#they have to be lying
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today on ao3
orphaned account or orphaned child with an account?
why is my ship tag full of fics like "she brutally murdered him and shes a lesbian the end"
0/10 badly written
if you hate something you should create propaganda to convince shippers to hate it. write a fic. a good one. put your heart and soul and your hatred into it.
and if thats the peak of your writing skill, stay in school bitch. how about pay attention in your 8th grade english class.
#i have to assume these are children cuz fuck me in the ass if this is a whole ass adult#im going to pretend i didnt see those 30-32 yr olds posting this same shit#they have to be lying#to quote that one desi guy: there is no PASSION there no AGGRESSION there is no VISION
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basement remodeling is going well
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PSA: i keep seeing posts about staying cool in extreme heat that include advice like "gatorade is bad actually!" and "don't drink fruit juice it'll just dehydrate you!" and neither of these are true!
regarding fruit juice: there's apparently a misconception that Any Sugar At All will dehydrate you, and that's simply not true. yes, sugar will make you pee more when consumed in large amounts, but 1) the natural sugar in fruits won't do this to you 2) great news! a lot of fruit juices exist without any added sugar in them! 3) honestly even having a glass of the fruit juice with added sugar won't completely dehydrate you as long as you're also drinking water throughout the day. if its hot you deserve a cold treat of a drink!!! can't go wrong with fruit juice!!!
regarding gatorade: maybe this isn't an every day drink, but guess what: if it's 110F/40C or hotter outside, and you don't have AC, or you're moving around a lot outside of the AC, and you're sweating buckets: that's when you drink a gatorade.
gatorade exists to replenish all the electrolytes (salt) and glucose (sugar) that you sweat out. YES it is meant for athletes to drink during intensive work outs and not necessarily for people who aren't doing that kind of exercise. BUT GUESS WHAT! when you're sweating buckets because you had to walk to the bus in extreme heat, that's intensive exercise. please feel free to drink a gatorade after that! that's its intended use case!!!!
no: neither of these drinks should be a total replacement for water. but drinking a lot of water and then treating yourself to a fruit juice with lunch is a good idea!!! drinking a gatorade becuase you just had to walk for 20 minutes in the heat is a good idea!!!
Please Stop Spreading Misinformation About Drinks!!! It's fine if you drink things that aren't water!!!! Yes you should probably always be drinking water but drinking something else As Well isn't going to hurt you!!!! okay!!!! its fine!!!!!!
honestly so long as you are consistently getting Any (non-alcoholic) fluids in you, you're doing great!!!!!! okay!!!! i love you stay safe <3
#also: drinking A Soda or A Coffee isn't going to completely dehydrate you if you're drinking other fluids tbqh!!!#its fine!!!!! its fine!!!!!#drinks#heat#dehydration#this post exists because i'm mad at misinfo but also#this is for my homies who hate the taste of water and struggle to stay hydrated#because people have told them over and over again You Must Absolute Drink Water And Nothing Else and so they just don't drink anything#listen!! hey!!! whoever told you that was lying!!!!#drinking Any Fluids At All (yes even with caffeine!!) is better than Not Drinking Anything#please hydrate!!!! it's okay if that hydration isn't water!!!!#honestly i tried to be extremely non confrontational in this post but im pretty sure i've seen people suggest flavored water packets#but say no fruit juice ever. and that's insane.#it's all fluids baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#so long as you are drinking fluids you are combatting dehydration#YES water is the best option HOWEVER. if you drink things that aren't water that's also okay! i promise!!!!!!!!
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She’s brown and a democrat, gotta get that birth certificate, that we’ll call fake news anyway. Apparently, if you can’t win in a fight, you gotta at least try to get your opponent disqualified.
Sad and weird.
#this is why we can't have nice things#lies and the lying liars who tell them#kamala harris#vote kamala#kamala 2024#vote harris#harris walz 2024#harris 2024#kamala for president#kamala is brat#Kamala is 100% American#vote for democracy#your vote matters#vote blue#Democrats care about Americans#why do republicans hate democracy?#republicans hate democracy#democrat#vote democrat#democracy#vote democrat to preserve democracy#democrats#Democrats for democracy#Democrats are the ultimate patriots#no more old white man presidents#no more trump#donald trump is weird#Donald trump is a bad choice for president#quora answers#quora.com
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he’s telling Neil to get his gross runners feet off the walls
challengers screencap redraw 🤌🤌
#I watched it with my friend and if u haven’t seen it oh my lord#Watch it if u can#Gay sports people The Movie#If they were gonna make aftg a movie they would have to play that godamn synth music they played in challengers#But every time neil starts lying pathologically#I’m fine- (80s synth starts)#Aftg#all for the game#andrew Minyard#Neil josten#andreil#the foxhole court#my art
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pjo tv show episode 5 alignment:
#percy and annabeth mighttttt be switched but grover as gaslight is undeniable#grover lying through his teeth captivated me I was like sweetie WHAT are you doing#annabeth said either help me or leave to a GOD amongst other things which is why she deserves girlboss#percy gatekeeps everyone (but himself) from sacrificing themselves which is as always true to character#pjo tv show#pjo#pjo tv spoilers#pjo tv#percy jackon and the olympians#percy jackson#annabeth chase#grover underwood#character alignment#a god buys us cheeseburgers#like no one has posted content yet so I’m making something and going to bed#mine#gaslight gatekeep girlboss#humor#no one bully me on the image sizes I’m on my phone at midnight using photoshop without an account#which means I can only layer one photo at a time so each time I have to make it a new photo#I’m bullying myself don’t worry
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"aphobia doesn't exist"
bitch literally not that long ago an aroace youtuber animator was insulted by almost half of its community for being it
#i did some research about it and found out that the problem was principally that she had previous experience in the romantic area#so people just didn't take her seriously and said she was lying#even though she stated multiple times that she wasn't comfortable in those situations#now things are more calmed but damn#mind your own bussiness#i believe she knows more about herself than you#sorry if i offended you with this comment but i hate how aro/ace/aroace people are always left behind#insulted and rejected because they “dont know what they are talking about”#or because they “just have to wait for the right person”#or because they are “psychopaths and they are missing something”#i love that animator and she helped me realise a lot about myself#and now that i know the context i think i will start making a list and killing aphobes one by one#aromantic#arospec#asexual#aroace#acespec
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She's not like other girls
#She's suppose to be just making a pose but she kinda looks like she's crawling out of the ocean lmao#Making quick messy backgrounds is my drawing warm up now. Seems to have the same effect as drawing circles to me anyway#Also wanna study the anatomy of this weird pose from this meme#And tbh. I still don't get it. XD#Steven Quartz Universe#Connie Maheswaran#SU#Steven Universe#my shiz#connverse#I'm not like other girls meme#meme#I'm not like other girls#I like how Connie's hair had hung like a curtain when wet (and when lying down it looks like a puddle) I have had wished to see that again#I think her hair was long enough to do that again in The Movie and in Future#skedoobles
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assorted bat practice... on top of everything he has the audacity to be hard for me to draw
#astarion#bg3#my art#eventually want to do this for everyone#polish/collect/post a bunch random drawings ive got lying around from figuring out how i want to draw them#he just has more complete ones bc unfortunately. i do like him.#i just always have to take like ten passes at his likeness#my findings are that you can always make his face narrower and the eye bags are load-bearing
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#THE WAY IZZY WAS JUST LYING THERE AND THEY WAS HAVING THIS EMOTIONAL MOMENT HAD ME DYINGGG PLEASEEEEE!!!#our flag means death#our flag means death season 2#ofmd#ofmd s2#david jenkins#izzy hands#jim jimenez#ofmd s2 spoilers#con oneill#con o'neill#vico ortiz#ofmd archie
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rot and ruin
this was heavily inspired by thatkorka's lovely fic! please check it out, it's such a good take on Gale's arc :')
#btw astarion is doing the flehmen response in the 4th pic... cat fr#TO CLARIFY ITS THE CAT FLEHMEN RESPONSE... THE HORSE ONE LOOKS SCARY OHMYGOD#i was thinking of the spaced out look cats have with their mouths hanging open when there's a smell they're trying to parse#bg3#baldur's gate 3#gale dekarios#gale of waterdeep#astarion#astarion ancunin#my art#bg3 fanart#bloodweave#please skim over the text im verbose and allergic to making sense#i started this in late october.. i'm never making comics again (lying)#these two are too curious for their own good
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Pt 1
Classic Sonic and Tails are just built like that. No discrimination.
I apologize for my janky freaking hand writing too.
#I genuinely forgot how I colored the first one.....#they both have just been lying this whole time tho#honestly kinda mean#sonic the hedgehog#shadow the hedgehog#sonic#shadow#miles tails prower#tails the fox#classic sonic#classic tails#comics#sonic fanart#bright colors#again not sonadow but yk#the generations ultimate thing#sonadow#sonic x shadow generations
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I think it would be better for everyone if I were to be left alone in the future. Don't you?
#goodomensedit#goodomenssource#goodomensedits#Good Omens#Aziraphale#tusermyra#userfra#tusermich#maria7potter#crowleyanthonys#userbecca#usereena#my gifs#this is not a gifset about Aziraphale being badass or him lying to god being a grand thing or anything because it's not#it's about the actions he takes that go against or bother Heaven in all their variety#it's about his unpredictability and the precedents he has set in taking action#and how he has given up everything he loves for the chance to do good#so once he realises that Heaven won't let him he's gonna Do Something and i can't wait to see what#it's Aziraphale so there is a pretty big chance it'll create a mess in wholly unanticipated ways#either way i hink Heaven is going to have regrets one way or another
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#this is why we can't have nice things#fight the patriarchy#lies and the lying liars who tell them#smash the patriarchy#woke is wonderful#trump sycophants#trump supporters#traitor trump#fuck trump#trump indictment#trump is a threat to democracy#never trump#trump crime family#segregation#abortion rights#abortion#back alley abortions#internment camp#child labor#white supremecy#end of democracy
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that’ll heal like concrete
#danny phantom#I thought earring danny was cute in agit#don’t do this kids go to a piercer#tiktok is lying#this is me giving myself an excuse#everyone I draw has gotta have earrings#it's more fun that way#college au
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The people who say a little bit of melatonin, knocks them out, are fucking lying. I simply do not believe them. I have taken more than 30 mg before and STILL couldn’t fall asleep for hours. BELIEVE you me, I want to feel something, I want to be sooooo sleepy I wanna be so cozy and sleepy, but I am so wide-awake it’s annoying. 
#I just don’t believe people who say melatonin works on them#They have to be lying#Or else this is incredibly unfair#It’s incredibly unfair#but truly if you’re taking less than 5 mg and you get sleepy it’s not the melatonin it’s GOTTA be you
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