#they cars can’t be real can they?
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emeraldbabygirl · 1 year ago
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Can’t believe the rampage went from dancing inside woman to dancing on top oF RETRO ASS FUCKING CARS HOW DARE THEY STEP ON THEM AND LEAVE SCUFF MARKS ON THE HOOD AND ROOF DO THEY NOT UNDERSTAND THE ARTS OF VINTAGE CARS DO THEY NOT UNDERSTAND THEY COULD RUIN THE CARS HOW DARE THEY MEN AINT SHIT AND SHOULD BE BANNED
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podcast-hemocytoblast · 2 years ago
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By the time cars were invented, Jonah Magnus was already well into the body hopping game, which raises the question: has he ever actually learn to drive? Did this man sit through driver’s ed? Or has he just been getting out of legal repercussions for his shit driving by telling the cops everything he knows about their deepest darkest secrets every time he gets pulled over?
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kingkatsuki · 11 months ago
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Mother Mitsuki, who despite Masaru’s pleas, is way too invested in Bakugou and your relationship.
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diltonsstrangescience · 2 months ago
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DANG. Absolutely cold-blooded.
#I’d expect a zinger like that outta reggie any day but dilton?#did not see that coming in a million years#he’s choosing an insult OVER answering a question in class correctly?#what did archie DO to motivate this??#archie comics#dilton doiley#archie andrews#mr. flutesnoot#really though you can’t answer the original question without knowing exactly how many gallons archie’s horrible car can hold#my real question is where dilton got 8.342 from#I was expecting it to equal some natural number like 1 or 2 but when I did the calculations it equaled 2.2072932 gallons#I double checked my work with the internet and recieved 2.2037233 gallons instead#I’m almost certain this is a result of mr. flutesnoot rounding his provided number of gallons by several decimal places#so that I calculated the conversion with one liter equaling 0.264 gallons rather than 0.264172 gallons#of course when I checked it again with my own calculator I got 2.203722824 which is closer to but not quite 2.2037233#because even if you rounded it so that a three would follow the two you’re still left with ‘230’ rather than ‘233’ at that one part#so the more accurate values I found must still be rounded by some amount to cause the discrepancy#at ANY rate: unless I have missed something in my calulations the number 8.342 has no particular significance#this isn’t lightning-fast mental math. ​dilton just made that number up on the spot#and the specificity only exists to make him sound smarter#(and it kinda worked because I did initially assume there was some meaning behind the number)#the joke might have landed better if he’d have said ‘3.785 liters’ (exactly 1 gallon)#UNLESS the gas prices at the time happened to work out so that 2.2037233 gallons equaled exactly one dollar or someth—
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crowrelli · 7 months ago
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#vent post#tw vent#my mom: it’s okay you’re homeless u can come here and have a gentle landing and we can work together to get u and ur fiancé back on ur feet#me: okay great now I can work off my huge overdue queue that I was having panic attacks about daily-#mom: actually fuck u ur a disgrace I need you to clean my whole house every single day and I’m going to knock on ur door every 20 minutes#and disturb ur focus (ik u have adhd it’s stupid just get over it) also ur whole family knows how much of a failure u are and are going to#scream at you on the phone about how you’re not doing anything despite the fact you’ve helped out every time I’ve asked and THEN SOME to#the point of eye exhaustion and shivers and mental breakdowns and then I’m going to forget it ever happened and make you do MORE chores and#yell at u if you say u need to focus again#me: …….. so this is the gentle landing huh?#I’m so fucking exhausted#they keep saying my art doesn’t make money and isn’t a career LITERALLY IT IS HOW DO U THINK I PAID FOR FOOD AND RENT FOR THE LAST 4 YEARS#they keep calling it my ‘little art thing’ and insisting I get a real job WHEN I HAVE ACTUAL PAID COMMISSIONS I HAVE TO WORK ON#I can’t just ignore these and fuck off to answer phones or stock shelves at your friends friends aunts car dealers place fuck OFFFFFF#like being homeless with 4 cats and 6 boxes of belongings isn’t hard enough I have to be fucking berated by people who haven’t tried talking#to me IN MY LIFE EVERRRRRR#fuck off
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steevejr · 17 days ago
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it’s easy to get caught up in self doubt and criticism but sometimes you have to see yourself in a reflective surface in passing or try to view your work objectively and think about how child/teen you would be really really impressed with what you’ve done and how you’ve turned out. even if I’m not a billionaire yet 😃👍👍
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carsickcrow · 2 months ago
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death at the movies by car seat headrest is one of the songs ever to me.
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waittheydontloveyou · 1 year ago
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Making soup.
I put away some laundry
Answered a phone call.
Need to go to dmv 🙄 dreading it bad. Need to just try to make it happen tomorrow but it’s iffy with everything closing. Gotta get the kids by 11 from school.
I know this sounds like nothing but it’s a lot for me right now. I’m overwhelmed and weepy and struggling somethin fierce. But god damn this broth is exquisite.
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sun-e-chips · 2 years ago
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Yeah this happened earlier today and I decided to draw it haha
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plenaurum · 7 months ago
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girl not people arguing over Amen on the reddit 😭😭😭
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rubyroses222 · 8 months ago
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great celebration but I’m asking myself again, if the police horses are still absolutely necessary
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cinewhore · 2 years ago
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my roommate being madly homophobic and me being gay hm i wonder how this ends
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edwardian-sea-witch · 2 years ago
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Okay okay so for the most part I am head-over-heels about my job (except never literally because that would be a harness safety violation), BUT—it hurts so much sometimes when I am miles and miles away from the small lifetime’s worth of art and craft supplies I have at my parents’ house. And not even in a materialistic way, but in a “I curated this store so that when I want to Create, I have the resources at my fingertips” way. I grew up in a house that was stocked by people who Made Things, whether art or models or clothing or jewelry, and I could almost always borrow from their supplies if I didn’t have what I needed. And now to have that same creative surge come along and know exactly where the supplies I need are, the fabric I would repurpose and the pattern I would alter and the machine I would use—they’re all Right There, but There is a place I won’t be for another half a year. So these things I dream of making have to exist only in my head, or I have to order in expensive new supplies to the next place I’ll be living and working, and find some way to fit them into the small space I am allowed. And nine days out of ten, it doesn’t bother me. I’m too busy, or I’m reading or watching videos or working or resting, and I’ve dealt with this kind of situation for a year now, but it doesn’t stop being challenging when I face it head-on.
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liketaylorswift · 2 years ago
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well it finally happened. i had a dream about the coworker i have a crush on
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carsickcrow · 3 months ago
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the future is really freaking me out i don’t know how i’m supposed to be in college in a year that’s so freaking scary. but! thinking about the concept of riding the bus or other form of public transportation. 👍 i can’t drive nor have i made any effort to learn how to and i am turning 18 in. 4 months and 10 days. so. y’know. i gotta love walking and buses and the like. and i do i think (i can listen to my music :). )
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pilonciillo · 29 days ago
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LMAOOOOOOOOOO
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