#they also remind me of alphyne

[gabrielapazlima]

i think that you guys already knew It but they are kinda of my otp😭

their dynamic is just fun to writte when i was working in my hcs,something about dumbass chaotic lesbian x funcional(kinda) soft lesbian make my brain go JEHEISHWOASJEOWJ please don't hate me🧍🏾‍♀️

"which one is who?"yes.

i will post more about them soon idk-

org-sorry u forget to post it here

[noob-with-a-shitty-computer]

i just realized grellthello is giving scarlet x herb overkill

[undertale-data]

[Image Description: an Undertale chat box that says “CANON UNIVERSE” at its center. Surrounding it is radar on its left, and CRIME measurers and a Friendship bar from the Dating Hub on its right. End I.D.]

[Image Description: A bar graph titled “CANON CHARACTER SHIP PREFERENCES”. From left (greatest) to right (least): Alphyne, with 1641 who CONSUME it and 435 who CREATE it; Soriel, with 802 consumers and 188 creators; Papyton, with 725 consumers and 150 creators; Sansby, with 644 consumers and 140 creators; RG01/RG02, 555 consumers and 48 creators; Nicepants, 515 consumers and 61 creators; Kingdings, 445 consumers and 74 creators; Grillster, 438 consumers and 97 creators; Dogamy/Dogaressa, 427 consumers and 38 creators; Frans, 342 consumers and 107 creators; Fontcest, 310 consumers and 136 creators; Charisk, 289 consumers and 77 creators; Sanster, 271 consumers and 85 creators; Chasriel, with 212 consumers and 41 creators; Sansgoriel, 204 consumers and 32 creators; Mettaton/Sans, 127 consumers and 22 creators; Other Ships, 735 consumers and 459 creators; No Ships, 340 consumers and 1581 creators; there were 141 consumers and 117 creators who preferred not to answer. End I.D.]

Alphyne (Alphys/Undyne), as the only major canon ship confirmed in the game, understandably had the highest number of votes in the consumption category, with 61.9% of fans enjoying content about them. They also ranked highest among the specifically stated ships in the creation category, at 16.4%. (As a reminder, ship content created could be in the form of fics, art, comics, videos, or other forms of media.) The “other ships” option, while having only half the votes that Alphyne did in the consumption category, narrowly beat out Alphyne in the creation category (at 17.3%). These two questions in the survey came before the reader insert and AU ships. The “other ships” option in the survey was specifically labeled as “rarepair or ship not listed here,” without clarifying that it still only referred to canon character ships, so it is possible that content creators voted for that option in reference to reader insert or AU ships. Of course, it could also mean that the total of all rarepair ships surpasses the one major ship in the game. It is impossible to tell for sure without gathering more data.

Regardless, Alphyne is still very popular, and deservedly so. Alphyne is unique as one of the first wlw romances in popular media. In the free-response questions about favorite characters and favorite things about the game, many fans brought up the impact that Alphyne had on them. One responder said, “I think Alphys/Undyne helped me accept myself as a lesbian.” The true pacifist ending of the game cannot be reached without Undyne and Alphys confessing their feelings, and the player themself helps them to do so. All of these factors likely contribute to the interest that fans have in their relationship.

Of the ships that are not present in canon, Soriel (Sans/Toriel) ranked the highest in both the consumption and creation categories, followed by Papyton (Papyrus/Mettaton) and Sansby (Sans/Grillby).

[More analysis of these ships under the cut. Also contains mentions of Fontcest.]

Soriel’s popularity is unsurprising given their interactions in canon. Sans’s friendship with Toriel cannot be missed on any route, as he talks about her in the ending phone calls, even choosing to stay with her in the Exiled Queen ending. He also mentions her at the MTT resort if you choose to have dinner with him, which is a scene that many fans of the game love. And, of course, there is the unforgettable pacifist ending, where they meet in person for the first time while Asgore cries in the background. While none of these interactions are inherently romantic, they certainly have a deep friendship that fans can choose to make into something more.

Interestingly, Papyton is the only one of these top four ships that has not had a direct interaction in-game, though Papyrus’s admiration for Mettaton can be inferred from tidbits scattered throughout his battle (MTT brand anime powder, etc.), his date (action figures of various sexy robots), and his phone calls (“HE’S MY FAVORITE SEXY RECTANGLE!”). This ship also may have the appeal of giving both Papyrus and Mettaton a love interest, particularly if fans also ship Alphyne and Soriel at the same time. Papyrus and Mettaton both have bold, flamboyant personalities that have potential to go well together in fanworks where they have the opportunity to interact.

Sansby ranked number four, being the only popular canon ship to include a minor character. Grillby is interesting in that he only says one line in the game (“...good job.”), yet he has a large fan following in his own right. Sans jokes with him, and even if Grillby does not respond verbally, there is room for fans to headcanon a relationship between them.

The fifth ranking ship depends on whether you choose to sort by the ships fans choose to consume, or the ships fans choose to create. Royal Guard 01/Royal Guard 02 is the fifth most popular ship for consuming content, but they only have 48 responders (1.8%) who enjoy creating content about them. They are memorable and enjoyable side characters, but fans have not latched onto them and given them backstories like Grillby. In sorting by ships fans create content for, Fontcest (Sans/Papyrus) was the fifth most popular (at 5.1%). This did not come as a surprise, since discarding reader and AU ships, Fontcest has the second most tagged fics on AO3 (after Alphyne). Since Papyrus and Sans are the two most popular Undertale characters by far, is it inevitable that some fans will ship them regardless of their status as siblings.

The popularity of Sans, Papyrus, and ships involving the two becomes even more apparent in the next section: reader insert ships.

Shipping Analysis Navigation:

1. Introduction, limitations, and methods 2. Canon Character Ships (you are here) 3. Reader Insert Ships 4. AU Character Ships (to be posted) 5. Overall Shipping Comparisons (to be posted)

[smells-like-mettaton]

Oh yeah I never posted this. Last chapter of Alphys's saga of bad dates! Featuring an Alphyne date that is actually good! It can be read out of context of the rest of the fic if you want. (Rated T for Alphys's thoughts)

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Under the dark cloak of night, the beach didn’t seem that different from Waterfall.

Stars sparkled like crystals overhead. Waves crashed rhythmically. The sound was similar to the flowing water of the Underground, yet completely new.

The smells were the most different. The stagnant stench of the garbage dump was replaced by fresh, salty air.

Yeah, this was definitely a better place for a date. She just hoped she wouldn’t ruin it by being… well, herself.

“I’m a d-delight,” she reminded herself, echoing Papyrus’s training. The claws of her feet still kneaded nervously in the sand. “Undyne c-cares about me. We’re going to have a great time, and nothing b-bad is going to happen.”

“Heck yeah!!” Undyne suddenly picked her up by the waist and spun her around.

Alphys shrieked. She swore she’d lost ten HP just from the scare.

“Undyne!” she said, trying to catch her breath. Her friend’s warm arms around her didn’t exactly help. “Wh-when did you get here?”

“Just now!” She grinned and set Alphys back on her feet. “Sorry I’m late. Papyrus had some last minute dating advice for me.”

Alphys scanned Undyne’s outfit, noting the MTT-Brand Fashion Basketballs (For Wearing, Not Playing)™ attached to her shoulders. The rubbery material looked ready to split from the size of Undyne’s biceps. It was a little distracting, but, not necessarily in a bad way? At least it reminded Alphys that she could look silly and it wouldn’t ruin their friendship, or their date.

“Heh, you like ‘em?” Apparently noticing Alphys staring, Undyne flexed—and the basketballs exploded.

Alphys ducked, narrowly dodging a flaming piece of debris.

“A-are they supposed to do that?” she asked.

“Y’know, I’m not actually sure,” Undyne admitted with a thoughtful frown. “It looked cool as hell though, right??”

Her voice sounded strangely nervous. Alphys was probably just projecting.

“It did!” Alphys agreed enthusiastically, and not just because she had a big gay crush on her.

Well. A little bit because of her big gay crush. But also the literally-flaming edges of Undyne’s tank top were really hot. Literally and metaphorically. Wait, was admiring Undyne’s hot shirt included in her big gay crush?

“Y-you’re still on fire,” she finally thought to point out.

Undyne looked down at her shoulders and cursed. Then she ran directly into the ocean.

“Undyne!” Alphys chased after her, shivering when the cold water splashed over her feet. She hiked up the hem of the pink dress Mettaton had helped her pick out.

She hadn’t planned to actually get wet during their romantic walk on the beach, but she should’ve known better. Not that she needed to swim out and rescue Undyne! Undyne was perfectly capable of putting out her fire herself… probably. How many times had she burned down her house, again? Alphys would need to install some heavy-duty sprinkler systems whenever they got their own (separate!) homes on the surface. Right now she and most of her friends were still living out of a small RV at the bottom of Mount Ebott.

That was another reason Alphys had been looking forward to this date. Just her, Undyne, and the quiet beach. Maybe it would even be like the beach special of Mew Mew Kissy Cutie where Mew Mew and Raine snuck out at night and—

“Whew!” Undyne burst from the waves, flinging droplets of saltwater at Alphys in the process. Alphys tried to dry her glasses on her sleeve, but the tulle material only smeared the water further. “That was a close one! Thanks, Alphy!”

“Y-you’re welcome.” She grinned nervously, putting her glasses back on her face.

Maybe it was better that she couldn’t see Undyne clearly through her smudged lenses. Undyne was wringing water out of her red ponytail, and her sleeveless shirt and jeans clung to her wet figure, and suddenly Alphys wasn’t cold at all.

“If it weren’t for you, my whole shirt might’ve burned off!” Undyne grinned and clapped Alphys on the shoulder.

Alphys made some kind of sound in between a laugh and a panicked shriek.

“That! Would’ve been h-horrible!” She clapped her palms to her cheeks as if she was horrified on Undyne’s behalf, and not just trying to hide her cherry-red blush.

“Eh, it wouldn’t have been the first time.” Undyne shrugged. “But, uh, I guess that would’ve been awkward for the whole date, thing…”

Undyne bit her lip, looking down at her soggy outfit. It looked like she’d left her boots further down the beach, at least. Though that might’ve been just a few pieces of driftwood. Alphys pushed her glasses up onto her head, deciding it would be easier to see without them entirely than to look through the wet lenses.

“I guess it’s already awkward, huh?” Undyne grimaced. “Mew Mew wouldn’t have jumped in the ocean just because she got nervous in front of her crush.”

Alphys blinked and rubbed her eyes. She didn’t know why; it wasn’t like seeing better would felp her understand Undyne’s words.

“You were nervous? About going out with me?”

“Huh?” Undyne straightened. “Uh—no! I’m not scared of anything! I like to eat rocks!!”

Alphys couldn’t help it. She doubled over, snorting into her hands.

“What? WHAT?” Undyne demanded. “There’s nothing funny about eating rocks! It’s super cool and sexy!!”

“I b-believe you,” Alphys said through her snorting laughs. It was only half sarcastic—she knew Undyne could make anything look cool and sexy.

“Good. Because I’m right.” Undyne nodded decisively. “Oh, you dropped these.”

She held out the fuzzy outline of Alphys’s glasses. Alphys hadn’t felt them fall off of her head. When she touched the lenses, they now had sand stuck to them in addition to being blurred with saltwater.

“They’re too smudged to see through, anyway.”

“Not if I have anything to say about it!!”

Undyne snatched the glasses back, scrubbing at them with the hem of her tank top. It couldn’t do much—her shirt was too soaked to dry anything off. But after a moment of frustrated cleaning, and against all odds, there was a flash of light. Undyne passed the glasses back, and Alphys could see through them perfectly.

“H-how did you…?”

“Magic.” Undyne grinned. “Sometimes the answer actually is to catch stuff on fire! Fuhuhu!”

But, Undyne couldn’t use fire magic—could she?

Alphys still had a lot to learn about her best-friend-and-crush. For now, she just smiled, and enjoyed being able to see Undyne’s gorgeous face again.

“Thanks.”

“You’re welcome!” Undyne held out her arm, her elbow bent at an awkward angle. “Now, shall we commence this romantic stroll or whatever?”

Alphys bit back another snort and took Undyne’s arm.

XXX

Somehow, the walk was romantic. The moon glistened off the waves and Undyne’s bare arms. She eagerly scooped up every pretty shell they passed, handing them to Alphys and saying that they reminded Undyne of her. Having her arms full of shells meant that she couldn’t hold Undyne’s arm anymore, but it was a small price to pay for the countless reminders that she was loved, loved, loved.

Undyne loved her. Undyne wanted to be around her, even when she was awkward, even when she’d made horrible mistakes. Even when her dress was splattered with water and her feet almost tripped over its puffy hem.

“S-sorry,” she apologized when Undyne caught her for the fourth time. “This dress, um, is a little too long for me…” It had been Mettaton’s, but it no longer fit him now that he spent most of his time in his EX form.

“I can fix that!”

Undyne grinned, summoned a spear, and sliced off the trailing end of the dress. The ragged hem now hit at the middle of Alphys’s calves. The cool evening breeze hit her legs at full force.

“I—er—thanks?” Oh gosh, she was so awkward. Undyne had just been trying to help! Sure, the cut might not be perfect, but Alphys needed to get it hemmed if she wanted to keep it anyway. There was something organic about the ragged edges, too—something that would always remind Alphys of this night.

Maybe she wouldn’t get it hemmed after all.

“It’s terrible, isn’t it,” Undyne said, a tense grin still frozen on her face.

“N-no! Of course it isn’t!”

Undyne sighed, plopping down in the sand and crossing her arms over her knees. Tentatively, Alphys joined her, setting the armful of seashells between them.

“I don’t know how to do all—” Undyne waved an arm at the sky, “—this.”

Alphys’s brow furrowed. “All what?”

“Mushy stuff. Romance. I dunno.” She shrugged. “Human hist—I mean, uh, anime makes it look so easy.”

“You think… I want you to be more like an anime character?”

A wave of shame crashed over her. Hadn’t that been exactly what she was thinking? Picturing their date like an episode of Mew Mew Kissy Cutie?

“I mean, why wouldn’t you? They’re cool and hot and I’m just… ugh. I’m being stupid.”

Undyne dropped her head on top of her knees. Alphys had never seen her like this—she’d never known Undyne could be like this. As much as Alphys’s heart hurt for her, she couldn’t help feeling a sense of relief.

“Undyne.” Alphys scooted closer, not caring about the sand that got stuck in her dress. “For one thing, I don’t want you to be anyone else. I always wanted to go out with you.”

Undyne looked up, her one eye blinking. “You literally told me that Mew Mew was the love of your life.”

“Th-that’s because I was stupid!” Ugh, she should’ve known that embarrassing mid-binge confession would come back to bite her. “And because—you were so far out of my league, it w-was easier to see myself with a cartoon character than with you.”

Undyne cackled so loud, a stray flock of seagulls scrambled to take flight, cawing indignantly.

“I know it sounds dumb, but—”

“No, it doesn’t.” Undyne got ahold of herself and smiled at Alphys. “It’s funny because I felt the same way about you.”

“You—what?”

“You were so cool.” Undyne looked back towards her knees. “You had a doctorate. You could build anything you put your mind to. Asgore loved you instantly.”

Alphys blushed, both from the praise and from the memory of her less-than-wholesome thoughts about the king.

“H-he practically adopted you! And besides, everything I did was—was a lie.” Her tail curled around her toes. “You know that. All my experiments did was make things worse for everyone.”

“I don’t think Shyren and the dogs think so.” Gently, Undyne wrapped an arm around her shoulders. “Maybe it didn’t turn out how you meant it, but you saved their families’ lives. You can’t feel bad about that.”

She could. Alphys was very good at feeling bad about plenty of things. But… she didn’t have to.

Undyne was friends with Shyren, and the dogs were all members of her Royal Guard. If she said that they were happy, Alphys trusted her.

“Th-thanks, Undyne.” She smiled up at her. “It’s still hard to picture, though. You thinking I was out of your league, I mean.”

“Then you need to keep taking Papyrus’s confidence classes.” Undyne grinned and poked her arm.

Alphys giggled, and channeling what confidence she did have, she rested her head on Undyne’s shoulder.

“You remember what I said, when we were talking with Frisk before leaving the Underground?”

“Uh. About watching anime online? Or about Asgore getting back with his ex?”

“N-neither!!” Alphys blushed. So far there were no signs of “Torigore” ever blossoming again, to her disappointment. That was what she got for shipping her friends, though.

“I mean, when I said that real life is the greatest fanfiction at all,” Alphys clarified. “No matter how much I dreamt about dating Mew Mew, it’s nothing compared to this.”

“Really?” Undyne asked. Her voice sounded adorably hopeful.

“Really.” Alphys snuggled closer against Undyne’s side. The pile of seashells dug into her legs through her dress, but she couldn’t bring herself to mind.

Just sitting with Undyne like this… she might have felt nervous at first, but the anxiety seemed to wash away with the tide. Undyne wasn’t larger than life—at least not in the way that Alphys had first pictured her. She was just a really cool girl, who happened to think that Alphys was really cool, too.

“Man.” Undyne chuckled. “I guess it wasn’t stupid to write that love letter after all.”

Alphys jolted up. “Wait—that was you?”

“Uh, yeah?” She stared. “What, did you think it was… no way.”

Undyne’s snort quickly turned to cackles again.

“Wh-what was I supposed to think? You didn’t sign it! And you had Frisk give it to me!!”

Unless Frisk had stolen it or something, which Alphys couldn’t entirely rule out. They were nosy like that.

“I meant to sign it!! Besides, it was in my handwriting!!!”

“I thought you transcribed it because Frisk didn’t know how to write!!”

At that admission, Alphys couldn’t help laughing too. It did sound really stupid when she said it out loud.

Soon she and Undyne were both cackling, flopped backwards in the sand.

“We’re both pretty stupid, huh?” Undyne grinned.

“You said it, not me.” Alphys smiled back. “But, um. I like being stupid with you. This is… this is the best date I’ve ever been on.”

“It’s the only date I’ve ever been on! Unless you count that one time with Temmie… which I don’t!!”

Alphys’s mouth opened, then closed. She’d ask about that eventually, but for now, she just wanted to enjoy their time together.

“Then… to being stupid together.” Alphys twined her fingers with Undyne’s. Her scales were cool against her palm.

“To being stupid.” Undyne squeezed back.

Alphys’s soul fluttered, giving her the confidence she needed to bring one of her fanfics to life.

She scooted closer, slowly enough so Undyne could pull back if she wanted, and pressed her lips to hers.

It wasn’t like fireworks, or rainbows, or anything that anime had taught her. But it also wasn’t like kissing someone made of fire, or kissing a toothy burlap dummy. Sure, Undyne had plenty of fangs—which nipped pleasantly at Alphys’s lips in a way she was pretty sure was accidental—but she was also surprisingly gentle. Soft. Maybe even… shy?

“Um.” Undyne pulled back. “Was that… good? I didn’t hurt you, did I?”

“Babe.” Alphys grinned. “If that’s what you’re worried about, you’re going to have to try a little harder than that.”

Hesitantly, Undyne smiled back.

“O-okay! This time, there’s no holding back!”

Undyne’s lips met hers again, and she was true to her word.

[fontcest-is-gross]

(I went to find proof for my rant below but it seems the account has been deactivated so you’ll just have to take my word on this. This is also gonna be very long, sorry!)

This blog reminded me of something that happened to me a few months ago: I got an angry comment on an Alphyne fic on dA where someone said ships between Frisk, Chara & Asriel are the only good ones because ”everyone else are mentally insane”, Krals_i because ”Kris is a psycho”, and Fontc_st because ”Sans & Papyrus deserve hell” followed by why they don’t ship Alphyne and why I shouldn’t ship it either.

I went to their account to Block because nobody fucking asked.The account was a ”UT/DR Critical Fan” and only had images and custom textbox interactions shitting on the games and characters, claiming both games’ messages are ”flawed and dangerous and Toby sucks for it”, misinterpreting the characters in the worst ways possible to justify a Geno Route (for example: Toriel is an ”abusive narcissist”, Susie is a ”homicidal bully”, or Chara would be disappointed with the Monsters’ ”fall from grace”), and arguing with ”bootlickers who refuse to see the flaws” and getting butthurt when someone argues back. They also touted Frisk as the ”innocent voice of reason uwu”. And unsurprisingly, they had an echochamber of other people who also made similar ridiculous claims.

I know this was just barely related to gross UT ships but it was so bizarre. This person claimed to be a fan of UT btw. (Note: I am NOT against people critisizing the game, it’s just that this person and their echochamber had some of the weirdest takes on UT/DR I’ve ever seen and were constantly arguing in bad faith)

some people’s interpretations of the game are just Out There. if it helps, i know you don’t actually have to go to a persons account to block them on deviantart, you can just copypaste their username into your blocklist. 

[melien]

19, 35?

19. Who of your sims has the best style?

I’ll never get tired of naming Claret in these, her perfect combination of peach and purple won me over instantly, and she rocks every outfit. 

But also… Emma Lovelace. She’s not a legacy sim (well, technically she may be, since I played a legacy save with her and Emit, but got bored and never posted it. That’s where their daughter Emmelie was born). I just love her pink tips (I had similar hairstyle and enjoyed it so much), and the combination of pink, blue and green in her outfits, as well as her light blonde hair.

Among the guys, Jesse would probably be very upset if I didn’t name him.

35. Have you had any sims that remind you of someone?

Ooooh boy, yes. Funnily enough, all of those sims occurred in the Maple LEPacy. As I got into The Good Place and Brooklyn 99, I realised that Zain and Christine have a lot in common with Chidi and Eleanor, while Jesse and Leighton gave me the Jake and Amy vibe. And it wasn’t even intentional, I planned them way before I started watching these shows.

But you know what was intentional? Literally half of the side characters from this save being inspired by Undertale characters. It was late 2017 and I just got hit with the second wave of my love for this game, so I thought of basing the next Satellite heiress off Alphys, and her spouse off Undyne - this is how Astoria and Justice were born (you know, Astoria starts with an A, and Justice… spear of justice? Additionally, Astoria’s nickname Tori is also a nickname for Toriel… and if Toriel had a daughter with Asgore, I could see them naming her Astoria, knowing their naming habits. That’s probably dumb, but I stand by this headcanon). I wanted to pay more attention to them, even imagined possible storylines, but later abandoned the legacy and couldn’t find any use for them. I wouldn’t say I succeeded with their development in the Maples, but it’s fine, considering how many characters were there. (funny how Alphyne are my absolute number one fandom OTP and one of the reasons why I’m so into soulmates and parallel universes, but I can’t say I felt the same magic with Justoria, though they’re still cute. I think it was because they didn’t have much of a backstory and depth, unlike their inspirations).

But that’s not all - I think Atticus was supposed to be inspired by Papyrus in a way. And, the origin story of Jesse and Leighton was also Undertale-related! Jesse is obviously Mettaton, actually out of all the characters he’s the closest to his counterpart in personality. Back at the time I was really into the Mettaton/Muffet ship because of a few comics that I saw (which were love/hate themed and a lot of fun), and I thought I could have characters inspired by their dynamics too. I didn’t have any candidates from the legacies, so I created new sims, but for a long time I had no purpose for them. Long story short, when the Maple kids were born, I just ended up dumping them all into one universe and tried to think of possible connections between them, and here we are, with a huge second generation of the Maples!

Ohhhhhh! And I recently realised that Claret and Carn remind me so much of Katniss and Peeta. Like, I have Hunger Games AUs with literally all major characters and ships (it will always be my jam), but these two would fit into the universe so naturally because of their similarities to the mains.

Thanks, that was interesting to talk about!

[puppyenergy]

@rickenrolled​ you’re an absolute mad man i love you. here’s all my answers. long ass post beneath the cut

1. Who’s your favourite character from UT?

i love them all but if i had to pick one then chara

2. Who’s your least favourite character from UT?

asgore

3. Your opinion about UT fandon:

very sweet, lots of smart and lovely and creative and gay people. could do without all the transphobes and incest/pedo shippers tho but like, theyre kinda everywhere aren’t they. like flies! smack

4. What’s your favourite quote?

“you never gained LOVE, but you gained love. does that make sense? maybe not.“

5. What’s your favourite soundtrack?

death by glamour

6. Pacifist, neutral or genocide?

pacifist

7. Why did you decide to play UT?

when it came out, my first exposure to it was thru supporting a friend who had recently started a youtube channel and they did a playthru of undertale! i ended up being unable to wait for them to finish it and just went and bought the game myself so i could play it. i was just so invested, i couldn’t wait for them to upload asklghskl

8. Favourite battle?

undyne’s

9. Favourite scene?

GOD I CAN’T CHOOSE JUST ONE SCENE. fuck. you can’t do this to me.

10. Your first letter to Mettaton was:

“legs” probably sldkghsd i don’t remember

11. Your reaction when you saw Omega Flowey for the first time:

VERY SCARED. I LEGIT THOUGHT MY GAME WAS POSSESSED.

12. Your headcanon about Frisk’s gender:

they’re nonbinary but i specifically headcanon them as agender! i also rlly dig genderfluid frisk as well bc same.

13. Which UT character reminds you of yourself?

mostly frisk but also chara and also mettaton

oh and all the dogs

14. Which UT character reminds you of your best friend?

TEMMIE. we are dog and cat solidarity.

15. Would you smooch a ghost?

i already have!

16. Which UT character would be your best friend? Why?

all of them. i will befriend them all.

17. Do you remember your first killed character? Who was that?

toriel ;_; i reset & redid the entire game for her, i felt so bad

18. Did you do sth in game you regret?

killing toriel lmao

19. Which ending was your first?

pacifist!

20. Your favourite land in UT and why: (Snowdin, Waterfall or Hotland)

snowdin is my favorite... it’s just so home-y. i rlly love snow, it brings a lot of happy memories. the christmas aesthetic does as well. and it’s also where you meet sans & papyrus & all the dogs. it’s just such a happy place.

21. Your favourite place in UT and why: (Undyne’s house for example)

i just rlly love snowdin ok. every area in snowdin. i still remember my little gasp!! when i found out that the snow on frisk’s head is always a different shape every time you go thru that slide-y puzzle.

22. Your headcanon about River person’s gender:

“it doesn’t really matter.”

23. Your headcanon about one of the UT characters:

papyrus is nonbinary!

24. Butterscouch or cinnamon pie?

cinnamon!

25. Your opinion/headcanon about six human souls:

i always connect the deltarune characters to the six human souls for some reason. kris is the cyan soul, susie is the purple soul, ralsei is the green soul, lancer is the blue soul, noelle is the yellow soul, and then im not sure who would be the orange soul... ofc only one of them is actually human but that’s always an association i made asdlghsd

26. With who would you go on a date?

none of them tbh sdkglhskdlgha i would go on hangouts with them tho!

27. Marry, fuck, kiss and kill:

marry: napstablook fuck: mettaton kiss: all of them getting kisses from me!!! mwah kill: none :(

28. Do you wanna have a bad time?

no!! i wanna have a fun time. a sillay ol’ time.

29. Your favourite UT au:

there’s this one unfinished comic someone made a while ago i don’t even remember what it was called but it was about two charas or smth??? idek if that counts as an au but tbh that comic is the origin of my love for feral chara

30. Your least favourite UT au:

all of the ones where anyone is misgendered or there’s incest/pedo/abuse in it it just automatically makes it a bad au.

31. Would you want to fall into underground?

i mean, yeah. where’s the hole. i’m on my way.

32. Describe or draw your undersona:

the puppy is specific to dfta

my other undersona is dragon kid. he’s a human & monster fusion with a rough past. he’s also adopted. the cat is his sibling.

33. One reason why you love UT:

toby said Hello LGBT Community

34. One reasom why you hate UT:

frisk’s design is,, u kno

35. If you could choose one type of food from UT, what would it be?

dog salads for days!

36. Your favourite amalgamate:

snowdrake’s mother & endogeny

37. Your headcanon about Gaster: who do you think Gaster is to Sans and Papyrus? (Father, brother, uncle etc)

i like to headcanon him as their dad

38. Your opinion about bad puns:

they’re good, ok.

39. Do you draw fanarts from UT? If yes, then what do you like the most to draw?

yes i do asklghsdkgl i could probably draw chara/frisk/asriel forever and be ok with it

40. Which of human souls fits you the most?

red, baby

41. What would be the first thing you would to show to Sans, Papyrus or the rest of characters in human world? Why?

the stars!!! they’ve been wishing on rocks for too long. time to see the real thing.

42. Which song reminds you of UT or one of the UT characters? Why?

skglhslkhg i make playlists just for this tbh. i have a playlist for mettaton, chara, frisk, asriel, undertale in general, and then one for both chara & frisk. too many songs to talk about rn so here’s the most recent one i added to chara’s playlist:

https://soundcloud.com/serious-url/last-night-on-earth-2

my favorite lyric is “we are horrible but not bad”

43. Your opinion on underloid:

i. i’m not sure what that is askdlghsdk

OH I JUST LOOKED IT UP ITS UNDERTALE VOCALOID??? i’ve never listened to it before but tbh that’s real cool

44. Do you forgive Asgore for what he’s done?

no lol

45. Did you pay for Tem’s college?

I DIDNT, IM SORRY TEM... i just dont have the patience to sell all that residue

46. Have you seen any youtube letsplay of UT?

i swear i’ve seen them all now. i watch them when i need some free serotonin. u_u

47. Do you listen to any fanmade songs? If so, then which are your favourite?

i don’t rlly listen to any but i have a few saved! i rlly love the fucking checker dance & death by glamour mashup

48. What are your favourite theories?

narra!chara if you can even CALL that a theory man it’s literally canon

i also rlly like the theory that ut sans is actually from deltarune, and also maybe a darkner.

49. Who is your favourite enemy? (Not including boss monsters)

LESSER DOG

50. Do you have any headcanons about Chara’s past? (Why they hate humanity, why did they fell to the underground etc)

i think they had some pretty shitty ppl in their life until they met the dreemurrs, probably.

51. Who is your favourite dog?

DONT DO THIS TO ME,

52. What was your reaction to true lab?

fear and a lot of emotion

53. Your fabourite voice acting:

myself sakldhgklsh

54. At the end of pacifist run did you stay with your friends or did you come back to your family?

i always send frisk to stay with toriel bc as their player guardian i would not feel comfortable with myself if i just left a child stranded on their own. it was the same in oneshot. if i’m ur temporary game dad then i’m leaving u in a safe place before the game ends ok.

55. Who is older - Sans or Papyrus?

sans

56. Your OTP(s):

OK LISTEN. GOATBUN,,

also ALPHYNE

57. Your NOTP(s):

any of the incest/pedo ones. especially with fr4ns & ch4sriel i’m gonna get real stabby.

58. Your BROTP(s):

chara/frisk haa

59. Your favourite puzzle:

i like the shooty spaceship ones!

60. Which battle was the hardest for you?

fingers in his ass.... fingers in his ass.... asgore he likes b

61. Did you still hate Flowey after you discovered his true indentity?

i never hated flowey, ok. and also no.

62. The saddest moment:

“the next day.”

“the next day.”

“...”

“the human died.”

63. Which ending is your favourite?

true pacifist, pls

64. How old do you think Frisk is?

9, maybe? i always change my mind on this asdlghsdk. they’re just a baby. age is baby.

65. Any post pacifist run headcanons?

both chara & asriel get revived. always.

66. Your favourite NPC:

the trans woman lionness npc who mettaton gives his dress to

67. Humans or monsters?

both!

68. The funniest situation:

my brain is failing me but i fucking love the idea that frisk is just walking away from undyne during her battle sequence and she’s just CLANK CLANK CLANK in her armor stomping after but ugh has to stop and wait while frisk gets a phonecall and UGH has to check on sans who fell asleep at his post.

AND UNDYNE’S HANGOUT

UGH JUST UNDYNE IN GENERAL I LOVE HER

69. Skeletonfucker, robotfucker, goatfucker or kinkshaming?

listen i KNOW i said i’d fuck mettaton but i’m NOT a robotfucker.

70. When playing for the first time how many candies did you take?

one! i wanted to be a good boy.

but then i just went ham,

71. Did you kill or spare Flowey at the end of the game?

spare and i got emotional with how he reacted

72. If you had to be one of the main characters, which would you choose?

73. If you had to kill one of the main characters which would you choose?

i wouldn’t kill any of them!! i love them all. i refuse.

74. Which character(s) would you like to cosplay?

HMM. i could probably pull off frisk the best.

75. Your favourite Burgerpants’ quote?

[sleep-writing-blog]

New Year’s Eve

FRANSWEEK 2019 - Day 5: Special Event

A/N: I’m trying not to cry because I am rushing everything;;;

Words: 1300.

Warnings: Other ships (Tori/Asgore, Alphyne, Papyton) but this is Frans-centric, I swear.

— ✦ ✧✦✧ ✦ —

People and monsters alike scurried about and tried to ready the event floor before the guests arrived. One of them was Frisk, the human ambassador of the monsters, who was one of the guests-of-honour, in an attempt to better the relationship between humans and monsters.

It had been 3 months since monsterkind settled down alongside humans, and the journey had been rocky. The council accepted Frisk as the only one qualified to represent the monsters. A month of countless negotiations, projects and papers were duties that Frisk needed to tend to. As the sole ambassador, they’ve also been overseeing the integration of monsters into society, which meant random interviews from both parties. Frisk was – and still is – a very determined person. Combining that with the humongous workload meant they were constantly working themselves to the bone.

Not that Frisk could feel it, but the worried stares and advices from their friends to take a break reminded them. It was bad enough that Frisk had slept in a bus on the way home from work, and ended up in a completely different area than what they were accustomed to. By the start of the second month, it was arranged that everyone would help Frisk in every possible way. Papyrus would bring them food and drive them to work, Toriel and Asgore would help with diplomatic relations and other monster-related topics, while Alphys and Undyne kept them safe from less-than-cooperative individuals. When all has been said and done, Frisk would find Sans waiting for them outside of the building and they would take a shortcut home.

— ✦ ✧✦✧ ✦ —

Today was no different, with the exception that it was New Year’s Eve, and Frisk had to work overtime, while their friends made sure the event ran smoothly in their stead. The event was overnight and it made Frisk want to go home with their friends and spend a relaxing evening together. However, Frisks’ burning curiosity held them in place. They had no clue how everyone looked like in fancy clothing, and they had no clue how everyone acted then they were absolutely smashed. Either way, it would prove the event to be interesting and Frisk hadn’t had fun for a long while. With renewed energy, they continued to fix themselves up for a certain monster.

Frisk stood outside of the hall, waiting for the cue to be called into the area, then they stepped in. All eyes were on them, but their eyes were searching for someone else to no avail. Slightly disappointed, yet not surprised that Sans was absent, Frisk internally reprimanded themselves that they should’ve known better. Sans wasn’t one for parties, let alone being in a formal setting. It didn’t match with his easy-going personality. They politely made small talk and greeted guests who approached them as they made their way to their friends.

“Oh, my child! You look stunning! Is that not that right, Asgore?” Toriel nudged Asgore who nodded.

“Punk! Not bad! I thought you’d be coming here in your boring work clothes.” Undyne clapped their back as a form of a congratulation for being cool.

“U-Undyne, they’re one of the special guests. They have to dress up, like in one of those anime ball scenes.”

“Thank you, everyone. Where’s the rest?” Frisk really wanted to know where Sans was.

“Papyrus is trying to get the ‘fruit punch’. We thought we had to punch the fruits but it turned out that it was the name for the juice!”

“M-Mettaton is one of the performers so he might be backstage.”

“I am not sure where Sans is. He was not with Papyrus when he walked in. Maybe he thought the event didn’t suit him.”

Well, there goes their plan for Sans. Frisk knew Toriel was trying to cheer them up because she knew of their feelings for the comedic skeleton. “I thought so. It doesn’t tie well with his personality. Thanks for letting me know.”

“NYEH! CAN’T I GO ONE DAY WITHOUT YOUR INSUFFERABLE PUNS?” Papyrus chimed in as he brought them refreshments.

“’fraid not. Thanks for the drinks.” Frisk took one gulp to realise it was champagne. They really needed that or they won’t survive the night.

“Ugh, punk. I’m not gonna lie that this is boring. Is there something else other than waiting for the clock to turn to midnight?”

“There’s a tradition of kissing the first person you see or your datemate at midnight.”

“K-kissing?” Alphys blushed and peeked at Undyne, who winked at her in return. Frisk smiled. Toriel and Asgore went rigid. Frisk quickly continued.

“I don’t know the reason why but I think it’s a way of saying that you want to start the year with them. But some people choose to not do it, even if they’re single or not.” At this, they visibly relaxed.

“OH WOWIE! SHARING A KISS ON THE FIRST DAY OF THE YEAR!”

“That was… interesting to learn. Thank you for telling us, my child.” Toriel watched their reaction as Frisks’ smile dropped a little.

“No problem.” Frisk started to feel uncomfortable. “I think I’ll get something to eat.”

Frisk left, unsure how to handle the sudden gaping loneliness in their chest. They quickly headed for the balcony, their role abandoned. They took a deep breath to look up at the sky. There weren’t many stars compared to the first time Frisk showed Sans. Besides, their beloved star wasn’t there with them. They took out their phone, and their fingers flew across the screen and hovered over Sans’ number. Looking up, it indicated that it was 11:45PM, and it steeled their decision to call him.

“did you miss me?”

Frisk spun around and they realised they were so screwed. Who knew Sans looked good in suits? Frisk felt themselves burn. They were unsure if it was the champagne they had earlier or Sans in a suit had an effect on them. They tried to find their voice.

“I missed you.” Sans grinned even wider. Under the dim lighting, the blue tint dusting his cheeks went unnoticed. “I was starting to think you weren’t coming at all.”

“well, here i am. uh, I hope you didn’t wait long.”

“I was alone for the most of the event so I don’t know... How about we make up for lost time?” Frisk teased, a sly smile on their face.

“we have all night, what do you want?” Frisk thought for a while before they grabbed his arm.

“what are you doing?”

“Shut up and dance with me!” Frisk grinned, swaying to the music.

“if the lady says so, your wish is my command.”

Peals of laughter falls from Frisks’ lips as they danced in the garden, both of them soon realised that they couldn’t dance and instead made up their own dance along the way. They were so immersed in their own world that they didn’t realise they went far into the garden. Frisk didn’t care. They had Sans with them. A loud shout from the hall, pulled them both out of their trance. Breathless, Frisk shushed Sans and listened intently.

Five.

Frisks’ face lightened up. “Oh! They’re counting down!”

Four.

Sans became confused. “what’s important about that?”

Three.

“You’ll see. Just look at me first.”

Two.

Sans obliged.

One.

Frisk smashed their lips against Sans.

A loud bang overhead made Frisk pull away. The fireworks bathed both of them in light, painting them in different colours, and to Frisk, it couldn’t be any more perfect in that moment when they were both in each other’s arms. Frisk might as well have confessed right then and there, but they think they’ve conveyed it well enough because Sans was staring at them the same way they did on the night they saw the stars together on top of Mount Ebott.

“Happy New Year, Sans.”

[spirit-shroud]

001: Underteltarune 002: Niko x Pancakes 003: Tinsel

nines i love u but ur really out here doing this to me huh? link to that one ask meme

On the Underrune Amalgamate: 

Favorite character: Asgore, Kris

Least Favorite character: Toriel (shes scary and reminds me too much of my real mom who is Not Nice ;~:) 

5 Favorite ships (canon or non-canon): god i dont even like. know 5 ships. i dont really even partake in shipping anymore i just see cute fanart of two characters holding hands and im just like ‘hell yea’ 

Character I find most attractive: can i say asgore again without getting kinkshamed on main? because. ykno

Character I would marry: i think we already know the answer to this one (its asgore)

Character I would be best friends with: Papyrus, Napstablook, Noelle 

A random thought: i would die for toby fox

An unpopular opinion: i think the vast majority of sans-centric AUs are really weird? like. yeah sans is really cool. i think sans is really cool. i used to write primarily sans x reader fanfiction. i was a real skeleton fucker back in the day. but like. why dont we have wacky interdimensional AUs of like. anyone else. but at the same time the fanon version of Sans, as a standalone, collective OC we made, is really cool i think considering the real canon version is so.....underwhelming.also ralsei is 100% going to turn out evil or manipulative or otherwise a bad guy. i feel in my bones that that fluffy boy isn’t the friend we think he is. i will gladly engage in rampant discourse over this and i would love to read some other opinions on it. please @ me. 

My canon OTP: it warms my heart to know alphyne is canon in at least one place even if it isnt in dr

Non-canon OTP: ralsei x kris is the Good Shit 

Most badass character: susie Big Good and i’d let her forcibly remove my face

Pairing I am not a fan of: people are really out here shipping mettaton and gaster for some reason? i mean like the art of it is always amazing and what little i’ve read has been p nice. but like. what’s up with that. whack

Character I feel the writers screwed up (in one way or another): honestly a lot of the characters, more specifically in UT rather than DR, feel incredibly flat. like once you start taking away your own projections onto the characters you realize that they really only have half a side to them at most and the rest is so vague and up for interpretation that there’s really no character there. except for like, papyrus, asgore, and flowey who are somewhat more dimensional. DR’s characters are about as whole as they’re going to be for the next 2-7 years and they feel much more like characters than, like, 9 projections in a trench coat 

Favourite friendship: all of them,,,, 

On Whatever The Fuck That Is: 

when or if I started shipping it: nines can you please do me a favour and inconvenience yourself in some way today? please like. forget your coffee in the microwave. fail to reheat something properly. lose under 100 words of a paper or a small layer of an art project. just. something. it is your atonement for making me read the words ‘niko x pancakes’ with my own two eyes in my own home 

On Tinsel (does it count if it’s my own oc? i dont think so. however, i’m such a ho for talking about my own characters i’ll do it anyway): 

How I feel about this character: son boy... a real idiot dumb teenager who i will protect with my life. and if anything happens to him that is out of my hands i’ll cry over it probably 

All the people I ship romantically with this character: i ship them w kris but only because oc x canon is good. you can expect a multichapter fanfiction starring this eventually because i have no self control. 

My non-romantic OTP for this character: tinsel + maple (jenny’s oc!!) is very good. they’re the Dumb Idiot Gang and they’re currently trying to invade the Mothia via wearing lots of feather boas and fake wings to disguise themselves as moths. 

My unpopular opinion about this character: can you have unpopular opinions about your own oc???

One thing I wish would happen / had happened with this character in canon: it’s still the beginning of the DR RP we’re doing so i don’t have much of a thought on this one yet. however i do hope someone makes an OC i can aggressively pair him off with for, ykno, reasons 

My OTP: the ultimate platonic fun gang consists of tinsel, maple, dorothy and luke so that’s what we’re going with

My OT3: nah 

[warriorandsavant]

Owo alphyne?I've been deprived of ut content lately skshshzj

Omg, thank you for reminding me how much I love this ship and ut in general, I’ve been deprived of that sweet, sweet content too since I unfollowed some tags and ppl ;^;

Who said “I love you” first: Alphys. She didn’t realize she said it out loud at first, and panicked when she realized that she did. But Undyne was over the moon.Who would have the other’s picture as their phone background: Alphys! Her background distracts her from work all the time :vWho leaves notes written in fog on the bathroom mirror: They both do, though while Undyne’s notes are just positive stuff (cause she knows it helps Alphys get through the day sometimes) Alphys’s ones are reminders cause Undyne can be forgetful.Who buys the other cheesy gifts: Undyne. She has no idea how to relationship, and her only advisor is Papyrus, so. yeah. her gifts are very, very cheesy. Alphys, of course, is delighted.Who initiated the first kiss: I mean we did get an almost-kiss on pacifist route, so. But later? Alphys.Who kisses the other awake in the morning: Undyne, she wakes up ridiculously early and wakes Alphys with kisses right before leaving for duty.Who starts tickle fights: Undyne again. Alphys both hates and loves it.Who asks who if they can join the other in the shower: They tried showering together at first (Alphys was the one asking to join, cause I hc that Undyne, as a fish, takes ridiculously long showers or baths, and Alphys has to Hurry) but it didn’t work, because Undyne’s that fit and active type that enjoys cold showers, while Alphys is always freezing and for her a shower that isn’t boiling hot is not a good shower.Who surprises the other in the middle of the day at work with lunch: Undyne! She cooks something or orders some take out, and then sprints with it to Alphys before the food can get cold. Alphys’s diet became so much better because of her.Who was nervous and shy on the first date: At first I typed in ‘Alphys’ but honestly? They both were. Undyne just hid it better, or Alphys was too nervous to notice Undyne’s nervousness. It lasted only a few minutes tho. After all, they’re also good friends, and they quickly found a topic to talk about.Who kills/takes out the spiders: In case of Undertale spiders are just another type of monster, I guess, so probably Undyne and Alphys take them out gently or return them to Muffet.Who loudly proclaims their love when they’re drunk: They both do! Drunk Undyne praises Alphys to no end and probably gets very emotional over their relationship, while drunk Alphys suddenly becomes very bold and just screams ‘I LOVE MY GIRLFRIEND’ for everyone to hear.

[underquail]

..... Would you be pissed if I asked you to answer every single one?

Nope! Here we go! This is gonna be a long post, so asks are under the read more

1. Who’s your favourite character from UT?

Mettaton! I’ve cosplayed him like...3 times (and won like $50 from a costume contest eyyy). Undyne is a close second.

2. Who’s your least favourite character from UT?

Uhhhhh.....doIhaveone if I had to pick I guess Jerry??

3. Your opinion about UT fandon:

All fandoms have their......issues. I don’t heavily interact with fandoms but the other cosplayers I’ve met at cons were pretty cool

4. What’s your favourite quote?

“Despite everything, it’s still you.” I’ve cross stitched it and it was on my college graduation cap.

5. What’s your favourite soundtrack?

I really love how Hopes and Dreams ties a few of the other themes into it

6. Pacifist, neutral or genocide?

Oh geez...playing the pacifist route makes me feel warm inside, but...I admit I’ve done about fifteen genocide runs ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

7. Why did you decide to play UT?

Long story short, I was having an anxiety problem and I needed a distraction. I started playing and fell in love. Since then it’s been my go to for panic attack prevention.

8. Favourite battle?

The Mettaton battle is lots of fun. I do enjoy fighting Sans, though...I’m actually better at fighting him than Undyne the Undying

9. Favourite scene?

Cooking with Undyne

10. Your first letter to Mettaton was:

Don’t remember; think I mentioned legs

11. Your reaction when you saw Omega Flowey for the first time:

fuck

12. Your headcanon about Frisk’s gender:

dfab, agender

13. Which UT character reminds you of yourself?

Alphys, no question

14. Which UT character reminds you of your best friend?

My two best friends remind of Sans and Papyrus a lil :)

15. Would you smooch a ghost?

Heck yeah

16. Which UT character would be your best friend? Why?

idk, maybe Alphs

17. Do you remember your first killed character? Who was that?

Probably a froggit

18. Did you do sth in game you regret?

naahhh. It’s just a game.

19. Which ending was your first? 

TECHNICALLY it was the hard mode end at the end of the ruins--I knew Frisk’s name from tumblr and named the fallen child that first. I then proceeded to grind since it was hard to survive. Then I reset and got the no-kill neautral ending before the pacifist end.

20. Your favourite land in UT and why: (Snowdin, Waterfall or Hotland)

Waterfall is so pretty

21. Your favourite place in UT and why: (Undyne’s house for example)

Home makes me feel fuzzy

22. Your headcanon about River person’s gender:

Irrelevant. It’s the dog on a stool under there. next.

23. Your headcanon about one of the UT characters:

Post-pacifist Alphys, with Metta’s endorsement, goes on to work more on robotics, specializing in prosthetic limbs

24. Butterscouch or cinnamon pie?

why not both?

25. Your opinion/headcanon about six human souls:

Patience lived with Toriel for at least a few months. The last of them fell a long time before Frisk did--long enough that most monsters Frisk encounters hadn’t been born/were very young when 6 fell, since many monsters don’t recognize Frisk as human.

26. With who would you go on a date?

Platonic date with Papyrus

27. Marry, fuck, kiss and kill:

Marry Undyne, fuck Mettaton, kiss Alphys......do I have to kill someone??

28. Do you wanna have a bad time?

bring it fucker

29. Your favourite UT au:

Underswap, but like...where they still retain their personalities in their new positions if you get me. e.g. Scientist Undyne isn’t a nervous wreck (meaning she’s not just Alphys) and takes an...explosive position to being a scientist

30. Your least favourite UT au:

Ehhh.....maybe Underlust? It’s kinda just over-sexualized for the sake of sexualization ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

31. Would you want to fall into underground?

Nah.

32. Describe or draw your undersona:

Don’t have one

33. One reason why you love UT:

As I’ve said before it helps with my anxiety

34. One reasom why you hate UT:

I hate the cringy perception people have of it when they haven’t even tried it

35. If you could choose one type of food from UT, what would it be?

Spaghet’s my favorite food

36. Your favourite amalgamate:

dog

37. Your headcanon about Gaster: who do you think Gaster is to Sans and Papyrus? (Father, brother, uncle etc)

I think IF he’s related he’s probably a father figure

38. Your opinion about bad puns:

I was the bane of my high school band for puns. love em

39. Do you draw fanarts from UT? If yes, then what do you like the most to draw?

If you’re reading this you probably already know I do (but I work 6 days a week so I haven’t drawn in a long time....). I like drawing Undyne a lot

40. Which of human souls fits you the most?

kindness

41. What would be the first thing you would to show to Sans, Papyrus or the rest of characters in human world? Why?

maybe a wide open park

42. Which song reminds you of UT or one of the UT characters? Why?

I thought Big Freeze by Muse fit UT enough to do a whole video for it

43. Your opinion on underloid:

Pretty cool! I have a whole playlist of it on soundcloud

44. Do you forgive Asgore for what he’s done?

yeah

45. Did you pay for Tem’s college?

heck ye

46. Have you seen any youtube letsplay of UT?

I saw Steam Train play it

47. Do you listen to any fanmade songs? If so, then which are your favourite?

not really, beyond Underloid

48. What are your favourite theories?

None come to mine rn

49. Who is your favourite enemy? (Not including boss monsters)

Shyren

50. Do you have any headcanons about Chara’s past? (Why they hate humanity, why did they fell to the underground etc)

Hmmm...well, I have a few, and none of them are pleasant. Abusive parents, misgendering, and so on pushed them to run away in hopes of never returning

51. Who is your favourite dog?

Lesser Dog. him long

52. What was your reaction to true lab?

...ah

53. Your fabourite voice acting:

I like the voice they gave Paps on Steam Train

54. At the end of pacifist run did you stay with your friends or did you come back to your family?

I always stay with Toriel

55. Who is older - Sans or Papyrus?

Sans

56. Your OTP(s):

I actually like Mettalphys a lot. And Alphyne. And Mettalphyne...

57. Your NOTP(s):

I’ve just never really liked Pap/yton. Or any incest ships, or Frisk + any non-children (Fr/ans etc)

58. Your BROTP(s): 

Undyne and Papyrus

59. Your favourite puzzle:

I like the bridge puzzle where you go to the sign and it tells you that you failed

60. Which battle was the hardest for you?

Undyne the Undying. Harder than Sans for me

61. Did you still hate Flowey after you discovered his true indentity?

Nah. Doesn’t excuse what he’s done but I like him more as a character

62. The saddest moment:

Neutral route, killing just Mettaton: Undyne’s grief over Alphys’ death

63. Which ending is your favourite?

Besides pacifist, King Mettaton

64. How old do you think Frisk is?

8 or 9

65. Any post pacifist run headcanons?

My bbs are happy

66. Your favourite NPC:

I love Tem, especially having met the real Temmie Chang (she’s awesome)

67. Humans or monsters?

monsters

68. The funniest situation:

“I’M UNDYNE AND I’M SMOOCHING UP A STORM!!!!”

69. Skeletonfucker, robotfucker, goatfucker or kinkshaming?

r o b o t f u c k e r

70. When playing for the first time how many candies did you take?

All 4

71. Did you kill or spare Flowey at the end of the game?

Spare, though I’ve killed him sometimes

72. If you had to be one of the main characters, which would you choose?

Undyne

73. If you had to kill one of the main characters which would you choose?

Well, you have to kill Asgore in every run so....yeet

74. Which character(s) would you like to cosplay?

I mentioned I’ve done Metta a few times. It’s be fun to do a casual MTT, but I’m also interested in full-armor Undyne

75. Your favourite Burgerpants’ quote?

“I’m nineteen years old and I’ve already wasted my entire life.”

[autopotion]

something. that isn't homestuck? undertale

3 characters i like: undyne, alphys, asriel

3 characters i dislike: i dont actually dislike anyone in undertale but... asgore cuz hes just a doofy dad. nice cream man cuz people make him sexy for some reason. and that stupid flexing horse merman in waterfall cuz he reminds me of equius

an OTP: oh alphyne of course

a NOTP: like chara/sans? what?

my favorite scene/chapter/quest/etc: i love the opera segment cuz its a huge ffvi reference. but my favorite part is... probably the walk thru new home to asgore’s place and going to his garden, its so ... like... emotionally anticipatory. NO WAIT its hugging/comforting asriel at the very end of the pacifist run. brings me to tears every time. also love the dinner at undyne’s house and the alphyne date scene.

my overall opinion: excellent game. one of the best ever made. shame what happened with the fandom though

[tara-l-blackmore]

48, Alphyne, please? :3

"Alphy!"Alphys jumped, her heart racing and her whole body freezing - including her hand. She checked her phone; Undyne wasn't supposed to be home for another half-hour because of a staff meeting. This was not good."Hey, Alphy! I brought food! Where are you? Aren't you hungry?"No, she wasn't. Not even close, and especially not now. With panic, she got to her feet, shaking, before she quickly threw what was in her hand into the shower, closing the stall doors on it. She then looked at the floor, then her hands, before she scrambled for a towel, ripping one from the wall and wetting it, hurriedly using it to clean the floor - only to end up making it worse.She cursed under her breath, her eyes blurring with tears, and she tossed the towel into the stall, too, before she went to the sink and started to clean up, wincing from both pain and fear."Alphy? Hon? Where are you?"Undyne's voice was closer - and sounded worried. Gritting her teeth, she lowered her sleeves over her hands, still wet, and threw herself out of the barhroom, closing the door behind her - just as Undyne walked into their bedroom.Undyne was smiling, especially when she saw Alphys - until she actually saw Alphys closely. She was shaking, pale, and looking ready to bolt, one hand still on the doorknob, the other held tight to her chest. "Alphy?" Undyne murmured, her smile fading. "I-I..." Alphys stammered. "Hi! Hello, yes, let-let's eat!"Undyne narrowed her eye at her. She knew her wife well enough by now, and knew something was wrong. She walked over, and Alphys shrank back, leaning against the door and looking away. Undyne stopped, but Alphys still looked away - and now Undyne was scared."Alphy, what... what's wrong?""I-I-I made a mistake," Alphys blurted out, not meaning to. But the concern on Undyne's face broke her walls, and she couldn't help it. "I p-panicked... I..."Undyne knelt down in front of her but didn't touch her. She knew if she tried, Alphys would bolt. "What happened?" she asked softly, trying to keep her voice steady. "In-in class..." Alphys answered, lowering her head. "In class... I-I got asked about my-my experiments... and..." Her expression tightened to one of deep shame. "I c-couldn't say anything, and... they all started arguing, and... and I couldn't... I couldn't say a word!" Her voice broke. "Not even when the bell rang...""Assholes," Undyne growled. "Such assholes. God, Alphy, I'm sorry.""N-no, I-I deserve it..." Alphys answered flatly. "I deserve it. I deserve--,"Undyne reached up and covered her mouth, startling her but also silencing her. She looked at her finally, and saw that Undyne's face was now the one showing panic. "Alphy," she said slowly. "What... what did you do?"Alphys stared at her, her eyes filling with tears, and silently, she leaned away and opened the bathroom door. Undyne stood up and went in, saw what was left behind - and knew. She knew exactly what had happened. "Okay," she said softly. "Okay." She closed her eye, took a few breaths, then opened it again. "Alphy, please, do me a favour: go lie down while I clean this up.""No!" Alphys cried, grabbing her arm and trying to pull her back, but Undyne pulled her arm free, knelt down in front of her, and hugged her tight."Yes," Undyne answered, her voice so soft and understanding that Alphys sobbed and hugged back with one arm for a moment. No one, not even Mettaton, had ever treated her with so much understanding, as Undyne did with her, when it came to this. Mettaton had always tried to shame her, telling her it was selfish and stupid - things she already knew. But Undyne never did that. She always accepted it, took it calmly, and helped her through it. She never expected it every time, and yet every time, Undyne came through this way.She didn't understand it."Go lie down, sweetie," Undyne murmured, rubbing her back. "When I'm done, we'll take a look, and patch you right up, okay? Do you think you need stitches?"Alphys shook her head, and Undyne kissed her cheek gently. "Thank you," she said, bemusing Alphys further. "Now rest."Alphys curled up on their bed in a ball, hiding her face beneath her arms and tail, while she listened to Undyne clean up. Undyne did it in near-silence, pausing to sigh when she found the knife and the towels, but only once. Alphys cried, unable to stop, now, but at least she was hidden, so she figured it was alright.Undyne had to keep herself quiet. To see the blood on the floor, on the towels ,and, worst of all, the knife, made her weep. But she made sure she was quiet, because she knew that if Alphys heard her, again, she'd run.Undyne didn't want her to run, ever.When everything was finaly cleaned away and placed in either the laundry or the dishwasher, Undyne returned and sat down next to Alphys on the bed. Alphys didn't move, not even when Undyne touched her back. "Hey," she murmured. "Let's get you bandaged."Alphys raised her head slowly, then nodded. She sat up and pulled her arm away from her chest, resting it on Undyne's lap, and Undyne immediately pulled the sleeve up, ready with a wet towel. She cleaned the scores in her wife's flesh slowly and carefully, and Alphys tried not to wince. When it was as clear as possible, she rubbed the cuts with healing gel, then wrapped her arm in soft bandages, securing them with lots of tape. Then, she leaned down and kissed it, and Alphys burst into tears. Undyne pulled her into her lap, and Alphys clung to her tight, unable to stop. Undyne rocked her gently, kissing her and weeping a little, herself, but reminding her that it was going to be okay."You made a mistake," Undyne agreed. "But I'm still here. And I'm not going anywhere, either."Alphys didn't let go of her for the rest of the night. That, for Undyne, was perfect to her, and didn't let go, either.

[vishnya-azraq]

YES, this, is for today’s prompt “Confession” and I’m absolutely NOT ASHAMED OF IT 8DD

I was kinda sad when I realized the crossover prompt didn’t win the poll so last week I was like “WELL SHIT I’M DOING A CROSS OVER ANYWAY” and litteraly made this one before all the other prompts

Lapidot reminds me a lot of other ships I love but the most similar is Alphyne but Lapidot is still my big fav tho so I felt the need to make this because it thought this was fun and because this is one of my favorite parts of Undertale and because I’m a huge trash

I mean come on you got  the small blonde nerd having a huge crush and a cool, blue and strong one. The small one takes their blue gf in their fandom, they look at each other with the weirdest and cutest faces...Also you got a child, who help them making it work

I...just love these dorks <3

Btw I first didn’t know who would replace MTT but Sardonyx seems to be a good choice. I’m just currently laughing at what I’ve done lmao

ALSO BONUS !!!

i think peridot is a little too tall in this one

i’m so not sorry for all this

(boop @lapidot-anniversary-week and @luclipse85)

(By the way I actually made another cross over, made before the poll results. I’ll post it tomorrow with the selfies :^) )

[stripestheboar]

Day 5 - Alphyne (Undefell)

This one was even harder to do than the last one. Why?..... I’m running out of Alphyne ideas.

Pairing: Alphyne

Word Count: 2,045

Despite what one might expect, Waterfall was a rather peaceful place. Monsters did not disturb you as long as you minded your own business, and it was a common sight to see children and various monsters playing in some of the many bodies of water. Alphys didn’t visit here often, mostly because she found no need to. She preferred the warmth of Hotlands opposed to the cold dampness of the Underground’s swamplands. But, right now, she just needed time to herself, and the only place she could think to find solace was in Waterfall, away from everyone and everything, especially those things she kept locked up in the lab. So here she stood, overlooking the seemingly bottomless pit that their never-ending stream of water poured into, disappearing into the blackness and never to be seen again. Alphys vaguely puzzled over if anyone would ever miss that water, or if they ever wondered where that water went after it disappeared. Did it really matter? Water, like all things, was easily replaceable, and so no one ever cared for where it went or what it did, or whether or not there was enough to go around and use to their liking.

Alphys found herself grimacing at her own thoughts. “You sound like a child,” she scolded herself, clenching her fists slightly. “Though, at least a child would be missed…”  

She stepped closer to the edge, looking down at the smoothly flowing waters that glided past her feet and off the ground, into the black depths of the pit. She sighed and sat down then and there, not caring about her clothes becoming soaked. Those were easily replaceable as well. She let out a small sigh, attempting to unwind from a hard day’s work. She was tired. Of what, she could not be specific; she was just tired of everything. She let her small, thick legs hang off of the ledge, making a small break in the smooth shine of the waterfall. This was foolish. How easy it would be for someone, possibly looking for a bit of easy EXP, to just come up behind her and push her into the pit. It would also be rather easy to just slip, or to accidentally fall, or to just… drop. Maybe if she were to accidentally slip, she could finally see where the water goes. Maybe then she would see what it was like to truly be alone, just her and the rushing water, gone and forgotten by all. That would surely bring a few some satisfaction.

Alphys barely noticed when her hands gripped the ledge tightly, ready to push off at a single command. She frowned lightly as she watched the pit. Maybe she should just…

“Hey, punk! What’re you doing so close to the edge?”

Alphys blinked in surprised, jumping slightly for a moment as she looked back, her once blank and tired expression now replaced with a trained and hardened glare at whoever came to disturb the peace. To her slight interest, it was a denizen of Waterfall; a fish monster to be exact. Semi-aquatic as well, apparently, as she walked on two legs without breaking a sweat. Alphys gave a small huff of annoyance, peering at her from over her spiraled glasses as she slowly withdrew from the edge and stood up.

“Wh-what is it?” she muttered, looking away from the monster that approached, as she usually did when others talked to her.  

“Well you were awfully close to that ledge,” the other monster responded, crossing her arms just out of Alphys’ vision. “You ain’t gonna jump, are ya?” The small lizard glared up at her from behind her large glasses. This female was a blue fish, standing rather tall and had an eyepatch covering one eye. She was also rather thin, but taut muscles showed that she was no monster to be messed with. With her slick crimson hair tied back, sharp teeth bared, and her more than formal stance, she looked rather intimidating. She reminded her a bit of one of her animes, in fact, but she’d never say that aloud. Still, Alphys kept her composure up as she quickly looked away again. “And? What’s it to you?” The monster frowned, placing her hands on her hips. “What? Can’t do my job?” she scoffed. “The only useless monster is a dead one. If I just let every suicidal monster wander over and throw themselves off, believe me when I say we wouldn’t have a very big population.”

Alphys couldn’t help but give a small chuckle at the statement, finding it rather humorous despite the dark subject. “Oh? And just who are you?” she sighed, glancing up at her once again very briefly. The monster didn’t seem to bothered by her uptight tone. “Undyne,” she introduced. Head of the Royal Guard.” Alphys froze up completely. Fuck. She should have known. Any regular monster would have just taken the chance and pushed her straight off. Of course, she was a Royal Guardsman. It was just her luck. This was sure to get her a stern talking to by the big guy himself. Again. After fuck up with the Amalgamates, she was already on thin ice with him. Any more berating from him, his guards, or his subjects, and she felt as though she would have a meltdown. Hell, maybe she’d already had it.

“So, you gonna answer my question?” Undyne asked, looking down at her with a stern expression whilst awaiting an answer to her first question. “Or are you just gonna stand there like a dumb ass?”  

You know what? Fuck Asgore.

“Okay, so maybe I was,” Alphys spat, raising her voice for the first time that night. “Why the fuck would you care? It’s not like anyone would miss me while I was gone.” Undyne blinked in surprise, opening her mouth to speak, but was quickly cut off by Alphys, who was going on a bit of an angry rant. “I mean, what use am I anymore, right? Other than to make Asgore look like he’s got shit under control. Which, by the way, he does, especially without me, seeing as he has six souls and doesn’t need me with his hundreds of guards around. It’s not like anyone wants me either; I mean, what else have I done besides fuck up, huh? Citizens, guards, colleagues; who is there that wouldn’t care if I just jumped off, huh? Anyone besides you, of course, for god knows what reason. Though, I suppose I’m not totally unwanted. After all, who else would keep Undernet up and running when no one’s here to-“

Alphys was finally shut up by a forceful hand slapped over her mouth. “Geeze, you never stop talking, huh?” Undyne chuckled. “Sounds like you need to blow off a bit of steam, yeah?” Alphys only glared and shoved her hand away, attempting to hide her frayed emotions behind her large glasses, something she used to be rather talented at. Unfortunately, it wasn’t working so well as of late.  

“Look, I don’t usually get involved with this kind of stuff,” the fish sighed, crouching down to the lizard’s level. “You’re Alphys, right? Head Royal Scientist? Well, that’s at least what I gathered from your little rant.” Said monster looked away, somewhat embarrassed at her mentioned outburst. “No matter who you are,” Undyne continued, “you’re obviously in need of a bit of help.” The much smaller monster blinked at her, wondering where this was going. The other just chuckled. “You need to stop being such a little bitch.”

Alphys just stared for a moment, before immediately turning around to throw herself off the ledge. Undyne quickly grabbed her arm before she could fully turn, letting out a little laugh. “I mean, look at you, you’re like a walking doormat. You let everyone just step all over you, like you’re worthless,” she pointed out. “Gee, you’re such a fucking help,” Alphys muttered, looking away from her as she tried to shove her emotions back into that broken bottle. She paused, however, when she felt a large hand grab hold of her much smaller one, wrapping around it tightly. Not a beat passed before Undyne continued to speak. “How about you prove them wrong?” The seconds ticked by before Alphys slowly looked up at the other monster, the inquisitive look clear even past her thickly framed glasses, meant to hide her away from others. The Royal Guardsman merely grinned at her before she kept going. “You’re the Head Royal Scientist. If anything, you deserve nothing but respect. Fuck anyone who thinks otherwise. Show them you’re not gonna be stepped on like some doormat, even if you have to bust a few heads in the process.”

Alphys watched her for a few seconds, looking for any sign of mockery or spite, but there was none to be seen. She felt a strange warmth in her soul for a few seconds, and instead of disappearing, it only grew as Undyne lifted another hand to cup the other one. “And besides,” she sighed, “we’re almost free. We’re gonna bust out of here and we’re gonna eradicate those humans off of our planet, yeah? And you’re gonna show those pesky humans and all monsters that you’re a scientist to be feared.” He squeezed her hands. “So don’t quit now, okay? Hang in there, and don’t quit no matter what these fuckers say. You gotta stay determined and put one hundred percent into your work, because what you do is important.”

That grinned turned into a light smile. “So don’t throw everything away just yet, okay?”

Alphys said nothing at first, before she looked away, magic rushing up to her cheeks for the first time in several months. Who was this monster? Who did she think she was, bringing an emotion as weak and despised as compassion into a place like this? Still, Alphys didn’t give a damn over what was taboo at the moment. All she knew was her soul fluttered even more as Undyne’s grip gently squeezed Alphys’ much smaller hands. She felt something other than frustration in response for the first time in years, and by god was it relief. She looked back at the fish, giving a sort of nervous laugh. “Well… I do suppose I was a tad unreasonable there for a second…”

Undyne could only give a laugh in response, before standing up fully. “Yeah, ya think? You got me being all sentimental and everything,” she chuckled. “Papyrus’ll be on a five-month rant if he ever catches me being nice.” She looked down at Alphys. “Seems like you need a bit of a break. Tell you what: my break comin’ in within a few minutes. How about some Spite Cream? I hear the Spite Cream Vendor is just a few rooms away from here. On me.” The much smaller monster looked up at her new companion. How could she refuse? “Y-yeah. Sounds great,” she smiled, her soul beginning to soar upon seeing Undyne grin triumphantly in response. “Here, I’ll even give you boost. Royal Guard style.”

Alphys gasped in surprise when she was suddenly heaved up by her waist and tucked under the other’s arm. Within seconds, she was springing down the halls of Waterfall, nimbly avoiding each and every monster that got in their way as they passed. Alphys pulled away from her surprise to look up at Undyne, her glasses nearly sliding off her face to reveal large, curious, and amazed blue eyes as she watched the much stronger monster navigate the halls with ease. As they neared the end of their destination, she realized that Undyne was looking back down at her, a confident grin spread across her fact as she slowed her pace. The smaller monster blushed and hurriedly straightened the glasses back on her face, mumbling small curses to herself. Still, she couldn’t help but let her mind wander. It had only been a span of less than ten minutes, and yet this beast of a woman had already swept her up off her feet. She knew she had work to do and people to see, but for now, she couldn’t give a damn.  

Tonight, she was walking home with a new stride in her step and determination in her soul.

[aroseandapen]

Tarn {Alphyne Drabble}

{Day 21 of a 30 Day Dictionary Challenge I’m doing}

Tarn: A small mountain lake or pool, especially in a cirque.

“Undyne.” Alphys huffed and puffed as she struggled to pull herself up over a rock. “How much. Farther!”

She just couldn’t get herself over, tail whipping about and legs kicking as she tried to get herself over the lip. It felt like her entire body was burning, scales suffused in a red tint that betrayed just how out of shape the short monster really was. Alphys was nothing like Undyne, scaling steep rock faces and leaping over obstacles with ease.

Undyne had insisted that they go hiking, though, and Alphys couldn’t resist the way her girlfriend had taken her hand, alternating between looking into her eyes and peppering kisses all over her face. Alphys had been doomed from the start.

Her claws scrabbled against stone, slipping inch by inch back down to the dirt on the other side. She groaned in effort, trying and failing to force her weakening muscles back up and over the edge.

Hands reached down underneath her armpits, scooping her up into a pair of strong arms. Alphys breathed out a relieved sigh at the small mercy, relaxing into the hold.

“Thanks, Undyne.”

“Don’t worry, I’ve got you babe!” Undyne said, giving her a wide, toothy grin. “We’re not too far now. I’ll carry you up the rest of the way.”

She didn’t look tired at all, while Alphys felt as if her body would dust from the sheer exertion. Undyne was amazing. There was a little nagging part in Alphys’ soul that told her that she was being pathetic, making her girlfriend carry her when she couldn’t take it anymore.

Alphys had to remind herself that Undyne was the former captain of the Royal Guard. She was in better shape than most anyone--only matched in energy by Sans’ brother, Papyrus--and out of almost everyone’s league. Not being able to do all the physical activity that Undyne could was nothing to be ashamed of.

(She did have to start working out at some point, though. Alphys was way out of shape.)

“Thank you,” she murmured, settling in for the ride.

As they continued to climb, Alphys rested her snout in the crook of Undyne’s neck. She breathed in deep. Undyne smelled of sweat, of course, but there was also the scent of something uniquely Undyne that appealed to her. It was strong and safe, and it made her feel loved.

Probably because she knew that Undyne really did love her, something that so recently in the past she’d thought was a futile dream.

She was so absorbed in basking in the closeness to her girlfriend that she didn’t notice when the gentle bouncing of Undyne’s gait stopped. It was only when she felt herself being peeled away and set back on the ground.

“Ok! We’re here, check it out!”

Alphys turned around, and her heart stopped in her chest.

They were high above a valley, lush green covering the mountain base, right up to a huge lake with the stillest waters Alphys had seen in her life. The surroundings were reflected in the water’s surface, and if she didn’t know any better she’d have thought that they were actually looking down into a giant mirror.

“Oh wow...”

Undyne was watching her as she stared down into the valley, her grin widening at the look Alphys must have on her face. “Quite the view, huh?”

“Yeah. It’s beautiful.”

“It is,” Undyne agreed before leaning in so close that Alphys could feel her breath ghost over her ear, making her shiver. “But I see something way more beautiful.”

“Oh my god.” Immediately Alphys flushed a bright red, smashing her glasses into her eyes as she threw her hands up to hide her face. That was so mushy and such a cliche line.  “Oh my god, I can’t believe you that’s the cheesiest thing I’ve ever heard.”

Undyne didn’t bat an eye, grinning still. “Did it work?”

Alphys was silent for a beat, considering. “Yes.”

“Good!” Undyne straightened up, hands on her hips. “Because Papyrus showed me this website with all kinds of pickup lines and I can’t wait to use every single mushy gushy one of them on you.”

Oh god. Alphys wouldn’t survive the week. She was going to die of flattery if every line was just like that one. Her poor heart and soul couldn’t take it. Curse that skeleton.

(But in a way, also bless that skeleton.)