#they’re freak4freak

[weast-of-eden]

‘A Study in Scarlet’ aka Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson finally find somebody to match their freak

[kavalyera]

chidi and vincent to me <3

[dryya-doesnt]

Just met some random guy who happened to be really nice asked me for directions! For once there’s a guy who means no harm out in Erebus 😭😭

They match each others freak I think….

[scumvillainess]

au where the entire plot of pidw gets derailed when shen qingqiu shows up with a baby and announces to the rest of the world that yue qingyuan got him pregnant.

(i think there’s a fanfic where sqq babytraps yqy but i just can’t find it for the life of me)

[totallynotmeems]

in honor of the first day of pride month i'd like to dedicate this post to a duo that definitely matches each other's freak.

i'm talking about royjamie.

these two went from haters to acquaintances to friends to best friends so quick. they're literal parallel/foils of each other. they dated the same girl. they spend all their time together. one of them has been obsessed for years. the other has been obsessed for shorter but his obsession is more intense. one is very closed off but talks to him. the other can’t stop talking.

[mismatchsocks]

[that-was-tedious]

unhinged idea: i saw a post about buck getting a new tattoo and it was all really sweet and cute but PICTURE THIS-eddie gets a new tattoo and it’s just a jagged line and everyone is all like ????? wtf is that and eddie won’t tell anyone and then one day buck gets a closeup look and he realizes that it’s a heartbeat and it’s somehow BUCKS heartbeat because eddie was without it for 3 minutes and 17 seconds and he never wants to be without it again

[belles1011]

[m-writes-at-4am]

I like a lot the idea of Slade being a vanilla guy, and Dick being the kinky one in their relationaship

Please thats so fun

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Slade could see Dick in the shower across the room. He slips over and gently opens the door, he fully stops when he sees what Dick is doing.

“Hey baby.” Slade blinks a the fact his boyfriend is currently fucking himself. The water is running down Dick’s shoulders making him look like a god. “You just gonna watch me?” Dick fucks the dildo harder in and jerks forward. He catches himself on the shelf. Slade can only watch in shock.

“I love you.” Dick snorts and stands. He clenches so the cock doesn’t fall out of himself. He tosses his arms around Slade’s neck. “Love you too! Now can you bend me over and call me a slut or am I going to have to do it myself?” Slade flushes red. He gently touches Dick’s hips. “You’re not a slut though. You’re mine and you’re loyal.” Dick blushes but shakes his head. “Pretend for me?”

Slade can’t ever refuse his boyfriend anything. He leans down and kisses Dick softly. “Anything for you birdy.” Dick apparently relaxes and the dildo falls out of him. It’s one of Dick’s uh. More non human ones. “Bend me over and fuck me full hon.” Slade lightly blushes. Jesus Dick wants to kill him one of these days. ————

“So can I talk you into extreme wax play? Oh! Or pet play where I get to crawl around and you’re my owner?” “Jesus Christ Dick. Lucky I love you.”

[pancakehouse]

ayitl committed many crimes but the worst was breaking up paris and doyle. actually no jk giving them a crazy insane car crash of an exes to lovers arc in my mind rn like HELLO

[journalsofthedamned]

4 ? Opinions on rodney perhaps? Or whatever people call Elijah and adam?

IT’S SO FUNNY TO ME. match made in hell. it would be agony for them both. it’s meant to be.

[kirbysorbet]

Hualian: two guys who seem kinda normal at first blush but then you have a second conversation with them and you realize what absolute freaks they are especially for each other. Luckily they steadfastly refuse to discuss bedroom matters with others (bc you are unworthy)

Wangxian: you meet these two and you’re like oh ok. This one’s the freak and this one’s the guy who keeps him in line. But then as you get to know them you realize more and more that the roles might actually be reversed from your first impression. And THEN you come to the inevitable conclusion that they’re both freaks and nothing is keeping either of them in line except the will to fool others

Bingqiu: hopelessly undisguisable freak4freak. One look at these guys and you know something’s up. You talk to them and just Know that they have kinks you’ve never even heard of nor do you want to. You live in fear of trying to hold a conversation with them.

[pinkponydiaz]

there’s something so special to me about eddie diaz being freak4freak for buck buckley except for curses. he’ll wear a couples costume, he’ll run from bees covered in perfume, he doesn’t even know he matches bucks freak with the well, buck was out there wailing and digging at the ground with his bare hands and the rest of the team acted like he was a spouse who’s partner is missing presumed, and eddie devoted diaz doesn’t even know this but he still gives buck his entire soul in response, he gives buck chris LEGALLY if he can’t be there because if he can’t be there with chris and buck personally then he’s gonna make damn sure they have each other. and he didn’t even know how badly buck broke down!! that’s what makes me crazy. they’re so down bad for each other and I think eddie knows it but doesn’t think about it. the sky is blue, grass is green, buck buckley is the other half of eddie diaz. buck doesn’t know eddie gave him chris and when eddie gets shot he IMMEDIATELY does exactly what eddie knows he will, which is take care of chris even though obviously buck buckley needs to be at eddies side, but he can’t because their kid comes first. eddie drags ana along for ages until buck tells him he’s felt like that before, bucks suffering is the only thing that makes eddie wise up and be honest with that poor woman. buck dies and eddie restarts his heart, brings him chris and then doesn’t look at him because if he looks at him it’s real, and then everyone babys buck and eddie backs off because he KNOWS he’ll come to eddie when he’s ready. they know each other to the core but they’re also so stupid they don’t realize what they’re doing. eddie makes a new friend, buck spirals and then kisses the new friend and then decides that’s why buck was crazy, and then buck comes out and eddie spirals so bad, and through all of this shit they’re there, side by side, never wavering (except for the funniest divorced dads fight to ever grace the frozen aisle at howies) because they’re freaks about each other in every way. except for curses. that’s eddies line. and that’s the funniest part. they’re not normal, they’ve never been normal and they never will be, but also them only really being polar opposites about one thing and it’s curses makes me giggle but also makes me want them both to bone.

[kinardsheart]

guys why is bucktommy freak4freak dumbass4dumbass dork4dork they’re literally everything

[officiallylawless]

i hate all the many bingqiu depictions where sy/sqq is some young, innocent “straight” man and binghe is the terrible awful big scary dude who like comes onto him really hard like … idk how many times it’s gonna have to be said BINGQIU ARE FREAK4FREAK they’re both EQUALLY as into each other… lbh genuinely would never be so pushy like yeah book 2 he was sort of a bit insane but. xin mo. the end of book 3 where he’s in tears after what he did like???? he so very clearly was upset with himself??? some of y’all have fallen for sqq’s prude act FARRR too much like i fear even binghe can see through it… and y’all can’t? get it TOGETHER guys PLEASE!!!

[terrainofheartfelt]

It’s like Pride and Prejudice. You can’t just throw any pair into Lizzie and Darcy because those people are fucking unhinged

I'm skeptical about Anyone But You because as much as I love a romcom Shakespeare adaptation, Much Ado is a play i just love sooooooo much that my standard for it is....extremely high.

and I just don't think those two leads are big enough maniacs to be Beatrice and Benedick. those two aren't supposed to be the conventionally pretty lovers - that's what Hero and Claudio are for - Bea and Ben have to be fucking FREAKS okay