#they are now team SMBR

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follow up on my last ask with a challenge type thing: pick a song from each album that you think suits calzona or makes you think of calzona <3 swiftie anon

immediately putting my knowledge to the test i see hahah but yes lets do this team

i’ll go reverse order (since i’m way more familiar with the more recent stuff!)

ttpd

honestly my first thought is “the prophecy” i feel like that does kind of really capture calzona in one of my favorite ways

“the alchemy” is my other thought

1989

“now that we don’t talk” does have a very strong post divorce vibe to it, esp arizona

“this love” is also very calzona plus has a touch of a nautical theme which always helps haha

speak now

“enchanted” absolutely goes in the category of early calzona which is perhaps my most favorite calzona

“last kiss” absolutely is late stages calzona which is not necessarily always my favorite but still kinda a banger

midnights

okay despite being one of my favorites, this is a harder one but i guess maybe “midnight rain” i think the contrast actually works well with calzona on some levels but im not convinced either

i do think “dear reader” is a very arizona song

red

first thought: “stay stay stay” - very s6 calzona imo

second thought: “holy ground” feels kinda post divorce/potentially getting back together calzona

fearless

“love story” that’s it that’s all

evermore 💖

“right where you left me” is painfully s11/12 arizona, so so painfully

“champagne problems” has always really felt like a callie song for whatever reason esp pre arizona callie

“coney island” is also super calzona

folklore

“cardigan” was in my og calzona playlist and i stand by it esp as a callie focused song but also it works for arizona too

“this is me trying” is a very arizona song imo as is “epiphany”

“invisible string” will also always feel super calzona to me but admittedly really influenced by smbr

lover

i really like “paper rings” as a calzona song esp earlyish calzona

reputation

low key “new years day” i think it captures some of the melancholy of calzona

debut

maybe “tied together with a smile”? i’m really not sure and don’t listen to this album pretty much ever so i’m not super sure

everyone send in yours! i’m sure there are way better swifties out there than me hahah

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With compliments from, The Directorate General Public Relations,

Government of the Punjab, Lahore Ph. 99201390.

No.26/Zafar/Mujahid

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CM MOHSIN NAQVI INAUGURATES THE FIRST E- REGISTRATION MODEL CENTRE OF PUNJAB

Lahore, January 06:

A model e- Registration system for the transfer of land in Punjab has been introduced. Chief Minister Punjab Mohsin Naqvi inaugurated the first e- Registration Model Centre of Punjab located at LDA Plaza Kashmir Road today. Sub- Registrar offices of Ravi Town, Samanabad Town and Data Gunj Baksh Town have been shifted for the facilitation of citizens at the e- Registration Model Centre.CM ordered to complete further two e- Registration Centres at Raiwind and Shalimar by 31st January. Mohsin Naqvi conducted a detailed visit of the e- Registration Model Centre and inspected the e-Registration system for the transfer of land. He directed to formulate a system for the payment of online fee for the facilitation of citizens. Mohsin Naqvi also visited the branch of Punjab Bank at the e- Registration Centre. He inspected the Sub Registrar offices of Ravi Town, Samanabad Town and Data Gunj Baksh Town established at the centre. CM conversed with the citizens who came for their transfer of land and inquired about the e- Registration system. He quered Garhi Shahu citizen present at the e- Registration Model Centre as whether anyone asked him for money for the registry.The citizens by appreciating the e- Registration system replied no money was been taken and the registration system is much simplified and easier now. Mohsin Naqvi revealed that the land transfer process of all the three towns will be done under a single roof at the e- Registration centre. The people will get rid of frequently visiting the offices for their transfer of land. The land transfer process will become transparent with the establishment of e- Registration centre and corruption will be eliminated. E- Registration Centres will be established in every Divisional Headquarter of Punjab. First e- Registration Centre has been inaugurated in Lahore while other two centres will be completed soon. I will review the pace of work by visiting the Shalimar and Raiwind Centres. All phases of e- registry will be completed in a short span of time at the e- Registration Model Centre. CM lauded the performance of Senior Member Board of Revenue, Punjab Land Record Authority, administration and his team on the issuance of e- Registration system. SMBR and DG PLRA gave a detailed briefing about the land transfer process under the e- Registration system. CM while talking with the media after inaugurating the first e-Registration Centre in Lahore apprised that manual registry will not be carried out now and so far 2 lakh 21 thousand registries have been done. A ban has been imposed on doing manual registry in Lahore as only e-Registry will be done. Excellent facilities have been provided to the citizens in the e- Registration Centre. He informed that he has inaugurated one e- Registration Centre in Lahore while two more e- Registration Centres will be established in Shalimar Town and Raiwind. I have directed the Deputy Commissioner to complete both e- Registration Centres by 31st January. BoP facility has been provided in the e- Registration Centre and will soon provide NADRA facility as well. CM stated that tax evasion will be eliminated with the establishment of e- Registration Centres. I visited the Data Gunj Baksh Town Registry Office some time earlier. The office condition was highly deplorable and their was no place to sit. Then it was decided to improve the condition of e- Registration office. Everyone worked hard and the credit goes to SMBR who worked day and night. Comfortable facilities will be provided to the people at the e-Registration Centre and they will also be saved from fraud. He said that pending applications will be highlighted on the dashboard. The registry process will not be delayed with the establishment of e- Registration Centre and registry will be done on the spot. In reply to question Mohsin Naqvi stated that neither he cares for protocol nor for criticism. A criticism can be done on many things and has no issue with the criticism. If I had cared for criticism then I would not have done any work. The complaints about corruption will be eliminated with the e

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Marrow, Robyn, Qrow:

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[dpr-lahore-division]

PDM's LONG MARCH MET AN EARLY DEATH – USMAN BUZDAR

With the compliments of, The Directorate General Public Relations,

Government of the Punjab, Lahore Ph 99201390.

No.418/QU/Zahid

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LAHORE, March 18:

Chief Minister Punjab Sardar Usman Buzdar has said PDM's rallying cry for a long march has met its logical end.

In a statement, the CM said those giving ultimatum of the long march are trying to disrupt the development process adding that the gang of opportunists has tried to take in the people for its personal gains. It is, however, heartening that PDM's every conspiracy has remained unsuccessful, he said. This unnatural alliance is meaningless before the transparent politics of PM Imran Khan and there is no room for the specific agenda espoused by the opportunists' lobby, he continued.

Usman Buzdar said the tragic death of the PDM is a clear message to the opportunists as their mean politics has been fully exposed. The PDM’s failure in Punjab is the retribution for its past decisions. It is better the rejected elements should adopt a positive approach and shun their anarchistic designs, concluded the CM.

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No.419/QU/Zahid

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CM FOR STRICT IMPLEMENTATION OF ANTI-CORONA SOPs

LAHORE, March 18:

Keeping in view the recent surge, Chief Minister Punjab Sardar Usman Buzdar has directed that anti-corona precautions should be strictly implemented.

In a statement, the CM advised the citizens to remain careful as corona cases are on the rise due to the non-observance of SoPs. The NCOC's decisions should be implemented in letter and spirit and there should be no dearth of anti-corona vaccination points, he directed. The citizens should be careful as following the guideline is in their best interest, the CM suggested.

Meantime, 1824 new patients were identified after tests of 17127 during the last 24 hours in Punjab. However, 43 patients died of the corona during this period. A total of 5894 corona related deaths have occurred while 3583075 have been tested, he added.

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No.420/QU/Zahid

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CM CONDOLES DEATH OF FATHER-IN-LAW OF COLUMNIST FAISAL IDREES BUTT

LAHORE, March 18:

Chief Minister Punjab Sardar Usman Buzdar has condoled the death of father-in-law of Faisal Idrees Butt, senior LPC member and columnist. The CM extended sympathies to the bereaved family and prayed to Almighty Allah to rest the departed soul in eternal peace.

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No.421/QU/Zahid

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CM TAKES NOTICE OF WOMAN’S MURDER

LAHORE, March 18:

Chief Minister Punjab Sardar Usman Buzdar has sought a report from RPO Gujranwala about the murder of a woman during dacoity for showing resistance in Narowal and directed to early arrest the criminals for taking legal action against them. The CM has also directed to provide the best treatment to the injured child.

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No.422/QU/Umer

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CM HOLDS PRESS CONFERENCE ABOUT ILLEGAL ALLOTMENT OF 1352 PLOTS IN LDA SCHEMES

LAHORE, March 18:

Chief Minister Punjab Sardar Usman Buzdar has disclosed that during the tenure of former Chief Minister Nawaz Sharif, 1352 plots worth billions of rupees were illegally given to one Senator, 16 assembly members and their relatives in different LDA schemes in Lahore. These plots were distributed in violation of rules under discretionary quota. 646 plots were distributed in Johar Town, 260 in Sabzazar, 191 in Tajpura, 108 in Gujjar Pura, 37 in Allama Iqbal Town, 32 in Model Town, 31 in Faisal Town and five other plots were illegally allotted in Gulberg and the discretionary quota was violated.

These plots were meant for orphans, widows, widows of martyrs, journalists, Ulema and sports players under discretion but this right of discretion was used for political bribery. The incumbent government has directed the ACE to investigate the illegal allotment of plots in different LDA schemes. Action will be taken against illegal beneficiaries as well as those who had illegally allotted such plots. Indiscriminate action will be initiated against those found involved in illegal activities and no leniency will be shown.

He stated this while addressing a press conference at his office on Thursday. PM’s accountability advisor Barrister Shehzad Akbar and SACM Dr Firdous Ashiq Awan were also present.

Giving the details, the CM said Nawaz Sharif illegally allotted plots worth billions of rupees during his tenure of chief ministership from 1985-90 in Punjab. These plots were allotted in violation of discretionary quota and Qamar-uz-Zaman Khan played an important role in the illegal allotment of these plots. Qamar-uz-Zaman was an employee of the Malaria Control Programme; and from there, he was appointed as DG LDA by Nawaz Sharif. Then he was posted as private secretary to PM Nawaz Sharif in 1997. He was also deputed as political secretary to CM Shahbaz Sharif in 2008. Qamar-uz-Zaman Khan illegally allotted precious plots to political personalities and public representatives in Lahore and violated merit as the frontman. MPA Raja Ishfaq Sarwar (Late) was illegally allotted 14 plots, he added.

          The CM said that ACE has been directed to take legal action adding that recovery will also be made. Laws were blatantly violated in the past but the incumbent government will ensure the supremacy of rule of law and transparency will be maintained because it is the new Pakistan of PM Imran Khan and no one will be allowed to do any illegal activity. The PTI has come into power to serve the masses, he emphasized.

          Regrettably, the CM deplored that no past government took any action over the illegal allotment of plots in different LDA schemes nor anyone held accountability. Rather, this huge political bribery was hushed up, he said. Meanwhile, the PTI government has adopted transparency and past corruption has been exposed as the government fully believes in the rule of law and transparency. Action will be initiated against all such illegal acts, he assured. The CM stated that discretionary powers are not used by the incumbent government and not a single inch of state land has been allotted to anybody over political affiliation.

          Replying to the question, the CM asserted that not only recovery will be made but penalties will also be recovered from the illegal beneficiaries. Retrieval of state land is not a temporal act but a permanent process and no one will be allowed to grab the state land, he added.

          To another question, the CM said a 7 billion Ramazan Package will be given to provide relief through a network of more than 300 Sahulat Bazaars. The rates of different items will be according to 2018. To another question, he assured to retrieve land in journalist colony and action will be initiated against those involved in an illegal act. The journalists will be given their rights, he assured. The CM disclosed that preparations are underway for local bodies elections and announced to take action after an inquiry of LWMC affairs. No illegal activity will be tolerated, he emphasized.

          PM Advisor Shehzad Akbar said that politics means public service now and emphasized that the style of 'Changa Manga' and 'mafia' will not be allowed to work now. Those who came into power through non-party 1985 elections hijacked the politics and indulged in the spate of corruption and loot. These are the people who never took food from their homes and blatantly wasted public resources. He congratulated CM Usman Buzdar and his team for disclosing mega corruption and announced that disciplinary action will be taken for illegally allotted plots. Recovery will be made to eke out good results, he added. To a question, he said that Raja Ishfaq Sarwar got 14 plots and Khizar Hayat, Mehmood-ul-Hassan and others also made hay while the sun shined. He disclosed that around 2000 plots were allotted during the CMship of Nawaz Sharif and out of it, 1352 plots were illegally allotted. This illegal allotment was hushed up from 1990 till today. The PTI government has freed institutions from political pressure to help them to independently perform. Punjab government retrieved around one lakh and 46 thousand acres state land worth Rs. 425 billion from squatters.

SACM said that the PTI government believes in transparency and this process will be permanently continued.

SMBR, DG LDA, Secretary Information, DGPR and others were also present.  

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No.423/QU/Umer

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CM TAKES NOTICE OF MURDER OF FOUR PERSONS

LAHORE, March 18:

Chief Minister Punjab Sardar Usman Buzdar has sought a report from RPO Multan about the murder of four persons in Kahror Pakka and directed the early arrest of criminals.

[dpr-lahore-division]

With the compliments of, The Directorate General Public Relations,

Government of the Punjab, Lahore Ph: 99201390.

No.318/QU/RANA

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CM CHAIRS MEETING OF GUJRANWALA DIVISION’S PARLIAMENTARIANS

LAHORE, February 19:

Chief Minister Punjab Sardar Usman Buzdar presided over a meeting of MNAs and MPAs of Gujranwala Division at 90-SQA on Wednesday. The meeting reviewed the progress made on development schemes in Gujranwala, Gujrat, Mandi Bahauddin, Hafizabad, Narowal and Sialkot and discussed proposals for the inclusion of new development projects in the next annual development programme. The chief minister issued directions for the solution of constituency-related problems while parliamentarians presented their proposals about new development schemes.

Addressing the participants, the chief minister reiterated that assembly members are his lieutenants and their problems will be solved on a priority basis. Coordination with assembly members will produce the best results, he added. The number of model police stations will be increased and development work will be done according to the priorities of assembly members in their constituencies. Justice will be done in the distribution of development funds; he assured and added that Hafizabad university project will be included in next ADP. He directed to improve the cleanliness situation in Gujrat and added that construction of Mandi Bahauddin-Kharian Road will be done on a priority basis. The government will provide facilities at the doorsteps of the people by upgrading schools and healthcare facilities, he added.

The chief minister said that funds will be provided for education, healthcare and clean drinking water schemes in consultation with assembly members. Funds will be provided for the repair and maintenance of Gujranwala Division roads and public welfare schemes will be implemented in consultation with the elected representatives. We all have to serve the masses as a team and chief minister-ship is not a post but an important responsibility. Public service is my core agenda, he added. The past rulers ignored the genuine priorities of the people and wasted resources on exhibitory projects. The time of pomp and show has gone and performance is given priority now. The PTI government has focused social sector development, he added. The chief minister directed to initiate crackdown against all sort of mafias in the province and reiterated that such looters will not be tolerated.

Talking on this occasion, the assembly members said that Chief Minister Usman Buzdar has given the status of the chief minister to elected representatives in their constituencies. The elected representatives have been given respect by their inclusion in divisional and district level committees. You fulfill your promises and consultation process is praise-worthy. Your administrative team is performing best in Gujranwala Division, they added.

Provincial ministers Saeed-ul-Hassan Shah, Muhammad Akhlaque, Muhammad Rizwan, MNAs including Syed Faiz-ul-Hassan, Haji Imtiaz Ahmad Chaudhary, Ch. Shaukat Ali Bhatti, MPAs Saleem Sarwar Jora, Mian Muhammad Akhtar Hayyat, Ch. Liaqat Ali, Muhammad Arshad Chaudhary, Muhammad Tariq Tarrar, Sajid Ahmad Khan, Gulraiz Afzal Gondal, Muhammad Mamoon Tarrar, Chief Whip Syed Abbas Ali Shah, Chief Secretary, IG Police, SMBR, Commissioner, RPO, DCs and DPOs of Gujranwala Division as well as secretaries of concerned departments attended the meeting.

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No.319/QU/RANA

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CM INSPECTS CORONAVIRUS CONTROL ROOM OF P&SHD

LAHORE, February 19:

Chief Minister Punjab Sardar Usman Buzdar visited the primary & secondary healthcare department to inspect its control room established for the monitoring of coronavirus on Wednesday. He inspected hospitals’ online monitoring system through surveillance and monitoring center as well as coronavirus monitoring.

Talking on this occasion, the chief minister told that control room will work round-the-clock and added that coronavirus diagnostic kits have also been procured by the Punjab government. The facility of coronavirus test is available in Lahore and provincial administration, as well as the health department, is alert. The government is strictly monitoring the situation and line departments have been directed to ensure cleanliness at fish markets and other food points. All precautionary measures are been followed and there is no coronavirus patient in Punjab due to the timely steps of the government. All necessary steps were taken in time and precautionary measures, devised by the WHO, are being followed, he said. The situation is normal in Punjab and round-the-clock monitoring is being done. Isolation wards have been set up in Services Hospital Lahore and Nishtar Hospital Multan, he added. Meanwhile, screening of passengers coming from abroad, especially from China, is being done at airports. The provision of healthcare facilities has been improved due to online monitoring of around 50 THQ and DHQ hospitals in the province. He directed that online monitoring system of all the DHQ and THQ hospitals should be made functional as soon as possible and added that a decision has been made to install cameras at entry and exit points of the province for the eradication of polio. Secretary Primary & Secondary Health Capt. (R) Muhammad Usman gave a briefing about precautionary measures adding that more than 75 thousand coronavirus patients have been identified in different countries of the world.

Provincial minister Dr Yasmeen Rashid and others were also present on this occasion.

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No.320/Ehtisham/RANA

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LAHORE, February 19:

Chief Minister Punjab Sardar Usman Buzdar has expressed a deep sense of sorrow and grief over the sad demise of senior journalist Fashi-ur-Rahman. In his condolence message, the chief minister extended heartfelt sympathies and condoled with bereaved family members and prayed the may Allah Almighty rest the departed soul in eternal peace and grant courage and strength to the family members to bear this loss with fortitude.** **

No.321/Ehtisham/RANA

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LAHORE, February 19:

Chief Minister Punjab Sardar Usman Buzdar in his message on World Day for Social Justice has said that our religion Islam teaches us social justice, equality and peace. The Holy Prophet (PBUH) gave us a lesson to ensure justice with humanity in every respect. Provision of social justice to every citizen is a part of the basic teaching of Islam as it has great significance in the religion of Islam. Usman Buzdar said that Kashmiris are facing worst conditions due to the social injustice of the Indian government in occupied Kashmir. He said that India has murdered the social justice by narrowing down life span on the Kashmiris. He said that by imposing continues curfew on the people of in held Kashmir from their basic needs is the worst ever example of social injustice. He said that societies without social justice cannot flourish and progress. He said that the PTI government is the torchbearer of social justice and ensuring the same is our top priority. Indiscriminate social justice is utmost necessary for gaining a respectable place among the comity of nation. People from all walks of life have an important role to play regarding establishing society on social justice. The purpose to observe this day is to project awareness among the masses regarding the importance of social justice in the society. We have to pay tribute to those who sacrifice their lives in their struggle for social justice, Usman Buzdar Concluded.

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