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hmm an unintended side effect of deconstruction of my masking (and becoming more assertive) is that i can no longer fake liking people/fake being civil, like if i dont like you youre gonna know it which is going to be very interesting when i eventually see my family again...
#esp cause these fuckshits are going feral over that antisemetic ass game#i think im the last person they suspect to want nothing to do with them since i was always the reserved child#but even they know my mom did allow feelings and opinions in her house so like did they think id carry that into adulthood#or did they think id just magically have the same feelings and opinoins as them#also really funny how conservative they are but the only family members with any morals/ethics are me and my sister the sexworkers lmao#they would be fuming if they knew#and ig theyll be fuming if i ever see them irl again cause im not letting that game slide#wormvents
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the leverage team would have had a games night… once. everyone cheated so much and in such increasingly extreme ways that all mentions of monopoly are banned in their headquarters (this makes talking about marks who monopolize the market very confusing)
#leverage#nate wouldn’t cheat but he’d be by far the most annoying still. like he’d conduct a whole Scheme to win and give a little monologue wheneve#he made a good move and everyone would want to kill him#parker woukd obvs be stealing money & cards and she’d move their pieces and swap their stuff#but also she’d try to use her turn to rob the bank#sophie would use neurolinguistic programming and dominate the board w properties#which somehow parker would literally never land on and that’s incredibly suspicious but none of them really know how she could possibly be#manipulating that fact? it’s logically impossible bc they’re watching her roll the die and move the piece and sophie knows which properties#she owns so it makes no sense. but parker is parker and she simply will not be caught (even by sophie’s properties)#hardison has studied monopoly theory (yes there are math theories on how to play monopoly) and /tries/ to abide by them but again. sophie i#manipulating him and parker is stealing from him (and sometimes oddly enough *for* him. new money ends up in his bank somehow) so it’s hard#so eventually he resorts to cheating like Everyone Fucking Else and does pretty well bc he rlly does know what sets he wants etc.#eliot is genuinely playing normally. no cheating no math stuff no schemes.#but he’s just sitting there fuming the entire time bc they’re all very obviously messing with the game and he Knew this was gonna happen bu#goddamn hardison & parker especially know how to get on his nerves (often purposely)#he calms down by making some snacks and. resorting to also cheating lol.#leverageposting
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I am going to murder Griffith I swear to god. Sure, the eclipse pissed me off, made me hate him, but somehow chapter 180 is worse. He protected Casca. He doesn’t have the fucking right. How dare he go near her, how dare he talk to Rickert like a friend, how dare he act like he has a right to protect Casca. He lost that privilege long ago.
#kit reads berserk#berserk manga#berserk#griffith berserk#casca berserk#rickert berserk#i am fuming at this man#it's funny cause my griffith hatred has been a slower process than it's supposed to be#because i knew ahead of time that he would betray them all#but i still got caught up in the fun band of the hawk shenanigans#and then i got really annoyed that he betrayed them#and now#now i want that man *dead*
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What it looked like when my partner’s pfp was Branch and mine was Pace LMFAOO
#they wouldNOT GET ALONG#oops idgaf#crossover of the century yk that boy would b fuming he wasnt on mount rageous#then b like OHHH OF COURSE THEY WERE FRAUDS I FUCKIN KNEW IT THATS WHY THEYRE MORE POPULAR THAN ME LOLOLOL pls get a life#ttcc#graham payser#toontown corporate clash#trolls#branch#branch trolls#wtf r trolls tags i dont go there#o well i wont spam a bunch bc its jus a sillh thing#toontown pacesetter
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just full force threw a shoe at my sister's face and when my mum got me alone after she was like 'you shouldn't clobber her. but i get it' 😭
#it kicked off today but in my defence she's actually proper in the wrong this time even my DAD called her a bitch and my mum is FUMING#baso my sister came into my work with her mate when i was closing the other day and all the staff GLARED at them bc of aforementioned#close so i was being v chill so everyone 1) knew it was my sister and not some customer coming in late and 2) her friend wouldnt be uncomfy#like that's the real kicker her i was being extra laid back FOR her friend so he'd feel more at ease. and one thing about me is yes ive#said countless times i have a rural accent but my mum also raised me to know when and how to speak nice if need be bc people are cunts here#so when im waitressing i speak nicely bc it's a stuck up restaurant w stuck up customers but when im with my sister? making a point of#being laid back? my normal accent came through. and her mate when i was gone said i sounded 'really [from the county we live in]'#which WOULD NOT BE A COMPLIMENT. it's baso saying 'your sister sounds local and chavy' without using such explosive words#and my sister LET HIM SAY IT. SHE DIDNT DEFEND ME. and she told my mum about it later bc SHE THOUGHT SHE'D TELL ME OFF#LIKE SHE DID IT TO SNITCH. THERE WAS NO SCENARIO WHERE MY SISTER WASNT BEING A CUNT. and my mum hit the ROOF#one thing she's rlly been big on is loyalty bc it's always been the 3 of us so when she found out my sister let him say that she FLIPPED#and this all happened last night and i only found out this morning bc i overheard them screaming at each other and turns out my mum#tried to keep it from me bc she didnt want my feelings hurt and IM pissed bc it actually did hurt more than i thought it would#like i KNOW what people say about my accent but it's a guy i know? my sister's been friends w him for years? i was being nice?#it's EMBARRASSING like i was clueless & friendly and turned around for him to be like 'look at this stupid local girl' like??#and my sister did NOTHING? it just sucks so i STORMED upstairs when i found out and had it out with my sister#and she knew she was fucked so she did all 'im not talking to you i have nothing to say' AND PUT HER EARPHONES IN?#the way i RIPPED them out. got in her face like okay girl u think i sound like a chav ill act like a chav lets GO#and it just got really aggressive and i wound up grabbing HER OWN SANDAL and full force hurling it at her face 😭 oops#from close range too like i was already in her face so i basically just smacked her with a sandal DSHGJKSH#now we're sat in silence bc alas we still share a room. WHAT the fuck. insane tbh but it's a bit funny. im so angry rn i could KILL#hella goes home
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i will not get the new wall paint scaries my color theory is on point my meat is huge i can paint so so good
#home improvement affirmations i chant in the mirror paint streaked sweaty and high on fumes#who knew going from dark to light + bright would take so many coats…..
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idk if this is a hot take or not but i would literally rather everyone just throw all their insults and criticisms of me at my face. like i'd rather just know. a) so i can fix the problems and b) because the not knowing drives me bonkers (what if everyone hates me, a social anxiety story. but seriously what if everyone hates me tho--). getting notes like "sorry to bother you but this thing you've been doing has been really annoying for awhile" is legit The Worst because we could've fixed that!!! i would've tried to do better if i'd known!!! i don't ever claim to be a good person, let alone a perfect person, but i do /try/ to be better!!! (but then again no one would be /wrong/ to assume that me attempting things scarcely results in success so like)
#honestly lbr the real reason i have social anxiety is simply because i myself am a fucking bitch#and thought crime doesn't exist bc what you don't know can't hurt you. that said if i knew anyone thought about me the things i've thought#about others. i think i would implode like some sort of dying supernova or something and burst into flames and vaporize out of shame and#probably an unhealthy dose of anger or whatever.#and it's not like i'm gonna assume everything has the same kind of brain as me. i know we're all different. but i also can't quantify how#because my brain is the only one i've ever had. it's the only one i've ever really known. my head is the only one i've ever been in.#why am i being so real on the dooku stan blog recently#fuck i need to go back to poop and fish jokes gdi#doodoo.txt#**again not fishing for compliments here just need to vent my brain's toxic fumes. actually i'm fishing for insults. degradation kink???#the entire world is probably just like i am once again asking you to go to therapy#jokes on you that's where the trauma's fro-- ok no shutting up now
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tagged for this by @theladyragnell - thank u, dear! i did this before with a more standard favorite character list, so this time i'm going specific of vibe. ✨
#for those of you who don't know valerie or lexi: get! to! binge-watchin'!#you're missing out!#dollsome does polls#update: i just realized that all of these girlies except esme has been on a reality show at some point#and i bet esme would be FUMING re: being left out if she knew
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I am watching an interview with Christian and the interviewer referred to Checo as the second driver and Christian didn’t correct him.
Not only that but he also said “…..of course Checo has to strive for that(the championship) otherwise why would he be competing. But I think you know the reality is that…….or the probability is that Max over the season is the more likely candidate for the world championship.”
#damm… I mean everyone knew but that is brutal from Christian#he followed it up with Checo also has the capability to be right there but….#I’m a bit torn what I think about this#it’s easy to say well it’s the truth because I have no attachment to Checo but if it were Daniel I would be fuming on his behalf#Christian is one of the top 2 TP’s on the grid but I think he missed the mark her slightly#and stop jinxing our boy#knock on wood cross my heart black cat crossing the road#max verstappen#winter break 2022/23#f1
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need us to dunk 8 goals on their ugly heads
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#tired of being resilient tired of just getting by tired of running on fumes tired of it never being enough#i dont remember what it was like to be able bodied and stable anymore. i dont remember what my life was like.#i dont remember a before time. theres only this. only the too tired to drive safely and too much pain to walk the pitch and not enough sleep#too many medications and another to try and are you sure youve tried everything and maybe youre not trying hard enough#cause it's not like youre only a year and change out from two major surgeries and radiation on top of chronic conditions#no you're just not trying hard enough you should have bounced back by now says the chorus and the demons#tbd im just in the depression and self loathing pit this week. rugby season ends next week unless we make playoffs.#and ive barely managed to keep up with practices and barely made the social events because of my chronic illness#which i knew would be the likely outcome of my first season with the club and yet. and yet...
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I'm going to have to stop listening to In Our Time in the mornings, I'm just lucky my neighbours were out or I might have had to explain that the reason they heard a VERY loud shriek at 11AM was simply because I couldn't contain my reaction to something somebody said about Weber's Protestant Ethic
#Not even an area I know much about by the way#I was listening to the In Our Time episode as introductory material#But when I'm meant to be getting on with my work I launched onto JSTOR in a fury looking for articles that will support me#God I knew it was a controversial work but I had no idea just how easily it would make me unhinged#This is worse than when I used to listen to Today in Parliament in the mornings#At least then I only needed common sense to dispute whatever shite the Tory backbenchers were pouring forth#But this is serious academic dispute requiring an in-depth knowledge of the subject I do not possess and yet I cannot let it stand#Have genuinely had to pause the episode and take myself off to make tea but I'm still fuming by the kettle#Because it's an episode from like nine years ago and also a radio show not a lecture it also means#I can't just be all 'Explain yourself Sir!!!' (Sir being gender neutral and said with all the fury of an 18th century gent about to duel)#So all I can do is whine about it on tumblr and be completely distracted from the day's tasks#It was so much easier when I had the Ashes to listen to last week
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NO WAY>
#everyones probably fuming that its a bonus chapter interlude considering how last chapter ended off#but i literally dont care because 1. i knew it in my heart that next chapter would probably not continue from there instead being a break#2.HELLO. ARE YOU GUYS SEEINGTHEM>????? IS IT TRUE?#ive waited my entire life for this
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rip to me - sometime between leaving to pick up my dog up from daycare and now i think i’ve been FORCED into beta. gonna need some time to learn (and GRIEVE what the fuck dumblr), so come find me on discord and wire!
discord: shaye#0092 wire: redheadreporter
#º ✧ 。 i’m still out but i’ll grab some stuff at the store --- ooc shit#i am seriously so mad lol#i knew it would happen eventually but IN THE MIDDLE OF A TUESDAY?#personal attack truly i'm furious#anyways i'll figure it out i'm just mad rn let me fume
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I hate that when I look up the "Kalpas" tag here there's me and then there's me again, but on another blog. Fake moustache me
#And then there's a lot of spam for some reason and from time to time HSR people#but as a reference to that one Black Swa.n video‚ nothing to do with HI3 Kalpas#I talk too much#Mei went to talk to him and Kalpas sent her to ask Sakura instead and it made me want to jump off a cliff#Everything they say and don't say in reference to each other and even when it doesn't look directly about each other is so good and charged#I love the fact they despite how Mei gets along best with Sakura probably out of anyone else in the Flame Chasers#she finds Kalpas more approachable and more 'useful' to direct her questions to#given Sakura uses vague metaphors to reply while Kalpas‚ if he replies‚ is very direct#That's something that I noticed pretty early on playing Elysian Realm and that is the seed of why I came to like him so much#How ironically trustworthy and honest and... gentle he is. How ironically he was one of the FCs that gave the least amount of red flags#And how once one learnt to manage him he was actually quite easy to deal with and trustworthy in what to expect#How if he said something it would be the truth‚ no mincing#and if he didn't want to share something he wouldn't beat around the bush about it either#I didn't have much expectations about this but I love how they have steadily constructed this facet of him and him in general as a character#and his dynamics around this idea. It's truly at his core. How Elysia says he always keeps his word even if it costs him great effort#but also always expects the same or the other. How that works with Sakura. How he's loud and direct and she is silent and hides so much#yet they know and understand and get each other. How they work together. How they have conversations in which they don't utter#but the half of it yet they both know what they're talking about perfectly and know the reasons as well as the reason for the absences#I found Sakura quite bland due to how this reflects on her individually and I found Kalpas at the very beginning very annoying for the same#but the mix of both their characters and how they work together is wonderful. It's truly a joy to see how they work together#and I love how evocative of their working together in missions it could get. But even beyond that. Just. As people#Normal people regarded as monsters and othered‚ so very shy and alienated‚ just talking. Being normal with each other#Because they were and they regarded the other as such. But also knew they weren't and thus why they could understand#Sakura says they didn't really go into all that many missions together but they did talk. And you see them and you understand#Or course you did. Bet it was soft and pleasant and half a silence. Everything direct but also half absence#Like many of their interactions in ER‚ about nothing important and about everything that matters#Half direct half absence like how Sakura went herself to see what was going on in that town and Kalpas asks#Like Kalpas still fumes about not being told when she decided to escape with Rin and now offers but doesn't say why straight away#'Kalpas is back' and everyone shuts up in fear‚ but he comes back and talks with Sakura and his voice doesn't boil#It's calm and even playful. Makes me wonder about their conversations. Makes me wonder about Rin. I love how they are constructed
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∘ʚ ♡ You had no idea how such a tiny, squishy thing ended up in your room, but you couldn't deny how cute it looked. It floated in, silent and staring, a soft blob with one red eye and odd black markings scattered across its little body. You tilted your head at it, unsure what exactly it was.
When you picked it up, it didn’t resist—just squished against your hands like a plush toy. You couldn’t help but coo at it. “Aww, where’d you come from, little guy?”
If only you knew.
Inside that harmless, blob-like form was the King of Curses himself, Ryomen Sukuna, seething internally. This was humiliating. Reduced to a helpless blob, no voice, no power, and here you were, holding him like some helpless little pet. Sukuna, feared by all, now reduced to a soft thing that couldn’t even speak to tell you who—what—he was.
He would've scowled if he could. The great Sukuna, feared across the world for centuries, and now here he was… this.
You squished him in your hands gently, unaware of the curse’s silent rage. “You’re so soft,” you giggled, gently running your fingertips along his markings, completely oblivious to the dangerous being you held.
Sukuna’s eye twitched. How dare you. If he could speak, he’d—!
But then, you set him down on your bed, a little pillow propped up beside him like he belonged there. He blinked up at you, stunned for a second. No fear. No recognition. Just pure adoration for what you thought was a cute, harmless creature.
You didn’t know any better.
Heat of embarrassment swelled inside him, and Sukuna fumed. This was ridiculous. The King of Curses, the man who once ruled the world of curses, now being treated like some soft little pet. It was beneath him. He should be tearing you apart, not sitting here like some pampered toy. But no matter how much he cursed you in his mind, you couldn’t hear it.
When you leaned down, brushing your fingers over his smooth surface, the irritation simmered down, replaced by an odd warmth. He grumbled to himself, frustrated that he wasn’t more upset about your affection.
“Well, you’re mine now,” you said with a smile, tucking him against a blanket as if he needed it.
Yours? Sukuna almost scoffed. You think you own me?
But still, he didn’t move. Part of him wanted to lash out, but the other part—well, he wasn’t exactly hating the way you gently cared for him, completely unaware of the monster in your room. Maybe it was the softness of your hands or how utterly unafraid you were of him. Whatever it was, the King of Curses found himself… settling down.
It was embarrassing, sure, but there was something oddly comforting about the way you fussed over him, treating him like some precious little thing. Maybe he would stick around a little longer. At least until he could regain his strength.
For now, though, he’d let you have your moment. Just don’t think for a second that this changes anything. He was still Ryomen Sukuna, and the moment he got his power back, he’d make sure you knew it.
But for now… maybe being “yours” wasn’t so bad.・₊﹆ɞ‧₊
꒰ ♡ ꒱ continuation here!
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