#they will NEVER be tastes like prion disease...
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i know its already been said but that post going "haha i bet mcdonalds is really scared about the meme where people drink the purple milkshake from mcdonalds and then die" is so silly like Omg do you think mcdonalds may think that people buying a menu item from them en masse and then using that item in a meme format doing essentially free promotion and encouraging others to buy that item so they can get in on the meme is a BAD thing for them? Do you think maybe they might think that? Do you think
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Hello random person I follow, I just wanted to share in the squirrel meat trauma. I am from rural PA so it’s northern Appalachia. 1. One time my cousin ate raw squirrel meat as a kid and it was so nasty and she threw up so much she’s been a vegetarian ever since. She was five. Now she’s 34. 2. Cooked squirrel is…not great. I know you know this. I know this too. Intimately. 3. One time in high school a boy that sat by me in homeroom brought me a squirrel pelt for my birthday. He shot it that morning and just brought it to me in a big ziplock bag of salt to get the skin to dry out. He was a pretty normal guy. He’s an even more normal guy now. Sells insurance. Upper middle class. Bland as shit. What kind of hillbilly nonsense was that. 4. Now I live in a big city and am still the kind of nuts food hoarder that has a chest freezer in my apartment so I can have a shit ton of like, venison cabbage rolls and venison pierogi and frozen fresh corn and berries for pies and shit on hand because my hillbilly ass grandmothers drilled into me that you had to stock up for winter or your family might go hungry. I live alone. I’m never going hungry.
Omg. I think my grandpa made my cousin eat a squirrel heart once in line with tradition (or threatened to) but consuming raw mammal meat fills me with dread. High school home room boy was obviously trying to bring you dead animal parts to win your affection like a cat. We were a canning family, meat went in the freezer and fruit and veg got canned. And jerky. SOOO much venison jerky. I miss having a freezer full of venison but my grandpa has dementia and my uncle is in poor health so all of the hunters in my family no longer hunt. Also I’m terrified of chronic wasting disease, I know they say it isn’t transferable to humans but jfc prion diseases scare me.
People on that post are asking what squirrel tastes like and I’m like. The taste is not the major problem, the texture is. It tastes gamey and it’s stringy and dry. I’m sure it’s better in things like gumbos and other assorted stews but my grandmother only prepared it pan fried with white gravy and mash potatoes because my grandpa is a picky eater, and it was NASTYYYYYY. Walking in to find my grandma making biscuits and sausage gravy was like hitting the lottery, waking in to find my grandma making venison and gravy was okay, squirrel and gravy day was a travesty.
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Cannibalism is not illegal, at least not that widely. I mean you can't kill a guy, but if he cuts off some flesh you can eat it (in the US). You can't eat a corpse because that's desecrating a corpse, but you also can't (generally) even taxidermy a corpse; the laws around handling corpses are very strict. I understand this to some degree because it's a public health issue, but the level of restrictiveness is stupid and illiberal. You should be able to get taxidermied if you want to.
In Papua New Guinea cannibalism is per se illegal, and this is explicitly for public health reasons. Funerary cannibalism is traditionally practiced there (as well as head-hunting and cannibalism of POWs), but outbreaks of kuru have been cited as reason for keeping it illegal. I also think this is illiberal and more egregiously so; people should be allowed to eat people especially if it is an established cultural practice. Some have argued that the public health risk is also exaggerated, with the Fore kuru outbreak being an outlier. But I don't know if this is true.
Killing people is bad but eating them is no big deal. To me. I've never eaten anybody though.
Hmm, so what this seems to imply is that if cannibalism, which is only incidentally illegal in the U.S, were to become more commonly practiced by a minority of residents, it might become per se illegal?The incidental illegality is presumably a result of the social values held by U.S. citizens that caused them to make such laws against desecrating corpses, and I believe that those values would likely extend to prohibiting cannibalism. Paradoxically, I think that despite the fact that taxidermy is also incidentally illegal by these same values, that it might become legal if the prospect became popular enough, because I don't generally see people express disgust (rather than bemusement, perhaps) at something like Jeremy Bentham's auto-icon.
I think "illiberal" might be the wrong way to characterize a prohibition on cannibalism, however? The stated object-level concern of kuru/prion diseases seems to take precedence here, and we (or whoever is in charge of such things, really) should investigate that, because otherwise we get nowhere; either side can easily build narratives about how either the anti-cannibals are using public health as an excuse for banning a practice they find repulsive, or that this ritual practice developed in an environment where such outcomes weren't easily tracked and the impact is larger than the people who practice it are aware of. I'd believe probably both of these are true to some extent, but I think that seeing the actual numbers would be more important.
Also as you might expect from what I've said in the past about my own ethics, I would also disagree about the liberality of sanctifying established closed cultural practices. I don't think that the people who perform cannibalism as part of their culture should be allowed to in principle unless I also get to eat people if I want. Not that I particularly want to do so or would go out of my way to, just in the interest of clean jurisprudence I don't like the idea of designating any particular groups as "special" in the eyes of the law.
I agree with the overall liberal value here though; I should be able to designate what happens to my corpse, even if I want to be taxidermied or eaten, and there would need to be some real demonstration of harm to others in order to get in the way of that. I'm just not sure that there isn't.
I do think I would try human meat if offered and I knew there were no significant health risks and the human consented to being eaten by me. It would probably be disappointing, probably it would taste like pork, but at least I could say that I did it.
I probably won't get taxidermied after I die. Other than the fact that there are better options, this is mostly because I don't want people to think I agreed with Jeremy Bentham about philosophy.
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Are there aspects of eating Kei that are considered taboo? (Ie: Preparing them in a boring way, treating them too much like other food, using a fork, etc.) Or is it pretty laid back in that regard?
In terms of taboo, there's only a few things you're not meant to do.
1: Do not insult the meat. If it tastes bad, even insulting the cook is risky business because you may inadvertently still be insulting the person whom you're eating. It's considered tacky and cruel. Cooking it poorly, because of that, is also considered tacky and cruel- you may be mostly immune to people directly coming up and telling you it sucks, but you also might never receive another customer if it's too horrible. In addition, while they're not allowed to insult the meat, they might come up and tell you far more personal insults instead. You don't want to cook something so poorly that someone comes up to you and says you're just straight up a bad or disrespectful person.
If you eat some kei and you don't like it, but you can tell that the problem is in the cooking and it's not horrible enough that you want to go the insult route, you can approach the cook and tell them what you'd like them to do different in the future. When doing this you have to be polite and careful to ensure that you only state potential actions, and never directly insult the food that was already made. For instance, if the food is a little too crispy on the outside, undercooked on the inside, and the flavor is flat: "You may wish to cook your next lower and longer, with more seasoning. It would have a richer and fuller flavor." If you're worried, then you are allowed to lie and tack on: "This one was lovely, but there is always more that can be done."
To ensure that they don't do any souls any disrespect, cooks will often practice for a long time with other animals that have similar meat (though all meat is subject to these points to varying degrees and deserving of some respect) until they are willing to try some 'low stakes' kei such as executed criminals, unidentified bodies, and bodies that have been specifically donated for this purpose (typically the person being donated had been a cook in life, or cared significantly about the art). As you suggested, it's not exactly popular to serve them in a boring way, and instead preferred to find a way to make every single part 'pop' in its own way.
2: Do not throw anything away. Whether you are cooking or eating, no matter how inedible, do not throw it away. You must find a use for it. Give it to someone else, feed it to an animal, compost it, all of that is fine, but if it ends up in the garbage and isn't going to be composted, you have basically insulted nature itself. Even animals are treated to this respect, but kei even moreso. Every bone, every little piece of gristle and gut must find a purpose, and it must be treated with respect rather than common garbage, although Kei don't tend to see anything as true garbage in the way we do anyhow. Everything has a point, use, and value.
Notably, bones will often not be composted, at least not permanently, as they will not break down. They should instead be cleaned of any meat (if that means composting it and then digging it out, that's okay), and then carved or otherwise used whether in tools, jewelry, art, even crushing it up and using it as a temper in pottery or concrete. That said, allowing the bone to simply rest in the earth is not considered as cruel as throwing things away, as long as it is done so with intention and respect—it's just not preferred.
3: This part isn't taboo out of beliefs but rather a very real danger: do not eat the brain. Do not eat anything unsafe. This body did not die for you to poison yourself. Clean everything properly. Dispose of anything dangerous in the proper ways. Do not eat the brain. Kuru is a very real and very dangerous disease- I'm not making this up. Now that kei are aware of the disease, they know the shape of the prion, and thus there are ways to detect it available only to the rich, making uninfected brains an available delicacy. That said, many will still not touch them, fearful of the disease even when it is not present.
Description of the stages and history of the disease under the cut—it's disturbing, scary, and sad. Tread carefully. In case you don't see the read more cut (as some have the thing that shortens posts and clicking to see the whole post will count as clicking the readmore, and following the link to a post may do the same):
THE CUT IS HERE. Warning for terminal disease in women and children, unsettling symptoms, death, and fear of the unknown regarding this disease.
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To those unfamiliar with it: kuru, also called the laughing death, is an incurable, fatal neurodegenerative prion disease, often compared to mad cow disease as they have the same cause. It's rare, as it can only happen to you if you eat a human brain contaminated with a certain infectious prion—the person who had said prion in their brain would have been completely normal and unaffected in life, the prion only brought to harm you when you eat it. It took kei a very long time to learn of it, and some more isolated villages are still unaware and will eat brains, though said isolated villages are sometimes safe as they also have not been exposed to the mutation that first caused it. The incubation period for kuru is on average ten to thirteen years, but there have been records of it incubating for up to fifty. Unknown. No one would think to connect their slow and painful death to something they would eat ten or thirty or fifty years ago.
Once active, kuru kills in roughly a year. It was first discovered in the Fore linguistic group of native people in New Guinea, possibly having started in the Uwami village and travelling. The Fore people would eat the deceased to honor them and bring their essence with them, much as Kei do, and while bodies were being prepared by the women, the brain would often be... Effectively snacked on by said women, or even shared with the children.
Early signs in those women and children when they finally developed would include a limb pain, followed by a feeling of being about to cough, but the cough never coming. Then came a tremor, then swaying in place, supposedly reminding those witnessing the disease take place of the swaying fronds of a specific tree, leading to those people making medicine from the bark of said tree in hopes of curing it. Of course, it did nothing. Kuru was also for a time referred to as 'negi nagi', a Fore term for a foolish or silly person, because the disease would cause the afflicted to laugh often, freely, and for no reason.
In the early days, the Fore simply thought that these people were just a little silly, a little crazy, and that it would pass. They would joke with them and treat them as they would any other mentally ill person. In late stages, there would be weakness, dementia, strange, uncontrolled movements, and difficulty swallowing, eventually leading to starvation. It was only when it became apparent that the people were dying from this that they began to fear it. There are still translated records of the testimonies of those who were alive when the disease first began and the chaos and fear that came with it. White men studying the disease thought it was acute female hysteria. The Fore people believed it was sorcery, a jealous person taking something from the victim and burying it, the rot of that taken item causing the rot of the victim's mind and body.
Once kuru became known and its signs predictable to the Fore, the afflicted were treated with kindness, even when they were terminal, immobile, unspeaking, and smelling foul from incontinence and sores, their family would cuddle with them and talk to them, and the afflicted would often try to smile back despite being unable to even open their mouths.
All this to say, kuru is horrible. Kei had similar stages of understanding of the disease to the Fore people, but eventually discovered it themselves—rather than in real life, where outsiders looking in put it together, kei had no 'control group' to show that those who did not eat people did not get the disease. Because of this, it took them a long time, and the news is still spreading, but the disease is mostly conquered.
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🥰 anka and i are sharing a prion disease right now so we're rewatching the JJBA OVA. and okay. maybe it was the weed but i think it might be... i think it's my favourite thing ever made. that's ever existed. for all time. it's my favourite thing that exists. my favourite thing that Is. it really does makes me feel exactly like the ending of HEAT... LOL and i'm serious about this. it's like a stun gun or like being sandblasted where i'm shot outside of my body helpless to what's happening. horrible feeling and i love it very much.
and i feel soooooooo fucking VINDICATED because i dug deep into japanese forums + blogs and found people celebrating it ;__; there are discussions from this year (2024) even! people agree that it's gorgeous and that if you're going to watch (or even read) any version, it should be this one. that it rewards you on rewatches... which is true. every time i see it, i find something new, some extra bit of care that goes toward the structure of the mood. so many subtle movements in the acting, so much elegance to the balance of exposition in the dialogue. mainly in the japanese version, but it's not like it's lost in the english dub, just different. the voice actors did an amazing job with tone— notably there's this shaky tightness in Jotaro's voice during moments of fear/stress that enhances his expressions, actions.
i found people talking about the tension, acting, a wonderful review on the use of shifting, dynamic lighting throughout the OVA, the way the sound design— engineered by Skywalker Sound with score by a very young (~19) Marco D'Ambrosio— fills in SO MUCH for the animation with tasteful specificity in implying things like unique weight for footsteps, for Avdol's rings, or how the sound of Geb is like a strange layered scream. and fortunately found many people talking about being in awe of n'doul's humanity and how he has serious rizz lol and that he, in any version, is the only serious sobering moment of the glory gods... WAAAAH then i come on twitter or whatever and people are like "looks like shit, worst fight in the thing," and it's like jesus h. christ get a LIFE. i'm sorry you were tricked and lied to, but bad taste can be fixed if you just open your heart a little.
i do not feel moved whatsoever to watch the rest of the TV series (i made it up to the hunting episode of DIU.) something can be faithful and also a major downgrade, by intending to be as faithful as possible, misses the elements that make it what it is. besides, modern anime looks like real shit right now and i won't force myself through it solely because it exists. but i love this adaptation. i would rather see a beautiful interpretation that prioritises an effective, effecting mood, that tries to compromise with purpose and synthesise the source into what an animated version— the short film that this is— can do for it. what the form can heighten. there are little movements, upticks in speed or anxious stillness. the breathless timing and gravity of jotaro touching down and star platinum ripping right out of him like a major leaguer performing another major league hit. n'doul reacting to iggy, jumping slightly while kneeling. jotaro wiping off his fingers with a hanky and then rubbing them together. the entire scene with polnareff on the crates. oh GOD and the opening with the inverted sun... the cane... the cane scene cannot Not destroy you, be honest.
why did they include the red granite obelisk, notably from aswan, one of which was at one time commissioned by hadrian for his boyfriend antinous who drowned in the nile? that didn't have to be there, but isn't it beautiful? (and they put the eye hieroglyph right where we can see it... uuugh.) never mind the actual canonical content, with jotaro and n'doul mutually captivated, delighted, by each other's skill until the end. it's so painful knowing the inevitable outcome but it still somehow sneaks up on you with the way it's paced and i love to be rocked by it every time. the only guy ever to be spared on purpose— respecting him that much! and the respect is mutual! jesus, his monologue! he's the only one to be mourned. THE only one to be buried. by hand. alone. the fight begins under high noon sun and the burial completes at dusk. he's 17. fuck me.
i love when a story is never allowed to fully wrap up into the typical "and it was all worth it!" sort of vibe, which, in a way, is what happens, but it never rises to the point where... where that positivity matches the intensity of what was shown to you previously, or that those losses are meant to be forgotten in the wake of righteousness. and as far as i can recall, this is something araki has perfected over time. i'm thinking about the brutal bit in DIU with josuke carrying? dragging? okuyasu, and the particulars of kira's fate. but i'm REALLY thinking of VA, with giorno &co. in the office, and the epilogue. and then obviously SO. and then SBR. and JJL. this approach, the bittersweet heartache or outright mourning, has become a precise weapon and i can see the through-line from SDC. now that i've watched HEAT i can see why araki said that he cries every time he watches it. it's wrenching. and a big part of that is that you don't necessarily expect it because of genre or style flourishes, and that's really special. to be caught unawares, because you were already caught, you've been caught this whole time and now you have to take it.
i now know that yeah. yes. this is The definition of a special interest. because i have to, must, rotate this object in my head compulsively and purposefully so i can see every angle and crevice. i intuitively understand that i shouldn't be so bowled over and bitchy about it after so many years, sooo many years, but i can't help it! you like what you like and this is the benchmark. it pains me that it is so finite. that i've confusingly hung my heart on something that no one on earth could give one (1) solitary fuck about, and therefor there is an abrupt end to material. so i AM left rotating shapes in my head sussing out indentations in the form. kinda crazy. but fighting against it is maybe more punishing in a way.
this fight was chosen as the opening to the OVA because it's one where everyone is present. this fight was also going to be the entirety of the OVA, but araki liked it so much he requested more episodes 🥰💕
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How to Eat Your Own Heart
A Guide
There are two main methods to consuming one's own heart*. Each will have their own precautions** and instructions which are outlined here.
Method One: The Messy Eater
1. Select a tool for removing the heart from the chest. It is reccomended to choose a sharp blade that will make clean cuts.
2. Place your chosen tool to the center of your chest. Consider why the heart sits there. Consider if you really have to do this.
3. Pierce the flesh.
4. Deeper.
5. If the heart sat so close to the front, humans would not have survived this long.
6. Stop just before reaching the heart. This meal will not be stolen from you because you were being foolish***.
7. Turn the hole in your chest from a crack to a canyon.
8. Carefully separate the heart from everything it wants to keep alive. Any desperate strings still sat in your chest will only interrupt your meal.
9. Once it is delicately held in your hands, bite eat into it like an apple. You have eaten an apple haven't you?
10. It doesn't matter. Your teeth sink into the heart and it tastes like every bitter regret. It tastes like every beautiful victory. Forget to savor the bites and desperately lick your fingers when you're done too soon.
11. The heart is gone, but your mouth still tastes like hiding the evidence.
12. Let it sit heavy in your stomach. Everything you've loved seems so distant, now. It's better this way. It's right there.
*Some may choose to take the metaphorical route, instead of the ones listed here. This is not recommended, as it will leave you with the same hallowed chest and nothing between your teeth.
Method Two: Steak Dinner
1. Find a plate, something nice. Something fancy. Something that makes you forget the main course.****
2. Set the table with finery, as if you were having over guests you never see. Perhaps tonight, you'll look in the mirror.
3. Sit upright, show no hesitation. You are watching.
4. Locate a scapel, sanitized and shined.
5. Take it take it in your hand.
6. You have to.
7. How else are you supposed to get to your heart.
8. This is something you have to do, because no one else will do it for you.
9. Rip through your chest until you find your meal.
10. With a ladle, remove your heart from the cavity you call a chest.
11. Place it on the plate in front of you, the fancy one you picked out earlier.
12. Watch how the veins still cling to the rotting cage you have called a body. Pay them no mind, that's what the knives are for.
13. Grab your fork.*****
14. Cut a strip of meat and place it in your mouth.
15. What does it taste like? You don't even know do you. It's your heart and finally finally you're rid of it as it sits heavy in your stomach and you can't even describe how it tastes?
16. Dab your mouth with a napkin.
17. Stand and carefully try to rearrange the loose veins still on your plate into your chest. They have nothing to latch to, but they still hang. Uselessly.
18. Leave. Just like you've always left. Like you left your father and your poor weeping mother and like you're leaving your heart now too. You're such a shame.
** Not against prion disease. You are eating your own heart, what do you care if it keeps beating?
***Not again.
****Every choice matters. Shouldn't it?
*****Hold it too tight in your hand. Like you're trying to break it.
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Death Rattle
Lailathena Zombie Apocalypse AU
CW: Discussions of death, body horror, typical zombie apocalypse stuff
The glass aquarium-like cell at the end of the hall held a single occupant- or at least, it was supposed to.
Dr. Athena Stonehenge wrestled with the woman in her arms, which were looped around the other woman's shoulders, hands clenched around her neck so she couldn't turn her head and bite. She shoved the woman into the cell, hitting the red button which slammed the door shut before her unwitting prisoner could react.
Laila had been more lucid lately. But this was one of her bad days.
Athena sighed, watching her fiancee scratch against the glass like an animal. There was no way Laila could break through the 5-inch thick plexiglass, even with the enhanced strength that the infection gave her. Logically, with this knowledge, Athena should have been able to sleep soundly.
But life was never that simple.
Athena hadn't slept in days. She'd been worried about Laila. Watching her fiancee slip like that was always difficult, and Laila's meds didn't seem to be holding off the worst parts of the infection any longer. She needed to be fed.
Now, when Athena had walked into the faculty committee meeting to find out if they'd approved her dissertation ("Congratulations, Dr. Stonehenge, they'd said), she'd expected to spend the rest of her years until retirement working in a lab, maybe receiving an award or two for her work in bioengineering. But lately, she'd spent her time hunting.
Laila needed to eat. It was as simple as that. But someone infected with the zombie virus couldn't just eat any meat. They needed to be fed human flesh, though Athena wasn't about to tell Laila what she was eating. It'd be enough to break her fiancee entirely.
She looked in the freezer, sighing when she saw how low her stores were. Athena hadn't been able to lure any more unwitting victims into their home base, whether that was because there was no one left in the area, or they'd gotten wise to hers and similar scams. All that was left was a single slab of back meat, barely enough for the next few days.
Apparently, according to Laila, human meat tasted like pork. Or, she was just saying that because she thought she was eating pork. Athena wasn't about to try some herself, god forbid she contract a prion disease or something.
Athena chopped some vegetables she and Laila had grown in the hydroponics bay she'd made in their base. Bell peppers, mushrooms, and some fresh cauliflower seemed to tickle her fancy, especially with what she was planning to make for her beloved.
Athena pulled the slab of meat from the freezer. It belonged to a man, who was 73 years old, diabetic, and bald. There was still a mark in it from where Athena's knife had plunged into his back, leaving him dead within minutes.
Slicing thin pieces of meat into her skillet, Athena considered what her life had become. She'd never expected to become a murderer, not until Laila had been infected, almost three months after the outbreak.
They'd survived well enough until then, but one of the survivors they'd been staying with (it was safer in groups, after all) had a bite, and she'd been hiding it, until the infection finally made her snap. She'd attacked them in their sleep, though not before receiving an axe to the skull.
Unfortunately, some of the woman's spit had gotten in Laila's eye.
They tried flushing her eye. They tried antibiotics. But nothing seemed to be working. No matter their best efforts, Laila's condition was rapidly deteriorating. While Laila was still lucid, they'd built the base, remodeling a Cold War-era nuclear bomb shelter into the home it was now.
It'd been hard, those first few months in the shelter. Athena didn't know how many times she'd found Laila with a gun to her head, sobbing something incoherent about not wanting to hurt anyone. But eventually, they settled into a routine.
Laila had built her holding cell herself, even as her vision and mental health deteriorated. Athena had started drawing her own stem cells and giving them to Laila, in hopes that it'd help to hold off the worst physical effects of her infection.
But it was too little, too late. Laila was infected, and as such, she needed to eat. Athena's first victims were a blonde woman and her friend, a flamboyant (probably gay, in her opinion) man. She could still feel the way her knife had sliced into their flesh, warm, sticky blood coating her hands and body. It'd felt strangely good, but she wasn't about to unpack that. Not here, not now.
When Athena had fed Laila, it was like her fiancee was back. She wasn't violent. She could speak, and when she was more lucid, Athena would let her out of her cell, and they'd lay together in bed for hours, just talking with each other.
Those days were getting fewer and more far between.
Athena turned off the stove, loading some tortillas she'd heated up with the meat and vegetable mixture. It was Tuesday, after all, and in order to help Laila keep track of the time in their underground base, where the sun neither rose nor set, and Laila spent most of her time in a dazed and confused state, she'd decided to do "Taco Tuesday" every week without fail.
It was the little things that seemed to help the most. When Laila felt human, she seemed to act a little more human.
Athena approached the cell, the plate of human-flesh tacos in her hands. She slid it into the delivery slot in the side of the cell, locked it, and then pressed the switch that unlocked the slot on Laila's end. Immediately, her fiancee scrambled to the box, beginning to devour the food messily, as if it were the carcass of a dead animal rather than lovingly created, home-cooked food.
From the left side, where Athena stood, Laila looked normal. Other than the streaks of dark brown in her otherwise jet-black hair, where her natural hair had begun to fall out in clumps, leaving her with a haggard, more zombie-like appearance and Athena had sewn in some of her own hair, Laila just looked like... Laila.
But when Laila stood up to return the plate to the drop box, Athena could see her right side, where the infection had started. Her eye was fully black, skin grey and creased, and when she smiled, she showed far too many teeth.
Before the apocalypse, Athena had been vain. But now, she was just grateful to be alive.
"...Laila?" Athena hesitated, waiting for Laila's meal to kick in.
Laila looked up. "How much time did I lose this time?"
"Four hours, give or take." It was actually closer to nine, but Athena wasn't about to tell her that. "I brought you a new book."
"What's this one?" Laila reached into the drop box. "Kiss of the Werewolf Pirate Laird? What the fuck, Athena, where do you find these things?"
"It's the apocalypse, darling, there's not much left. I promise I'll let you know if I find James Patterson."
Laila took the book. "Thanks."
"Now, I need to go hunting, our food storage is critically low. Promise you'll stay out of mischief while I'm gone?" Athena put her hand on the glass. Laila put her hand on the other side.
"I promise."
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The tumblr sexyman polls and mcytblr sexyman bracket were super fun, so I thought I'd run a small one with my own OCs ^_^ Links to the polls will be added as they go up!
Ennui vs Ruti
Flux vs TBN
Synchronicity vs Roulette
Lumin vs Electra the Moth
Warden vs The Alchemist
Null Pointer vs Callum
Ren vs Neo
Quarz vs NitroLock
More info about the characters can be found under the cut!
Ennui
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Originally a D&D-inspired OC, now just a general OC
Lich that was so so shit at magic when he was alive but now that he's dead he's actually sort of decent at it
Worldhopper - he travels between universes, using a jury-rigged super powerful explosion spell to catapult himself into a different universe by destroying the one he's currently in.
He only cares about one person, and that's his demonic boyfriend Alu. Anyone else can get fucked, as far as he's concerned.
Ruti
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Technically a general OC, but mostly used for minecraft.
he was born on a minecraft skygrid world all alone
Body is comprised almost entirely of solid magic. He can shapeshift, but only really uses that to change if he has legs or not.
Never got taught how to control his magic, so he has to use an enchanted mask to hold his power in - this has the side effect of compressing his magical body mass enough that he has to forgo the wings while it's on to avoid spreading himself too thin.
Can eat a lot of things normal people can't eat. Like diamonds. And swords.
Flux
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General OC in the same world as some of my and my friend's kinsonas
Her species infects the brain of other species, appearing as a sort of ghost or hallucination until they mature enough to become physical, bursting out of the host's body and killing them in the process. They usally give their host immense bloodlust and taste for raw meat. [mmm flux hungy feed her tasty prion diseases]
On that note, the most lame and cringefail of her entire species. She's supposed to get her host to kill and stuff like that, but she mostly just annoys and makes fun of him.
TBN
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General OC, worldhopper.
Shapeshifts whenever it goes into a new world to match the appearance of the creator-inserts or gods of that universe. [e.g. would look like the annoying dog in Undertale/Deltarune, would look similar to the Dev Gnomes in everhood, etc.]
It chooses a different name for itself in every universe it goes into. [It's called Showtime in my JJK AU that has it, and Usurper when I put it into a Digimon world, for example]
Any world it enters immediately splits off into a different timeline with its arrival, and that timeline dies/disappears as soon as it loses interest and leaves.
It's fiction-aware, and totally chill with that - mostly because, considering it's my sona and thus an extension of me, it's pretty much in control of the narrative. If it were to ever lose that control, it would likely become incredibly paranoid and anxious.
Synchronicity
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Minecraft OC
One of the fair folk, lives in the deep forest and would quite like not to be disturbed.
Finds great fun in tormenting whatever non-fae might cross their path
Thought NitroLock_ was fun to 'play with', so when they got his name, they kept him around to do some work for them.
Kind of sadistic, sometimes. Usually. Most of the time.
Has stolen peoples blood to use for sympathetic magic before
Roulette
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General OC
Demon, under the domain of luck and gambling.
Plays the part of a carefree hedonist, but almost always knows more than she lets on.
Knows how to use people to get what she wants, and has no issues doing it.
Lumin
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Originally designed as a general oc, but quickly adapted into a Cosmosdex (Tegyp) OC.
Almost never wears a shirt under his open suit jacket, unless he's pretty much forced to.
Kind of an alcoholic. Tries to pretend he's a fun partyboy, but he just gets all miserable.
Very into modifying robots. He claims he improves them, but he's fucked up a perfectly good Cupid unit is what he's done. Look at it, it's got anxiety.
Electra the Moth
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Sonic OC, builds and codes robots for a living.
She has built a robot that she considers her son, so she could technically be a MILF, if you're into that.
Mega autism and hyperfixated on engineering. Would love to infodump about whatever her current project may be, and gets super attached to everything she builds.
Warden
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General OC. He's the god of space-time and oversees a large collection of worlds and thus deals with worldhoppers semi frequently, despite not being one himself as he only really exists in the space between worlds.
Has gay thoughts re: one of his coworkers/fellow gods. But he'd never admit it
Kind of stuffy and stuck-up
Dear god, I forgot he was originally based on G-Man from Half Life VR but the AI is Self-Aware
The Alchemist
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Minecraft OC, an AU of Ruti.
Basically what would've happened if Ruti grew up with other magic users who could've taught him how to use his magic.
It speaks primarily Standard Galactic.
Never calls people by their names, instead using a title/other noun ["shopkeeper" or "friend" or "thief", etc.] because names have immense power in a language as soaked with magic as Standard Galactic is, and that habit carries over into other languages.
Makes potions. Definitely legally.
"ruti" "the cooler ruti"
Null Pointer
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BNHA/MHA OC, but liable to become a general OC any day now.
he/she girlboything
Has the ability to lag herself out of reality for a bit; from an outside perspective, this looks like freezing in place and loosing all collision before abruptly teleporting.
Also has the ability to hack any sufficiently complex technology, as long as line-of-sight is maintained.
His mascot [the little demon dude shown next to him] shows up on the screen of any technology he hacks. Just to be cocky about it.
Generally very cocky and aggressive while fighting/sparring, or just in general.
She has 97 mental illnesses and is banned from most public spaces
Callum
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Sonic OC, lusts after their AU's counterpart of Eggman
the gay gay homosexual gay
Sort of a bratty little twink
The type to pick fights and then be like "aah im just a little guy nooo im just a little guy and its also my birthday im a little birthday boy"
Has a cool copper [possibly radioactive] robot arm, but usually keeps it hidden
Ren
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OC for Monkey Wrench [by Zeurel on Youtube]
Big bear of a man [in the gay sense]
Mechanic/weaponsmith/arms dealer
Former mercenary. Would take out entire ship crews by sneaking on under the guise of a mechanic and "fixing" their ship [rigging it to blow as soon as he got to safety.]
Neo
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Minecraft OC, specifically for Empires SMP Season 2
Has ice magic powers, and lives in an Ice Spikes biome.
Its moral compass is a fucking roulette wheel
Tries to be nice, but has a very skewed idea of what "nice" and "good" is.
Would probably keep you as a pet if you asked
Quarz
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General OC
Shapeshifter, and he uses this power for evil. [Shapeshifts into whoever he's talking to in order to psych them out, though he claims it's to "level the playing field".]
Sort of a sardonic personality, often deriding others and putting himself above them. He does it to distract himself from feeling shitty about himself, but you could never get him to admit that.
Loves to inflict terrible events and circumstances on others [my ocs. or sometimes my blorbo du jour]. It is his favorite activity
Nitrolock_
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Minecraft OC
Dumb of Ass
Accidentally gave their name to a fae (Synchronicity, specifically) and signed a contract to get it back. Because of said contract, which they didn't fully read before signing, they now owe them a bunch of other stuff, too.
Being made to use customer service voice is the one thing that could truly break their spirit. I believe this wholeheartedly.\
so. so tired. emotionally physically mentally the whole thing.
Used to be part of a formidable PVP duo with their sibling Necrolock_, but the two of them have kind of drifted apart.
#poll#polls#sexyman poll#sexyman tournament#my art#oc tag: ennui#oc tag: ruti#oc tag: flux#oc tag: usurper#oc tag: synchronicity#oc tag: roulette#oc tag: lumin#oc tag: electra#oc tag: warden#oc tag: null pointer#oc tag: callum#oc tag: ren#oc tag: neo#oc tag: quarz#oc tag: nitrolock
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i can promise yall human does not taste like scuttler.
we actually taste most similar to pork, a reality food. but we’re often full of things that’ll fuck up your brain called prion diseases, those’ll fold proteins can slowly kill you, and if you eat the remains of an infected person you’ll get it too. its part of why most people dont often eat people. you’ll never know whos infected until its too late — 🧪
“Pork.” “Pork?” “… Pork must taste like disease.”
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"Dear Diary!"
Warnings: Child death, zombies, canibalism, child POV, study of the human body, fear. Prion disease.
AN: I wrote this instead of studying for my exam. Also Original work but if this has been written before, similarly, then I can only say we all have good taste in horror.
Summery: A young girls diary as she experience the earlly stages of the zombie apocalypse
Genre: Horror, Terror, Episolary fiction
Word Count: 954
Dear diary,
School today sucked! Miss Veridian said that since many families are sick, we are moving to be online again! I hated that! I didn’t see Maya today, which was weird. When I told Miss Veridian she looked sad and said Maya is upstate with all the other sick kids. I don’t know what that means. Is it a farm stay over? We had that once. I thought I was going to see Max up there, since Daddy said he would be up state on a farm. But he wasn’t. I still miss Max, even with buddy here now.
Our neighbour, Misses Smith, has been acting very weird lately, she has been getting stronger then every before. Just like her husband before the scary men in green came and took him. Daddy said not to worry and that someone would be there for her soon, I don’t think she is okay, I will sneak over there tomorrow and give her some cookies while mum and dad aren’t home. I don’t want the scary men in green to take her too.
Tomorrow mom and I are going out to pick up my birthday present for my birthday in 4 days! She says I can pick the puppy I want myself after she is done with work! I am so exci Happy that we get to pick up a puppy!
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Dear Diary
I went to see my neighbour Misses Smith, she said she had never felt better but she was very hungry and she thanked me for the cookies, she was very very sweet. I hope she feels better soon.
Mummy and I picked up the sweetest labrador puppy! She is very very sweet and kinda dumb but I loooooooove her so much and I will help train her! She is my responsibility!
The green men came when me and mummy was gone, I saw them drive away, Misses Smith’s house has been closed and there is yellow tape all over her door. Daddy said not to go in there because the air was toxic, I just hope he doesn’t find out I was in there earlier.
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Dear Diary
Hiiiiiiii, sooooo, yesterday I went to see misses smith but I feel soooo much better today, I felt a little sick this morning but I feel fine now, better then fine actually! Must be the new puppy. I played catch with her and threw the ball so hard it broke through the fence, daddy and mommy hasn’t seen yet, I don’t want them to see. I overheard them listening to the president on the tv, I didn’t understand much of what he said, but he said something about there being too many sick people but also having hope, whatever it meant had mommy crying. I don’t know why she was crying.
I saw more of the green men walking around outside, there were many families there were sick and had to be removed, mommy said it was a good thing and that we had to wait to be evacuated, that we would be safe, but she cried while it happened so I don’t think she is happy to leave. Maybe she will miss her bed, I know I would miss my bed if we had to evacuate.
But I am happy! And I keep playing with my puppy! I named her Angelica because she is an angel! Daddy said she was more like a demon but I just think that’s because he has to clean up her pee and pop.
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Dear diary!
Guess what! I have been able to taste so much more today and smell it too! There aren’t many of the neighbours left anymore, I miss them and their smell, it lingers in the air, it’s rich and irony, I don’t know why but it is making me very hungry,
I ate a whole bag of bread with peanut butter earlier today, mommy cried when she saw it, I don’t know why but she went to daddy who just held me close and whispered it was going to be okay that I wasn’t going to be scared.
I am fine! I don’t know why they kept saying that. Apparently Miss Viridian has been sick now, so she isn’t teaching us school anymore. That is sad. But I am just happy to have time to play.
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Dear….
When I woke up mommy and daddy were
still asleep in their bed, they smelled very
good and I was very hungry so I had a bite of them. The green men came visiting today but I pretended
no to be home, they didn’t try
and find us inside, but they did think we were homeeeeeeeeeeeee
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Green men scaring me
Hunting me
So sad
hungry
Sleep sleep
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The doctor looked at the last two blood covered pages of the young girl’s journal. She had been just another victim of the zombie virus as the prion disease had been dubbed, he had no doubts about the sicks ability to remember things but for such a small body to remain this active since infection…. It spoke to just how much they didn’t know. He looked over at the body laying on the cold metal table, its organs removed and placed in separate jars and despite all over this, the muscles still occasionally spasmed long since rigor mortis was supposed to have set in. Highly interesting.
“Bring in the next body.” He said through the microphone before stood up. He grabbed the child’s arm to begin moving her to the stretcher so they could burn her when instead the bone snapped in two. He looked down at his hand and hummed. “Ah, right, I forgot.”
#original writing#horror#terror#dear diary#original fiction#horror writing#dark writing#zombies#zombie apocalypse#prion diseases#prion diseases are scary
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Happy STS!! 🖤💜
i. love. researching. maybe a bit too much, since sometimes i end up researching instead of writing BUT that’s not why we’re here. what’s the most off the wall or definitely-feels-illegal thing you’ve ever had to research? no judgment here, i literally had to research prion diseases and cannibalism for the arsonist chronicles lmao
— @outpost51
Happy STS! Thanks for the ask!
I ALSO love researching things, especially when you end up going down the rabbitholes and finding stuff you never even thought about before.
For Blue Blood, I've had to research a LOT of stuff that does not look good in my history XD including:
types of poison & which is best to kill someone
how much fall damage a human can take
how to remove someone's eyes
what happens when you stab someone in different places of the body
how long for a human body to decompose in various situations
how cattle branding works
what humans taste like
honestly, a lot of murder stuff lol
BUT the thing that eeked me out the most personally was when I was researching snake venom. That was AWFUL and honestly made me a little afraid of snakes lol
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I have never had oxtail soup but does the recipe call for brains? I've been down an internet rabbit hole because I've always meant to try oxtail but never heard about what else it's served with
Oh right, so no it doesn't contain brains but it's made from the bones of the tail, so it contains spinal cord, which from the perspective of prion diseases, same diff: it's one big ol connected tube.
I've never eaten it myself, I just know that 1: it's apparently fucking delicious and 2: I was six yeas old when the first person died of vCJD in the UK, contacted from tainted beef. So like, the images on the news of cows and then people dying from it are kinda indelibly marked upon me.
Sorry I don't have any recipes handy, tbh there's nothing wrong with eating it. Hell it's quite possible most people could scarf down an entire BSE tainted cow brain without issue...but I can't, some of my earliest memories are of cows being culled and burnt in great pits. And then of hearing that some people were developing similar symptoms to the cows. Of finding out that, yes, this was being transmitted via tainted beef, that many more people might already be infected. So, y'know, that wasn't at all concerning to a child already weirdly aware of his own mortality.
While I'm never going to eat it I think, I might see if my mum has an old recipe though, like I said they used to love oxtail soup, but they've not eaten it in nearly thirty years. You can buy it in cans in the supermarkets here but on a very visceral level I'd rather gnaw my own arms off than taste it I think.
#cows#animals#bse#disease#prions#animal death#if I should tag anything else let me know actually#like this is still kinda visceral in my own chest and it's been nearly three decades
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No, it's not. Someone is just misunderstanding a joke (which they admit in the replies) . The original forum it was posted on uses "eternal September" dating: basically, it's the idea that September of 1993 never ended. (why? Legacy internet reasons).
I can't find a screenshot that shows that timestamp, but you can see the same thing happening in the similar "this tastes like prion disease" post:
You see the dates? If you read the whole date, it's September, 1993, the... 7202nd day?
See? Eternal September. Today is the 11,278th day of September, 1993.
This image was mislabeled by someone who saw the original screenshot, didn't understand the date, and cropped it to hide that fact (intentionally or otherwise)
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ANONYMOUS ASKED ...
You don't have to answer this if you don't want to! I'm just genuinely curious, is all. You answered a question about Devil Jin preferring the breasts and thighs of someone as opposed to the brain when it comes to consumption, so I was wondering if he has an immunity to any kind of diseases he might get from that, like Kuru for instance. And, if in turn, this would also mean that Jin is immune from getting ill, too.
Whaaat!! I want to, I LOVE questions like these. They help develop my writing, and the characters. And I especially like to think of how Jin and DJ work - given they’re not precisely human, and with DJ’s powers... clearly, their body may function in ways that an ordinary human body wouldn’t. Especially since the games have implied a few times that Jin’s heart stops when DJ takes over lol.
BUT ANYWAYS. I’ve based a few of Jin/DJ’s functionality on birds - particularly vultures, or other birds of prey. But mostly the former due to DJ’s interest in eating meat / corpses, as well as his large black wings. Vultures’ stomach acid is much, MUCH greater than a human’s. Because they often eat decaying (rotten) cadavers. So, I HC that DJ also has stomach acid that’s far more powerful than any ordinary human, and many creatures. So like, neither DJ nor Jin can really get food poisoning because of this. They could eat literal rotten meat, or drink rotten milk - and they’d be fine. Although, Jin would never - and DJ prefers fresh kills just because he thinks they taste better.
Birds also can’t get prion disease, which I believe kuru can be considered a kind of that. So, no - DJ and Jin are essentially immune to it, and don’t really have to worry. But as said above - DJ doesn’t really care for the brain, so he doesn’t eat it anyway. And Jin would never participate in cannibalism.
#✏️ - ᴛʜᴇ ʜᴏsᴛ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴛʜᴇ ᴍᴏsᴛ // (ooc)#🔥 - ɪᴛ's ᴀ ʙᴇᴀᴜᴛɪғᴜʟ ᴛʀᴀɢᴇᴅʏ // (study)#👿 - ᴀ ʜᴏʟʏ ᴡᴀʀ ᴡɪᴛʜɪɴ // (study)#cannibalism#// they might be immune to other regular human diseases/illnesses as well -#// but i haven't thought too hard on illnesses regarding them yet
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What is your take on herbert west? 👁️👁️
So,...
CW: violence, gore, cannibalism, body horror.
(spoilers for the original six-parter by Lovecraft but Herbert West dies, torn apart by his most notorious experiments, his ripped up body carried away.)
In my shared literature universe -Candyverse-, his experiments take their revenge further, piecing him together but deliberately wrongly so, crude stitching covered in regenerative tissue, his battered patchwork corpse pumped full of reagent. He would live again- forever deformed, forever in pain. Thing is, they didn't take into account that, while West's reagent works best when the brain is fresh and not much intelectual capability has been lost to rot, it has... interesting effects on the physique and psyche of the animated body. Herbert suddenly awakens, the pain, horror, and morbid curiosity he felt in his last seconds the only thing in his mind, and the reagent overdose does the rest.
Not much is known of what happened afterwards, but weeks later the unnamed narrator (here named Dan Cain, like his movie counterpart) opens his front door to a man he believed dead and everyone else disappeared. West is paler than usual, his blond hair a mess, his clothes torn, and his body is a mess of stitching. But he's the same old Herbert West, as sadistic and calculating as he ever was. Only thing is, you don't want to prod at him. Dr. Cain is still to discover the cause of this phenomenon, but occasionally, West's nervous system seems to be taken hostage by the reagent itself. Entering a state similar to his first feral creations, West has to be restrained time and time again lest he goes on a cannibalistic rampage; it doesn't help that we're talking about a ten foot tall zombie here.
The few times this warped West has escaped, Cain has had to dealt not only with it wantonly and effortlessly ripping people apart like paper dolls, but with the resulting zombies, as West's monster form exudes reagent. He can kill his victims more than once. Cain has seen them eat each other before being eaten, in turn, by a monstrous Herbert West, which has made him into a living prion disease bank. Upon returning to his regular human form, West never expresses regret over these actions, albeit he does find them "too crude for his tastes". Why eat fellow men alive when you can stitch their dead bodies together in your dingy basement laboratory?
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(Off anon now, no longer shy) I enjoyed the rant!! Very informative... ive always wondered what kind of "toxins" those diet people were talking about because they never ever clarify, makes sense its mostly fearmongering or equating us to herbivores again.. and another topic you brought up, ive heard before that herbivores meat tastes better than omni/carnivores and im really interested why... (I've heard humans taste similar to pork! makes sense considering... both omnivores)
waheyyy im glad my rambling has made you less shy!!
and YEEE i love yelling about niche shit like this, I was allowed to pursue a biology degree and I'm gonna make it everyone else's problem >:)
yeeeee exactly, charcoal diets are;'t actually gonna 'clean' you of 'impurities', that's what your liver and kidneys are for lol, and also eating meat isn't bad because humans evolved to eat it hgfjkdls;a its one of our primary sources of nutrition
OH YES THAT ok hold tight
herbivore meat supposedly tastes better than carnivore meat, maybe, ive never actually eaten a carnivore before so I can't speak on that
BUT
if you are an animal that eats meat you should ideally be eating herbivores and not omnivores or carnivores. there are exceptions to this, like sharks, but generally most terrestrial predators eat herbivores.
the reason for this is that because our diets are different, herbivores, carnivores and omnivores have less chance of ingesting harmful pathogens by eating each other - one of these is Prion disease. prions are proteins that can't be cooked out and make your brain proteins fold abnormally and uh severely fuck you up. they can occur in all animals (like mad cow disease), but you're much less likely to get them in herbivore flesh than omnivore or carnivore flesh, so its safer to eat that than anything else.
this is why white meat, so pork, chicken and fish (fish is a meat I'm not having this debate) is so important to cook right, because all of those animals are omnivores or carnivores and you can't always account for what they have and haven't eaten. fish especially, you never know what the fish you're eating has eaten, such as fish, so there could be weird pathogens in it that won't live unless you cook them out. if you eat it raw, you run the risk of getting poisoned by horrible pathogens.
chickens and pigs as well are omnivores - if you give them meat they will eat it, and pigs especially will sometimes eat humans if given the chance (the reason everyone freaks out about dorothy falling in the pigpen in the wizard of oz is because there was a very real chance the pig would have eaten her). this is why if you have commercial pigs or chickens that you intend to eat, you should keep them on a strictly vegetarian diet so that they have less chance of hurting you when you eat them.
this isn't a hard and fast rule with every animal, and there are plenty of animals that can stomach eating omnivores or carnivores - sharks eat seals that eat fish, bears eat humans and also fish, many birds of prey each other predatory animals like foxes and fish, etc. its just mostly for humans, you should really be careful with white meat and COOK IT THOROUGHLY and don't eat anything that is carnivorous cos prion disease is a real nightmare and will fuck you up.
also yeah pigs have a very similar diet to humans so if you ate human, it would taste like pork :) fun fact!
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