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[misspygmypie]

You're Not My Real Dad

Part of the "Meet & Greet... and more?" Universe Pairing: Lando Norris x Noah Words: 1501 Request: Omg I absolutely love the meet and greet series. 😍 I was wondering if I could request something where Lando and Noah get into a fight. Like Lando told him to clean up his toys and Noah dose the whole 'your not my dad' line. But happy and sweet ending of course. 😌 Masterlist

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Lando had barely stepped inside his apartment when he felt the weight of a long race weekend lift off his shoulders. But as he walked through the modern space, lined with sleek furniture and bathed in the soft glow of evening light filtering through the large windows, his attention was drawn to a new challenge awaiting him. His seven-year-old son, Noah, had been struggling a bit with his recent move to Monaco and today was no different.

The apartment was a mix of the unfamiliar and the exciting - a space with stunning views of the Mediterranean Sea. Yet, for little Noah, it was all a bit overwhelming. The transition had been difficult and the chaos of his new room showed his unease.

After a quick shower Lando headed towards Noah’s room, his footsteps soft on the polished floors. He knocked lightly on the door before opening it. Noah was deeply engrossed in constructing a Lego spaceship on the floor, surrounded by an ocean of toys, books and scattered art supplies. The room looked like a miniature storm had hit it.

“Hey, buddy,” Lando said gently as he stepped into the room. “I see you’re building something amazing there.”

Noah looked up briefly, his concentration breaking. “Uh-huh.”

Lando smiled, sitting down beside him. “I’m glad you’re having fun but it’s time we clean up a bit. The room’s a bit messy and we need to get it sorted.”

Noah’s eyes narrowed and he pushed a Lego piece aside with a sigh. “I don’t want to.”

Lando’s heart ached at the reluctance in Noah’s voice. He understood how the move had been hard on him - new city, new school, new environment and now it seemed like even the small tasks were a burden.

“Noah,” Lando said softly, his voice concerned, “I know it’s been a bit tough lately. Moving to a new place can be really hard but we need to take care of our space so it feels more like home. Come on, let’s clean up a bit.” He reached for a stray Lego piece on the floor but Noah’s small hand shot out to grab it back.

“No!” Noah screamed. “I don’t want to! I hate it here!” He pushed the Lego piece away and kicked at a pile of books, sending them tumbling across the floor.

Lando’s patience began to fray but he tried to meet Noah’s gaze. “I understand that you’re upset. It’s a big change and it’s not easy but this mess isn’t going to help.”

Noah’s face flushed red, his anger escalating. “You don’t get it! You’re not my real dad! You don’t know how I feel!” He grabbed a handful of toys and threw them across the room, the clatter echoing off the walls.

Lando’s smile faltered. When he heard those words - “You’re not my real dad!” - his heart sank. It felt as though someone had physically twisted a knife in his chest. The sting of Noah’s outburst cut deeper than any racing setback he’d ever faced. The room, once just a mess of toys and books, suddenly felt like a battleground of emotions. 

“I may not be your real dad but I care about you a lot. I’m trying to make things better here. It’s not just about cleaning up, it’s about making this place feel like home.”

“No!” Noah shouted. “I don’t want this! I don’t want you telling me what to do!”

Lando’s face hardened as he stood up, his hands on his hips. “Well, what do you want, Noah? Just to sit here and wallow in the mess? That’s not going to fix anything. I’m trying to make things better for you!”

Noah shook his head, his anger now giving way to raw emotion. “I want my old room, my old friends. I want things to be normal!”

Lando’s shoulders sagged as he realized that shouting wasn’t going to help either of them. His anger dissolved into frustration and sadness. He took a deep breath and walked over to Noah, kneeling down to be at his level. “I know you miss your old life but we have to face this new reality together. If we keep fighting like this, it’s only going to make things harder.”

Noah looked away, his small body trembling. “This place is too big and too different.”

Lando’s mind raced, reflecting on the countless ways he had tried to make the transition easier; setting up Noah’s room, spending extra time with him whenever he could and making sure he felt welcomed in their new surroundings. Yet, despite these efforts, the move had taken a toll. Hearing Noah made Lando question if he had done enough or if he had somehow failed.

In his personal life there were no pit crews or advisors to help Lando navigate these emotional terrains, just him, his love for Noah and the desire to be the best father he could be.

Despite the hurt Lando knew he had to remain calm and supportive. He took a deep breath, pushing aside his own wounded feelings to focus on Noah’s needs. It was clear that Noah was feeling lost and was reaching out in the only way he knew how.

“I’m sorry you feel that way,” Lando said quietly, his voice steady. “I know things are different for you and it’s not easy but I care about you and I’m here for you, even if it doesn’t always seem that way. Being your dad means helping you through tough times and sometimes that means cleaning up a messy room together.”

Noah’s eyes welled up and he looked down at the scattered toys, overwhelmed. “I don’t want to clean up. It’s too much.”

Tears began to roll down Noah’s cheeks and he buried his face in his hands. The sight of his son, usually so full of energy and laughter, now so vulnerable and upset, struck Lando deeply. He knew this move had been incredibly tough for Noah, tougher than him and Y/N had expected, and the weight of the transition was clearly taking its toll.

Lando gently pulled him close. “It’s okay to be sad,” he said softly. “I understand. Moving is hard and it’s a lot to handle but you don’t have to go through it alone. I’m here to help and I’m not going anywhere. We’ll figure this out together.”

Noah’s bawling became more intense and his little body shook with the force of his crying. “I’m sorry,” he choked out. “I didn’t mean it. I know you’re my dad. I just… I just don’t know how to feel.”

“There’s nothing to be sorry for,” Lando whispered. “You’re allowed to feel however you need to. It’s okay to let your feelings out. I’m here with you and we’ll get through this. It might be tough now but we’ll find our way.”

Noah’s sobs gradually subsided and he looked up at Lando with tear-streaked cheeks. “I really miss my old room,” he said softly.

“I know you do,” Lando said gently, brushing a tear from Noah’s face. “And it’s okay to miss it. We can make this new place special too. Let’s work on it together, one step at a time.”

Noah nodded, wiping his eyes with the back of his hand. “Okay. Can we make it fun?”

“Absolutely,” Lando said, his heart lifting at the sight of Noah’s willingness to try. “Let’s turn cleaning up into a game. We’ll see who can find the most missing pieces and put them away. And afterwards we’ll have a movie night with popcorn and whatever else you want, just the two of us.”

Noah’s face brightened slightly and he gave a small, grateful smile. “Popcorn sounds good.”

“Popcorn it is,” Lando said, smiling back. “Let’s go.”

They began tidying up and Lando made a game out of it, pretending that each toy was a hidden treasure to be found and organized. He exaggerated his excitement over each discovery, making Noah giggle despite himself. The room quickly started to look more organized and Noah’s mood lifted with each passing minute. Noah’s laughter returned as he found a new rhythm in the task and Lando felt nothing but relieved.

When they finally finished the room was clean and tidy. Noah looked around. “We did it, dad.”

“We sure did,” Lando said, giving him a high-five. “Now, let’s pick out that movie.”

They made their way to the living room where Lando let Noah choose from a selection of Disney movies. Noah’s choice was Cars - an obvious choice - and they settled in with popcorn and cozy blankets.

When the opening credits rolled Noah snuggled up against Lando, a sigh escaping his lips. The earlier tension had eased and the comfort of being with his dad made the new apartment feel a little more like home. Lando looked down at the boy in his arms. The transition to Monaco was still a work in progress but moments like these made it clear that, together, they could make it work.

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AN: Anon, I hope you like it and it's what you had in mind 🥹🫶

I'm starting a new taglist for any stories Lando x Noah related, let me know if you want to be on it!

Also, keep them requests comingggg, I have next week off and need something to do 🤭

Taglist: @eloriis @pacifierbby @landossainz @littlegrapejuice

[thatgiraffefromtlou]

The Aurora Project

(part 1)

paring: ellie williams x fem!reader(ish?)

summary: as a result of a malfunction, you and ellie awaken from cryosleep aboard a spaceship with no memory. will you find evidence that you’re more than just shipmates? something to give reason to your nagging familiarity to the stranger you wake up next to?

warnings: eventual explicit language, potential for smut in later chapters (depending), close description of the start of a panic attack? maybe? idk that’s what mine feels like. uh cringy teasing idk- lmk if there’s more this is pretty tame-

A/N: ellie loves space, we love ellie, why now combine the two? i’m really gonna try my best to finish this one. because it’s not in the tlou universe i don’t have to match naughtydogs pacing in the games (like i do with my other DYHMN) and can make up my own so it won’t be such a long story! still long and definitely slow burn tho!

work count: 2.6K

��� Chapter one –

The hiss of escaping air pierced the silence, a sharp and startling sound that jolted you from your dreamless slumber. Your eyes snapped open, your vision blurry and unfocused, struggling to adjust to the dim light that surrounded you. The metallic taste of cryosleep lingered on your tongue, a bitter reminder of your long suspension. You gasped, drawing in your first conscious breath in what felt like an eternity, the cool air burning your lungs as if you'd forgotten how to breathe.

Disoriented, you fumbled with the release mechanism of your pod, your fingers clumsy and uncooperative. The smooth, cold surface of the controls felt alien under your touch. As the glass canopy finally slid open with a soft whoosh, the chill of the ship's recycled air kissed your skin, causing goosebumps to ripple across your body in its wake. The sensation was both uncomfortable and oddly invigorating, a stark contrast to the numbness of your suspended state.

Your muscles protested vehemently as you pushed yourself up with a groan, your movements sluggish and uncoordinated. Every fiber of your being ached, as if you'd run a marathon in your sleep. "Where... where am I?" you mumbled to yourself, your voice barely above a whisper, hoarse and dry from disuse. The words felt strange in your mouth, your tongue thick and unresponsive.

The low emergency lights cast an eerie red glow across the vast expanse of the cryobay, creating long, ominous shadows that danced along the walls as they flashed. Your gaze, still adjusting to consciousness, slowly scanned the room, taking in the surreal scene before you. Lines of pods, seemingly endless in number, filled the space, each containing a silent, motionless figure. The dim white light emanating from within the pods created a strange, almost ethereal contrast to the blinking of the red emergency lights, giving the entire bay an otherworldly atmosphere.

As your mind gradually cleared, you slowly started to realize the gravity of your situation. You'd woken from your cryosleep, but why? A small panic began to creep through your chest, its icy tallons wrapping around your heart. Your head swam, an almost floaty feeling overtaking you as you grappled with your new reality. The disconnect between your last conscious memory and your current situation was jarring, leaving you feeling untethered and lost.

You forced yourself to take a few deep breaths, trying to calm your racing heart and clear the fog from your mind. With great effort, you struggled to slide out of your pod, every muscle in your body aching and pleading you to stop. The simple act of movement felt like an insurmountable task, your limbs heavy and uncooperative. You had no idea how long it had been since you'd last used your muscles, but from the way they felt - weak, stiff, and painfully sore - and the way your throat was begging for water, parched and raw, you'd say it had been a pretty significant amount of time. Months? Years? The uncertainty only added to your growing anxiety.

With trembling legs, you finally managed to get on your feet, immediately reaching out to hold onto the edge of your pod for support. The cool metal under your fingers provided only a small measure of comfort. "Hello?" you called out, your voice cracking, barely louder than before. Your heart raced, pounding so hard you could feel it in your throat. The sound of your own voice echoing in the vast, silent chamber only intensified your feeling of isolation.

There was no response to your call; all you were met with was the low, persistent hum of the machines around you, the sound of your own panicked breathing, loud in the oppressive silence, and the whoosh of your heart beat in your ears. The lack of any human presence or activity only heightened your sense of unease. Slowly, carefully, you turned your head, your gaze falling upon the pod next to yours. To your surprise and relief, its occupant was stirring, showing signs of life amidst the previous stillness.

A woman with dark auburn hair struggled with the release mechanism of her pod, mirroring your own recent experience. Her movements were just as sluggish and uncoordinated as yours had been. You turned your body, every movement still an effort, and slowly walked around to stand at the foot of her pod. Your progress was painfully slow, each step deliberate as you used the edges of the pods for support, your legs still unsteady beneath you.

As you watched, the glass canopy of her pod slid open with a soft hiss, a type of misty fog slowly spilling out, curling and dissipating in the air. The woman inside sat up, her movements jerky and uncertain. As she looked around, her expression mirrored the confusion you felt, a mix of disorientation and growing alarm evident in her features.

"Are you alright?" you asked, your voice still rough but gaining strength. The woman turned at the sound, your words seeming to bring her down from her disoriented state. Her green eyes, bright and alert despite the lingering effects of cryosleep, met yours. As your gazes locked, a flicker of recognition flooded your brain, quick and elusive. It was gone almost as soon as it appeared, quickly replaced by uncertainty and a nagging sense that you should know this person, even though you couldn't place how or why.

"I... I think so," the woman replied, her brow furrowed in concentration. Her voice was as dry and raspy as yours had been, another testament to the long period of disuse. She cleared her throat, the sound harsh in the quiet of the cryobay, before she spoke again. "I'm Dr. Williams. At least, that's what my pod says." She motioned to the foot of her pod, where a nameplate was clearly visible. Her eyes, however, held a mix of confusion and frustration as she continued, "But I can't... I can't remember anything else." She shook her head in defeat, her dark hair falling around her face, adding to her disheveled appearance.

The admission sent a chill down your spine. It wasn't just you, then. The realization that you weren't alone in your confusion was both comforting and alarming.

Your breath caught in your throat as the implications of her words sank in. "I'm…" you began, then paused, suddenly unsure. You looked over to your nameplate at the foot of your pod, reading the name etched there. You gave the woman your name, but your tone was questioning, uncertain, as if you were trying the sound of it for the first time. Your eyes found hers again as you spoke, searching for any sign of recognition or familiarity. "But I don't remember much either," you admitted, the words leaving a bitter taste in your mouth.

There was a heavy pause as you both looked around the cryo bank, taking in the rows upon rows of occupied pods, the blinking lights, and the humming silence. A deeper sense of panic began to fill your chest, more intense than before. The enormity of the situation was starting to sink in - you were awake, with no memory, on what appeared to be a massive ship, with potentially hundreds or thousands of others still in cryosleep. "Are we the only ones… awake…?" you asked, your voice barely above a whisper, as if speaking the words too loudly might make the situation more real, more terrifying.

The woman looked back at you, her expression a mixture of hesitation and uncertainty. "I'm not sure... I think so..." she murmured, her voice barely above a whisper. There was a prolonged pause as you both continued to search the room with your eyes, desperately seeking any clue that might shed light on your situation. "But why...?" she finally asked, voicing the question that had been echoing in your own mind. Why? And not just why, but how? How did you end up here, in this unfamiliar place, with gaps in your memory?

You strain to recall your last clear memory, the one that stood out the most was only a fleeting image. A brief flash of signing a document. The paper, you remembered, was meant to secure you the very pod from which you had just awakened. But the reasons behind your signature and your intended destination remained frustratingly elusive. Along with most of your past experiences, these crucial details seemed to have vanished from your mind.

It was as if your brain had undergone a selective wipe, retaining only the information necessary for basic survival. Perhaps even the lessons your experiences had taught you remained, but the experiences themselves had faded away like morning mist. You couldn't help but wonder: Was this a common side effect of cryo sleep? Had the people who placed you in this state warned you about potential memory loss? If so, those warnings were now lost to you as well. How long would this amnesia last? Would your memories ever fully return?

These questions swirled in your mind, each one giving birth to a dozen more, creating a dizzying spiral of uncertainty and confusion. You felt yourself being pulled deeper into this mental whirlpool, losing touch with your immediate surroundings.

Suddenly, the woman called out your name, her voice cutting through your spiraling thoughts like a knife. Your head snapped back to face her, the motion so quick it left you slightly disoriented. As your eyes met hers, you experienced a flooding sensation of familiarity again, a feeling that dissipated as quickly as it had come. The constant ebb and flow of recognition was both frustrating and deeply unsettling. In an attempt to regain your composure, you shook your head, as if trying to physically dislodge the confusion. "Sorry, yeah... I don't know..." you managed to stammer out, your voice sounding foreign to your own ears.

For what felt like an eternity, the two of you stood there, locked in a mutual gaze. Neither of you seemed capable of finding the right words to break the heavy silence that had settled between you. The atmosphere was thick with tension, your nerves on edge as you both continued to search each other's faces for any sign of recognition or understanding. Finally, the woman spoke, her voice tinged with a hint of vulnerability. "Help me out of this thing?" she asked, gesturing to her cryo pod.

You nodded silently, moving to assist her. However, as you reached out, you quickly realized that you weren't in much better shape yourself. Your muscles, still sluggish from the prolonged period of inactivity, protested against even this simple movement. Despite your best efforts, you found yourself offering little more than moral support as she struggled to extricate herself from the pod.

As she finally managed to step out, her hand inadvertently brushed against yours. The brief contact sent an unexpected jolt through your body, an inexplicable warmth spreading from the point of contact and radiating through your chest. Instinctively, your eyes snapped up to meet hers, half-expecting to see a face you'd known your entire life. Instead, you were met with the same mix of confusion and intrigue that you felt mirrored in your own expression. The familiarity of the sensation contrasted sharply with the stranger's face before you, adding another layer to the frustration of your situation.

"We need to figure out what's going on," the woman declared after a moment, her voice carrying a forced confidence that barely masked her underlying uncertainty. You found yourself nodding in agreement once more, still reeling from the unexpected warmth that her simple touch had evoked. It was as if your body remembered something your mind had forgotten, a connection that transcended your current state of confusion.

Taking a deep breath to steady yourself, you took a step back and began to survey your surroundings more thoroughly. Your eyes scanned the room, searching for any sign of an exit. The woman seemed to have the same idea, her gaze darting from one corner of the room to another. Without exchanging words, you both began to move away from your pods, heading in the same direction down a long corridor lined with other cryo units. You could only hope that this path would lead you to some answers, or at the very least, a way out of this situation.

As you walked side by side, a thought suddenly surfaced in your mind. "Dr. Williams?" you ventured, turning to look at the woman. She responded with a soft hum, indicating that she was listening. You hesitated for a moment, your eyes dropping to your feet before meeting hers again. "What's your first name? If you can remember, I mean. Might be easier than Dr. Williams..." You trailed off, feeling somewhat awkward about the question.

To your surprise, she let out a soft chuckle. The sound was strangely familiar, sending a small rush of heat to your cheeks. Why was everything about this woman so familiar, so intimately known to you, yet simultaneously foreign? Like smelling something outside in the wind and feeling the emotions attached to that smell, only to not be able to put your finger on what and why. The feeling was tantalizingly close, hovering just at the edge of recognition, like a word on the tip of your tongue. And only sometimes were you blessed with the epiphany of what that smell was, days or even weeks later, that would strike without warning, bringing with it a flood of understanding and the satisfying click of pieces falling into place. "Ellie," she replied, a smile playing on her lips as she watched for your reaction. Your brow furrowed slightly as you processed this information. "You remember that, or was it on the pod?" you asked, unable to keep a hint of teasing disbelief from your voice. After all, you had awakened first, yet she seemed to be recovering her memories more quickly.

Ellie's smile widened, taking on a slightly sheepish quality. "It was on the pod," she admitted, "but it feels right now that I've said it out loud." You nodded, understanding the sentiment. "Ellie..." you repeated, testing the name on your tongue. It yet again felt familiar, comfortable, as if you had said it countless times before.

As the two of you continued your search for an exit from the bay, you couldn't shake the persistent feeling that there was more to your relationship than simply being shipmates or colleagues. The ease of your interactions, the inexplicable warmth you felt in her presence, and the nagging sense of familiarity – it all pointed to a deeper connection. These sensations were too intense, too immediate to be explained by a chance meeting between strangers.

Your eyes drifted to the viewports lining the corridor, taking in the vast expanse of space beyond. The cosmos stretched out infinitely, a silent witness to the mysteries of your past and the uncertainties of your future. As you gazed at the star-studded blackness, you couldn't help but wonder what other secrets it held. What events had led you to this moment? What purpose had brought you to this ship, drifting through the endless void? And most intriguingly, what role did Ellie play in your forgotten past?

The questions multiplied with each step you took, but answers remained frustratingly out of reach. You glanced at Ellie, noticing that she too seemed lost in thought, her brow furrowed in concentration. Perhaps together, you could unravel the enigma of your shared circumstances. For now, all you could do was press forward, hoping that somewhere in this vast ship, you would find the key to unlocking your memories and understanding her true purpose in your life.

chapter 2

A/N: lmk if so if u wanna be in the tag list!

[dearanakin]

trust you | anakin skywalker: episode V

Summary: You go on a mission with Cal... and Anakin. You have a task as a tech engineer, but dealing with General Grievous and his army of droids can be challenging. Ps: There's a character guest in this chapter, remember it doesn't follow the actual timeline of the franchise!!

No warnings, just vulgar language (a lot of it because it's a mission and they're all on the verge of flipping out lol)

Word count: 4.7k

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(Y/N):

I'm not sure I even had the option to actually deny the offer Cal made. To be honest, he practically begged me and forced me to agree on going with him and his team to a trade with someone with a weird name.

Worst of it all, I had to be their tech guy for the mission. A mission led by none other than Anakin. I wish I could actually have had a choice, because I sure wasn't expecting to see his face this soon.

Especially after he literally threatened me the other day. I don't think I've ever felt this scared in my life. We all know the guy has a temper and he doesn't follow any rules. As much as we all hoped he would change through the years, it seems like it's getting worse instead.

Now I'm sitting next to Cal in his ship, while Artoo is on top of it. He seemed a little distressed, he doesn't show off his emotions a lot because he knows I get worried. But I know after what happened that day he's not getting along with Anakin.

I mean, who would at this point? He looks at you like he's about to rip your eyes out.

And I know Cal didn't want to look like he's only on this mission because of the team itself. He told me he didn't want to collaborate this time, which only made the Jedi Master walk around with a deadly look on his face.

But the redhead never felt intimidated by him in any way. Or at least he doesn't show it. As far as I know, we're heading to General Grievous' spaceship. I feel like I've heard this name before, but I can't collect it.

"So, what's the plan? Leaving me trapped in here with R2?" I ask as he maneuvers into outer pace, a concentrated look on his face as he does so.

He chuckles with dramatic concern. "You'll be looking out for us with commander Poe Dameron first" Cal explains as I nod. Who is Poe Dameron, by the way?

"He's a Jedi as well?" He shakes his head in response. "He's... not?"

Okay, that concerned me. I'm only used to being around force sensitive people, and being a human already scared me enough. Now, knowing I'm going to be around another human makes me wonder whatever happens if we get attacked.

"Nope, but he's a good Resistance's Starfighter Corps member. And a good pilot" He gives me a smile as he turns his head to face me. He can read my panic plastered all over my face and reaches out his hand to grab mine. "We're gonna need you there to break into their system".

So, we'll watch as the trade unfolds and hope for the best first. Do I agree with that? I didn't, but I had no choice but to help them.

"And if something happens, before he drops you there, he'll bring you back to Coruscant" Cal shoots his head back forward as we approach the starship.

Yeah, simple as that, right? If something happens, like, we'll just go back and live it out. Doesn't seem too tragic for me, I love the adrenaline.

Not.

We landed on a hangar, Cal preparing himself up before leaving me out here with only a Droid and a man named Poe. I hope this guy isn't a douchebag like Skywalker is, I won't be able to run away from him if I wanted to.

He gives me a small kiss on the forehead before leaving the ship, sending me a half smile before meeting the others already in formation. I watch as a brunette man walks towards from where the redhead just left and waves back to the others.

He has wavy dark hair, as well as dark brown eyes, and a stubble. Damn, this man looks fine as hell.

Poe steps in and sits down on the seat next to me, looking right up with a kind smile on his face. He finishes buckling himself before introducing himself to me, while I still glance at him like he just came out of a Disney movie.

"Hi, I'm Dameron. Well, Poe Dameron but they call me by my last name since I'm a commander" He explains, extending his hand for a greeting. I grip his hand for a few seconds before releasing.

Good handshake, firm and gentle. What am I even saying at this point?

"You're (Y/N), right?" I nod as he looks back at the panel, starting the ship.

"Yes, I am. It's nice to meet you" I say for the first time, feeling like I have never met anybody that gorgeous.

"Likewise. So, you're an engineer? You fix everything?" Poe asks, concentrating on lifting the flight.

"Well, mostly prosthetics and spacecraft. They're already too much to handle most of the time. But I can manage computers and systems as well"

"You were responsible for creating the robotic arm General Skywalker has?" He seems interested in what I do for my living and it kinda distracts me from the mission we were on.

I wish I could not hear this name on a daily basis.

"You know him?" I didn't mean to sound too surprised, but my voice gave it away anyway. "And not really, I usually fix it for him".

Yeah, and the last time I did it he almost got killed and that led to me almost getting killed as well.

"We've been out and about on a few assignments. I'm mostly doing tasks for the Resistance, leading attacks and all that" He sets the ship on standby as we watch from a distance while the group of Jedi gets in the Trade Federation Starship.

"Are you never scared of doing these dangerous jobs being human?" I ask out of curiosity, it gives me such a bad feeling being out for work like this.

He looks at me and grins. How can someone be so good looking like that? This is so distracting. "Kinda get used to it at some point, I chose this life".

I just nod and stare back at the distance. We both had comlink for communication, R2 looking out for any threats as well. I shuffle uncomfortably on my seat, desperate to be done with this mission. Poe notices my discomfort and rests a hand over my shoulder.

"You're going to be fine, they'll protect you at all costs and we'll be on full alert from afar. That's why we have other starships in position" He tries to comfort me and gives me a nod.

It doesn't change anything about this assignment, we all know how difficult they can be.

My sweaty hands grab my duffel bag and I look over the tools I brought with me. I hope this shitty idea works, because I can't be bothered to feel bad for failing their job.

A few minutes later, which seemed like hours, Cal spoke over the comlink and Poe promptly shifted the gears and flew back to the starship. As we land, I see him next to another General all while waiting for me. My nerves are on edge and I feel like I'm gonna fucking throw up.

Before I leave, Poe gives me a sympathetic look and offers a handshake. "May the Force be with you" He says kindly.

"May the Force be with you, commander" I force a smile that might have come out as a grimace and follow along with the other guys.

Cal stands next to me as we enter the enormous vessel, full of bodyguards and droids. He ignites his lightsaber and gets closer to my ear.

"We're close to the vents that lead to this small control room. We'll have to get into their system and gather as much information as we can" He whispers, walking me through a small hallway.

He and the other Jedi stop on their tracks and immediately drop both of the droids standing there. Cal turns on his heels and approaches me, handing me a blaster gun. One I was supposed to carry around but am too fucking scared to do it.

"You might wanna use it this time" He reaches out for a pocket knife strapped on his ankle and offers it to me as well. "I didn't say you'll have to. Just for self-defense".

He glances up at me with a tender look on his face. This man gives his life to protect me and I'd do the same if I could. I mean, I do but not the same way he does of course.

I just nod at everything he says and we look up at the vent. I'm not doing this alone, am I?

If I had a dollar for everytime he uses his force for mind reading, I would be such a rich person right now. "I'm going with you" He adds.

Getting in a vent with a duffel bag is probably one of the worst scenarios I never thought about. We were dragging our bodies while he tried to drag the bag without making much noise, but obviously not being very cautious with the tools, the gears and other objects in there. We get to the room, me behind Cal as he shoots his blaster against the soldiers. I can't feel my legs at this point, and it's not even because we're in such a small space.

He drops on his feet first, glancing around the room, before looking up at me. He shoots both arms up, waiting for me to jump in as well. I don't know how I was able to pull a stunt like that since I'm afraid of heights. And I mean 8 feet is already too much for me. Cal grabs my hips and slowly puts me down, a large smile on his face.

"There you go, James Bond!" He mocks, arching his back as I swat him on the chest.

"Shut up, smartass" I can barely speak as I feel my voice falter from the stress and the adrenaline.

He walks over a large control panel, hundreds of different colored buttons and keys. They have pretty much a huge system for such a small room. I mean, if there's a bigger room then this is just a gist. First things first, I had to disable the security camera before someone came bursting into the door. I sit on the big chair and Cal leans against the desk next to me. I'm sure he has no idea what the hell I'm doing. I use a small device to hack into the system and quickly find the program to the security camera. 

They clearly need a better safety system, because it's too easy to get into their computer. Either that, or it's a trap. But I'd rather believe they're just that stupid. I turn off the cameras, both of us making sure they're all shut down.

Next, I type in a few things on the keyboard, trying to find what exactly they need. Cal uses his pointer finger to make sure he's looking for the right folder, carefully reading every single word on the screen. "We need strategies folders, every spacecraft and architecture project. List of trades and traders they use".

He said it like he was writing down a fucking grocery shopping list.

I try not to send him a glare or even look at him like I'm pissed. So I just go straight to the point. "Might as well just wipe out the entire computer, Kestis. This might take hours!".

"You can just add them to the device you have?" I swear to God, he can't be that serious.

"You're smart, Cal. Use your head. How big do you think these files are? They're all programs, it's a heavy stack of files" I start to get freaked out with the idea of being there for too long.

"Okay, right I'm sorry if I'm a newbie at technology" He adds dramatically. "Can you just drag the list and the strategies folders then?".

I move the mouse right away, bringing everything to my device, waiting for the system to calculate the estimated time. I can't help but tap my fingernails over the desk while I wait for it. Cal doesn't seem too worried like I am, as though he carries a very serious look on his face.

"We've been in for ten minutes. We probably still have a good half an hour left" He says, still leaning next to me, looking at the watch on his wrist.

"Considering this ship can blow up when we least expect it, I don't think it's good" I look at him like I'm not feeling well. He reaches my right arm and folds his big hand around it, giving it a light squeeze.

"We'll know before it happens, darling" Cal reassures me as his hand goes up and down on my arm in a comforting attempt.

Fifteen fucking minutes. I'm gonna throw myself off the ship. He uses his comlink to let the others know, which they all agree. For the first time, Anakin goes in the line and says he's trying to make a trade. It was all a set up as Cal explained.

The remaining seven minutes turned into a disaster, when a loud blast echoed through one of the hallways outside the room. Then an alarm went off and the lights switched to a dim green light. I just wish they won't turn off any other system before I can transfer everything, otherwise this would be just a waste of time and job. We looked at each other, he was gripping his lightsaber tightly waiting for something to happen, while I held the blaster just for the sake of it. There was another loud burst from a distance, the red head sprinted closer to me.

"Is everyone good?" He asked through the comlink, no one answered. "Damn it" He muttered.

"We need to get out of here before it gets worse!" I try to step in and figure out a way for us to get out. He didn't seem to listen. "Cal!".

"We're closing in on the ship. We noticed a few explosions around" Poe finally chimes in, but not with good news.

Why is it never good?

And then Skywalker called out again, this time shouting words I couldn't understand. I twist my head to the side and look at Cal with desperation.

"It's a code, they're attacking us" He immediately watched as I stood up from the chair. "Hey, look at me! I'm here, you're fine okay?".

Definitely far from being fine. He then proceeded to talk but I'm too busy being stunned to care about it. His voice started to get muffled and I felt like my vision was getting blurry. Is this even the right time to faint or have a panic attack? He shakes both of my arms calling out my name, and I slowly blink a few times before staring back at him.

"For fuck's sake, (Y/N/N). Listen to me" He then places his hands over my face, forcing me to look him in the eyes. "Please, listen. I need to go back there and help them. There's a digital lock on the door, they can't get through if you block it. They'll need to blow it up to get to you".

And you think it's hard for them to do it? That won't be enough.

Again, he furrows his brows and keeps holding my face. "Stop with the overthinking, I can hear it louder. Look, I'll manage it. I'll be back in no time, just wait for the files to finish and you wipe out the rest, fuck it. We don't care!"

I try to agree with the plan, but it was just too hard to keep up with everything. Before he turns on his back to leave the room, Poe speaks up again.

"There's a General lying on the floor, he seems to be injured. It's on Block D" He states before going off again.

This time, me and Cal share the same look. Now he seems more concerned than I do. I follow his gaze up the vent we came from, nudging himself up as he grips the edge literally vanishing. I call out to him, but he doesn't answer.

"Shit!" My hands are shaking so bad, I can't even type without missing the keys. "Shit, shit, shit".

Two minutes. Just give us two minutes and we're out. I hear a lot of grunting up on the room, the floor above me filled with noises and shuffling. The locked door starts pounding and I look straight ahead, fright starting to wash over my body.

"Poe" I have no fucking idea what I'm doing. "Are you there?".

"Definitely here, Miss. How are you holding up?" He asks.

"Do you see any of them? There's someone trying to break in and I don't know what I'm gonna do!" My heart is racing and it feels like I'm going to have a stroke in the middle of the room.

"Just talk to me, alright? How long until it's done?" His voice sounds comforting from the other side until he shouts. "R2! Not that guy, he's friendly!".

I have no idea what's going on outside but I try to shrug it off. "Two minutes! My hands are shaking so bad that I'm not sure I can shoot whoever comes in".

"Okay, not so bad" It takes him another second to keep talking. "I remember I learned a breathing technique, we're doing it together alright?".

I forget he's not next to me and I nod, but I feel like he got that anyway because he started counting and walking me through it. Breathe in and count to 4. Then count to 4 breathing out. Repeat.

"Now, hold your blaster up. Focus on anything as a target and breathe. When you inhale, you count one second and shoot. Don't wait, just shoot. If you miss it, just keep shooting" He explains, wasting his time giving me attention instead.

It makes me feel bad that someone has to do it when he could've been minding his own task. But I'm really appreciative either way. I don't know where the fuck Cal is.

"Don't forget to use anything for hiding and leverage. And please, don't forget to bring back the device" Nice one, Poe. Imagine being in danger like this and not even being able to remember one simple thing.

"Okay, thank you, commander" I breathe through my mouth and grasp the blaster.

Looking over the computer screen, I see that there's only forty seconds left and the door is about to burst open. At the same time, I hear Poe for the last time.

"We're sharing a beer when we land in Coruscant. I wanna learn some technology tricks" I barely have time to laugh as I watch the door sling open.

Okay, breathe. One. Shoot.

Shit.

I miss it by inches. From across the room, I look at Anakin giving me a snide stare as the blast just crossed past his shoulder. I gasp from the outcome and the sudden surprise, but he doesn't give me time to process everything as he shouts at me. His eyes are pure angriness and his shoulders are stiffened.

"Come on, I don't have all the time in the world!" Anakin waits by the door as I quickly set the system to wipe everything out and grab the device before we sprinted out of there.

We rushed with him behind me, there was a mess all over the place and the blaring alarm was deafening. I couldn't even aim while running, my hands were sweating and I was afraid of tripping on my foot. He kept dodging the attacks as well as blocking them from coming at me. This is the most attention I'm going to get from him and it's kinda funny given he hates me.

Anakin pulled a hand over my shoulder to guide me towards the hangar, my eyes shifting to take notice of what was incoming. I tried to at least shoot some of the droids but I was terrible at it.

"Grievous just left the hangar with an escape pod" Cal spoke up after a while and I let out a heavy and long exhale. "Knock down these fucking droids and hurry up!"

I didn't understand the seriousness in his voice, the Jedi Knight behind me still hasn't said a word yet and I have no idea what I'm actually doing at this point. Shooting at them and missing doesn't quite help knocking them down faster and I swear I can hear Anakin just groaning in frustration.

Out of nowhere my arm gets yanked back by a guard droid, pulling me over a room and wrapping its robotic arm around my neck. As if I was panicking already, this time I was pretty sure I was going to collapse. I tried to shove myself off from the tight grip, but it only made me flinch more.

"Drop your weapons, Master Skywalker" It said with their gun stuck to my temple.

I looked at him with such fright, my eyes were desperately crying for help. Anakin frowned, using his flesh hand to hold the lightsaber while the other one he used to pull back using his force.

"Let her go!" He screamed, bloodshot eyes and blue irises staring at the droid holding me. "I said let her fucking go!".

"I'm sorry, Master. We have a mission of our own to do" The droid said before managing to leave me unconscious on the floor.

Anakin:

Fuck. Shit. Motherfucker. Fucking cunt.

I kneel in front of her as she lies unconscious on the floor. She seems to be breathing, but I have no idea what this cocksucker did to her. I didn't expect my mission to be such a disastrous piece of shit. As she's still out, I look back at the droid that's staring at me with a puzzling look on its face.

I know how to read droids' faces and it's a gift from heaven. It's easy to trick them when I want.

"What did you do?" I shout and use my hands to shove it back with the force. I tap her face a few times, she doesn't even flinch. My voice barely comes out as a whisper to avoid the other droids to find me.

How much worse can it get?

I grab her, sliding my arms under her torso and lifting her up in a quick motion. At least she's easy to carry. Through my comlink, Cal starts getting riled up and spitting words like he was worried about something. And then I remember about their friendship.

Fuck me.

I try to ignore all the cursing through my ear, at the same time as I pull (Y/N) up on my shoulder, her body swinging as I run faster. I can't dodge all the attacks at once, but I maneuver myself avoiding getting us both killed. My lightsaber slashes them, knocking them down making it easier to get to the hangar.

"I have her, Kestis! Will you shut the fuck up now?" My voice screeches when I yell at him and my throat hurts.

"Why doesn't she answer her fucking comlink, then? Did you kill her, Skywalker?" His voice started to annoy me, my head was hurting from all the situation. I groan loud enough for him to listen.

"Yeah sure, I killed her and now I'm bringing her body myself because I'm just that smart. She's fucking unconscious, relax!"

And now he's just being even louder and insufferable.

Poe spoke up, his voice emerging like an angel sent from God. "Alright, guys. Let's just settle down, we're not at kindergarten".

I roll my eyes at his statement, rushing towards the hangar. The only ship in good shape was one of theirs, and Cal was standing in front of it. He was pacing around, hands on his hips, his forehead was creased and when he saw us he bolted forward.

"What the fuck happened?" The redhead asked in dread, throwing his arms up.

"We don't have time for bickering right now, Cal. Just help me get her up inside!" I swear my head was going to explode anytime soon. "A droid pulled up some shit on her and she just blacked out".

Could've said it sooner, he would probably understand. He looks at me like he knows something, but I don't bother asking.

"It was probably a spell or something. We need to lay her down" He says sternly as we approach the back of the vehicle and drop her on a cushioned bench.

"This is not what I planned for this goddamn assignment!" I mumble before turning on my back to both of them, heading to the cockpit.

"Well she got the fucking device, you should be glad she could do it and not die either!" He spat back, his hands holding her feet as he props her on the bench.

I just turn away from him making my way to my seat, turning on the gears. Hopefully we'll be back sooner than I expect, I just want to take a long shower and be with Luke for a while.

"We're good to go?" Dameron asks, his voice in a relieved tone as he watches us leave the hangar.

"Yes, commander" I mirror his tone and fly off the starship.

My mind eases as we leave it behind, I feel my hands grip the yoke from the ship tight. We didn't get to do the trade, Grievous noticed our plan way before we could get ahead of them. They attacked us in a matter of seconds, bolting at us with no time to figure out an escaping route.

This one mission is hours away from Coruscant, so it was going to be a pain in the ass to sit this close to Kestis. The moment I realized I had to be next to him it just made me pissed. I don't care about (Y/N) on the back, she tried to help and she barely knows how to blast a gun.

I won't complain about how Cal helped the team out there, as a matter of fact. But I still can't stand seeing his face, considering we just confronted each other the other day. The guy always means good to people, but it doesn't stop me from hating his guts after what he pulled on me during our meetings.

Almost two hours after we left Grievous' ship, we were almost entering the Coruscant atmosphere. That was when she finally woke, a grunt escaping from her lips as she finally took in where she was. Cal helps her lean against the wall, while she places a hand over her head.

"Holy shit" That's her first words after waking up. She can't help but smile at the achievement she made.

I watch as she still keeps the smile on her face, pulling the device between her fingers and raising the object in front of her eyes. It took me seconds to notice I myself had a side smile against my will. The red head leans for a hug, both of them laughing.

I can't help but clear my throat before I regret doing this. "Uh- Good job out there, geek. The team is proud of you" I barely speak and the guy seems to remark that.

"What did you say? We can't hear it!" He says it out loud on purpose, and I feel my hands balling into fists. "Did you just compliment (Y/N/N)?"

"Don't push it, Kestis" My eyes roll to the back of my head, I push myself off the wall. "Good to see you're up".

They stare at my figure quite shocked, their faces almost the same as their mouths hanging open in such a surprise. I'm very aware that's the kind of effect I cause on people when I'm being nice, and I know I'm not really the golden boy of the year either.

But I can't just avoid the fact that, without her, we wouldn't have information about General Grievous and his army. Even though it didn't end how we expected it, that's a win after all.

Before I walk back to the cockpit, I hear her cracked voice speak up. Like she was embarrassed of talking to me. "Thank you for saving me out there".

My head nods before I turn on my heels, it almost feels like I've switched back to the young Anakin. Real smooth, Skywalker.

@jackie-on-the-loose @adorbzliz @himesuedi @kingdomhate @himesuedi @cl0esblogg

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3rd Life Space Colonist AU Concepts

So I'm very new to MCYT fandom, in the process of watching everything in the Life Series, but while I was watching 3rd Life I could not get the idea of this group having been sent to colonize an alien planet and it going very wrong.

But before things go wrong, they would have had specific roles and reasons they were picked, so I thought a bit about that, and once I had roles figured out I went and played around in Hero Forge to design the characters.

(Also, obviously there would be more than 14 people on an expedition like this and there's certain types of personnel they'd want more than one of, or who are conspicuously missing from this cast list.

You can make of that what you will.)

So, without further ado: some of the personnel aboard a ship heading to the furthest reaches of the galaxy, sent by totally not evil Mars-based corporation Farlands Planetary Systems:

SPACESHIP FLIGHT & MAINTENANCE

At this point in the future, there are machines that can do incredible things, but none of them can quite replicate whatever's going on in Scar's head human decision-making, and on longer journeys where the ship is required to make multiple FTL jumps in quick succession, human intuition and ingenuity are necessary for survival. To that end, pilots are directly plugged into their ships and to some extent, on longer journeys, become the ship. They need to be willing and able to do terrifying things without hesitation or consultation with others. Scar is great at this. He's also an absolute menace everywhere else, but in all fairness it's very hard for him to remember how gravity works on planets when he's used to using it to slingshot himself around in space.

Etho and BDubs aren't JUST there to maintain the ship mechanically -- they'll be rebuilding humanity's technological achievements from the ground up once they get to the planet -- but they're also vital to maintaining the ship across its long journey. BDubs is especially skilled at working in and navigating through zero gravity environments, and he's very used to doing floating repairs. This should have no lasting consequences for him once they get to a planet.

Tango is... an odd one. He's primarily a computer guy, and he's no slouch there, but he's never been on one of these expeditions himself -- see, his family's owned Farlands Planetary Systems for centuries, since before the Martian atmosphere had been been tamed and the planet's population was only a couple thousand. From his comfortable climate controlled office on Mars, he's looked over proposals, decided which ones were most likely to be successful, and signed off on countless exploration missions. He's watched them leave and mostly come back, and he's never encountered a high-risk high-reward situation he couldn't at least break even on. He's about to.

MEDICAL CARE

There's an extensive medical staff onboard, of course -- or there should be, anyway. I'm sure the others are fine!

Martyn is a generalist, good at figuring out what the hell is going wrong and how to stabilize someone's condition in the field with minimal resources. He's good at making difficult decisions quickly and making the sacrifices necessary for long-term survival.

Grian, meanwhile, is a specialist in neurology, and while he's meant to be looking after the whole crew, he's very important on this expedition because he is specifically a specialist in the connection between pilot and ship, and his task is primarily to keep the pilot alive at all costs.

Grian's also very excited about the pioneering medical procedure he's convinced Farlands to give all the personnel on this expedition, which will allow them to completely regenerate after dying -- at least twice! This has technically been possible for a while, but it's never been this fast, and they haven't been able to allow the subjects to retain their memories and personalities until now. It's still experimental but given the high risk nature and high cost of this particular expedition, he feels it's worth the risk, and most people jumped at having not only a second chance at life, but a third!

EXPLORATION & TERRAFORMING

Once they get to the planet, of course, they're going to need to figure out what's already there, and to transform it into a liveable place! So there are various experts who will explore the planet, conduct a full survey of its resources, and work to make it easier for humans to live there. Here we have experts in population biology, minerology, environmental chemistry, xenobotany, and agronomy.

Joel works for Farlands, usually traveling with his wife Lizzie, (an ethnopharmacologist). BigB tends to work on a contract -- there's a lot of call for minerologists in the outer solar system -- but if this expedition is successful, he'll never have to work again, and he won't have to go through the cycle of spending six lonely months in the Kuiper Belt, returning to Earth, then going back out again. Both of them think they know what they're getting into.

Cleo and Scott haven't worked for Farlands before, and are very surprised to be asked, as they have a shared checkered past. Cleo, in her younger days, was convicted of burning down the Martian Prime Minister's house. In fairness, a. he deserved it, and b. it was extremely flammable, because he destroyed a bunch of oxygen farms to build it, out of wood, and was not much of a believer in fire safety regulations. He was not home at the time, so he was fine, but about a year later he was assassinated. No one has ever been formally charged with the crime, but Scott, being one of Cleo's close friends, was the primary suspect. Both of their careers have suffered because of this -- Cleo can't get tenure anywhere, and Scott actually went into hiding for a time -- and while they don't trust Farlands even a little bit, they do like the idea of going somewhere that has no extradition treaties with Mars.

Like BigB, Jimmy's ready to cash out and settle down on a strange planet. He's going to be making sure people have enough edible food on this new planet, since there's no guarantee it will have edible plants or animals.

EXPERTS IN ALIEN LIFE

There's definitely not intelligent life on this new planet. It would be illegal for Farlands to settle a planet that was already occupied! They would never do anything illegal.

But maybe there used to be intelligent life there. Maybe the preliminary probes were inconclusive? Hmm. Anyway. Skizz is a xenoarchaeologist. He's also the only survivor of an expedition that went out in the early 22nd century; they encountered a strange and apparently hostile aliens. His memories are fuzzy and he doesn't remember much except for a strange floating city in a dark void. He made it back to Earth in a stolen alien ship, but while he was gone several hundred years had passed and now everyone he knows is dead. He's anxious to get back into the field, to a planet that is definitely a different one from the one he was sent to where all his friends died, and there's definitely no living intelligent life.

Impulse has been studying that ship Skizz brought back and he's pretty sure these aliens have figured out a method of stable, instant travel between any two distant points, which needless to say the company wants badly. This world seems to have traces of these

Impulse is a xenotechnologist who's pretty sure he's close to wrapping his brain around a method of stable two-way faster-than-light travel that seems to be in use by a distant alien civilization who may have left traces of themselves on this new planet. The company line is that he's also there just to study any remnants of high-tech alien civilizations, but he doesn't have a very good poker face and everyone suspects he knows something he's not letting on.

ALSO... REN

Ren is not a scientist. Ren is Martyn's husband. He is a relatively successful fantasy author whose first two books have sold well, but now he has to finish the trilogy and it's just. not. happening. Martyn had been planning not to go on this expedition -- has in fact been planning to stop going on lengthy expeditions in general, because he'd like to spend more time at home -- but Ren's so tired of his manuscript at this point that he is willing to pack up and move to another planet to avoid writing. He is anxious that people like him and think well of him and also anxious that they never ask him about the book. Please don't ask him what happens in the book. He thought he knew, but he doesn't.

The great thing about this expedition is that that's going to be the least of his problems very, very soon. (Also, he'll be blessedly relieved of the memory of the book, because, like the rest of the surviving crew, all of them will have very few solid memories of anything by the time they get to the planet. But, gotta look on the bright side, right?)

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EPISODE 6: LIGHTNING

In which I feel things about Glorio

We start the show with no major losses or harm from the ship crash and, in typical Toriyama gag manga fashion, the companion piece to the fart joke, a poop joke. And not just any poop joke, a poop joke that helps the plot by conveniently keeping Goku out of sight when the Gendarmerie stops by.

We do have confirmation about the collars being third Demon World exclusive and Panzy having one past her scarf. The Gendarmerie doesn't seem to bat an eye at this being the princess, but they at least don't charge her any taxes.

Goku's hair is "too resilient" to be pulled back out of its normal shape- there goes the ponytail Goku dream.

Back on the road (well, sky), we get some casual lore talk. We're still keeping the Kais/Glinds being born from trees- which Goku takes as Shin being basically a plant and that's why he only seems to drink and not eat.

Arinsu, Shin, and Degesu (in that order) are all from the same tree and therefore siblings- and they free pick their gender! Love to see it!

Shin is the only of the trio to not stay in the Demon World due to differing ambitions. Considering his name feels like an odd one out, he might have changed it after leaving.

The gang camps in a "safe" cave for the night and Panzy has a cozy looking centipede sleeping bag. After a nice campfire dinner of millipede pate and Glorio continuing to be dodgy as hell when it comes to answering simple questions, our cool emo boy steps out to take a call...

AND HE'S WORKING FOR ARINSU

Like, I knew he was suspicious day 1 but wow. Why does my assassin theory sound more and more likely?

However, there's no time for rest! Turns out a very hungry cow- I mean, minotaur is lurking in the cave. Glorio takes charge, but Goku seems a little skeptic that he's up for the task and becomes curious about just how strong Glorio is...

Dang it, Goku, I thought you were making a recovery in Fight-holics Anonymous. He's even doing half a Frieza deal by offering to fight with only one hand.

Glorio's pulling off some fancy magic spells- the one-finger beam, what I thought was almost going to be a Death Ball, you can't keep doing this to me, man. Some electric energy styles too

My squishing on unusual Dragon Ball characters has found a new target, officially.

Meanwhile, the minotaur is feeling like chopped liver and we get a full glimpse of Super Saiyan- with how long he was yelling, I could've sworn he was about to go for Super Saiyan 3, which would've been absolutely gutsy considering he doesn't even know how 1 fully works in his small state.

Apparently, there's something suspicious about Glorio's magic and strength that Shin's not telling us... Oooh....

Now, we get a quick cut back to Team B! Bulma's work is done on the ship- and just in time, Vegeta's getting antsy.

However, I knew something was up when A) they were so sure this was how they were getting there after the show made a whole point about Hybis and B) Bulma didn't seem to be coming along, even though she's in the opening and ending. It seems that going to the Demon Realm wasn't in her initial plan, so she's likely getting roped along when they do make the journey.

And sure enough, the spaceship hits an unexpected snag! Don't worry guys, a silly little guy is on his way to help!

Looking at the next episode preview, we don't get many clues, but it seems we might be getting more lore on the collars!

EPISODES WITHOUT KNOWING HANVI'S WHEREABOUTS: 6

Honestly, I'm just keeping this counter for the bit and this feeling that I'm going to be sorry for removing it if we get a random cameo for no reason out of the blue.

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Beta!

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Beta is the protagonist of Haunted Hats; an AU with a few characters swapping roles, the most significant being that Hat, Bow, Timmy, and Mu are now the Subcon ghosts. Despite their age, they are what's known as a Time Guardian. She tends to any rips and tears in the time and frequently travels between timelines and universes to solve problems or do little maintenance checks. With this job comes the duty to protect special Time Pieces that are not only sacred artifacts, but the fuel to she and her friend's spaceship. Beta is quite the introverted hermit, not often leaving their spaceship to do anything else but time related tasks... They're quite nervous when it comes to talking to people who aren't their roommate, and prefer to avoid interaction and certain locations. However, when she loses her Time Pieces on accident, she doesn't have a choice! They're pretty awkward and shy at times, but she shows a sillier personality when around friends. They only speak through sign language. While anxious, Beta can be pretty direct and blunt in the way she speaks to others. She's lacking in the social skills department. But when they need to be, they can be an efficient and intelligent opponent.

[maleyanderecafe]

The Cold Commander by Day Cries in My Arms at Night (Manhwa)

Created by: 风月入怀

Genre: Sci-fi/Romance

You'd think by the title that I should actually love this one, but it's a headache to read thanks to the machine translations and the five billion watermarks on it. Really what pulls me through is the Ying Yu specifically during his susceptibility phase (or what I call it, baby mode), because otherwise god this one was a bit of a headache to read at times. There is about 69 chapters to this as of writing this.

The story starts out in a spaceship with commander Ying Yu and assistant/ doctor Gu Weilin fighting in a battle. They are able to win, but Ying Yu ends up injured and is healing in one of the medical bays. We learn from Gu that Ying Yu is actually an experiment done by the military, that has part incubus in his blood. Ying Yu and Gu actually were childhood friends, but due to the experiment, Ying Yu's memory was erased before he went into military training, and Gu found that she could work besides him again and took the chance. Ying Yu ends up waking up and pins down Gu. Gu realizes that Ying Yu is in his susceptibility mode and braces for something bad to happen, only for Ying Yu to recognize and call her by their childhood name. He becomes incredibly clingy afterwards wanting her attention and being afraid of her leaving. After calming him down,(via sleeping with him), the next day she ends up running into Duke Ying, Ying Yu's father and one of the commanders. After confirming that no one but her saw him in his susceptibility phase, the Duke makes Gu promise to stay silent about it. Ying Yu wakes up, having no memory of what exactly happened during his susceptibility state, but does recognize that someone was in his room last night. He tries to figure out who it was by asking assistant Gu to find her. Gu ends up going home as a vacation to a loving family and ends up going to an arranged date because of her grandfather. During the date, Ying Yu keeps on calling Gu to ask her for random things he's misplaced, until he ultimately just files over to pick her up. After finding the item, Ying Yu ends up calling his dad to try to find out the woman that was in her room, only to have his dad yell at him for chasing insignificant things. Ying Yu ends up paying Gu to suspend her vacation for now so that she can take care of him. She ends up basically doing a bunch of menial tasks for Ying Yu (getting him candy, pouring him water, taking care of him before he sleeps) before he gets drunk one day and ends up turning back into his baby form (susceptibility phase) version of him. This phase lasts until the next day, which is troublesome for Gu as they cannot continue their work without him. The Duke ends up getting both of them picked up after finding out, with Gu having to convince Ying Yu to go to sleep inside of his pod so he can go back to normal. He does eventually go back to normal, though he still wishes to find out who exactly he slept with. They go to a fancy dinner together after their work is completed and she ends up meeting Ying Yu's to be fiance. After this, Gu resigns as assistant (but is still the ship's doctor) as she shouldn't have to deal with Ying Yu's baby mode now that he has someone else. She ends up taking her vacation afterwards, but Ying Yu calls her a ton, not realizing that she's resigned from her position as assistant. During her vacation with her family, she ends up having to fight invading aliens for a bit before Ying Yu comes to save them.

Gu ends up giving her medical support to those around her after the incident, and even sees her former date, though is called up by Ying Yu to treat his wounds. Ying Yu gets jealous that there's another man in her life, which is why he basically gets her to go up on the ship to treat him instead of the various of other people getting affected by the alien attacks. Of course, Gu ends up going back to help on Earth, while Ying Yu essentially googles how to keep Gu by his side, with the two options being to give her a raise or to marry her. Ying Yu, being a yandere, of course decides that marriage is the better option, and uses an excuse of Gu picking up his watch to come over to her house. After a brief encounter with Gu's parents, Ying Yu pretty much pulls out the marriage certificate and tries to get Gu to marry him, to which Gu, understandably refuses. Gu later passes out because she was drugged (?) by Ying Yu and kidnapped into his place. Gu is understandably upset that she just got kidnapped against her will. Ying Yu handcuffs Gu and then forces her to sign a contract before letting her go. After this, she actually checks to see what's going on with her body, only to find that she is pregnant. Gu and Ying Yu do some lovey dovey stuff as per contract, with Ying Yu obviously picking up signs that she is pregnant without knowing that he's pregnant. Ying Yu ends up bringing Gu to an island, to where Gu learns about Ying Yu's biological mother, who was imprisoned on the island after getting pregnant with Ying Yu. She basically tells Gu to be careful when being with Ying Yu as she doesn't want her to end up like her. The president calls her, and Gu learns that a huge percentage of Ying Yu's memories that were erased were related to her, even seeing that they had to torture him in order to get rid of these memories. He also reveals that because he is too dependent on Gu, he's forced Ying Yu to go through his susceptibility mode again so that he can be with another woman, to which Gu in panic runs back. Upon going there, we see that the woman that was sent in was rejected and that Ying Yu has returned back into baby mode. He is very clingy and has apparently hurt his tail, so Gu has to come in and patch it up. After being very cute and Gu trying to make up reasons for him to avoid trying to touch her stomach, the two eventually end up sleeping next to each other until Gu has to wake up the next morning to visit her mother at the hospital. Ying Yu turns back to normal the next day, having no idea what happened, though for some reason his tail and horns are still there. The two end up going to a ball together despite I believe Ying Yu still being engaged (which, don't worry, the person he is engaged to is in love with another lady). She asks the commander and Ying Yu if she can take a two month vacation, but Ying Yu ends up kidnapping her (again) and chaining her inside of the space ship until she finishes her work (and gets fed by Ying Yu). Ultimately, Ying Yu's mother comes to save Gu, stating that she was the one who told her to take the leave so that she could help her (Ying Yu's mother) with her pregnancy (or at least, under that lie).

After Ying Yu bargins with her so that he can come visit, Gu is able to take her vacation to take care of their child. Ying Yu finds out that Gu is pregnant, demanding that she tell him who the father is, to which Gu refuses. After getting angry for a while and taking care of Gu when she's sick, Ying Yu leaves, and Gu wakes up to find out that the news of her pregnancy has been told to her parents already. Ying Yu finalizes their marriage to Gu's parents, to which Gu gets angry as nobody told her, which also leads to Ying Yu's parents having a spat. Ying Yu is able to convince the president to back down. Ying Yu does finally find out that Gu's child is his, and his mother talks to him about Ying Yu's older brother, a failed experiment that was exiled, as he's apparently smuggled himself back into the country. After some more cute moments, Ying Yu goes back into baby mode, getting jealous of his own child, before eventually trying to take care of Ying Yu and her child after finding out it's his. Ying Yu's brother is able to make it onto the island and makes an arrangement with Ying Yu's mother. Some more cute moments and Gu finds out she's adopted, and that she actually has some sort of fairy heritage.

I kind of don't want to be too harsh on this manhwa because I think the main issues I have with it are less about the actual story and more about the translation (because let's be honest, machine translation takes far too much brain power to interpret what's going on in the story), but it does very greatly affect how I feel about it because it's hard to write a proper recommendation when you're not sure what's going on. There are a ton of points where I don't actually understand what's going on with Ying Yu and Gu, and am just guessing, because some parts are just really confusing. As with most manhwa, it does go fairly fast, but the pacing was at least a bit more reasonable as compared to some other ones I've read.

Really what's making me hold on is Ying Yu's baby mode (because of course) and the sci fi element to it. In general, I find that sci fi is one of those genres that really lacks any yanderes, which is a shame because it has a lot of potential with making some pretty interesting plot elements. This one cheats a bit because there are also elements of fantasy in it (specifically Ying Yu being part succubus and I guess Gu being a fairy), but for the most part it is more or less set in a sci fi world, with everyone using holographic watches, fighting aliens and working on space ships. Gu as a doctor works pretty well since it gives her and Ying Yu and excuse to be together more often, as she has to take care of his baby mode, and it makes her status pretty important. Maybe a bit too much, honestly I think these people really need to give her a break because every time she asks for any time off, something happens like she gets kidnapped, or Ying Yu makes up an excuse to come see her and bring her back to work, or aliens attack. They probably could have done more with the sci fi element, but I think even seeing it used in a yandere story is enough for me at this moment. I'll probably change my mind if I ever see more sci-fi like stories come out in the future. The other one, which is completely on my love of sub yanderes, is of course Ying Yu's baby mode. Ying Yu normally is pretty controlling, albeit stupid (seriously, none of the signs of her being pregnant got through to you at all?) though he does have his childish moments, though honestly I don't really like him as a character as much since he's pretty much the type of cool love interests these stories tend to have. He does have yandere moments of course, such as kidnapping Gu, not once, but twice, trying to get them married against Gu's wishes and being generally possessive and jealous, but baby mode Ying Yu has my heart because he's really cute. It is a little weird though since it's implied that he did sleep with Gu despite seemingly having the mentality of a child (this isn't confirmed, of course, but he does act a bit too much like a child, and this is from someone who likes adult characters who are childish), so it does feel a bit strange when baby mode Ying Yu is supposedly sleeping with Gu and also crying because he can't bandage his own tail. Still, I never get any rights for sub or even very cute yanderes in most stories, so I have to take my wins where I can. He's really clingy and can get jealous, only wanting to be with Gu and even kicking out the other lady they tried to send to him so that he would sleep with her. While he does show up quite a decent amount of times in the story, I still wish he would show up more, or even try to talk about why it seems baby mode Ying Yu remembers Gu and not normal Ying Yu. The whole Gu being pregnant thing was fine, I suppose, but it didn't really leave too much impact on me other than Gu trying her hardest to hide it from Ying Yu and failing, and I guess now that we know Gu is also a fairy, we're going to have a really powerful fairy/succubus on our hands, so that's going to be interesting.

Honestly, a lot of the plot is a bit lagging since it's more or less building up the relationship between Ying Yu and Gu, but it does get interesting when Ying Yu's brother takes place. I don't think it's necessarily a bad thing, it is just something to keep in mind. That being said, if you are look for that cute and clingy yandere and some sort of scifi element shaped hole in your yandere readings, this one is probably a good one to read through. Just maybe don't think too much about the translations and watermarks.

[chiewse]

My Inner Child is Dumb and the Adult me is Ambitious.

chiewse

I graduated from primary school as an honor student, acing my every test, staring at the red colored ink encircling the score 50 out of 50, with a 'Very good!' written on its side. Plastering my smirk, thinking I freaking want to grow up already and be successful. My science teacher once had me standing with her side—nah, not because I am naughty, but to make my classmates clap for me since I did the presentation and she graded me a 100. I want to be an astronaut someday.

Holding Barbies with both of my hands, I stared at their clothes; they're pretty. That's when I started falling in love with art. Sketching designers, landscapes, faces of people that I only met in my imaginations, places that don't even exist, and me with a smile on my face—that little did she know, will soon never appear again. My grandfather's face lit up. "Wow, you are so talented, aren't you? Why don't you take art someday, someone who paints?" A giggle escaped in my mouth. "I want to be an artist."

Life was easy.

And the child is so dumb to believe that life will stay that way.

My forehead is knotted on the piled sheets of paper; it's a compilation of my achievements. I was seventeen, reminiscing about the last time I was good at everything. She knows how to draw and play with words; she's smart, full of energy and happiness; she is someone to whom you can give ten tasks and will finish them in a day, but now she can't even brush her hair and never leave the bed. Where did everything go wrong?

I was once full of smiles until life drained me hard.

My inner child is so dumb to believe that she can be an astronaut who will travel the universe with her silly spaceship, but the current 21-year-old adult here is very tired and exhausted without even doing anything. I want to be a chef. The 7-year-old laughed while helping her aunt make a flan, but all she did was mix the egg and milk. It's funny, but the laugh was genuine. A chef? I don't eat anymore; a cup of coffee every day is enough. I also once fooled myself into thinking I would be a doctor someday. "The medical field fascinates me!". This stupid girl even enrolled herself under the Nursing Department; however, the karma knocked her back into reality real quick and dropped her out of school after a year for having a financial crisis. A doctor? You can't even manage your own mental health first.

The adult me is so ambitious, dreaming of hundreds of professions to be someday when she was a kid; her current self is now aiming for something that is almost impossible to achieve, harder than mathematics or writing essays; she now wants to feel genuinely happy.

[helicrazy]

@bellumtenetur​

Vortex will admit there are times when he makes a mistake or does something he didn’t mean to do which leads to a task going completely off the rails. This time however he really had no control over the situation. He merely stood too close to (what was supposed to be) an inactive space bridge, and the next thing he knows it turns on and he gets pulled into it with no warnings. Leaving him stranded on some other planet that wasn’t Cybertron or Earth. 

It could have happened to any of the other Combaticons really, he just so happened to be the lucky one of the bunch. On the plus side, where ever he landed seemed Cybertronian friendly as the locals simply looked in his direction when being teleported here, then carried on as if nothing happened. 

His rotors curiously twitch as he takes in his surroundings. Knowing that he must be far as both his comm line and gestalt bond were silent. Otherwise, it would be filled with a mixture of rage, concern, and confusion. And right now the silence is a little disturbing but he pushes that aside. They will look for him, no matter how far he is. He will reunite with them again. Soon. 

Hopefully. 

To distract himself he starts to saunter in a certain direction. Having no clue where he was going but anything was better than standing around waiting for Primus knows how long, and slowly losing his mind in the process. Better to interact with the people, find out where he is and figure out a plan from there. 

Surely these beings have heard of spaceships before. 

[manachiichan]

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Prologue:

"Everything....is gone now...."

The sound of footsteps echoed through the halls of a run down building. Atleast what it seems to be a building.

No...

It was not a building, but ruins of what remained of what used to be a spaceship.

A silhouette of a man passed. His entire form was hidden by a long cloak that resembles the darkness of the galaxy around him. Even with the lack of air, he seems to be unphased, unbothered.

Atleast physically...

"Why must...Time repeats itself...? Over...over... again...."

Debris and circuits floated around him, all through the endless space. Sparks of electricity flashed through the broken wires yet none hit the stranger clad in black as he pass through.

A red tattered scarf floated infront of the man making him stop. A frown formed on his visible lips. Seeing the sight of the torned knitted fabric brought unpleasant memories of the past and previous events back through his thoughts.

".....When will this torture ends....?"

'I don't have much time left....' He thought. He was tired of everything. He just wanted to end it all now but he has yet to finish something.

An important task.

He brought an arm out from the safety of his cloak. And all of sudden, a gust of wind formed.

The damaged spaceship rumbled, yet he stood there as if nothing was happening.

Because he is the one responsible. He is to be blamed yet no one was there to do so...

It was his power. And because of that, the inhabitants of the ship are now deceased.

"Why...? Fate is cruel...Yet, I refuse to believe that everything is set in stone..."

Formed from his command was a vortex of stars and wind. At the very center was an endless darkness. Everything that had come near it was immediately pulled and eaten, nothing was safe..

A blackhole.

Atleast what it seems to look like...

Without any warning, he jumped in. Disappearing in to the darkness. Leaving the ruins behind.

A smirk formed on the hooded man's lips.

"No worries... I will just have to try even harder..."

And soon the hole itself exploded, leaving no traces of where it was previously was.

"I will finally end this curse...Very soon..."

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[funnywormz]

Alright so I’m curious what is red dwarf? All the stuff your reblogging seems interesting

it's a british tv show that started in the late 80s but the latest season came out in 2020! it's set in space and is generally just silly and fun but with more than a hint of melancholy to it...

it might be easiest if i just explain the series in my own words below the cut!

the series begins in the 23rd century, with dave lister and arnold rimmer as the main characters. lister is the lowest ranking member of the crew on the spaceship "red dwarf", and rimmer is his bunkmate and immediate superior (so the second lowest ranking lmao). they spend most of their time doing menial tasks on the ship and pissing each other off while still being buddies lol. rimmer has aspirations of being an officer one day and is pretty pedantic and obnoxious without any skills whatsoever to back it up. lister has no aspirations at all and just wants to bum around and have fun, although he does dream of living in fiji with his crush kochanski and starting a farm there.

after some time on planet leave, lister smuggles a pregnant cat he calls "frankenstein" back onto the ship with him (this is against regulation bc any animals are required to go into quarantine before being allowed on board). he gets found out pretty much straight away and put in stasis as punishment, with frankenstein being sealed in the ship's hold.

however, while lister is in stasis, rimmer fucks up a repair job on a drive plate in the ship and unintentionally releases a blast of deadly radiation, killing the crew and himself, except for lister bc he's in stasis, and frankenstein who is still in the hold.

the ship's computer holly keeps lister in stasis for 3 million years until the radiation on the red dwarf reaches safe levels, and then wakes him up. the red dwarf has strayed into the middle of nowhere and holly has gone Mildly Nuts which doesn't help with their new mission of getting back to earth.

holly also creates a hologrammatic version of lister's bunkmate rimmer to keep lister company and prevent him from going insane.

during the 3 million years lister was in stasis, the ancestors of his pet cat have been evolving in the hold and this evolution has culminated in a being simply referred to as "cat", who's basically just a human being with sharp teeth and cat-like tendencies lol.

lister, rimmer, holly and the cat are the original crew, but they also pick up a mechanoid named kryten who becomes part of the gang as well, and meet other characters along the way in later seasons. they also meet plenty of au versions of themselves and get into loads of Shenanigans lol

it's a very very fun series, some of the jokes have aged somewhat poorly but it holds up overall imo. it's also kinda sad and isolated at some points, bc during the 3 million years lister was gone then the human race has died out and it's basically just the small group of them alone out in space now. idk i just enjoy it a lot and ive become very attached to it very quickly.

it's also gay as hell unintentionally, and although nothing official ever comes of it there's definitely gay tension going on with lister and rimmer lol. also holly is canonically nonbinary/genderfluid, although it isn't put in those terms specifically, but they change between masculine and feminine appearances throughout the seasons. if canon lgbt rep is something you're looking for the series is kinda limited on that front, but if you're ok with stuff being more implied then it's a lot of fun imo

i would definitely recommend the series! like i said, some jokes have aged poorly and i would recommend being aware of that, but it's not much of a big deal. im a big fan of it and i would be so happy for more of my mutuals to get into it

^ this is the main gang btw! that's the cat in the pink suit, holly on the computer screen, lister in the leather jacket and the hat, kryten is the guy with the funny head standing behind him, and rimmer is the guy with the h on his head (h stands for hologram!)

^ ive already posted it here but here's one of my doodles of them <3

[lanaewo]

Taehyung’s new life begins when pirates attack his small village, and a pair of Jedis come to save him.

Taehyung is on the skirt of their small village when the spaceship appears on the horizon. Their planet, lost in the galaxy's outer rim, rarely attracts any visitors, even less with a ship so big, and this fact alone pushes him to quicken his pace.

Even without the use of his sixth sense, Taehyung recognizes that arrival for what it is: a sure sign of incoming problems.

Of course, he is right, and by the time he gets to the marketplace, the village is already under attack. Smoke billows from several destroyed huts, and their inhabitants are running everywhere, trying to escape the armed men advancing in small groups.

Taehyung recognizes Horlia and her husband, Ygord, and directs them toward the west exit of the village. He does the same with Jolia, Voggh, Alliho, and all the other villagers he meets on his way toward the tavern.

“Did you see Jimin?” he asks Alliho before she follows in her eldest son’s steps.

“He came one hour ago to buy a pot of jam for tomorrow’s breakfast, but I haven’t seen him since.”

Worry twists in Taehyung’s stomach. The tavern is one of the biggest buildings in the village and an easy target. He resumes his advance in the now empty streets.

When he arrives at his destination, he’s horrified to see that the roof has collapsed, as does half of the walls.

“Jimin!” he calls above the screams and explosions without fear of being heard. “Jimin! It’s Taehyung!”

“Taetae! Here!”

Relieved to hear his best friend’s voice, Taehyung follows it through the rubble until he spots Jimin under a pile of wooden beams.

“Shit! Just give me one minute. I'll get you out of here.”

“Don’t waste your time with me. There is nothing you can do.”

“No way I'm leaving you,” Taehyung replies while he passes under a precarious pile of rocks and wood.

He finally joins his friends, and another expletive leaves his mouth when he understands what his friend is talking about: the engraved pillar that has, until the attack, supported the tavern's roof is now across Jimin's thighs.

“Told you that you couldn't do anything. Now listen to me: I saw several of those men heading toward the school. You have to save Moojin and the other children.”

Moojin is Jimin’s little sister and his whole world since their parents passed away.

“We’ll go together,” Taehyung replies. “Now help me. If I can clear the part of the pillar blocked by these rocks, you should have enough room to slide out.”

“It’s too heavy. You’re wasting precious -”

But Taehyung is not listening to him anymore. Bracing his back directly against the floor, he places his two feet on the column constraining his best friend and starts pushing.

“Come on,” he grunts when he can't even get it to move an inch.

He still perseveres until his lungs burn and his thighs begin to quiver.

“Taehyung...”

“Shut it, Jiminie! I refuse to let you here.”

He can do it. He knows he can. He just has to draw on his inner strength. Taking a deep breath, Taehyung focuses back on the task at hand. He won’t let a stupid wood log steals Jimin from him.

With his eyes closed, he empties his mind of everything that is not the pillar: the explosions, the cries, the sound of heavy boots he hears approaching, even Jimin pleading with him to go save the children. All he thinks about us is the pillar. Only the pillar. Its components. What has once been alive inside it.

When Taehyung reopens his eyes, Jimin’s legs are free, and he’s looking at him with a mix of awe and bewilderment.

“How? Four men would not have been enough to move this thing.”

“What can I say? Teamwork makes the dream work.”

“I did nothing.”

“Are you sure you want to argue with me right now? Because in the case you did not notice, we are attacked. We have to leave this place before they find us. Can you walk?”

Jimin squints at him but lets the obvious change of topic passes.

“We'll find out soon enough,” he answers as he tries to get up.

With a grimace, he limps toward Taehyung.

“Nothing seems broken, but my ankle is busted. You'll have to help me.”

“No problem. Just put your arm around my shoulders.”

And that’s precisely what they do.

Together, they leave the tavern’s carcass by a hole in the back wall and head for the school. Taehyung is relieved to see that the paths are now mostly empty. They’re halfway through their expedition when they cross Jorda, the blacksmith, accompanied by a dozen children and their teacher.

Moojin is among them, and she runs toward her brother the second she recognizes them, Jorda on his heels.

“There is nothing left this way,” he warns. “I sent everyone to the shelters in the forest before picking these little guys up. We need to get them to safety.”

“But Tania and Lauvel are missing,” Moojin says.

Jimin turns toward his sister: “where were they the last time you saw them?”

“They asked Mila if they could go to the toilet. They hadn’t returned when Jorda came to help us. He said that we can’t wait for them.”

“A bomb destroyed half of the place,” Jorda whispers, his tone itself enough to understand what he believes happened to the two children.

“They’re very good at hiding,” Moojin insists. “Laurel always finds the best hiding places, and Tania follows him everywhere.”

“We’re going to check,” Jimin reassures his sister. “You go with Jorda to the forest, and I’ll join you once I find your two friends.”

“You go with them,” Taehyung intervenes. “I’ll be faster without you.”

“Taehyung-”

“We still don’t have the time to argue.”

Jimin hesitates for a millisecond before nodding. “Okay. But be careful. I don’t want to lose my best friend.”

“Don’t worry about me. You know it's not that easy to get rid of me.”

“Still. If you’re not back in twenty minutes, I’ll come to fetch you myself, and I promise you’re not going to love what I’m going to do with you.”

Feigning to be scared by the threat, Taehyung transfers Jimin to Jorda and promises once again to be careful. He watches them walk away before turning on his heel and heading toward the school.

Luck must be on his side because he reaches the school without trouble. The main building is still standing, but half of the playground and the back wall collapsed.

“Lauvel. Tania,” Taehyung whispers. “Where are you?”

He receives no answer but does not dare to call them louder, not with the risk of being discovered. He continues his advance, looking around him.

Taehyung finally finds the two children huddled together under a gardening table close to the school’s entrance. They recognize him - the village is small enough for everyone to know each other - and run in his direction.

What comes next happens in the blink of an eye. A pirate emerges from the billowing smoke and dirt, raising his blaster toward them. Taehyung has only time to catch the two children in his arms and go hide behind a wall before the man fires.

What monster can shoot children without even hesitating? Taehyung thinks angrily while he tries to find a way out of the dead-end they found refuge.

There is none, none that he can see from his position anyway, and the glance he risks out of their shelter tells him that the man is not alone anymore. Two other pirates joined him.

Taehyung’s running out of time.

The newcomers join the first in firing at their shelter, keeping them efficiently stuck. The wood splinters under the impacts, raining on Taehyung and his charges.

The children have hidden their faces in his shoulders, and when the first man appears in his field of vision, Taehyung closes his eyes, protecting the small bodies with his. Nothing can save them now.

Nothing except a miracle.

And miracles tend to follow Taehyung when he needs them.

The sound of the blaster is loud in his ears, and Taehyung waits for the pain to seize him, but it never comes. He reopens his eyes, surprised to be alive. The soldier looks as stunned as Taeyhung is, but he recovers quickly and fires again.

The second shot doesn't hit them any more than the first, ricocheting off an invisible shield.

Taehyung does not have time to recover from this first miracle, than a second one appears two seconds later. This one takes the form of a man with a saber made of light.

The warrior dispatches his opponent with a flick of the wrist before deflecting several blaster shots. Taehyung watches with increasing awe when another man, younger this one, joins the first.

“You stay with them while I’ll check with the other teams if they need help,” the elder orders in a tone indicating he’s used to being obeyed.

“Yes, Master Namjoon.”

“And be careful with this one. The force is strong with him, but he has no control over it.”

“Yes, Master.”

The older warrior disappears, and Taehyung is left alone with two scared children and a stranger.

Discreetly, he observes the young man.

Tall and lean, his light pants and the tunic of the same color fit his silhouette perfectly, and the large belt accentuates his slim waist. A long and thin braid brushes his right shoulder as the air ruffles his shorter black hair.

The warrior is half-turned toward the school entrance so Taehyung can only see his profile, but he notices a small nose, dark round eyes, and plush lips. He’s beautiful. And right up Taehyung’s alley.

“Who is he?” Tania whispers loudly in a way only children can.

“I don’t know,” Taehyung answers in the same tone. “But he’s here to help us.”

“What is this weapon?”

“A lightsaber. It’s a Jedi’s weapon.”

“A Jedi? What is a Jedi?”

“It’s a warrior,” Lauvel intervenes, “they are very strong and can do magic tricks like making rocks fly.”

“For real?”

“Yes. My big brother told me he saw one when he accompanied Dad to sell our harvest.”

“Do you think we can ask this one what magic trick he knows?”

Taehyung smiles at the discussion. Even on their remote planet, people know about Jedis and look upon them. He suspects that a lot of what is said about their order is wrong, but he’s not going to spoil the children’s fun.

Curious about the stranger's reaction, Taehyung lifts his head to notice only now that he’s already looking at them, amusement dancing in his eyes.

“He’s so pretty,” Tania whispers, awe evident in her voice, “you should ask him to go on a date, Taetae. My aunt always says you should ask out every pretty boy you meet.”

Taehyung feels his cheek burning, especially since he just thought the exact same thing.

The amusement becomes mirth in the Jedi’s eyes, and Taehyung lowers his head, embarrassed. The general opinion is that Jedis can read minds. It would be problematic if this one captured the thoughts going through Taehyung's brain at the moment.

“You must know the name of someone before asking them out, Tania. Does your aunt not teach you that?” Taehyung asks in the hope of turning the intention away from himself.

“Jeongguk. My name is Jeongguk.”

Eyes wide with surprise, his head wipes toward the Jedi. It can mean what he thinks it means.

But seeing the pink dusting Jeongguk’s cheeks, it’s not a coincidence.

[toughaqua777]

I Just Had an Idea

Well, multiple ideas and thoughts that go together. Put under Keep Reading because long post again. But just in case, TL;DR: Russo’s clone appeared earlier than we think, Russo’s been absent since the meeting on the spaceship, and Mr. B lookin’ a little sus ngl

I believe that Russo’s clone (who from here on out I will refer to as “Ruse”) was made before Russo was kidnapped. In fact, Russo went missing while still on the spaceship to the lobby. Hear me out.

In the trailer for Season 3, we cut to the three hosts while on the spaceship, and as we know, they’re debating how they were gonna do all the challenges and whatnot. After Mr. B makes contact (and eventually disconnects), Russo seems pretty delighted about the concept that Mr. B put forth about the Bits:

“Wait, guys, this is great! Yeah, the Season 3 final battle we made got destroyed with the new lobby and we weren’t sure what we were gonna do with the grand prize items, but now we have a reason to earn them!”

But at some point, when you talk to Russo(?), he says this:

“Why is everyone looking for bits of our instruments? That has to be impossible to find! You’re all wasting your time if you ask me!”

A little contrary, isn’t it?

And keep in-mind, the Bits are used to create tools for Battlers to assist with dealing with whoever/whatever caused the incident at the concert. It’s only natural if someone who didn’t want the tools to be made would want to deter others from finding them, right?

“But wait,” you might ask, “That was AFTER at least one match-up in the tournament already happened! Maybe Russo got replaced after that!” And you’d have a point!

But recall what happened on the spaceship.

After Sabrina announces that they’ve almost arrived at the old lobby, the spaceship takes massive damage out of nowhere. We never learn what exactly caused that, do we? And after everyone scrambles around doing tasks for a bit, an emergency meeting is called...also out of nowhere. No, seriously, no one knows who/what called it. And the following takes place:

DJ: “Wait, if everyone’s here, why are we having an emergency meeting?”

Russo(?): “Uhhh, must’ve been a false alarm.”

And that’s it, basically. He dismisses the meeting shortly afterwards.

Basically, my idea is that the damage to the ship was caused by something--or rather, someone--penetrating the ship and infiltrating it. This causes everyone to scramble to complete tasks, including the hosts. With everyone separated, it would be the perfect time for someone to strike.

This is where Ruse comes in.

He goes on to find Russo and attack him, nabbing the latter’s sword so he can’t fight back. In a panic, Russo rushes to activate the emergency meeting...but it’s too late for him. Ruse grabs him and either locks him away elsewhere on the ship, or straight-up throws him out. Remember, Russo (or rather Ruse) is the last person to enter the room, and he arrives somewhat late in comparison to the other two hosts, so him doing all of this beforehand is entirely possible.

Either way, Ruse’s intention? To kill Russo and take his place so everything else went without a hitch.

But obviously, whether by a miracle in getting thrown out, a miracle in the crashing of the spaceship, or in somehow escaping the locked room he was in before crashing, Russo survives. Probably not unscathed (physically or mentally), but he survives.

Because of everything that had just gone down, Russo decides that he needs to figure out where Ruse came from, who or what he was created by, his creator’s goal, etc. But not wanting to endanger anyone (and not wanting to cause panic and delay/cancel Season 3 as a whole), he lays low for a while.

That doesn’t stop him from leaving clues behind nor does it stop him from helping from the sidelines. What do I mean by this?

Well, think about it: The mystery lobby was likely made by JP and Netpunk as a whole, right? Why would they deliberately leave behind methods of powering up the tools made by the Bits if they didn’t want them to be found (if Ruse deterring others from finding them is any indication)? They wouldn’t. It wouldn’t make sense. But it wasn’t Mr. B either; he says himself that he has no idea how to power the tools. So who would at least try to develop methods of doing so without making it too obvious (making them challenging to do both as a test to which Battler would be capable of helping and to avoid suspicion from JP & Netpunk)?

Russo.

Russo was also the one who would write the message on the wall that DJ and the Battlers would find: “DON’T TRUST RUSSO, TRUST ME!” It was Russo trying to lay the hint that Ruse wasn’t him! However, when DJ confronted who he thought was Russo about it, he was dismissed.

But in reality, it made Ruse realize something: Russo was still alive.

This is why “Russo” vanished afterwards; not only to keep tabs on the development of the final battle, but to hunt down Russo!

That said, Ruse probably didn’t inform JP about this. He probably wanted JP to believe the development of the final battle was going without a hitch and/or he thought he could deal with Russo himself.

Meanwhile, Russo’s still gathering intel and as a result he, I believe, got himself a JP disguise. This is possible thanks to the Skin Changer in the lobby that allows us Battlers to look like the competitors & the hosts, or at least it utilized the same tech. He did this to get more intel on Netpunk that he wasn’t able to obtain otherwise. By infiltrating the very source of the issue, he could figure out more.

This disguise was so perfect, it even tricked his counterpart. Recall the “Everything is in place!!” short. That was Ruse we saw with JP...or rather, Russo disguised as JP. The facade fades, however, as soon as the real JP’s voice is heard over the intercom, forcing Russo to take what he could get at the time and bail out. We never hear the disguised person talk, so it’s not out of the realm of possibility.

After a while (whether Ruse went to chase after him after the short or not), the two confront each other. Whatever happened then, it ends with Ruse being defeated (possibly even killed), and Russo taking his sword back and moving forward to save his friends from an untimely fate. Perhaps he even sent whatever intel he had to JParty in case something went down (like falling lost through the Metaverse) so he could move-in to pull a last-minute save.

I understand that this whole thing still has holes, but I think I can fill a few of them.

1) Why did JP & Netpunk allow the Bit tools to be made at all?

Perhaps it was overconfidence; JP may have believed that even if the tools were powered, no one would be able to stop them. They also could’ve known that they wouldn’t be powered just by being made, which would make Russo developing ways they could be all the more impactful.

2) How would Ruse be made at all?

Well, how was “The Great Woman” made? She was a clone of Sabrina that didn’t come out right. The tech probably isn’t perfect. That said, Ruse might’ve been more accurate to Russo due to having a more physical basis. That basis, I believe, is the Russo Plush. No, I’m not kidding. It’s available in the shop in the lobby and it’s the spitting image of the man in-question. That’s a stretch though.

So, as an alternative...

Well, we need to talk about a certain someone: Mr. Boringsworth.

OK, listen. Mr. B was kidnapped by JP early on, being forced to make the artificial sun and build the spaceship that would be used to go to it. And remember the short I mentioned earlier: Ruse stated that Mr. B was the one who set-up the subway to not work until a certain time. Also, he was likely released after making the sun so he could make the spaceship in the concert lobby (I mean, how else was he gonna make that thing?). And since the hosts knew about it, this part’s no secret.

But one would think that, after being released, he would’ve said something to warn the hosts. Or better yet, just didn’t make the spaceship at all.

So, what if he’s still in-danger? What if he’s being forced to do more? What if he already has done more?

For all we know, he probably has a lot of intel on the hosts in-general; he could’ve provided the info needed to help make the clones, even if the tech to make said clones is flawed. I doubt he’d do so willingly, unless he was under threat of...something. He stated that he “didn’t have a choice” to make the sun and spaceship, but maybe he was being threatened with death?

Or heck, maybe even blackmail?

We don’t actually know much about the guy when you think about it. He’s clearly very intelligent; in Season 2, he gave off the impression that he was a teacher of sorts, but now? He’s a mechanical genius; a spaceship, personal tools utilizing powerful Bits, an artificial sun with an extremely strong gravitational pull...for all we know, he even made the swords of the hosts!

But that only makes me wonder...Who is he, exactly? What’s his background? Maybe he’s just smart. But maybe there’s more to it.

Just who are you, Mr. B?

ANYWAY, thanks for coming to my infodump lol

[orange-twilek-guy]

Aries is here to offer to have some relaxing tea and meditation time with his fellow blue alien order 66 Jedi survivor ✨️

Salo eyed the newcomer suspiciously and signalled for his children to return to the spaceship the four of them called home. Reaching out with the force told the Togruta that the other force-sensitive meant no harm with his tea and offer of relaxation however he didn’t want to risk his children being around a stranger he didn’t know.

The bounty hunter crossed his arms and tried to swallow the anxious lump in his throat that seemed to haunt every interaction he had since order 66. “Well..” he started, his scratchy voice wavering off as he determined what to do next. Glancing behind him to make sure his kids were safe before continuing on “I’ll get us some cups for your tea leaves”. His words surprised even himself and the whisper that had made its home in his head worried if the tea was poisoned, if it was a plot against him. Salo sucked in a breath and tried to dismiss the train of thought.

Salo retreated inside his starship momentarily to retrieve the cups. While grabbing the metal cups he caught sight of his children giggling about something together and realised why he had agreed. Salo was lonely. The purge had ripped him open and left a hole. The idea of stitching the hole their losses left by himself was too painful to act on. He moved his eyes away from his now bickering children and returned his wandering mind to the task at hand.

Walking out he sat down on the grass not far from the spaceship and gestured for Aries to join him there. He passed him the teacup he had grabbed for the Pantoran and folded his legs to get in position to meditate. “Haven’t done this for a while” he admitted as he shut his eyes, more to the force than to the friendly Jedi survivor next to him. Salo knew the force didn’t have feelings but he still felt he owed it an apology for taking so long to find his balance in it again.

Of course his children took the opportunity to cause mischief while unsupervised :3

[kudosmyhero]

Transformers: Robots in Disguise (Phase 02) Annual 2012: Primus: You, Me, and Other Revelations

Read Date: October 26, 2022 Cover Date: September 2012 ● Writer: John Barber ● Art: Brenden Cahill ◦ Guido Guidi ● Colorist: Joana Lafuente ● Letterer: Chris Mowry ● Editor: Carlos Guzman ●

Synopsis: In the past… Ages ago, on the war-torn planet of Cybertron, home to a race of shape-changing robots, a leader emerged who ended the fighting: Nova Prime. Seeking to rediscover the lost principles of their legendary gods, Primus and the Guiding Hand, Nova gathers his closest friends and advisors, Jhiaxus, Galvatron, Cyclonus, and Dai Atlas, and leads them on a quest into the bowels of the planet. There, they find the home of the Guiding Hand, Crystal City, and its guardian Omega Supreme, who allies himself with Nova to help accomplish his goal of bringing peace and prosperity back to the wounded world. Together, they raise Crystal City to the surface and usher in a new age of freedom… but in time, Nova's ambition begins to grow, and he has an Ark built that he may travel to countless other worlds and share his gift of freedom with them. Additionally, further studying the legends of the Guiding Hand, he explores ways to fulfil the prophecy that claims "all shall be one", and tasks Jhiaxus with re-engineering six volunteers, giving them the ability to combine their bodies and minds. Horrified at this perversion of the ancient texts, Dai Atlas informs Omega Supreme, who shares his concern: it's not just freedom Nova seeks for all, but freedom from individual will. Omega attacks the monstrous new combined Transformer, Monstructor, causing the beast to rage out of Nova and Jhiaxus's control, resulting in a battle that devastates Crystal City. Dai Atlas despairs, but Nova dismisses the city as having outlived its usefulness, and departs to make ready for the launch of the Ark. In time, Omega triumphs over Monstructor, and reveals to Dai Atlas the great secret of Crystal City, which he never shared with Nova: beneath it dwells Metrotitan, a slumbering Titan. It is not for them to awaken it, however; that task will be carried out by a great Cybertronian in the future. For now, its energies will be used to aid Dai Atlas in leaving the planet himself when the time comes, to preserve the teachings of the Guiding Hand when Cybertron once again feels the inevitable grip of war. As the Ark departs and Crystal City collapses back beneath Cybertron's surface, Dai Atlas remarks on Omega's apparent knowledge of the future, but Omega explains he knows merely the path, not the destination. Uncertainty allows Dai Atlas a measure of optimism, but Omega sees little point in having hope.

In the present… Disregarding Bumblebee's instructions, Starscream takes Metalhawk into the wilderness outside Iacon to help search for the missing Ironhide and the Dinobots. There, they spot Blurr doing the same, forcing Metalhawk to realise that Starscream was correct: Bumblebee was lying about waiting until morning before sending anyone out, fearing that Metalhawk and Starscream would curry favour in public elections if they helped find the missing Autobots. When a patch of ground explodes in front of Blurr, the pair decide to go down and help, but he rebuffs their offer and instead calls in Autobot High Command to secure what he had found in the subterranean cavern revealed by the explosion: an underground city, and the dormant body of a Titan. Rather than Bumblebee—who is busy dealing with a disappeared Decepticon spaceship—the call is answered by Prowl, Wheeljack and Sideswipe, the latter staying up-top to guard the entrance while Blurr leads the others into the cavern. Wheeljack is quick to detect teleportation energy and realizes that the Titan has quantum jumped to Cybertron with foreboding results: its molecules enmeshed with those of the city, Metrotitan's anti-protons are interacting with the city's regular protons, threatening to cause the impending explosive collapse of local reality.

A call from Sideswipe brings Prowl back to the surface, where it turns out Starscream has had the Decepticons and several NAILs peacefully assemble with the express purpose of letting them know the Autobots are hiding something from them. Prowl gives them some sparse facts about what has occurred and tries to get a perimeter set up to protect lives (though Blurr objects to his taking charge of the situation), and then angrily returns below for an update from Wheeljack, who has discovered that the Titan is still alive. Their options are two: use a containment field to contain the impending antimatter explosion, or save the titan by halting the flow of anti-protons with the possible side-effect of collapsing Cybertron and its star system into a singularity. Prowl chooses the first option, but then realizes that Starscream is spying on them, and leaves Wheeljack to work while he chases after the Decepticon. The chase brings Prowl and Starscream directly in front of the Metrotitan's head, with a most unexpected result… the Metrotitan awakens. The titan credits the presence of Starscream as the cause, identifying him as the great Cybertronian who will unite the planet, something even Starscream himself has trouble believing. Labels of "good" or "evil" matter not: in Starscream, the titan sees a conqueror. Happy to have been activated one final time, the titan shuts down, and a dumbfounded Starscream asks Prowl what they should tell everyone. Prowl advocates silence, naturally… but unfortunately for him, all the other Decepticons and Autobots entered the cavern while they weren't looking, and heard the whole exchange.

Everyone pulls out so Wheeljack can contain the explosion, and the Decepticons return to Iacon carrying Starscream on their shoulders, spreading the word that he is their new conquering savior. Wary of the Metrotitan's choice of words and the populace's acceptance of a power they do not understand, Metalhawk watches from afar, and is approached by Omega Supreme, who knew the titan from ages past. Asked by Omega for his opinion, Metalhawk admits his long-held opposition to the idea of conflict and conquest as the only way to unity is badly shaken, and Omega ponders his own long-standing belief in the hopelessness of the Cybertronian race. But perhaps, Omega speculates, the Metrotitan returned to make them question their beliefs and paths… and in questioning them, allow them to change. Having departed Cybertron in the past because of his fear that the war would change him, Metalhawk is given pause to realise that change is not immutable or inevitable—it is something brought about by the individual, and it is something he can help bring about for his planet.

(https://tfwiki.net/wiki/Primus:_All_Good_Things)

Fan Art: Monstructor by Dan-the-artguy

Accompanying Podcast: ● Married with Comics: Rod Pod - episode 12

[the-firebird69]

There's a huge, huge group of people. trying to get in here. and it's pretty vast. It's a lot of people. It's several million each wave. It's to promote their people and their cause. And these people are lost. It's a stupid thing to do. They're going to die. And then the aggressive idiots we hear. all in the microphone. and they don't succeed against our people. They get wiped out, and they're getting wiped out now..

-- These people are jerks and their wimps. They keep trying to convince our son that they're winning and defeating our people And our son can't believe it. for obvious reasons.

-- We're gonna kill them now. and we'll kill all of them. I can't see in watching these people anymore. They're so damn dumb. and evil. And nobody says I shouldn't **** to us. You dumb pieces of ****

-- Their ships are fighting in space and. they are nailing each other. and that's all they're doing. And now they say they don't know where we are. And we know that's true. They are clueless people. and we're going to take them to task because of what they're trying and saying and doing a little bit. But their spaceships are getting nailed by the pseudo army Pseudo Empire and they're not getting anywhere. It was the BJA fleet. that had some Trump and he sent one fleet forwards. and it had 1.5 billion chips and it's gone in a few more minutes Meaning in about 30 minutes it's completely out. right now it's down to about 200 million So he's trying to get another one ready. and it doesn't seem to be working that great No, he's getting it ready. And they're going to move. into position. And they're prepping.. They're doing this. They are trying to attack by C and Have suffered green losses. and they're losing more ships. They had about three billion ships. that moved in and two billion are out. in the pseudo empire have grabbed half of those and the other 1.5 billion cent will be out in probably one hour. So another spaceship fleet will move in. about 20 minutes. and another group of. ocean going vessels by the Morlock will move. in and it is going to be hell for these guys. as they try and wage war again on the pseudo empire But here.

it is ten times the magnitutde thought no. slow easy beginnings and yes not to o bad. and re hitting each other like madness.

the psuedo empire flow in. and displace many mac morlock and tons mroe flow in now the mac morlock were at 30% this a.m. and now they left via evacuation and displacement and left nd or died. are at about 25% and the pusedo empire were at 25% this am at nine. now are at about 29%. and climbing. They are increasing their presence by tomorrow morning. We think 35% and five more percent of the Morlock will be out, leaving them with 20%. And it will continue this way for several. days,. it is a horrible. thing this. civil war is annoying as hell And we mean truly annoyed. And if people are much worse when you're sitting alone..

-- Along with that happening, there are a couple more things coming up in the next two weeks that we have scheduled. We are moving buildings that are mostly in the middle areas. And a lot of them. We mentioned hospitals and office buildings. We're moving more than that We're starting some tonight. There's a good reason to move it's just. that the cities in the West and the northwest are probably not gonna be there. And while that's happening, we have areas where we are conducting business and we don't have a city and we're going to put the city about 10 miles or 20 miles from the wall. And I usually buffer zone is about 15 miles. and we're going to set it up to run with mixed peoples budget. us, it'll be a new city and The Max are saying, just like there's and we don't think so. And we're getting to work now. and we have master planners, and we have a very good idea what to do. And we have around. 6 cities. to fit in the place of two. and we're moving old historic buildings as well. And we're going to set it up. in a grid It will be very organized. And the things will drain right and pump right. And so on. And it will be fast. And we're getting our big construction companies going And it will show what we can do. And we also use a lot of local help. I'm getting ready to start doing this momentarily.. And we'll have to move schools. Yes.. And it will be helpful. And we do have a couple more things coming up in the next couple weeks.

-- One of them is we are going to start removing. troublemakers. We need them out. And we need about now.. But this week you're going to be removed. And they don't think so. But yeah, they're gonna be taken out of here. We don't think BJA will break through. and we don't think that they're gonna get here. Right now. some more ships are breaking away. from surround. surrounding Trump ships. and it looks like about 20% of left and the Trump ships are still sitting there.. BJA is second fleet that's moving in and his 3rd fleet and 4th fleet are getting ready and we think they'll move in at the same time. And thus leave the pseudo empire are calling more ships, probably About 30% more of the. fleets around. Trump's ships that would make it. 50% have left in probably two hours. Thusly there. were there would be only 50% left in the fleets that are encircled. with have a 20% advantage. and might actually try If not, we anticipate more fleets being needed. because Brian won't be able to breakthrough and he will call a couple more fleets. and the pseudo empire will probably call 10 or 15 percent more and be 65% out or And they will probably heat up and try and escape. It's going on right now. So we're going to publish.

Thor Freya

Olympus

and we are here u p here thank you all see it good. and a backup good. we do like it well i do ok. he does. thankfully he is great.ok. does this for me. and i can see it works. soon they will leave. soem try for here will be destroyed the others earth and trump will go at them and they him and helps him good

Hera

yes it will be better the idiot will get hit see it and be worse then they will see him.. and hit a lot more

Zues

tue too we are nasty and weak and dumb this will eclear it up

trum

sure willyouu will be out

Thor Freya

Olympus and for good tons say it