#they must know taste

[writeouswriter]

People sorting ao3 solely by stats and only clicking on fics with a certain amount of kudos or comments, you will not survive the winter, nor the summer, nor at all, *brings out knife,* run

[lilislegacy]

annabeth whatever your middle name is chase. do not think you got away with that comment

[violent138]

My personal headcanon for Clark Kent interviewing Bruce Wayne (when neither of them know each other's secret identity) is that Clark is the one person Bruce doesn't flirt with and leaves with a halfway coherent interview. A reluctantly impressed Perry White sends Clark repeatedly to get quotes, and work on more articles, leading to Bruce and Clark having several calls, some of which jokingly get called "off the record calls". This goes on for several months before they realize that's just called being friends, they hang out, and they have their identity reveal, it's less jarring because they know a lot about each other and Bruce informs Clark that he's sending Clark a suit made of more durable materials when Bruce realizes how rippable it is during making out.

[burningcheese-merchant]

BS is trying to buy GC a cake real

Bro thinks he's slick... Bro thought we wouldn't notice... Bro thought he could walk into a cake shop and demand order a cake catered to Golden Cheese's exact tastes and no one would ask questions... Bro thought none of the Wild Spices would notice that it's a fucking cheesecake... Bro thought they wouldn't realize that there isn't a single flavor he actually likes in that cake, it is 100% tailored to what GC likes and no one else... Bro thought we wouldn't see all that cash in his pocket, meaning that he was ready to pay a fortune for that cake... Bro thought he wouldn't be caught sighing dreamily while sitting on his throne eyeballing the cake because he's imagining him and GC feeding each other cake... Bro thought he could do all of this during the wedding update!!!

🤨📸

[sallymew4]

EVERYONE STOP WHAT YOURE DOING RIGHT FUCKING NOW

EVERYBODY SHUT UP IMMEDIATELY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[leo-artista]

When I'm in a most misunderstood character competition and my opponent is Stanford Pines

[sandinthepipes]

I know Tumblr will not let me down.

Give me your favourite destiel fic

[somuchbetterthanthat]

Keep thinking of Jonelias and turning up the gothic elements to x1000 than they already are in canon, and somehow it always ends up in my mind with Jonah still having his Scottish family house/manor, and getting Jon there, and then Shenanigans.

In my head, it's mid-season 2, Jon's off rails, in a beautiful way, for sure, but Elias has also had a lot of thoughts on his side ever since he hesitated, watching Jon getting eaten by worms, pulling the trigger early. So it's almost a test for himself and for his Archivist when as "punishment" for Jon's behaviour, he tells him he's sending him on a very specific mission in Scotland, to Jonah Magnus's old house, to gather and archive the documents there as the Institute is thinking of turning it into a museum or an extended branch or something.

Jon, of course, is furious (and secretly relieved, for a brief moment, because the paranoia DOES tend to lessen whenever he's away for a bit of the Institute and his coworkers, coughnot!sashacough) but it's not like he's got much choice, beyond quitting or being fired, and when he asks if his assistants are coming with Elias is like "don't be ridiculous, Jon, they need to take care of things here and you'll agree with me you all need some time apart. You'll do a reconnaissance of the house and its content, as it is, and I'll join you myself in a week or two. You should have all amenities available there, excepted perhaps the Internet - but phone service should be fine, so we'll be able to keep in touch if you need anything."

And then he gets into the house, so quiet, so old, but kept in order, clearly; the phone service is actually terrible; the bed he sleeps in ("Jonah's bedroom," Elias tells him when he does manage to call him) is comfortable, but the room is often cold; and here, as well, just like in the Archives, he keeps being WATCHED. And it's not the only odd thing that happens - that one he's almost used to, now. But it's the letters; the weird objects; the noises at night; the old fashioned clothes filling the wardrobe one morning instead of his own clothes; the way his car won't start after four days; etc. etc.

(Something something something, breathing life into another of Jonah's attempt of living beyond death, getting a nostalgic shade of the monster who already loves him and sent him here for judgement, and who decides that Jon would, in fact, make for a proper spouse,,)

[uhbasicallyjustmilex]

me stubbornly forcing myself to drink green tea and rest from my THIRD COLD THIS MONTH

[miasmaghoul]

I have murder ghouls on the brain, I do not apologize

You think Aether saves the tastiest parts of his kills for Dew as romantic little gifts? He gets more nourishment from the mental side of the kill anyway, so even if Dew's had a kill all to himself, it's about the gesture. Sure, he likes a good heart now and then, but he likes the way Dew's eyes go soft when he lets him have it even more.

ABSOLUTELY YES

Especially right after they get back from tour, when Dew's claws are so, so sharp but his body is far too exhausted to hunt. Aether will bring him all his favorite parts - tongue, heart, pancreas, maybe even a nice marrow-rich femur - while Dew rests, works on getting his sleep and meal schedule back on track. That look in his eye, the way his crow's feet get even deeper when he smiles? Aether lives for that look, any way he can get it. This way just so happens to be one of his favorites - he knows his gifts nourish the both of them, after all.

[kenobion]

Andrew Garfield | Variety's Actors on Actors

[xxplastic-cubexx]

BIRTHDAY HAUL courtesy of a very lovely friend of mine 🥺

bonus goofy pics of a bday snack i had earlier with my favorite menace …..

[fictionadventurer]

Potential September Reading

The Hobbit by J.R.R. Tolkien (ideally in audio)

An English Squire by Christabel R. Coleridge

A Sherlock Holmes story (and/or a screen adaptation)

C.S. Lewis nonfiction

A sensation or mystery novel

A piece of one of the Psmith stories

Some kind of nonfiction book

[wizardofvamp]

Okay so reading through Blood Stained Love book with @fiendmother and found probably the most slap-in-the-face printing error that we don't even know how it could've happened but I couldn't find anyone else talking online about this specifically --

So I see this and go-- "Aw fuck yeah, trans masc tzim fuck me up!"

"...huh, kinda weird the Tzim gave himself scars but I like my scars so it could just be an aesthetic thing to fit in with the younger/more open generation of-- wait, hang on. Computer, enhance."

Eh????

Was the tzim clan symbol just a placeholder they forgot to remove, or--?

"Blond???" "Eschews Tattoos???" Did you tell your artist these things???

"gender-affirming chest-tissue removal surgery"

I couldn't formulate a more awkward way of phrasing it if you paid me six figures.

Like am I just misreading things? Is there a page missing? Is there secret deeplore reasons why he's Like That?

Occam's razor says no it's just a bunch of editing errors and misguided decisions in a trench coat but I want to hope for the best?? ;-;

But also?? "A Tzimisce Curse"?? Really??

[centaurianthropology]

A thing which occurs when I become mildly drunk on an inappropriate evening (when I have work tomorrow, but this is how we're rolling tonight): I once again revert to my teenage self and begin lusting after ladies who front metal bands.

Tatiana Shmaylyuk - Jinjur

Bassiest growl in metal right now, rivalling the lead singer of Lamb of God, and hot damn but does she make me feel things. The combination of late '90s cleans with deep bass growls is the sexiest thing in metal right now without doubt.

Courney LePlante - Spiritbox

Alt metal queen, capable of a solid growl, though she tends toward screaming more than growling. But I am in love with her cleans. She has a real Shirley Manson from Garbage quality to her vocals, and "Rule of Nines" is such a good song. Also "Holy Roller" is deeply sexy when I'm in that mood.

Taylor Momsen - The Pretty Reckless

Definitely leans more rock than metal, but Taylor has a great rock voice, and the lyrics are excellent. Honestly, if I'm leaning toward classic rock, I will generally go with the Pretty Reckless. And I cannot deny that the lady is gorgeous, has a hell of a voice, and occasionally hates clothing (which, you know what? Respect.).

Brittney Slayes - Unleash the Archers

What can be said for the queen of power metal? If you like 80s power metal, and really wanted an operatic soprano take it all on and own it, or even if you mostly like rock but like to dip your toe into metal just a little, Unleash the Archers is the joyful, gleeful metal band for you. They sing about BATTLE, and IMMORTALS IN BATTLE, and FREEDOM THROUGH BATTLE. They are ridiculous and so much fun, and Brittney has the most gorgeous powerhouse of a voice in the business right now.

As an operatically trained soprano, hearing someone with similar training go into metal and fucking kill it is so inspiring, and she is so sexy for it.

Anyway, that is my current mildly drunk ramblings about sexy ladies singing metal music. Please enjoy.

[lelianasbong]

Knew i should've stayed off reddit. from under what yonder rocks do these people dwell