latinokaeya

[latinokaeya]

🌹if i make a play of our story, will you play the lead?

my piece for @fesapphiczine !!

[latinokaeya]

ok we are straight up the funniest fuckin people sometimes

[latinokaeya]

glad vi got to smile for all of 3 seconds 👍🏼

[latinokaeya]

we really have to hand it to bruises for being easy to acquire, fun to touch, usually relatively harmless, and capable of turning a variety of pretty colours as they cycle through the stages of their life cycle from birth to death. they do so much for us. and even more if you're a bit of a pervert about it.

[latinokaeya]

fandom white boy favouritism is a hell of a drug bc i just reached the cutscene post timeskip in azure moon and ngl i continue to struggle to understand how anyone could possibly find dimitri anymore innately likeable than the other two lords. like he kind of bored me for most of the academy phase n then you get to his mental break which is just sooo incredibly off putting and then like. ok fine this point is shallow as hell but both the other lords have post timeskip cutscenes that i just enjoyed a lot more bc i LIKED them more by the point i got to that moment in the story meanwhile dimitri is just so. blagh. whatever.

[latinokaeya]

As a trans woman I think it's really important that we make the switch from gendered washrooms to unisex single occupancy ones so that adults who still live with their parents because housing is unaffordable can meet up and suck and fuck eachother at coffee shops.

[latinokaeya]

Me when my answer in a Tumblr poll is in the majority: ahhh clearly a woman who knows what is a la mode... Finger on the pulse of society

Me when my answer on a Tumblr poll is in the minority: an uncommon mind... She stands apart from her peers

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the 2hats fight is like. THEE most divorced shit ive ever seen. like never in my life have i ever seen a fight that felt so much like watching one's parents have an explosive argument at the dinner table

[latinokaeya]

claudey.... claude von riegan...... fire emblem...

[latinokaeya]

Jesus would smile a little bit if you made a mean joke that was really funny but he wouldn’t laugh

[latinokaeya]

cracked and bleeding hands are not more tolerable than the feeling of lotion

[latinokaeya]

i’ll finally take back what’s mine

[latinokaeya]

the spirit is not willing and the flesh it is not so into the idea either

[latinokaeya]

“flirting” aka staring at u and when u look back at me i look away very fast so u wont see that i was staring at u

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im off from work for the week (haven’t taken my vacation days all year so they said i had to lol) n i wish i could say i did anything more productive than sleep in until almost 2pm

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spinach n feta pastries r so good…

[latinokaeya]

middle aged lady on my bus just called someone's partner "your whimsical idiot boyfriend" over the phone . with sincere frustration might I add