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vulpinesaint · 2 months ago

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quiz enjoyers! i am now inviting you to come create something in my workshop❕

#new bracken quiz just dropped!!#only took me like three hours actually. kind of impressive #for the way that i write quizzes. i will go 'let me write a piece of short fiction' and then expect to do it in one sitting #I DID IT TONIGHT THOUGH. almost 2000 words in the document. crazy shit #anyway um. what if i told you all that this one is normal for sure. nice normal regular quiz that will be nice to you #i won't pinky promise but you are free to believe me if you want <3 #uquiz #my uquizzes #my quizzes #uquiz quiz #uquizzes #uquiz link #quiz link #quizzes #quiz #is there a tag for fucked up narrative/poetry based quizzes. how do i get that to the target audience #^ guy who has been spending this whole time cultivating the target audience

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everchased · 8 months ago

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THAT one's goin on the list too now!

#bg3 #bg3 tav #bg3 the emperor #baldur's gate 3 #i just got to this part again in my second playthru and it #makes me laugh every time like WHO do you think you're talking to??????#stelmane??????#i think the fuck NOT #8 int won't stop finch from being petty!!!#oc: finch #my art

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marypsue · 1 year ago

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Keep seeing that post where OP starts like 'Thinking about...grieving the undead' and then adds on about like. Real life situations where people have not died but have left your life and you would have reason to grieve them.

All respect, that's an important concept, but that is not what I am thinking about when I read 'grieving the undead'.

#your brother is a vampire. he's sitting across the table from you chatting with your mother about her day #and he's dead and he's gone and he's never coming back.#he laughs the same and he talks the same but his arm is cold when he grabs you in a headlock and your dog won't be in the same room with hi #he'll still hang around watching TV with you and give you wedgies and make stupid jokes #but you can't tell him about the bullies at school anymore because this thing with your brother's face will just find them and kill them.#and not even stupid fucking Jason deserves what the monster in your dead brother's skin would do to him.#your brother is dead and lost and right there in arm's reach and gone forever with no hope of ever getting him back.#i'm sure there are corollaries to be written about like ghosts and zombies but this is the one i'm personally hung up on recently

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pawsnifferpup · 1 month ago

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if you have a transfem lover I do not even know how to begin to explain how important it is that you touch her without her having to ask

#puppy barks #obviously like some people won't want that #but god what I wouldn't give to be fucking #explored? worshipped?#someone just grabbing me and feeling me like I'm the most beautiful creation on earth.#like they can't have enough of me.#and i hate feeling like I have to ask for it.#I want to feel like loving me like that comes naturally.

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cipher26 · 6 months ago

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nothing makes me angrier than nbc cutting off Olympic events the moment they end while people have just started celebrating. can't even watch celebrations, no interviews, no medal ceremonies, no option to watch it. unbelievable. they have a whole fucking streaming service and yet this is the most chaotic mish mash of the games. can't tell you how many times they've changed the event in the middle of me watching it and i had to struggle to find the individual stream, assuming there is an individual stream. and the lack of medal ceremonies. i've seen almost none. just despicable. i hate the monopoly they have on olympics coverage, it's so fucked up.

#imagine having an entire platform for your broadcasts to whatever you want #and still cutting everything off #but i've seen them leave some events streaming while medal stands are being set up #so it's not like they can't #they just fucking won't #unbelievable #truly ruining the experience of the olympics tbh #you can't even celebrate cause they jump to something else immediately #how about you keep like three streams for that chaotic bullshit #and then every event has it's own stream that's not being cut off #HOW ABOUT THAT MOTHERFUCKERS #god #just the worst #BUT YOU HAVE PLENTY OF TIME TO SHOW SNOOP DOG EVERYWHERE THERE'S NO SHORTAGE OF COVERAGE OF HIM #k i'm going now

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krysmcscience · 5 months ago

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I have some questions about karaoke night, Alex Hirsch. Very Important Questions. Which I will happily scream at a poor hapless baby triangle who can have no answers for me, and possibly also does not have object permanence yet.

Follow-up that is I guess suggestive, but let's be real here, Bill's a fucking triangle:

Dude slipped right into his birthday suit, lmao

this is so stupid :D

Anyway, I don't care what anyone says, this brilliant individual knows what's up - Bill is absolutely way more of a monsterfucker than Ford could or ever will be, full stop.

#fanart #billford #bill cipher #stanford pines #gravity falls #book of bill #i watched gravity falls because i was curious about all the Toxic Old Man Yaoi on my dash and wanted context #turns out most of the context was in the book of bill tho lmao #look they either banged or married or both while drunk and i will accept no other possibilities #you don't use the phrase 'and one thing led to another' in a PRIVATE JOURNAL if what happened wasn't salacious in some way #i mean - ford didn't exactly grow up in The Most Inclusive Time Period???#dude was probably like 'gotta use this wording for plausible deniability - NO ONE can know i boinked the talking triangle'#in other news - i must bully the baby billy #don't know how much more GF stuff i'll toss up here but i have a few other little scribbles in the works. probably won't color them tho lol #also don't ask me why bill's bowtie stays where it is despite his “pants” being under it. just. just fucking don't ok???#EDIT: oh and since i see this a lot in this fandom for some reason: DO NOT REPOST THIS PLZ K THX :D

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meziniart · 5 months ago

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Ruthlessness is mercy upon ourselves

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demaparbat-hp · 29 days ago

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Crush, crush, crush!

#atla #zutara #avatar the last airbender #zuko #atla fanart #atla art #prince zuko #katara #jet atla #zuko art #zuko fanart #atla zuko #katara art #katara fanart #atla katara #katara of the southern water tribe #jetkotara #jetko #zutara fanart #Gotta love these mutual crushes #Love triangle? What is that???#In this house ZK is the ultimate OTP but we can appreciate the beauty and charm of the Mutual Ex Jet trope.#If only for the comedic potential.#Okay but seriously. Jet had the biggest crush on Zuko ever and it's so embarrassing. It's not even subtle.#“Hey so I saw you from across the deck and I think you just might be my soulmate. Wanna join my gang and be my partner for life?”#“Wait why not. We can be hot and moody and dark and rebellious toge—what do you mean you don't want to be with me.”#“Why does being dismissive make you hotter—oh spirits you're a firebender. I'LL KILL YOU.”#“I know you're up to something you evil bastard—no I won't stop stalking you. Stop asking. What did you just—FUCK ME YOURSELF YOU IDIOT.”#(He doesn't.)#jetara

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danwhobrowses · 3 months ago

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Chetney Pock O'Pea remains the luckiest old bastard in all of Exandria (and Ruidus)

#critical role #cr spoilers #c3 spoilers #c3e113 #campaign 3 #cr 3 #vox machina #bells hells #grog strongjaw #chetney pock o'pea #travis willingham #I just imagine the Matron hovering over him in Caleb's tower like '...dammit we MIGHT need him for tomorrow'#Bertrand really did pass on the torch to Chet because he was made to die and still won't fucking die XD #I do appreciate how each campaign group has their own unique brand of chaos too

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vamprisms · 6 months ago

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when you say you love fucked up freak characters that had better extend to female characters too and not just the men you want to write horny self insert fanfiction about

#he is soooo fucked up yay haha but this woman who behaves the exact same way is such a bitch why won't the writers just kill her off already #(nosebleed from trying to use my psychic powers to blow up your house)

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captainjonnitkessler · 2 years ago

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I truly, TRULY do not know how to say this, because the fact that I have to say it makes me feel like I am losing my grip on reality. But no, in the post-capitalistic anarchist utopia, I will not be relying on “autistic minecraft girlies” to be building inspectors because - and this may shock you - one of those occupations takes years of education in how to read and interpret hundreds of thousands of lines of regulations based on complicated math and physics that were the result of decades of tragedy and death, and the other one involves playing a children’s video game.

#i am begging this website. BEGGING it. to stop acting like building codes are state oppression #and please stop reducing blue collar jobs to 'so easy any handyman could do it with a youtube video'#that's how people fucking die #i didn't spend five years learning how to do my job safely to watch people online tell me it could've just been a course in high school #i know that this is like. a minority minority opinion and not really worth getting worked up over #but it's so annoying to see supposed leftists denigrating blue collar jobs like this #same poster also opined that we won't need garbagemen #because 'if the trash is bothering people they'll figure out a way to clean it without having to pick it up'#like what??? does that even fucking mean????#construction

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vaguely-concerned · 28 days ago

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the strength it must have taken for illario to not immediately go full 'lmao since when have you even had a kiss hello lucanis' sibling violence mode during the café talk. inspirational. rook and lucanis really were doing all that right in front of his salad huh