#they are so FUCKING stupid

[mutualcombat]

third degree yearns for snail girl?????

[hayatheauthor]

Israel didn't even allow Syria 48 hours of peace before invading their lands, bombing and genociding thousands. Anyone who believes the US-Israel Middle Eastern activities are anything more than a brutal land grab is deluded

Imagine fighting tirelessly for 50 years to rid yourself of a dictator and mere days after your victory, mere days after tortured innocents are freed from their cells, all your resources; schools, hospitals, etc. Are bombed, families are killed. A wasteland worsened to...nothing. For oil. But Israel is the good side right??

[sasukesun]

sasuke not confessing because he is afraid of naruto’s reaction and rejection post vote2 is so real but also so funny to me because of how his mind works. i can totally understand where that comes from, i can totally understand he just admitted that naruto is the last person in the world on the way of his loneliness, i can totally understand that after all this he would rather have naruto as a friend than not have naruto at all but like- you put a whole through his chest once, you threatened to kill him a couple of times, you lost your arms together, you almost killed his teammmates and yet naruto understood all that, never doubted you were a good person and said he was glad he met you, but somehow telling him that you want to kiss him on the mouth would be too much. this is where you draw the line?

[newmatrix]

Shermits

Shuttercups

[elrielffs]

I need people in the fandom to realize that just because they don't like a pairing doesn't mean the pairing doesn't have chemistry or they need to break up.

And for all the Tamlin suck fest that goes on people sure like to use that as a brush to paint an MC they don't like as Not Good.

Rhysand=As bad as Tamlin to Feyre

Cassian=Nesta's Tamlin

Azriel=Elain's Tamlin

Like get a grip, Tamlin was written to be abusive and we are supposed to take it that way. Rhysand, Cassian, Azriel are not written that way intentionally not matter what YOU think. I don't see why mate bonds are even considered the end all be all by antis since according to them EVERYONE is gonna have a rejection plotline BUT Elucien.

In what world are we considering Eris and Tamlin himself better love interest than the protagonist?

You don't like the characters? You don't like the couples? You don't like the plot? Then for fucks sake go to a fandom or read a book YOU do like instead of spoiling it for people who DO genuinely enjoy ACOTAR just as it is and intended instead of trying to rewrite the series into a narrative you enjoy.

Idk, I wouldn't care so much if people just stated they didn't like something cause they don't like it. Don't like the IC? Don't like Feysand, Nessian, Elriel? Fine but don't get on a soap box and start talking about how actually, they are Bad (TM) cause you've twisted the narrative to back up your dislike to feel morally superior and back up your crack theories rather than just admit this series is not for you.

[thatwouldbee-enough]

my favorite part of writing toxic ships is writing a very serious scene and just staring at it, saying softly under my breath, "they're so fucking stupid," over and over and over again

[crowleysplantmister]

The similarities between Crowley asking Aziraphale to go to Alpha Centauri with him and Azira asking Crowley to come to Heaven hurt me so much.

Crowley wanted to run off to the stars so he and Aziraphale could be safe and still be together, but Aziraphale wanted to stay on Earth.

Aziraphale wanted to go to Heaven together so they could be safe together, but Crowley wanted to stay on Earth.

The only difference is that Aziraphale actually left.

[poison-ivies7]

“it’s not homophobic to not ship byler!!” no i definitely called you homophobic because of that and not because you called will disgusting, and multiple different slurs.

[redead-red]

Happy Valentines Day! Once Again I am here on my UFS bullshit. Behold, the first chapter

These boys what can I tell you.

[t4tmetalsonic]

Yeah? "Average tumblr user sees 25 posts" huh? Dunking on twitter like this while changing the UI to look more like twitter?? Huh?? Cunts

[richardgrimes]

i love ignoring zionists in my inbox i know it pisses them off so bad

[akiizayoi4869]

They need to remove the "convicted felon" option from job applications, and anything else that requires you to say whether or not you have a criminal history. Because CLEARLY if we can have a convicted felon in the white house, then convicted felons everywhere should be allowed to get jobs, should be allowed to vote, etc.

[ratsonfire]

I never thought a Honda Odyssey could be so homoerotic

[doggirlhen]

guyliner for women

[the-nefarious-vampire]

as an aroace, im particularly dangerous, because i wont fuck or marry. i only know how to kill.

[inkskinned]

she's singing in another room and my dog is asleep at my feet. my grandma asked me why i haven't found a man yet and i laughed. oh, you know. i like my house clean.

my girlfriend is also my man is also "my partner" if i'm in a professional setting. yesterday we went to a ren faire and a man mimed at me - you're together? and at my delighted nod, his baffled, you're gay? made me laugh. a woman with rainbow hair said i love the two of you together. you're both so beautiful it's absurd.

my dad introduced my partner as my "..... friend. or whatever" the other day. he knows we're dating. in the same way, i was never able to get my sister's husband to stop saying that's gay like it's 2008. he still uses the word fa***t, and my sister's defense of him has always been well, he's just kidding.

my lover and i dance to old music in a tiny kitchen. we judge new music together and take food critique very seriously. we watch love is blind before we fall asleep and agree that if they had a queer season, it would be bloody but also make for excellent tv. of fucking course queer people would know someone for only 2 weeks and agree to get married. what are you saying.

at a bar with friends, a man puts his hand on my wrist. got a boyfriend? and yes, i do have a boyfriend, she's amazing. i am texting her while i wander around a gas station named after geese. i am visiting a swing state for a wedding. in the candy aisle i overhear: she's actually like a lesbian it's disgusting. two teenage girls with packaged sandwiches in their hands, giggling. no literally, like. i'm not, like. okay with her being there while we're all, like, naked and changing.

my girlfriend and i tailgate, drink gin and cider out of cups. from the frat group beside us, a man corrects himself with one of his friends: bro, i mean, nonbinary entity, and it makes everyone around him laugh, myself included. he razzes his friend the same way i would have killed for at 19 years old - like nothing happened, he continues: you apply sunscreen like an alien. he does a little sassy (and fairly accurate) dance interpretation of the motion. his friend is laughing so hard they're crying.

i am lucky, i live in a safe neighborhood in a safe state. my masc passenger princess comes up from DC. i drive her for an hour to where all the leaves are a violent arrangement of color. we walk along the trails, letting autumn into our blood. in this part of the state, there's a lot of pickup trucks and trump signs. when we chastely kiss before getting into the car, i accidentally make eye contact with a woman holding her child's wrist. she looks disgusted. she looks fucking pissed.

two hours later my girl and i are eating dinner on a patio, soaking in the last warmth of new england sun before the chill of winter sets in. we are giggling and trying to talk through plastic vampire teeth. at another table, i see a young woman sit up straighter. i watch her watch us. she blushes and takes her partner's hand from across the table. shy, like the taste of evening has just become something deeper.

it's worth it for this moment, i think. my lover is still humming the same song she's been singing for four days straight and i don't want to kill her for it. her guitar is beside my bed. her toothbrush is in my bathroom. in a few moments i will make us lunch. we are lucky enough to have found each other. it is lucky enough to be in love.