#they be like Smoove (what?)

[shy-writer-999]

yap & reflect time... (๑˃ᴗ˂)ﻭ

hello there... how is everyone today? is everyone excited for one piece to come back!?!? i'm quivering with excitement like a chihuahua. i'm so hyped i'm literally counting down the days. just imagine it.. OP, solo leveling, apothecary diaries, and sakamoto days new eps every week? serotonin... i can see it in the distance... finally. ੈ✩‧₊˚

CHECK IN QUESTIONS (because i am bored and i want to get to know you and chat):

1. which one piece character are you the most like, and why?

2. what's the funniest thing you and your bestie did recently? (or are going to do?)

ヽ(>∀<☆)ノ my answers:

i have been told that i am the most like nico robin because the morbid comments she makes and how much she loves reading. also i am very tall too so we share that in common :) but sometimes i feel more like nami.

the funniest thing with me and my bestie recently is that she's coming to visit me (we live on opposite ends of the U.S.) and i'm going to learn how to dougie just to amuse her. i practiced today for half an hour. six days until she gets here i think i'll be able to crank it NASTY before then. john wall and everything. i know that when i start doing it for her shes going to cry with laughter. i am just a jester for her entertainment.

[fisheito]

The fact that yakumo has made so much soup that eiden can ID the type based on smell alone

[snakiest]

What even are the most popular Turbo Fast ships anyways. Are there turbo fast ships? relationships between characters romantic or otherwise that people like? That i’m just not privy to, or something?

[freakattack]

Something i think is really good about the gameplay of yhe new warioware game coming out is that it seems like it doesnt tell you what to do with your joycons you havev to figure it out. I think part of the reasons smoove mooves suffered so much is because the forms thing got so cumbersome, a lot of the forms were redundant or unneeded and it was a lot to have to sit through a bunch of explanation about each one and then have the cue cards before each game. Thays not what warioware is about. Warioware is about giving you the bare minimum of instruction and saying figure it out. Good luck

[ne0ncowb0y]

and this is just on the two different ps5 versions of the same game, the ps5 I only got a couple months ago

[t4tdanvis]

for laurances ref i have written down "loves AJR. do not pass him the aux he will play Thirsty"

[smoov-criminal]

i had my wheelchair assessment today and it went great!! they said ive got like 0 chances of being denied based on what we talked about and have especially good justification for a power assist. I'll be getting an apex rigid frame chair and a smoov power assist and it should take maybe a month or two to get it made and brought to me, im so fucking excited!!

[megatruxfr]

The FAST crew getting angry...?

So basically this thing came to my mind because Burn is angry al the time (why dreamworks what did u do to my girlboss) so i questioned, what if the other members got angry? What would they do?

Turbo

I think the best way to piss Turbo off is to be unfair to him. Turbo has a very strong sense of trust and if you break it he wont be so chill about that. I think Turbo won't like it either if you don't believe in him, explicitly mention hes crazy or you tell him hes bad at racing. He wont attack you or heavily insult you, he'll just bery clearly give you a piece of his mind by sharing his opinion. He wont listen to people that look down on him.

Whiplash

The one thing that frustrates and annoys Whiplash the most is if someone doesnt listen to him. If you don't listen to Whiplash or you give him the feeling his voice doesnt matter he will not like that very much. Whiplash is also shown to hate it when you question his leadership. He is very firm in his opinions and he is good at defending himself, mama didnt raise no bitch. What i think would genuinly anger Whiplash - not just frustrate him, really anger him - is if you shame him or bully him in front of others. He will NOT buy that shit and shoot into self defense. Whiplash isnt very good at dealing with shaming i think, he wants to appear strong and big, if you break that image he will out his insecurity by trying to restore it the minute its broken. Whiplash wont laugh away pain or hide it, he will shout and get angry. The rest of the fast crew is pretty chill and wont get angry super fast but Whiplash is willing to break bones. Watch out.

Skidmark

Skidmark is barely angry or annoyed throughout Turbo FAST. What i think would annoy him most is if hes continuously disturbed while hes working on something and clearly wants to be left alone. I think thats his biggest annoyance. I also don't think Skidmark likes loud noises, hes used to loud noises and doesnt really care about it, but that doesnt mean he likes it. I dont really see Skidmark get angry, hes mostly jjst turned to himself. But if he wants to be alone you just shouldnt disturb him. Easy as that :D

Smoove Move

Smoove Move is very relaxed and generally calm, so annoying or angering him is pretty hard. Smoove Move doesnt really care what other people think of him and he trusts himself and has faith in himself, if you tell him hes dumb, ugly or bad at making music he'll be like "okay" and let you be. What i think would annoy, and if its really bad truly anger Smoove Move is if you force him into something and make him do things he doesnt want to do, especially if he has told you no and clearly has shown he isnt interested. Of course it depends on the situation, but i think from what i have seen in the show that thats Smoove Moves biggest red button. I also noticed in the show that Smoove Move doesnt like entitled people that think theyre better then everyone else, he wont go very far into it but he will definitley give you some hints that scream: "bro, just for the record: i don't like you." He probably doesnt think theres anything wrong with being rich, but if you act all entitled over it, he won't be impressed.

White Shadow

2 words: equality and honesty. White Shadow is very easy and relaxed just like Smoove, but he will get annoyed faster. White Shadow has kind of a childish mindset but he will notice it if he himself or someone else is treated unfairly and wont be afraid to stand up and say it. White Shadow is also not a fan of lies and dishonest people. He isnt good at noticing it, but if he finds out he wont immediatly get mad, he'll just ask why, and if you don't answer him or lie more, THAT will anger him. Then you broke his trust and he'll let you know.

Chet

Chet is pretty straighforward and i-will-say-it-once-and-not-again- type dude. Chet is as we know a safety fanatic so his biggest annoyance is people not listening to rules. He would also not like it if someone, especially someone he cares about, brings themselves in danger. The more Chet cares about someone, the more frustrated he will get if that person brings themselves in danger. Chets way of expressing he cares about someone in those kids of situations is that he'll try to give you a reality check and keep you away from the in his eyes danger, wich mostly doesnt really work out. He ends up realizing that and he'll apologize. Hes just trying guys :')

[julius-456]

Everyone but two of the fast crew was chilling in the morning at the clubhouse. Smoove Move was playing music, Chet was cleaning up a bit, Skidmark and White Shadow were playing videogames and Whiplash was training in a small treadmill. They were like that for some time until Turbo and Burn entered the clubhouse very quick.

Turbo and Burn: Guys, guys!

The crew noticed they were not wearing their racing shells and that Turbo was carrying Burn on top of his shell.....right before they slipped and fell to the clubhouse floor.

Cher: Turbo! You ok? What happened?

Smoove Move: And what happened to your racing shells?

Turbo (smiling nervously): It's a funny story heheehe......We lost them

Everyone except for the orange and the reddish pink snail gasps

White Shadow: And where do you lost them?

Skidmark: A shapeshipting alien stole them from both of you!?

Burn: No! No, no. We lost them......in a bet we lose.

Everyone except for them gasp again and Whiplash gets angry at them.

Whiplash: How the heck did happen!? Better that you two explain it now.

Turbo: Okay, Whip, we'll tell you.

Burn: Yeah. Don't be too grumpy.

Flashback without context #1

Turbo: Last night we were on our date night doing sightseeing, having dinner and looking at some markets. Over there we found a new sour candy and out of curiosity, we ate some samples of them.

Burn: Unknown to us, we found that it had secondary effects on snails but on humans it didn't had none. That candy gave us a sugar hyper craziness state and we turned into some chaotic fiends.

(Small montage of the being chaotic)

Turbo: While we went up, we accidentally accepted a challange from some critters and we bet our racing shells on it.

Burn: And without luck on our side we lost and therefore we gave up our racing shells.

Turbo: And without her one, I carried Burn back to the clubhouse and....here we are, without our racing shells and without any knowledge of who has them now.

Whiplash: And here we are!? What kind of idiots would do that nonsense!?

Turbo (smiling nervously while hiding inside his shell): Em......us?

Burn: C'mon, Whiplash, how could we know that sour candy would have such extreme effects on snails? We were not ourselves at the time.

After that story, Whiplash calms down and decided to give them a hand.

Whiplash: Ok, it's clear that you two ended up in a big trouble and that you should fix it yourselves, but I gonna see what I can do to help.

Turbo: Thanks Whip!

W: Hey, Skidmark, can you search on the internet if we can find the racing shells?

Skidmark: No need for that! I already did it!

Skidmark shows Turbo and Burn images of a large snail who has recently adquired their racing shells.

Skidmark: Apparentely, your shells were adquired by a collector snail. He collects a lot of stuff like souvenirs and merchandise but also it looks like he managed to get your shells.

Turbo: Do you know where we can find him?

Skidmark: For your good luck yes. He lives in a large estate near the coast. If your want to get your shells back, you can find them there.

Turbo: Ok, thanks Skid!

Whiplash: Well, you two, I don't know how are you gonna get your shells back, but you must get them, or I will get very angry.

Turbo: Ok, Whip....

Burn: There's no time to lose! Let's go there!

Then Burn turns back to one of the clubhouse doors and starts moving out of it to get the shells back......only to realise that she's slow again and barely moved a few centimetres while the crew looks at her with a confused face.

Burn: (signs) I hate being slow again.....

Turbo: C'mon, sweetbun. I'll take you there along with me.

After that Turbo goes racing in a highway to the collector snail's estate, which is a bit far from the town. He is also bringing Burn with him since without her racing shell she was not fast as her boyfriend, so he carries her on top of his shell. She gaves him directions to evade the incoming cars.

Burn: Left! Right! Right! Left! Right! Left, Boo!

Turbo: I'm trying honey! You know I'm not used to carry snails on these situations.

While he was trying to keep up at the highway, Burn started to tease his speed.

Burn: C'mon, Turbo is that the fastest you can race? You are so slow to be the fastest living creature in the world.

Turbo: Oh, yeah? Let's see if you can keep up to my speed!

As he says that, he revs up his shell and starts to go faster. As she feels the speed change, Burn starts to come up

Burn: Woohoo! Yeah, boo! Just like that!

Both snails are speeding across the highway until they bump a small rock that sends them flying into a small grassy cliff near the sea. After they fall, they get up and start to laugh.

Turbo: Sorry Burn, it's not easy for me being faster with extra weight on top of my shell hehehe.

Burn: Nah, it's okay, Turbo.

Right after this, Burn looks that they are near the sea and that the sun is setting.

Burn: You know, despite the situation we are in, I really enjoy it.

Turbo (surprised): Really?

Burn: Yeah, and why I would not? Going fast without actually racing, feeling the breeze in my shell, seeing the sunset near the sea is so....relaxing. Besides, you look more handsome and I like you more in the natural.

As she says that, she passes her eyestalk over her boyfriend's brown shell. This last comment and show of affection makes Turbo to blush.

Turbo: Oh, thanks, sweetbun. Hehehehe. You also look more beatiful in the natural.

He says that while touching her girlfriend's purple/violet shell. After, they share a long but warm kiss near the sunset. They are like that for a time until they stop.

Burn: Good talk.

Turbo: Yeah, good talk.

Suddenly, Turbo notices that they are near the collector snail's estate

Turbo: Hey, that's the estate that Skid told us about. We should go and get back our racing shells and then we can spend more together.

Burn: Yeah, sounds good. Let's go!

After that, she jumps on top of shell and they rush to the small but large estate.

Now that they reached their destination, they see the large but small estate belonging to a compulsive collector snail. They admire how big in size is for them compared to the clubhouse.

Turbo: Whoa, it's very big!

Burn: How much money does this guy have?

Turbo: Maybe a lot, but how we can know where our racing shells are stored in such a big place?

As they think about it, Burn looks up at the house walls.

Burn: I think I have an idea. Follow me!

Then she slides up the wall, with Turbo following her until they reach the roof. Back in land they look at some wires and plastic cards left in the rooftop by birds, so they use them as boards to grind over the wires until they reach a small, glass dome. When they look at it they find that the room below is a small warehouse where Mr. Click's collection of random stuff is stored.

Turbo: Hey, Burn look!

When she looks at where he was pointing, they find their silver and red and orange and magenta racing shells along with other stuff stored.

Turbo: I found our shells!

Burn: Really? Let me see!

As she says that, without previous warning, she climbs up Turbo's body, hitting in some parts of his face and shell by accident. She looks at where the shells at.

Burn: Yep, that's our racing shells. With a jump down and another one up we should get them back easily.

Turbo: Yeah. Or (Looks at a rope that was near them) you can use this rope to pull me down so I can get our shells and then you pull me back.

As he talks, Burn is chewing some gum looking at the dome.

Turbo: Or you can keep chewing gum, Burn.

Burn: Oh, sorry Turbo, but these are strawberry flavored.

Turbo: Come on honey. Let's focus.

As the night falls, soon both snails put their plan on action as Burn pulls Turbo down a open window in the dome with the rope to the warehouse. She's moving the rope down with her eyestalks while Turbo is roped to the other end of it.

Turbo: Down, down, down. Just like that, boo!

Burn: Ok, boo! When you reach the shells, scream my name and I'll pull you up!

Turbo: Ok!

She continued to pull him down the window

Turbo (murmuring): Just a bit more, just a bit more.....

Suddenly, a power outage happens and the lights go out, leaving the whole place in darkness. Burn started to freak out a lot since she was afraid of the dark and inmediately hid inside her shell, letting out the rope in the process and resulting in Turbo free falling, screaming as he fell.

Turbo: Aaaaaaahhhhh!!!! Burn!!!!!!

Suddenly he stopped falling as the lights went back, and when he looked up, he saw Burn grabbing the rope with her eyestalk while holding to the edge of the hole with the other eyestalk.

Turbo: Burn! Go up before....!

But before he could finish talking, Burn couldn't hold on the edge much longer and she ended up falling too. Turbo fell again and landed in some jewels and model car parts. Then he saw a pillow near him and pushed it to a side where Burn ended falling, with the pillow softening her fall. He went to her girlfriend and hug her with his eyestalks.

Turbo: Burn! Are you ok?

Burn: Yeah, Turbo, I'm ok. And you?

Turbo: Yeah, me too.

After that, they saw where their shells were.

Turbo: Let's pick up the shells and leave.

Then they went to the box where their racing shells were stored. However, they accidentaly moved above a loose slab that went down when the two of them touched it, activating a intruder trap that rounded them inside a net and left them floating midair.

Burn: Oh, come on! We were so close!

As they were still trapped inside the net and floating, the door of the warehouse opened and a large snail entered inside. He was large but smaller than White's Shadow size, his skin was yellow/orange and he was wearing a crazy hat and a wig. He also had a small beard beneath his mouth. The snail couple assumed that he was the collector.

Mr. Click: Well, look what we have! Two newcomers that wanted to take a look at my collection.

Turbo: Who are you?

ShellCo: I'm called by a lot of names, but I mostly call myself ShellCo Llector. But you can call me Mr. Shell

Turbo: Sorry for the mess, but my girlfriend and I.....

Burn: Let us free and give us back our shells!

Turbo: Burn, you are not helping.....

Mr. Shell: Don't worry pal, these situations happen a lot over here. I'll free you both.

Mr. Shell then pushed a button that let the net loose and freed Turbo and Burn, falling again into the floor.

Turbo: Sorry for the troubles, Mr. Shell. You see, we are.....

Mr. Shell: The snail that won the Indy 500 and the only female racer of the Fast crew. Yeah, I know who you are.

Turbo: Oh, ok. So anyway, those shells in your collection are ours and after some events they ended up with you. We wanted to get them back and we tried to do it the quick way but we failed. So what if we buy them back from you and fix this problem, heh?

As he talks, Burn looks at him with a confused face.

Burn: What? Turbo, are you kidding?

Turbo: Then what else we can do, honey? Let's pay for them and we solve the problem.

Mr. Shell: Save your money for you, pal. They are not on sale.

Turbo: Oh.

Mr. Shell: However, there's another way you can get them back.

Turbo and Burn: How?

Mr. Shell: You can claim them as a prize if you win my tournament.

Burn: What tournament?

(Montage of small RC cars destroying themselves in a stadium with a bunch of gimmicks and objects coming out of them)

Mr. Shell: I run a demolition tournament where critters drive RC cars and use modified gimmicks and stuff to defeat or destroy the opponents cars. It's a wild tournament with mass destruction and a way to collect car parts. To get to the next stage your car must be the last one standing if you want to survive. If you both beat all the stages and defeat the champion of the tournament at the last stage, you can choose anything from this warehouse as your price for winning.

Turbo: Really?

Mr. Shell: Well, to be honest, no one has ever beat the champion of the tournament or even went beyond the second stage of it, but you never know what could happen! (laughs).

This last comment made Turbo shiver in fear.

Mr. Shell: So, what you say?

Turbo: Well, Mr Shell, hehehehe, can we think about it for......

Burn: We accept!

Turbo looks surprised at her girlfriend after she accepted the challenge without excitation.

Mr. Shell: Amazing! Well's let's go to my garage so you two can choose your car.

After that they follow Mr. Shell to his garage.

Turbo: Burn, I love you and I like crazy racing stuff, but you have gone crazy!? This is heavy even for me.

Burn: Relax, Turbo. We did this kind of stuff a lot of times in the past so this should be a piece of cake. Besides i'm gained experience playing videogames and Whiplash told me about that time when you entered a car race to win a gift for Chet.

Turbo: Yeah, but that was different to this. I don't see very safe for us.....

Burn: You are talking like your brother, Turbo. Please be calm.

After their small talk, they reach Mr. Shell's garage. They find a lot of cool looking RC cars and vehicles.

Mr. Click: Welcome to my garage! Please, choose your vehicle.

Turbo: Um, Mr. Shell.....

To their surprise, they find that all the cars have signs that say "Reserved". Apparentely, those cars where chosen by the critters who would also participate in the tournament.

Mr. Shell: Oh, yeah, I forgot that every car was already reserved for the drivers, and also you are last minute additions. Don't worry, I have a free car for you. Over there!

Mr. Shell points them to a RC yellow muscle car that has seen better days. The spoiler was broken on one of the edges, it had puffs as seats, the wheels were replaced by multicolored skateboard wheels and the doors were replaced by doors of other cars. It also had a led lights bar stick on the car as a bumper. While Turbo was dissapointed, Burn was excited.

Burn: I like it! Come on, boo! Jump in!

Both snails entered the car, with Turbo sitting in the driver's puff and Burn sitting on the co-pilot's puff. She noticed a table with buttons next to her.

Burn: These must activate the objects we can use against those critters!

While Burn was enjoying the situation, Turbo seemed to be concerned with it. Burn noticed it inmediately

Burn: You still have your doubts, right?

Turbo: Yeah, Burn. I can't believe we're gonna get crushed by other critters in order to get back the racing shells that we lost by betting them after eating sour candy.

Burn: Chill, Turbo. I'm very good at playing videogames so let me guide you along the way so you can succeed. Do you trust me, right?

Turbo: Yeah, but.......

Suddenly, he gets interrupted by a kiss from her.

Burn: Just think about it as a romantic date with me, boo.

Turbo: You have a strange way of seeing what's romantic and what's not, honey hehehehe.

Then Mr Shell points them the way to the stadium where the tournament will take place.

Turbo: Ok, let's go there!

Soon, he stepped on the accelerator and, with one eyestalk on the wheel, drove off to the stadium to beat a lot of critters to get back their shells.

When they reached the stadium they went through the main entrance and they were amazed at how big and dangerous the arena was. It featured many obstacles and traps including: an overhead track, a salt pit on each end of the stadium, spiked wrecking balls, and oil puddles all over the place. At the other side of the stadium there was their opponent: A male mantis driving a six wheels robot with claws. Mr. Shell appeared on a screen annoucing the first stage of the tournament.

Mr. Shell: Welcome to the first stage of the demolition tournament! Tonight you'll fight against crazy and strong opponents to achieve victory in this wacky battleground! Remember, your prize is......anything from my collection. Let the chaos begin!

After that, on the screen appeared a versus image of the first opponents: Claws (the mantis) vs.........the Guzmans. Turbo looked at the screen confused.

Turbo: Huh? Burn?

Turbo looked at his girlfriend with a confused face while she smiled nervously.

Soon, the tournament starts as Claws drives his robot towards the snails car. Turbo stepped on the acelerator and spin the wheel to the left to evade the mantis attack. He was driving crazy while Burn was giving him directions.

Burn: Left! Right! Left! Left! Please, Turbo you can do better than that!

Turbo: Burn, I'm driving at the same I assure ourselves not to be crushed!

While they were talking, Claws launched a claw attack to their car, scratching it in the process and then the car went spinning due to an oil puddle and crashing to a wall.

Claws: You can't run, and neither can hide!

Turbo: Burn, what do we do!?

Burn: I know. Go forward....

He followed her directions while evading Claws robot attacks until they were close to him.

Burn: And....stop!

As the car stopped moving. Burn pressed one of the buttons next to her, and then the car sprayed water at the robot, making it to malfunction and exploding, sending Claws flying away.

Mr. Shell: Amazing! The Guzmans team win the first stage!

Turbo and Burn: Yes!

Mr. Shell: Let's get to the next stage!

Burn: Turbo, I love you, but you must drive better to win this.

Turbo: Yeah, Burn, but I'm not used to this kind of stuff.

Burn: Just believe in yourself. We can beat this together.

Then she gives him a kiss in a cheek. Turbo steps on the accelerator again and soon they drive off.

After that there's a montage of the tournament's course as different critters drive in their cars. A snail driving a red sports car beating a female firefly driving a firetruck, a beetle driving a RC Front Loader crushing a crab's go-kart, and a police rc car wheels being getting his flat tires thanks to some darts thrown by a convertible car. Turbo and Burn were coordinating themselves to drive the car and use the gimmicks of it to beat the other contestants, including water sprays, boost, oil sprays, a boomerang, a toy rocket launcher and a button they haven't tried yet. While at first they had a lot of complications which resulted in them almost getting crushed or thrown into the salt pits, Turbo gained ease at driving during every stage until which made them continue until they reached the penultimate stage.

Burn: Amazing! We're almost in the last stage, boo!

Turbo: Yeah! Right! It was thanks to your gimmicks management boo.

Burn: No, it was thanks to your driving skills hehehe

They were caressing each other for some seconds until the next announcement.

Mr. Shell: Up to the next stage! We got the Guzmans team Vs. the Resents team! These last ones are a pretty odd team.

A door of the stadium opened and a monster truck entered the arena. It droev through the stadium and next to the couple's car. They were very surprised when they saw that the ones inside the truck were a orange/yellow snail who looked exactly like Turbo with a black and red racing shell and a japanese pink cricket.

Turbo: What the heck?

Fusion: No freaking way dude.....!

The monster truck made a drift until it stopped in front of the two snails.

Turbo: Fusion!? Hayaku!?

Burn: What are you doing in this tournament!? And together!?

Hayaku: Your girlfriend has a temper problem, Turbo-San.

Fusion: Perhaps you two should quit now.

Turbo: Not a choice!

Burn: But how are you two together? Are you a....

Before she could she pukes out of the car.

Fusion: Relax, taco shell! Okay. I'll give you some explanation before we beat the both of you.

Flashback without context #2

Fusion: After a bit of training at the town I end up meeting Hayaku in the centre. We chatted up about our careers that were ruined when you defeated us.

Hayaku: While eating some snacks, he find out about a demolition tournament and conviced me of taking part in it with him, claiming that we should get our fame and careers back if we win.

Fusion: But it was a coincidence that you and you gum chewing girlfriend also entered the tournament, so our motivations rised up and now we have the chance to get revenge at you!

Turbo: Keep dreaming, Fusion! Boo, hold on to something!

Turbo stepped again on the accelerator and the car speed up to the monster truck side to bump it, then it went backwards as Turbo told Burn to attack.

Turbo: Burn, attack them!

Burn: Ok!

Burn pushed a button that launched a boomerang towards the monster truck and it broke it's roof. Then their car drove backwards again and made a 180° turn and it went forward, with the monster truck coming beneath them until they were next to them.

Fusion: Give up, pals! You can't win!

Turbo: Let's see about that!

The car bumps the side of the monster truck.

Hayaku: Watch out for the rain, Turbo-San

The cricket grabbed a packet of hot sauce and launched it at the car driver's seat, blinding Turbo in the process.

Turbo: Ow, ow, ow! It burns!

The car drifted to one of the salt pits but Turbo step on the brakes, stopping in time.

Burn: Turbo! Are you ok?

Turbo: Yeah, I'm ok.

Burn (looking at the monster truck): So that's what we have, eh? Now you'll see!

Turbo: You have it boo!

Turbo drove the car straight to the monster truck while Burn pushed a button that fired a toy rocket. It flew and hit Fusion's racing shell, turning it unstable and turning it into a hot small bomb.

Fusion: Ow, ow, ow! Not again!

Fusion took off his racing shell and throw it. However it was very late as it exploded and destroyed the monster truck, sending Fusion and Hayaku flying away. With that trick, Turbo and Burn won the penultimate stage.

Mr. Shell: Amazing! The winners of the penultimate stage are the Guzmans team!

Turbo: Yeah!

Burn: Great! We're on the last stage!

Mr. Shell: And now, we have only 1 car left, so that means that we continue to the ultimate stage! If the Guzmans are able to defeat the champion of the stage, they win the tournament!

Then a metal door is slammed from outside the stadium, as Mr. Shell announces the last opponent.

Mr. Click: And now, the ultimate champion of the tournament, a giant destroying machine! Here's Shellslayer!

The metal door breaks as Shellslayer enters the stadium. Turbo and Burn are freaked out seeing how big the last opponent is. At first sight it has the body of and RC armored truck with a front loader shovel attached to it, and a bunch of other RC car parts that were also attached to it.

Turbo was surprised at how strong Shellslayer was, but he got the guts to compete agaisnt that. However, Burn wasn't feeling the same way.

Turbo: Wow, he's huge, but don't worry Burn, we got this!

To his surprise, he didn't heard any response from her.

Turbo: Burn?

He found Burn hidden inside her shell like she does sometimes when the lights go out. Seeing her like that, he asked for a time-out.

Turbo (looking at the crowd and Mr. Shell): One moment please!

Turbo went down the seat to talk to her. She looked very scared

Turbo: Burn, are you Ok?

Burn: No! I cannot fight against that thing! Have you looked how big it is?

Turbo: Boo.....

Burn: We have no chance! If we go out we'll get crushed! Listen, we should quit now.

Turbo: What?

Burn: Yeah, we quit and we try to convice Mr. Shell to sell us our shells again. How much money do you have with you?

Turbo: Burn, I'm also scared over that thing, but we have gone so far to this moment. We can't quit.

Burn: Yeah.....

Turbo: We already beat crazy guys in this tournament, we can beat this thing, but only we can do it together.

Burn: You are right. But how are we gonna defeat him?

Turbo: I got an idea. I saw you use those objects with ease while you saw me drive. How about we make a change?

Burn: Ok, boo! You got me. Let's go!

Soon they went up and they seat in each other puffs, while they accidentally hit each other with their shells.

Now, Burn went driving around Shellslayer while Turbo used all of the car gimmicks against it. He launched all of them until they gave a lot of damage to Shellslayer. Suddenly, they saw it's core exposed.

Turbo: Ready, Burn?

Burn: I was born ready!

So, Burn drove evading all of Shellslayer attacks, with Turbo giving her directions.

Turbo: Left! Right! Left! Left! Right! Left! Over that ramp!

Then, Burn drove according to the directions to the ramp. From one moment to another they were floating midair. Right after that, Turbo hit the button that they didn't use and the car launched a lot of fireworks to the Shellslayer core, destroying it and making it explode.

The car lands into the ground and, despite all the damage it got, it was still functioning. Turbo and Burn sitted on top of the car's roof

Mr. Shell: That's so freaking great! The Guzmans team are the winners of the demolition tournament!

Burn: Turbo! You made it!

Turbo: No, Burn. We made it!

Burn lifted up her boyfriend from the ground while everyone was taking photos of the winners. Soon, both snails hugged each other with their eyestalks.

Turbo: I love you, Burn

Burn: I love you, too, Turbo

Soon they started sharing a long but romantic kiss.

Sometime later, they drove off to Mr. Shell's garage where he was waiting for them.

Mr. Shell: Congratulations, lovebirds! You are the first critters that managed to win my tournament!

Turbo: Yeah. Thanks Mr. Shell.

Mr. Shell: Come on, follow me so you can pick up your prize.

The snails followed him to his warehouse. He opened the door for it and they took a look at Mr. Shell's collection.

Mr. Shell: Since you won my tournament, you can choose anything from this warehouse as the prize. And I think I know what you want.

Before they could choose. Burn took a look at a small gum machine at the warehouse.

Burn: Is that a gum machine filled with all kinds of gums and flavours that no one has ever tried before?

Mr. Shell: That's right.

Burn: I know we want! We want the g-

Before she could finish, Turbo shuts her mouth with his eyestalk before speaking for her.

Turbo: We want the racing shells in that box.

Mr. Shell: You ask for it. You got it!

Mr. Shell gives them back their racing shells.

Mr. Shell: Thanks for playing! Come back anytime soon!

After that, Turbo and Burn exit to Mr. Shell estate entrance. They were wearing their racing shells again.

Burn: Oh, come on Burn, we should have chosen the gum machine.

Turbo: Burn, remember that candy is what we got us in this trouble at the first place. Besides we went there to get back our shells.

Burn: Yeah, you are right.

Turbo: But don't worry, I got something for you.

Then he shows her two gumballs he managed to pick from the machine.

Burn: Wow, the gums from the machine! Thanks boo!

Turbo: You're welcome.

Burn grabs one gumball while Turbo grabs the other one. They start chewing them.

Turbo: Burn, would you like to watch a movie at the clubhouse when we get back?

Burn: Sure! The first one that arrives chooses the movie!

So then, Turbo revved up his shell while Burn activated hers. Soon they started to race in the highway back to the clubhouse, fading into the horizon.

Well, this is a fan episode of the show I made a year set in a AU were I shipped Turbo and Burn. And today I wanted to upload it here.

Happy Valentine's day!

[castingcomets]

Song for the worst possible thing I can think of (mr Spock x dr mccoy)

- "That's What Love Can Do (12" Mix)" by Boy Krazy

- The Lady Gaga version of "I want your love" it's not on spotify

Song for if Spock was a woman and Captain Kirk fell in love with her hopelessly and desperately and thoroughly

- "Play To Win" by Smoove & Turrell

^ Do NOT listen to that in the car while thinking of that subject becasue you may lose all focus on the road.

Hold on I feel like im going to shit myself

[luna-tori]

(The Mind Electric Of An) Psychofreak - Turbo FanFiction

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On a normal day, Skid doesn't feel well, but he ignores it.

Everyone sees that he's acting strange and asks him about it, but he says he's fine.

What's going on?

* An AU in which the team discovers that Skidmark has telekinetic powers, due to experiments in his childhood that have only awakened now. With this new development, they try their best to help him control his new powers.

Just a fanfic I made centered on Skid. It's also available on AO3, but I decided to post it here too.

Additional Tags:

Alternate Universe - Human, Human Experimentation, Psychic Abilities, Warning: Some things can be a little disturbing..., Other characters appear as the story progresses, Slow posting

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Prologue: Dream

"Someone help me understand what’s going on inside my mind" - The Mind Electric

What?

Where am I?

This doesn't look like my room... Or my house.

Wait...

I know this place.

No... It can't be...

I escaped from this place a long time ago...

How did I get back here?

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I feel numb.

I look at the wall, as if something important were stuck in it.

Someone opens the door.

"Child, could you accompany me to the room, please? "

I got up from where I was standing.

I followed him, obediently.

"How do you feel, young Markovich?"

" ... Numb... "

"Don't worry, it'll pass. "

A few walks seemed like hours...

We reached a room.

"Sit here, please. "

I impulsively followed the order.

" Test No. 3. Subject No. 130. Name: Skip Markovich. "

"That's right."

" ... "

Little by little, I regained consciousness.

I realized that I was trapped. My wrists and legs were tied tightly.

"What are they going to do to me...? "

They continued their work.

"Let me out! Please! "

"Don't worry. It won't hurt."

It's a lie! It's all lies! I know it will hurt!

I feel tears welling up in my eyes.

"Somebody help me!"

"No one will listen to you here. "

"That'll make the test harder... "

My nervousness was growing.

"Turbo! Whiplash!"

My heart was beating a thousand an hour.

" Burn! Shadow! "

My abnormal breathing... Smelling that nauseating odor.

" Smoove! Chet! "

I felt like I was about to faint. My stomach churned with nausea.

"Somebody! Help me... please! "

" ...Shut his mouth."

Here they come, approaching and putting on a gag. There was nothing I could do but whimper even more.

People around me were monitoring, and one of them was putting things on my head

I see a woman holding a clipboard and writing something down.

"All set to start the operation. " - A man said

That's when it started.

Electricity pulsed through my body.

I couldn't hold back my screams. The pain was unbearable.

My heart was about to explode.

I don't know how long it lasted, but when it was over, I felt dizzy. My arms and legs were wobbly and my head was light. My vision was blurred. I couldn't feel anything.

A cacophony of voices sounded in my head...

Someone... Anyone...

Please...

Save me...

I don't want to stay here...

I don't want to go through this again...

I'd rather die than be here again…

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I scream at the top of my lungs, falling from the ceiling and remaining on the floor in a fetal position for a long time trying to stabilize my breathing.

(The strangest thing is that I can sleep in many different ways, but it would be impossible to sleep floating in the air, which is the case for me now.)

My eyes are still closed, crying and thinking that I'm still in that horrible place.

But when I opened them... A dim blue light greeted my eyes.

I had been in my room all this time. It was just a nightmare. Phew!

It took minutes for me to calm down, wipe away the tears and convince my mind that I was home. Safe. Far away from that place.

Lucky no one heard anything. (Soundproof walls, duh!)

A few days ago I started having these dreams.

All these dreams are too vague, I never knew what I was doing or why I was there.

Was it a memory?

Also... How did I manage to float?

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[To be continued]

[deadlincs]

more! more headcanons, more!

doesn't think of himself as unattractive, but rather unremarkable 😔

please consider how much higu likes to wash his significant other’s hair. he understands it’s a deep form of intimacy ( honestly, he doesn’t touch anyone else’s hair besides his own ), if that’s something they would like — he’s very, very good at being thorough with double shampooing, making sure there’s a good scalp massage, takes care to make sure nothing gets into their eyes when rinsing. it’s soothing to him and a way to show his reverence for them.

higu's rather neglected flat is stacked with books. has just about every type of genre, but the ones that are most worn are self-improvement books. as a child, there was definitely some disconnect with certain emotions ( he was more or less isolated peer wise because of this ) and it stuck with him. and with both parents at work most of the time + him being a single child … he read everything he could. learned more so he could fit in better, but eventually came to terms that he’s fine not blending in completely. if anything, he used all of that research to help better himself as a defense attorney and relate this his clients.

type to carry an umbrella with him, but will not use it unless it’s pouring outside. if it’s just drizzling or relatively light rain — he’s just walking with that umbrella closed.

i know a lot of higu artists draw that man absolutely SHREDDED! RIPPED! 16 PACK ABS! but hear me out ... i simply do not think that's the case. before he was punted into the culling game — does it look like he's the type to hit the gym when there were sooooo many cases to pour over? that man's diet was black coffee, cigarettes, some booze, and whatever grub he remembered to get at some konbini. now, post-canon, i think he does gain some muscle mass from being an official #sorcerer. but he's still on the leaner side.

higu's got some smooves. fr he can bust it down if he wanted to —like those ‘told him to approach me like we’re in the 80s’ vids.

again, i stress — the majority of interactions higu has with people feels like they’re being studied under a microscope. he’s polite but in a forced upon professional way on the clock. tired and a touch irate off the clock. the only time he’s able to shed all of that is when he’s with his partner(s). then there’s no stopping his lame puns and dad jokes and poorly executed pickup lines, no matter what time of day it is.

[skylebruh]

Rating Turbo FAST Ships

Yo guys! It's been a while I haven't posted some stuff here, sooo… I was thinking to make an post about ships and I decided to share some ships of Turbo Fast to rate, probably I will do more, I just need to make some clarifications about the rating

8 to 10: GOOD

7 to 5: Neutral

4 to 0: BAD

Ik this was not necessary but just a reminder, this is based completely 100% on my opinions, Soo.. Let's goooooo!!

8/10 - Turdmark (Turbo x Skidmark)

Tbh in beginning i didn't saw so much potential in this ship, I DIDN'T understand why people shipped them, but when I started to watch turbo fast I could understand why people shipped them, their dynamic IT'S SO GOOOD KDKAJED, I believe if they had more development I would give 10, btw Turdmark still an good ship!!

6/10 - WhiteMark (White Shadow x Skidmark)

Yeah another SKIDMARK SHIP AGAIN AKSKAJJDSJ, I saw some few people shipping these two, I can find this ship cute? Yeah, but tbh I think their dynamic work more an platonic friends than an possible couple, and another reason I can't find them having an romantic relationship it's cuz I don't see Shadow having any romantic interest in anyone, but idc if you ship them :)

7/10 - Turdcase (Hardcase x Turbo)

I not surprised there's some people shipping these two, besides “enemies to lovers“ is an famous ship trope, actually Turdcase it's a pretty popular ship as like Turdmark in the fandom, I don't have many thoughts on this ship, I don't like so much “enemies to lovers” trope, tbh I have the same thought I has with shadow, hardcase seems he is not really into on romance, but even I don't ship them, it's not a bad ship, I will give 7 for them!!

7/10 - Smooplash (Smoove x Whiplash)

I didn't even know there's was some people ships them, I can see why some people ships them, but personally I think whiplash is too much for Smoove, ik my man has some heart but he is too serious for him 😭, and I see their dynamic more like platonic than an romantic way, like they being old friends thing, but apart of it, it would be interesting to see how they would work as an couple, they still not a bad ship :)

3/10 - Turyaku - (Turbo x Hayaku)

Yeahhh, another ship that was once popular on fandom, personally this ship just doesn't work, shipping them seems so forced considering what's happened between them on season 3, I believe if they had more interactions and development (of course WITHOUT turbo being so desperate for her) I would give an chance to this ship, but this ships kinda sucks tbh, anyways, if you ship them idc, be happy :)

END

[tewwor]

𝗘𝗡𝗧𝗘𝗥 𝗡𝗘𝗪 𝗦𝗢𝗥𝗖𝗘𝗥𝗘𝗥 … like for a starter and/or ask! multi's please specify

STATS .

name: hiromi higuruma

alias: tba

age: 36 ( verse dependent )

height: 6'0''

gender & sexuality: cis man ; he/him & bisexual

occupation: grade 1 - special grade jujutsu sorcerer ( verse dependent )— operates out of kyoto; lawyer ( retired - verse dependent )

fc: tba

CURSED TECHNIQUES & ABILITIES .

judgeman

deadly sentencing

domain amplification

reverse cursed technique

expert armed combatant

superior intellect

utilizes a gavel cursed tool that can be changed to different weapons. the executioner's sword is only utilized once a death penalty is given.

MISC. FACTS .

interests: black coffee, gin ( yuzu or juniper ), facts

dislikes: unlawful verdicts & injustice

knows jsl

tattoo & piercing here / post-canon tattoos here

scars

body type

lazy morning in hc

scents

blurb about higu & sunflowers

higuruma’s got some smooves. fr he can bust it down if he wanted to —like those ‘told him to approach me like we’re in the 80s’ vids.

the majority of interactions higuruma has with people feels like they’re being studied under a microscope. he’s polite but in a forced upon professional way on the clock. tired and a touch irate off the clock. the only time he’s able to shed all of that is when he’s with his partner(s). then there’s no stopping his lame puns and dad jokes and poorly executed pickup lines, no matter what time of day it is.

higuruma doesn't think of himself as unattractive, but rather unremarkable

certified teeth grinder when he sleeps. ( legit should be advised for a fitted mouthguard — i’m afraid for his enamel )

it’s in everyone’s benefit, interest, and wellbeing if he doesn’t cook. he knows this and it’s why he usually eats out or swings by the convenience stores all the time for just about any meal

NSFW INFO .

higuruma dishes out super cheesy porno lines midfuck but still in that painfully deadpan way

higuruma’s firmly verse, but the one thing that’s steadfast is the lengths he goes to appreciate his partner(s). he’s awfully good with his hands, and even better with his mouth. if any of his partners want him to Shut Up — gotta gag the man or keep kissing him or facefuck him or muzzle him

higur.uma’s biggest erogenous zones are his neck/throat and mouth

if higuru.ma doesn’t stretch a lil before getting freaky, he’ll get a cramp somewhere. probably a leg or singular ass cheek

one of higuruma’s greatest pleasures is to tease. king of putting his hands and mouth everywhere besides where it’s wanted, drawing back when his partner(s) try to guide him until he’s ready for move forward. he’ll talk about the weather, the state of the economy, the smallest most random detail and skirt along any topic that might relate to what they’re doing now just to get under their skin. he enjoys edging his partner(s) so much — maybe a little too much.

higuruma has one hell of an oral fixation. when he suggests sitting on his face, he means sit. on. it. those thighs are now his head warmers and his nose is star navigator. on the flip side, one of his greatest pleasures and joys is being facefucked. use him and hold him for a little while sort of facefuck. he’ll even feel along his own throat just to feel it bulge and move. and, yes, he can fully finish untouched by the act alone.

VERSES .

main v1 — jjk ( divergent ): hiromi's cursed techniques were awoken years earlier. he's still very much considered a late bloomer, but has shown quick & deep understanding of his innate technique — even extending to reverse cursed technique within a 2 month period. he was initially scouted ( not sure by who ), and was classified as a grade 1 sorcerer immediate. he borders on being a teacher ( though it's debatable if he's good at training ). hiromi is still weighed heavily by the murder of the prosecutor and judge during keita's trial despite it having been a few years since. he's still trying to find solid footing again and tries things he originally wouldn't, albeit less frequently.

main v2 — jjk ( canon ): prior to being introduced within the culling game, hiromi lived as a defense attorney; often taking on cases where the defendant's most certainly to be found guilty.

main v3 — jjk ( post-canon ) — gains immunity and being shunted into being a full time sorcerer. with the proper training, he gains the category of special grade. he absolutely takes it upon himself to take on the harder missions solely to help lessen the workload on yuta ( he's still a kid, he should enjoy the rest of his teenage years — hasn't he done enough already?). the guilt of killing that prosecutor and judge still weighs on him, and he seeks his own form of penance — albeit not as self destructive as he'd been in the culling games.

fallen angel — info here .

bakeneko — info here . keeps his identity as a bakeneko strictly under wraps. as a full cat, he’s all black with the same sad eyes. only seen in such a form when he overworks himself and doesn’t shift at least his tail or ears out for a little while ( always at home ). which … is often.

the marked: tba.

pokemon: larry is his best friend and sometimes he substitutes as a temp elite four.

incubus: still a lawyer, but for hell’s occupants, and still overworked, underpaid, and underfucked. tends to go on binges to feed, but he’s slowly getting better at it …. sort of. has bat-like, stained glass wings. * sex isn’t necessary for him to feed. all that’s needed is some skin on skin ( even if it’s just the lightest touch anywhere ). yet the amount / potency is higher with more intensive sexual acts. ( actual incubus/succubus lore here & more lore tidbits here )

[snakiest]

Turbo shipnames I came up with for the sillies... because I've never been the biggest fan of just combining names. I just combine the characters numbers or things that relate to them together. Its kind of hard for those who may not have numbers or are unable to think of something catchy.... If any of you have a ship you can comment your ideas for it, since I don't really know all the pairings people like... and this is just for me to have fun (and to make it easier to tag lol)

Turbo/Whiplash = Overdrive Turbo/Skidmark = 513 / Circuitshipping Chet/Burn = 91161 (Likewise, Chet/Burn/Skidmark -> 9111361. seriously someone help me come up with a better name for both of these...) Turbo/Burn = 561 / Blue Raspberry Whiplash/Smoove = Cruisecontrol (Maybe??? Maybe??? I was stumped with this one. but I like it! so whatever) I feel the need to mention I dont necessarily ship all of these (or if I do I'm not necessarily too invested) but I still like coming up with a name so that people can recognize it when/If I do speak of it :) also if you wanna ask specific reasons why I chose some names please be my guest... I thought a little bit too hard for what the names turned out to be Especially for how little I came up with lol. I am just albert einstein ok

[meister-de-cachinnation]

-= MONSTER PROM FAN SONG =-

DISCLAIMER: The music and vocals for this video were generated by AI. I do put a significant amount of effort into the videos, mixing and tweaking in post-processing audio software once the tracks are generated, but I recognize that many people will still not like it. I make these videos purely for fun and a love of the fandom, and don't claim to be an artist of any sort. If you don't enjoy them, that is okay. But if you do, thanks for bopping along!

*FINAL REUPLOAD! I promise. The last upload had loads of equalization / volume / clipping issues because, surprise, I don't know what I'm doing. BUT! I learned a lot, and now this version is much more consistent and sounds a lot better. THANKS FOR ENJOYING!

==== LYRICS ====

Yo, yo, yo, listen up, gather 'round,

It's Monster Prom, it's going down!

From Spooky High to the spooky camp too,

Where hearts beat fast and dreams come true.

Amira's fiery, yeah she's got that spark,

Brian's chillin' like a zombie hiding in the dark,

Oz may be yellow, but his nerve never flinches,

Vicky's fun and dorky, she's a tapestry of stitches,

Damien's a demon, from the 8th circle of hell,

Liam sips on only ethically sourced blood cocktails.

Miranda's a royal with a murderous twist,

Polly parties hard, she just can't resist.

Monster Prom, it's a crazy time,

Stats and secrets, we gotta decide,

Will we find love or be rejected fools?

Either way, we're gonna break all the rules!

Scott's a werewolf, dumb but true,

Vera's a boss, she'll run over you,

Calculester's a robot, with a gold heart,

Zoe's old as time but making a fresh start

Witches Joy, Faith, and Hope cast their spells,

Juan's selling potions, you can never tell,

In the auditorium, we're puttin' on a show,

In the library, we're makin' that cash flow

Monster Prom, it's a hell of a ride,

In the cafeteria, where fates collide,

With every choice, our story moves,

We'll find romance, or just improve!

Smarts, boldness, and creativity,

Charm, fun, and money, it's all you need,

From class to the gym, we're making moves,

In the bathrooms causing hijinks, getting smoove

So leave a good review, spread the word around,

Beautiful Glitch got us all spellbound,

Monster Prom, it's a night to remember,

With monsters in love, from Spring to December.

Monster Prom, it's the ultimate test,

Will we get a date, or leave depressed?

But in the end, we'll stand tall and loud,

At Monster Prom, where all love's allowed.

We've only got 3 weeks to make our night,

To seize every moment, and hold each other tight.

Who knew so many monsters could touch our hearts,

But we were young and unafraid, and ready to start!

So leave a good review, spread the word around,

Beautiful Glitch got us all spellbound,

Monster Prom, it's a night to remember,

With monsters in love, we're gonna break all the rules!

Monster Prom, it's the ultimate test,

Will we get a date, or leave depressed?

But in the end, we'll stand tall and loud,

At Monster Prom, where all love's allowed!

==== CREDITS ====

Music & Vocals: Suno AI

Lyrics: AI Generated (then heavily modified)

Audio Visualizer: Tuneform

Lyrics Subtitle Sync: YouTube AutoSync

Audio + Video Editing Software: Vegas Pro 19

20+ Hours of Editing: Me