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coldshrugs · 11 months ago
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so i give in to the fall. i need something soft.
oc kiss week - featuring @scionshtola's corisande ymir
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desperatepleasures · 4 months ago
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one time I used the ben affleck smoking reaction image in the family group chat and my mom replied with the funniest possible response which was: "mommy doesn't know who the guy is???" and that phrase has not left my brain since. I'll see blorbos on my dash that I don't recognize and I'll be like well it seems mommy doesn't know who the guy is.
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bizarrebazaar13 · 14 days ago
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what if your doppelgänger wasn’t evil it was just a person. what if your doppelgänger wasn’t trying to replace you it was just trying to learn to be a person and you were the best model it had. what if your doppelgänger looked at you with your eyes and said with your voice that it just wanted to be loved. what then.
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sweaters-and-vertigo · 5 months ago
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they could never make me trust cops
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inbabylontheywept · 5 months ago
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so once me and my wife were watching a documentary where a snake ate like a million eggs. that snake just went to fucking town on eggs. and the snake made the eggs look so good that i kept thinking about it, and thinking about it, and thinking about it, and eventually it was 11pm and i ran out of willpower and decided to eat one (1) singular raw egg just to prove to myself that the snake was surely a liar.
the snake was not a liar. texture is like, super important to me and raw eggs are very Texture so i had another one, and then another one, and then another one, and eventually i ran out of eggs.
i had like, fifteen raw eggs.
i didnt really know how to explain this momentary madness to my wife, so my Plan was to put all the eggshells into a grocey bag, and then throw that grocery bag in the dumpster, and if she never noticed that would be Excellent and if she noticed immediately i could lie and say that the eggs went bad.
except i cant lie very good, and of course with murphys law being such, i got salmonella.
so i threw up a lot and my wife asked me what poisoned me so and i tried very hard to dodge the question but i was oozing shame like oil from a room temperature cheese and eventaully i gave in and told her everything and to her enormous credit she was more flabbergasted than actually upset. she did make me promise to not eat any more raw eggs, which i have stuck to, and she gives me weird looks during nature documentaries now as if desire was the only thing keeping me from eating thousands of pounds of krill anyway i made a joke earlier about being able to eat my age in eggs and my sister in law in law made a drawing to comemorate the moment and also because it was my birthday. she's excellent. thank you 10000000% @cintailed. you should all visit her page and admire her work.
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eerizon · 26 days ago
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in the back of my mind, it’s always there.
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Anya and Curly’s last “conversation”
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afterthelambs · 1 month ago
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"In another life I would have really liked just dancing and making inventions with you"
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gemboundprism · 5 months ago
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1959 chevy impala that i made in spore, inspired by @making-you-in-spore
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kochei0 · 10 months ago
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I turn to Ares.
Thanks to Tyler Miles Lockett who allowed me to draw inspiration from his ARES piece for page 2! Look at his etsy page it's SICK
⚔️ If you want to read some queer retelling of arturian legends have a look at my webtoon
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mythtakens · 6 months ago
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“these characters should be mentally healthy before they get together 😌” ummm no I actually think we should smash their mental illnesses together like clumps of play-doh and see what colors it makes
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mischievous-thunder · 4 months ago
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What was considered peak masculinity back in the 2000s is now considered as little meow meow energy in 2024
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This clearly shows how far we've progressed and become even more improved versions of ourselves.
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As for this godly man, he's still as fiery and yet so sweet even two decades later, if not more, as he was all those years ago.
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agoodflyting · 6 months ago
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David Tennant pissing off the Prime Minister bc he told government officials to stfu over their anti-trans bigotry and Michael Sheen literally poisoning himself investigating corporations dumping toxic chemicals in underprivileged areas is NOT the energy I expected from 2024 but oh man am I here for it.
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kensatou · 2 years ago
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i watch baseball for the side quests
update: i think you should look at the reblogs for more important baseball hijinks
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myszkaa · 6 months ago
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Sometimes dunmeshi fanart looks like this
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sexygaywizard · 5 months ago
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new yuri image for desperate lesbians just dropped
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