#they are not married

[h0t-p1nk-ch33tah-pr1nt]

Karl: why does the black cat call you babygirl.

Hobie: cuz that's my wife.

[westidia]

I wonder how she bagged him too. I also wonder if him and Anna didn’t 👀 Sometimes things just don’t add up….

not even gonna lie I do get the vibes that Brenton and his BM have a open relationship.

(i wonder the same) so I wouldn’t be mad at B & A 👀

(but I don’t think she would 🤷‍♀️)

[shinynewmemories]

The Hunger Games has the FUNNIEST arranged marriage of all time btw. Katniss realizes she'll have to marry Peeta and she's obviously upset so Haymitch tries to comfort her by saying "you could do a lot worse" and Katniss is like "well DUH of course I could do worse than Peeta he's the best & handsomest person on the face of the planet but that's not the POINT I want to be able to choose for MYSELF". Then she goes and chooses Peeta anyway lol. Comedy gold I tell you

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

Glinda really had an entire musical number expounding on the theme of "success in life is not about being highly qualified or even competent, but manipulating people's superficial perception of you." and then she went into POLITICS. truly the #girlboss representation the world has earned

[guzhufuren]

Some happy things from the first day of marriage equality in Thailand 💗❤️🧡💛💚💙💜

First three couples who registered their marriage in different districts:

some openly queer actresses and a director celebrating this historical day:

[sinsydia]

Am i the only one who imagined the first meet like this?? *swooon*

[liv0]

They're so funny for always looking like a rich couple actually

[scalytunster]

Wives.

[p0isonives]

conner kent has INCREDIBLE self control, cause if i came back from being dead to find out Tim Drake tried to clone me 99 times because he missed me so much, i’d immediately make him my bride

[mikurinkuwu]

i learnt the word yuri before lesbian as a kid

[grave-farewell]

not to be stardewposting again but

Elliott can't fucking say this shit when I'm dressed like THIS

What made him see me leave the house and kiss him looking like THIS

WITH THE JINGLING BOOTS. and decided "Yes, his courting plumage is immaculate. I must bed him immediately."

[lambment]

Mawwige....

thinking about beating narinder with a gun in game, and immediatley marrying him, a shotgun wedding.

[cronchy-baguette]

shadowzel nation rise up!!!

[hinamie]

10 years later