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help I've anthropomorphized morphology
#a grammatical morpheme is like work clothing!#(turning examples of linguistic processes into metaphors helps me not be distracted by the content in the example itself which is#often in a language I don't speak)#so when you add a funky little '-s' to 'book' it's putting on a hat#so it can go do its job in the 'plural' department!#some words have more clothes on than others or different ones#not all morphemes are grammatical#sometimes people wear clothes that are show identity!#'booklets' works in the plural department but it's also wearing a little scarf (-let) because it likes to show off how small it is!#(my roommate has guests over and I'm too shy to go fix myself food while they're all there please humor me)#obviously this is very very basic morphology but I have developed a universe okay? (see my previous og post)#they have VIRUSES#and weird DNA development#harmless fabric allergies#look it's a long story#but the issue with linguistic examples is that it's very hard to find isolated ones#because most of the time several things are happening at once (this applies to more than just morphology)#which can be distracting sometimes because you're not sure where to look#look this makes sense to me#morphemes are work clothes#well I guess except for the one morpheme that all the pants and hats and socks hang on to for dear life#look my metaphor isn't perfect#BUT#I had fun procrastinating my other studies while coming up with it
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don't think I'm not still deep in the episode 7 brainrot. because OH BOY AM I
(also one more extremely, obnoxiously self-referential thing, I'm -- I'm so sorry)
#art#twisted wonderland#twisted wonderland spoilers#twisted wonderland episode 7 spoilers#twisted wonderland episode 7 part 7 spoilers#twisted wonderland book 7#twisted wonderland book 7 part 7 spoilers#and so ends the saga#(this time for real i promise)#malleus post-episode 7: shroud...i should have heeded your warnings...now tell me more about how i may hunt this elusive 'snipe'#alas poor puppies :( i'm glad they had a little aside about how they can fix them after this whole mess#let ortho have his dogs!#man i love that this has come down to malleus vs technology though#MY FAVORITE#ortho: you can destroy the shell that links me to this mortal world...but can you select the CORRECT DOWNLOAD LINK???#malleus: (downloads a billion viruses and dies instantly)#also i'm probably the only one who thinks idia complaining about his own mental tartarus prison is funny#but there we go#idia has two modes and two modes only#he's either in the middle of a metaphor where he finally forgives himself for his brother's death and takes charge of his own destiny#or he's like 'fuck yeah i'm about to get isekai'd into the internet! (immediately falls over making dying whale sounds)'#wait no he has a third mode: actively suffocating because silver and sebek won't stop squishing him#look he's just delightful no matter what's going on okay
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‘But I am very poorly today & very stupid & hate everyone & everything’
- Charles Darwin. Letter to Charles Lyell, 1 October 1861
#Darwin#quotes#famous quotes#Charles Darwin#always remember that everyone has bad days sometimes#even the people who look like they are productive beyond human capacity#sometimes it’s important to just acknowledge it and see that there are good things to come#but right now is just shit#anyway I have a flu or something#and right now I hate everyone and everything#and my immune system most of all#and the parents who send their sick and contagious kids to daycare#and the evolution of viruses#who tbh have absolutely no business to be wreaking such havoc on the more organised domains of life#about me#sorry to be a downer#your usual frog-related content will resume after a brief intermission#I realise that posting quotes is super cringe#sorry about that#at least some of you probably haven’t seen this quote before#so you’ve learned something today#and I’ve gotten to vent#win-win?
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Can u draw Jedidiah and Octavius having a movie night using Larry's phone please 🙏??
I love your art sm!
Aww, thank you ♡
What movie are they watching? (Pretend there is something on that phone screen pls)
#honestly I just wanted to write this dialogue I don't have any movies in mind#anyway#does the popcorn look like popcorn? should I have left it more white? or maybe the shape is the problem..#ask#anonymous#answered#night at the museum#natm#natm jedediah#natm octavius#gaius octavius#jedediah smith#jedediah and octavius#jedtavius#fanart#art#traditional art#they need like. one pop corn each (and maybe even that is a bit too much)#I actually wanted to draw something similar myself so this ask was perfect actually#they'd watch it on an illegal website and fill Larry's phone with viruses#handwriting so bad the 'Larry' looks like 'Lawy'
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had a thought of what if Airplane had leaned a little more into the self-insert idea for Luo Binghe when he was still at the early stages of writing, with an end result that Luo Binghe actually Looks Like That because he basically looks like Airplane but with long flowing hair and a more idealized figure
SQQ going "why the fuck did you make his face so pretty???" and Airplane bullshitting about plausibility while trying really hard not to blush. twisting his fingers and scuffing his toe like jeez bro he's not that good-looking...
which of course sets SQQ off because how DARE!?! not 'that' good-looking?!?! just look at him! he's xianxia Helen of Troy with a face that launched a thousand harems! like okay sure with looks like that it does make sense that half the female population was willing to timeshare a marriage with him, but it's also totally unfair to SQQ, who has no recourse against those looks either! and who could? that is the most beautiful face ever!
Airplane's getting flustered. tries valiantly to make the case that objectively speaking Luo Binghe isn't that good-looking, it's just that SQQ is biased, but boy does that not go over well. SQQ has hitched the tattered remnants of his self-perception as a straight man onto the idea that Luo Binghe is just so devastatingly attractive anyone would want to hop into bed with him, and he is not letting go of it, so Airplane is just gonna get wrecked with inadvertent compliments
bonus if the Shang Qinghua look is actually the result of several illusions because when Airplane first transmigrated in, he got the same face too, and foresaw potential problems if the half-demon protagonist turned up looking like him. so he used illusions. he doesn't actually look all that different, in fact! the illusions just make it so that when people see him, they get a strong impression that he's unremarkable, so they don't really register what his face actually looks like and their brains fill in the assumption that he must just be kinda plain
oooh ooh double bonus if the system inserted a behind-the-scenes explanation for it too, which is that Shang Qinghua is actually unwittingly related to Su Xiyan!
and the whole thing comes to light post-epilogue when Shang Qinghua's illusions get stripped away by some monster-of-the-week, while everyone except Mobei Jun has a freak out about why do you look just like Luo Binghe?! (Mobei Jun isn't freaking out because he already figured out how to see past the illusions and just assumed everyone else wasn't mentioning it for some human cultural reason or something) and then Yue Qingyuan calmly explains that Luo Binghe's mom is Shang Qinghua's matrilineal cousin. Shang Qinghua's mother and Luo Binghe's human grandmother were half-sisters.
what? how does Yue Qingyuan know? you think that Cang Qiong doesn't check up on the candidates for the peak lord positions before handing off power, doesn't make sure there are no conflicts of interest or divided loyalties to other sects? what sorts of things do people imagine Qiong Ding's diplomats do? (I don't know either but, for the purpose of this scenario at least some of it is tracking down this stuff -- YQY handled most of it personally for his generation's ascension because he didn't want anyone else digging into his and Xiao Jiu's pasts) anyways, the connection could have been troublesome for its ties to Huan Hua Palace, but by the time it came to light Su Xiyan was deceased and there was no evidence that Shang Qinghua had ever even met her. so it wasn't deemed significant enough to matter, was just made note of and then mostly forgotten
so Shang Qinghua is like "oh THAT is why you kept bringing her up to me back then?!" because at the time he'd just been fully in "haha how would I know anything about the impending plot and the tragedies I am both partly responsible for and powerless to prevent haha that's so funny shixiong I KNOW NOTHING" mode, which luckily at the time was easily read as him just not wanting a dead cousin he never met to tank his chances of securing a promotion
SQQ is floored. he is having issues about this. Shang Qinghua is related to Binghe? Shang Qinghua looks exactly like him?! wait. Binghe has human family? still alive? like grandparents and stuff out there, who might want to meet him...?
Luo Binghe decides to step in at that point because he does not want to meet any more relatives! no more surprise relatives! no!
luckily this distracts Shen Qingqiu from thinking about all of the things he's said to Airplane about Binghe's looks for long enough for Shang Qinghua to flee the scene
#svsss#scum villain's self saving system#bingqiu#moshang#cumplane#well kinda cumplane anyway#by implication#long post#what if sqh can't get his illusions back up#everyone keeps bothering him even more now to ask why he's hot all of a sudden#it's even worse than when they just used to bother him about fixing broken doors or balancing budgets#sqq is not gonna be normal about this#'you said binghe wasn't a self-insert!!!' 'well by the end he definitely wasn't...' 'were you this hot irl? why were you poor?!'#'wtf is that supposed to mean...?' 'with these looks you surely could have found somebody willing to support you!'#'bro are you asking me why I wasn't a sugar baby?!' 'of course not!' 'you totally are asking me why I wasn't a sugar baby'#'...but you must have gotten offers' 'only from the hot single ladies near me on my computer and they were all viruses'#etc etc etc so on and so forth the usual insane banter those two have
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"it happens all the time, it happens all the time", a tautology of self-delusion - a one-way love affair that turned me into a weak rabbit
#zeno's art#ocs#velvet kuragari#this is mad awkward because the story changed so much that the “magical girl ward” title is out of date......#so i'll have to think of a new name and use that o.o#but anyway this is the new and improved velvet!!!!#part time magical girl full time sufferer#imagine the song bad girl online by wonderful opportunity#(if you havent listened to it you should esp the oktavia english cover is peak)#well listen 2 that song and add a suicide pact and magical girls in the mix and you kind of have an idea of what the story for this thing is#other than that the stuff about nurses and viruses is mostly the same#feel free to ask Bout this because i have a lot of stuff abojt it right now#ok im so tired tags time#suicide#suicidal ideation#mass suicide#oh there are 5 other girls btw#i only have 4 designs finalised including velvey.....
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This was all the way back from the end of 2.3.
Hey Sparkle what the fuck.
#So out of left field#she didn't even anything to do with 2.6! she didn't even make an appearance!#I wonder if she had anything to do with it all or if she just knew from Silverwolf's script and is fucking with us#it's hard to tell with her jfkdjsklajd#...by which I mean I wonder if she was like playing both sides the way Reca did#I don't think she'd fully side with Primitive or anything bc people turning into monkeys doesn't seem like it'd serve her.#how are they gonna appreciate her art form like that?!#also Acheron literally just impersonating a Galaxy Ranger was enough to get her a death sentence. Sparkle is wild but she's not stupid.#And aligning with Primitive seems like a fast track to a messy execution. no one wants the Galaxy Rangers on their ass.#fun side note about the current mr. cold feet's pop-up shop event going on:#I think this Sampo really IS our Sampo and not Sparkle in disguise or anything. just that some outside influence might be fucking with him.#he WOULD have been on Penacony right around the time all this happened. and he was closely in cahoots with Sparkle herself.#and memetic viruses- whether from Penacony memoria or say maybe a meme crate unearthed out of the snow-#are known to have the possible effect of making one horribly nihilistic. to the point of giving up on life. just saying.#(don't actually know that it's much of anything but GOSH is it a lovely thing to daydream about uwu)#honkai star rail#hsr#honkai star rail sparkle#hsr sparkle#sparkle#hsr 2.3#hsr 2.6#penacony#hanabi#hsr hanabi#honkai star rail hanabi
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Is it for the same reason that you have doll joints?
#Not sure on this one but yk what yolo dont care#atp i dont carrree because i already did ittt and its not past him to have a sudden mood change depending on the ask with the gaps of time#Yes that is why. He defo doesnt know how to take care of himself (in this aspect) so its probably pretty grimy. Bud needs a bath.#And also other factors probably. His plethora of viruses and bugs he for sure has. And hes probably half starved all the time.#[you've got mail!]#spamton#spamton g spamton#deltarune#deltarune spamton#deltarune chapter 2
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A Review of Filtration Performance of Protective Masks - PMC
With H5N1 reported in at least two* humans in the past month, we need to talk about airborne transmission and how masks work. Again.
(*edit: https://www.cidrap.umn.edu/avian-influenza-bird-flu/oregon-reports-first-h5-case-farm-worker-california-reports-5-more)
Is flu airborne?
Generally yes. Even if it is not the most efficient mode of transmission for every virus.
Citations:
https://www.nih.gov/news-events/nih-research-matters/testing-transmission-infection-h5n1-cows
https://newsinhealth.nih.gov/2023/12/clearing-air
"...recently measured how often virus is exhaled by people with the flu. He found that about 80% exhaled some influenza, the virus that causes flu. Most of the virus was found in the tiny airborne aerosols. People didn’t have to cough or sneeze to expel these viruses into the air. The flu virus was detectable in the air after normal breathing and talking."
Do N95 masks protect against viruses smaller than 300 nm (.3 microns)?
Also yes, because masks do NOT work like a sieve:
N95s employ electrostatic filtering to keep viruses stuck to the mask rather than passing through.
Brownian motion (particles moving through fluids / air randomly) also helps them get stuck to the surface.
And this is why you don't want to be touching the front of your mask, nor storing it improperly. For example, if you take it off and put it in your pocket, and then your hand later goes in that same pocket, then wipes your nose...
See also:
youtube
For the time being it should be relatively easy to avoid other modes of transmission since we have protective measures for public health — like pasteurization. But certain individuals who entertain "alternative facts" directly state that they want to dismantle such protections in favor of Appeal to Nature fallacy (e.g. "raw milk is best"), and they are currently being picked to lead government agencies.
#viruses#h5n1#masks#masking#how masks work#n95#flu#flu virus#covid#Appeal to Nature#appeal to nature fallacy#logical fallacies#article#resources#public health#yes we have a big fucking problem#Youtube
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sorry but my processing speed is very low
#Trying to use this sentence as much as computerly possible#otherkin#computerkin#robotkin#machinekin#it's true tho#My processing speed is so low#So laggy#Memory card is pretty full#Sorry lol#Can you hear my fan in the background when you ask me what I had for breakfast?#That's me trying to get the dust out so I can think properly#I can't tho#This computer is to old for this#Who knows how many viruses I have?#Computer posting
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This is maybe an odd thing to put on a good news/reasons for hope blog, but I've also had people tell me that they find this info really, genuinely comforting, so I'm putting it up. Also, further understanding could do a ton to advance medicine, esp. re: allergies, autoimmune diseases, and depression. You can read more about this at the link.
"More than half of your body is not human, say scientists.
Human cells make up only 43% of the body's total cell count. The rest are microscopic [co-contributors].
Understanding this hidden half of ourselves - our microbiome - is rapidly transforming understanding of diseases from allergy to Parkinson's.
The field is even asking questions of what it means to be "human" and is leading to new innovative treatments as a result.
"They are essential to your health," says Prof Ruth Ley, the director of the department of microbiome science at the Max Planck Institute, "your body isn't just you."
No matter how well you wash, nearly every nook and cranny of your body is covered in microscopic creatures.
This includes bacteria, viruses, fungi and archaea (organisms originally misclassified as bacteria). The greatest concentration of this microscopic life is in the dark murky depths of our oxygen-deprived bowels.
Prof Rob Knight, from University of California San Diego, told the BBC: "You're more microbe than you are human."
Originally it was thought our cells were outnumbered 10 to one.
"That's been refined much closer to one-to-one, so the current estimate is you're about 43% human if you're counting up all the cells," he says.
But genetically we're even more outgunned.
The human genome - the full set of genetic instructions for a human being - is made up of 20,000 instructions called genes.
But add all the genes in our microbiome together and the figure comes out between two and 20 million microbial genes.
Prof Sarkis Mazmanian, a microbiologist from Caltech, argues: "We don't have just one genome, the genes of our microbiome present essentially a second genome which augment the activity of our own.
"What makes us human is, in my opinion, the combination of our own DNA, plus the DNA of our gut microbes."
It would be naive to think we carry around so much microbial material without it interacting or having any effect on our bodies at all.
Science is rapidly uncovering the role the microbiome plays in digestion, regulating the immune system, protecting against disease and manufacturing vital vitamins.
Prof Knight said: "We're finding ways that these tiny creatures totally transform our health in ways we never imagined until recently."
It is a new way of thinking about the microbial world. To date, our relationship with microbes has largely been one of warfare.
-via BBC News, April 10, 2018
#cw germaphobia#germaphobia#bacteria#viruses#fungi#archaea#dna#genome#genetics#biology#human biology#public health#biodiversity#technically it is biodiversity!#increasingly we learn that your own body needs to be biodiverse to even form properly#some of the studies we have on this are literally kinda mindblowing#also microbiotics is the next huge frontier in treating depression and anxiety#(well they're tied for the next huge frontier with psychedelics probably)#good news#arguably lol#hope
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Replication Error
#prototype 2009#alex mercer#prototype game#alex mercer prototype#my stuff#alex is imo more like a hybrid of human and virus rather than ''the virus''#bc despite his gory needs the way he thinks is much closer to human than anything we see from redlight#and viruses have no thinking capability or even existing as a colony on account of essentially being a springloaded key slash monkey wrench#so all that thinky human wetware must have been preserved or copied over into whatever the hell alex is made of#and yet it was copied terribly leading to his identity shenanigans
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This user might have a lil crush on caelos au sun
au belongs to @caelos-au
#I know moon likes snacking on viruses but I don’t know what sun likes hmmmm#this was the best I could come up with#caelos au fanart#caelos au#caelos sun#caelos moon#caelos eclips#moon and eclipse too but if I had to chose hehe#sb daycare attendant au#amazing au#sb daycare attendant#daycare attendant au#daycare attendant#sb sundrop#sb sun#crunch art#if your looking at the hands no your not#just look at him aaaaaaaaaaaaaa#what I would give to have that going into the computer machine and hang out with sun for a day
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I'll only consider that beebo has made it as an indie game when I finally find one (1) fanfic.
#do u know the pain of brainrotting on something with no fanfics? the shame? the suffering?#all i have are silly AUs in my head..........#a game becomes viral when theres a fnf mod#hopefully it wont get to that level#i do think a fnf mod would be cool but virality scares me#im a scientist viruses are scary
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so I might start watching agatha all along simply because I know there’s some juicy toxic yuri in it
#agatha all along#I honestly have no idea what the show is about other than it has toxic yuri#i think it’s related to wanda vision but im gonna be fr its been years since i saw that show#time to download a million viruses and bugs but its worth it for the toxic yuri#agatha harkness#rio vidal#agatha x rio#yippee
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The prototype Blue Virus design is literally just The Noise
#mario & luigi#mario & luigi: superstar saga#what could have been#early design#viruses dr. mario#blue virus dr. mario#pizza tower#the noise#theodore noise
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