#they brothers

[cosmicwhoreo]

So... I may have gotten carried away makin' cookies-

I kinda had a lotta ideas for salty shark crew ocs-

[i-like-art-and-spiderman]

Harry2 (Raimi): You happy now?

Harry 3( TASM): * walking away with his grilled cheese* Yeah.

Harry 2: . . .

Harry 3: Thank you!

Harry 2: Your welcome!

[anonbinaryweirdo]

why??? is??? there??? wincest??? on??? my??? for you??? tab???

[pandagirl45]

Rhodey: *holding Tony up like he is a feral cat* antonious fieli

Rhodey: point of origin, Italian northern African parts, can closely be related to the sandcat

Tony: honeybear!!

Rhodey: *holds him easily still* will absolutely bite the shit out of you, love or violence can be either reason. He is adorable to boot as well.

Tony: RHODEY!

Rhodey: my best friend! *walks off with him* we are having soft tacos :)

Tony:...fine *pouting* -///- :T

[bowelfly]

Brother Gregor never spoke and often spooked the neophytes with his appearance, but he was a gentle soul and a phenomenal cook and knew more ways to prepare a fish than the abbot knew hymns

[notamamiboye]

Happy April Fools 2024

[greelin]

blood “loss”? well it’s not lost. i know exactly where it went. right over there.

[pinkdovess]

this meme is so niche

[great-and-small]

Apparently the local university’s undergraduate entomology course sends students to catch insect specimens at the same place I like to go birdwatching, which explains why I saw three enormous frat looking dudes with tiny bug nets and overheard one emphatically say “bro BRO I told you we already have enough lepidopterans”

[crumplstiltskin]

🛹

[muffinlance]

My baby daughter got her adorable puffin-print dress absolutely CAKED in mud crawling around the yard and my first thought was "oh no her beautiful dress"

And my second thought was "oh huh it really WOULD be easy to unconsciously steer her away from playing in the dirt. Unlike my son, whose outfits are usually some kind of solid dark easily washed pants plus a shirt that doesn't trail in the dirt like a dress does."

Anyway something something gender roles start getting shoved on kids from literal birth, but with a little time to think about things, YOU TOO can let your children of any gender absolutely destroy their clothes in the dirt pit they're digging in your garden

[juno-infernal]

my little brother & i are having a scholarly debate about mornings

[shoezuki]

Some wild shit goes on in ppls lives

[thoodleoo]

it's me boy, the medieval scribe speaking to you inside your brain. listen to me boy. draw in the margins of your notes instead of paying attention

[idoodlestuffsometimes]

I need to share how the IT guy at work greeted my department on CrowdStrike Blue Screen Friday. Never have I seen a man so shocked by the sight of perfectly functional computers

(They were off during the update)

[sadclowncentral]

nearly had a medical emergency today because - and i cannot stress enough how little i am making this up - a helicopter landed in front of an open grain silo while i was getting off my ship and i am deathly allergic to the wheat that said helicopters rotor blades proceeded to blast in my face at full force. the cosmic forces are plotting against me ass situation to be in