#they are crazy

[slaaverin]

Sorry but HOLY SHIT.

I'm?????? At loss for words.

This is the gayest shit I've ever seen.

AAAAAAAAAAAH.

Park Jimin is devious, he is sneaky, he wants everybody to know JK is HIS and Jungkook just sat or lied there letting him writing his own name ON HIS CHEST and also let him take a picture of his creation while Jungkook smiled like a..a..proud boyfriend? Idk. HIS SMILE???? LIKE HE'S HAPPY HE JUST GOD CLAIMED BY HIS MAN

ALL OF THIS IN FRONT OF STAFF AND TAE.

This is??? I'm baffled.

You can't defend them. You can't. Who agrees to have someone else's name written on their chest? If they are not a couple? NO ONE. IT JUST DOESN'T HAPPEN. I REPEAT THIS SHIT DOESN'T HAPPEN IN REAL LIFE THIS IS NOT A THING

Jimin made sure everybody knew JK his HIS. He claimed his boyfriend as property of The Park Jimin but WE KNEW THAT.

The fact he thought funny to just do it again for good measure AND TAKE A PICTURE FOR HIS PERSONAL ARCHIVE TO REMEMBER. Jimin looking at the picture month later and telling himself "Oh yeah, I took a picture of MY MAN on the boat my little Jungkookie is MINE AND MINE ONLY" while looking at it fondly and a little devilish.

This is surreal.

This is the type of shit that couldn't have been predicted.

IT FEELS REALLY SEXUAL TOO. IDK??? LIKE??

I'm losing my goddamn mind.

Guys guys we have come to this type of insane stuff OK. ok.

This is fine. This is perfectly fine. Let me breathe.

I'M NOT OK???

God couples are so annoying and insufferable.

We get it guys you're really in love in a kinky way. We. get. it.

Do they know some people are single?? Do they not care? No those two lovebirds are too occupied being completely obsessed with each other of course 😐

They are completely insane, those two.

I'M SO DONE. BYE.

[cazluvsu]

ok. i Know this is probably me being late to the party and all but i have never seen this clip or anything like it so 😭 joe just lifting ja’marr’s chin up?? so casually??? very emotional tearful but happy ja’marr????? that is so tender and also insane

[shiguangbrainrot]

unreal

[rayllurn]

Having their arms around each other isn’t enough. Gotta have that extra hand hold in there as well.

[mezzo-morte]

Truly nothing could have prepared me for the number of deleted scenes where these two go off script and make out

I was already insane with the ones from Fight for the Future... Now you're telling me they have a whole wrap sheet of these moments

they should be in jail maybe

[stealthywing]

Oh, I see.

[philsgirlinprague]

WHAT

[gayphiances]

THERE HAS BEEN A DISTURBANCE IN THE AIR TONIGHT THEY ARE JUST ANSWERING ANYTHING

[elleeeine]

I was about to read the new chapter of a Jegulus fanfic I’ve been reading since June (I think), and out of NOWHERE I notice that there is a MAJOR CHARACTER DEATH TAG (that thing was NOT there when I started reading that fic) and the happy ending tag was nowhere to be found. (I’m pretty sure that tag was not there and the other was because i try to make sure whatever I’m reading does not have a MCD tag and has a happy ending, sometimes fics affect me in a way they should not)

What do you mean MCD????? It was supposed to be happy???????? That thing was not there at the start?????? Did you lie to me?????? I do not read MCD😭😭😭😭

The moment I saw that I took a step back, closed the ao3 tab and went to Pinterest😭😭😭

This is disappointing because I was really excited about that fic and now I’m going to wait until it’s finished so I can go to the last chapter and see if it is worth it for me to finish it or just let it die.

And when I say if it’s “worth it” it means that none of the characters I love die😭😭😭

THIS IS DEVASTATING 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

(No hate to anyone, I’m just being a dramatic asshole💕)

[iridescentpull]

Its been only like 20 mins and these two are flirting so hard oh my godd

I can only think about the 'theyre really hard selling it' comment

[pattydia]

kyle is never beating the fucks his costars allegations

[michellymy]

Martra’s kids live in hardcore mode

Actual parent: Kenyan (can’t take care of herself, much less of her son)

Wine dad: Sylris (gives alcoholic drinks to the child; his intentions aren’t clear)

Great at babysitting: Hélio (the child wouldn’t be alive without him)

Mediocre at babysitting: Yuno (eats raw meat and offers to the child)

The house is on fire, god is dead: Behati (took the child to an execution and tried to kill the goddess)

Is the child: Ethan (he’s unable to understand how they survive like this)

The only ones following Martra’s culture is Hélio and Yuno; the others are plainly traumatized and traumatizing. Still, as an Earthling, Ethan is horrified by all of this ❤️

(Hélio would sacrifice himself for Ethan; it’s a rule that all the children are extremely important and have to be cared of to protect their innocence. He still sees Ethan as a child.)

(Auvies eat raw meat; has an intense sweet taste, according to them. Yuno pretends the blood is juice.)

[hoodedenthusiast]

This is too much. It’s been one week

[rocketrouquine]

Down to the chocker.

[novaknows]

Jaiden moving items accidentally found a collection of knives I just know are cellbit’s. She doesn’t say shit about the 4 fucking knives she finds but instead yells about “WHO THE FUCK PUT THE BINGS IN THE FRIDGE???”