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im from an alternate universe but not a cool interesting one, the only difference is that a natural third option when asking if you'd like something to drink other than coffee and tea is instant soup in a cup

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Decrease the Increase.

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has anyone noticed that to clean smth u often have to get smth else dirty

massively fucked up

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"You can’t separate us, not unless we’re willing to do so."

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why hasn't no one posted the kringlefucker yet. you guys used to love the kringlefucker.

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Do not really know what to say. A year ago we were making posts about how Gaza was being bombed through Christmas- how the oldest Christian community was being bombed- how the birth place of Jesus was being destroyed and his people murdered. A year later, it is going to be Christmas again soon, and the bombings have not stopped. But the news, and the attention seems to have died down considerably. It feels terrible and scary.

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early to bed and early to rise leaves a man so fucked up that he dies

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if you suddenly don’t support the shooter bc he’s right wing I’m shaking you like a rag doll I’m throwing you into mount doom please look me in the eyes and remember that your biggest battle is not left vs right it is up versus down. they want you divided. keep your eyes on the prize. you want to eat the rich? so do the millions living in rural america. so do your farmers, your electricians, your welders, your fishermen. the men and women’s bodies who are exploited for labor. the class disparity the fear mongering the human rights violations stems from ABOVE!! they want you to despise each other to alienate each other to think we are not both human beings suffering for their profit. do not cover your eyes with their wool

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hey so for context i work in microbiology and i just got some plasmid sequencing back and i was looking at the plasmid map and i shit you not there is apparently a restriction enzyme site called “SexAI”. anyway it made me giggle and i immediately thought to myself hellsitegenetics would probably get a kick out of this so here you go lmao

WHERE IS THE SEX ENZYME

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wish we had more internal organ emojis

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just lost whamageddon

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Sometimes i wish the general public was more interested in math outside of like. Prime numbers. Or applications. But also i look at what pop culture did to physics and computer science and i feel fine actually

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highkey probably not good that my son traded our cow for some beans. unless they're magic ofc but what the fuck good ever happens in my life

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partygoer: I miss tumblr

girl who has at least 20 hours screentime on tumblr per week: yeah me too crazy how no one uses it anymore

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Diet companies won’t tell you this but starving yourself is a lot worse for your health than overeating