#IF BAD WHY IMMEDIATELY NOT DO WHAT CAZADOR DID AND ACTUALLY GIVE U BLOOD???
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IF ASCENDED ASTARION BAD WHY GIGGLE AND SWING HIS ARMS LIKE A LOVESICK SCHOOL GIRL AND SAY "YES MY TREASURE" LIKE THE HOPELESS ROMANTIC HE IS!!!!!! HMM???? RIDDLE ME THAT LARIAN!?!
#bg3#bg3 astarion#i actually immediately started coughing the first time i saw it#like coughing and slamming my fist on the table cuz OMFG HE'S SO!!!???#IF BAD WHY IMMEDIATELY NOT DO WHAT CAZADOR DID AND ACTUALLY GIVE U BLOOD???#ok ye hes all like 'ur less than me ' but then proceeds with every action other than word choice to treat u precious#ascended astarion apologist right here#forgive me but SOMETHING about this man HAS GOT ME IN A BIND
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