#they are so queerplatonic coded

[mystical-mysteries]

Sometimes , a family is a broke salary woman, her phone, her cat, and her air-conditioner (who are from different dimensions) ✊️😔

[Pls reblog or comment if you're also in this fandom... I need someone to talk to about this]

[tikklil]

-Itakugi breaking their brains trying to figure out how to ask Megumi to join their qpr without scaring him off

-Megumi who has no idea he’s not already in a 3 way qpr with them

-hilarity ensures.

[qprconcepts]

qpr where i INFECT you with my interests

INJECT, even. <3

[janayuga]

Breaking my silence.

Major spoiler for Episode 2 of Beast Yeast! ‼️

I will not be quiet.

I no longer can contain myself.

They cannot do this to me. itS SO BEAUTIFUL AND SAD, AND ROMANTIC AND DIABOLICAL BUT SO FITTING AND JUST WEEEEH 💕💕 T_T

Oh my GOD.

i will not be able to recover from this fucking shitshow/pos

LilyFae is so fucking real, so real and canon. And they are in Love and kiss 1000 times.

I will die with this ship. I WILL GO UNDER with this SHIP.

They are forever in my heart. 🌸💕🫶

Rest in Peace, Elder Faerie. You are the true GOAT and I love you.💕 (and so does Lily)

[voxalatte]

Radiostatic toxic yaoi…save me..

[lyknest]

because we as a society got over saintshin too fast </3 -ayesha

wdym move on im still here

[eggmansplatformboots]

theyre that couple that say goofy lovely dovey things like ‘marry me?’ before making important decisions as like their ‘i love you’ or whatever and then will fight to the nondeath over small inconsequential things eg sonic put shadows eyeliner in the wrong fucking cabinet!!

[rat-rosemary]

I was going to scream about how I can't read fics with antagonistic Dream anymore because his character is just so badly written and once but then I started thinking about an au where Dream is an actual interesting character and I've come up with two Tommy-centric hero aus

Vigilante Tommy gets in a fight with hero Dream while on a patrol, asks about Dream's ring in an attempt to distract him. Dream, who loves his fiances so much and will absolutely take any chance to talk about them is stoked to stop the fight to show off his minecraft themed engagement ring and tell Tommy (and Tubbo, who demands to be put on speaker so he can ask Dream about where he got the ring) all about his soon to be husbands (The bench trio ends up getting invited to Dream's wedding, Tommy very proudly being the flower boy) (Featuring: Queer platonic bench trio and Tommy being a menace on the internet)

And a second, much angstier au

Standard vigilante Tommy villain sbi found family, heroes Sapnap and George being the main antagonists. They target the syndicate and anyone related to them in any way, fighting them in a harsh and brutal way that makes it clear they're "shooting" to kill. The two of them used to be in a trio with the hero DayDream, being know as a trio that was actually pretty good at descalation and taking down villains without too much damage to the villain or the space they're fighting in. That is, until DayDream suddenly stopped appearing publicly almost a month ago, George's and Sapnap's behavior changing completely since then. The reason why is a mystery to Tommy until later, when he meets Dream and discovers that the reason George and Sapnap are like this now is because Dream got badly injured when he intercepted a test biologic bomb Villain!Wilbur had thrown at a group of civilians on an attack almost a month ago, and he has been getting sicker and sicker since then, with their only hope of restoring his health being figuring out what the fuck was on that bomb. But even still, he might never recover.

[schneiderenjoyer]

vernetto for the bingo thing

you're outing me for my hot takes, anon...

[ohmaerieme]

once again thinking abt the indescribable friendship between olimar and louie .and how their tragedy

[asexual-juliet]

“Sometimes I wonder if I’m just supposed to end up alone,” Dex says softly as he watches the tide go out.

“What do you mean?” Keefe asks, and it’s softer, kinder than Dex might have expected it to be.

“I don’t think I—” he starts. “I don’t know. I don’t—”

Here, he cuts himself off again. “I don’t know how to explain,” he says softly.

for @gay-otlc and @xanadaus’s KOTLC aromantic week 2023!!

[skys-archive]

I can't tell if this is a joke about arcane being gay super far down the line or if you just put 8 instead of 2 and you're being hateful but uh

okay ig

Fuck you *queer platonics all your favorite ships*

[hauntedkeys]

I decided to listen to Turning Out by AJR because I used to be literally obsessed with that song and now im having a crisis because I’m like 90% sure I’m aromantic now and I really really don’t want to be and like now I’m listening to this song that I used to love about figuring out how romance works and it’s just scary

[shidoukanae]

finally found a way to read all the raws of TME ive been patiently waiting for and oh my god

Lyla is such a fucking funny protagonist i love her. The way she keeps being clever makes her adorable too.

but also baby Lyla and Daniel's relationship is so fucking cute to me I wanna headpat both of them they're baby together

and then the empress!!! displaying the exact same behaviors as Helene from the shaking of her hands to the nervous expression on her face!!! they really are like mother like daughter (and man can i not hate Arne as a character ahaha. I know she's like,,, the arguably worst character so far in the story but Arne is stupidly well written I actually care for her A Lot. which is a tangent i WILL save for another day but like. damn. every goddamn character in this story is loveable to bits and I love how it's hard to truly hate anyone in this story)

[milliebugydementia]

RRRREEEEEEAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLL

i'm a queer mike wheeler truther but in an aromantic way where i'm more invested in his breakup and friendship with el than his getting together with will

[hotvintagepoll]

Vintage movie recommendations for getting through these dark times? 🙏 Looking specifically for anything joyous, especially if it's queer/progressive for its time. Thanks!!

ooh ok! that's a big ask, because queer/progressive doesn't always show in the ways we expect in older movies. still, joyous i can do, and as poly as I can I'll try for:

the talk of the town (you knew i would say this). jean arthur, cary grant, ronald colman are all tangled up in all sorts of ways, legally but also including in each other's pajamas. it's free on youtube and tubi last time i checked!

singin' in the rain (you also knew i would say this). cosmo brown, weird little third wheeling queerplatonic ideal that you are. gene kelly, debbie reynolds, and donald o'connor have fire chemistry and all three of their characters love the other ones so truly and with such joy they break all of hollywood with the power of song. (it is gorgeous and sublime that the story is built so only these three ever actually engage with the musical format—the format that is, in universe, the way of the future—structurally equating music and musicals with love. no one else gets a song or a villain number or a little ditty that's not a literal musical number. only these three break the story and heal it at the same time.)

the adventures of robin hood—i swear to god will scarlett is good for nothing else besides being robin's hot little friend. will alone makes this movie queer for me. also, watching a movie about a socialist uprising against a cruel and unjust government sure feels apt! for no particular reason! (this one is also on tubi.)

the philadelphia story—jimmy katharine and cary are absolutely a threesome in this movie and it's a crime they didn't just make more of this movie, again and again, forever. is there a plot? they're all by a swimming pool, it's hot, there's champagne. what else do you need for a film. oh yeah there's some discussion of autonomy and women's rights and wealth and class and marriage, some of which i disagree with, but i think mostly it's katharine hepburn in an evening gown and jimmy stewart in a white terry cloth robe and cary grant standing there not minding in the least. (content warning: there is one instance of a racial slur [not directed at anyone but still there], and one shove. also on tubi.)

the lady vanishes—i love this movie, so much, couldn't tell you why (i can: michael redgrave is here being hot). there are two bit characters who read as queer coded (they are also obsessed with cricket and are mocked for being english by the narrative, which is nice), and there's a weird plucky joy in michael redgrave's performance that feels like a departure from your usual Solid Very Serious Male Heroic Main Character. this movie does trend mildly xenophobic in a very England-in-the-30s type of way—there are shady "foreign" characters and other batshit stereotypes—but nothing I think that would cause direct offense. (let me know if I'm wrong on this though and I'll tag accordingly). this one is free anywhere and can be watched on youtube.

the wizard of oz—i know you've probably seen this before but it's worth seeing again. yes you're allowed to cry at the end i always do