#they brothers

[cosmicwhoreo]

So... I may have gotten carried away makin' cookies-

I kinda had a lotta ideas for salty shark crew ocs-

[i-like-art-and-spiderman]

Harry2 (Raimi): You happy now?

Harry 3( TASM): * walking away with his grilled cheese* Yeah.

Harry 2: . . .

Harry 3: Thank you!

Harry 2: Your welcome!

[anonbinaryweirdo]

why??? is??? there??? wincest??? on??? my??? for you??? tab???

[pandagirl45]

Rhodey: *holding Tony up like he is a feral cat* antonious fieli

Rhodey: point of origin, Italian northern African parts, can closely be related to the sandcat

Tony: honeybear!!

Rhodey: *holds him easily still* will absolutely bite the shit out of you, love or violence can be either reason. He is adorable to boot as well.

Tony: RHODEY!

Rhodey: my best friend! *walks off with him* we are having soft tacos :)

Tony:...fine *pouting* -///- :T

[sadclowncentral]

nearly had a medical emergency today because - and i cannot stress enough how little i am making this up - a helicopter landed in front of an open grain silo while i was getting off my ship and i am deathly allergic to the wheat that said helicopters rotor blades proceeded to blast in my face at full force. the cosmic forces are plotting against me ass situation to be in

[bowelfly]

Brother Gregor never spoke and often spooked the neophytes with his appearance, but he was a gentle soul and a phenomenal cook and knew more ways to prepare a fish than the abbot knew hymns

[bauliya]

as a woman with elevated testosterone (pcos) who uses steroids (asthma inhalers) i must say i am feeling very cheated in the athletic prowess department. when is my dangerous masculine olympic level strength and speed supposed to kick in. do i need to go to professor x

[blabberoo]

If Ford didn't got into the portal..

[notamamiboye]

Happy April Fools 2024

[doctorsiren]

More on that AU where Ford takes Stanley with him to Gravity Falls…I realized they’re kind of like the Winchesters if one of the Winchesters was autistic about cryptids

[brightlotusmoon]

[greelin]

blood “loss”? well it’s not lost. i know exactly where it went. right over there.

[pinkdovess]

this meme is so niche

[great-and-small]

Apparently the local university’s undergraduate entomology course sends students to catch insect specimens at the same place I like to go birdwatching, which explains why I saw three enormous frat looking dudes with tiny bug nets and overheard one emphatically say “bro BRO I told you we already have enough lepidopterans”

[crumplstiltskin]

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