#they lost the plot
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starchaser45 · 3 months ago
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Ik I'm supposed to hate the umbrella academy S4 but I can't it's too funny it like a sci-fi romantic comedy in the worst way possible like I haven't laughed that much in a long time and you can tell the writer lost the plot completely from e4 😭😭😭
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last-tsarina · 1 year ago
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So…Nancy and some rando are actual soulmates, while Ace finds happiness with a ghost girl. Sure.
Shark? You have been jumped.
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honeysunzz · 10 days ago
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one thing about america is that they’ll let a rapist become president before a woman
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raepliica · 9 months ago
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i think they should take turns cuddling for healing purposes
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marcheriest · 3 months ago
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boxheadpaint · 10 days ago
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Arbitrary "monster level" chart the only purpose of which to keep my mind occupied. I have to make a phone call in 4 hours, so no questions because im going to sleep and wont remember what any of these words mean.
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technically-human · 1 month ago
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Bisexual crisis Crystal edition
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mafuyuakgae · 2 months ago
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even if I came to love humanity in the end, there’s no proof I was ever here, right?
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heyitsspaceace · 5 days ago
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arcane s2 act one be like
“mlm situationship so bad you become god”
“wlw situationship so bad you become a dictator”
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ox1-lovesick · 1 year ago
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WHAT IS GOING ON IN THE STAR SEEKERS
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potato-lord-but-not · 5 months ago
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what do you pray to?
or alternatively: Oscar sees John for the person he is and John gets to be forgiven
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a0vy · 5 months ago
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shh, he’s contemplating terraforming his hideout
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aldecaver · 4 months ago
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Just two silly guys spinning together
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buriedintheguts · 3 months ago
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I don't think I will ever stop thinking about the way that Wade was precisely the kind of person Logan needed in the moment they met.
Logan was still traumatized, the man who had killed everyone who had loved him and saved him and inadvertently doomed all mutants in his universe. He doesn't just take the title Worst Wolverine, he's the Worst Mutant, the Worst fucking Friend, the Worst Everything Under The Goddamn Sun, because he had gone ahead and destroyed all the good shit in his life because he couldn't get his shit together.
Enter: Wade Wilson. An inconvenience, a pest, a fucking liar. Yet, as his claws slice right through flesh, Wade ... survived. More than just that, he gave back just as much as he got it. This guy met the brunt of Logan's violence, and he laughed in the face of it. Made a game, a chase, out of the whole thing like it's just one big messy joke for him.
It was, probably, but that wasn't the point. The point was that this guy, this fucking guy, had the audacity to barrel into Logan's life and not only that, he had the audacity to survive being part of Logan's life. Fuck, he didn't just survive, he lived through it — full of heart and full of so much fucking life and insistence and persistence.
So, yeah. Wade's a piece of shit, but he was the only person Logan was willing to risk because the idiot literally could not fucking die. Not like the others, be it the ones he did or didn't kill. Wade was an outlier — someone who literally made Logan move universes just because the idiot didn't want his friends to die.
And Logan didn't give two fucks about Wade's friends, but he was already here, and they saved the world, and they had fucked each other over straight to hell and back and made it out alive and some kind of friends, so when Wade called, where the fuck else would Logan go?
Of course, he would go back to Wade. Of course, he would go back to the one person who could handle it — handle him. Of course, he would go back to the only guy in the entire fucking multiverse who had the guts to put up with his shit and, not only that, made Logan hurt just as much as he made Wade hurt and be insane enough to enjoy it.
Where the fuck else would he go? Wade called for him, and Logan chose home — it was a no brainer.
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katnissmellarkkk · 6 months ago
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suzanne collins : “so in the epilogue of mockingjay, katniss only refers to her children as the girl and the boy-”
people who read with one eye shut : “BECAUSE SHE DOESN’T LOVE HER KIDS AND WAS FORCED INTO HAVING THEM BY THE EVIL PEETA MELLARK?”
suzanne collins probably : “because i couldn’t decide on two names i liked.”
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ayo-edebiri · 6 months ago
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I know how much you love your son. That's why I know you are gonna do what is right for him. Don't drag him down with you, Eddie.
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