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every day i wake up and am mad at the end of steves storyline and the full and complete lack of people who GET IT
#steve rogers#stucky#captian america#bucky barnes#captain america the first avenger#peggy litterally found steve alone in a destroyed bar after bucky “died” trying to get drunk or drink himself to death#blameing himself for bucks death#then peggs goes and says “allow barnes the dignity of his choice��� in reference to him falling from the train#THEN when steve is gonna crash the carrier#BRO LITTERALLY SAYS “THIS IS MY CHOICE”#GIRL WE GET IT#you couldnt stand being without him so you decided the only way to join him was in death#but he knew it would be seen as heroic to die that way#THERE WERE OTHER WAYS TO LIVE AND SAVE THE WORLD#but he chose the one that let him claim martyrdom#n e ways#i would and will eventually write many essays about them but for now i am gonna go back to pretending to do homework#also if anyone has fic recs gimme
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Hi, just wanted to share a funny thing that just happened.
So, my parents have been giving me this "You have to be careful who you decide to date because you don't know if one day they're going to murder you," talk, and it's been a thing they bring up every once in a while since I was like 8. (For context, I'm early 20s. I've never dated anyone and am not looking to date anyone right now. I'm not aro, but I am probably somewhere on the ace-spectrum.)
Most of the time, i just get stuck in a 10-20min unskippable cutscene where I just have to wait for them to finish or change the subject (bit difficult when they're feeding off each other's points).
This time, my parents have somehow ended up finishing the conversation with "actually... maybe you shouldn't date anyone. You know what, you can always raise your brother's future children if you want a kid."
And I know they didn't mean it this way (it was probably meant to be "help raise"), but it sounds like they want me to steal the possible future child. It feels like I am being set up as the secret villain who had stolen the protagonist/important character and raised them to betray and overthrow the kingdom.
If my parents never bring up this type of conversation again, this is the funniest way to end it. It'll be something that is seen in dramatic flashbacks about my path to villainy
I mean
“not if I kill them first” is a pretty solid response, but seeing as they suspect you will want kids you do have the option of suggesting the non-dating alternative path of unprotected one night stands
#Legit though were your parents murdered by bad dates in 1974 or#Cause that is such a strange and specific fear#That is not normal#And your BROTHER is fine?#Do they not give a shit about him or do they just think you’re extra murderable#Unrelated but I had an auntie who didn’t want to date but still wanted to be a mom so she drove out of town and found a dude at a bar#To be fair she told him the plan and he agreed to be the donor so it all worked out
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arriving at the isoetes symposium as just some guy with popcorn and a big foam finger that says ISOETES NUMBER 1 on it and sitting in the front row. only half joking
#found after thinking to myself hmmm i wonder when the last quillcon was#i found out about isoetes bc a guy across the firepit from me at a botany conference had a quillcon 2016 hat on and i still think about it#its crazy that i could attend this. and meet peter schafran. owner and operator of isoetes.org#which i found a couple years back by typing isoetes.org into the address bar#also i think i saw an isoetes presentation from him in the botany 2021 online conference#isoetes
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is jason todd well written? no, not really. but do his writers bring aspects of his time as robin through to red hood? uh, also no. but do his comics have a coherent narrative thread besides violence? nope! but does he have agency and get to be a driving force in his own stories? eh... but! do his writers bring attention to the classist issues that he would be a perfect vehicle for! still no! but, crucially, does he at least get to tell his own side of his story and give a voice to all the hundreds of joker's victims? well... uh.... but is he hot?
sometimes 👍
#salt#i'm salty give me a minute#jason todd#red hood#liveblogging batfam#don't get me wrong i do like ASPECTS of all of his comics#but i have never found a run that felt like it truly did justice to him#either in the sense of creating a narrative that was in conversation with his actual robin issues#OR that took into account even past red hood characterizations#it's a low bar and we are digging through the floor
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Dash didn't know what to make of being reincarnated as a hero but he figured this was somehow punishment for making Danny's life hell back in the day. Regardless, he swore he wouldn't squander this chance. He was going to be the nicest, more personable superhero on the block.
#dp x dc#dc x dp#dpxdc#dcxdp#dash reincarnates as barry allen#he's nice to everyone he meets because he was a huge jerk in his past life#he's also found out that being understanding to his rogues helps them much better than just throwing them behind bars#and being nice makes him feel warm and fuzzy#go figure
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i have the urge to throw him across the room but also to tuck him into bed

my lil skrunkly 😿
#gnawing at the bars of my enclosure#I NEED HIM#IN A PLATONIC WAY‼️#TEA TIME WITH CHARLES XAVIER PLEASE AND THANK YOU 🙏��#god damn i am in a good mood because i found more songs to add onto my really long playlist 😻😻#AUURGH THESE SONGS ARE KILLING ME AND IM HAPPY ABOUT IT#if your wondering how long my playlist is it’s 600+ songs#i don’t have separate playlists that shit just always matches my mood and i’m good to go#charles xavier#professor x#xmen#cherik#tagging cherik because i can 😔#xmcu#xmen first class#wish does not shut up
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Stonn writes a letter to T'Pring [Patreon | Commissions]
Dear T'Pring, Forgive me contacting you from the green. This is your friend _, now Stonn. I have thought of you often ever since being forced to move away but knew your parents would not allow our continued association. I have grown no richer since we last met. I have gained no greater renown than any man who lives a quiet life of service might. But I remember you enjoying my dull company and hope you might indulge me by partaking in it again.
There is a house I rent in _ which I will enclose the coordinates to if you will meet me. If you won't, please tell me quickly and I will never write again if you write the words yourself. After so long, even your rejection would be desirable if personalized. From your old friend, Stonn
#trans Stonn#trans star trek#au where Stonn & T'Pring were childhood friends but Stonn moved away and transitioned in the interim between meeting again as adults#Stonn/T'Pring#T'Pring/Stonn#T'Pring#TOS#star trek tos#bea art tag#bea writes#bee doodles#I like that people in the star trek future still write letters - very romantic#In my mind Stonn has a much lower social station than T'Pring but they became good friends anyway (her parents didn't love this)#Stonn's parents sent word of their move to T'Pring's parents since their children were friends but T'Pring's parents didn't pass the info#along so T'Pring just found Stonn gone one day and was told he moved after it'd already happened#Stonn waited as long as he could and even tried to go to T'Pring's house the DAY of the move but was barred from entering#so he sort of believed she might not have wanted to see him (since his parents told him they sent word)#neither harbors any bad feelings about this as adults and their reconnection is very smooth....very pleasant.#note: 'from the green' is a play on 'out of the blue'
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“farm boy clark” this, “midwest clark” that, when are we going to address the very real possibility that this man knows how to line dance
#like as someone who grew up in the south slash midwest. you get SO bored you really have no choice but to try literally any and everything#and line dancing nights are SO common in this area whether it be at a bar or a local venue#I imagine Lana maybe snuck him into a bar for line dancing night and he actually found himself really enjoying it#or maybe im nuts whatever whatever#gabeposting#clark kent#superman#dc comics
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please don't ask how many times i watched this it's embarrassing
#xdinary heroes#junhan#han hyeongjun#clawing at the bars of my enclosure#i don't even know how to joke about this anymore like. yeah. yeah i do#my gf said “i need him in ways that would disturb the devil” once and yeah that's a pretty good way of putting it#no idea how to move past this one. oh dear#i don't have tiktok btw so i can't directly link to the original video. found this on twt and that's just as embarrassing honestly#i'm sorry#for that and my horrendous junhan pining in general i suppose#chewyvids
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kind of extremely funny that im just now realizing at 27 years old that the way ppl make friends online is thru shared interests and that i Knew This before but never Understood bc ive never had an interest last longer than 2 months nor have i ever been That into something to stick around the space and recognize people/talk to em. But i kinda get it now? 😭 BARELY
#the other funny thing is that im still kinda barred from it#i wanna make that alt twitter account so i can interact with other s/lco enjoyers freely without being annoying on main#but idk if my fixation on him will end like. tomorrow or in a month#and im also not someone who makes good posts about stuff i like or w.e....#id still post drawings of him on main...and i dont rly like talking to many ppl outside of replies...#so whats the point....#and yet....#*i look out into the fandom circle like that pic of Squidward look out and patrick and spongebob*#talkys#anyway ive always found it sooo funny like ''i have lots of online friends bc ive been using the internet since i was a kid''#I've been online since i was 7 i just barely met someone i talk to near daily and would actually visit irl like 1.5 yrs ago 😭#my entire neopets career was spent avoiding the neoboards#i guess this is it JFJSJFJKSJF i cant even make friends online/irl theres no way a partner will ever find me....oh well! anyway!#delete later
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For reasons to be expanded upon at a later date (because I love the little bits about Boothill and possible paranoia/betrayal canon gives us so very dearly HNGH) I think Boothill like... He won't let himself fall into disrepair or anything of course, but he reeeeeeeeeeally does not like letting other people poke around at his body. It's a necessary evil to him. He does whatever maintenance and repairs he can himself. He started out with a massive knowledge deficit, simply because he didn't really have any exposure to that kind of technology until he left Aeragan-Epharshal, but he's taught himself a lot since then, he worked really hard at it!
Anyway, the point being, Boothill generally isn't super trusting of people.
But I think he would come to make an exception for Himeko, since he trusts Dan Heng a lot, and Himeko is one of Dan Heng's once-in-a-lifetime dearly beloved companions.
Himeko is so unflappable, I don't think she would even bat an eye about anything he throws at her, either. Like she enters the Parlor Car one morning (she's always the first one up) and Boothill is already there, waiting for her.
"Mornin', Madam Navigator."
"Good morning, Mr. Boothill."
And despite the fact that he blatantly broke into the Express (Pom-Pom is NOT happy about this JDKSAJDSKL), Boothill tips his hat, greets her politely, and is nothing but respectful when he says he has a favor to ask of her. Except it won't stay a favor long, of course- he has every intention of paying it back.
Himeko never agrees to things blindly, but she does bring up that all the knowledge Boothill contributed during the Charmony Festival was essential to preventing the universe from being pulled into Ena's Dream. And they were able to hold onto the Jade Abacus because Boothill used Tiernan's burial relic to summon the Galaxy Rangers instead. The Astral Express owes him a debt of gratitude, and besides, he's a friend of Dan Heng's. Of course she'll try to help him.
Boothill fidgets a bit, quickly brushes off the thanks, and tells Himeko he's having a problem with error codes. He keeps getting the same one, seemingly at random times, but the darn thing has no obvious cause. Dan Heng mentioned Himeko had been the one to rebuild the Astral Express. He knows it ain't the same, but it's not like he's askin' for any major repairs or nothin'. He was wonderin' if she could just take a look, maybe offer him some insight, since she seems to be somethin' of a mechanical wonder.
So Himeko walks him back to a another car, where she goes to tinker with machines without them crowding her bedroom. It's all neatly laid out and organized, and it only takes a second for Himeko to locate some specific device with a long cord. Instead of plugging it in herself, she holds the end of it out to him, like an offer rather than a demand, and Boothill visibly relaxes a bit. He still eyes it just a little warily for a second, but he accepts and plugs it into the port on his side.
Himeko pulls up the list of all recent errors, and they really are all the same. Boothill has had multiple temperature alarms over the past couple of weeks since the Charmony Festival, and they know it's not the environment, because Penacony is mostly dreamscape and kept mild year-round. The long-forgotten natural deserts are too far away.
Boothill is staring from the corner of his one good eye, so Himeko turns the hologram to let him see what she's doing easier. They don't appear to be false alarms. His internal temperature spikes and then slowly lowers again, high enough that if it lasted it would eventually cause damage.
One option is for her to start rooting through personal data, figuring out what he was doing at the time of each code, and tracing cause and correlation.
Instead, Himeko reads out the timestamps, and asks Boothill if he minds sharing what was happening around him when it occured.
Two weeks ago: He and Dan Heng went to explore Dreamflux Reef and found a bar- nice place, good atmosphere. Woman runnin’ it was a doll. Boothill left fer not even two minutes to get them drinks (Dan Heng knows like nothin’ about liquor, Madam Navigator, can you believe this guy) and when he came back, someone had already stolen his seat and was hittin’ on Dan Heng! Dan Heng didn't even care, just shooed ‘em off. Boothill laughed and said not to let him get in his way if he wanted to meet someone. Dan Heng looked at him like he'd grown a second head. Why would he want to leave with someone else, when he came here to be with Boothill?
Twelve days ago: While laying low- er, just rustlin’ up some grub- in the Moment of Blue, Boothill passed Dan Heng with March and Caelus playin’ on the beach, buildin’ sandcastles and the like. When he passed by again almost two hours later, they were still out there, with Dan Heng pullin’ March through the water on her inner tube and Caelus hangin’ off the back of it. He swam so fast! You'd think he was part water snake or somethin’. He looked happier ‘n a cat in a sunbeam… He has a nice smile, doesn't he?
Eleven days ago: Boothill was killin’ time in Dreamflux Reef when he turned the corner down a shady alley and saw Dan Heng, surrounded by three men demandin’ “protection money.” None of ‘em stood a chance, they were all on the ground before Boothill even blinked! So cool! Boothill wants to see that spear of his closeup- Anyway, Dan Heng stepped on one of ‘em on his way out, hahaha! Boothill stepped on the same guy a second time as he hurried to catch up.
Eight days ago: Here on the Express, actually. Boothill had mentioned bein’ curious about the archives, and Dan Heng personally invited him.
(“I remember that day, I saw you in the hall.” “Was there any problem with the heating that day?” “No, none. I don't think the temperature has anything to do with these error codes. I have a different theory, keep going.” “If ya say so.”)
Boothill was fascinated by an entry on aeons, and from a single question he asked about Lan, the two of ‘em ended up talkin’ fer hours. About aeons and Paths and Emanators, Acheron and Self-Annihilators, the Sea of Nihility, Tiernan, the Nameless and the Galaxy Rangers, their burial relics and their customs. Dan Heng finally just started writin’ and editin’ the entries in real time, with Boothill pointin’ things out and tellin’ him what to add in. They were at it so late that Boothill ended up sleepin' on a couch in one of the cars.
He'd figured there had to be something to make Dan Heng chatty- he'd caught just a glimpse of it that first night they met, sittin’ at the bar in the Reverie together. He'll have to ask about the archives more often, if it gets him all revved up like that.
One week ago: After that night of energetic discussion, Dan Heng was apparently hyped up, because after he'd downed some of Himeko's coffee (“You had some too, right? What did you think of it?” “It was great, even better'n chewin’ bullets!” "Thank you! That was my newest brew, I can't wait for everyone else to try it.") he actually asked Boothill to go hunting with him. Boothill asked who their target was, and was surprised when Dan Heng pulled out photos that looked like they were from March's camera, of all things, instead of a bounty or wanted poster.
And as he sat there, studying these pictures, Dan Heng explained that he wanted to hunt down these specific memory zone memes to record them into the archives. Planets with so much memoria are a rarity, especially with the Stellaron's activity thrown into the mix, which has surely affected the local “wildlife.” He might not get another opportunity like this for a long time. And Boothill had talked last night about his extensive expertise in tracking and hunting, so he should have plenty to offer here, Dan Heng would like to learn from his experience and see how he does things!
And oh, Madam Navigator, by the time Dan Heng was done speakin', his eyes were practically sparklin'! Just lit up like the sun! Boothill could scarcely believe it! The two of them couldn't even wait another day, they set out that very morning. It had been a long, long while since Boothill had tracked someone- er, somethin’- without the intent to capture or kill. It was…actually really nice. Nostalgic, but in a good way. It might even have been his favorite day on Penacony…so…far…
Boothill trails off as a couple of realizations crash into him. All the temperature alarms he's spoken about thus far- they've all happened in the company of Dan Heng. And now that he's thinking about it, he's pretty sure even the ones he hasn't yet talked about were with him, too. Dan Heng has been responsible for all of his error codes, every. single. one.
The screen in front of Himeko suddenly refreshes to the top of the list, displaying a new notification for the current time. Alert! Core temperature above normal range.
Himeko's knowing smile is sly as a snake.
Wwwwwelp, would ya look at the time, Boothill has some errands to meet, people to run, y’know how it is, he should really get goin'-
“Oh, Mr. Boothill? About that favor.” And Boothill jolts to a stop in the doorway because fudge, he can't just leave without hearing her out. He'd given his word. He has no problem running out on someone he thinks deserves it, but Himeko really had been kind to him to try and help him out. Her voice is just as knowing as her smile, Boothill can't turn around to look at her, or else he knows he won't be able to disguise the sound of his cooling fans kicking on.
“Don't make Dan Heng wait too long, ok~?”
“Y-Yes, ma'am.”
#honkai star rail#henghill#bootheng#Himeko KNOWS abort mission abort!!!#I really love Himeko sorta looking after Boothill the same way she does her crew even if he's not one of them haha. She's so sweet with-#-Dan Heng. She really seems to adore him and wants him to be safe and happy. I think she would be so happy he's found a new friend!#She wants to help this happen!! So get to it Boothill!!!#Was yapping about this fic to Ray and she nearly fucking oneshotted me: 'It's especially funny because we've got a Vidyadhara and a cyborg-#'-they literally have all the time in the world. SHE's the one who wants to be around to see it happen akfbbsbd''#AND JUST. GOD. Himeko knowing that she won't outlive Dan Heng. She's only human. She can't compare to a Vidyadhara lifespan. So she wants-#-to make sure Dan Heng has as many people as possible. She wants to know he'll be taken care of and not be lonely even after she's gone.#Himeko wants to see this important moment in his life happen she wants to be around for it *sobbing*#I'd been wanting to write this for a long time though because for me henghill is all about the little moments. like. they talked so much-#-back and forth in 2.2. they spent so much time together. they get along shockingly well. Dan Heng could have gone almost anywhere to wait-#-for the trailblazer to wake up after defeating Sunday. And instead of anywhere else Dan Heng returned right to Boothill's side. Was still-#-hanging out with him at the Reverie's bar. Still just chattering away. The point is that these two have a strong friendship to build a-#-romance on! They enjoy each other's company! They like spending time together! And I love that! I want to see their mundane nights!!#They'd have such fun dates uweh... They go on a coffee date and miss Himeko's coffee haha#(fun story Boothill's dialogue about Himeko's coffee was originally going to be 'it was uh...an experience. ain't nothin' else like it in-#-the world.' 'thank you!' But then I read Boothill's parlor car dialogue and? it turns out he LOVES Himeko's coffee? go figure ajfldjas)#(afaik he and Dan Heng are literally the only ones. how cute is that haha)#hsr#boothill#himeko#dan heng#hsr boothill#hsr himeko#hsr dan heng#my fics
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this is the second ever fictional man who has changed my brain chemistry
#kaidan alenko#mass effect#what's up gang. i actually started liking kaidan at first specifically because#i found out he was unpopular and seend as quote boring unquote to the larger fan base#and i'm a contrarion first and person second#but genuinely he's so well written and his complexity makes me want to study him and analyze his relationship#with shepard and the rest of the normandy crew#king i'm sorry that your crime was having gone to therapy you deserve better#he'll never replace the andromeda crew in my heart bc i played me:a vefore the ot#and it was my first pc game#but god . god. god. biting the bars of my cage#he makes me feel insane (affectionate)#(the other man who changed my brain chemistry is grimaldus from wh40k but that's a whole other thing#which can be summarized with BARKBARKBAKRBAKRBKARB BARK BARK)#anyway.#i would be surprised if this hasnt been done before
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Just keep the morning a bay a little longer.
@swanfloatieknight wrote this lovely Fitzier fic “Sîne Klâwen” based on middle high german poetry conventions, of having a watchman warn two lovers that dawn has come ☺️
#fitzier#francis crozier#james fitzjames#henry le vesconte#the terror#fic rec#Sîne Klâwen#my art#the heraldry above their heads is that banner Crozier’s crew made for him in the Antarctic expedition#with bees that seem to pop up on Crozier heraldry#i made up a design for James#it’s a rose for Rose Hill where he grew up over a bar sinister that’s a symbol for illegitimate family origins#the colours of green gold red white and blue are ones found on the portugese flag
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Do you guys think Rocket switched from 732874 tons of alcohol to that milky fizz thing because of Quill. Because he saw what it was doing to his best friend. And not because Rocket was scared he'd end up like that himself, but because he didn't want to hurt his friends the way Peter was hurting them (even though it wasn't exactly his fault). Because he was also trying to stay sober so he wouldn't encourage Quill to keep drinking and also because he was trying to be more helpful cuz he knows he has emotionalistical issues and couldn't reach Peter the way he needed him to. Because they are all very tragic and traumatized people who have nothing but each other and therefore are willing to protect that at all costs but at the same time they don't always know how to. Because no matter how much you try and how much you want to sometimes you can't give people what they need besides your relentless love. Because Rocket knew they felt the same about him. Do you guys think
#this came from that 4 sec scene at the beginning of vol 3 when Rocket finds Quill passed out at the bar yes why#or maybe he just likes milk who knows!!! lets ask him!!!#the unbreakable bond between an angry raccoon and his dumb best friend#my beautiful weird found family trying to show each other love in their own odd and lacking and clumsy ways#also i'll get to them requests soon 🫶🫶#rocky and pete#gotg#guardians of the galaxy#rocket raccoon#peter quill
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takashi shirogane was stronger than me because if i was stuck in a spaceship with five teenagers and a middle aged uilf (uncle i'd like to fuck) and no one else for months and years on end i wouldve killed myself full stop. pour one out for the guy who suffered more than jesus because god knows that man hasn't cracked open a cold one in a WHILE
#voltron#ant chatters#i found a post of mine from when i was 14 talking about shiro being a tired old man. very strange to look back on. i can't put myself in#anyone else's shoes except shiro's now. that poor motherfucker. when was the last time he got laid. had a shot. errands. concerts. bars.#christ. my fellow 20s soldier you must stay strong#isn't he dead dead? didn't they kill him? or was that his irrelevant shoehorned boyfriend#he was gay stuck with a bunch of kids and one straight man. jesus christ#i bet he and lotor wouldve had the craziest situationship in the galaxy. the amount of dyke drama that breakup would create.#heartbreaking: character you loathed (lotor) as a child is probably your type now.
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been reflecting on tommy kinard and actually maybe i don't even hate him that much. hes kind of a funny guy... and i truly do not see him with buck at ALL but he's hardly going to be endgame so probably what has been inspiring so much of my hatred is the weirdo bt fans i think
#as a side character who is only sometimes there i find him entertaining#and god was it funny that he was just sitting alone in a dark bar when ravi found him... girl#no self respect he is having sex with his ex who HE broke up with in the house of the guy who he think is his competition#and then he unpacked some of buck's stuff in the morning too and went to the shops and made breakfast...#levels of pathetic i can truly admire#also like. im a weird buddie fan to the bts im sure but i reserve the right to find anybody on the internet annoying and so does anyone els#911#911 spoilers#tommy kinard#buddie#mine
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