#they are totes real
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Kpop stans look at idols that have lived together for nearly a decade being genuinely affectionate with each other and scream queerbait and then declare the most cringey ass fanservice and actual ship bait to be evidence of them being gay and supportive of lgbt rights.
#“these two have something going on for sure”#“they have the whole lgbt community supporting them”#and they are the companybassigned ship being shoved into vaguely romantic videos for a massive cashgrab#that's literally just there to sell fuckass overpriced creams and the damned merch just for these 2 is double the price of full group album#but oh no#they are totes real#its not like the company saw an opportunity to exploit the queer market and the deranged unhinged psychotic shippers#and went oh yes let us sell 3 variations of this fuckass useless merch that comes with cardboard pieces and a half empty bottle of cream#no like ya'll know who you are#you know exactly which shippers I am talking about#never EVER interact with me#you give me the actual ICK#your previous fave ship isnt some fucking lgbt queens for faking an entire relationship bullshit for clicks#they aren't doing anything groundbreaking#and let me just say this#none of you shippers give a flying fuck about actual lgbt idols who are struggling in the industry#at all#you only give a shit abiut your fave being gay and fucking the other member you ship them with the rest of the people can rot#to the point that any threat to your real person ship means you start slandering or shitting on this other person#and I genuinely hope you stub your toe every 5 minutes and never find a comfortable sleeping position#oh and for the record#no actual lgbt idol is going to do the kind of bs your fave company assigned ship is doing#you know why? cause its career suicide in a place like that#do you not know what happened to Holland? or Maman? Do you remember what happened to Lady? oh that's right you never cared. nvm
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Why do people want Dan Heng to be Dan Feng. Like actually, where does this come from.
The molting rebirth is literally a person going in an egg, incubating for a while and basically de-aging and coming out as another person.
And if you want to bring up the whole thing of Dan Heng’s molting rebirth being all wonky that still doesn’t take away from the fact that that’s a whole different person.
It’s the whole thing with amnesia plot lines all over again. It’s the persons choice of what they want to do, if they can’t or don’t want to be the person they were before they don’t have to be. Yes others might get sad, but that’s a person with autonomy and shit.
From what I’ve seen and remember from HSR canon, vidyadhara regard reincarnations as new people and the old incarnation/version as having died. Literally just listening to how Bailu reacts to learning that the-nice-lady reincarnated is enough to get this. And yes, some leave instructions for their next reincarnations like taking care of certain things or getting to know people. But that isn’t the same as being the same goddamn person.
And doesn’t the fact that Dan Feng got forced to do a molting rebirth basically mean that he was executed for the (frankly confusing) crimes he did?
I just, for some reason it annoys me when I see it: it feels like you’re reducing Dan Heng to just being Dan Feng with amnesia and not a whole different person with different life experiences and a whole ass found family.
#and no I have no answers for the whole#flashback thing??#is that even a real thing or something fans found compelling#idk.#until Dan Heng just straight up one day says ‘oh btw I’m totes Dan Feng I just had amnesia lolz’ I’m not following along#Hsr#honkai star rail#dan heng#dan feng#bailu companion mission
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Beetle bag! Bag of beetles!!!
This might be my favorite one yet, I love how these fabrics look together and this beetle print is just fantastic
#sewing#handmade#beetles#beetle fabric#bug warning#not real bugs! but they bug some people so warning for them#I’m steadily getting faster at making these too#the first one was like two hours and twenty minutes#the second two hours#and this third one took an hour and fifty minutes#if I ever do craft fairs again I think I’d totally make some bags to sell#also (with canvas instead of duck cloth) I think a bag like this would be an EXCELLENT way to give a baby shower gift#put the baby blanket and any other beanies/booties/books in the bag#and ta dah! present!#I’d maybe make the bag a little less wide?#I like this size and shape of tote for like project bag reasons#but if I’m using it as a grocery bag idk that it’s the best shape#also if I’m making it a grocery bag definitely canvas#for washability
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thinking about fluffybird and how tragic is is that theyre never gonna work out cuz they literally live in a land of nonsensical, miserable fiction. they can try all they want to become humanlike or alive, but no matter how close they get they will never truly be real. its an unfortunate reality, but love is a feeling for the sentient—the existing—and thats something theyre simply not. theyre nothing but animals in a petting zoo of felt. they think they know love and hate, but where do their own feelings start and the script they follow end? what part of them is real?
are the glances at each other or the jokes that they share real, or are they scripted events, their interactions written into reality by the hands of many actors and puppeteers?
or on the other hand— is this the real part of them? do they break away from their places to look the other in the face? do they shove away hands and fight their own bones just to meet each others eyes? if this is the case, it’s still just as hopeless. theyre cursed with constant amnesia and fatigue, blurring their thoughts and memories. its hard to fight the world itself as it slams you with narcotics and rots your brain with worms. every time they have the urge to rebel, its forgotten and scrubbed before they can try. and even if they did manage to win this pointless fight, what difference would it make? theyd have nowhere to run together. they still wouldnt be real.
whether their love is genuine or not, scripted or improvised, they are not real people and they have no real lives. its hopeless no matter the situation.
#just so were clear its totes possible to give them a good ending but based off of some interviews with the creators that aint happening#so this is the angst interpretation of their forever#i like to think they can slowly make themselves real tho. build their own reality or some gay shit#dhmis#dhmis fandom#dhmis duck#dhmis red guy#dhmis analysis#fluffybird#red guy x duck#duck x red guy#dont hug me im scared
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DAWN WARDEN
Handbuilt mason stained porcelain, with hand painted slip, glaze, gold + palladium luster, and underglaze accents.
Post-fire details include epoxy sculpt and paint for tail’s length (excluding bauble), as well as lacquer for added vibrancy to face.
This piece is a companion to the Dusk Warden, and a part of my 4-piece Celestial Wards series! In contrast to the Dusk Warden, Dawn Warden is a mischievous scamp; wearing no mask because he doesn't care, and embodying the relentlessness of morning as opposed to the calm of night.
I'm really proud of this critter! It was my first time working with porcelain for sculpture, as well as my first time using mason stains, and I love the way it came out!
This one's eyes follow you extremely well, more so than Dusk Warden, so looking at it in real life hammers in the slightly uncanny expression on the face.
#please interact with this!! I spent a whole lotta time on these guys :D#eyenaku#proudnaku#dawn warden#celestial wards#art#pottery#ceramics#sculpture#my design#own design#my art#real proud of this guy#funny thing is because the tail is epoxy#it's one of the most stable places to carry it from#so i can tote this creechur around like a handbag by the tail#anyways yeyeye my beloved child#ur honour he's just a little guy
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Hey! Let's say you're a politician or a billionaire who REALLY wants to help a set of people! Say, lower or middle class who wanna have kids, or comic creators who just wanna create! And you want to help them do those things! Wanna know how to help?
ASK THEM WHAT THEY NEED.
Especially if you're hyper wealthy, you WILL be out of touch with the average person, whether or not you're a parent or not. And if you're not a creator, you DO NOT KNOW THE SPECIFICS.
So talk to the people you want to help! They know best what they need. just ASK.
And honestly, if you ask them, and they say we need more daycare, more schools, better schools, better or free healthcare, universal income, publishers that aren't beholden to investors who just want more more MORE money, etc etc and you think "nahh I know better"?
screw you.
#I of course post this in a place billionaires and politicians will totes hang out lol#and don't ask ppl who ASPIRE to be things#ask ppl who have been there done that from all walks of life#I can GUARENTEE the one thing everyone needs is financial stability#that one is just a gimme#but yeah#ASK#tria talks#tria's real mad about media giving RDJ 100 mill and the Kapernick AI 4 mill comic site or whatever#REAL PISSED#also I want a second kiddo so badly#but unless I can get financial stability with enough $ to hire help#there's no way it'll happen
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at midnight last night i finished this bag because i decided i hated the colors too much to continue even for practice and then i discovered it kinda looks like a vagina inside. slay
#blizzards are the ultimate excuse to stay inside and do fuck all#i already started the next one which is only neutral colors and it'll be tote sized#these are sturdy as FUCK#and i'll sew a lining into the real bag#i even have an extra zipper i can make an inner pocket with#i'm kinda obsessed with these right now#next after this i'll make some white baskets from old bedsheets and i'm gonna use them as plant pot covers :)#nonsims
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LOOK WHERE I FUCKING AM
#THIS IS CRAZY THIS IS MENTAL THIS ALMOST DOESNT FEEL REAL#IM NEAR NEW YORK !!!!!! BEW YORK BABY !!!!#and i threw up on the plane so there were some ….. problems !#edit : damn i didn’t notice how red my hand was 😭😭😭 it’s from carrying my tote
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For the love of----
I WAS SHADOWBANNED FOR LIKE A MONTH AND A HALF!!! Sorry to anyone that messaged me and thought I was just a fuck'n asshole. Also I think now I should show up in searches.
#real talk#god I am dumb for not realizing sooner#actually nvm totes not my fault they should have emailed me instead of shadowbanning me
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Oh so you are one of the jiang' soupbot' yanli who will throw jiang cheng under the bus for little xianxian. Cool
this like the time someone accused me of only caring about Wei Wuxian's feelings. thank you for the laugh anon but also are you lost.
#do u not love the narrative parallel of the one time yanli sent wwx to go get JC and what ensued??? i'm a cql girl#they conspired together ship her to qinghe while she was unconscious because they knew she'd never leave them!!! what's not clicking#yanli is not a SOUPBOT but she is imo a codependent parentified queen. like she too suffers the slings and arrows of their upbringing and#the brutal murder of most of the people they know#also it's not yanli's fault that jiang cheng perceives being trusted to save wwx as one of the highest forms of love!!! one only she extend#to him jfm would never. wwx never does in canon! and you'd probably need a really long fic to get him there post canon. but#only she believes in him and then he lets wwx yeet himself off a cliff because he blames him for her death#and then he marches down the cliff searches for days and finds only a flute he spends the next 16 years toting around with him as he#desperately asserts that wwx isn't really dead.#for real if you primarily love the book then i think it is totally fair to be indifferent to the yanli-jc wwx conspiracy because it really#only shows up the once. but it is irresistible to me
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does ice read architectural digest to keep up w home decor trends or are they solely somewhere between coastal gradparents house and mediterranean style home w leather accents
okay. yes. when they first move in together their house is frat-house-ugly-bad. They don’t want to think about it too much. interior decoration is Incriminating when you’re not supposed to be living together. It’s hand-me-down furniture with scuff marks and stains and no sense of interior design or organization etc. After the whole rooster-papers-pulling-divorce fiasco they (mostly ice) basically start throwing money at it in the hopes that it will help heal their relationship so that’s when it actually starts to look nice & like an actual house that people live in and not just their chaotic secret escape-from-reality house
all of this couched by my own personal opinion that it was a mistake of the highest narrative order to have them buy a house together and everything ive written about it is just an attempt to try to fix/explain that original mistake (as I write about on this blog All the Time)
but late-40s early-50s ice is somewhat clued in to interior design trends yes. think midcentury modern and a Lot of chrome everywhere because they are middle-aged white guys. or, shit, his canonical interior decorating sense, that’s what the house is supposed to look like! It’s supposed to be the TGM house lol. so like dark woods and bookshelves and big windows etc. HOWEVER. this is just a hc that i cant in any good conscience actually work into any type of narrative, but: they’re, like, really into aviation themed decor. like, really really. it allows them to be into the girlycoded hobby of interior decorating because it’s interior decoration about a manlycoded lifestyle. like if you look on etsy for aviation decor…
ice & mav have it all. i am so serious about this.
#like that engine coffee table… thinking about mav sourcing an f-14 turbofan from ‘a buddy of mine’ in the mid 2000s to DIY table like that#look these extras are just an opportunity for me to work in all my extremely specific lame headcanons okay#and do weird shit with the writing i couldn’t otherwise do#having fun for once#trying to give myself permission to be silly/goofy/experimental#writing practice is writing practice#pete maverick mitchell#tom iceman kazansky#icemav#asks#secondary headcanon that maverick is the real Magazine guy in this relationship#ice reads books; mav doesn’t have that kind of attention span 90% of the time#but that boy can Fuck Up a magazine#maverick is the AD reader here#He got the free tote bag and was like ‘now what the fuck am i sposed to do with this’
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I am obsessed with all these different Mikus I’ve been seeing and I’m crying that I have no artistic skills bc I see Texas Miku SO CLEARLY IN MY HEAD.
#my husband and I were just talking about it#she has on a Buc-ees shirt#she’s holding an orange and white striped whataburger cup#she’s got the Tony Lama boots with the teal tops bc it matches her hair#she’s got a HEB reusable tote with their tortillas peeking out of the top#she’s perfect#I need her to be real#marisa speaks
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i had never once mentioned it and honestly i don’t know why but my production of urinetown had puppets. we learned how to use puppets for a show about piss. my off night puppet was the best looking one cause i got my connections (me and the techie making the puppets are friends)
okay but actually more about the puppets because they were so cool
-the character who used the puppets the most were the poor character and poor ensemble
-the whole thing with the puppets was that it was like physically showing how the poor were like puppets following orders from the rich
-bobby had this really big puppet where u could control the hands
-at the end of follow your heart hope KISSED the PUPPET and then bobby like became free from his puppet
-it’s showing how he became his own person cause this is when he gets the idea for the revolution yknow
-and then at the end of look of the sky is when all the poor ensemble (minus little sally) shed off their puppets
-because!!! bobby convinced the poor the join the revolution!!!! its showing the rich losing their power!!!!!! its cool trust me
-also don’t be the bunny had puppet choreo which is was the coolest
-also side note while the rich and cop ensemble didn’t have puppets they were like their own thing
-rich people were real life marionette dolls who all dressed the same
-cops were robots
-yes barrel was also a robot
-this does technically mean that lockstocks only friends were a robot and a child
-anyway back on the puppets
-so about little sally!! her thing with the puppets was so cool
-so!!!!! with the puppets basically all poor characters would talk through their puppets. like when they speak the puppet also speaks. opening their mouth and everything
-but!!!! little sally doesn’t control her puppet
-lockstock does
-HEAR ME OUT so basically every single time little sally says a line lockstock is somewhere with the little sally puppet controlling it
-but little sally would give him the puppet!!! like willingly
-it shows how lockstock was like manipulating sally but she was letting him yada yada
-so like whenever lockstock wasn’t on stage and little sally wasn’t yapping she held onto her puppet like a teddy bear
-yes a puppet of herself was her teddy bear dont think too hard on it
-anyway so little sally was the last person to become free from her puppet
-basically during act one finale when she says to lockstock “this may not be a happy musical but its still a musical! and when a little girl like me has been given as many lines as i hav theres still hope for dreams!” is when she SNATCHES her puppet out of lockstock hands
-she SNATCHES her own free will guys!!!
-yeah so the puppets weren’t used to much for act 2
-but!!! during the end of i see a river is when everyone (even rich and cop people) pull out a puppet
-we had this whole ending scene with all the puppets in the sky
-AND MALTHUS OR WHATEVER HIS NAME WAS
-HE WAS THE TRUE PUPPET MASTER
-we have like this balcony thing on the top of our stage and one of the techies went up there to be malthus
-also!!!!!!!! at the end of the musical when everyone gets their puppet back lockstock gets sally and sally gets lockstock!!!
-they’re both manipulating each other!!!
-healthiest father daughter relationship
#urinetown#urinetown puppet show is real guys i was in it#for awhile the little sally puppet was blonde but we had the change the hair like last second#the techie responsive for the puppets threaten to bleach my hair it was really fun#also before we put clothes on the bobby puppet he was so church puppet or smth#idk he had a what would god do shirt it was really funny#also the hope puppet looked like sofia the first it was totes funny#i miss urinetown#feel so free to ask me questions about this btw i have so my emotions towards it
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A legitimate conversation that has occurred between the Medicine Sellers
Nusu: Y'know like nyah. Kusu: What? Nusu: Nyah. Kusu: Stop.
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WHAT's IN MY BAG?!?
#(bag excluded bc my cat was sitting on it as i was taking the pic)#me#about#whats in my bag#this is real i swear i was thinking of adding some random stuff but these were the actual contents of my school tote bag this afternoon#when i got home from the lib#enjoy <3
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Hi! I’m using one of my days off to read your new chapters in the Sukuna backstory instead of actually doing the stuff I need to do (oops). I’ve already left a glowing review under chapter 47 (will ready ch 48 after lunch), but I just need you to know…
I know it’s not how the Japanese is pronounced, but when I read ‘Fukukenjaku’ as ‘fuck you kenjaku’ 🙃
PLEASE I THOUGHT THE SAME THING
#it's funny kenjaku's name originates from that deity statue#but even funnier that splitting the word literally is fuk u kenjaku#so real#tpg#tote
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