#they cars can’t be real can they?
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Can’t believe the rampage went from dancing inside woman to dancing on top oF RETRO ASS FUCKING CARS HOW DARE THEY STEP ON THEM AND LEAVE SCUFF MARKS ON THE HOOD AND ROOF DO THEY NOT UNDERSTAND THE ARTS OF VINTAGE CARS DO THEY NOT UNDERSTAND THEY COULD RUIN THE CARS HOW DARE THEY MEN AINT SHIT AND SHOULD BE BANNED
#the rampage from exile tribe#exile tribe#how dare they#if I saw them dancing on#IT WAS A FUCKING EL CAMINO AND WHAT LOOKED LIKE A BUICK OR VINTAGE LINCOLN#ID LEG SWEEP THEY ASSES AND THEYD EAT SHIT#HOW DARE THEY 😠#I’m only sort of joking#they cars can’t be real can they?#the pressure on the cars bro#if poom had to even his weight on a 60’s vw bus but this mfers get to waffle stomp on theirs#the audacity!
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By the time cars were invented, Jonah Magnus was already well into the body hopping game, which raises the question: has he ever actually learn to drive? Did this man sit through driver’s ed? Or has he just been getting out of legal repercussions for his shit driving by telling the cops everything he knows about their deepest darkest secrets every time he gets pulled over?
#the magnus archives#tma#jonah magnus#elias bouchard#tma spoilers#au in which real elias is alive in there because Jonah needs someone who can tell him what the road signs mean#poor man is forced to spend the rest of his days as a literal backseat driver for a pseudo-immortal douchebag#perish the thought#I’m sure someone has already asked this question by now but I can’t stop thinking about it#some people have pointed out that he would ride the tube which makes sense too.#btw this post is 100% inspired by how much I used to fear for my LIFE any time i was in a car while my grandpa was driving#genuinely terrifying experience grandpa stop it please quit turning your entire body around to talk to me while I’m sitting in the back sea#why are you driving with one foot for the pedal the other foot for the brake one hand on the steering wheel and NO EYES ON THE ROAD
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Mother Mitsuki, who despite Masaru’s pleas, is way too invested in Bakugou and your relationship.
#pls I LOVE HER!!!#asking if you’re engaged yet every time you both visit for dinner#sending you wedding dress designs when you’re not even engaged#sending bakugou texts telling him to wife you up before you realise your mistake in choosing him and pick Deku instead#gifting the most inappropriate presents to try and get you pregnant#becoming the real bridezilla when you’re finally engaged and she isn’t even the one getting married#he turns up at your hen do to find you and his mum drunk as FUCK together#and he can’t help but shake his head at the sight as he tries to get you both back to his car because he loves you both so much#and he’s so glad you like each other too😭#she’s at the hospital holding you in her arms whenever Bakugou is hurt like you just share the same pain#but god if she sends bakugou one more text with your ovulation schedule he’s blocking her#(he’ll never admit that it’s because of that text that he bends you over— just in case)#and it fills him with so much warmth when he watches you both share memories of him as a kid— even though he was an ugly fucking baby#and like when you both fight Mitsuki always checks up on you too🥺because she knows her son can be brash like her#but she knows that he’s so in love with you and wouldn’t wanna lose you#she’s definitely caught you both having sex in his childhood bedroom too tho
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DANG. Absolutely cold-blooded.
#I’d expect a zinger like that outta reggie any day but dilton?#did not see that coming in a million years#he’s choosing an insult OVER answering a question in class correctly?#what did archie DO to motivate this??#archie comics#dilton doiley#archie andrews#mr. flutesnoot#really though you can’t answer the original question without knowing exactly how many gallons archie’s horrible car can hold#my real question is where dilton got 8.342 from#I was expecting it to equal some natural number like 1 or 2 but when I did the calculations it equaled 2.2072932 gallons#I double checked my work with the internet and recieved 2.2037233 gallons instead#I’m almost certain this is a result of mr. flutesnoot rounding his provided number of gallons by several decimal places#so that I calculated the conversion with one liter equaling 0.264 gallons rather than 0.264172 gallons#of course when I checked it again with my own calculator I got 2.203722824 which is closer to but not quite 2.2037233#because even if you rounded it so that a three would follow the two you’re still left with ‘230’ rather than ‘233’ at that one part#so the more accurate values I found must still be rounded by some amount to cause the discrepancy#at ANY rate: unless I have missed something in my calulations the number 8.342 has no particular significance#this isn’t lightning-fast mental math. dilton just made that number up on the spot#and the specificity only exists to make him sound smarter#(and it kinda worked because I did initially assume there was some meaning behind the number)#the joke might have landed better if he’d have said ‘3.785 liters’ (exactly 1 gallon)#UNLESS the gas prices at the time happened to work out so that 2.2037233 gallons equaled exactly one dollar or someth—
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#vent post#tw vent#my mom: it’s okay you’re homeless u can come here and have a gentle landing and we can work together to get u and ur fiancé back on ur feet#me: okay great now I can work off my huge overdue queue that I was having panic attacks about daily-#mom: actually fuck u ur a disgrace I need you to clean my whole house every single day and I’m going to knock on ur door every 20 minutes#and disturb ur focus (ik u have adhd it’s stupid just get over it) also ur whole family knows how much of a failure u are and are going to#scream at you on the phone about how you’re not doing anything despite the fact you’ve helped out every time I’ve asked and THEN SOME to#the point of eye exhaustion and shivers and mental breakdowns and then I’m going to forget it ever happened and make you do MORE chores and#yell at u if you say u need to focus again#me: …….. so this is the gentle landing huh?#I’m so fucking exhausted#they keep saying my art doesn’t make money and isn’t a career LITERALLY IT IS HOW DO U THINK I PAID FOR FOOD AND RENT FOR THE LAST 4 YEARS#they keep calling it my ‘little art thing’ and insisting I get a real job WHEN I HAVE ACTUAL PAID COMMISSIONS I HAVE TO WORK ON#I can’t just ignore these and fuck off to answer phones or stock shelves at your friends friends aunts car dealers place fuck OFFFFFF#like being homeless with 4 cats and 6 boxes of belongings isn’t hard enough I have to be fucking berated by people who haven’t tried talking#to me IN MY LIFE EVERRRRRR#fuck off
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it’s easy to get caught up in self doubt and criticism but sometimes you have to see yourself in a reflective surface in passing or try to view your work objectively and think about how child/teen you would be really really impressed with what you’ve done and how you’ve turned out. even if I’m not a billionaire yet 😃👍👍
#I don’t think I could even conceptualize looking the way I do now. even 5 years ago I couldn’t.#and if you told 15 year old me (who was writing vampire Mary sues) that I’d be 350k words into a single project just for fun for myself#I’d be floored that I’m capable of doing that.#and I think I would be really shocked at my art even if I (as a 30yr old) don’t think it’s super good or anything.#but I remember seeing art like mine as a kid and being so awed.#it’s really crazy trying to view yourself through the lens of your former child#can’t speak on work accomplishments because I’ve never seriously dreampt of dream jobs lol. other than being a vet when I was 8.#I think child me would frankly be shocked I have a degree in art. and religion. and anthropology. you can just do anything you want.#a day in the life of steeve#even if I’m not a man I think I’m still paying homage to my teenage bestie who died before they invented being transgender 🫡🫡🫡#girl if only you knew you can get testosterone for $5 at Walgreens in 2024#*reflecting on being 30 with a 401k and an apt and a paid off car like a real bona fida adult*#crazyyyyy that you wake up one day and you’re 30 somehow. time really does stop after 24. if you’re 24���. watch out.
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death at the movies by car seat headrest is one of the songs ever to me.
#every time i listen to it i’m like. this is it. this is The Song.#but i think i just like movies.#“it’s hard to adjust your eyes after the matinee. from the womb of the theater to the light of day”#hell yeah it is#“the spirits did it all in an hour and a half. bring me to pain. bring me to relief. turn off my brain. suspend my disbelief”#“there’s a wonderful line I can’t remember. i can’t rewind so i better remember”#“i must be saved. i must be saved before the end”#“the hero stands up and the blood rushes out of his head. but you can still see him breathing after he’s dead. and after the soul is gone#his body’s back to himself. and you’ll say ‘oh who is he? i’ve seen him in something else’”#“and so I pray to the movie screen that i’ll be shown something i’ve never seen. a revelation i can sense it but this part don’t make any#sense yet. if heaven is a film that never ends. and the characters are all my friends. or is that what we call a tv show?#or is that the real life that we’re living now?”#“could’ve been better. had such potential. could've been better. had such potential.”#i was planning on quoting just a few of my favorite lyrics but this is most of the song. so#remy rambles#car seat headrest
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Making soup.
I put away some laundry
Answered a phone call.
Need to go to dmv 🙄 dreading it bad. Need to just try to make it happen tomorrow but it’s iffy with everything closing. Gotta get the kids by 11 from school.
I know this sounds like nothing but it’s a lot for me right now. I’m overwhelmed and weepy and struggling somethin fierce. But god damn this broth is exquisite.
#It’s really hard having just one person in your whole life.#I want a family sob#I need a mom and dad#siblings#I need help and it’s non existent#I don’t know what I’m going to do#re car#driving my bfs but I hate it bc I’m so scared I’ll mess it up somehow#it’s too tall for me and I can barely reach the pedals#I’m so scared of literally life right now and I’m not sure how to function in society#I’m drowning#I can’t afford a new car#I can’t afford anything#how do people make it?#my bf got me groceries so I’m not utterly desolate#the language culture barrier is real though#I’m lucky I’m not dead#I know that#but I’m in a head space where I wish I had atleast been placed in a coma for like a year 😳😫#I know it’s awful#I’m not going to hurt myself.
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Yeah this happened earlier today and I decided to draw it haha
#I’m not a car person so this is my only thing I can add to the conversation#I just never realized that that color has a new association in my life until today#I couldn’t even tell you the brand of the car I just know it ended in 500#Still can’t believe Sun made an appearance in my real world life#sb daycare attendant#silly comic doodles#it’s not clean but it tells the story#daycare attendant#sb sundrop#sb moondrop#sb sun#sb moon#crunch art
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girl not people arguing over Amen on the reddit 😭😭😭
#ppl are mad bc folks don’t like him 😭😭😭#‘they’re spreading hate :(‘#HE’S NOT REAL#it’s one thing if ppl are shaming others for still romancing him#that’d be qualified as hate#bc you’re actually judging real ppl based on nothing#but actually calling a psychopathic fictional character a psychopath ain’t hate it’s just observation#lmao!!!#and i’m saying this as an asra fan who had to suffer through years of asra hate#the shit used to bother me too but i just went ahead and scrolled past them forums bc ain’t shit i can do about other ppls opinions#except cry about it#and cry about it i did. on my own page.#yall can check my car fax#so why can’t they do that#at least ppl hate amen for shit he actually did
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great celebration but I’m asking myself again, if the police horses are still absolutely necessary
#they can’t enjoy this can they?#why do we still employ this when we have 163746362 thousend different cars and bikes in this century?#just my thoughts#real madrid
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my roommate being madly homophobic and me being gay hm i wonder how this ends
#lol she’s on the phone being loud about how queerness is being pushed onto children#how trans women mock *real women#oh she can get fucked now I’m just gonna be a bitch outright#no you can’t eat my snacks they’re gay#no you can’t ride in my car it’s the pussy mobile#no you can’t sit in my room it’s for real bitches only who pay their rent on time#and also for gay bitches#can i move out already please
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Okay okay so for the most part I am head-over-heels about my job (except never literally because that would be a harness safety violation), BUT—it hurts so much sometimes when I am miles and miles away from the small lifetime’s worth of art and craft supplies I have at my parents’ house. And not even in a materialistic way, but in a “I curated this store so that when I want to Create, I have the resources at my fingertips” way. I grew up in a house that was stocked by people who Made Things, whether art or models or clothing or jewelry, and I could almost always borrow from their supplies if I didn’t have what I needed. And now to have that same creative surge come along and know exactly where the supplies I need are, the fabric I would repurpose and the pattern I would alter and the machine I would use—they’re all Right There, but There is a place I won’t be for another half a year. So these things I dream of making have to exist only in my head, or I have to order in expensive new supplies to the next place I’ll be living and working, and find some way to fit them into the small space I am allowed. And nine days out of ten, it doesn’t bother me. I’m too busy, or I’m reading or watching videos or working or resting, and I’ve dealt with this kind of situation for a year now, but it doesn’t stop being challenging when I face it head-on.
#first person#these are the times I dream about my own apartment#and I am all too aware that the kind of small sufficient life I am dreaming of is out of reach to so many people my age#and almost certainly to myself as well#but oh to have a little car and a little apartment and a little job and go to dance class twice or thrice a week#to come home and watch movies on a proper tv and feed my cat and sew up a storm and never wait longer than a day’s shift#to begin my next project#these are the little dreams of real adulthood#and you can bet I’d spent the whole time longing after the adventure I’m having right now#you can’t have stability and excitement at the same time
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well it finally happened. i had a dream about the coworker i have a crush on
#he ******* me and we kissed in the backseat of the car and racked up and ran from an $11k hotel bill#the problem is my real life boyfriend. dear god what can i even do.#i was actually sad when i woke up and the dream wasn’t real? i felt happy for once and wanted to stay forever#coworker and i def flirt. but we can’t even be together because of the power imbalance at work. kms#ashley speaks now
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the future is really freaking me out i don’t know how i’m supposed to be in college in a year that’s so freaking scary. but! thinking about the concept of riding the bus or other form of public transportation. 👍 i can’t drive nor have i made any effort to learn how to and i am turning 18 in. 4 months and 10 days. so. y’know. i gotta love walking and buses and the like. and i do i think (i can listen to my music :). )
#remy rambles#there’s actually a bus stop near my house that goes to the city i should try to take that bus sometime to see if i can Survive basic tasks#the fact that my peers have cars and jobs and future prospects is insane to me#i had 1 job for six months and then i got so so stressed out i had to quit#not cause of the job really because of school..but i can’t quit school!#man..i don’t like growing up. but at the same time i’m desperate to do it. like. i can’t keep being a teenager for much longer i am#at my limit with that. but i just need like. a several months long training on how to be An Actual Human Being before they just#put me out in to the Real World#they can’t just do that!#who is they. what am i saying.#i just want to go to art school and hang out but i don’t want to move away and i don’t want to stay here and i don’t want to pay for school#and i don’t want to get a job and i don’t want to meet new people and i do want to meet new people but i don’t want to leave the few people#i’ve managed to find.#every time i try to bring this up with my parents i almost start crying and they tell me we’ll talk about it Later but we’re#running out of later! i would appreciate some help!#ANYWAY i love thumbs up emoji 👍👍 thumbs up
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LMAOOOOOOOOOO
#i did have a breakdown about this at a sushi restaurant but i was high and had just gotten the order for the ultrasound to check if i had#a thyroid problem? idr exactly what but it was for my neck and while sitting there talking and eat there was a lull in conversation and i#crashed out. the panic was real lol#anyways i realized i can’t talk to ppl about my problems they are not problems solvers#or have an solutions. like the height of my panic attack i don’t need to be told im not gonna die like give me some ice and some tissues#i can calm myself down i just can’t verbally ask things since im panicking#anyways i think that’s super funny because ppl were having dinner but ignoring me and the waiter was like um more food? here’s extra napkins#but oh suddenly you can’t smoke because of one panic attack like okay you be told that you might have an expensive life threatening disease#days maybe weeks after experiencing your 3rd-5th car accident while being in the process of moving out and having been in constant pain#and it was the peak of your sleep deprivation#oh and close to your birthday which you already don’t like and have unresolved issues with summer i was bond to freak out#but yeah i’m the problem because ‘you aren’t put in situations you just let them happen’ or something like that like no these things quite#literally happened to me i had no control over it i could not stop it no matter how much i wanted it to not happen
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