#⊹ ⋆ﾟ꒰ఎ pooh’s rambling again ໒꒱ ⋆ﾟ⊹

[poohbea]

guys… i have aunty fever.

okay but like imagine being married to or dating sukuna, right? and the first time he introduces you to baby/toddler yuuji he becomes your best friend. never wants to leave your arms, always loves cuddles, will be your shadow while you’re doing things round the house. you’re attached at the hip from that very first moment.

and kuna both loves and hates it 😭. loves it mostly because he doesn’t have to deal with yuuji’s shenanigans all day. hates it because whenever he tries to kiss you or offer any sort of affection, yuuji comes running to put himself between you both with the grumpiest frown ever 🤣. he’ll mumble out something like “no, my aunty.” and hug your leg while trying to push his uncle away.

it’s a constant battle, especially because yuuji takes up all of kuna’s you-time 😂. watching a movie? yuuji’s there using your lap as a headrest. taking a nap? yuuji’s nestled right up against your chest. cooking in the kitchen? you’ve got yuuji perched on your hip or up in the baby wrap/baby sling. and kuna would swear up and down that yuuji — the sweet darling angel that he is — knows exactly what he’s doing. swears that he’s got some sinister plan to steal you away — he’s joking, mostly.

he should honestly be blaming himself because he’s been terrorising his nephew since he was born. his latest stunt? he found an old halloween mask that’d been sitting in the back of y’all’s closet since last year, put it on and decided to chase yuuji around the house with it.

“i’m gonna eat you!” is what you hear before a very distressed little human comes sprinting around the corner screaming, his uncle in tow. and so yuuji races to hide behind you, arms hooking between your legs for safety even as he’s still crying. but still kuna tries to reach for him and so you have to step in and unmask your monster of a man to save your hearing.

i think the other thing is how much you spoil yuuji. like cute little aunty (uncle can come too) and nephew dates. you’d be twinning with your outfits sometimes. go out to the zoo. the park. ice cream. the beach. the aquarium. sometimes kuna questions who’s child that really is — yours or his brother’s? — with how much time the two of you spend together.

it probably secretly gives him baby fever. if you’re this good with his nephew then he can only imagine how it would all go with a baby of your own.

he wants to see it one day. when you’re both ready.

[poohbea]

no because this was so sexy of him… YOU THOUGHT ONE KNEE WAS ENOUGH?! im taking some serious notes because the way they displayed his power and just how intimidating he is in this scene was immaculate!

[poohbea]

guess who's officially got their bachelors in biomedical science?

meeeeeeee

[poohbea]

hello, hi. 😮‍💨🥹😵‍💫GLADIOLUS AMICITIA 😩🥰🫠

that's all. thank you.

[poohbea]

the whole jjk community reading 257 rn:

[poohbea]

okay so I’m downloading love and deepspace… because all the sylus videos got to me and he sucked me in so im sacrificing 7 gigs on my phone for this man 🫠

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*screams into the void about one sir crocodile*

[poohbea]

okay update on love and deepspace!!

been playing for three days, i’m level 25, got xavier to level 20, everyone else is like level 15-ish? besides rafael (cause i dont like his attitude 😒). so far i’m a simp for both xavier and sylus (obviously). zayne is growing on me though, even though he’s a hardass 🤣 he’s really sweet.

[poohbea]

quick life update. so i got the job!! i start next week. it's gonna be another customer service type of position but i'm really just happy to be a part of the company. it's a nice starting point for a first full-time position. ugh i'm so excited and yet so nervous, eeee wish me luck y'all <3

[poohbea]

PLS yes, but for me I’d be right in there with Baji. Imma have my hubby’s back fr 🥺 we gon beat the shit outta these dudes together.

If I was in Tokyo Revengers I would be going to every one of my mans fight cheering for him, I would have a towel and a bottle of water ready for him like I’m a boxing coach

[poohbea]

i made meatballs ☺️😋

[poohbea]

Now tell me this ain’t cowboy/ranch owner!reiner and his hot ass black cowgirl girlfriend!reader at a carnival or a rodeo.

I’m thinking thoughts!

[poohbea]

how I feel when someone spams me with boops

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virology presentation and paper: COMPLETE!!!

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i need this thing to be at least 5k when it’s finished or imma throw a fit…