#they r different species.

[laughing-thrush]

Ha, I assumed it was about grackles! We’ve got brown headed cowbirds in Indiana, I’ve never heard of a shiny cowbird. Brown headeds have less iridescence and they don’t hang out in parking lots really, so you threw me for a sec lol

Comments in that parking lot bird poll is how I just learned that shiny cowbirds are a fairly recent introduction from South America who are only common in Florida, and not a nationwide feature of Walmarts

[frozenjokes]

mermaid Etho, meeting cleo for the first time: oh god he’s so fucking scary hidehidehidehidehide

bdubs: actually cleo uses she/they pronouns :)

etho:

bdubs:

etho: huh

bdubs, internally: oh god is the homeless guy I plucked off the street transphobic

etho, internally: what the fuck is a ‘she’

cleo: hi im cleo

[snowberry-pie]

cazador is an objectively terrible person who has committed atrocities beyond comprehension but there are times i cannot take him seriously because he’s like. so evil it’s almost cartoonish. he looks like chancellor ocato from tes oblivion. he’s three or four maturity ratings away from being a scooby doo villain

[joelletwo]

forgot what i was doing.............................

[nyaskitten]

I KNOW the tags are still a mess (for some stupid fucking reason) but here are some silly ideas I've had that I REALLY wanted to share !!!!

(PLEASE REBLOG!!!)

[fear-no-mort]

love it when i remember rnm fanart can be quite literally anything

[whatudottu]

Seeing the “cerebrocrustaceans are highly territorial” headcanon slowly start to pick up more steam (albeit with a split as to whether they’re so cliquey and ride-or-die they view everyone who isn’t in their in-group as a potential threat until they’ve made it abundantly clear that they mean no harm or if they despise any sort of group collaboration unless it’s absolutely, positively necessary) makes me wonder if it’s a common stereotype by the galactic audience to view them as being massive pricks to everyone they meet. Like, oh, everyone on Encephalonus-IV hates each other’s guts and they’re incessantly rude to anyone and everyone they come across! They’re so petty and envious they can’t stand the thought of anyone being better at them than anything and delight in the suffering and misfortune of people they don’t like! They fly into murderous rages if a galvan so much as breathes on them, and if they weren’t such cowards, they’d nuke Galvan Prime into oblivion only to immediately start yet another rivalry with some other species for one reason or another!

Hah! Doesn’t help their case that Dr Psychobos became very well known thanks to the super famous superhero Ben 10!

But no yeah with galvans being the cold detached sort of smart, especially with their prevalence in intergalactic relationships (you don’t become the smartest being in not one but multiple galaxies by sitting alone in your room), what comparatively little interaction to the wider galactic sphere cerebrocrustaceans have has more expectations than if the galvans were more subtle in their influence. If you’ve heard how much of an grumpy old man scientist the First Thinker is, especially when you hear about one of his creations striking out against him due to neglect, well you’ve already started to get the picture of an isolated workspace that no one dares interrupt.

So then you come face to face with a snappy cerebrocrustacean scientist who’s rude, direct, and hovering over your shoulder making sure you don’t fuck up, well you won’t really find many cases of neglect when everything you do is under scrutiny. I guess the difference between my headcanon and @ohyeahben10 ‘s headcanon would be if you can endure the territorial… hostility may not be the right word, the fact that you’re in the same space as a cerebrocrustacean at work is already more than what they’d typically give, in my headcanon sphere you could potentially get past that barrier and transition from outgroup to ingroup; I don’t know exactly what’s in ohyeah’s head but I assume given his headcanons she might say that you practically could never get on a cerebrocrustacean’s good side, or at least not as close as an ingroup would suggest-

Either or, it’s gonna leave a bad first impression, and that is how the stereotype for being prickish is so widespread. Potentially, if a notable cerebrocrustacean scientist works intergalactically, the stereotype may narrow to Encephalonus IV having a very dickish social culture.

[prince-ically]

Legendary Pokémon "Family Tree"

Look this probably doesn't make any sense to like Anyone that isn't my sleep deprived ass but I've spent like 4 hours on this and my art program crashed three times so I'm posting it anyway. I'm brainstorming just some random stuff for a Pokemon story I want to write and as I'm sitting there I wonder to myself- "Did Arceus create *all* the Legendary Pokémon, I know Ho-oh made the *beasts* so surely..." and thus This was born.

It's designed to be how all the Pokemon gods are related/created, with Arceus at the top. Arceus created Dialga, Palkia, Giratina, The lake Guardians, Kyogre, Groudon, ect. who then went on to create their own gods in their own domains.

Some of these lines are less "I created you" and more "I have ascended to godhood by my own power/due to a gift." (See- dotted lines).

This is so full of headcanons but it was fun to make.

[punkeropercyjackson]

I still can't believe the reason my best friendship got ruined was an actual thing that happened.I don't mean this in an 'i'm sad' way,i mean the actual circumstances that led to it-Imagine being a grown ass woman in your mid-20s and making fun of your best friend for being flatchested multiple times and even going as far as to involve the male character they've had a crush on since they were 12 and his canon female love interest in it(As in joking about him creeped out by them hitting on him + Saying she has bigger boobs than them)while ALSO being super busty yourself and then unironically saying 'If i had known it would upset you,i wouldn't have said anything'.This sounds like something out a shitty fanfic but nope,it was real

[kakusboyfriend]

I cant FIND my original neopets au post to add this onto but Kaku would be a spotted Ogrin while Champagne is a white Wocky 🩷

[appri-dot]

Why didn't twilight let gemdogs into her school huh 🤨🤨 princess of what now?

[varjopeura]

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[cicada-sprites]

hello! would you be a lamb and do an edit of aranea lalonde (roxy ways!) for me? 8) with large pink glasses, a flowy pink skirt, legwarmers and mary janes, and a spider symbol? thank you so much 💓

the spider symbol is by @/deepseaspriteblog !!

[faytears]

it is so tragic that we will never see king/hunter/the collector/vee interact all together in canon :(

[tyrannuspitch]

the fun thing about reading thor and loki as fake twins is that. everywhere in fanon absolutely everywhere people have them going big brother little brother my younger brother odin's eldest frigga's tiny litle baby etc etc it's so established so presumed but not once. not ONCE in canon do they actually say anything more than. thor was born first

[vahrutasgrace]

@starlyht liked for a starter!

¯`°¤.¸.¤ ¯`°¤.-- ♕ II "Revali... I do wish you were kinder to Link." She said, knowing she was speaking from a place that didn't involve her. She couldn't resist the urge to stand up for Link though. He was a man who had so much potential in Hyrule's troops and was a wonderful protector for the princess. His loyalty knew no bounds. Link had proven himself time and time again. How could Revali not see that?

"I fear that the competition you hold in your heart will only serve as a disastrous outcome, both for you and Vah Medoh." She lifted her chin to peer up at him, her golden hues regarding him closely. Surely her words would upset him, but it was those words that rang threw. When piloting their Divine Beasts, it was though they became one. Should Revali pilot his Beast with ill intent, there was no doubt it would overpower him and could cause irreplaceable harm.

Revali was a dear friend to her now. She couldn't help but worry about him, even if her words proved upsetting. If there was anyone who could get through to him, she prayed it could be her.