#chaos answers

[random-fandom-chaos]

*staring at you from the shadows*

(my friends rp-ing with you so uh. i shall too cos im lonely and wanna talk to someone new)

*Looks over* ”Hi???”

(YEEE, I love RP! Come in don’t be shy- I feel the same I was so happy to be doing this! I love RP-)

[random-chaos-and-stuff]

Conversation with friend brought up this:

Mermaids have no reason to cover up their boobs. They aren’t human, and nothing else in the ocean does. But one possible reason they could that might make sense is that maybe they could bind them with seaweed for hydrodynamics. But this brings up the point of evolution, where they would probably evolve to be more hydrodynamic over time, so the end result would be that either

A: Mermaids have very small boobs, just slight lumps or something so they don’t get in the way

or

B: Mermaids have retractable tiddies. Like dolphins. Or some other animals.

I then said that I wish humans had that, and my friend pointed out that if we did then we would have to have concave spots for them to retract into, and how they’d be concave when retracted, and my response was “and? Built in popcorn bowl.” Followed by some nodding. Which prompted this sentence to appear in my mind:

Laying on my back, eating popcorn out of my tiddies.

This is all.

[j0kers-light]

Hey pookie what are your thoughts about Punchline and Joker? Also do you think they both match each others freak

AYOOOOO YOOO!!! @she-could-never has me fired up!!! 🖤✨

The fact that she slit Harley's throat and boldly appointed herself as Joker's #1 girl is astonishing. Alexis is the stark opposite of Harley and I love that for her.

She's cold hearted, manipulative, and cunning in the way she operates. There no situation that she doesn't analyze from the sideline before entering and that's admirable. I secretly believe that Joker is kinda afraid of her because?! Whatchu mean you blindly love me, would die for me, but you'd kill me if I try the same mess I pulled on Quinn?

*clutches pearls* I know Joker was thinking,

Alexis knows she's a baddie and doesn't hesitate when it comes to killing someone. We need more stronger women like her in comics. 🤌🏾

She ain't a push over and when Harley tried to warn her about J (how he's toxic and incapable of loving anyone) Punchline basically was like, "That's was with you boo boo kitty. I'm me. I'm built different."

If there is ANYONE who could match Joker's freak, its her. Punchline stands on business! PURRRRRRRRR 🫰🏾

[the-depressed-comedic-relief]

TRICK OR TREAT!!!

I associate you with cybercore!! :3

[agentofanarchy110]

~i come requesting wisdom again hehe~

"i blame for this, you crazy bitch!!"

Angel Dust, Hazbin Hotel, Episode 3: Scrambled Eggs, if I remember correctly?

(kudos to you I sat here a full few minutes trying to remember this one)

[chaoticklesblog]

I’m in love with your Terrifier HCs…can I plz request more Art content? :’)

Um, ABSOLUTELY!! I still have yet to watch Terrifier 3, so the only knowledge I have is of the first two films. That being said, have a few more HC's (unless you have a specific fic request? It takes longer for me to think of and commit to a fic than it does to post HC's, but any whoozies, ENJOY!!) *TW for mentions of canonical violence/gore*

Art will absolutely tickle people to death unless, of course, they can escape his clutches! He finds laughter enthralling and has no sense of knowing when his victims truly have had enough. Known for tickling his victims far beyond the point of peeing themselves or passing out.

Enjoys sticking his ear to someone's torso/stomach while he's tickling them. It's far more satisfying to him than the horrific squelching of stabbing or cutting people.

Prefers using his fingers to tickle rather than tools, however, he certainly has plenty of tools he carries around with him, just in case. He loves how each victim varies in terms of sensitivity and tickle spots. It makes each new chase and capture exciting to him!

Art actually didn't know he was ticklish prior to Tara and Dawn in the first film, lol. My personal HC is he finds out early in the first movie when Dawn, drunk, approaches him in the Pizza restaurant and pinches his face while taking a selfie with him. This sensation intrigues him to discover more about this strange human weakness!

If anyone finds out just how ticklish Art is, he's truly and completely screwed. Sure, he's quite ruthless tickle monster, but he isn't used to being touched by anyone, so it definitely makes him much more guarded and jumpy when he's touched by other people. As long as you can ambush him before he manages to pin or tie you down, you should have an advantage against him, just don't let this evil mf exact his revenge after!

He's definitely ticklish all over, but his ribs, hips, and knees are super bad spots!!!

Even though Art doesn't talk, he has such a loud, hiccuppy laugh. It's ADORABLE. Lmao.

He's definitely a squirmer too lmfao. It's so entertaining, but he can not handle having whoever is tickling him laugh with him. It makes him super flustered, even if he laughs at his victims while tickling them! (And he will 100% exact his revenge on those who dare to tickle him. He knows no mercy either, you've been warned).

[iamchaos1234]

LUMITY, WE DEMAND LUMITY ART

You ask and you shall receive! (BTW sorry it took so long ahhh-)

Felt like drawing my favorite Sapphic lovers in onzies :3

[chaos-quote-anon]

https://open.spotify.com/track/09i5l8UBZrwRlvmWPcPNT6?si=vumQYUX3SPmWZAbOKhKFTw

who the fuck is this

is this directed at me

[chaos-monkeyy]

Hello! I am trying to get better at asking people about things they make regardless of itemized lists. Therefore:

Of your favourite characters, who do you reckon is most likely to

A) Start a pirate radio station

B) Accidentally be elected leader of a made up country

And

C) Buy a haunted house ?

This is so much fun, thank you 😂😍 I'm gonna go with...

A) Han Solo - just cause he's apparently all respectable these days doesn't mean he can't try and do something about the terrible music tastes of the new generation of space pirates. Kids these days, honestly.

B) John Sheppard, because then he'd be like "...damn it, not again. at least it wasn't a real made-up country this time I guess.."

C) .... Navani Kholin. If it is haunted it'll give her a chance to actually study these so-called 'ghostspren' that never have solid reliable records, and if it isn't haunted, well. Doesn't hurt to have a private getaway location for oneself and someone special for a little quality time, undisturbed.

[chaosandwolves]

everyone is being too happy over buck being set up with another guy just so they can never do buddie, like....I don't see why people are excited. They're literally burying buddie by doing this.

They're not though?

If you read all our posts you see that we think it leads to Buddie in the end

And even if not

Bi Buck is already huge and a fucking dream come true

Of course we all want Buddie to be endgame and I sincerely think that if they're really giving us bi Buck now, Buddie will follow

But I prefer it all to be realistic and complicated and easy and not and filled with all the emotions and figuring things out and all the turmoil that comes with realizing you're queer when you're well into adulthood

I don't want Buddie to be so easy.

Also maybe read this post. Ryan explained it well

Look, we're all rooting for Buddie still

How could we not?

We've been rooting for these ridiculous men for years

But, think about it, if they're giving us Buddie, they won't make it that easy and I think that's actually great

You don't have to ship Buck or Eddie with Tommy

But I, personally, am absolutely ecstatic over the very real possibility of bi Buck becoming canon now

[chaoticlicense]

what about 24 - “Your hair is really soft.” wiith Viktor [Arcane]?

Tags: Fluff, Viktor, Viktor x Reader, Drabble, Not Proofread

Prompt 24 is “Your hair is really soft.”

I hope you enjoy your little ficlet ❤️

Viktor is hunched over at his desk, head resting against the back of one hand while the other is splayed over his notes. He’s been sitting in that position for well over an hour. Two, at least, since that’s how long you had been in the lab with him. When you arrived, hoping to pull him away from his work for the night, he was already in the position he’s in now. You stare at him for a while, bored of reading the book you’d brought with you to read while you waited for him. 

Eventually, you tuck your book away in your bag and get to your feet. You keep your steps light as you walk over to where he sits, hands behind your back. When you reach Viktor, you peer over his shoulder at his notes and study them for a moment. You don’t fully comprehend the equations but they are not the reason you’ve walked up behind him. With slow, gentle movements, you bring your hands to his shoulders. Your touch is light as you gently massage him, easing out some of the tension in his muscles.

A soft moan leaves him as he leans back into you, letting his head fall back. You take your time with him, letting your hands move from his shoulders to his neck and finally to his head. Fingers run through his hair a few times, teasing out a few knots and enjoying the soft texture of the strands. It feels freshly washed, or at least, washed in the last 24 hours. It’s unusual and you revel in it. 

“What are you doing, my love?” he asks, eyes flicking up to meet yours while you stand over him. 

Humming a little, you smile down at him.

“Your hair is really soft,” you muse. “And I thought you might like a little break from your work…that you were supposed to be finished with two hours ago.”

“Hmm…”

Viktor’s eyes close as you begin massaging his scalp. 

“We can leave soon, my love, I promise…” he says.

“You say that every time, Vik.”

Eyes still closed, a small smile tugs at his lips. “Yes, but I quite like where I am right now. Quite comfortable.”

With a chuckle, you lean down and press a kiss to his forehead. You suppose, just this once, that you can indulge him in a little care after a long day’s work. 

[random-fandom-chaos]

CAT

IMA KITTY CAT

AND A MEOW MEOW MEOW—

[j0kers-light]

What if his light becomes SUPER insecure because she is nothing like the other girls J has liked? What would he do??

Hey hi anon! 🖤✨

I strongly suggest you play this one in the dark and enjoy.

Joker would immediately shut down that sort of negative thinking.

Some rumors are floating around that one of J’s old flames are back in the picture and naturally you go into a downward spiral. She’s far more Joker’s league and already involved in his organization, you know, everything you’re not. You’re just a civilian, a secret that Joker keeps tucked away from his world. Why is he with you when his exes are literal models? Is he no longer interested in you? Countless negative thoughts begin to weigh you down as the hours trickle by.

Joker comes back home on instant alert.

For starters, you didn’t give him a welcome home kiss so he knows something is wrong but when he spots you crying in the living room? His heart skips a beat. He’s all over you, thinking you’re hurt or worse until you confide in him about the doubts that plague your mind. Then his annoyance sets in.

Remember this scene from the movie?

Same thing, except it’s more on the lines of, “Don’t compare yourself to one of them because you’re not.”

You take his words the wrong way and he inwardly kicks himself for making it sound demeaning. He pulls you into his arms and tilts your chin up with his finger. You know he’s serious when he uses your real name.

“Don't compare yourself to them. They are nothing to you. I’m with you because I. Want. To. Be.” He pauses to make sure you're really listening.

"You are my Light, my everything. Don't... don't forget that. Without you I..." He can't finish the thought. Joker just wraps you tighter in his arms and slowly rocks you side to side.

It helps dry your tears enough to mumble out, "B-But what about.."

Joker groans in annoyance. Sometimes your pretty little head thinks too much. He can never fully eliminate the bad thoughts inside, but good lord he wishes you didn't doubt yourself so much.

"But nothing, Y/n. You're all I need, now hush."

[the-depressed-comedic-relief]

Ooc: you mentioned Sanders Sides, no one who's into that is fully mentally stable (I'm like Sanders Sides too, i'm also calling myself out)

THATS SO VALID LMAO 😭 Logan sanders my sad bbg

[chaos-from-basil]

new ish mcr fan. why is march 22 important?

March 22nd, 2013 is when My Chemical Romance broke up. They were broke up from March 2013-December 2019 before they finally reunited.

[unknownchaos]

[still in your house] I hear you out. Go on, explain yourself.

(Context)

His voice dude, his voice. I mean, come on. When his monotone voice would break and show a bit of emotion, or when his inflection would change just a little bit? HOOH. Had me kicking my feet and everything. (I also just really like robot characters. Something something eroticism of the machine or whatever.)

I tried to spread my 'Robot-is-hot' agenda to Red and all she had to say was "His design sure is.... interesting." So it's safe to say she doesn't agree 😔.