#they are so precious to me omfg

[starfellentity]

Older MC been stuck on my mind all day :9

Originally they were going to have longer hair but I decided to double down and chop it off :333

I wish them nothing but the best :-)

[aventvrines]

I love you. But for the man that you are. Not the god you'd pretend to be.

[twistedappletree]

paid a $130 application fee for the house i wanted to rent just for the owner to turn around and say “ooooops never mind, i don’t want to rent it anymore” then took it off the market. meanwhile, the agent was like “oh well he might put it back on the market in a few weeks” …….and that helps me how??????

i’m so fucking glad you all have time to screw around and play with other peoples lives like we’re your fucking barbies but i don’t have the capacity or the patience for your bullshit. i’m so fucking done with landlords, i swear on my life they’re not human

[yourlocalxiaosimp]

Me when Xiao from Genshin Impact:

[luvrrish]

i love mick schuhmacher.

[maevesque]

MICO'S VOICE REMINDS ME OF ANOTHER SINGER FROM A GROUP I USED TO LSITEN TO

[sapphic-woes]

IF ASCENDED ASTARION BAD WHY GIGGLE AND SWING HIS ARMS LIKE A LOVESICK SCHOOL GIRL AND SAY "YES MY TREASURE" LIKE THE HOPELESS ROMANTIC HE IS!!!!!! HMM???? RIDDLE ME THAT LARIAN!?!

[ecstarry]

wisestar>>>>>>>> best ship ever omg u ate w that

all credit is to @futurequibblerjournalist even for the name ngl he shared a lot about edmund and it just stuck and i texted him that i was now thinking about him with reg and he shared how he saw their relationship working and it just filled my heart.

i think he has a great vision for so many characters that just add so much to the characters we already love, not only edmund. it’s been so incredible to get to hear him flesh out VERY layered characters so im just happy that i get to contribute a lil bit to this entire other side of the fandom that has insane potential

im so glad that some of u are enjoying it too. i know that most people follow me for jegulus, and as i’ve said they’re my babies but i’m having fun exploring this too and i hope u guys will give them a chance because they have something really special going on and it doesn’t take away from the lovely connection that other ships have

[sincericida]

ANDREW GARFIELD with fans at the Superhero Comic Con San Antonio - day two

"Today might be the best day ever 💓 I met Andrew Garfield, my favorite Spider-Man and he was so nice 🥹 I could cryyyy" (spreenoel tt)

About this last pic: "'we’re gonna Will Smith you!' '*laughing* what does that mean?' '*poses*' '*Andrew laughing again* I thought you guys were gonna slap me'

WE MADE HIM LAUGH!!!!!!!!" (peterparkleys tt)

(X) (X) (X) (X)

[tearswillbthechaser4urwine]

Hes so babygirl

[bleaksqueak]

I’ve still got asks in my inbox that i’ll be answering! Been taking a small actual break since i never got one over the holidays… decided to play Lies of P because apparently a nice zelda game wasn’t masochistic enough for me to relax with dfgefgerg

I’ve had a very good time with it. I may only play like one game a year but I go in for the bruises when i do??

Break time’s over with the end of this weekend tho, so i’ll be back in full swing! Hopefully i’ve not been too influenced by the fib boy game

[manicgoblin]

[great-master-airplane]

tripped and fell into yer ask box ヽ(●ﾟ´Д｀ﾟ●)ﾉﾟ

Oh no, oh no, oh shit, I'll catch them, I'll catch them—

[seiwas]

@vierisqe @soumies @ktsumu

Simon sits on the edge of the bed, elbows resting on his knees, watching you get ready. His eyes track the arch of your back as you slip on that little summer dress that always gets you into trouble. The glint of your wedding band as you tie the small bow between your breasts a reminder that you chose (and still choose) him—he's spent a lot of time wondering why.

He watches you swipe lipstick across your mouth, grinning at your reflection in the mirror atop the dresser, and it's the cutest fucking thing. 

When you're close enough, he reaches out and snatches you by the hips to pull you close, trapping you in the iron cage of his arms. You squeal, hands gripping his biceps to stop yourself from falling, and you level him with a glare.

"We're going to be late—"

"Just let me look at you for a second."

You roll your eyes, biting back a smile. "You've been doing plenty of that already."

His hands smooth down to your thighs, squeezing the soft skin under his fingers and sighing like he's inconvenienced. "Maybe you shouldn't be so pretty."

"Oh really?" you say, running your fingers through the hair at the nape of his neck.

"Yeah, it's annoying," he mumbles against your stomach, littering kisses around the ticklish space above your belly button.

"Hm, well, if you find it so annoying, maybe the kind neighbor—"

He pinches the back of your thigh and you yelp.

"Don't joke about that." Simon tilts his chin to glare at you, wrapping his arms tightly around your waist. "Unless you want to be responsible for a deadman."

“Oh yeah? Why's that?”

A shaky gasp falls from your lips when Simon presses his mouth to your peaked nipple through your flimsy dress. “Because you're mine.”

This time, you don't bother covering up the slow smile that splits across your face. His teeth start tugging at the bow holding the top of your dress together—maybe you need a reminder, huh, love—and you have a feeling you're going to be very late when the soft cotton flutters to your feet in a pile of cornflower blue. 

[maraczeks]

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[slightly-knot-insane]

omfg congrats on your blog! truly deserve it

meanwhile let me get this outta my horny ass

stressed with work, you pray to any god who hears to take your troubles away

demon hears and demon takes

Thank you so much! I hope you'll enjoy my little snippet for you.

[m!demon x gn!reader]

New Acolyte

You've never wanted to be a part of a strict religious cult. You were basically sold into it since your parents were too poor to feed and educate you. And now you spend your best years serving gods you don't even believe in. Even worse, you've been promoted to an acolyte and you run around and serve other members like a slave. You're the youngest and most disobedient - there is always work for such as yourself.

You sigh in front of the altar. Every evening you wipe it with a damp cloth and put three candles on top. Candles are sacred and can only be lit by higher members of the clergy. They pray every morning using these precious candles. They apparently have mystical powers and can fulfil wishes. High priests know what is the best for the clergy and what people need the most so only they can ask for favours from gods.

Your mouth twists into a scowl. What about what you need? These gods don't care that you desire so much more than these dark halls and chanting. This is no life to live!

Checking behind yourself to see if you're truly alone, you light the three sacred candles and kneel, saying your personal prayer. A truly blasphemous one. You are willing to do whatever it takes to escape this life. You don't care which god - if they even exist - does this.

"Just get me out of here!" You hit the floor with your fists, staring into the flames. They flicker once, twice, and a strong gust of wind blows them out.

"I hope you don't mind I'm no god." The voice behind you is deep and husky reminding you of lions purring. "But I can help you with your wish."

You don't dare turn around. Cold sweat covers your brows. You are in danger - something truly sinister is one step behind you. A long red arm emerges in front of you and gently takes you by the chin. "Turn around, young acolyte."

You have to obey. You fall on your soft behind because you tremble too much, but now you can see the creature that visits you. A tall, lean, creature. His eyes are fire and charcoal and his toned body a sinful shade of fresh blood. And he is completely naked.

"You said you would do anything to get out of here." His voice is strange, as if multiple people speak and echo. "I have a request." You are still trembling but you nod your head.

The demon's black and red cock (which you tried oh-so-hard not to stare at) erects as if on command. It is bigger than any human you've seen while sneaking around. So shiny and smooth. "Have you done this before?", he asks you.

You blush. "Only in dreams."

Demon smiles and two rows of extremely sharp teeth make you shiver. "Come here, and let me teach you."

You obediently crawl on the floor and reach the demons legs. His cock smells surprisingly nice, something like burnt caramel. You lick it - unfortunately it doesn't taste like any candy but it's not too bad either. Your inexperienced tongue twirls around the tip and you hesitantly plant kisses along the shaft. Demon strokes your head. "Very good. Now lick your palm and use your hand as well."

You nod again and do as instructed. Your hand moves up and down, jerking off the demon, and your pulse speeds up. It's not only excitement; you feel hot, like you have a fever. Your head and chest are burning. "Good little acolyte." Demon's voice is soft and he is towering you, a happy and terrifying grin on his face.

You are too hot! You have to remove all your clothes or you will melt! Without letting delicious demon cock fall out of your mouth, you remove all your robes and underwear. It barely helps - your skin could ignite any second! But it doesn't matter - this cock, this wonderous organ, exquisite limb - is all you can think about. Making it more wet, making it more hard, pleasuring it faster, more skillfully. Demon moans and his voices echo for a long time. "Acolyte..."

Some ethereal invisible hands touch your hot skin. They fondle your neck, back, nipples, stomach, slide between your thighs. You've never been touched like that. You shake from delight, never for a second letting go of that cock, working on that shaft with all your might. Demon's breath hitches and your mouth gets filled with sweet demon seed. Some of it end up on your naked body and you notice it's red like wine. The invisible hands are gone and you are left without release and soiled, excitement rushing through your veins. You need more.

"Please... Please... Take me... Don't leave me here..."

Demon smiles and touches your cheek with his sharp nail. "You are my acolyte now. I promised you new life. I'm not going anywhere without you."