#they will break this rule

[willsonlmt]

In a basement, the Arc sisters are standing around a whiteboard.

Azure: Okay, betting is open. Who are yall taking. My money is on Wiess he likes and no one can stay mad at that face for long.

Saphron: Im betting on Pyrrha they're partners, and shes absolutely beautiful. There's no way our dumb brother won't notice that.

Olive: I'm definitely taking Yang she got the spirit to take what she wants, and our brother definitely will be desirable to her.

Aqua: Can all of you just admit he'd look way better with a cute boy on his arm. I'm taking Ren with a side bet on Neptune.

Iris: Oh my god, Aqua. This isn't a yaio novel it's real life. I'm betting on Ruby she's younger, so she'll probably develop hard feelings for him.

Cerise: Okay, brother complex, calm down. I'm saying Blake, you know he likes those mysterious reading types. Are yall forgetting his first crush.

Sky: Are we doing wild cards if so I'm taking the combo of Pyrrha and Blake.

Suddenly, the basement door opens.

Nicholas: Hey girls, what's going on here?

Cerise: We are betting on our brothers love life.

Nicholas: That's..... concerning maybe. Hey honey! Did you know the girls are betting on Jaunes' love life!

Suddenly, there's running down the stairs. As their mother bursts in the room.

Angela: I bet on all of them! One big loving harem. He will continue the arc tradition of lots of kids!

Nicholas: Oh yeah, I forgot who I was married to for a second. Well, have fun girls. Try not to mess with jaunes life too much.

[girlnephew]

[maeamian]

Part of the reason that Republicans are so desperately acting like they will never lose again is because they are deeply terrified that this is their last real chance to win. The big orange dipshit came in and gutted the party of everyone who wasn't a loyalist, which left it full of nasty little gremlins who have gaping voids where charisma and human decency is supposed to go.

They still hold a lot of power, but if we stop them this year the next presidential election may not be the Most Important One Of Your Life™, that's not a guarantee or anything, but if they don't win here and now their future looks grim, this dipshit is the only guy they have left and he's extremely diminished and has his brains leaking out of his ears at this point. We can beat him into the ground.

So that's what we're gonna fucking do. We're gonna break these fucking fash. They will crash upon us and we're gonna break their fucking necks. When they come for us they will lose because they're fucking losers and we have each other's backs which is something they fundamentally are incapable of comprehending.

[topbottomswitchblade]

it’s difficult to be a dom with anarchist leanings.

my sub will be like “i have to tell you something... i broke a rule. i’ll accept whatever punishment you see fit.” and i’m like. rise up comrade you have nothing to lose but your padded restraints. no doms no masters. oh you want me to spank you. yeah i can do that.

[morganbritton132]

I want a fic where Tim unwittingly becomes the rebellious kid after his dad dies because he has a hard time adjusting from his latchkey kid with absentee parents life to the almost constant adult supervision at Wayne Manor.

Like, Tim spent years sneaking around to do Batman shit and even when he got in trouble, if he waited long enough his parents would either leave town or forget about it.

Now he’s getting the ‘I’m not mad, I’m disappointed’ talk from Bruce for skipping school and supplementing half his meals with energy drinks and is just like: ???? Nothing has changed??

Tim gets hurt on patrol and Bruce tells him that Robin will not be out in Gotham the next night, and then gets mad when he finds Tim on a rooftop in his civies taking pictures. Tim is just like: Robin’s not out. I followed your order. What’s the problem?

Tim disappears for a few days following a lead and gets grounded for not telling anybody where he went (even though he did. It’s in the Batcomputer) and for missing school which he interprets as meaning that Robin is grounded (can’t patrol). So it’s confusing when he gets in trouble again for inviting Kon over to hang out because he’s ‘grounded’ which doesn’t even make sense because Bruce isn’t even home??

[mangozic]

the wettest of cats

[skyberia]

workarounds to having a vampire as your partner in crime

[stinkyfishboy]

obsessed with the breakdown of this show into people using the characters as barbie dolls to play house with

[overwhelmedandlonely]

[At a gala]

Janet Drake: Jack, honey, where’s the baby?

Jack Drake: Hm? Oh, Bruce Wayne asked to hold him. I figured he’d be safe.

[Bruce sprinting to the car]

Bruce: Alfred, start the car!

Alfred: Master Bruce, is there a problem? And why do you have the Drake child?

Bruce: Don’t worry about it, let’s just go.

Alfred: Sir, I don’t think the Drake’s would appreciate you abducting their baby.

Bruce: But-

Alfred: No “buts”, sir. Please return him, he is not an orphan.

Bruce: *under his breath* Not yet…

Alfred: SIR-

[decoysatrn]

a conversation/realization Hori and his editor had about Bakugo and the final chapter

[lets-steal-an-archive]

(source) (full ruling and dissents)

[frownyalfred]

“Jason wouldn’t want you to do this, Bruce,” Clark says, trying to stop Bruce from doing something Jason would very much want him to do (kill the Joker, barehanded and slowly).

[thefoxineer]

haaaaank !!! dont go into breaking bad expecting it two about two guys getting into various whimsical situations and performing silly antics!!!!! the internet has given you a misguided idea of what its actually about!!!!!! its a tragic story of a man who makes meth to pay for cancer treatment but succumbs to his greed and ruins the lives of himself and others!!!!!!! HAAAAAAAANK

[hai-nae]

uno reverse

[egophiliac]

LET THE BOY HAVE AN EDUCATION

officially at the point where we're starting to see where it's all headed and I am just going NYEEHEEHEE in delight at it all. ahhh...next week can't come soon enough...