#they’re on holiday rn tho

[bobfloydsbabe]

Looking at apartments online and dreaming about the day I have enough money to move back out of my parents’ house. That day can’t come soon enough.

[danielnelsen]

grandpa just died :/

[dumbseee]

soft launch.

in which, mick is soft launching you.

mich schumacher x reader.

fc: sophia birlem.

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mickschumacher: holiday season 🏝🗺

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fan1: wait a damn minute…

fan2: WHO IS THAT

fan3: with all due respect you look delicious but WHO is that lovely lady?

fan4: the pic is so cute omg

fan5: whoever that is i hope she’s good to him

fan6: NOT MY HUSBAND

fan7: mick soft launching?

fan8: the rings 🫠

fan9: who is that slut next to mick?

fan10: new wag alert

fan11: those comments are not it, he’s a grown ass man let him be

fan12: i bet he’s going to ditch her after summer ends lmao

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mickschumacher just posted a story!

y/n just posted a story!

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y/n: say hi to mickey <3

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fan1: YOURE SO BEAUTIFUL OMG

fan2: mick is one lucky mf

fan3: they’re going to break up in a month mark my words

fan4: i’m literally heartbroken rn

fan5: my new parents

fan6: girlie run they’re coming for you

francisca.cgomes: cuties

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fan7: they compliment each other so well tho

mickschumacher: hi pretty lady

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fan8: mick i hope you can fight bc your girlfriend is GORG

fan9: the pictures are so cute omg

fan10: the mick girlies already crying in the comments

fan11: he hid her so well wdym he had a whole gf this entire time?

fan12: i’m so happy for him qjjabakzlzm

fan13: thanks for your service y/n, we now have tons of pictures of bf material mick

y/n: 🫡

fan14: the BIG ASS hickey in the first picture wtf

fan15: ew you can tell she’s classless

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y/n: my camera roll is full of cats we met on the street and mickey

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carmenmundt: ♥️

fan1: their vibe is so chill, they really match each other

fan2: i’m a lil sad that mick is dating someone but she seems nice

estebanocon: i see two owls in that pic

fan3: nooooo they’re so cute

fan4: she’s getting so much hate on twitter but she’s just minding her business??

fan5: WHORE

fan6: don’t worry guys she won’t last till the end of the season 🤭

fan7: the obsession y’all have with random men who don’t even know y’all exist is insane

fan8: so CUTE

fan9: i bet mick paid for everything lmao

mickschumacher: she actually paid the whole trip, i’m just her sugar baby

fan10: JAKQOSPSPPSPSOS BRO

fan11: and that’s how you clap back at haters, guys

fan12: if only others drivers were defending their gfs like mick is defending y/n

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y/n: ‘cars outside’ is out :)

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fan1: not it being a love song for mick :(

fan2: WHY am i crying hysterically about two adults being in love

fan3: "oh darling, all of the city lights, never shine as bright as your eyes." GOD

mickschumacher: why did i do to deserve you?

fan4: they’re so in love it’s almost disgusting

fan5: esteban will have to third wheel now lmao

estebanocon: i’ve been third wheeling for a year now

fan6: A YEAR???

fan7: THEY’VE BEEN TOGETHER FOR A YEAR??

fan8: a year like 365 days? damn schumacher

fan9: nah but hiding a whole gf for a year when you have crazy groupies up your ass every single day is insane

fan10: the cutest couple if you ask me

fan11: i just fell to my knees

fan12: WHEN IS IT MY TURN GODDAMNIT

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[chaosology]

lurking ii

sam kerr x reader (social media)

sorry for such a wait? hope it is ok, you know i love a slowburn :) more to come. part i is here | materlist

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dailymailau Matilda’s Skipper Sam Kerr and the team has touched down in Perth ahead of Friday’s game. See the rest now 👉📷

kerrmylife mums home finally, the kids missed you

y/nlovies omg

margotmyheart need all the famous aussies to get together rn

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y/nofficial back in the motherland!

harinef we miss you ☹️

mybestbarbie Does this mean she’s back in Perth?

mothery/n yes!! that’s where she grew up

alannakennedy So lovely to meet you! ❤️

y/nofficial ⚽️ ⚽️

wifeykerr 👀

mothery/n let sam and y/n meet please :’)

elliecarpenter 🥰🥰

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y/nkerrtruther had to make an IG for all my detective work, but i swear my faves are hanging out!! Sam deleted her story so quick but it’s definitely the same place the team was eating at 👀 👀

mothery/n i’d actually die if we had proof of them even slightly interacting

kerrkerrkerr frrr i’d actually die

y/nkerrtruther keep up the prayer circles guys it’s paying off

emilia.jodes such a reach but ok

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y/nupdatesig CONFIRMED ✅ Y/N was hanging out with the Australian soccer team today!

y/nlovies yay!!! this is so cute

hesflower oh so she goes on holiday while Harry suffers after the break up? never liked her anyway

y/nupdatesig it’s literally her hometown… she’s visiting family

harrykisses she moved on way to fast for my taste… like bitch u should be CRYING

tillies.2023 grow the fuck up omg

leila.russle my faves together 😭

stylesy/l/n4ever did you see that blind that they posted earlier???

y/nlovies no i don’t follow Deuxmoi :(

mothery/n i just reposted it !!!

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mothery/n posted by Deuxmoi. Hoping the delulu H*rry fans hop off her dick 🙏

alannasgoal HAHAH caption

mia_y/l/n i always wanna believe but DM is dodgy asf

jason.cirello From one man to the next I see 🙄

mothery/n who said it was a man. also, fuck off

y/nkerrtruther let her LIVE omg

y/nkerrtruther compiling evidence as we speak.

mothery/n god’s work

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y/nupdatesig Y/N and a friend were at the Matilda’s game today in Perth! Sent by a fan who said she apparently was in the VIP box

flowersformini damnnn they became friends fast

nadiabelova can’t u just pay to sit there??

flowersformini nope! this one is team invite only

y/nkerrtruther ain’t nobody prove me wrong yet

amymarchapologist bruh “a friend” that’s timmy chalamet

liltimmy.tim Wait, are they dating? Why is he with her in Perth

anymarchapologist he’s come over with her before!! They’re old friends, he visits her family all the time

mothery/n she’s there for the hot girls. just like me fr 💯

harrysguitar stop forcing this on her, she probably just likes football

mothery/n the fuck she doesn’t lmao, she’s said it before

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samanthakerr20 Thank’s for having us, Optus! See you next week 😉

mackenziearnold Sick as 🔥

kerrkerrkerr killing whoever pushed u queen

y/nofficial thanks for the tix, sammy! ⚽️ 🥅

y/nkerrtruther IT’S HAPPENING

mothery/n OMGGGGG

alannasgoal they’re probably just friends tho

optusstadium Our pleasure 💛💚

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perthnow She’s home! See the beach pics today via our link in bio 🔗

mothery/n hawtttt

mackenzzzie i heard she’s not the only one who was there 👀

y/nlovie RIP harry u fumbled a baddie

styles_2856 shut up wtf she’s a cheater

y/nlovie pls stop pulling this out of ur ass omg leave her alone

y/nkerrtruther THAT’S SAM’S DOG

y/nkerrtruther HANG ON WHY DID SHE LIKE THE POST???

mothery/n omg she's looking for y/n content i swear

[luvfy0dor]

Henlo

The dad Fyodor anon

Descending from the sky with a request on this fine…. Well it’s night technically but

Ok you get it

You said you write modern AU’s

I have a few in my brain but rn I’m gonna go with the clearest one

You know the kind of stuff I always request

How about Dazai modern au as a young father?

Just him being young (maybe like early 20’s or 19 or something but young, you can pick) and he has a partner. But his partner had become pregnant unexpectedly. And after a really rough and confusing 6 or 7 months, they eventually settle on staying together and his partner wanting to see the pregnancy through (tho they don’t know if they’re gonna keep the child)

Tho ultimately, when the child is born, and Dazai gets to actually hold them, it’s different. And they do decide to keep the child

So basically that happening and Dazai trying to get his life on track so he’s not an absolutely awful father

You can choose if the port mafia is still a thing in this or not if you want more drama

And if Dazai is trying to either get out or work more to be more responsible

And if he turns to Oda for help. And if he was originally considering asking Oda to raise the child because he’s afraid he couldn’t

Essentially just young dad Dazai trying his best

Btw if you’re interested in other kinds of AU requests just lemme know. And maybe I got some Fyodor ones in my brain….. 👀

Happy late holidays friend

“We are Young and We Don't Care ♡⁠˖” - Dad!Dazai x GN!Reader ੈ✩‧₊˚

Warnings; Minimally proofread, Modern AU, reader is afab but gender neutral

Description; Dazai accidentally knocked up his partner, and even hours before the kid is born it's still a mystery whether or not him and his partner will keep it. But things can change, even within seconds.

A/n; Welcome back!!! This ask is cute, I hope I did it justice! Also feel free to drop the new Fyodor ideas ASAP please and thank you 😞🙏💯 Happy late holidays!!

★ Dazais immediate first thought would be to hand over the child to Oda, unsure of his fatherly abilities

★ The reality of fatherhood actually hits him when he holds the baby for the first time and he sobs.

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D/n - Daughters Name

Dazai sat at the bar, swirling the liquid in his glass around. Oda sat next to him, fidgeting with a scrap of paper he found in his pocket earlier that day. "So, what'd you wanna talk about?" He asks Dazai with a cocked eyebrow. "Don't tell me you're runnin' from responsibility again." Oda says, only half serious. Dazai sighs and chuckles quietly, turning to look at Oda. "You know me really well. My partner is pregnant, and I wanted to know if you could..." He trails off at the end, feeling a bit of guilt weighing on his heart. "Take it?" Oda finishes Dazais sentence, being met with a nod from the brunette man. "Yeah. I don't think that I'm ready to be a father, and I'm not leaving my partner, that would be shitty." His gaze wanders towards the windows, the sills covered in a thin veil of glistening snow while flakes fall from the clouds overhead.

"And why is that?" Oda turns his body to face his companion better while resting his head against his fist. "C'mon, you know I'm just not father material. I don't know how to take care of a kid, nor do I know how to bond with it." He tells. His right hand rests on his knee while the other grasps the short whiskey glass by the rim, the orange light from the candles cascading an incandescent glow onto his skin. His cheeks and nose are still slightly red from being exposed to the cold, winter chill of the dark city even though he had gotten inside five minutes ago. "You just sound unwilling to learn, if you ask me." Oda replies. His hand moves from his cheek to run his fingers through his shirt, ginger hair while his statement makes Dazai reflect for a moment. "I don't think I'm able to learn." Oda shakes his head immediately. "You're always able to learn. You just don't want to. I can teach you how to take care of a child, even if you'd still rather hand it over to me." He says, his stubble slightly pricking the back of his hand before he takes a sip of his drink. Dazai sighs with his shoulders slumped, but he eventually nods in agreement. His stubborn personality has a tendency to soften whenever it came to Oda.

Oda started giving Dazai lessons whenever he was able to on how to deal with children, especially newborns. He taught Dazai how to how to hold them correctly and how to swaddle them, amongst many other essential skills for having a child. It took Dazai a couple hundred tries to get the swaddling down, but he was a natural at the multi-tasking part. He could carry around one of Oda's kids in one arm and make a bottle with the other without problem. He was also pretty good with making children laugh, even without trying. Oda taught him how to bathe and change a newborn and told him when the child could have things other than formula or breast milk. He was doing a real good job at shaping Dazai up into a, at the very least, prepared father. Although with these acquired skills, he still had his doubts and second thoughts.

Even as he's sitting in the hospital room with you and all the medical staff, his stomach continues to turn with indecision. He's stuck in a daydream, to keep the child or not to keep the child, that was his only question in the moment. He was so far gone that he barely registered the sound of cries coming from the newborn, but when he did he immediately snapped back into reality. His eyes darted around the room looking for the baby until they landed on her, laying on your chest. Your smile was contagious and Dazai couldn't help but unexpectedly choke up at the sight of the baby. The way you softly shushed her and pet her head made his heart swell. He immediately stood up and reached over to caress her as well, biting back his tears of happiness. He didn't understand how something he considered giving away made him feel this way, so happy.

When the nurses took the baby for the physical assessment, he frowned and reached for your hand. "We're keeping her, I don't want to give her way." Dazai says to you, kissing your forehead. "You did so good." He mumbles against your skin. You thank him and lean back, exhaustion overcoming you. "Good, I'm happy you want to keep her, too." A small smile makes its way to your face. He returns it and stands with you while you wait for the nurses to bring the little girl back. His hand rests on your shoulder, rubbing circles into your skin with his thumbs. His eyes light up like no other when he sees the nurse bring your baby back and he almost immediately reaches his arms out to pick her up and take her. His breath hitches and he stares at her sleeping form, unaware of the tears in his eyes until one falls down his face and onto d/n's baby blanket. He bites his lip once again, making them all the rosier as he sniffles and leans down to kiss her forehead.

The sight makes your heart flutter; you really did think Dazai would want to give her away, but he clearly changed his mind. An even bigger smile creeps onto your face when you hear him whispering to her, his dark brown bangs falling infront of his face. "I love you so much! I'm so glad to have you here, you're gonna be daddy's little partner in crime, huh?" You couldn't help but giggle with happiness. You knew neither you nor Dazai would be the perfect parents, but he really seemed like he was gonna try his damnedest for you; for your daughter.

[angelofthenight]

“You could live a hundred lifetimes…”

“And never deserve that person”

My own little take on the trend on TikTok rn with the yanderes I’ve written for to remind you all to please never, even tho they’re fictional, settle for guys like them irl. Please know you’re worth so much more than what people give to you and that your safety and happiness are the most important things in the world.

Never, EVER, let a boy make you think you owe them your love and praise and devotion. That is something that is earned with selfless dedication on their part.

And never let them make you think that it is your job to fix them. You are not their therapist and not their parent. And please remember to never be afraid to leave at the first or second red flag. It is never selfish to have your own safety as your best interest, it is never selfish to have boundaries.

Happy Holidays my beloved pookie’s🥰💖

[formulaa-1]

instagram au❤️🏎

Influencer!plus-size!reader x Carlos sainz

someone requested this but I couldn’t find the request <3 hope you enjoy my love🫶🏻

this is sort of a soft launch I guess

y/nusername

y/nusername: going through the holiday blues rn…🏝👙🧉

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cs55fann: hang on… Carlos liked??

user3:I think they’re just friends ,but she is always at the grid supporting him so idk🤷🏾‍♀️

obsessedy/n: shes so pretty 🥹

forzaferrarifan55: okay but like Carlos liked. She’s always at the grid with them. Are they dating ??

username278: I’m pretty sure Carlos was on this vacation with her …could be wrong tho x

carlossainz55

carlossainz55: ❤️

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charles_leclerc: ❤️

user33: Carlos is just so 😍

obsessedw55: context for the second photo ?😭

username_fan27: okay but Carlos and y/n keep liking each-others posts ,,idk does this mean anything ???

y/nstan55: I hope so 😩😩

carlosluvrrr: oh my 🥵

y/nusername’s story

carlossainz55

f1waggupdatess

f1waggupdatess: y/n and Carlos both posted these on there storys. are they soft launching there relationship?

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f1faan55: y/n liked!!!!!!!

fan88: WHO IS THAT???

user268: I think it’s @ y/nusername!

number55_4eva: his abs tho …😍😍😍

fan27: I was thinking the same thing🤤

user262: him and y/n are deffo dating !!!!

55biggestfan: idk why people always automatically assume they’re dating from pictures like these,like bfr

user1: I don’t think people are assuming from these specific photos…it’s the fact that they’re liking each-others photos and she was at most of the races supporting him last year and they were seen hugging and stuff

(Authors note-lmk if you want a part 2 <3 I think my next au will be another George Russell one <3)

[wikiangela]

fuck it friday

tagged by @daffi-990 @giddyupbuck @spotsandsocks

hi!! i'm back lol - well, the craziness at work is done and I'm slowly getting back to writing bc I haven't written in like a week and it's killing me lol (this is gonna sound dramatic but I literally don't feel like myself if I don't write for too long haha) I don't have anything new to share rn, but I figured since it's already december and since some of y'all are sharing Christmas fics, and knowing I likely won't write one this year, I'm gonna shamelessly plug my holiday fake dating fic with 4 Christmases and 6 Christmas chapters actually 😂 (Christmas was a very important time for Buck and Eddie's relationship in this lol) - there's obvi more holidays in this but anyway, here's a snippet of their first Christmas together also, it's been a year since I posted the first chapter and I'm feeling nostalgic lol, this fic is my baby and I love it so much (tho there's so many things I'd change now lol)

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Turns out, Buck is very much serious about the whole thing, and Christopher finds it hilarious and is eager to play along. Eddie doesn’t have valid arguments not to do it, and it’s not like he doesn’t want to. After another snide comment when talking to his parents, he made his decision. And he already felt this exciting feeling of satisfaction when he told them he’d be bringing someone for Christmas this year – miraculously, Buck and Eddie don’t work on Christmas, and they took an additional day off, so their schedules allow for a three-day trip to Texas. 

So now, it’s Christmas Eve and they’re on their way from the airport to Eddie’s childhood home, and he’s nervous, doubts just starting to seep in. What on earth possessed him to do this? He can’t lie to his family. He can’t pretend to be in love with Buck. What if he really does fall in love with him? What if everything goes to shit? He’s watched enough movies to know it’s a bad idea, but he couldn’t and still can’t bring himself to stop it.

“So.” Eddie says, his voice shaking slightly, as they sit in a cab. “We’re doing this.”

“Yep.” he can hear Buck grin next to him. “Unless you still wanna back out?” he adds quickly. They could still say Buck’s just a friend. No big deal. But Eddie does have this petty desire to stir something up, and this seems perfect. 

“No. It’ll be fine.” he smiles at Buck, and then feels hot when Buck grabs his hand and interlaces their fingers, winking at him. Christopher laughs.

“You’d make a great couple.” he comments. He’s been unusually happy about all of this. He also asked Eddie a few days ago if Eddie loves Buck, which prompted a conversation, but he thinks Chris knows what’s going on now. Eddie doesn’t really know what to think about that.

“Thanks, buddy.” Buck responds excitedly, squeezing Eddie’s hand, and he can’t contain a smile. If not anything else, at least all three of them are going to have a lot of fun.

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[thwackk]

Hi! Sorry to bother you but I saw you were a fellow Clark lover and I feel like you were a great person to ask this question to: In your opinion, what traditions/culture things from Krypton does Clark do in his daily life? Ex, could be a small Kryptonian prayer before eating or a specific holiday, etc Clark in my opinion would do everything he can to keep his heritage alive so I was curious what your take on it was :)

hi!! you’re not bothering me, i take every opportunity i get to run my mouth about clark :) you made my day

first thing’s first, i believe clark has some instincual and natural kryptonian things that he does that he either was told wasn’t normal by his parents, or things that he’s done mostly in private for a majority of his life so therefore he has no idea that it’s not normal.

One thing i headcanon he does is bump his head to other people’s heads as a form of affection like if he likes you he’ll put his forehead on yours. im leaning into the kryptonians are like cats thing, i love that. obviously he doesn’t do this with everyone as to keep up appearances, but he does it with ma and pa and the league. Kyrptonians are a very physically affectionate people

Another thing he can do but doesn’t because it’s definitely NOT human, is clicking (similar to a raven), it’s a sound that comes from deep in his body tho so it’s not super loud and only really noticeable in a quiet room or if you’re sitting right next to him, he can control it for the most part but sometimes it happens without his consent when he’s particularly frustrated abt something.

Uuhmm oh i also like to think everything on earth tastes completely different to him, like pickles are like ghost peppers to him and marshmallows taste like cilantro or somethin. as a baby the jarred baby food always made him pull a face and spit it out and now there’s these two panicked parents completely lost on how and what to feed this alien baby. mashed up raw onions and bell peppers were like candy to him and his parents just had to hope that it wasn’t bad for him. stuff like that. he’s physically repulsed by cheese, all of it. the smell alone makes him want to vomit. (i know this clashes with my headcannon that he’s an amazing cook and makes the best meals, but that’s just a process of following the recipe and knowing how to do it cause ma taught him how, as well as all her special recipes, so to him it’s just a routine.)

i have more somewhere in my head but they’re not comin to me rn. i really gotta draw out my versions of kryptonians because i really do like to lean in to the fact that they are aliens and should look and feel a little more like it yaknow?

okay, traditions and keeping his culture alive stuff let’s see

he wears the traditional kryptonian fits on special kryptonian holidays as well as father’s day. There’s a holiday that celebrates animal companionship (pets basically) and every leaguer agrees that it’s absolutely criminal it’s not a real national holiday on earth. The league celebrates every year.

kryptonian birthday’s work a bit differently, for the entire day your eyes glow and instead of recieving gifts and having a party, the person who’s birthday it was gets an entire day to themselves, no work or anything, they just get to relax and do whatever they want, a birthday was a day of celebration of course with loved ones but the custom applied to work and such, if it was your birthday, you were allowed to do whatever you wanted that day free of charge so long as it wasn’t illegal obviously, this was customary on Krypton because a birthday was considered a very important day, in a different way that’s it’s considered on earth. Bruce does everything in his power to take all work load off of Clark every year after hearing Clark talk abt kryptonian birthday’s once, and Bruce being fully aware of how important keeping krypton alive is to Clark even if it is in small seemingly pointless ways, he does that. Much to Clark’s dismay, Bruce practically forces him to take the day off and offers to pay for literally anything he wants to do that day. Usually Clark just wants to spend time with friends and family.

honestly my brain can’t think of many more or very interesting ones, i’m sure they’re in there but my mind is dead right now, but i hope you enjoy those

[f1nalboys]

Stupid Headcanons About Jake “Hangman” Seresin

(u can accept these or not all i know is they’re true bc he’s in bed w me rn and he told me)

slight nsfw warning for random stuff throughout but nothing explicit <3

- he loves silly cringey cliche nicknames :3 sugar plum, honey bee, sweetiepie, poptart

- in regards to that last nickname it’s bc i fully and wholeheartedly believe

- and know

- that when he is subby (THIS MAN IS A SWITCH YALL) he likes to be called kitty :3 no i’m not projecting what the fuck

- anyways

- he gets called poptart bc he refuses to let the word kitty be uttered in public around him so poptart it is bc of nyan cat :3

- i’ve put some thought into it why do u ask?

- he loves dolly parton

- and old school miranda lambert, like “gunpowder and lead” to “mamas broken heart” era miranda

- he’s actually a bit of a country fan but it’s not pop country does that make sense everyone

- he loves those sea salt and vinegar chips but only the kettle cooked ones

- WINE LOVER

- only likes sweet red wine tho :3

- he turns into a slut when he’s wine drunk btw

- he will get home, unwind, do a silly face mask and put on a robe, and then turn on the most annoying loser youtuber you have ever seen

- HES A YOUTUBE GUY IDC 9 times out of 10 he’s gonna choose to load up a little minecraft youtuber and just get high or drunk and watch it

- i want to smoke with him. that is all

- he’s a giggly high/drunk, he just constantly laughs and is lovey dovey and :,)

- he’s a dog person

- he loves cats but he like a high energy dogs, he’ll take his dog to a park and literally wear himself out too so by the time you drive home both he and the dog are passed out LMFAO

- he refuses to play un-relaxing video games

- if it’s gonna stress him out he’d rather die than play it

- stardew, animal crossing, that new disney game i cant remember the name of! he also like organization games like that unpacking one, he will settle down and play for hours

- HE IS BISEXUAL.

- DONT FUCKING TALK TO ME OK?

- night showerer

- he’s the type of guy to have ur post notifications on but never like or comment and when you ask him abt it he’s like “oh i just like to see when u post :3” like ok?? support me???

- jealous easily but never toxic, does that make sense??

- you’ll be talking to someone and he materializes and goes “SO IM THEIR BOYFRIEND MY NAMES JAKE IM REALLY BADASS AND SCARY.” like relax king the cashier is not trying to fuck me

- he’s a switch :3 i already mentioned that but it’s true

- he gets bed head like crazy

- he does random little vocal noises sometimes that are similar to a cat going “mwerp?’ if you know what i’m talking about you’ll agree

- doesn’t even mean to do it it just happens

- the most romantic and sentimental mf in the universe

- expect anniversaries and birthdays and holidays to be The Biggest Deal to him especially as an official couple

- the handsomest baby girl ever :3

- anyways that’s all i can think of rn so. enjoy.

[spiteless-xo]

HI I WAS JUST ABOUT TO SEND YOU AN ASK and then your post majfkskdj hi how r u?? how was christmas? have you ever been to the u.s?? do you like lemonade?? how do you feel about jean/armin because i think its cute and have you seen hxh okay sorry im a SPAZ

hello hello 🥰🥰🥰🥰

i’m doing great!! very very tired 😩 i stayed up way too late last night for no reason and then had to be up at 6 this morning so im regretting a lot of things rn

christmas was good! my family doesn’t really celebrate but my mom’s only day off during the holidays is xmas day itself so i always spend it with her. my bf has been out of town for the past few days with his family so i’ve been vibin alone at home w the dog 🥺 but im going to go meet up with him now!

like 9years ago i went to the us for a cruise but idk that doesn’t really count i feel 💀 other than that, i’ve never been!!

i LOVE lemonade!! especially carnival lemonade omg idk what they put in there but it’s so delicious i will go to the fair just to buy lemonade

i love jean/armin 🥺 they’re soooo cute and i’ve actually been reading a cute lil fic over the past few months called Different from the Rest that i’ve really been enjoying

i’ve never seen hxh!! it’s on my list tho to watch with my bf! hopefully in the new year

love u hope your holidays were great 🥰💗 tysm for the ask while i wait for my flight

[smoreboi]

following this post, might as well give my predictions, even tho I’ve been wrong two months straight, so anyways, yea. (Summary in comments)

first. we average one book 7 update month to every one month w/o an update, anomaly in two months between parts 2 and 3 and then no months between 3 and 4. June was a break month, however it’s entirely dependent on the content, and for some reason I can find barely anything rn about the unreleased in en book 7, so I can not confidently say either way, but if we follow one on one off, we will have an update in July.

Now I’m gonna talk a lot of nonsense about the jp to en event release order to tell you why July almost must have the sunset savanna event. listing only og releases of story and culinary crucible events, of the first 28 on JP, sunset savanna’s was the 23. en jumps around a bit, doesn’t release in the exact same order as jp, of our 27 released events, only cc fish, fairy gala remix, glorious masquerade, cc noodles, twisted tsumderland 2, and cc cream have the same space in their release orders, but our largest positive and negative discrepancies have been by 5, with terror is trending being released five events later in en than jp, and with cc meat, beansfest 2, and cc spice being released five events earlier in en than jp. If tamashina-mina isn’t the next event released, it’ll be the first discrepancy of 6 in en’s 2 and a half years of running. Thus, I have full faith in it being a July drop. If it isn’t, I will in fact scream, that is a threat and a promise.

possible reruns are much harder to predict, we haven’t had one yet in 2024 and we’ve only had seven total in en’s whole run, but if July has to have one and I have to call it, I’d say beansfest: survival of the beanest or glorious masquerade, we haven’t had those reruns yet and they’re less holiday/season oriented than most of the reruns jp has run.

the Jack and Vil Sweets cc is currently within discrepancy range, it’s the 30th released event on jp, so if we had it in July it’d be in the one early/same order/one late range

rapid fire, if we get a club banner it’ll be ruggie, i don’t care enough to predict joint exams or training camps, we’ve got Leona’s bday on the 27th, i think this is everything

[viatrix-glow]

sorry i have to take this to tumblr too cause it’s occupying my mind and i can’t stop thinking about it even tho i know it doesn’t matter in the grand scheme of things rn I HAVE TO TALK . ABOUT THIS

CAUSE WHY TGE FUCK IS OUR SPECIAL CLIMAX EVENT OUTFIT A RECOLOR ????????? i understand it’s vday that’s so cute im so happy about that cause i wanted a holiday climax for them cause they already have halloween and easter why not throw valentines in there too!!!! its cute it works!!!!!!!!! BUTTHIS IS A CLIMAX EVENT NOT A NORMAL EVENT SO WHY IS THE OUTFIT JUST A RECOLOR? they do it for other vday songs yes but those are normal event songs they’re not the Climax event. even alkaloid got special (albeit kind of boring) outfits for their halloween climax so why not switch too

and like the background is fun yea maybe they’ll perform at a fun little amusement park but 2wink did that once already so i hope it’s not just that again and if it’s just a normal stage performance with that in the bgthen it’ll really be over

it’s just!!!! disappointing!! i’m trying to pretend that maybe this is just a special image maybe the actual news tomorrow will show us something different but also i have to be realistic about it . so this mv better be the best mv ive ever seen this better be their best song ever and the album art needs to be beautiful amazing perfect

final thoughts i love the colors i love the heart on his face i love the big bow but overall i feel a little disappointed and sad . as of right now. maybe that will change

[mymegumi]

omg ur holiday event sounds soo cute hehe if there’s still space for match ups i would love to join 🥹🥹 u already know me by dooby hehe rn im in a jjk phase and obviously a choso kisser BUT im excited to see who else u think is good for me 🫣 gender doesn’t rlly matter to me but pref male hehe

what I love abt the holidays is spending time with friends and decorating the space!! I love hosting holiday parities and having the excuse to sing holiday songs with everyone :))

my likes/interests are generally — going on long walks with no destination in mind, cafe hopping, and going to sporting events/concerts!!

thank you for setting up this event and I can’t wait to see who you have in mind for me hehe 💗💗

hi miss dooby! thank u for joining my event ෆ im so glad you’re here and megumi n i are wishing u a merry christmas :) for your matchup, i match you with:

GOJO SATORU !

gojo loves taking you to concerts and even if it’s for an artist he doesn’t really know or like, he’ll absolutely sit through anything for you! he’d sit thru the worst metal concert ever and even learn a few songs ‘cause he loves you so much. he is more than likely to just take you on a long walk in the city somewhere on a lunch break or just any sort of free time and enjoys trying a random hole in the wall restaurant with you. sometimes they’re an absolute gem, and sometimes he has to order sushi or pizza just to erase the taste on his tongue. they can’t all be winners. he just enjoys trying new foods, experiencing new things and being with you as much as he can. he’s also vvv prone to randomly giving you a coffee as the day progresses and he knows you have things to do, or forcing you to sit in a cafe and do work/write and is perfectly content to just sit and watch you. his spontaneous nature, while seemingly just for fun, is just a way he likes to keep things interesting for you and is due to always wanting to see your face as it lights up with joy at other good shared experience.

RUNNER UPS: ⠀ ෆ nanami kento ⠀ ⠀ ⤿ would def be the one quiet dude just sitting down ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ at the concert/sport game trying to vibe while ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ everyone else is on their feet T.T ⠀ ෆ itadori yuuji ⠀ ⠀ ⤿ absolutely chimes in to every song you sing with ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ perfect harmony

⠀ this is what u’ve been waiting for tho fr ෆ enjoy dooby n i’m wishing u a merry merry xmas!!!

“are you sure i can’t just put this one there?” gojo asks, hands holding onto an ornament’s hook with his pointer finger and thumb, trying to put it on a spot on the tree that he thinks is perfectly fine. then again, you’re the tree decorator and he should’ve known that no, he can’t just put that one there.

putting the table cloth down on the table, you sigh, coming up to press your forehead to his shoulder and shaking your head. “no, satoru, because this is the main display tree, and if we have two ornaments of the same color next to each other, it clashes too much!”

“i mean, it’s only geto and shoko coming over,” he lets you pluck the ornament from his hands, “i’m not sure we need to worry about that stuff.”

“okay, they might not worry.” you start, putting it in a spot that gojo might not have even thought to put it. “i, however, would stare at it all night. i just want tonight to go well.”

“it’ll be so much fun, my love.” he reassures, kissing the side of your head gently. you might be a bit crazy when it comes to christmas decorations, but he loves you nonetheless. you were his favorite christmas present ever.

[lqfiles]

if you support lucas disrespectfully KAY! WHY! ES!

anyways 😍

COLLEGE HAS BEEN OKAY!!! i’m switching my major for the next semester and i’m so excited bc i’m actually going into something i’m good at and passionate about (biotechnology) SO IM SO EXCITED TO SWITCH OUT OF trigger warning COMPSCI 😝😝

restarting on twitter makes me feel so like.. IM SO SOCIALLY AWKWARD like i feel like i can’t be unhinged … like i gotta marinate or sum … 🥩 but yeah omgg.. kpoptwt has fallen awf lowkey but it’s something! i have a couple funny oomfs here and there… so awkward tho icl 😃

AND OMGGG I LOVE YOUUU I HOPE THE HOLIDAY HAS BEEN GOOD FOR YOUUU even if you’re not doing anything productive and just rotting bc im back in school and i’ve been ROTTING. but omg HAVE A GOOD NIGHT POOKIE 🫶🏼🫶🏼🫶🏼

and lucas fans, ###! 😍

- 🌷

the sigh of relief i let out when i saw this omg lolll you tell em anon!!!

THATS AMAZING IM HAPPY FOR YOU and biotechnology??? you must be smart 😭😭 idek fully what you do there i only got the gist of it but ohhh that sounds like a nice career choice AND NTM I DID COMPUTER SCIENCE LAST YEAR but at the same time all that much please because i’m still stuck doing coding rn and it sucks

plsss they’re just not ready to see your REAL authentic self trusttt once the mutuals start coming in they will LOVE YOU and i’m sure people like unhinged like it’s nice to be mutuals with someone a bit different yk? becoming close with mutuals is so awks tho because what if they don’t wanna become close hsjdhskd BUT IM SURE YOULL DO FINE FIGHTINGG~

not doing anything productive unfortunately but i’m rooting for you from my comfy bed! good luck and push through for these last few months so you can finally switch to a course you like and get back on your academic weapon era LETS GOOOO goodnight pooks <3

[so-very-small]

ask game !!,,,

🥺 (is there a certain type of moment or common interaction between your characters that never fails to put you in your feels?)

✍ (do you have a beta reader?)

🎶 (do you listen to music while you write? what song have you been playing on loop lately?)

🍦 (what's the sweetest fic you've created so far?)

🎃 (do you write fics for certain holidays? which is your favorite holiday inspired fic?)

🤩 (who is your favorite character to write?)

🤯 (what's a genre you struggle with as a writer (ex. romance, action, etc.)?)

— brick

HIIII BRICK!

🥺- i’ve answered this one but round two: i love Angry Scenes. like absolute breaking point of a character who unleashes it on someone else who deserves it. cathartic and overdue arguments my beloved

✍- i don’t! i usually write, then edit, let it sit for a few days, edit again, edit again in a different word processor, THEN post. i’ve always been too shy to ask people to full on beta my works, so i’ve just gotten super meticulous with editing skfjdjfjfj

🎶- i do! rn my On Loop song is Almost (Sweet Music) by Hozier, but I’m also listening to How to Be a Human Being, the Glass Animals album, a lot because it fits my two current fave OCs perfectly

🍦- i’m. not sure actually. i’m more an angst guy, there are fluffy sweet bits but they’re usually in between OC Trauma bits HCDHSJDJ. Wall Oracle fic is kinda sweet tho, and I do have a few super old Stucky fics written as a teen that are pretty sappy. for original stuff, The Car Story is probably the fluffiest, which is. saying something abt my original work because that story is also so sad

🎃- i used to! in my early fandom days i ADORED holiday fic exchanges, i’d write holiday fics for those and i had a few cause i wanted to. mistletoe is a cute trope :) lately i haven’t been huge on holidays tho, and most of my fandoms rn don’t canonically have earth holidays

🤩- ough. for fanfic, Otto Octavius is so much fun to write, he’s so nuanced and it’s so fun to get into his head. lately i’ve also really enjoyed writing Boromir too. for original characters, Pama and Nan have to be the favss. Pama is a rambunctious woman trying to be a hero while slowly being corrupted by a possessed axe, and Nan is a preacher who’s god vanishes and she decides to find him and drag him back. other honorable OC mentions are: Sighn, Ny, Mariko, Brenn, and Callisto

🤯- suspense/ horror 😔 honestly, most things outside of fantasy don’t come super naturally to me, hence why even my sci-fi or historical stuff usually has fantasy elements throughout. i try to branch out into other genres often, but horror is so hard to nail for me. it’s kind of why a lot of my stuff has steered into suspenseful things (fearplay fics, TBMP, Sighn and Eon’s story), it’s all me trying to practice!