#they did so well with the little info i gave about the two sillies

[glitchedrabbit]

my friend who is amazing at writing is getting their own ao3 account, they wrote a beckory fic for me and I absolutely loved it and will definitely enjoy them to post it when they get the account

[newkatzkafe2023]

So for a part 2 for the courtnapping, how would the others react to the monkeys being courtnapped?

THIS IS THE GENDERBEND VERSION😊

(Lmk Wukong) Mk was heading to flower fruit mountain for another day of training until she saw something that made her jaw drop. she saw a WHOLE ASS MANSION next to Wukong's little house and saw that the baby monkeys got a bunch of new baby and kids toys to play with hell their was even a playground. Mk ran inside to see a bunch of expensive furniture, and she ran in the halls to see multiple paintings and photos, some of Wukong and some of a another tall male Monkey and the rest of them was Wukong and the man AKA you together. That's when she found Wukong sitting in a Jacuzzi making out with the same man in the pictures

(Wukong)(kissing) Oh💛 Huh? OH MK HEY I forgot you were coming 😅

(Mk)...................Who is that????😦

(Wukong) Oh this is M/n he's my new husband💛

Mk was at an extreme loss at the info she was given, Wukong then told her that she was courtnapped a few months back, but it was love at first sight for you both and that's all that matters to Mk.

(NR Wukong) Li and Stu were dumbfounded, the young couple hadn't seen Wukong in a few weeks just to see her dressed up in even more expensive clothing they both ever seen. You and Wukong have gotten back from shopping downtown where you gave her your blackcard and told her to go crazy and she purchased whatever caught her eye no matter how expensive it was.

(Li) uhh what do you got there🤨?

(Wukong) a smoothie😊🥤

(Stu) She means the rich guy next to you😑

(Wukong) Oh my new husband 🥰

(Li and Stu) YOUR WHAT?!?!?!?!?

Then Wukong cheerfully explained to the couple, about meeting you at a fancy nightclub and how you rocked her world. How You would spoiled her rotten and she was just madly in love with you. Meanwhile Li and Stu just sat in shock as you sat and typed away on your phone but smile when she spoke about you.

(HIB Wukong) She still needs to get used to this whole courtnapping thing, especially when the children now live with you as well. You wasted no time spoiling Silly Boy and Luier with whatever they wanted, even giving them a fat wad of cash as so-called pocket money. Meanwhile was just dumbfounded on how she could be so calm in this situation, and she would think this would make her uncomfortable.

(Pigsy) soooo how did you guys meet😐

(Wukong) Well it all started at the marketplace🥺

Wukong continues to explained your meeting with her, and bought her to your home promising to provide for her and the children. Which you did in an infinite way she could never imagine.

(MKR Wukong) The pilgrims and the monk look like deer in the headlights, Wukong was gone for a week and now she came back. The small group had many questions for Wukong before somebody came from behind Wukong and their jaw touch the floor. Soon their was a tall male Monkey with a expensive looking battle armor holding a large duffel bag with him.

(MKR Wukong) Master tang this is M/n he's new fiancée, we plan to get married at the end of the journey

(pilgrims)...............EXCUSE US?!?!?

Wukong then continued to explain what happened to the men about how you both met and your whole courtnapping ritual and about what happened at your mansion, and the battle that happened between the two of you. meanwhile you doted on fruity as you immediately saw her as a daughter to spoil rotten too.

(Netflix Wukong) Lin was very worried about his sister-figure Wukong, I mean He knew Wukong could take care of herself but he still loves and cares about her. Until he was invited by her to her new home, which confused him greatly but when he saw it was from Wukong he headed over looking for an explanation. Dragon queen following close behind and that's when they saw her in front of a whole FREAKING CASTLE!!! The saw Netflix with cucumbers on her eyes as a servant messaging her face, shocking Lin and Making dragon queen super jealous. Wukong felt a presence and move one of the cucumbers to see Lin and Dragon queen.....

(Wukong) OH GUYS YOU MADE IT!!!😎

(Lin) What....is going on......here😧

(Wukong) Oh Lin get this I was courtnapped a few weeks ago and now I have an new fiancée

(Dragon Queen) YOU WERE WHAT?!?!?!?

Lin was perplexed from the whole situation, but after an quick explanation on demon Customs from Dragon queen he now understood, long story short Wukong is now a trophy Fiance but is loved and cherished by you dearly.

(BMW Wukong) The celestial court was on Edge. The monkey queen hadn't made a peep in months. Their wasn't an incident, altercation, or anything hell, not even Erlang had heard from the Monkey girl. It didn't take long for her to be assigned to figure out what Wukong was up too so with her all seeing eye she found Wukong, she was on FFM alright but THEIR WAS A HUGE MANOR BUILT ON THERE! Erlang immediately headed down. She quickly found Wukong sunbathing and drinking expensive wine with a face mask and cucumbers on her eyes

(Wukong) What are you doing on my mountain Erlang???😎🍷

(Erlang)(unmoving) Monkey what is all this, What have you done here???

(Wukong) Oh haven't you heard I'm married now, my husband is moving into the mountain this mouth🙄

(Erlang) You what now???🫨

Wukong proceeded to explain how she was courtnapped about a year ago, but she found us to be interesting so You know the whole song in dance and now you're married. Erlang meanwhile was buffering like never before, Even With her three eyes , she did not see this coming at all😲.

(Destined one) Poor Auntie Bajie was worried sick about D.O, she was looking everywhere for the young female monkey but it was a dead end. Bajie felt all hope was lost until she heard news of a pair of monkeys getting married and ran to where she heard the rumors. That's when she saw the destined one reading a book, as their were curlers in her head, as she sat with a cup of tea and a servant scrubbing her feet.

(Bajie) THERE YOU ARE NIECE, I WAS WORRIED ABOUT YOU, CAN'T EVEN LEAVE A NOTE AND JUST DISAPPEAR......also What is all this????🤔🤨

The destined one just showed Bajie her Beautiful wedding ring with a ridiculously large and expensive rock on it. Bajie's jaw dropped at this and she finally noticed you next to the destined one surrounded by more servents as you ate peaches while getting your long fur brushed. Bajie then Put two and two together and was honestly shocked and impressed that the destined one went out and found a rich husband.

FEEL FREE TO REBLOG💍

[morallysuperiorlips]

Fanfiction Taught Me 90% of What I Know About Writing

That’s the gods honest truth. And I’m saying that as someone who has a literal college degree in writing.

I took SO MANY writing classes in college. All genres. Creative. Playwriting. Screenwriting. Editorial. Journalistic. Business. Technical. I’ve been writing since I could hold a pencil correctly, and really started to pursue it in 2nd grade when every teacher following gushed about my writing skills. I can confidently say I’ve been honing my craft for over two decades.

However, I didn’t really git gud at writing until I started really writing fanfiction. Like, joining a fandom and actively writing an ongoing fic for it.

Again, I’d taken years upon years of writing classes. I learned story structure, grammar, theming, POVs, tone, etc. all throughout school. I learned how to receive feedback and edit my work a little more down the road. I learned from professionals in the field. I worked with mentors.

However, none of that helped my skyrocket my skills like writing fanfiction did.

Fanfiction taught me how to actually write deep, nuanced, and compelling characters. I never once filled out a 200-question character sheet for any character I wrote on some silly school assignment. I never knew how to really know my characters until I was writing OCs for a fandom.

Fanfiction taught me the value of being concise. My schooling had drilled the concept of long, purple prose into me over time and in writing for a fandom for a children’s game, I unlearned that real quick.

Fanfiction really taught me the concept of “show, don’t tell.” I never really knew what a penchant I had for info dumping until somebody pointed out to me most of my headcanon’d lore drops happened in exposition and not in action.

Fanfiction taught me how to worldbuild. Eating the canon of my preferred fandom gave me a lot of time to strengthen my chops while I came up with my own answers to canon lore I hated.

Fanfiction taught me consistency. In school, I mostly wrote short stories. I hadn’t really bitten off a longer project until I started writing a longfic, and in doing so, I learned how to keep my characters, plot, and world consistent for a prolonged period of chapters.

Fanfiction gave me a close-knit community to consistently bounce my ideas off of, and give me feedback that actually served me in terms of bettering my skills and the story I was writing. Not just for the sake of meeting the measures of a grade or rubric given by a teacher.

I could go on and on, but tl;dr, I owe my current skillset and understanding of writing to writing fic. I wouldn’t be at the level I am without it. Honestly, I wouldn’t even be writing my current WIP without it.

So, to anyone who might have told you that fanfic is a waste of time, they are just objectively wrong. And if you’re reading this thinking for yourself that fanfic is a waste of time, well, you’re stupid and also objectively wrong :>

Fanfiction is valuable. Don’t underestimate it.

[loveandmurders]

Hey I love your writing! Can we get house wife reader with Billy and stu. Where a victim find reader hoping they'd save them and reader ends up killing the victim themselves

Hello darling, thank you so much for your kind words; I'm glad you're enjoying my work <3

And thank you for this cute request, I hope you'll enjoy it as well! <3

NO BLOOD ON MY FLOOR!! (female reader x poly!Ghostface)

Warnings: no proof reading, murders, blood, violence, sexual desires, pissed off reader, murderous reader, reader is wearing a dress and lingerie (no other physical description).

When Billy and Stu told you they were going to bring two victims home to play with them, you quickly told them you didn’t like that plan at all. You were even against it and you warned them you were going to be very mad at them if they still did it.

It wasn’t because you didn’t enjoy them killing people. On the contrary: whenever flash info was talking about all the terrible things Ghostface did, you were all hot and bothered, and you needed the two men to take care of you, as soon as possible, in the most delicious way they knew. No, it wasn’t about that. 

And it wasn’t because you were afraid to be hurt either. You knew that Billy would always keep an eye on you to make sure you stay safe and sound. It wouldn’t be the first time that Ghostface was killing someone while you were in the same house or in the same room, so you knew how to behave and they were very attentive to not put you into too much danger. They needed their pretty little wife to be alright anyways. No, it wasn’t about that.

What was bothering you was the blood. You knew that your lovers weren’t the most clean killers in the world because they were playful and sometimes a little bit clumsy and silly (but don’t tell them). And you perfectly knew you would be the one who would clean up the blood and all the stains after their slaughter. 

You weren’t a happy bunny about it.

But Billy had already everything planned and Stu was very excited about it, so you knew they wouldn’t listen to your complaint. No matter how much you were going to pout and to sulk away. You even promised yourself to not let them seduce you in bed after the killing… or in the shower as a matter of fact. Actually, you were planning on sleeping on the couch to show them how upset you were with them. Even if it was hard to be mad at them, because Billy was a sweet talker and manipulator and because Stu was an excited puppy who was way too adorable for your own good.

The afternoon of the killing arrived. You had prepared some tea and cookies for the guests, like the good housewife you truly were, despite everything. Stu was chatting around, a hand on your thigh under the table, until he excused himself, saying he needed to check on what Billy was doing. You sighed to yourself as you reached for the security home remote and you turned it on. All the windows and doors were perfectly locked now and metallic curtains lowered down over the possible exits of the house. You liked how safe this installation always made you feel. Your two killers were a little bit paranoid, but you didn’t mind it. And it gave you all the privacy you needed when you were having sexual games… But today it was a bloody one.

The two guests noticed that everything was locked up pretty quickly because of the sound of the curtains. They started to worry, wondering what was going on. They were about to ask you when Ghostface appeared in the room. By the way the man played with the knife, you knew it was Billy. You sat on the kitchen counter so you could watch what was going on without being in the way. The men ran away, as Ghostface followed them without any kind of hurry, knowing they had nowhere to go anyways.

You felt arms wrapping around your waist from behind and you turned your head to find another Ghostface hugging you. You scoffed at Stu and unwrapped his arms from your body.

“Go play now. I’m pissed at the mess you’ll create in my house” you pouted and Stu removed his mask.

“Ah come on, baby girl. We’ll take good care of you tonight… And we both know you enjoy the killings. It has been a while since you have been able to see everything with your own two eyes. Don’t you like that?” he asked while gently kissing your shoulders and neck.

“I like it when it’s in someone’s else house” you replied and you pushed his face away from you “I thought about sleeping on the couch tonight, but maybe I should make you sleep outside actually” you huffed

“We promise we’ll make it up to you, princess” Stu said as he put his mask back on and left the room. 

You sighed once again when you heard someone scream in agony at the other side of the house. You just hoped there wouldn’t be any blood on the walls. Because the floor was one thing, but the walls… With the paint and sometimes the wallpaper… Gosh, you knew it would be just impossible to clean up!

You got startled from your own thoughts when one of the guests stumbled inside the room. He was hurt, clenching at his side. He saw you and hope lit up in his eyes. He was certain you were going to help him.

“You need to call the police” he told you as he came closer to you and you simply smiled at him.

“Oh yes, of course” you hummed without moving an inch. You were deep down a little bit annoyed at your boys for leaving a victim so close to you. They really weren’t that careful because it was inside their own house, and it was truly upsetting you, and in a different way that the blood was annoying you.

“Please, please, do something. We need to find a way out of your house… We need to… Why aren’t you scared?” he whispered as he was now leaning against the wall next to you. You hummed in disapproval when you saw blood stains on your floor and walls, but also on the pieces of furniture he leaned on to help himself walk to you. You hated this mess already.

“I really hate that. I’m married to idiots who don’t care about me” you grumbled

“Please, do something!” the man yelled at you, not understanding why you weren’t reacting and what you were talking about. “Ghostface will kill us both” he added, thinking you might not realise the seriousness of the situation.

“No, they won’t” you finally said as you got up. The guest relaxed a little bit, thinking you were now understanding what was going on and that you were going to find a way out of your own house. He frowned when you opened a kitchen drawer and grabbed a long knife from it.

“No, no, we can’t fight” the man reached for you.

“I’m not going to fight, I’m just going to kill you myself” you smiled at him before stabbing him before he could react from your words. He screamed and fell on the ground. He tried to protect himself but you were already straddling him and stabbing him over and over again. You never stopped smiling as you did so. Your dress, skin and hair were covered in blood, as well as your floor and kitchen furniture. But at least you were the one creating the mess and it was making you feel better. A lot of the tensions left your body.

Stu and Billy had finished the other man off and they were wondering where the last one went. They grew concerned when they heard a scream and they started to think that it might have been a mistake to bring them here: they wouldn't forgive themselves if anything happened to you because of their dark hobby and carelessness.

They ran through the whole house; Billy was looking for you and Stu was trying to find the last victim to kill him. They both ended up in the kitchen. And they paused when they saw you.

You were looking like a divinity of death to them. You were leaning against the counter, your arms crossed on your chest. You were covered in red. At your feet, the man was dead, with the knife still piercing through his heart. Blood was leaking from him and you had to sit on the counter to avoid your shoes being also coated in the sticky and red liquid. Billy and Stu removed their masks.

“You killed him?” Billy asked. If you had always been a fan of their work, you had never killed anyone before. No one they knew about at least.

“Nah, he fell on the knife” you rolled your eyes “Yes, I killed him. You both better get rid of the bodies! Right now!” you screamed at them. They exchanged a look and smirked. You were so hot when you were pissed at them, covered in blood.

“A kiss first, baby. And then we’ll even help you with the blood” Billy purred as he walked to you. “Didn’t know red suited you that well either” he hummed as he wrapped an arm around you. You tried to push him away but he was stronger than you. And soon enough Stu was also cornering you.

“Maybe we should help you with your bloody clothes first, darling” Stu added “Because if red suits you, I’m sure that your dress on the ground will look even better” he smirked and you hated how you felt yourself blushing at such raw desire from them.

“I’m still mad at you” you tried to resist. 

Billy shushed you before his lips found your neck. He brought you back on the floor, despite the pool of blood at your feet. He pushed you against the nearest wall. Stu followed the movement and he kissed the other side of your neck. Their hands were all over you as they started to undress you. You would have loved to say that you resisted, but you didn’t. You let your head go backward so you gave them more room. You also let your dress fall on the ground. They had a little look at your body and they groaned in want. You were always putting on some cute little lingerie under your outfit, and the boys were never disappointed.

“A shower is mandatory” Billy said as he tugged you

“You’re still sleeping outside tonight. Both of you” you warned them. Then the memory of how upset you were before killing the man hit you. “Hey, you left me alone with the victim. You let him talk to me while you were God knows where. I thought you cared about your wife” you told them as you stopped walking, frowning at them. They exchanged another look.

“I’m truly sorry about that, Y/N. It won’t happen again” Billy promised with sincerity. “Let us take care of you now as a way to apologise for what happened” he continued

“You’ll clean up,” you said. They weren’t too happy about it but they nodded. “And you’ll bring me to a nice restaurant tomorrow evening. I want something romantic” you added because you felt you could get away with absolutely anything at the moment. 

Billy wasn’t too impressed but he couldn’t displease his wife any more he already did so he nodded. Stu enjoyed how you were playing them.

“Of course, baby. But first… a shower.”

[writings-ofthe-heart]

(Mizu, BES)/(Reader)

- prompt: "Always give them the first bite of food."

Cw: None

Info: Reader is fem sorry, may be ooc, i tried. I love my woman so much this is self indulgent and motivated by my day one <3

Mizu walked. Like always, being followed by Ringo and his sister. You were quiet, but agreeable. Mizu only allowed you to follow because Ringo didn't want to leave you alone with your father. The sky weaned and the sun began to fall. Purple and black scattered to the East. Nightfall would arrive soon, Mizu thought absently. Her body ws always tense, ready to pounce on enemies, but her mind? Tranquile. Calm, it seemed like the soft, unmoving ocean.

You were only taken in by Ringo after being left on the noodleshops doorsteps. A cliche backstory, but what could you do? Growing up with Ringo was the best outcome of your childhood. Because of him, you had a certain joy within your aura. Despite the lack of speaking, socializing you did normally, you had good spirit. You were good.

The group set up camp. A fire was lit, courtesy of Ringo and you just looked around for sticks. A silence spread throughout the wintery forest. Mizu sliced the air, releasing an audible sound of her precision. You had stumbled across her, coming face to face when she cut down a tree with ease. You yelped.

"What are you doing here?" She grumbled. You shrugged, softly quipping, "Collecting sticks. What do you want to eat tonight?"

Mizu wondered why you even asked, "..." She rolled her shoulders, narrowing icy eyes behind her lens at you. "Anything is fine."

"Well, okay." You turned to walk away.

An hour after, you were all sitting around the fire as the pot simmered. You stood, grabbing small wooden bowls and scooping the soup into it. There were only two so you gave Ringo one and was about to hand the second bowl to Mizu when her hand stopped it.

"Drink some first. I can eat when you're done."

Confused as you were, you nodded slowly and sipped it. After half the soup was gone you refilled and slid it to Mizu who had dozen off, or at least that's what it looked like. She ate, and eventually you and Ringo fell asleep.

But this didn't just happen once. Another trip to Mihonoseki proved to be a habit of hers.

She broke a rice cake piece before even touching it and shoved it in your hand. Walking idly, you were startled and paused looking down at the crumbled, small piece of dry rice cake. Immediately you swallowed it, to be frank you weren't even hungry but, oh well.

Ringo knew something was weird with Mizu and his sister. First, he didn't pay mind because Mizu is just... odd in general. Not until the third instance where, Mizu not only offered, but refused to eat until you had taken a piece or a bite, did he start thinking more about it. His sister was pretty, he didn't try to disagree but you were oblivious to say the least, unable to see what's in front of you.

Mizu calmly set her chopsticks down. "Try it, I'm sure it's good but I can't risk being poisoned."

Another silly excuse, Ringo rolled his eyes digging into his own bowl of soba noodles. You sighed, dragging Mizu's bowl in front of you and slurping one, exactly one noodle.

"Tastes good to me, now eat! It's almost closed." You tried to hurry her. She seemed unfazed as now and only now Mizu began to eat the soba.

Ringo made an excuse to pull you outside while Mizu finished, (it was incredibly obvious and clumsy.)

"Hey. You must have noticed something weird with Mizu now right?" He holds you by your shoulders.

You purse your lips, "Um..? No.. If you mean her in general, well, I think that's just how she is."

Ringo exhales harshly. The cold wind making itself known in your ears. "No, her habit. Habit of making you eat her food first? Making sure "it tastes good?" Habit of randomly offering you her very first bite? Anything ring bells in your little head?" He grew more frustrated, practically shaking you.

You held up your hands, admitting defeat. "I thought it was just me!"

"You know, it seems oddly intimate for a person like Mizu." He noted. "You don't think..." Ringo gasped, loudly. Mizu appeared outside, her sword clinked as she looked around wildly for danger.

She furrowed her brows at you both, "Excuse me." Mizu walked back into the noodle shop.

"Mizu likes you." Ringo breathlessly, excitedly, exclaimed.

"What?!"

[wannab-urs]

Pedro Pascal Character Fic Recs | Vol 37

AO3 | Kofi | Main Masterlist | The Spreadsheet Masterlist

Howdy folks!

Welcome to my bi-weekly fic rec list! This is everything I read in the last two weeks. It's... a lot. I did March Fic Madness and also just was generally in a reading mood so there's like 40 fics here. They're in alphabetical order by boy.

All info provided by the author unless it was blank, in which case I filled it in.

Constellations in his eyes

Dave York one shot by @janaispunk

Your fiancé stands you up on your birthday. Dave doesn’t.

infidelity, shitty boyfriend, angst, fluff, kissing, able-bodied reader, reader has hair, no use of y/n

What Love Means

Dave York one shot by @ravensmadreads

Dave has a panic attack and you help him through it

So David is probably ooc (but this version of him is my comfort character sorry), description of a panic attack, mentions of canon violence, and like the barest hint at smut.

The Mess of Us

Dave York one shot by @ravensmadreads

I gave david york my heart and then proceeded to bash it with a sledgehammer - forgive me :p this is the same universe as What Love Means

vague smut, lots of angst (i mean i tried), almost entirely canon compliant, vague-ish attempt at smut, mild cursing, insane use of italics.

The One

Dieter one shot by @schnarfer

If one thing had been different, would everything be different today?

Bit of emotional torment, drink and drugs references, Dieter POV, happy ending? Always Fleabag coded.

Purple Haze

Dieter one shot by @schnarfer

that boy put a spell on you

1960’s London Dieter Bravo AU, heavy on the British slang, explicit alcohol and drug references, reader is a model but no physical descriptions, outfit descriptions, swearing, sort of enemies to lovers if you squint, smut; protected PIV, light bondage, reader is in control and Dieter is a subby puddle, pet names (angel, doll, darling), light dirty talk, playful slaps. Just a note we’re always very Fleabag coded here.

House Arrest

Dieter one shot by @rulexofxnines

Dieter stays over at your place out of desperation. Things get out of hand so you take control of the situation.

forced proximity, only one bed, a goat

The Howler Monkey

Dieter one shot by @covetyou

You got him here, he was safely tucked away upstairs and everything was going, mostly, according to plan. So, who the fuck is screaming?

no smut but some nudity, implied drug use/addiction, little bit silly, mildly angsty, performance anxiety, screaming, Dieter Bravo's soft cock. basically mild hurt/comfort/fluff with my usual bit of silliness.

Vampire!Dieter

Dieter one shot by @chronically-ghosted

Interview with a vampire, gatsby style

flirting, a bit of blood, maybe dubcon due to The Thrall but i think it's safe to say we all want It from vampire!dieter, unbeta-ed because i needed to write something or someone was going to die

Brick House

Dieter one shot by @nerdieforpedro

Dieter buys a house for you and the baby

mention of past drug use, fertility issues, mention of sperm donation and clinics, false pretenses, Dieter might be a bit obsessed or a lot

Stay sexy and don't get murdered

Dieter one shot by @chronically-ghosted

Trapped behind a secret wall to hide from a murderer, the close proximity forces you and Dieter to confront feelings you rather bury underneath your case to prove your favorite neighbor didn’t commit suicide.

brief moments of tv-appropiate terror, arguing, mentions of suicide, mentions of death/murder, but more importantly: smut (like half of this is smut), oral (f!receiving), dieter’s bare ass nearly catching on fire, too many feelings for something that started as a crack fic idea

Fare Well

Dieter one shot by @nerdieforpedro

Dieter has been working so hard. He still has an issue that might be because of his mind. What can he do about it? Do anything else.

unhealthy coping, sexual dysfunction, sex work, teasing, pet names, sexual activity (actual and implied I think? I should know. 🙃)

A poor plan to confess

Dieter one shot by @nerdieforpedro

Dieter is doing his best to stay sober. You have a large part in his plans. They aren’t well thought out.

Dieter being a bit rude, porn use, mention of masturbation, teasing, improper toy use?, very bad communication, some mentions of sexual activities and acts, Nerdie is unsure of what she wrote

Conversation Pit

Dieter one shot @thosewickedlovelies

You’re viewing a mansion with Dieter, and it has a conversation pit. Does he have the discipline to keep his hands to himself?

friends with benefits, SMUT: Dieter’s favorite dom appears 👀 could it be someone we know?; mmf threesome, piv sex, semipublic sex but don’t worry, edging (m receiving), references to sex work

Lush

Din one shot by @the-scandalorian

Mando makes regular visits to the healing baths.

touch-starved Din; reader is blindfolded; smut

Immortal By Design

Din one shot by @beskarandblasters

Din Djarin picks up a mysterious job at the Bounty Hunter’s Guild from a high paying client that specifically requested him. Once he tracks down the bounty, he discovers two things— you tracking the bounty for different reasons entirely and a lot more than he bargained for.

reader is able-bodied, canon divergent (long live the Razor Crest), no Grogu in this universe, possession, cursed object, dark!Din, monsterfucking (I think), Din has heightened capabilities, dub con/noncon, restraints, reader gets captured, oral sex (M and F receiving), rough oral sex, fingering, vaginal sex, unprotected sex, creampie, mir’sheb = smart ass, character death, no use of y/n

Enchanted to Meet You

Din one shot by @beskarandblasters

You’re a senator for the New Republic and tonight you’re forced to attend the New Republic Gala. Senator Xiono won’t leave you alone but that in turn leads you to meet Mando, a security guard at the event. And that leaves you wonderstruck.

Reader is able-bodied, canon divergent, reader has consumed alcohol, creepy guy at the gala, fingering, semi public sex, vaginal sex, pull out method, pet names (cyar’ika, mesh’la), no use of y/n

I don't mind bleeding

Din one shot by @quicksilvermad

You and the Mandalorian have a mutually beneficial relationship—he pays your rent and you feed him when he needs fresh blood.

vampire!Din, blood, PIV sex, biting, sex work, second person POV, AFAB Reader, one instance of "good girl", aftercare

Bound

Din one shot by @frannyzooey

It’s your thighs he’s bound this time — not your hands for a change.

smut, bondage, AU

Hello to the Green

Ezra one shot by @the-blind-assassin-12

Down a ship, a crew, and a working air filter, and suffering from a rapidly worsening infection, Ezra makes one last ditch effort to get home. And he hopes it’s enough.

language, angst, injury and illness, death

Paint With Me

Frankie one shot by @bitchesuntitled

You have a crush on the dad of your daughter’s best friend.

Sexual innuendos and cursing

Right on Cue

Frankie one shot by @ramblers-lets-get-ramblin

The quiet bartender lends you a hand after you've closed up for the night.

reader is able-bodied but otherwise undescribed. Oral sex f receiving, protected PIV, that's pretty much it. this is just PWP

Door Number Three

Javi G drabble by @morallyinept

Javi shows you what he keeps behind that mirrored door

Character talk alludes to sexy things.

Dámelo

Javi P one shot by @ramblers-lets-get-ramblin

You want more. Javi wants to give it to you. You just have to give him something first.

mutual masturbation, vaginal fingering, aftercare. reader is able-bodied but otherwise undescribed.

Dress Up Joel

Joel series @covetyou

when a mysterious stranger breaks into your house, and keeps breaking into your house, he gives you the fright, and the ride, of your life. Welcome to your seasonal encounters with one Mr. Joel Miller.

sex toys, dress up, festive/seasonal shenanigans, no use of Y/N, see individual fics for additional warnings

He Knows

Joel/Tommy one shot by @psychedelic-ink

Joel knows you have a little thing for his younger brother so decides to indulge you for your birthday.

gonna state this very clearly: joel gets cucked by tommy and watches, everyone is consenting and it's discussed beforehand, piv, dirty talk, possessive!joel, daddy kink, size kink, established relationship between joel and reader, jealousy, some brotherly rivalry, facial, mild degradation kink, creampie

Does Your Mother Know

Joel one shot by @beskarandblasters

Joel finds a pretty young thing on the beach to spend some time with on his vacation.

reader is able-bodied, reader wears a bikini & a dress, no outbreak AU, ambiguous beach location, both reader and Joel consume alcohol, age gap (20 years), oral sex (F and M receiving), semi public sex, vaginal sex, unprotected sex, creampie, reader is on birth control, pet names (sweetheart, baby), no use of y/n

Tear You Apart

Joel one shot by @mermaidgirl30

Joel comes for you late at night. He always does. Always stalks, chases, and prowls after you like a starving wolf. And when he catches you, he devours you, feeds on you like the animal he is. Will you run and hide or will you give into the temptation that calls you in the forest?

Dark themes, Little red riding hood references, dark! Joel, Joel is a menace, oral, fingering, choking, unprotected P in V, cream pie, filthy smut, degrading actions, not really violent but lots of dark themes, manipulation, rough sex, dirty talk, Joel calls reader little lamb, possessive Joel, feral! Joel, post outbreak! Joel, controlling Joel, dom! Joel, submissive reader, Joel x fem! reader, Joel is in his late 40’s and reader is in her late 20’s

inhale, exhale

Joel one shot by @sp00kymulderr

This world is not made for intimacy and both of you know it.

Fingering, mentions of sex, smoking (both reader and Joel), canon typical violence mentions, needy!Joel, fear of intimacy. Barely edited as usual.

One Day at a Time

Joel series by @sixhours

Joel becomes a dad. Again

soft!Joel, no really super soft!Joel, Joel is bad at feelings and relationships, Joel is a sap, mostly follows canon, SMUT, gratuitous smut, dubious consent (drunk sex), unplanned pregnancy, fluff, references to past miscarriages, angst, hurt/comfort, romance, age gap (~21 years), childbirth, fluffy baby stuff

mine

Joel one shot by @gasolinerainbowpuddles

You encounter a frightening beast in the forest after getting separated from your group. Instead of killing you, he spares your life - the first of many surprises from this mysterious creature.

it's Joel Miller as a humanoid monster beast creature with a massive cock idk what you want me to say, creative liberties with anatomy and bodily fluids, they're soulmates because I wrote this so of course they are, monster!Joel can talk a little but it wouldn't kill him to watch a few episodes of Reading Rainbow or do some alphabet flash cards tbh, one curious use of an aquifer as a metaphor

Only Heaven I'll Be Sent To

Joel one shot by @freelancearsonist

Joel finds a familiar face while out on a smuggling run.

Rated PG for pure angst, one single kiss, and references to Joel's self-inflicted gun wound/self harm

Ahórcame, Papí

Joel/Frankie/Ezra one shot by @marisferasiop

After he gives a recovering addict a job (and subsequently falls head over heels for him), Joel and Frankie have a sweet, fulfilling relationship as Daddy and little exploring their kinks. Then, they meet Ezra at a leather club, another damaged vet with his own issues and kinks. They take him home, and he never really leaves.

Daddy Kink, Daddy/littles, pup kink, Breathplay (hands on throats), Orgasm Denial, Orgasm Delay, Orgasm Control "Training", Light BDSM, Aftercare, Soft Dom Joel, vers Ezra, Bottom Frankie Morales, Oral Sex, Cockwarming, AnalSex, Anal Play, Anal Plug, Breeding Kink, Heat/rut kink, PTSD mention (vets), gags, fingering, choking, cum eating, prostate milking, fucking machine mention, the elusive "sissygasm"

On the Verge of a Usual Mistake

Lucien/Dieter two shot by @gasolinerainbowpuddles

You've been avoiding your exes Dieter Bravo and Lucien Flores all night at this event, but you're forced to come to terms with how things ended in both relationships when they seek to right their wrongs.

this is truly just porn with minimal plot (I'm so proud of myself lol), Dieter and Lucien are messy exes, threesome activities, Twister but with genitalia, Daddy and Papi kinks

In shades of gray and candlelight

Marcus P one shot by @freelancearsonist

Nothing good starts in a getaway car, but you sure do have fun delaying the inevitable.

artist!reader my beloved (reader is able-bodied, basic female anatomy and feminine pronouns used, reader is described as having hair that is long enough to be put up but otherwise she’s a blank slate), unprotected p in v sex, cum swallowing, creampie, semi-public sex acts, oral (r + m receiving), handjobs, fingering, very light switchy dom/sub dynamics, a couple spanks, pet names (sweetheart, pretty girl, baby, honey), heavy praise kink, light size kink, consent king!marcus, just like the song it does not end happily

headshots

Marcus P series by @secretelephanttattoo

You're a photographer and you get a job working for the FBI, taking corporate headshots. On your first day, you run into a handsome Special Agent. The series follows their relationship.

Fluff. Smut. PIV. Romance. Flirting. So much kissing. Non-stop nuzzling. Tiny bit of angst. Marcus in his plaid shirts. Marcus on a motorbike. Skiing. A cameo. Sex talker Marcus.

The Infinity Cube

Marcus P/Various series by @littlemisspascal

When you play with a strange cube, you’re transported out of your current reality with your boyfriend Marcus into brand new ones starring alternate versions of your boyfriend who look and act entirely different every time. With each encounter, you start to wonder if you’ll ever make it back to your real universe?

language, fluff, angst

12:32 PM

Marcus M one shot by @dancingtotuyo

Marcus likes to think he's moved on with life.

Grief, loss of a spouse (Wife), fluff

Given a name

Oberyn/Ellaria one shot by @missredherring

"This would be your greatest indulgence?" He asks, the edges of his beautiful mouth curling into a pleased grin. / How like a man to inflate his importance. It’s a pity that he isn’t wrong. / This will be my greatest selfishness.

Angst. Mentions of canon character deaths. Allusions to Greek mythology cos I'm a nerd. Reader chooses a name for herself.

Innocence need not tremble

Pero one shot by @brandyllyn

"I told you I don’t know how to fuck a maiden."

smut. PiV. starts rough. but gets better.

Cherry Wine

Whiskey one shot by @julesonrecord

Your marriage to your high school sweetheart has been hell for a long time, but when Jack discovers your awful secret, it all comes pouring out like a wine stain on the carpet. What do you find in the dregs?

MDNI; DDDNE; hurt people hurting people, domestic violence (verbal, physical, off stage neglect), there's a mention of human urine omg I'm truly horrified that survived the editing process, off stage drug use as a coping mechanism, alcoholism, infidelity, grief due to miscarriage/child loss, oblique suicidal ideations ("you should have killed me"); explicit smut; dirty talk; piv; fingering; possessive!Jack; emotional resolution?

[simplyjake]

Enha hyungs with filo!reader

summary: meeting the fam and visiting the philippines with your lovely boyfriend!

a/n: this is VERY self indulgent yall. im filo-american

i think its fully gn!reader.. let me know of any mistakes!

Heeseung

All da titas LUV hee

Girl atp during your family parties

You enter and ur man isnt with you

“Anako where is your boyfriend”

Like damn my bad tita i thought you wanted to see me more

Yk… your niece/nephew

The younger kids love him

Hes the life of the party

This goes without saying but you teach him a lot of tagalog

Or whatever dialect you speak!

You taught him putangina mo and he hasnt stopped saying it since omg

“Yo jake”

“Hmm?”

“Putang ina mo”

LOLLLLL

You teach him how to make your favorite meals

I think heeseung would really enjoy bibingka 

Though let me just say

Good luck getting your man back during a party fr like

If hes not doing karaoke w the titas, hes playing mahjong with the uncles, if not them your older cousins steal him to game and the young kids love playing house with him

And once you found him with one of your cousins babies in the room as he sings them to sleep 

like which one gave him that baby please..

Jay

Okay so jay

When you brought him to the philippines for the first time

Pookie LIVED at the mall of asia let me tell you

Like honey we still gotta do everything else

Jay would love baguio too

Doesnt even care if they are over paying him for the taho he LOVES IT

“Jay pls stop talking to them in english theyre overcharging u”

“Womp womp i dont care this street food is fire” 

Did he fr just womp womp you…

He said this after getting said taho

You made sure he knew how to bless the elderly before you meet everyone

And he makes sure he does it to all the lolas and lolos in your family!

Hes just in awe with the country and how pretty it is

He asks your parent how to cook some of your fav dishes

Just so he can make it at home whenever you feel homesick

He actually had to buy a THIRD luggage for yall cus he would not stop buying souvenirs and clothes when you went.

I think jays fav filo dish would be balatong idk

I dont make the rules

Tbh i kinda do

Anywho

After the trip jay has a talk with you

He really wants to have a house there for whenever you visit and have it be next to your family home :( so cute

Makes plans to propose at your favorite place in the ph!!

Jake

Ok jake

The titos LOVE jake

Honorary filipino of the family fs

Your younger girl cousins are all over him HELP

“Can i have my man back”

“No.”

“You heard them y/n, i guess i have to stay with her”

Oh hes sick

Constantly offered your lola to help cook 

She said no plenty of times but he wouldnt take no for an answer!

You took him to visit paoay 

LOVED IT THERE

Jollibees number one fan

LIVES for the pineapple quencher got it anytime he ordered

Hesitant on the cheese and ube pie

Ended up buying like two during the visits

Jake love love loves igado

Its now one of his favorite dishes

His fav dish tho was the empanadas by the small shop near your house

After the trip he is now officially in the gc u nd ur cousins have

He was already planning your next trip back

Even though youre halfway through this one

Like babe let's maybe finish this before anything else ok?

Sunghoon

Since hes a bit on the quieter side

Hed be a bit awkward meeting everyone first 

If you're in a filo family yk how they are when you bring a man home oml..

But in the end

He fits in well with your family fr

Also hot take

I think sunghoon loves balut 

I cant remember if any of the enha members have tried it before so forgive me

But i just feel he woul enjoy it the most

Loved the beach trips you and him would take 

He buys the silly “I love the Philippines” shirts

Gets a few little trinkets to display around the house

Became friends with your tourist guide

Now they follow each other on facebook

Based off true events

Talkative s/o and bf who listens

You tell him all about the history of the places you visit

And he looks at you absorbing all the info you tell him

[grif-hawaiian-rolls]

humbly asking for your ocs 🖐️✊🖐️✊🖐️✊

I will ALWAYS talk about my silly little Feds i love them so much

Left to right is Anton Pavoz, Necoda "Neko" Micce and Ivia Soares

I'm stickin my info dump below the cut for dash reasons, but their group tag on my blog is "#rvb oc: the clovers" for more of them!!

Officially they're marked down as a fireteam called Clovers, despite not actually being part of a specific squad. The bureaucratic reasoning is that because they're all specialists to some degree, its easier to move them to where they need to be if they don't have to wait for the rest of their squad. The unofficial reason is that no officer wants to pick up the three of them for their squad because supposedly they're bad luck for any squad they officially join, but you can't put superstition on your paperwork. Being a small, 'free floating' fireteam also means they're super easy to grab to work smaller jobs like recon and escort missions, or just to beef up a preexisting squad, so they end up bouncing around between bases a lot, going where they're needed.

Pavoz is a weapons and vehicles specialist, and he gets his heavy artillery qualifications after the Reds are 'killed by the rebels'. He had the training for a while but hadn't taken the actual final test to get the red trimmed armor with everything else going on- thinking Sarge was dead was the final kick in the pants he needed to get it finalized. Both of his parents were in the Federal Army before him, and he used his mom's maiden name when he registered to allow for some distance between them and him. He did get his dad's dogtags after his dad died, despite that distance, so now Anton wears both his own tags and his dad's. He's a pretty quiet guy for the most part, and he likes to draw! As a teenager, he used to sit in the center throughway of the base his father was stationed at on the weekends and just people watch and sketch everyone he could.

Neko is a translation specialist, although he never actually gives the same answer if you ask him exactly how many languages he knows. Sometimes he gives a reasonable, if impressive number, like 5 or 7. Sometimes he just says 'yes' or 'how ever many I want' because he's a little shit like that. He's also a lying liar who lies, which you can imagine isn't be ideal for someone who is supposed to be translating for you, but he mostly keeps his bullshitting limited to answering personal questions, like where he's from, how old is he, why is he such an asshole, etc. You know, for the bit! Neko is always up for a good joke or a prank, although he definitely prefers the kind that are best delivered with a well timed comment and then watching the chaos unfold around him. He's also a regular feature in the gym at whatever base they're currently at- gymnastics, cardio and sparring are his go to workouts, and he's surprisingly flexible to boot!

Ivia is a medic! She was starting in her second semester of college for a degree in zoology and xenobiology when the protests against the Chorusan government escalated and the first whispers of civil war started cropping up in certain circles and she joined the Federal army after her father was killed in what was reported as a rebellion bombing. Her dad's UNSC hoodie that he gave her when she first moved to Armonia for her classes is her most beloved possession now, even if it is way too big for her- it reminds her of when he would take her camping, just the two of them, and she treasures both the memories and the skills she learned on those trips. She tends to be separated the most from the other two Clovers- medical personal are in high demand everywhere on Chorus, and there's a pretty limited supply. She tends to worry a lot about the boys when they're apart, but that high medic demand does keep her distracted at least. When they're together, Ivia keeps the other two from driving each other crazy- just as they keep her grounded with her tendency to get caught up thinking about the bigger picture of cause and effect, and usually overthinking about it in the process.

[daisyychainssj]

Something about foolish and bad being two immortal beings who’ve had skewed morals since the beginning of their time on the island. One being able to hide it pretty well and the other always open about the fact that he sees actions and consequences differently. Everyone knows foolish is open to playing multiple sides and doesn’t really grasp the repercussions of certain things like mortals do (he didn’t really understand why people reacted the way they did to him arresting Pac e Mike) he’s always been pretty open about the fact that the only people he cares about being hurt, either directly or indirectly, by what he does is Leo and Vegetta. Then you have bad who is pretty much universally trusted on the island, it’s bbh like yeah sure he pulls silly pranks and stuff but he’d never really hurt them, right? BBH and Foolish are so similar in so many ways. At the end of the day the only people that bad has trusted without a shadow of a doubt is dapper and Pomme, he would die for his kids in a heartbeat. He also does not care if others have to die for them either and I don’t think anyone but Foolish really knows or understands that about him. Pomme and Dapper were in a certain sense, bad’s moral compass. He wouldn’t allow himself or others to do certain things because it could hurt them. Mines? Absolutely not, are you crazy that could kill an egg? The eggs are gone? Bad is blowing everyone and everything up. Leaving boxes with invisible and strong magmas that can pretty much two shot you, what if one of the eggs was to open them? No way, he could never? No eggs around? Everyone gets a killer magma cube whilst he laughs at seeing people downed by them repeatedly. Here’s the thing, bad and foolish obviously love and care for people on the island but I just don’t think they truly grasp it the way everyone else does, the only time they’ve come close is when they’ve loved something that was fragile. They’re kids. It gave them a taste of mortality and so they had to change. Now that they’ve had that love and lost it? I truly don’t think they give a fuck about the consequences of their actions anymore. Foolish literally asked bad last night “Does your family trump all other families?” And after bad told foolish that he was in his family (because they can understand eachother in a way no one else can and I think that brings a lot of comfort) he replied “to answer your question by the way, yeah I think it does” like bad is just openly admitting he will do ANYTHING to get dapper and Pomme back and it doesn’t matter to him what it costs and who gets in the way. I really think that if this does lead to BBH capturing Fred for info no matter how devastated tubbo is BBH Will. Not. Care. Fred is just another obstacle he has to get through to get his family back. And foolish understands that and is encouraging him to do so. Foolish understand because that’s the exact way he operates too. Tina said she would’ve died for Leo and Foolish immediate reaction was to be like “just to be clear I would take you up on that offer and trade your life for hers” and just the other day when Bad was being his usual self and saying he wanted to live at Foolish’s place and the moment he started messing with Leo’s room foolish lost his mind, wanted to arrest bad for even daring to touch such a sacred place and when asked about what the order would think he said if they didn’t understand how serious it was that bad tried to mess with Leo’s room that he Did. Not. Give. A. Fuck. I just think they’re both very willing to be ruthless no matter the consequence and the only person who really understands that is each other.

Q!LANDUO YOU’RE SO FASCINATING TO ME I WANT TO PUT YOU BOTH IN LITTLE TEST TUBES AND STUDY YOU

[foolnamedjoey]

Mind info dumping abt TB (and maybe the lil brother) and how their life/lives are like being raised by shadow and sonic? You don't gotta...(Also, mind if I yoink TB's ref image to draw meeting my own fankid, Geode? Planning on drawing him interacting with random fankids I love)

(one yes you may draw TB they are silly I want fanart of them gimmie)

and TWO-

I could just talk about TB/Jeri for like at least an hour but I can't type very well SOOOO...

Once Cobie (Lil brother) is summoned, TB is finally given a proper name of Jericho. Tails had to sit Sonic and Shadow down for like 2 hours to figure out a name..

I'm sure people can pick this up visually, but Jeri takes after Shadow more while Cobie takes after Sonic more! Also a little curse Black Doom gave Cobie is the werehog form! Thankfully, Cobie's transformation is only triggered in moon light. So he can just stay inside if he dont wanna have to turn.

Jeri ALSO has a transformation! But it's less of a werehog thing and more of a black arms thing.

I'll be honest, Shadow does not like Jeri or Cobie. And when Jeri was first summoned, he flat out rejects them. Refusing to even acknowledge them. And when Cobie was summoned, well.. He was forced to acknowledge him.

Sonic's not much better either, unfortunately. Sonic doesn't understand what's the best for them, OBVIOUSLY he keeps them safe and plays with them, but outside of that he's not the best.

Blaze, Amy, Tails, and Knuckles all stepped in more as parents than Sonic and Shadow did. Blaze more-so. Jeri in fact still lives with Blaze! Rumors say Jeri might be the heir to the throne. (I kid, I kid. unless? jk)

Jeri feels very protective over Cobie. Cobie has this air of stupidity Jericho just wants to keep safe.

Good siblings :)

EDIT: Jeri only eats food cuz they have too, only food they eat without complaining is spicy foods!

Cobie can't eat chocolate he gets tummy aches

Jeri likes shiny objects but refuses to admit it

Cobie is color blind

Jeri doesn't like a lot of things hah

[centrally-unplanned]

As I am now full-in on the body count section of The Flower That Bloomed Nowhere, I do have growing complaints about how it handles its sort of mystery build-up and reveal aspects. There is an adage for mystery novels to "have your answers ask more questions"; you set up a mystery, you *resolve* the mystery, but that resolution itself just creates deeper mysteries. This of course works very well to keep ratcheting up tension and keep the story moving forward; but it also resolves tension at the same time, you do actually get answers as you go. As an author you can perhaps think of there being a "quota" for the number of active questions for the reader to be considering; if you stack too many at once its both too hard to track them and is frustrating to read about, the story never delivers.

TFTBN breaks this rule; not every time, but a lot. In particular with Su's identity/trauma origin it happens all the time, you get literally dozens of "more mystery" moments behind it before you ever get any answers around it. Its just too coy by half! Why is my narrator like deliberately hiding their own thoughts from the reader across dozens of instances where those thoughts would be extremely relevant? The tension has already been ratcheted to the max, you can set it aside for a bit if you want but if you dangle the question in front of me too often it loses impact.

And even though now we have been getting answers, its *still* playing coy. You have a flashback to a scene of child Su being confronted by Ran over her identity mystery, and she breaks down and starts to explain it, and then the scene just cuts, so you only get a half an explanation. Which is enough to pretty much piece it together, so like the tension is gone? Now when you are coy about it (multiple times after that scene!) its a little lame actually, who ya fooling! But what it did is take away the opportunity to just have a really good scene. You cut away from a character's moment of emotional revelation and interpersonal confrontation.

Mysteries, to simplify of course, do two things for the reader; they make you turn the page in your desire to know more, and they set up dramatic stakes for their reveal in scenes. Its a balancing act ofc but you don't want to sacrifice the latter to keep baiting the former.

I feel this too around the "villain faction" for the story. Right now the villain faction is a virtually-unknown group of actors who have had no interactions or relationships with any of the characters, using mystery tactics to kill people. We are many chapters into that plot, multiple people of note have died, but they are still just strangers - their stated motives minimal and seemingly farcical.

Ofc I am no fool, I understand via meta knowledge and have picked up on the hints they have dropped that they will in fact not be strangers in full - I get how stories work. The problem is that meanwhile we have had like multiple scenes of the group having the traitor debate - "is it one of us?" But that question is silly because I *know nothing about the villains* of substance. Why would any of these classmates betray their group for them? We have no info on that. Oh sure sure I have these like, tiny *mechanical* hints. Like one time Seth? He gave a thumbs up to Ezekiel, when they were supposed to be mad at each other. Sus, my dudes. But that isn't a *motive*, right? Its not a compelling story, its just data. Because the story wont resolve any of its dangling questions, the idea that any of these people is a traitor is just dumb, you would have to like explain the entire plot in one infodump to sell it as interesting. By insisting on drip-feeding every mystery, instead of chained resolution-renewal, these plot threads aren't developed enough to work when they need to.

I do think this comes back to the fundamentals of the pacing issue - there is essentially a desire for this story to be longer than it is. Its a 3000 page book (equivalent ofc), but it isn't, not really. I am ~1000 pages into it I guess, but its probably not even ~500 pages in actual content. I could do this in definitely 400. And this is more than just a padding problem - its that structural thing, to make that length work and still be decent as a story (which it is, its a good story overall) you have to sort of chop up your big moments , which sort of kills them.

Like there is a character, Jia Fang, a fellow student who doesn't go with the group, but is mentioned a bunch as a sort of wild card, and its built up right? They are totally gonna show up somehow, there is tension about what they are up to, and then bam, they literally burst through the door. Its great, they make a huge impact, the chapter ends on that cliffhanger.

And then after maybe a few paragraphs with them the next *multiple chapters* are about a conversation between other people, about other topics where Fang is barely mentioned, and then literally, literally, we get multiple other student's academic thesis presentations, before the plot that Fang showed up to be involved in kicks back into gear. Its self-sabotage right, the literary moment broken apart because the story has to hit quota.

Its certainly a case where the serial nature of the publication would make it ludicrously difficult to fix, that I totally get. Art is really, really hard.

[aita-blorbos]

AITA for asking my fiancé to choose between me and his kids?  

I (F 26) am- or, was going to marry this man (40s). He’s good looking and is very rich, which is all lovely. The only catch is his kid (F 12). She did not like me from the moment she met me. I attempted to be friendly, but no! All I got back was absolute rudeness.  I mean, this girl did not even give me a chance. 

Well, it later turns out there’s actually two girls. They were twins, and his ex-wife took one of them, and the two girls didn’t know about each other until just recently, and it’s basically a very weird situation and they’ve all had this big reunions and now I’ve got two entitled small children plotting to ruin my engagement because they want their parents to get back together, or whatever. 

Anyway, big reunions happen, blah blah blah, its “heartwarming”, blah blah blah. There ends up being this big family camping trip planned that I get roped into. So it’s me, my fiancé, and his two daughters. 

Now. Camping and hiking and all that is not my thing, not remotely, in the first place. But then these two brats have to go and make everything worse! They trick me into thinking there’s mountain lions around and making a fool of myself, they call me mean names, they give me bug spray that attracts bugs to me, they put a lizard on my head that crawls into my mouth, they fill my hiking bag with rocks…and on top of all that, one night, when I’m sleeping, they drag my air mattress out into the middle of a lake?? I wake up floating out there! What if I’d rolled over in my sleep and fallen into the water?? I could have actually died! And these kids laugh it off like it’s a silly little prank! 

So I climb out of the lake (which I fell into after waking up) and I march up to my fiancé and I tell him once we are married I am sending those kids off to boarding school in another country, and that it’s either me or them. And he not only chooses them, but he does it in a way that makes it seem like my problem with these two monster children is just absolutely nothing at all, like I’m the bad guy in all this! Once again, I reiterate: these kids never gave me a chance. They are obsessed with getting their parents back together, despite the two of them having only a very brief and turbulent marriage that was bad enough that they decided they could never see each other again to the point of keeping their twin children on different continents and not telling said children about the other parent and sibling’s existence. They have been harassing me the entire trip and literally could have killed me, which whatever their problem with me is, I don’t know, seems kind of disproportionate! Is asking a man to send his children away cruel?? Sure, yeah, okay, maybe! But can you actually blame me, given the circumstances???

[atsv-enthusiast]

FNAF AU: Multiverse Mayhem

Background info: I have always been a huge fan of crossovers ever since I was really little. So at 2am a couple months ago, i conjured up a silly mega crossover au with fnaf and other franchises for the funsies! More backstory and detail will be written out as i go more in depth with the au, but time will tell!

tl:dr — gregory and cassie travel the multiverse and are probably very traumatized.

Also, Gregory in this au is 14, and Cassie is 15.

So this au basically is centered around Gregory and Cassie. Hundreds of years ago, the gods of the multiverse came together to create a Lapis bracelet, one that could be wielded by a chosen warrior to travel across universes and help maintain peace throughout the multiverse. It was given to one specific man named Cathalan Nolani. And throughout time, the bracelet was passed down from generation to generation, and eventually landed with a woman named Sofia Rossi, who later gave birth to one of the Security Breach protagonists, Gregory Rossi.

After Cassie found out about this ability by seeing him try and make a portal, she wanted to join him on these journeys. Though the two weren’t safe to just use the power, no. There is one woman named Kanashī, who is hunting the bracelet wielder down. Now, how did she know about this bracelet? Ill go more in depth when I post her character profile :3.

As the two discussed on where they’d go, they felt something off. Someone was watching them. And so as they made their way out of the Pizzaplex, they were stopped by a mysterious woman who had a pin on her with a specific symbol. She was later revealed to be a member of an Intergalactic society called the ‘Kelvan Legion’, who was led by none other than Kanashī. But, Cassie ran off and escaped with Gregory. Little did they know, the woman messaged the leader that she had a visual on who this generation’s Lapis holder is.

Once Kanashī gets word that Gregory and Cassie got away, she sends a command to every universe, mainly the villains who want that power as well. She tells them to bring Gregory, and in turn, they can rule over the multiverse together. Of course this was a trick for her to just get the power to herself, but nobody suspected that, oddly enough. They wanted to “bond” over one common goal. Retrieve the power by any costs necessary.

So the two travel from universe to universe, fighting villains who want the power, making enemies, friends and allies, and overall strengthening their friendship and learning lessons as they journeyed. So…picture Twilight Sparkle and Steven Universe. Though, there are many events that occur that challenges their friendship and sanity, yet they shine through each time.

Until, their luck runs out one day. As they arrived to the universe of The Owl House, Gregory and Cassie have their biggest argument. Arguing over not running away anymore, to Gregory just not allowing anybody to help him which puts him at risk. And they can’t loose him, considering the power that he’s been given. Though their argument leads to them being separated. Cassie goes away with the rest of the main group from TOH, and Gregory remains alone to regain his thoughts. Not the smartest idea, because Belos finds him and immediately just— *yoinks child and brings to Kanashī.* He was taken to the society, leaving Cassie stuck in this world.

After hearing a scream for help and nothing else, Cassie is immediately horrified. As she goes back to where she heard the sound, the only remnants were small shards from the screen of Gregory’s fazwatch. She was stuck. Hopeless. With no way to save her friend…or so she thought.

As she had a moment grieving, one of the gods who aided in creating the bracelet paid her a visit. She handed Cassie a temporary power, the abilities of the bracelet, on the condition that she protects it and uses it to save Gregory. And she did that and more. By collecting the allies/friends she and Gregory made, they all formed a coalition in order to fight against this Intergalactic society of hunters and end their reign once and for all.

By using the bracelet’s power, the society easily found a way to wield the power. So, they could be unstoppable. She started to gain control of each universe, and they all slowly crumbled from the inside as everyone had to submit to her rule. As Belos needed his cut of the deal, Kanashi refused. And he was mad. So, what did he do? He brought together the villains who wanted to bring Gregory to her and explain to them that they’ve all been used as pawns and tricked. And since they and Cassie’s gang have one common goal to take down Kanashi, despite it being for different reasons, they all put their differences aside and defeat the one person that would take over the multiverse and cause disturbance to everyone.

As Cassie saves Gregory, the two finally battle it out with Kanashi. For some context, Gregory and Kanashi have had beef for a WHILEEEE. Ill explain why in her character profile. But all you gotta know is: she is the reason he’s an orphan. Gregory lands the final blow, killing Kanashi. The two now have to restore the damage done to the multiverse, but have no issue with doing it for everyone. Not only did they get a happy ending and every universe had their freedom, but in the end, Cassie was gifted the power permanently by the gods, as she has shown competence and full responsibility of the power.

And then they got to go home!!!!! Happy ending..YAYAYYYAYAYYA!!!…

happy ending? :)

*sequel rears its head around the corner.*

anyways thats my au. ima post more about it so yeah! one of my beta readers/co-writers that helps me is @red-write-hand so go support him too! its chaotic but its definitely just a goofy project lol.

[killerzys]

info dump to be aboutnthis mysterious toxins...

Also .. Sona ref .. now...

Info dump you say?!?

OH OH I been waiting for this day!! So like I had a few ideas for Toxin but it was similar to someone else and I don't want to seem like I was copying them so i changed it since then!!!

TOXIN IS basically not really a Sans like dream and nightmare (he is energy like the apple twins) he was not made like them he is a robot WITH the energy built into him, he harnesses all energy from the universe, he was originally made by [undisclosed information] to be a Doomsday boom essentially who's going to harnessed all of the energy from the universe and basically just make it collapse killing everything and every one within this world, no not able to go to other worlds just this entire multiverse because after all we're not the only universe there's another universe where toxin wasn't made to do this to this but lets not get into that =] but back to what he is and and what he was made for, teh person who made him... Decided he was useless I was going to rewrite him in general, but in the mints of doing a reset, he didn't go back to his original spawn point like he normally does which is in the lab, he woke up somewhere else his memory is being completely erased not remembering who or what he is, he was a robot and a complete different au... Not knowing who he was or what he was feeling quite useless.. from the beginning not understanding what his purpose was cuz his crater wasn't there right in front of him like all the Many resets before, to give him a purpose straight off he would eventually go off and just explore, as he starts understanding the world better, find another au as well, he would bring a friend with him that knew how to open portals to those worlds and the two would explore together, he enjoyed this a lot soon settling in a au for him self (sorry this doesn't make sense i am not just AFTER BUILDING UP ALL OF THIS IN MY HEAD I'M JUST EXPLODING TO TELL!!!) he adopts a girl this gril in the au he is staying in, this human girl is named Jewel, eventually they AU it's destroyed by error, on the girls brithday, he wss with her before everything became destroyed, despite being her birthday she gave him a present a necklace, of a thank you Captain of being there for her, after he escaped he, you didn't find a purpose of settling in au anymore find an it quite useless now. As he wanders between the aus not louder having his friends nor his daughter, he was depressed, going back to question his purpose, what was he made for? He didn't know..he knew it was something important but he just couldn't remember, after what felt like forever..years even he met nightmare (I change it from king multiverse to nightmare sue me) Nightmare gave him a a place to stay and purpose, working for nightmare happyly =] nightmare did eventually take him to science to get his body changed a little bit cuz, he knew something was a little off about him especially energy wise, science did changes body to not be doomsday device SO THE DEATH OF THE ALL THE UNIVERSE IS NO LONGER COMING woooo let's goooo And that really it tbh oh the person who made him originally doesn't care about him it's just like oh whatever I don't have to deal with him no more it's fine.. now his powers he has two giant scissors that turns into like swords he can change the size of the swords at will cuz he is a silly boy TEGEHEHE, he can also made his hand in gus tayts shot bullets or acid whichever he's feeling that day, he also makes a little tiny bombs, and he also just likes making gimmicks or tiny little doodads mostly like weapons, but he likes making little mechanic dolls it's very interesting to him and he likes making them, he really likes hanging out with horror plus he also loves making food with him, in general he just likes learning about new things, he looks hanging out with the others too but fine killer.... Quite dumb but like studying him as a character.. he does that with everyone though, understanding them thats it :3 might add some stuff in the future though

2# my sona

The info on this one is a little outdated though

[lexalovesbooks]

Top ten best books of all time????????

Too TEN… anon I thought about this so hard. In no particular order:

Muse of Nightmares by Laini Taylor (sequel to Strange the Dreamer): This book. God. Amazing worldbuilding and storytelling, left me fully satisfied in a way fantasy series rarely do, also laini Taylor’s writing is just… so beautiful and unique. She’s one of the authors who I aspire to write like.

The Last True Poets of the Sea by Julia Drake: I don’t talk about this book enough. Twelfth Night retelling, beautiful and messy and hit really close to home at the time of reading, made me cry. 10/10

A Deadly Education by Naomi Novik: El Higgins my beloved!! Nothing to say except that these books are masterfully put together, funny and heartwarming and great social commentary and some of the most entertaining info-dumping I’ve ever read

Sword and Pen by Rachel Caine (final book in the Great Library series): putting this one on the list because the stress reaction I was having the entire time I read this book was genuinely unrivaled. I was on the verge of tears for 80% of the twenty-four hours I spent reading this book. 10/10, I never want to experience that kind of stress again.

Insignia by S.J. Kincaid: putting this on the list because any book series that’s had a grip on my brain for as long as this one has deserves it. They’re 100% aimed at middle school boys, i was that age when I first read them and can’t really guarantee that I’d have loved them or found them as deep as I did in the same way if I’d read them later, but man. When I finally gave into nostalgia and reread them for the first time in years as a college student, I really just had to sit there like… hang on, the silly funny books I was obsessed with in middle school are good? These books have social commentary and themes and all the things I learned to analyze in English class? It’s probably the nostalgia bias talking but I’m still inclined to say that these books are really well-put together for a ya series of it’s time.

Lair of Dreams by Libba Bray (book two of The Diviners): still my favorite book in this series… they’re all pretty good but the creepy vibes of this one were unmatched… two of my fave characters got the spotlight and I just love the brand of ghost we got in this book and the spookiness of the dream walking and dream worlds

The Poppy War by R.F. Kuang: holy SHIT this book. Kuang somehow managed to fit an entire trilogy into just this one book. And then wrote two more full books after that. It left me wrung out and in shock, the rest of the series was fantastic too but the tone shift in this one + the choice Rin makes at the end… this one has to be my favorite for sure

A Memory Called Empire + A Desolation Called Peace by Arkady Martine: these books. They’re about aliens and hiveminds and the experience of watching your culture be subsumed by another that you love but that will never be yours. They’re about language and imperialism and lineage and ghosts and they’re some of the best books I’ve ever read

In Other Lands by Sarah Rees Brennan: this book is just a super fun time, and Elliot is one of my favorite main characters ever. He’s rude and snappy and hard to like and he knows it, he’s an unwilling jock, and he’s the most terrifying pacifist you’ll ever meet. He’s in love with his best friend, he’s not sure where he belongs, he’s trying his best. I’d die for him

The Parable of the Sower by Octavia Butler: this book gave me nightmares. Like, actually, multiple nightmares. It’s dark and horrific and awful, but towards the second half this shift begins and this little seed of hope starts growing, and it left such an impact on me. One of my favorite books I’ve ever read for school and also, seeing as it’s on this list, probably one of my favorite books just in general.

That’s ten! Thanks for the ask :D

[rangercorpstherapy]

when i was younger i was obsessed with ra but most specifically obsessed with alyss mainwaring. which was so weird in the context that I wanted to be a ranger so bad i made my mother sew a cloak for me and bought almost every actually nice looking cameo piece of clothing i could get my hands on. for sinterklaas my father gave me a cameo poncho that i obviously wore fucking every time it even drizzled. i was there at a playground with my silly silly cloak and my shitty bow and arrow (which i also got for Sinterklaas because my parents knew me so well) practising and once actually shot at two guys who were making fun of me and, i can't believe i did this, chased them down the street and kept shooting at them until i lost them. (which was pretty soon because they had bikes and were cycling way to hard for me to keep up with sorry halt i failed you). i thought my self how to sneak tha rangah way, practised both inside and in the bush bush, with shoes and without. i was so good at it that i do it now on accident sometimes and startle my coworkers because they didn't hear me coming. since i already humiliated myself enough I'm going to share this one last piece of info as the cherry on top; i wanted to ride horses/wanted a horse so bad, but my parents didn't want to put me on lessons so my delusions just made me pretend my bike was a horse. like I actually talked to my bike in my head because I was a ranger excuse you. talking to my bike became fucking ingrained in my pshyce and I just. couldn't.fucking.stop. i tried to divorce my bike horse be telling it that it was getting to embarrassing and i was to old fo this shit and i wasn't going to talk to them anymore and my fucking brain horse just kept talking to me i swear i couldn't stop it, but it was so sad and i felt so bad. anyways this was all to clarify that i was ranger obsessed through and through so i have no fucking clue why i wasn't obsessed with like will halt or maddie if i was so desperate to be a lesbian about it. but alyss was my single thought for my developmental years and yes, i screamed, cried, rolled over the ground vomiting everywhere when i read the first chapter of trr thank you. when my mother found those first rumours of ra movie she told me i should audition for alyss but i was like "no, i am to short and have brown hair i look nothing like her." and my mom told me o you could dye or wear a wig no problem but i was actually so against it because i couldn't do my queen justice, she had to be perfect. little obsessed and delusional me wouldn't even entertain the thought of being in the ra movie because alyss mainwaring deserved to be played by someone who WAS HER and i would gladly squander my place for the greater good.

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