#they aren't wrong

[nando161mando]

They aren't wrong

[rosetyler42]

Some fun with Drac's kvetching about the food selection in the Bendy games. I think I've talked about this idea in the past, but...I could see Ericka and Drac having this conversation at one point. XD Drac's happy there's no longer just cans of bacon soup, but I think it being all junk would still kinda bug him judging by his main objection to human blood is it's fatty and you don't know where it's been. (He's also a dad and apparently the cook of the family, so...) Of course, Ericka again points out the obvious that The Cycle CLEARLY never had ANYONE'S health as it's focus.

Kinda fun to draw these two together in the Cycle! Drac probably rarely goes himself, as it's...not exactly HIS kind of place. But their mutually judgy married couple back and forth and him with a hand on her shoulder to protect her and so they don't get separated is cute. Not to mention, it calls back to Ericka's rants about Joey and his mismanagement while Drac just coolly watches and responds with his own judgement.

I also get to introduce another long-time idea I've had of Drac, in contrast to Bendy, finds the ink disgusting. (He probably would be wary of it ANYWAY, but I figure he ended up tasting it somehow, either while walking through or during a fight. Also, being a vamp, he's most likely more resistant to the corrupting influence of the ink than an animal or human anyway.)

Bonus: The fact Drac's original voice actor is Jewish (Sorry, Mr. Hull, You're good but Drac will always be voiced by Adam Sandler in my head.) and he himself and most of his family is Jewish coded makes this even funnier. Drac doesn't keep kosher as a vampire, as frogs, lizards, insects and blood - particularly animal blood - definitely isn't kosher. Neither is the way he hunts his food. But the "Not eating pork" thing does add a fun layer to his rant. It also calls back in a way to jokes about fellow jew Buddy Lewek having nothing to eat while working @ the studio besides bacon soup and that post about how modern vamps would get food comas eating today's humans.

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[looney-mooneyz-universe]

S/I *exists*

F/O "I WAS MADE FOR LOVING YOU BABY! YOU WERE MADE FOR LOVING ME!"

[meanderfall]

this steam review destroyed me

[thebrainofocto]

When people say their favourite Star wars character is Anakin, Obi-wan or Padme, society doesn't bat an eye

But when I say my favorite is Feemor or Sifo-dyas, society, SOCIETY CALLS ME GAY

[shabre-legacy]

Agent One: Good God, why are we only using weapons from Japan's Edo Period? Agent Two: Hey, the Edo period was badass and you know it. Agent One: Dammit you're right. ~ season one episode 6, Helluva Boss

[embryoblast]

Jon in college

[scorpiontattoo]

my headmates keep calling me a lapdog as a joke this is so evil

[thechaoticfanartist]

My irl friends about Grim & Obi-Wan.

[fairymonk]

oh my god calling caleb a zaddy

[strawberry-arrowtip]

A little awkward to try to explain to your Very Christian™️ Grandmother the reason why you don't want to go to church with her is because:

a) your beliefs are more "spiritual" in nature, and also border Satanism

b) you can feel the aura of the church itself and It (a Holy Place) wants you (unholy, demon) OUT and OUT NOW and It just gets angrier the longer you're there, even though you're doing your best to exude "I'm very sorry to taint your holiness, I don't want to be here either, I'm sorry, my people (Your clergy) are keeping me here"

[drprofbaconbits]

I love Google translating websites. Like, this is some of the Japanese Pokemon Center plushes.

STUFFED GLUTTON

[zenaidamacrouras1]

I spend a lot of time with small children, because my neighborhood is full of kids and they all mostly like me, because I am very cool and popular with the youth, mostly due to my extremely high tolerance for chaos and the fact that I take all their weird bullshit very seriously, because what is more important than some weird bullshit you just thought of? NOTHING.

Anyway, the most common thing I hear from them is "Look at me!" "Watch me do this?" "Are you watching?" "Can I tell you something?" "Excuse me, I want to talk to you."

No matter how much material things you hand a kid what they really want most is a grown up to pay attention to them.

[strawberraki]

I got cringe core ;-; can't say it's not accurate, unfortunately

[celeste-tyrrell]

is it really true that the average person's pain level is a 0?

[miz-orque]

"Sadly and unfortunately, chatting shit can be fun"

😂😂😂😂