dreamilyleftballon

[dreamilyleftballon]

How am I only just learning this!?

[dreamilyleftballon]

[dreamilyleftballon]

I like to believe that when Husk was an overlord this is what he'll say to people who singed their souls too him.

man, kieth david is talented

[dreamilyleftballon]

FNAF 2 JUST DROPPED!

[dreamilyleftballon]

As someone who is a black belt in Taekwondo this kick just looks wrong. How her body is positioned looks like a side kick but her leg and foot suggest it's a front kick (unless she was doing a back hook kick but even then her foot is in the wrong position and she would not be punching at all). The only thing they got right was that her thumb is on the outside of her fist that has too many fingers.

I love shitty Tumblr ads. Why are you selling me The Ability To Kick. How do you make money off that. Why do you need an AI image when you could just Photograph Someone Kicking. How did nobody on the team notice that she has a left foot on a right leg and 13 toes. Beautiful

[dreamilyleftballon]

I'll give you a reblog boop if that makes you feel any better

No boops?

[dreamilyleftballon]

I forgot it was April fools day

reblog this if your blog is a safe space on april fools and won’t have any jumpers, screamers, or anything scary or anxiety inducing

[dreamilyleftballon]

Look I love unconditional devotion love stories as much as the next person, but there's really something so deliciously raw about conditional devotion.

I have served you and I have loved you for decades, but I will not give up my principles for you. You cut out part of my heart and took it with you down that path that you insist on walking, but you walk it alone. Even when the bleeding, gaping hole you left in my chest kills me, I will not follow you.

[dreamilyleftballon]

there should be a tax that youtubers pay where 1.5% of all of their revenue goes back to Kevin Macleod for basically supplying YouTube with it’s own soundtrack.

[dreamilyleftballon]

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

[dreamilyleftballon]

this is something I can see happing

last night i dreamt tumblr added like a billion buttons to the mobile app so instead of this

we got this

and everyone just rolled with it but sometimes the wide naruto got too wide and blocked off all the other buttons and people would just post "got naruto'd again :/" and the only way to reset him was to log out and log back in

[dreamilyleftballon]

Episodes I want to see at some point:

Alastor having The Worst Day of his life (because of a bunch of inconsequential inconveniences).

Angel Dust sneaking around V Tower to gather intel for Charlie (he does his secret spy background music a la Kronk) (also he works there so everyone is just watching him rolling around corners and jumping from shadow to shadow wondering what the hell he's doing).

Niffty B plot where she sits on Lucifer's throne on accident and becomes Queen Of Hell for a day but gets bored of having all her wishes granted and goes back to the hotel to cause chaos.

The Gang Visits Heaven and become the novelty among the inhabitants used to the same day every day (aka "angels are waaaay hornier than previously thought").

Husk goes grocery shopping. That's it. (Fat Nuggets in the baby carrier on his chest of course).

Fat Nuggets escapes the hotel and needs to be found before he eats someone (again).

Charlie gets her driver's license (and half of Pentagram City is on fire).

Multi-ep gag of Vox having to turn sideways to go through narrow doors.

V Tower having one of those dutch doors but that has 3 panels for each of their heights.

[dreamilyleftballon]

My belief is that every version of Raph is 100% hetero and cis but is confident enough in himself to paint his nails and wear skirts sometimes.

Also him being the biggest ally in the world, would be the first to jump a homophobe in every iteration

[dreamilyleftballon]

Early I know but please tag all your mutuals less make a massive chain

[dreamilyleftballon]

I love talking with neurotypical people about my executive dysfunction because I'm like "yeah there's this invisible wall in my head that I'm incapable of getting past no matter what I do and it stops me from doing things" and they're like what the actual fuck

Meanwhile other neurodivergents are like

[dreamilyleftballon]