#they are so pathetic

[wjokeo]

he really is the father of the year ^_^

[xxlelaxx]

FDP halt's Maul Challenge

[wolfwoodthekid]

Both naked and covered in oil, who is winning the twerk off? 

[lilyevansmywife]

James: so the first person to talk about their trauma will pay for dinner.

Everybody: ok 

Sirius: so... how are you?

Remus: everything ok actually today I dreamed that I was a bird.

Peter: my mom said dreams are for fools.

James: *pat on the back* great game Peter

Remus: you did your best buddy

Sirius: I'm just glad that for the first time I didn't give up first

[proxi-n]

Hermittober (+limited life) - 7

Fall

[fcb-mv33]

Guaranteed they did not have the same energy for Seb or Lance who had similar gift ideas (& Seb in recent years is as linked to bees as Max is to lions but they probably didn't see that as "narcissistic" because of their own double standards. I thought both Seb & Max's gifts were so thoughtful & cute). It's pretty clear to everyone that Mick is an animal lover so of course someone who he's known literally all his life will also know that & get something gasp Mick will actually like. And the stuffed lion shock horror might actually be a cute gift for Angie, Mick's beloved dog. Kinda useless? Checo literally gave Alex slippers he already owned 💀💀

They basically loved everything else. Gave Charles a 10/10 for putting his face over a game whihc was cute yes but Max gives Mick something he knows he is going to love and gets called a narcissist?

Max literally adopted Mick a lion, knowing Mick would love it and the money goes to a charity and the little teddy could probably be given to Micks dog…if anything it was the sweetest gift of the video…people need any excuse to hate Max it’s actually so pathetic.

[warm-starlight]

Wit dickriders shit on mappa before the episode even aired.... 🙃🙃🙃

[lestatposter]

creaming. sobbing. i want to push macs hair out of his face..... i love his squinty eye thing he does in the early seasons. i want dennis to be very sickly and pathetic (not difficult for him,,,,think the gang chokes) and i want to nurse him back to health...his body cannot handle gluten or lactose I WILL PROTECT HIM!!!!! also i want macdennis early seasons codependant equal partnership thing back OR ELSE!!!!! rcg im coming for you

[candycatfalls]

Wait the book of bill appearing to Ford first is fucking HILARIOUS actually. Ford literally killed Bill less than a month ago, and Bill's still banking so hard on him getting him out of therapy that the book shows up in Ford's stuff MULTIPLE TIMES. Girl the situationship has been over for thirty years give it up 💀

[allagashed]

whenever i say “screaming crying throwing up” this is what i mean

[fuhosh-i]

“Where’s the pathetic element?” Exactly Tom Hardy. Exactly.

(x)

[problemnyatic]

It's too late, I've already depicted you as the ugly pathetic "soy"jack (the soy is because soy has estrogen in it, this is bad because it makes you less masculine and more like the inferior female sex, because men should only be manly otherwise they're "failed" and thus lesser and deserving of ridicule) And me as the White Handsome Blue-Eyed Blond Man With Impressive Facial Hair Who's Memetic Association Is With Being Objectively Correct (This makes sense because he is the ideal Aryan specimen, all of these features obviously make him objectively superior to other people). This means I win and definitely look good here, you should really just pack it up. I'm a leftist btw

[snakeunderyourboot]

babes when I saw the second pic - I fucking screamed, because I have an AU in my mind where Noel and KiY fall in love during those 10 years in Dreamlands

King in Yellow canonically changed the shape of Dreamlands and himself to trick Noel into talking, but in my AU he isn't that much knowledgeable about humans and the human world. So his illusions aren't really detailed and true and Noel keeps calling KiY on his mistakes.

Like KiY in disguise will go to Noel and try to start a conversation, to make Noel slip up about the info he is holding. However, Noel takes one glance at his disguise and immediately recognizes King and starts laughing. "Doll, humans don't have 10 fingers on one hand, what are you on??"

And it keeps happening like Noel would always call out King for his mistakes in illusions. So King decides to make his illusions and himself look and behave as human as possible so that Noel could never guess. Oh and also get the info, but that's a bonus now. King in Yellow is such a petty loser, like you cannot change my mind that he wouldn't immediately try to beat Noel in this human thing

And by doing so, Noel would show King more and more of the human world and how humans behave and act. And King starts enjoying it, because not only human world is actually really fucking beautiful but also Noel is really fucking smart and funny.

King was looking for his heart(our babygirl John), thats why he was trying to get info from Noel but after sometime he finds Noel being his new heart.

Its mostly fluff here, but of course we can make some good angst with it. Like what if King tries Roland's disguise or Noel's disguise. And learns that the human world is sometimes not that great. And all precious lessons of what means to be human for a God who didn't even spare a second glance to the same humans before.

BUUUUT back to the fluff, some time after King and Noel are cuddling and King is thinking how smart he is that he tricked that small precious human into loving him(King is in love with Noel, but he is too proud to admit it) Edit: just to make clear, this is an AU an AU. It is as far from canon as possible, so a lot of bad stuff that King made Noel do or made to Noel are not applicable here. So chill

Some sillies

(Yes I did change how I draw Oscar cause I liked @potato-lord-but-not’s design so much ok ok)

[eydilily]

i'll tell you what, its really cute

[mothmothwoth]

Found myself strangely obsessed with Skizz and Lizzie… there are apparently brain chemicals in there

[artkaninchenbau]

Crocodile finds a strange stray cat an 11-year old Nico Robin (AU where they met 13 years earlier. Robin's been on the run from the World Government for 3 years. Crocodile's 27 and has not set up base in Alabasta yet)

It seems like I have become possessed. By some sort of demon.

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