#they would be insufferable

[morsmortish]

rip rosekiller you would have loved mocking australian accents from h2o

[xqueenybee]

I suddenly want to read a Psych x Brooklyn 99 crossover where Shawn and Jake become best friend menaces.

[deadandphilgames]

Just saw a tiktok comment that said dan and phil are probably 'amicable exes' which is much better than them being together lmao. Last time i checked people dont build million dollar homes with an amicable ex, and make it clear that they plan on being together for the rest of their lives, and refer to the other as 'soulmate' and 'husband' and 'basically a normal gay couple'

its very funny that people think itd be better if dnp arent 'together'. better for who? the poor souls that have to date them? i could not think of anything worse than trying to date one of them and they say "oh sorry no i cant hang out tonight. i have to spend at least 6 hours a day making incoherent noises at the roomie." you want the world to be subjected to that?

[froma-certain-pov]

Gideon: Someone take me to art museums and make out with me.

Kremy: But they said not to touch the masterpieces.

Gideon: Well somebody's got to pin the artwork to the wall.

Frost, on a walkie talkie: This is Frost, those idiots are fucking around in the East wing again.

[arataka-reigen]

Zoro stans are already so fucking annoying can you imagine if Zoro ever got an actual arc focused on him?

[dsyxox]

rip sirius and james you would of loved brainrot

[loveshotzz]

(same anon who asked about same/different reader characters) i think it'd be fun to see one or both of them have to work a little more to charm the reader! i know instant chemistry is hot and you do it SO well, but i'd love to see them putting the effort in hehe <3

Actually that would be so fun to write, a reader who is not impressed by them lmao! It would drive them up the wall and now I have to make it happen.

[kishiqo]

if dazai and chuuya were rabbits, they would do the flop thing at each other.

[markwateneymemorialcrater]

Please note. The orange one is not included because A. He isn’t a billionaire. And B. Calling him obnoxious is too kind for him.

[faeriekit]

I think Alfred needs his own prompt 👻(dp x dc)

Alfred had died.

(It was a bit of a waste of time— he'd been scheduled to get the boys to and from their suit fitting at this time. Now here he was; languishing. Murdered. Sulking, even.)

(How frivolous.)

As a busy man with children (an adult child) to care for, a house to maintain, and a budget to supervise, Alfred's main goal was to return to Earth, obviously. If he left Master Bruce in charge of the dusting, the man would absolutely let the unused parts of the house go into disrepair. Too impatient, his ex-ward was.

The only problem was that in this green, nebulous, and gravity-free afterlife, there seemed to be only one way out— navigating through the individual worlds that the denizens of this world have molded around themselves, until he finds a being willing to grant his wish to return.

Alfred sighed, checked for the pistol at his hip and the rifle on his back, and marched straight upwards. Or. Well. Downwards. Actually... Never mind.

[bbygirl-aemond]

“He was very fond of me, and i of him” NOOOOOOOO ALICENT STOP THE AVERAGE VIEWER DOESN’T HAVE THE MEDIA LITERACY TO UNDERSTAND THAT YOU CAN’T VERBALIZE YOUR OWN ABUSE DUE TO YOUR UPBRINGING AND YOUR OWN COPING MECHANISMS AND THAT IT MEANS YOU SPEAK KINDLY OF YOUR ABUSER IN A WAY THAT IS NEITHER TRUE NOR DESERVED

[corndog-patrol]

so yeah, here's a crazy AU

The Good Place/The Amazing Digital Circus- I really don't know what to call it 😂

[theoldkyokodied]

If you follow my main you had to know this was coming… anyway. Enjoy these bloodweave doodles :)

[fascinationstreetmp3]

i need daniel to be overcompensating for his insecurities so bad. 100 times more cocky and rude and aggressive and insensitive than he was as a human, falling back into old dangerous habits and vices, not just because now he has new energy and power and wealth to flaunt but because it's ALL he has, and he needs to cling onto it. play it up and revel in it so no one sees that underneath, he feels like a botched fledgling in the body of a sick, faded old man who maybe has no real idea why he was even made. that armand might think he failed in making him. that his maker didn't even really want him.

[psmith73]

There would've been a bloodbath because of the books rearrangement alone.

a hypothetical annie/hal/george trio household may not be the most easygoing place to live but you know they would be so efficient at making lists with gel pens to complete various tasks

[blindmagdalena]

what would homelander’s reaction to his wife being pregnant with twins?

"Holy cow! Talk about buy one, get one free. That's what you get with quality swimmers. Hear that, little guys? You tied at the big race! Congrats!"

"You know, it could be my egg that split into two."

"Uh, babe? Having a private conversation with the boys here. Thanks."

He's got a huge grin the whole time. Good luck being so outnumbered by him and his mini's.