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lemonastims · 2 years

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gonna make an updated f/o list but in the meantime gonna share some unexplainable bullshit on my phone that makes me giggle

#i cannot remember downloading any of these #they just fucking appeared on my phone #incomprehensible bullshit

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tkachukisms · 5 months

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edit: heavy is the heart of the godforsaken fool who keeps forgetting to link the last version until four hours later

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bedforddanes75 · 24 days

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so tmi but i think i just had a dream that Thee matty healy fucked me and i was fuming the whole time cos it wasnt george. what the fuck like genuinely what in gods name

#it wasnt even sexy it was just like #oh hes fucking me. whatever #and #OMG #omg.and #tejre was like #i eas in my living room and this UFO like classic.looking ufo came down in my garden and like 20 men got out of it and started walking in #an oval shape on my deck outside and tjen more kept appearing #and then it was Matty #and then there wad like #someone special to me was climbing a mountain ?? and he phoned us and was like #“theres thousands of them. everywhere.” and we were like Lol fuck are y on about #and then we like Flew ??? and it was all the men from the UFO in madsive dumplings on EVERY ridge of the mountain they could.possonly be on #likr it was MAD #anyway #blah blah!#matty healy #george daniel

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enginator2000 · 1 year

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fleetfinite posting hours, look at my goobers

#my art #shoves my fave rarepair in ur face LOOK!!! LOOK AT THEM #fleetfinite #infinite the jackal #fleetway super sonic #yeah i know super sonic isnt called fleetway shut up i just think its a cool name #sth #nobody touch me IM THINKING ABOUT THEM...#this is just a taste. i need to draw them more fucked up #bc their dynamic is a lot more imbalanced and toxic than u may think #obviously. otherwise why would i like it HAHA #the main thing to note is that fleetway is entirely more capable of killing infinite at any time than infinite is of killing fleets #but he chooses to keep infinite alive and around so he can fuck with him in every way #infinites ruby energy is also extremely intriguing and useful to fleets so he likes to use infinite as like a phone charger #hes more fixated on infinite as a tool than as a person. just like everyone else lol :)#but he does find value in infinite as an individual cuz hes really fun to mess with #fleets LOVES stepping over infs boundaries to piss him off and make him uncomfortable #especially bc he knows inf cant do much about it. its fun to watch him squirm #any time inf stands up for himself or appears to be in control its just bc fleets is allowing it to happen #and they both know it #tee hee :3

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jizzlords · 3 months

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me: im practicing stolas

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#⸻ ₊˚ʚ delete this. ₊˚✧#── ♡ ❝ i can bring the sex appeal. ( ooc )#I AM practicing but Snfnsnf #i gotta do my food first #just with the chaos happening since the last episode????#stolitz: fire fire fire screaming crying throwing up #fizzarozzie: doing this. I just know it #then blitzø told fizz what happened and fizz was probably getting fucked and talking over the phone like fjjsbcjd #stolas' first guest appearance through art and it's FJNSJD I'm sorry stolas.

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mintaikk · 10 months

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Having ADHD combined with maladaptive daydreaming is the worst because I'll just be sitting in class and the teacher calls on me for a question but then gets concerned because I don't hear her and I also look like this

#its involuntary as well which is the worst part #literally i focused so hard on trying to not zone out that i zoned out and had the weird creepy pomni look #like my eyes get so wide as well and i can stare for like 5 minutes without blinking before remembering i need to blink #i feel so bad bcuz i stared at a kid for a solid 2 minutes and i mistve freaked him out #i also freeze and become super stiff and my breathing just kinda stiffs as well #happens a lot when im bored and dont have access to music my phone or sketchbook #so most commonly appears in english class or seminar cuz i fucking hate those classes #like theyre so boring and the an hour and a half long #i need to find better coping mechanisms please give me them/srs #adhd #maladaptive daydreaming #daydreaming #immersive daydreaming #zoning out

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endlessfuckup · 3 months

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Yo @staff why the hell do you allow audio on your ads?

Can you at least give the option to permanently mute the audio on all of the ads

Especially that obnoxious tik tok ad that plays sudden loud drum noises

I am not paying you money to get rid of the ads

im just gonna stop using tumblr

(without ad block at least)

#about to delete the app over it #in all seriousness i have ptsd and the sudden loud bangs are fucking me up every time #i have nearly thrown my phone 3 separate times #i have been keeping my time on this app to a minimum because of it #i shouldn't have to turn my volume all the way down just to use the app #not that that helps in any way #because if i turn my volume up to watch a video the ad audio will play if even a pixel of it appears on my screen #like it seems ridiculous but its actually causing me a not so insignificant amount of distress #i just had a (thankfully) minor flashback due to this fucking ad #this alone is enough to make me leave the site entirely #purposely hosting obnoxious ads on your site isn't going to make me pay for an ad-free version of tumblr #idec about seeing ads #i just shouldn't have to manually mute ads every 2 minutes while simultaneously having the shit scared out of me #please fix this shit

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acidhued · 4 months

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splatsona doodle (he/him or ze/hir !!)

#junos art tag #splatoon #splatsona #inkling sona #inkling oc #he doesnt have a name yet because i an infamously bad at naming my sonas #also wow i am looking at this on my phone and just now realizing how fucked colors are on my laptop. oops #this is much MUCH brighter than it appeared on my laptop :')

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thenwethrowitonthefire · 6 months

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Shout-out to everyone who survived a "fun" easter with the family

#fucking hell #it started with finding out my dad smoked in my car when I picked up my sister #who was equally dreading the day #my mum turns into the world's tensest and judgemental presence. worsened by my aunt #then hell for autistic people (of which there are multiple present)#multiple deaf people means one uninspired conversation that isn't interesting in any way.#combinations of passive aggressiveness and people not saying a thing because they can't participate. voice volumes too damn high #weirdass food situations. Very full table. so many smells.#this goes on for over an hour. wishing for literally anything but being there. soul crushing.#then you still have to sit in that room for 2.5 hours. it just goes on and on.#my autistic deaf dad physically looks like how I feel. my mum and aunt keep piling on top of him to demand his mental presence #i leave the room once (to get my phone to show pictures to my uncle) and am immediately followed upstairs by my mum #who demands I don't leave the room (What's next. following me when I need the toilet?)#me and my sister are so bored we start throwing paper planes and fake fighting.#Which amuses the bored and the deaf #but of course my mum and aunt have opinions and this is not allowed. only soul crushing boredom allowed #they complain to each other over it while aggressively doing dishes #finally it ends because my mum and aunt start insisting my dad should go to bed if he's 'that tired'. *sprinkle on some additional ableism*#still sitting through a conversation about allergies one of my sister's friends has. my mum preaching that people should take that seriously #(meanwhile i had to cook for myself for 9 years because when my allergies were really bad no one bothered to check if i could eat something)#me and my sister go sit upstairs to discover our mum has made things we care about vanish in her room #and made things appear that should not be there #I've washed the interior of my car and hope the smell will go #you think it's over after that. but woke up with the realisation that even more things have disappeared from my sister's room.#i can't remember a time when things left outside of my room didn't disappear #I don't know why we do these family gatherings at all. no one has fun on days like that.#the housing crisis isn't making these things easy. my sister is losing her place to live again as well #she'll go hiking for a month and then work on a campsite over the summer #maybe I'll go house sitting again. idk.#can't make commitments a few months in advance like that because I'll cancel everything the second Sparks announces anything important

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dizzybevvie · 5 months

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boy how do you reblog such great things

been cultivating my dash for years. i also found most of them in my drafts

#looked at my drafts to find a Rb about my day / the boy i like (☕) BUT. IT ATE JT LMAO POST IS GONE #however i will do it here and now #SO IT WAS “CULTURE DAY” TODAY BUT MOST PPL USE IT AS NON UNIFORM DAY #I go in & see ☕ in form and go to assembly blah blah blah dont see him again until 3rd period #i sit behind him in english bc we have a room change and i have an excuse hes sososo funny and talks to me like the whole time #same as biology but he got kicked out for talking too much lol #then at lunch he disappears nd im a little bummed BUT HE APPEARS FROM THE HALL AND INVITES ME #so i go and bring my friends too and we sit while he & some younger years dance #and hes dancing and slaying etc etc all flamboyant /pos /pos /pos sometimes on the stage sometimes near us #near us he looks. fucking DEAD into my eyes and sings along to the song when its like “i know you like me” or sum #NDJSBDJSBE AHHHHH #and im sat a little away from the group but he sits with me specifically #friendgroup takes a pic without me really noticing & my friend Annabelle jokingly goes “why is Bev looking at ☕ with so much love”#I laugh it off. but ohhh ny god u have no idea. i was heart eyes motherfucker the whole time #HES SO CUTE IM SCREAAAAMING WITH THE WAY HIS KIPPAH KINDA MOVES HIS HAIR & HIS NEW GLASSES & SHIRT THAT ISNT UNIFORM SO I CAN SEE HIS WAIST #UGHFJSBSKSB MY GOD MY GOD MY GOD #hes so cool its so scary to be around him #then in PE we were meant to habe just dance for the last 2 weeks but theres been no available room #our group were in the gym but we got permission to wonder around instead #☕ says “whatre you doing?” i say “walking aimlessly” and he says “OH MY GOD PERFECT SAME LETS DO IT TOGETHER”#so him & me & my friends r walking and then im like. can we play just dance in the tennis courts #So he gets it on his phone starts playing and dibs me as a partner for Girlfriend and Timber. oh my sweet lord.#GODDD HES SO PRETTY AND FUNNY AND COOL IM OBSESSED WITH HIM OH MY GOD.#so anyway. thats the answer to your question LMAOOO #loz tag #asks #beverly says stuff #the bev is gay chronicles #☕#like before i wasnt sure if i LIKE-LIKED him or if it was hyperfix or smthn. im now 100%sure i really really like him

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sonofsin · 3 months

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oh my god. absolutely tragic. and confusing as hell.

#someone put a lot of effort into cleaning our bong properly + put fresh water in #bottled ofc and taken out of our drinking water stockpile. because my ocd has won and I'm unable to drink anything from the tap.#or smoke apparently #which isn't great during summer with only a window ac in the living room to keep us from boiling alive #I'm getting off track.#the screen in my bowl appears to have spontaneously disintegrated #and dumped a bunch of ash + bud into the water #it went like. fine > very clogged for a few seconds > suddenly no resistance #and I pulled up my phone's flashlight and it's just. gone???#theres no debris in the water and my percs would have caught anything I could potentially have inhaled #and it's just not in my bowl. its fucking GONE.#I'm baffled and feeling sorry for whoever goes to use it tomorrow and had to clean it AGAIN #edit. oh my god. I'm a fucking fool. I didn't realize the bowl was clean as well and dumped the screen out when I ashed my first bowl #then packed another without noticing it wasnt in there #brb. this is humiliating.

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plushri · 4 months

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literally giving up with this doctor just going to wait until I move next year =/ she needs to get her hearing checked out fr

#she's good about everything else but she hears hypermobility and is like physio!#YES. I AM DOING PHYSIO. NOW DIAGNOSE ME.#okay I will just live with an undiagosed hypermobility syndrome it's fine because I'm doing physio for ONE of my joints!#fucking drives me up the wall #she does not listen #I specifically said I want to be ASSESSED for hypermobility syndromes #and she goes oh the physio recommended exercises so do those exercises =]#HOW WILL THAT GET ME ASSESSED FOR EDS YOU IDIOT #if I do my physio will a doctor appear in my home to diagnose me ??????????????????????????????#I'm going to hunt down my father and make HIM get assessed so I can have a diagnosed first degree relative then they will have to assess me #ALSO HOW IS PHYSIO FOR MY KNEE HELPING WITH ANY OF MY OTHER JOINTS THEY ALL HURT IM FUCKING LOSING MY MIND OH MY GOD #I CAN'T EVEN GO TO M Y DOCTOR ABOUT THEM BECAUSE I ONLY GOT REFERRED FOR THAT BECAUSE I PHONED THE SURGERY IN TEARS AFTER AN APPOINTMENT #whatever going to cry in bed

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essektheylyss · 2 years

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My unpopular PNW opinion is that it's ridiculous that people consider it weak to use an umbrella around here instead of just relying on a rain jacket, for several reasons.

First, the rain in these parts, on average, is not actually that bad, and half the time I don't need an umbrella or a rain jacket, so why would I not keep a compact umbrella in my bag instead of lugging around a bulky jacket all the time.

Second, a rain jacket does not cover my backpack, and I have books and a laptop in there, which I do not want to get wet, for obvious reasons. And if I do not have at least three methods of entertaining myself with me at all times, I will keel over and die. Like a shark.

And third, and most importantly, rain jackets are the fucking ugliest item of clothing on the planet, and they do not go with anything except athletic gear, and I have a very carefully curated aesthetic to maintain here that I will not be compromising on because God decided to spit upon me today. I will not be sacrificing my cozy, chic outerwear for a little bit of goddamn rain.

In conclusion, what is in fact weak is letting the weather ruin your style and wreck your shit instead of carrying a fucking umbrella.

#for the record i did just go buy a very bright purple umbrella specifically cuz i refused to wear my rain jacket today #cuz im in a turtleneck and a very large cardigan and I do look cute and cozy as fuck.#also to be clear this is all very much a joke lmao #tbt when i was saying this to my boss last spring and she was like 'well you dont seem like the type who cares what people think!'#and i was like ah. see you have fallen for my trick.#which is that i very much care what people think because i need to appear cool and collected at all times.#fucking marty mcfly ass bitch over here 😔#and like. look. i also do not want to be sacrificing a hand to carry an umbrella but i have another hand for my phone or a coffee #and notably. that means my phone or coffee aren't GETTING FUCKING WET

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seilon · 1 year

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the happiest ive been in any singular moment in probably over a year was a moment last week where my friends and i were driving to a campsite having accidentally taken a tiny insanely long and winding mountain road to get there, somehow i wasn’t carsick, the windows were rolled down, we were surrounded by nothing but woods for miles, and livin la vida loca was playing on the car stereo

#had a moment of like hm! I sure am glad im not in fucking socal right now slaving over art school shit alone and miserable!#yeah #idk it was a stupid little moment of time but it felt Right #this was a super last moment camping trip too so even more so of that feeling of like. maybe reasons to live can really appear of of the #blue sometimes. that you’d just otherwise never see comi #*coming #I just got really lucky. stars aligned or something #the random text from my friend going like ‘sorry can’t hang out cause im going camping with my dad. unless you guys wanna go camping’#the weather being unusually cool for the time of year and thus really nice in the mountains during the day. pretty much perfect in my #opinion.#the stupid little road we took on accident that we didn’t need to take (there was another one going to the same place that was way simpler #and straighter and not nearly as winding and dangerous and whatnot)#fuckin. livin la vida loca. which was mostly only playing because we didn’t have cell service that far into the sierras so we were just #listening to whatever my friend happened to have downloaded on her phone #just. yeah. a lot of weird shit that lined up. in a good way #im glad nothing went wrong or anything cause it was so last moment #and I hope this lets me feel okay about being alive for at least a while longer #kibumblabs

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gibbearish · 11 months

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i have been on hold with rite aid. for an hour and 15 minutes

#the automated system. spent 30 minutes telling me i was the 3rd person in line and i am now the second #for the LAST half hour #so either the phone system is lying to me abt how many people are in line. or these fucks need to just drive to the store #because whatever their issues are they do not appear to be getting solved over the phone #pls i just want my t

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nonbinary-octopus · 9 months

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new phone. what the fuck

#original #I missed a call and they left a message #first message I've gotten on the new phone #I clicked the notification to open it. it appears to instead initiate a *phone call*#with a robot that says 'please enter your password and then press pound'#and when I did nothing repeated that #I then hung up #assuming that it was some sort of weird thing that might've had to do with the fact the voicemail said it was from 'dial*86'#instead of an actual number and that might've tricked my phone into making a call. which is probably for scam reasons #so assuming that. I went to just open the actual vm app #only to be greeted with an opening card that says vm needs permissions #(formatted so it looked like there was supposed to be a list but they forgot to pass it in)#and saying 'hit continue then grant the permissions'#I hit continue and got the popup pictured in this post #I will not be doing that #what the fuck

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