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The nightmares in FNAF 4 get crazy...
#myart#chloesimagination#comic#fnaf#five nights at freddy's#michael afton#nightmare bonnie#nightmare chica#nightmare foxy#nightmare blunt rotation#fnaf 4#fnaf fanart#THIS IS SO UNSERIOUS#GUYS LISTEN I got this idea right before I fell asleep one night#like my mind combined the pieces together#and I just knew Iād have to draw it out#LIKE NO MATTER how dumb this pun is I had to let everyone know it#THIS IS THE OFFICIAL nightmare blunt rotation#it literally doesnāt get more of a ānightmareā than this#Michaelās dreams weird af guys#this is the REAL ānightmare gasā William Afton used#TBH I love the nightmares especially in this art#I didnāt know the nightmares were chill like that.. damn..
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I think about this bit a lot
Bonus:
#jrwi the suckening#fizzfangs#emizel tucker#theo collins#jrwi soda#omgart#comic#Iād call deacon a bastard but he literally didnāt come up with this part#the wife and kids were all Emizel#ALSO. you know if Emizelās marrying anybody but Theo then Theoās got a monopoly on being best man#like THE GALL. of Emizel getting married WITHOUT HIM????#even IMAGINARY NOT-REAL married???#ā¦Iām not past ep 9 yet but I just got chills thereās a marriage plot later on right?
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I genuinely love not having a crush like Iām not over here feeling physically sick over some mid guy being dry to me Iām literally chilling
#Spring semester of last year was so bad bc I was unironically into 3 guys at once and they were all#Being dry and cryptic to me#And then before that in 2022 I had my horrid situationship#I had a mini obsession arc in dec 2023 over someone but now there hasnāt been anyone since#And my palette is so cleansed#When a girl is like I miss having a crush Iām like youāre literally a masochist#There was very briefly a girl I thought I had a crush on when I realized Iām bicurious but#I havenāt put effort into talking to her bc the idea of pursuing anyone makes me wanna claw my eyes out#Iām pretty sure I ghosted her by like just not responding to her last messsge actually#Not on purpose but more so bc I realized I was feeling the same anxiety I felt whenever I had a crush so I was like#Yeah Iām dropping this for now#Iām also always the most present for my friends when I donāt have a crush so idk#Like I donāt wanna be consumed by anyone I just wanna chill#The solution to not having normal attraction to people is just to not be attracted to anyone at all#I fr cracked it#I always just crave the butterflies out of it and never an actual relationship anyway#But theyāre so not worth it#Which is why I always get bored of guys whoāre forthright like oh ok you actually WANT somethingā¦. U donāt wanna just have fun#Not for me#I think the guys Iām into and I typically diverge in the sense that neither of us wants a relationship but they just wanna fuck me#And I more so just want the butterflies experience / to playact couple for like a couple months but nothing too serious#Which is why it never works#Like itās not that it doesnāt work bc either of us wants a relationship itās more that what we want out of the situationship is different#So lame#Ok this was a lot but I literally came to this epiphany while writing these tags
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Ghostlights where Phantom saves Duke or the Signal, and a week later (at a Wayne gala or some other place) Duke recognizes the light/aura coming from Danny
Putting off gala prep was perhaps not the best plan. Duke spent the past month insisting that everything is fine and he has it under control. Duke is also a lying liar who lies, and now heās frantically trying to pick up his suit in time to get it dry cleaned and altered as necessary.Ā
Alfred would be disappointed in him, but in Dukeās defense, he had to go out of town on a mission to bust a growing drug cartel, and then spent half a week visiting a shelter for metas on the run (unofficial and hidden away) to help everyone find new homes and learn to control their powers. These things take time!
Unfortunately, gala prep also takes time, and since itās a charity gala for funding the education of every Gothamite student, itās not one he can slip out of. The entire family is being strong-armed into attending and not making a scene until the donation period in the first half is over.Ā
Duke knows heās not the only one whoās scrambling to get ready for a gala thatās taking place in three days, but theyāre not helping him, so it feels like heās the only one messing up.Ā
āSorry!ā he calls behind him as he sprints through a group of people.Ā
He could have asked someone to drive him, but he knows theyāre all busy and doesnāt want his own poor time management to cause problems for anyone else. Even though heās sure Bruce is looking for an excuse to get out of a mandatory Wayne Enterprises board meeting that both Lucius and Tim dragged him to.
RIP Bruce. He will be missed.
The Diamond District is full of people walking the streets, sprinting between parked cars and waiting for their rides. Theyāre all dressed nicely, making him feel out of place. Itās a feeling thatās never left him since he joined the Waynes but itās particularly bad when heās left to navigate these spaces alone. Rich people and socialites are a different kind of human, one that Duke doesnāt care to understand; thereās greed in all of them, turning them heartless, and they can give as much as they want to charity but it wonāt change the fact that all they do is a performance to make people like them, rather than a desire to do anything good.Ā
The sooner this is over, the better. He keeps going, hoping that he can still make it to his appointment with the tailor. Alfred recommended the store, then set up the appointment, so all Duke has to do is trust their judgment as they get him fitted. Heās still got twenty minutes until the scheduled time, but some unspoken rule makes it so he has to show up fifteen minutes early for better service or risk being turned away and told to reschedule.Ā
Duke slows to a walk when he catches sight of the store, the trying to catch his breath and look more composed before he reaches the door. He takes a moment to straighten his clothes a bit, then opens the door and steps in.
The bell jingles pleasantly above his head. The store is empty of any other customers, and the employee at the front counter looks up with a plastered on smile.Ā
āIāll be with you in a moment!ā she says, then looks down at her phone and types something out before placing it under the counter. A tablet comes out instead and she swipes through a few screens, then sets it down and look at Duke again. āHow can I help you, sir?ā
āI have an appointment? For a suit fitting. Under the name Thomas.ā
She taps on the screen for a minute, then nods and gives him another customer service smile. āAlright, Iāll go ahead and grab the tailor. Theyāll be out with your suit soon. Please, feel free to take a seat or browse some of our suits. We just recently got a new collection in from Italy.ā
āSure, thanks. Iāll justā¦ be here, I guess.ā
The employee takes her tablet and disappears through a door, leaving him alone in the store. He doesnāt want to sit down, not while his heart is still trying to settle from his sprint through half of Diamond District, so Duke wanders around the neat stacks of dress shirts and vests, pants and belts and shoes lined up neatly against the walls.Ā
He takes a moment to shoot Alfred a text that heās at the tailor for his fitting appointment. Stephās sent him a long string of videos online, and heās just about to go through them when the bell rings again.Ā
Duke glances up and watches a guy walk into the store. He looks around, makes eye contact with Duke, then quickly looks down, taking a seat by the door.
Probably another upper class citizen uncomfortable with the fact that someone in jeans and a hoodie is shopping for suits. Shaking his head lightly, Duke wanders deeper into the store to get some distance between them so they could ignore each other more easily. Itās only until the tailor comes out, and then he can go to a fitting room and be done with this whole thing, so Duke resigns himself to suffering through the tense silence.Ā
How long is he even supposed to wait? He can only look at clothes in one of three colors before he gets bored.Ā
He goes to another rack, trying to see if he can notice anything different about these shirts.Ā
And then he hears a shoe scuff against the floor behind him. He tenses up, but before he can turn around, a belt is wound around his throat, pulling him back and choking him.Ā
Duke drops his weight, tucking his chin and gets a hand against the inside of the belt to try to push it away. His back hits someoneās chest and heās trapped, focused on trying not to be choked to death while also keeping his vigilante abilities and meta powers secret.Ā
More footsteps come from behind, and a soaked cloth is pressed against his nose and mouth.
Chloroform, he realizes, familiar with the smell from Bruceās training. But training isnāt enough to keep him from being knocked out, and he quickly slips away from the waking world, falling to the ground.Ā
Just before he passes out completely, he hears the employee who greeted him say, āIām not sure how much Wayne would be willing to pay for him, but letās start high and negotiate lower. New kid canāt possibly be worth that muchā¦ā
Duke wakes up groggily, memories of what happened quickly snapping into place. Heās too out of it still to get up, but heās awake enough to be offended. Sure heās the new kid, and barely even a Wayne, but heās still worth a lot!
Kidnappers these days. So rude.
He doesnāt hear anyone around him, and it feels like heās lying on a cold concrete floor. Basement, maybe? Warehouse? Storage unit tucked away somewhere? Thereās nothing much to see when Duke is able to open his eyes, squinting bareilly at his surroundings. His arms are tied behind him, wrists bound, but they left his legs alone.Ā
If he could just hit the panic button on his braceletā¦
Duke wiggles around, fighting through the lingering effects of Chloroform, and manages to sit up. If he strains his hearing, he thinks he can hear voices outside of the empty room heās been left in. Thereās a window high up, too high for a normal person to reach without help, but if he can use the shadows to travel through it, then he may be able to escape on his own.Ā
First things first: he needs to free his hands before anyone comes in to check on him.
They used zip ties on him, which is inconvenient. Heās learned how to get out of them, but itās difficult enough without being drugged and having to do it behind his back.Ā
Heās feeling the zip ties bite into his wrists just as thereās a crash from outside the room. His kidnappers yell, alarmed, and are quickly silenced. Thatās rarely ever a good sign. Duke renews his efforts to escape, ignore the pain in pushing against his binds like this.Ā
The door opens. Duke hears the small click of a lock disengaging and freezes. Then he gets to his feet, still unsteady, and prepares to ram his head into anyone who comes near him like some sort of deranged battering ram, or a drunk raging bull.Ā
Duke is ready for the worst: a gang hoping to steal away a Wayne hostage, a Rogue, Gnomon popping in to cause trouble for the sole purpose of getting on Dukeās nerve.Ā
Heās not expecting another teenage boy, who is literally glowing, to poke his head in and zero in on Duke. He blinks, then smiles; itās friendly and sincere, nothing like the employee who helped kidnap him.Ā
āHey!ā he says, coming into the room properly. Heās floating a good foot off the ground, eyes a bright neon green, with white hair that sways as if heās underwater. āAre you okay? I saw them drag you out of the back of the store and followed them, but I got a bit lost. Sorry for taking so long to get here.ā
ā...Itās fine?ā Duke offers, trying to wrap his head around whatās happening. āI wasnāt expecting a rescue so soon, anyways. Think you can help me out here?ā
āYeah, of course!ā he flies closer, then drops down to the ground behind Duke. He hums lightly under his breath, and then Duke feels a cold touch on his wrist and the zip ties are suddenly gone.Ā
Duke blinks, then brings his arms in front of him. He moves around a bit to make sure heās not hallucination, and sure enough, heās free and unbound because a random meta teenager vanished the zip ties into the ether, or something.Ā
āThanks, man. Any idea where we are?ā
āNot a clue. I got lost coming here, and I was following them. I donāt think you should trust any directions I give.ā
āFair enough,ā Duke laughs. āIām Duke, by the way.ā
āPhantom.ā
āWell, thanks for the save, Phantom. Can I treat you to something?ā
āLike, coffee?ā
āSure. Or brunch, or ice cream. Whatever you want, really.ā
Phantom considers it for a moment, then shakes his head. āSorry, I would love to but going out in public looking like this,ā he gestures to himself, āIs not a great idea. Thanks for the offer though. You got a ride?ā
Duke pats his pockets, then sighs. āMy phoneās gone. I still have my wallet, though.ā
āI fly you to someplace you can call someone, if youād like.ā
āYou sure? I could probably just walk out of here and call a taxi.ā
āI donāt think walking around by yourself after being kidnapped is a great idea,ā Phantom says, doubtfully. āSeriously, let me fly you.ā
He should just hit the panic button and wait for someone to show up to get him. He shouldnāt go to some unknown location with a meta he literally just met.Ā
But, you know what? No one else can say they got kidnapped twice in one day, so Duke nods and says, āSure, sweep me off my feet, Phantom. You gotta commit to this rescue.ā
Phantom laughs. And then he does sweep Duke off his feet into a princess carry with a cheeky grin and flies them out the building, which turns out to be an abandoned apartment building slated for demolition.Ā
āKeep this up and youāll be replacing Superman in no time,ā Duke jokes.
āI think I could manage it,ā Phantom replies thoughtfully. āI mean, Iām already prettier than him, donāt you think?ā
āOh, definitely. The glow really brings out your eyes.ā
Phantom gets him a few blocks away when Duke recognizes where they are, and quickly directs him into Crime Alley. They land on top of one of Jasonās safe houses, and while heās sure thereās enough security to take out a SWAT Team, thatās absolutely not going to stop him from breaking in to use one of Jasonās burner phones and eat his leftovers.Ā
Heās set down on his feet gently, and as soon as Phantom sees that heās fine, able to walk and everything, he floats back up, just out of reach.
āBe careful, okay?ā he says, getting ready to leave.
āIāll do my best. Hey, are you gonna be in Gotham for a while, orā¦?ā
Phantom gives him a tired smile. āNah. Iām just passing through. As long as my luck doesnāt get even worse, then I should be out of here in a few days.ā
āShame,ā Duke says, giving Phantom a very visible once over. Heās pretty tall, and Duke can see some muscle on him, and the tight black outfit really adds to his look. The glow that comes out of his chest makes him look ethereal and Duke is beyond glad that he got such a charming rescuer.
Phantom doesnāt blush like a normal person. He glows brighter instead, curling into himself a bit as he looks away, unable to stop the smile from growing on his face.Ā
āI guess,ā he shrugs. āAre you really going to be alright from here?ā
āYeah, man, I have a friend who lives here. Iāll just bother him until he agrees to give me a ride.ā
āAlright.ā Phantom drifts away, glancing behind him before turning back to Duke. āIāll get going then. Take care, Duke!ā
Duke waves and watches as Phantom begins to fly away. Then Phantomā¦ disappears? Or rather, his body does but Duke can see an orb of light making its way across Gotham, almost like a star fallen from the sky.
He stays on the roof until the light is long gone. When heās finally ready to go in and steal from Jason, the sun has completely set.Ā
And he still doesnāt have his suit.
Duke sighs, and mentally prepares himself to other day of stressing out about the gala.
Three days of stress and last minute scrambling leave Duke in the Gotham Museum of Modern Art with Steph, Tim, Cass, and Damian. Theyāre hiding in the photography gallery to avoid other guests, taking a break from being polite and letting thinly veiled, passive aggressive insults slide over them.
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āHow much longer must we suffer this before we can go?ā Damian grumbles, looking like heās do anything to get his hands on a blade. Which, considering how many people tried to either pinch his cheeks are say some racist remark about him and his mother, is totally fair. Duke would just punch them, but sometimes a little drama helped get the message across.Ā
āAt least two more hours,ā Tim says, not bothering to look up from his phone. From what few glimpses of the screen Duke caught, heās leading a Titans missions through text and clever hacking. Though it may be more accurate to call is a Young Justice mission since thereās no way any of this was authorized by a Justice League member.Ā
Also Anita, suited up as Empress, is there. If they arenāt on the news for property destruction and absolutely batshit wild shenanigans, Duke will have to check on Tim to make sure heās not a pod person sent to infiltrate the family.Ā
āThink we can sneak out without anyone noticing?ā Steph asks, looking at the emergency exit longingly.
Cass shakes her head and points to the door leading to the ballroom. When they look over, Dick makes very deliberate eye contact with them and give them a smile that looks stretched across his face.
Tim winces and pushes Duke. āOh, something went down. Go take over for him and let Dick rest in here for a bit.ā
āMan, why does it have to be me?ā he grumbles even as he stands. Dick lets out a heavy breath and gives Duke a grateful smile, patting on the shoulder before shoving him out the door.Ā
As soon as heās back into the main hallway, the music and chatter swell, no longer muffled by the thick walls of the photography wing. A few people come and go from the ballroom, no doubt looking for the restroom.Ā
Or more private places forā¦ other things. Things they definitely shouldnāt be doing in an art museum.
He really canāt wait for this night to be over.
Duke joins the rest of the guests, fake smile on his face, and quickly makes his way to the snack table. He might as well make the most of his time stuck out here. Maybe he could even cause another relationship scandal by implying that Bruce is sleeping with one of partners when in hearing distance of a couple. Maybe even both of them.Ā
Bruce would go with it. Itās hilarious and he also needs something to make these events bearable.
Sadly, he doesnāt see any good targets as he scans the ballroom. A few people are dancing, while others are talking in small circles, closed off from outsiders. Thereās an entire table of old ladies with glasses of wine in front of them; Duke considers hanging around them, since they confess to a lot of crimes after a few glasses. Itās fascinating.Ā
Also, he does kind of miss hanging out with the one old lady whoās declared herself his high society grandmother and told him stories of how she used to go to bars to find racist people or Klan members during the Jim Crow era, seduce them, then poison them and get their addresses so a few gangs she was friends with would fuck them up.
Granny Kaliasto is the coolest person ever.Ā
Just as heās about to finish his last mini rolled crepe, Duke catches sight of one of the few teenagers still in the ballroom. The others, mostly stuck up rich kids no one actually likes, have already left to take over some other part of the museum to gossip until their parents decide itās time to go home. These two are clearly not part of that crew, what with the girl being very goth and in a poofy, ripped dress, and the boy having already taken his jacket off to keep over his forearm, the top button of his shirt popped open.
They might be cool. Heās hoping theyāre cool because he desperately needs some company to keep from dying of boredom while the gala continues on.
Duke walks over to them, going around the side of the ballroom, until heās close enough to hear them talking.
The boy has his back to Duke, but the girl sees him. She immediately scowls and slaps the boys shoulder, eyes locked on Duke.
āGot another comment about my dress?ā she says, voice sharp and acidic.
āAnother?ā Duke repeats. āI was just bored and wanted to talk to people who were my age. Sorry?ā
The boy smacks the girlās arm, then turns to face Duke. āSorry about her! Sam is just naturally rude and aggressive. Tonightās been a bit rough, with this crowd.ā
Duke goes to say something, but the words stick in his throat when he sees the boyās eyes shift from deep blue to an electric green. When he focuses, he can see a faint glow in his chest, the same glow he saw in Phantom.
āDude? You alright?ā
Sam looks him over judgmentally. āI guess itās nice that Iām not being ogled for once, but donāt do that shit to Danny either.ā
āWait, thatās not what I was doing!ā Duke hurries to say, snapped out of his shock. āI justā¦ you look a lot like someone I met recently.ā
āYeah?ā
āYeah. What was your name? Iām Duke, by the way.ā
He holds out a hand, and the boy shakes it with a small smile. āDanny. I donāt think weāve met. I mean, Iām only here because Sam wouldnāt come to this gala without me, so her parents flew me in.ā
āYou from out of town?ā
āSam and I are from Illinois. Her parents are traveling around the east coast right now, and they decided to spend a week in Gotham to talk business.ā
āIād ask how it is, but outsiders tend to really hate Gotham, soā¦ā
Sam barks out a sharp laugh. āOh please, we can handle Gotham. Our town might not be as big and well known as Gotham, but we got our own shit to deal with there.ā
āI do get shot at a lot back home,ā Danny adds thoughtfully. āAnd thatās without the ghosts.ā
āWoah, what?ā
āUp for a bit of a story?ā Danny asks, impish grin on his face. By his side, Sam brings a hand up to cover a manic smile, shoulders already shaking with laughter.Ā
This is already better than the grandma gang. Duke leans against the wall, getting settled in, and says, āAlways, man. Hit me with it.ā
The next hour an a half passes quickly with Sam and Danny dramatically narrating some of the things that have happened in their town. Duke listens, absolutely enraptured, and doesnāt even notice the Waynes file into the ballroom again.Ā
Unfortunately, they bring with them the attention of most of the ballroom, including Bruce and Samās parents.Ā
She cuts the current story about Box Ghost short with a heavy sigh. āHold up, I need to greet the Waynes properly while my parents are watching.ā She steps in front of Duke and Danny, holding out a hand with a pained smile.
Tim takes it first, giving a solid shake, and introductions start.Ā
Free from the rules of high society, if only for the moment, Duke leans closer to Danny and whispers to him, āPhantom. Wanna get out of here?ā
Danny flinches and turns to him looking panicked. āHow did you know?ā
āI kinda got magic eyes. I see a lot of things normal humans canāt. Donāt worry about it. I still owe you, so you wanna get out of here?ā
He watches as Danny glances around the ballroom, then back to him, clearly weighing out his options. Then he nods and says, āKnow where to get a good milkshake around here?ā
āSure do.ā
āI guess youāre the one rescuing me this time.ā
āNot a rescue,ā Duke corrects, and casually picks Danny up over his shoulder into a firemanās carry, āA kidnapping.ā
Danny laughs and waves Sam and all the others goodbye as Duke marches out of the ballroom.
āDonāt bother me for the next two hours!ā he calls to the Waynes, āIām going on a date!ā
There are shocked gasps and murmurs all through the crowd. But as he spins around to wave at his shocked and easily amused family, he also catches sight of Granny Kaliasto raising her half full wine glass towards him.
She really is the coolest.
Heās definitely telling her all about this at the next event they attend together. Itāll be nice to have a few stories of his own to share.
#ghostlights#dc x dp#dp x dc#dcxdp#dpxdc#prompt fill#my writing#theyre just so casual in this fic#duke gets kidnaps. nbd tbh. saved by a glowing flying guy. nbd. duke clocks dannys identity instantly. nbd.#theyre just chilling. no time to freak out they on a mission to get milkshakes!!#sam is cackling once they leave and people start trying to figure out who they were and how audacious they were in leaving like that#lots of people ask bruce abt duke and his actions. the other siblings are trying so hard to get info abt danny from sam but shes not cracki#dick asks jason to follow them and get info bc this milkshake date is now an urgent mission. jason blocks him.#damian and sam do bond over animal rights and environmentalism later tho. they just share protesting tips and best ways to cause a scene#once again peppering in ocs bc i love making ocs#(<-says the girl literally writing an original superhero novel bc she cant stop making ocs. as if this is news to anyone)#thanks for the prompt!!!
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Me, going to Critical role tag to see Predathos arts and theories (and also parallelisms to the Collector):
Also me, finding only hatred and people complaining:
#predathos#like... can we chill a little?#i guess it's me but some comments sound pretty nasty#also they are playing a game and the fact that they are not heroes it's the entire plot of bell's hells#literally none of them wanted to be there#they were forced to and had to choose#and they didn't want to because there's no right choice this time#it's much more complex#it's not like Vecna#where there was only one possible good outcome#here there's none#every possibility is going to be bad for someone#and that's what makes it interesting in my opinion#they are acting as humans and humans hate taking decisions like this#and act recklessly and stupid#but try their best because that's the only think they can do#like if you don't like it#it's fine#however it doesn't mean they are bad at their game#they are acting in a stupid way because they are not heroes#and they are not powerful as VM or M9#my point is just stop being mean#it's not like you cannot dislike it just stop saying that your point is the only valid#because bell's hells journey is just as interesting as the others but it's different#like i would never expect them to act just as the other teams they are different people and if you don't like it okay#but they are not badly 'written' characters#critical role#critical role spoilers#cr 3x118#critical role 3x118
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just something i thought iād mention because in spite of last night i apparently still havenāt recovered from the hallelujah -> 27 combo: peteās kids were there that night. meagan and peteās youngest two kids were in the soundbooth and he smiled and winked and waved at them when he went back there during dance dance. they performed THOSE songs in THAT combination and peteās family was there when they did.
#LITERALLY THE THERE WILL ALWAYS BE SOMEONE WHO WANTS YOU WHOLE#everyone seems to have been super respectful of them too!#someone in the stardust project server was right there and chatted with meagan a bit and gave the kids bracelets and shells#and it was all very nice and chill#they were also there last night! pete and marvel were spotted watching carrās performance from side stage <3#again everyone has been super respectful about the kids privacy which is awesome#it is just. so awesome to see how loved and supported he is on all sides
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Ulmo!
Drew him knowing only that his hair is sea foam Really cool guy I hope he doesn't do anything fucked up further in the book.
#silmarillion#the silmarillion#Ulmo#He's just chilling underwater avoiding others all the time#life goals#quality sucks ass I literally used felt tip pen for the whole thing#anatomy also sucks the only references I had were my own hands at inaccurate angles
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tetra is having a Day
#my posts#my art#the legend of zelda#wind waker#tloz#tloz wind waker#tloz ww#wind waker fanart#like imagine you break through a window cool as to save your sorta bestie#only oops oh no some dude the size of a mountain wearing a bathrobe has you by the neck and is saying some wild stuff about whatever#and you very reasonably pass out on account of the being strangled#next thing you know you wake up on your sorta bestieās talking (!) boat not dead which is a definite plus#but also UNDER THE LITERAL ACTUAL OCEAN. OKAY.#so the talking (!!) boat is like āgo find the whateverā so your sorta bestie takes you on a quick jaunt through this MASSIVE building#like this thing is bigger than windfall island and just under the ocean?? this whole time apparently??#anyway so itās pretty chill you go down into the basement thereās some sweet statues and then a dude in ANOTHER bathrobe appears#yada yada says some stuff turns out the talking (!!!) boat was actual the ghost of some long dead rando whoās like a king ig and THEN#HE FIDDLES WITH YOUR MUMāS TRIANGLE NECKLACE AND SUDDENLY YOUāRE IN SOME MUSTY DRESS WITH MORE LACE THAN SENSE AND ALSO A PRINCESS??#which. okay. take a second to process THAT mess and huh if youāre a princess and the dead boat dude is a king wouldnāt that mean- AUGH#this takes place over like maybe 5 hours including the time you were Passed Out On Account Of The Strangulation#AND THEN YOU GET LOCKED IN THE BASEMENT LIKE????#anyways tetra shouldāve systematically smashed every stained glass window in the place. she deserved it for having the Worst Day Of Her Life
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I think I'm in the "conscious incompetence" stage of being a social animal in the real world and it sucks so majorly. bro what do you do after you realize you're bad at socializing and then in-person interaction gets harder because you know you're failing at it now.
#Robin processes emotions on main#I WANT to get good at socializing#I used to be better and I'm now worse >:[#in some ways. in some ways I've improved (e.g. am kinder). but I used to have more confidence and an easier time staying present#now I'm always shutting down and running away#literally I leave the room and go calm down in my room#I want to learn to regulate that impulse and become a chill person to hang out with. but How#I've been struggling lately with punishing myself for running away (not physically but with like. spirals of self-recrimination)#I think one good step would be to get mindful about praising myself for small steps again. I'll change faster if im kinder to myself#also I think seeking reassurance from the people I'm around more often even if it seems silly would be good#ALSO. a major problem I'm facing is that I am living with my parents. and my little sisters. and I don't... I... it's rough.#I used to parent my 15 (then 9) y/o little sister when my parents were gone and I still struggle with feeling Responsible For Her#so every time she's a little cringe I end up feeling like it's my fault and I'm gonna be punished for it and I don't know how to deal with#āhow to deal with it#BIG SIGH#I'm TRYING to become a good adult who can help others rather than just living in desperate self-defensive survival mode forever#but it's so hard bro#and another issue is that I'm growing further and further apart from my parents' fundamentalist brand of Christianity#and feeling more and more incapable of making friends and bringing them to visit me. because I have to be perfect around my parents#how can I make friends if I can't offer them hospitality??#how can I be a fully realized adult if I have to hide in plain sight??#I need to move out so bad. even if I'm lonely at first I HAVE to move out#in related news my seasonal job is Over and I'm looking for full-time work! please pray for me if you're the praying type or just#send me encouraging words#that would help#<33333 I will be ok it's just a bad situation rn
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Cross and Dream would be unstoppable. In a bad way. Those two are both overworking machines and Blue is so so tired of having to wrangle them into resting.
#utmv#undertale au#both of them have an awful mindset about work#they think they need to run themselves into the ground for it to be good#Dream because he thinks there's always things to be done#and Cross almost as a punishment to himself but also as a distraction#pushing his body further than it can go#and getting his brain to stop thinking altogether#can't think about how much of a fuckup you are if you can't think at all#I think If Cross were to become a more fixed part of the Star Sanses' lives then Blue would just have a lot more on his plate#I do think he already takes care of Dream somewhat#but Dream won't fight him too much on it#he's more reasonable#Cross is anything but helpful and reasonable#And then if Blue ends up confronting him that's just more reason for Cross to feel guilty#because he feels like he's wasting Blue's time who's been so nice and helpful and has welcomed him so easily and he's really sorry-#and Blue's just like 'bro. you're literally doing it again just stop'#and Blue just wishes this fucking guy would chill out.#he didn't have so many reservations about tearing AUs apart#anywayyy#fun thoughts#messy ones but y'know
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Why is the anime so weird, it's not even the same series dude?? It's like,
Anime:
GOKU: I have a great idea to bring peace to the universe, and my leadership and compassion alone will unite us all. I have No Flaws and am A True Relatable Everyman :)
VEGETA: NO! I AM THE BEST AND I WILL CAUSE PROBLEMS UNTIL I AM RECOGNIZED AS SUCH!!!!
Manga:
GOKU: Vegeta what's cornmeal made of? I know it's what the corn eats, but what's it made of? VEGETA: Hey Kakarot let's play the quiet game until one of us dies.
#dbtag#I do not understand this writing it's so bad aklsdlkasjd#Toei wants Goku to be Clark Kent SO bad and he SO isn't lmao#they're so good and dumb and rounded and complex in the manga what is the anime so afraid of#Toriyama said 'no no this man is a detached faux-immortal who has a dear pure heart but he's childlike and selfish even though he's kind'#and toei went 'got it goku's never done anything wrong ever in his life'#toriyama said 'Vegeta's gone through a lot and he's finally settling into his more mature leadership role with the confidence he's earned'#and toei said 'got it vegeta has the confidence of a high school bully except now he can interact with his family as a comedy bit'#girl hWHAT#Toei trying to group Goku and Vegeta as two people who would rather train than be with their families and Toriyama said NO Vegeta wants#to be HOME this is the first time in years that he's HAD ONE and it makes him HAPPY to be with his wife and children!!#Vegeta trains so that he can protect the things he doesn't want to lose again and Goku trains because it's the thing that makes him happies#They are NOT the same lmao And yeah Vegeta still wants to beat Goku but he also knows that Gohan could dogwalk both of them if he wanted#He also knows Trunks and Goten are going to surpass them it's not about being the best anymore he's past that he just wants to Not Need Gok#He just doesn't want to have to rely on Goku to save the day he wants to be Enough on his own he just wants to know he can be#because every time it's mattered he WASN'T and people he loved were lost to his inability to protect them and he carries that#Like Whis diagnosed him with anxiety and cptsd out in the open and Beerus said he was self-centered for feeling guilt#+ he lowkey enjoys the rivalry it keeps him goal-oriented so he can't get complacent and lazy which is what triggered his Buu Saga breakdow#realized how Fucked Up it was that having a home and loving family made him feel like he was failing and went 'wait no I won actually??'#now he's chill as fuck in the manga. cool confident leader.#and sometimes he is childish and dumb with Goku as a treat#you know what rocks about his rivalry with Goku in Super though is that it's Playful. Vegeta is learning how to Play.#You ever seen a shelter dog get introduced to a really playful dog and it takes a minute for the shelter dog to understand it's safe here#And then they're both running around the backyard playing hot potato with one braincell?? That's Goku and Vegeta's relationship#and the way the anime sleeps on that dynamic is so fucking criminal especially when it's literally canon it's in print it's out there#you had the playbook how'd you fumble it this bad#anyway that's my 25+ year blorbo thoughts I love Geets a lot okay#And I love Goku in the manga a lot I'd forgotten that he's actually a great character when Toei's not fucking up his whole vibe
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like yes yes eddie needs to choose and buck needs to be chosen but alsoĀ
Eddie needs to get over the very big trauma of losing his wife. Last time he dated someone he had literal panic attacks at the thought of her being mistaken for Chrisās mother and as much as we saw him work through in therapy we never?? really?? talked?? about?? that?? So, yeah, Eddie needs to realize that heās at a point where heās ready to risk his heart and give love a second chanceĀ
(and maybe realize he already did becase there already is a partner in his life who gets consistently confused for Chrisās guardian and it feels natural to him?? but he still needs to realize heās ready for love)
And Buck needs to be ready to be in a relationship where heās loved for who he is, where he doesnāt bend and twist to fit someone elseās expectations. And for that Buck needed to die, and needed to come back, and now he needs to process that trauma and steady himself.Ā
(and Buck loves so quickly, so openly, so loudly, and he gives so much of himself and he wants to be loved that way, and maybe heāll realize that he already?? is?? loved?? but he needs to let himself accept it)
so basically, itās not only a matter of choice... eddie needs to be ready to love and buck needs to accept that he is loved if they are ever going to find each other properly together
and that, my funny little friends, is the point of their arcs were we are at right now
#buddie#911 fox#evan buck buckley#eddie diaz#i'm not going to lose hope over this because i remember a million shows where this had been the path#how many relationships this castle and becket have before they finally were at the point where they could be together??#hey remember when chenford were in two fairly stable long term relationships because they needed to open up to love again#AND they needed to be in the /wrong/ relationships to finally realize WHAT they wanted???#eddie deciding he's ready to date/love again is a NECESSARY step for buddie and what they needed right ow#just like buck processing his trauma and maybe having a potential relationship in which he gets to say 'no this isn't right for me i deserve#more' is what he needs to realize he HAS that love#anyway the couch isn't a theory it's a laimotif and its a proper literal metaphorĀ in the show#and we know where that's been popping up lately#so like unless they suck at their job i can't see this being the end#CHILL#911 spoilers#ish
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I feel like we are all sleeping on the fan fiction potential given to us from Deadpool and Wolverine using their bodies to make a circuit with matter and anti-matter
Who knows what that could do to a person, you could write a fic where that caused anything your heart could think up.
#I might write one#I just feel like the options are limitless#everything from time travel to psychically connecting them#they can transported to the past and desperately look for eachother#they get transported to the future where they are married#they get a mental link and can hear each others every thought#poor Logan#the get transported to another timeline or reality#they get transported to the real world as Hugh jackman and Ryan Reynolds#deadpool is super chill because he already knew they were fictional characters#Logan is having the worst identity crisis ever though#maybe it makes them be able to see soulmates and they learn that they are soulmates#or it just gives them both super cool space powers#or it transports them in from of Loki god of time and stories#and he tells them that they are best friends in every other universe#endless possibilities#itās literally matter and anti matter#we can say it did anything to them#transformed them both into their old bodies sexiest man alive 2008 and 2010#poolverine#deadpool and wolverine#deadclaws#time ripper
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on god im always excited when ppl get into my interests but the sole exception is sonic the hedgehog Then im monitoring you extremely closely and any mistake can mean instant block. IT GETS SERIOUS
#anyway i just blocked a mutual of like a year on twt bc they got into sonic from sonic 3 and then immediately started shipping son/adow#and Okay. IS IT PETTY TO BLOCK SOMEONE OVER A SHIP. yeah probably.#but time and time again ive seen new sonic fans that always like son/adow#always say the most fucking egregious shit about the series bc they dont know SHIT from FUCK about the games#also son/adow fans are the number one offenders of mischaracterizing the characters and no thats not hyperbole. its actually unbelievable#listen i can be friends with someone who likes son/adow. Sometimes. if theyre chill.#but as a Seasoned Sonic Veteran (has been playing the games since i could pick up a controller)#i need to spare myself the grief of seeing bad sonic takes on my timeline#i can handle people liking things i dont like but im so cagey about sonic i get genuinely heated about bad takes#from people who are just ignorant and dont play any of the games and just read idw and watch the movies#like holy shit pick up a controller or watch a playthrough what is wrong with you#literally when sonic 2 came out i became mutuals with this person#and they did a āhottest sonic characterā poll AND TAILS WAS ONE OF THE OPTIONS#and when they were getting dogged on they said āoh i just watched the movies i didnt know he was eightā BROTHER.#i cant trust new sonic fans bro. ESPECIALLY NOT ONES WHO CAME FROM THE MOVIES seriously im watching yall.#anyway if youre wondering what any of that has to do with the ship thinking sonic and shadow would be in a relationship is inherently wrong#sorry.#does this sound elitist idk maybe but idc im just sick of these ppl#ok heated rant over#txt
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Anatomy/fabric study, August 29.
#raven beak#chozo#metroid dread#metroid#he is literally just chilling. what are any of us doing here#real life job got between me and my comics this week so i've been winding down and honing the basics with old men#and metroid herself.#also took the time to finish an outstanding WIP post for Patreon. there were 134 images and plenty of them were over 15 MB.#pinup
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there are many things i think my school district could improve on but i will always be eternally grateful that they left ao3 unblocked. How else could i have created the tender memory of my ap bio teacher letting me into his classroom bc i always got to school stupid early and it was freezing outside so iād sit at my triangular whiteboard desk at 7:50 in the morning reading a 100k+ highly explicit shuake fic before school even started .
#i miss him. it was his first year at our school + first year teaching ap bio and he was so chill#but due to enrollment decline or something out district got rid of a lot of untenured teachers. so heās not here this year :(#literally read the entirety of āthe taming of the crowā on ao3 by cyanideepistachio on my school chromebook LMAOO. such a peak fic tho.#ao3#shuake#persona 5#ap bio#he was like early thirties i thinkā¦.omfg a lot of kids in our grade would ship him with the ap chem teacher bc they were bsfs#ship name was biochem hahahaha#dont mind me just nostalgia posting bc i graduate this yearā¦sighā¦
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