#they make me feel like a criminal so idk

[vielle-art]

our rent is going up by over $200/month at the end of the year and im back to my instinctive reaction to everything happening being 'what if i just... stopped existing'.

anyways happy fall time the regular sad to become advanced sad i guess.

[gece-misin-nesin]

bnha au except the league is a theatre troupe. they all have the same backstories as canon.

[cloudysarts]

imagine if the federation tried to make a phoenix with birdperson's daughter wouldn't that be fucked up hahaha < insane

like father like daughter.

(pr0/c0mship dni)

[jounosparticles]

need jouno and tecchou age reveal Please

[queenofbaws]

QUEENIE you still know me you KNOW I'm gonna be asking about our favorite dumpster fires can you PLEASE give me Hawke AND/OR Varric's "oh...uh oh." moment

"Watch m - excuse me, I'm sorry, do you not see me over here doing my best to protect you against this place? Quit the giggling already, and watch my hands, Sunshine, I'm not gonna be able to sleep at night knowing you're walking around out there, oblivious to something as basic as bottom dealing, so watch my hands!"

Snickering into her drink, Hawke watched as Bethany dropped her face into her hands, her shoulders heaving with laughter as, time and time again, Varric made an absolute mockery of her card skills. When she came back up for air she was wiping tears from the corners of her eyes, taking huge, gulping breaths to try and calm herself down; it wasn't working, of course (once Varric found his flow, there really wasn't anything, save perhaps an inconveniently placed trapdoor or outraged member of the Guard, that could stop him), and as her sweet sister collapsed into another giggling fit, Hawke caught Varric's eye and rolled her own when he winked.

"He's got three up his sleeve, you know," she remarked coolly, lowering her tankard just enough for the accusation to be heard and her smirk to be seen, "he always does;" but it wasn't until Bethany, still laughing, grabbed for Varric's arm - an arm he pulled away with the quickest flash of the cards hidden within - that Hawke realized the greatest sleight of hand had been pulled on her: After everything they'd been through, after everything they'd lost, her little sister was smiling again...she was laughing.

"I don't know how to break it to you, Hawke, but I think this one's a lost cause - here, you deal this hand, maybe the kid'll actually try if you're the one tearing your hair out," Varric joked, and as she took the deck from him and their eyes met once more, she realized there wasn't any use in pretending the flush she felt rising to her face was from the drink: Bethany had been swindled of her coin, sure, but she'd get that back...Varric had stolen Hawke's heart, though, and Maker help her, she didn't think he'd be returning that any time soon.

six sentence sat(or)sunday!!!

[bacchuschucklefuck]

What about sorcerer Adaine? It'd keep the way her parents treated her consistent because of in that case they'd see her having the easy way of casting instead of studying to be a "proper" caster

this is a great idea!! the only reason why I'm not gonna pick it up is bc I've already locked down sorcerer for kristen haha

[ssa-atlas-alvez]

Heyyy if you’d be down could you write a Luke Alvez x flirty!male!reader where the readers Matt’s little brother? (Adopted) He comes into the office to surprise Matt but gets distracted by Luke and just ends up flirting with him the entire time like he’s very straightforward and eventually Matt finds them in a very awkward position in the break room or smth and is just like “are you f_ serious?”💀 feel free to deny and take your time thanks😌

The 'my best friend and my brother' thing was influenced by Friends by the way lol, don't wanna get sued.

Also, this is a- I don't even know what this is. And I can't flirt like to top it all off. So I'd like to formally apologise lmao

One more thing, feel free to keep the Matt Simmons brother reader coming I love the idea!

"Hey, Matt, surprise-" You pause, seeing a (rather beautiful) man leaning over a desk to grab a file. Although you can't really see his face, but he has a beautiful back, broad shoulders, and his hair looks good. You smirk slightly, letting your eyes drift down (with no attempt to hide it).

When he turns around, your breath hitches. He's stunning. You smile brightly, "Hi, I'm (Y/N)."

"Luke," Even his name is beautiful. You shake hands, finding yourself smiling as you do so.

"Beautiful name."

"I was about to say the same to you." His reply is instant. You don't respond, the pair of you maintaining eye contact with smirks painted on your face.

"(Y/N)?"

You don't even look at your brother as you reply, too busy staring at the man in front of you, Luke. Such a pretty name, fits him nicely. "Not now, Matt." You wave him off - literally.

"Are you fucking serious?" Matt groans, throwing his head back, "(Y/N), you hoe-"

"Matt, I'm talking,"

"No, you're staring." Matt corrects. When you don't reply, Matt huffs, turning around and making his way back to his desk - more specifically, his phone to text Kristy.

'(Y/N)'s ignoring me and flirting with Luke'

'Is Luke flirting back?'

'I'm too scared to find out'

'Baby.'

'Hey!'

'I need the gossip so we can bully him later'

'I'll gather the gossip, don't worry!'

With a sigh, Matt placed his phone in his pocket and looked up, seeing both you and Luke gone. The Devil works hard, but you work harder, apparently. Standing up, he makes his way to the breakroom, knowing that Luke was talking about getting a cup of coffee earlier.

The moment he walks in, he wishes he could bleach the memory from his eyes. You and Luke's faces are inches apart, the pair of you leaning in.

"Please don't." Matt mumbles.

"Sorry Matty," You grin, Matt groans.

"Don't call me Matty,"

"Matty?" Luke asks, confused.

"He's my brother," Matt replies, Luke turns to you in shock and you shrug in response.

"Obviously I got the good looks," Luke smirks, letting his eyes linger over you for a moment, you wink.

"For the love of God, (Y/N)!" Matt exclaims, walking out of the room, "Stop flirting with my coworker!"

"I can't help it, he's pretty!" You argue, following him out. Luke stood by the counter, unsure of what exactly he was supposed to do. "And he flirted back!"

Luke froze when Matt turned to him with a glare. "I expect better from you," He states, shaking his head.

"Don't you think you're overreacting just a bit?" You argue, folding your arms.

"My best friend and my brother!" Matt exclaims, pointing at the pair of you. "My best friend and my brother!" There was a small pause before he started to smile, "My best friend and my brother!"

[hirazuki]

You know, normally I see an update; get excited about reading more of the story and seeing more of Hoshino's gorgeous art; am ever so slightly confused with some details while reading because updates are so sporadic and I haven't had the chance to go back and give everything a proper re-read; and, unfailingly, leave with a wistful longing for Lavi (12 years real-life time since we last saw him and counting ✌️). This has been the pattern for the last several years --

but

but

BUT

This? I never thought I'd see this. I never knew I needed this. Link's expression? His posture? The direction their relationship is developing in? The lighting??

I am 100% okay with Lavi not appearing in this chapter, actually.

[ace-with--a-mace]

i have been watching american housewife

[sskk-manifesto]

Ep 9 ! :)

[thefirsthogokage]

Oh...? (This feels gross)

Maybe a Criminal Intent revival is more possible than I thought? Or is this meant to be a mild insult to Erbe and D'Onofrio because I know they have made it known for years they want to come back, and, instead, Dick Wolf gets made their show, but in Canada.

It really feels more like a "I'd rather not" towards Erbe and D'Onofrio.

Like, out of all the ways they could do a Law & Order in Canada, they chose to do a version of the series who's actors of the OG version have publicly stated they want to come back multiple times. Absolute assholery.

I have a lot of feelings about this. And I'm not sure I can put a name to them all. But one of them is definitely trepidation. And I'm highly suspicious of them doing Criminal Intent elsewhere. I do not like this, and I can't emphasize enough how gross this feels to see.

I think Dick Wolf hates both of them, I really do. There's no other explanation.

[smol-tired-binch-blog]

hate how im now at a point where im legit like kicking my legs and grinning like an idiot over fictional characters SEND HELP

[a-very-fond-farewell]

tried to take a day off from writing. still woke up at 5am. let’s write then 😈🔥

[welcometogrouchland]

Are we journaling for our mental health? To stretch our personal writing muscles? or for a secret third thing??? (brain exorcism)

[silverselfshippingchaos]

i need to be one of them so bad.

[cinewhore]

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