#they are so scary

[ineffag-swag]

Y'all online alternative subcultures terrify me...

[cassandralexxx]

guys I just vacuumed up a dead roach in my room and I’m not making it

like it’s in the vaccuume and the vaccumm is out outside my room but what if there is another in my room

oh my god

what do I do with the vaccume

what if it wasn’t really dead

I need literally any of my roommates to come back stat bc I’m dying

It’s in the vacuum I’m so aggg

[tea-time-terrier]

Canada geese my beloved (and feared).

[mysicklove]

just saying there are worse jjba crushes I have that I haven't told you

i will faint if i see another ugly man again istg

[poohbea]

GUYS!! GUYS I’VE DONE IT. I’VE MAPPED OUT THE PLOT FOR ORC REINER PT 2! I have it in my brain. All the motivations and plot events and how they’re gonna defeat the big bad monsters. I’VE GOT IT.

^ me @ y’all cause I know everyone’s been waiting 84 years 😂

[zorkaya-moved]

❛ enemies make the best lovers, you know. ❜ kafka being silly

@avaere

Kafka's words are always laced with mystery and tease, there is a subtle way of dragging the words and letting her voice sink into the pits of another's mind. Zarina finds it similar to how she used to be, it's a strange nostalgic sensation over how she would be on Earth, as a Queen or as a witch, or anything in-between where the power of words and manipulation would work its wonders.

However, their current discussion leads to the discussion of their enemies and Sokolova finds herself chuckling at the words spoken by the Stellaron Hunter. Kafka doesn't mean it, it doesn't sound like it and Zarina takes a sip of her whiskey before even thinking of replying. Enemies make the best lovers? Enemies as in those who stand on the opposite side, enemies who fight against them, enemies as in people who have the opposite view on life? Enemies can be such a vague title. There should be a reason for them being enemies in the first place, no? That's how the silverette's mind works right now.

"Easy there, talk like that and I'd think you want to seduce someone I'll have to work with," she easily returns the same silly sentence with her own, glancing at the woman with a small smirk. Naturally, who wouldn't wish to become the lover of Kafka? But Zarina doesn't think it'll ever happen. As long as it's not written by Elio she will have a lover, it doesn't seem like the woman would ever pursue such emotions. Can she even feel such emotion? To the fullest, naturally. Kafka isn't a robot who acts on calculations, but it's an interesting discussion they could have. Someday, not today. "Seems like someone has experience. Then again, no judgement. I know exactly what you mean."

The Apostle of Origin had her fair share of lovers in these fifty thousands years and counting. They all were mayflies: born yesterday, dying tomorrow. And the same she sees in Kafka, she is another mayfly in the prolonged story she's been living. Each connection seems to be fleeting, but she does hope this woman will be remembered for a long time. There are too many mysteries around her, but they are intriguing, fun, exciting. They awaken curiosity of ancient times.

"I hope you're disposing of them once you're done playing. If they truly fall for you, it'll be quite irritating... like mosquito buzzing." So easily dismissing another living creatures' lives (why not just human? Zarina cannot judge anyone in this vast galaxy, not only humans occupy it).

[featherwhiskered]

why do people want him 🥱🥱 *draws him in babygirl pose*

um apology video with tears coming up soon /j

[earththings]

(=´∀｀)🤝(´∀｀=) <<< us with our debilitating phobia of stinging insects lmao

🫶🏻 terrified besties unite 😭

[caramelapplesauce]

oh to have a telepathic connection with my best friend

fic: staying strangers by 3amandcounting

[charliethinks]

highways scare me.

[twinliches]

shoutout to the guy who after unsuccessfully hitting on my sister and being politely declined asked her "is it okay if i ask your brother instead" and when she said yes gave me a long and searching look before sighing and going "no. i am not drunk enough to go for a dude. but you look like an angel" happy bisexual pride to this man and this man only. hope you figure it out soon king

[mroddmod]

the queen of the disco or whatever

[vadersaber]

People turning against Chappell Roan for not accepting harassment & stalking of her and her family, saying Hozier is acting embarrassing for defending his girlfriend THAT Y'ALL WEREN'T EVEN SUPPOSED TO KNOW ABOUT after she got harassed online, calling Pedro Pascal names for.. apparently not greeting fans loudly in his own private time?

Y'all have GOT to get a grip on real life if you think celebs establishing boundaries is working against you. You do not know these people, you will not sleep with these people and they do not owe you anything!!!!!!

[itsbrucey]

Big fan of sun motifs in characters not necessarily being about positivity and happiness and how they're so " bright and warm" but instead being about fucking brutal they are.

Radiant. A FORCE of nature that will turn you to ash. That warmth that burns so hot it feels like ice. Piercing yellow and red and white. A character being a Sun because you cannot challenge a Sun without burning alive or taking everything down with them if victorious.

[crumb-crumblet-s-crumbington]

THIS IS SO MUCH FUN!

[artkaninchenbau]

Crocodile finds a strange stray cat an 11-year old Nico Robin (AU where they met 13 years earlier. Robin's been on the run from the World Government for 3 years. Crocodile's 27 and has not set up base in Alabasta yet)

It seems like I have become possessed. By some sort of demon.

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