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Nobody told me how addictive Pinterest was and it's not fair.

Like ooh you wanna look good and love yourself and rediscover your love foe your favorite things? I knew it, you knew it, here let me take you on a journey through all your best ideas of who you could be.

Love you, you dumb bitch

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If a ghost wanted to possess me that would be like so cool with me, like go ahead I dare you.

They'd probably do so much better at my life than me, and relish the opportunity at that.

Meanwhile I'd rather not be within physical existence at all so you know... casting call for poltergeists who are so upset about dying you wanna try to live again.

Honestly if you don't accept at that point then what the fuck are you doing poltergeisting?

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Not the 11 yo suicide attempt that didn't know how many pills to take so erred on the low side because I was more afraid of being caught than DYING

And before you question that literally at all keep in mind I was ELEVEN YEARS OLD AND TRIED TO OFF MYSELF YOU FUCK, YOU CUNT. YOU DONT GET TO EVEN TRU TO HURT THAT KID YOU SHITTY FUC--I need to calm down... I'm an adult...

Do not rely on me for any plans ToT

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Can literally anyone tell ne what the fuck Guinness has to do with world records?

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NEWSFLASH ASSHOLES

Putting high pitched ringing sounds in your shows or movies to "create a sense of unease" creates a pretty FUCKING VISCWRAP REACTION FROM ME, AGAINST YOU.

THAT SHIT HURTS.

I'm sorry you're not creative enough not to rely on a crutch, but there are other ways of illiciting an emotional response that don't stab people in the ears.

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Xander Harris from Buffy The Vampire Slayer is a genuinely great fascinating character even though I'm not entirely sure how much Joss Whedon understood what was great and interesting about him.

Like he's a genuinely fascinating portrait of a teenage boy who's generally well meaning and has a strong sense of compassion but has a massive chip on his shoulder and shitty upbringing and some shitty engrained beliefs in his subconscious and a general teenage immaturity. All of which gets in the way of said compassion.

A man with a toxic idea of masculinity and horribly low self esteem having to make peace with the fact that he's not the hero and he doesn't date the girl he initially has a crush on and that the role he's meant to have is the traditionally non-masculine role of emotional support and that's a great thing to be.

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Can we stop with all the characters that do anything not to be alone with their thoughts for more than 5 seconds?

Like I get it, it's relatable, but how about characters that confront that shit? Not an accidental "oh the plot pushed me through to an epiphany so I'm better now" but someone who actively puts in the effort to /want/ to get better, to heal.

You can't expect life to just happen in such a way that one day you'll get over it. You have to try, you have to work. All these characters who're all fucked up is great representation or whatever, but the fact that every single damn one of them is resolute to allow themselves to be stuck there is attributing to the romantization of mental illness.

I'm not saying don't have these characters at all, but throw in a few who refuse to give up forever.

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Some douche on tiktok: "me at 16: will I ever escape my trauma?"

Me: mhm, yeah, I am incessantly haunted by the past and it invades my every waking moment. It follows me even now, even with such distance through both space and time, it curses and twists my thoughts so often I can't trust my own judgement. I see all my relationships as unstable and untrustworthy. I am lost of hope for peace, let alone prosperity. I am, and forever will be, A Broken Thing.

Sdot: "me at 21: yes!!!!! 😁😇🤗😋🤡🙈💖"

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I SHOULD'VE HELD OFF

NOT JUST AN EXTRA

Meanwhile, douchenozzle from earlier just said that "if morality was developed under the influence of beer, there would be no good or evil, there'd be "kinda nice, and pretty cool" keep in mind this episode started off talking about id, ego, and superego. Dickpumper here obviously missed that class.

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Okay so I was gonna go on about how this guy doesn't know the word spectrum, or fuckin scale, even; or generally his lack of ability to be concise and properly communicate the ideas he wants to propose which inherently undermines his whole "I'm better because I know more than you and can do the talk better" (he can't because he fails to express his views in an understandable or even basically interactable way)

BUT IS THAT FUCKING KUMAR!????

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I love when people end up liking my recommendations for songs/books/shows/whathaveyou because like yes I have great taste thank you for noticing and you're welcome

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I'm posting about Xander a lot but throwback to that episode where buffy and the rest of the team are fully fighting another apocalypse but that's just background to Xander fighting zombies trying to straight up bomb the school.

He accidentally busts in on Buffy and Angel having a "I can't love without you" moment™ and then we just leave again with Xander.

Like Abed are you just constantly having adventures in the background type shit.

It's a whole actual episode happening, not a filler, but we're just following Xander struggling with his place in the group and them defeating a minor evil all by himself. Good for you.

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You know sometimes I remember that Xander was hypnotized into being a soldier that one Halloween and canonically retains his memories and skills.

Then we see him with Buffy on patrol getting his bell cracked again and again, and I know they're demons with supernatural abilities but damn dude what happened?

Xander just loves being the damsel in distress

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buffy the vampire slayer's commitment to acab is kind of beautiful actually. in seven seasons and 144 episodes, not once was a cop in any way useful or good at their job. at best cops are a nuisance and at worst they're actively trying to kill buffy and friends. you've really got to admire the thematic consistency.

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btvs + tumblr text posts

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I feel that in this new age of media and meme-age we can finally accept that Xander was the OG monster fucker

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If you've ever enjoyed watching;

Murder Mindfully

Lilyhammer

Mr. Inbetween

or

Ozark

The truth is that they are all the same show existing on different points on a scale from comedic to serious in that order.

It's wonderful.