#they do not get along

[ghoulinfuschia]

Dont worry about it! But colored and shaded

[slasherfantasy]

I love hybrid and shifter au's, but whenever I think too long about them, I start thinking about my own pets and the kind of things I say to them.

"[Dog] STOP following the cat! The cat would be happy to be friends but the cat does not want you to sniff her butt!"

"[Dog1], stop sniffing her genitals! [Dog2]'s already displaying all the behaviors of a submissive pup, you don't need to sniff her genitals too!"

"[Dog2] for god's sake, stop barking at the cat! The cat is hiding under a table! You don't need to bark at her! She's not doing anything to you!"

"[Dog1], NO! I gave that stick to [Dog2]! You cannot take that stick from her just because you're jealous that I gave her a stick! *gives stick back to dog2* Here, [Dog1], here's a new stick, this one is all yours *both dogs happily destroying sticks*"

"You better stop getting in her face, [Dog2]. She's gonna bap-bap-bap you! You better leave her alone! *dog2 predictably gets smacked in the face by the cat and begins crying despite having harassed the cat for an hour*"

*endless hours kicking the soccer/football ball for one dog while simultaneously playing tug-of-war with a stuffed alligator for the other dog*

*hears the cat hiss from another room and rushes in in time to see dog2 get absolutely wrecked by a smack-smack-smack to the face*

In short, Price is exhausted and is considering telling Gaz that he's not allowed to keep the cat hybrid. (But he can't stand the combined sad faces from his team and the kitty... no matter how many times the kitty smacks particular team members... daily...)

[tac-bat]

Teen twins :3

[rambler-in-limbo]

so Bruno, how’s business going?

Bruno: Wonderful! Amazing even!

Pino: .tocsam a fo erom s’eH

Bruno: Don’t deter the customers with your ugly attitude, cugino.

Pino: .pu tuhS

[kuberish]

"AAAAAAAAAA"

"aaaaaaaaaaa"

[yuexias]

thinking about giving siyue a half brother who's an actor... the hot insane charming idol with her solemn tired sexy actor brother..

[miss-andromeda]

I'm on the train of 'let's post funny videos and have it relate to the cast of All's Fair' 😅

This time, Andi and Casey - she's Josh (red), he's Drake (gray) 😌🖤🩷

(Though it would've been funnier if it was reversed - iykyk 😉)

@tinkabelle19 @android-cap-007 @m1dnyt3-w0lf @eveandtheturtles @jasminarts01 @raphsmuneca @kikithedreamerwriter

[shadowthestoryteller]

*during Convergence Hijinx*

Imperial!Crosshair: I am loyal to my empire. They're making the galaxy a better place.

Adventures!Crosshair, looking him up and down: Really think that? Bless your heart.

Imperial!Crosshair: ?????

Shadow:

[lazylittledragon]

can't believe we're all adults being forced into the club penguin level of censorship in 2024

[brown-spider]

Hey remember how Noir is an anti-fascist from 1933

[chloesimaginationthings]

William Afton into the FNAF-verse

[redsray]

i think one of my favourite parts about the "Jason has an army of kids in Crime Alley that will do anything to protect their protector" HC is that they absolutely would inherit all of his 'little shit' traits. they'd throw the other Bats off course on purpose. Dick, trying to find Jay: Have you seen Hood, by any chance? Kid: Sure I did. 'e's gone to the ice-cream store down in th'Narrows. He buys us ice-cream, sometimes. Dick: okay, thanks kid! (backflips away) Dick: Dick: there's no ice-cream store near the Narrows. Tim, just walking by Crime Alley: The kids, throwing rocks at him while Jason watches in amusement:

[sophies-junkyard]

I’m in the South. I’ve got ears to the ground. Republicans are SWEATING at the prospect of Kamala being nominated. They’re not sure Trump can beat her.

Let’s prove them right.

[egophiliac]

he did it! 🐍 and it only took...uhhh...well, there probably could've been less punches, but why hold back!

PUNCHES FOR EVERYONE

[canisalbus]

✦ Diplomacy ✦

[kelocitta]

[OFFICIAL WORK] The RW vinyl repress covers I was commissioned for by Videocult!