up geckos before I can rest because I’ve been racking my brain, trying to figure out what kind of lizard Sarnax could be. Because I had it in my brain that he was probably some kind of gecko, just based on appearances, and well. I had to research geckos real quick. And it turns out there’s a lot, and I’ve come to the conclusion that Sarnax is probably one of the two in particular that caught my eye.

Appearance wise, he looks most like a Crested Gecko (again, from the few that caught my eye, tho there’s probably one he looks like more). From the ridges at the top of his head (albeit, not in the right spot), to the long smooth tail

HOWEVER, in my heart, I want him to be a Moorish Gecko (also known as a crocodile gecko)

THEY LOOK LIKE TINY CROCODILES. And given 2/3 loa lizardfolk, it’d give him SOME connection to Kremy and Briggsy. And also. They’re cute.

[sinnbaddie]

Jason Todd I hope you get a good writer that keeps your character consistent and can actively tie in your original personality into a current one, you don’t deserve the disrespect you get😔

[fear-no-mort]

i Forgot tjat season one ended with morty making the decision to stay with rick and keep going on adventures together despite at the time sincerely just thinking he’s a shallow heartless jerk and nothing else and acknowledging that all he does is bother and inconvenience him. and in that moment it couldve been so easy to leave him too he did Nothing to stop it morty was the one who had to make the decision so he could keep being with rick. they are literally beyond reasoning

[wrathofrats]

Just imagine Phantom worming his way into Swiss' bunk, crawling under his blankets and nuzzling against his tummy because he got cold and just *needed* snuggled

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Phantom is soooo touchy, I think he doesn’t sleep alone a lot because he’s used to being babied a bit LMAO. Swiss is always happy to have him though, usually unconsciously wraps his arms around him and wakes up to a face full of bug as he nuzzles into his hair

[sunonwaxyleaves]

A snippet of a fic based off a Tumblr post I made that I will probably never post called I Like to Feel His Eyes on Me When I Look Away…!

It’s important to know that it’s taken awhile for Sirius to warm up to Jack.

They’re at the table in their favorite secret corner of the third floor of the library when Remus breaks the news to Sirius.

It’s been a minute since Remus spoke, and all Sirius has done in response is stare at Remus, left eye occasionally twitching. Remus isn’t a big fan of eye contact, and he’s especially not a big fan of whatever it is that Sirius is currently doing.

“Are you quite alright?” Remus finally hisses, laying his hands flat on his open planner in discomfort.

Remus rolls his eyes and grabs his favorite sparkly pen when Sirius remains in his current state. He’s almost finished writing everything down — next he’ll pull out his highlighters to color code everything — when Sirius speaks.

“Sex?”

He uncaps the yellow highlighter. “Yup.”

“As in…sex sex?”

“Yes, Sirius.”

“As in—“

“As in I fuck him in the ass, yes,” Remus puts the cap back on and grabs the green highlighter. He ignores the way Sirius has begun choking on his spit. “Don’t be such a cunt, Sirius.”

“No, no, I'm not, I just…” Sirius is biting his lip, the right side not the left, which means he's trying really hard to think before he speaks. “Why not him?”

“What do you mean?”

“I just mean, like, why isn't he…?”

Remus breaths harshly out of his nose. “Why isn't he the one fucking me in the ass? I mean, he might. But I think I'd like fucking him better, in all honesty.”

Another pause ensues, only broken by Sirius’ dramatic huff.

“And why is that?”

The way Sirius says it is enough for Remus to stop his attempt at filling his planner for the week; his voice is sharp. It’s rather unkind, and it makes Remus’ brows furrow. “Why do you sound so upset?”

“I'm not upset,” Sirius says, clearly upset, leaning back in his chair, letting his eyes wonder. “I just don't understand why you have to fuck him.”

“Because I want to?”

“But…why?”

“I don't know, Sirius, why do you fuck girls? There's plenty of ways for them to fuck you.”

“Who says they don't?” Sirius retorts, his smirk cocky and mean.

It's very difficult for Remus to sort out if this new tid bit of information makes him incredibly sad or incredibly horny. On the one hand, Sirius apparently likes being fucked. On the other hand, it's just another thing to add to the list of intimacy that Sirius does with people who aren't him. People he can never be, but will die wanting to.

Remus knows his cheeks are red, can feel the heat of them and how it spreads the moment he becomes aware. He rests his elbows on the table and his head in his hands in an attempt to hide his slip up. He's wearing short sleeves today, is feeling brave, knows if he were to ask, Sirius would pull out a pen and draw pretty pictures across his scars.

“Anyways,” Remus scrunches his nose, “We're getting off topic. There's a reason I'm telling you this, and it's because I would really appreciate your help on the matter.”

Sirius' eyes widen to such an extreme degree Remus might laugh, if not for the fact Sirius Black is blushing. Heres the thing: his cheeks turned a pretty pink for only two reasons, and those two reasons are if he's drinking or if he's shy. Shy was not often a word accompanied with Sirius — it’s practically unheard of — and Remus wants to devour the moment out of fear that savoring would make it go away.

“Get your head out of the gutter, Black. I need your advice.”

Sirius shifts in his seat and takes a drink from his orange water bottle. Orange is Remus' favorite color. “And why might you need my advice?”

“Well, I don't know. You’re my best friend, and when Jack brought it up, my first thought was that I wanted to talk to you.”

“Your boyfriend asked if you wanted to have sex and your first thought was talking to me?” and just like that, he’s back to being cocky.

[marigoldbaker]

read thru the first draft of the big bg3 fic today because i was curious to see how theajaheira read and MAN. MANY THINGS WILL BE CHANGED

[iishmael]

YOU WRITE BROCEDES AND ICEMAV? I AM IN HEAVEN (i took the screaming into your inbox quite literally)

I do!!!! I literally watched top gun for the first time in my life two days ago and at first I thought I was just gonna write a brocedes au (bc they have the vibes for it!) but ahhhh. Mav and Ice are so JUICY and then I had this insane idea 😂 I want to make Mav and Ice crash in a little european country, mistakenly think they’re in the Russian wilderness, and they start this huge survival trip… when the next village would be just across the forest 🫶 oh and did I mention they will manage to almost start a war? All while thinking they hate each other when they’ve already fallen in love? god I want to make them SUFFER (and then obviously happy ending and Goose and Slider will never let them live any of this down <3333)

[jrwiyuri]

Do ppl actually care a lot about certain ships? Like in of itself even aside from the fact that it brings up certain representation?

[malachitezmeyka]

My absolute favourite sitcom to watch growing up is getting a next gen sequel and idk how to feel about it

[impossible-rat-babies]

truly this prompt is 1) getting out of hand and 2) stupid in a way that I refuse to think is cringe

[axxa-the-allikatt]

*deep inhale*… AUGHHHHHHHHHHH

Happy Fengqing New Year! Peacefully welcoming 2025.