#they’re literally my otp

[dumplingsjinson]

List of “out of pocket shit I have said over text, turned into dialogue because why not?” prompts 

“Imagine getting the cops called on you because you were rawdogging in your own home with your curtains open. I’d levitate out of embarrassment.” (I messaged this to my friends today, and I'm not going to give context on why, and it's the reason why I decided to compile this list soooo)

“On a scale of one to ten, how fucked are we, realistically?” 

“It’s not singing in the shower anymore if I slip and fall, it’s turning into a rendition of dying in the shower.” 

“We were just fucking around and finding out… And ended up finding out too hard.” 

“Not the meowntal illness. Your honour, that should be classified as a slur.” 

“The hike I took with my family today reminded me of the hike we took that day to that fuckass island YOU wanted to go to. You know, the one where I had to witness some guy sunbathing their fucking cheeks which were hanging out of their swimmers, after about a thousand hours of walking.”

“He can fuck himself with his pegging kit or some shit.”

“…I��m gonna end it all right now, I left my dildo and my lube in the bathroom and my mum found it—”

“Why does retail need references, LITERALLY NO ONE FUCKING CARES—”

“If God was real then he wouldn’t have let this happen!” (Sorry to all of my religious people out there LMFAO-) 

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[mymitochondriaforpresident]

“What would you do if I were there with you?”

“I would…run my fingers through your hair.”

Gifs by the lovely @books-books-smolderinglooks.

[beyondthepaper]

Can you pls give me a list of the ships in this au?

sure! :D

9/30/23

beyond the paper ships <3

@fresacake

[sleepyicon]

damiko shippers where are you guys? i love them

[fireandspiceland]

Arthur who likes spontaneous & casual sex wherever whenever vs. Alfred who wants every time to be the epitome of romance and eroticism, perfectly planned and executed.

[sad-drake-lyrics]

it always makes me smile that the cover image for the final volume of KNY is Tanjirou and Nezuko thanking everyone for coming to their wedding.

[kaidanalenkosprmanager]

Sophie Shepard & Kaidan Alenko (ME1) 1/?

MIRA'S MORE CANON ME1 "After everything that happened with Zaeed, Caleston, and the Villa? I think need to tell you a few things about BAaT." "Well, after everything that happened with Zaeed, Caleston, and the Villa? I think I might owe you an explanation about how I really know Anderson." AKA: Zaeed Massani and the case of the terrible, horrible, no good, very bad message ping. :) Mass Effect: Legendary Edition (2021)

[skyland2703]

I dunno what to caption here I just love-hate this scene.

[profiction-edits]

Profic Party Day 4: A Rarepair That You Like.

I love them so much. They’re literally one of my favorite ships.

[bosesmikas]

Awww Jeia making things right

And their ‘I love you’ 😍😍😍😍

Please be endgame <3

[letstrywritingmaybe]

Tomorrow (today technically now) is my day off so I’m gonna finish the may prompts… at least I hope. Meanwhile my brain is like hey remember your fic idea titled Where Do My Hands Go? Well what if the opposite happened and Shinichi is the one who’s gone crazy? Now is not time for this! Also I find it funny how I’ve been going through so many different vibes for shinshi/CoAi but with kaishi it’s still all cutesy and soft. This is why I strayed okay. I need fluff, it’s literally my one requirement for my ships. I just want them to be happy and alive and together

Update: I’m working on it I am. But this ship is killing me. The more art we get for the movie and how coai is so important I just… I’m dying and I don’t even know if it’s in the good or bad way. I try to be optimistic I do and I’m all about fluff and happy endings for my ship but… if they’re not endgame and we keep getting ship baited… I can’t handle it. Not again. I’ve never recovered from Bleach and I just know my heart can’t take another blow. If there was ever a wonder for why I write shinichi the way I do it’s literally because of this. I can’t see the way he looks at her and be convinced it’s purely platonic. But I am conflicted. I hate ship baiting, but I also can’t stand the canon ship. I can only hope I get a better option that’s less painful. Let my queen be happy and in requited love where she is treasured as she deserves. It’s all I ask. Please

Update 2: I think I’m finally done with the may prompts. It definitely took a different turn than my original idea. It went from all fluff to… not so fluffy… I swear it wasn’t because I was in a mood for this ship! It was already headed that way before I spiraled! Anyways 4100ish words later, here we are. The problem with all of these verses is that they could all be long multichaptered fics. But I really don’t have time or the motivation to plan them out properly and do it justice. Especially this particular verse for the may prompts. I’ve said a million times I don’t angst well, like I completely shut down when I get too caught up in sad things so yeah I really can’t deal with it. This is literally why I have trouble working on some of my WIPs. As soon as I hit a bit of angst I’m like nope, we’re not touching that. *sigh why couldn’t I just stay in my happy fluff only bubble? Why did I decide to dabble in other types of fics, clearly I’m not cut out for this

[ever-yours118]

buddie + mutual pining  

(9-1-1 // gif prompts)

[space-rat-baby-cry]

WIMO!!! I LOVE WIMO. THEY'RE SOULMATES THEY'RE LITERALLY SOULMATES

[armageddidnt]

Welcome to My Collection of Random Thoughts during my nth* rewatch of Good Omens Season 2

*only amazon prime knows the exact number at this point but I’m fairly certain it’s in the double digits

Episode 1: Gabriel’s fly lurking in the box when Aziraphale first takes it inside 👀

Crowley’s promise of “two minutes” basically means that he’s been homeless and living in his car for the past 4 years strictly so that he can be within 2 driving minutes of Aziraphale at all times in case his angel needs him I’m not crying you are

So here I think the key word is “fragile,” Crowley knows they are ostensibly safe from their respective sides but that could change at any moment so he’s basically spent the last 4 years in anxiety-ridden terror hovering as close to Aziraphale as he can to try and protect him from heaven, hell, and anyone else that would want to bring him harm after all that business they pulled in season 1 with stopping Armageddon

Episode 2: I just happened to pause the episode while Aziraphale is lying to the angels about his miracle and LOL Michael really outdid himself here (Sheen, not the Archangel)

Gabriel trying to swat flies and almost smashing the repository of every single one of his memories

I’m cAckling

So if Good Omens exists in Good Omens, does that mean Neil Gaiman and Terry Pratchett exist in Good Omens?? Do you think they based their Aziraphale and Crowley characters on Aziraphale and Crowley??

Episode 3: So I’m trying to find any hints or foreshadowing of the Gabriel Beelzebub thing bc tbh I did kind of feel like it came out of nowhere which is really the only issue I have with them. I found this one scene where Beelzebub almost ?? seems to be concerned about Gabriel ?? But it’s blink and you miss it and there could be lots of other reasons why Beelzebub doesn’t want to fail in locating Gabriel (pressure from/leverage over heaven, etc) so idk

More Foreshadowing Fly content 🪰

Episode 4: So here we’ve seen that Shax can just appear inside the Bentley bc she did it earlier to talk to Crowley. Shax only pretended to be a hitchhiker so she could be invited in because Azirpahale was driving so technically she needed permission to cross the threshold of an angel 👀

This scene will never not destroy me the 1941 flashback is the absolute sOFTEST thing ever to happen on this show

We really need more context here I need to see the Crowley-Furfur Monkey Rides

Episode 5: ahahaha thank you google translate for absolutely destroying my sanity this evening

POP goes the Ziraphale

Okay I know you can’t hear it in the gif but just before Nina takes Maggie’s hand, there’s a very quiet miracle noise, like Azirpahale literally MADE Nina dance with Maggie, he said I’m writing a Mina Jane-Austen-Ball-AU and my otp will KISS godDAMMIT

Azirpahale seems lowkey kind of manic this whole scene tho, he’s controlling literally everyone to force Nina and Maggie together and whenever Crowley says anything that pokes holes in Aziraphale’s Magical Jane Austen Ball Fairytale, Aziraphale just straight up denies it. He wants Nina and Maggie to dance and he wants him and Crowley to dance and he refuses to acknowledge anything beyond that.

Is this just Shax insulting Crowley for how much of a nuisance he’s been or a reference to his former status as an angel ???

They’re both completely dismissive of each other when they’re trying to say something important and that’s the main issue they’ve been having this entire season tbh

Episode 6: I think it’s funny that Crowley describes the angels as bees here because in the book, Neil/Terry describe humans the same way. Guess we have more in common than we thought huh?

So the metatron was the one who originally decided Gabriel would be memory wiped and not sent to hell, and he was also the one that decided not to sound an alarm about Gabriel for some reason and said ‘just go find him yourself’ instead. The metatron has definitely got his own agenda and you can bet he doesn’t want Aziraphale up there in heaven because he’s a “leader” and he’s “honest” like that’s exactly what Gabriel was and look where it got him 👀

There’s just something I can’t quite put my finger on about the metatron bringing Aziraphale a coffee from “give me coffee or give me death” and then asking Aziraphale if he’s going to take the coffee he’s giving him…

I have not seen a single person talk about this since s2 came out but Nina literally calls Maggie “angel” because that’s the term of endearment they hear Crowley using for Aziraphale !!!! I’m still going fERAL over this and I can’t believe no one else is eitHER

Something about this part of The Final Fifteen compared to this scene from the first episode is so representative of the entire season. Azirpahale keeps saying “my way or get out” and Crowley finally hits a wall and can follow Aziraphale no further. So he does just that. He goes.

I’m sure a lot of us by now have seen this post that brings up how Aziraphale literally pushes the remains of Crowley into his mouth and swallows and it’s the only thing I see when I watch this now

We still don’t know for certain if Crowley queued up this song to play on their way to the Ritz or if the Bentley started playing it all on its own and it’s driving me insane

Basically how I am doing after my Truly-Alarming-Number-th watch of this traumatizing episode/season. WELP hope you enjoyed this garbage dump of my thoughts and feelings time to go cry for a bit again BYE

[soupymcsoup]

I LITERALLY THOUGHT THAT THEY WOULD BE A COUPLE WHEN I SAW GAMEPLAY AAAA 😭😭

Would it be inappropriate to ask of Rog and Ron to hold hands? They deserve the closeness after all that’s happened.

Well. They’re taking baby steps

[thief-of-eggs]

“My OTP is perfect, they literally complete eachother-“

Ok and mine literally destroys eachother. They’re like Hades and Persephone. Never have you seen a love more luscious, a love more intense- but with it comes suffocation. Obsession. Possession. My OTP is like the moon and the sun, never one without the other, but never at the same time- and in the rare case that they are together, their meeting is so intense that it blocks out all the light. My OTP is like fire and water. They don’t complete eachother, they threaten the others existence. In the words of harry potter- “neither can live while the other survives”. My OTP is slowly ripping itself apart. My OTP would rather rip themselves apart than be apart from eachother.

My OTP does not belong together, but they sure as hell don’t belong apart.