#they ARE so fucking stupid

[mutualcombat]

third degree yearns for snail girl?????

[sasukesun]

sasuke not confessing because he is afraid of naruto’s reaction and rejection post vote2 is so real but also so funny to me because of how his mind works. i can totally understand where that comes from, i can totally understand he just admitted that naruto is the last person in the world on the way of his loneliness, i can totally understand that after all this he would rather have naruto as a friend than not have naruto at all but like- you put a whole through his chest once, you threatened to kill him a couple of times, you lost your arms together, you almost killed his teammmates and yet naruto understood all that, never doubted you were a good person and said he was glad he met you, but somehow telling him that you want to kiss him on the mouth would be too much. this is where you draw the line?

[newmatrix]

Shermits

Shuttercups

[elrielffs]

I need people in the fandom to realize that just because they don't like a pairing doesn't mean the pairing doesn't have chemistry or they need to break up.

And for all the Tamlin suck fest that goes on people sure like to use that as a brush to paint an MC they don't like as Not Good.

Rhysand=As bad as Tamlin to Feyre

Cassian=Nesta's Tamlin

Azriel=Elain's Tamlin

Like get a grip, Tamlin was written to be abusive and we are supposed to take it that way. Rhysand, Cassian, Azriel are not written that way intentionally not matter what YOU think. I don't see why mate bonds are even considered the end all be all by antis since according to them EVERYONE is gonna have a rejection plotline BUT Elucien.

In what world are we considering Eris and Tamlin himself better love interest than the protagonist?

You don't like the characters? You don't like the couples? You don't like the plot? Then for fucks sake go to a fandom or read a book YOU do like instead of spoiling it for people who DO genuinely enjoy ACOTAR just as it is and intended instead of trying to rewrite the series into a narrative you enjoy.

Idk, I wouldn't care so much if people just stated they didn't like something cause they don't like it. Don't like the IC? Don't like Feysand, Nessian, Elriel? Fine but don't get on a soap box and start talking about how actually, they are Bad (TM) cause you've twisted the narrative to back up your dislike to feel morally superior and back up your crack theories rather than just admit this series is not for you.

[thatwouldbee-enough]

my favorite part of writing toxic ships is writing a very serious scene and just staring at it, saying softly under my breath, "they're so fucking stupid," over and over and over again

[crowleysplantmister]

The similarities between Crowley asking Aziraphale to go to Alpha Centauri with him and Azira asking Crowley to come to Heaven hurt me so much.

Crowley wanted to run off to the stars so he and Aziraphale could be safe and still be together, but Aziraphale wanted to stay on Earth.

Aziraphale wanted to go to Heaven together so they could be safe together, but Crowley wanted to stay on Earth.

The only difference is that Aziraphale actually left.

[poison-ivies7]

“it’s not homophobic to not ship byler!!” no i definitely called you homophobic because of that and not because you called will disgusting, and multiple different slurs.

[redead-red]

Happy Valentines Day! Once Again I am here on my UFS bullshit. Behold, the first chapter

These boys what can I tell you.

[t4tmetalsonic]

Yeah? "Average tumblr user sees 25 posts" huh? Dunking on twitter like this while changing the UI to look more like twitter?? Huh?? Cunts

[richardgrimes]

i love ignoring zionists in my inbox i know it pisses them off so bad

[katelynduval]

Wanted: Your face in my 😻

would u lick me...?🥺

[akiizayoi4869]

They need to remove the "convicted felon" option from job applications, and anything else that requires you to say whether or not you have a criminal history. Because CLEARLY if we can have a convicted felon in the white house, then convicted felons everywhere should be allowed to get jobs, should be allowed to vote, etc.

[ratsonfire]

I never thought a Honda Odyssey could be so homoerotic

[doggirlhen]

guyliner for women

[fuhosh-i]

“Where’s the pathetic element?” Exactly Tom Hardy. Exactly.

(x)

[the-nefarious-vampire]

as an aroace, im particularly dangerous, because i wont fuck or marry. i only know how to kill.