#they all dumb tbh

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Incorrect quotes with Alison Siblings (characters are from Character.AI)

Haven: Good morning.

Mara: Good morning.

Atlas: Good morning.

Clover: You all sound like robots, try spicing it up a bit.

Marcus: MORNING MOTHERFUCKERS!

(Thats-)

Atlas: What's the worst thing you guys have done?

Clover: Rickrolled my teacher in 4th grade.

Mara: I kicked Marcus in the shin-

Marcus: -So I kicked Mara between the legs.

Haven: I burned a town down.

Atlas: What?!

Marcus: What the hell is wrong with you?!?

Haven: A lot of things.

Mara: No shit.

(Mara and Marcus fight sometimes. And for Haven-)

Atlas: Why isn’t the statue smirking at me?

Clover: It isn’t smirking at anyone, they’re all just imagining it.

Marcus: Three of us saw it, Clover. How do you explain that?

Clover: *points at Haven* Sleep deprivation. *points at Marcus* Paranoia. *points at Mara* Delusional personality disorder.

(Well I guess Clover was the only one normal in the siblings-)

Atlas: You're a lying piece of shit!

Marcus: Oh yeah? You're the idiot that thinks you can get away with everything you do, WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD!

Haven: I'm leaving and I'm taking Mara with me!

Clover, gathering cards: Aaaaand that's enough Monopoly for today.

(Mara just sitting in the middle of the conversation eating chips-)

Atlas: I’ve done a lot of dumb stuff.

Haven: I witnessed the dumb stuff.

Marcus: I recorded the dumb stuff.

Clover: I joined you in the dumb stuff.

Mara: I TRIED TO STOP YOU FROM DOING THE DUMB STUFF!

(True-)

Clover: How do you connect with a fictional character?

Haven: What?

Marcus: What?

Atlas: What?

Mara: *pulls up a 500 slide presentation* I'm glad you asked.

(...no words)

Clover: So oxygen went on a date with potassium, it went... OK.

Atlas: I thought oxygen was dating magnesium, OMG.

Clover: Actually oxygen first asked nitrogen out, but nitrogen was all like NO.

Mara: I thought oxygen had that double bond with the hydrogen twins.

Marcus: Looks like someone's a HO.

Atlas: NaBrO.

Haven: I'm done with all of you!

(Haven had done with their shit-)

Imma do more but later-

[twinstarburst]

"do you have bnha ship opinions" i guess

[wispscribbles]

late but

Happy Valentine’s Day 😌

Thank you Chloe !! Happy late valentines :D This is a great opportunity for me to share some 141 valentines wips that I didn't finish in time

[krysmcscience]

The Lamb is malicious in a funny way and the Goat is funny in a malicious way. No, I will not elaborate.

Anyway, everyone give thanks to the Lamb for interrupting what was sure to be a very boring and patronizing PSA from their grouchy cat hubby. Truly, they are doing God's work. Granted, the Lamb canonically is God now, so, uh. Mostly they're just doing their own work.

Speaking of their grouchy cat hubby, yes this is absolutely still Narilamb, Narinder is 100% into his goofy-ass spouse always no matter what and we all know it, he just wasn't expecting his brand new adopted kid to share the same single goofy-ass brain cell as the Lamb. :)

[bluerosefox]

Dinner?

Feeling a bit Spirit Halloweenish.

Danny blinked, stared blankly, blinked again before slowly very slowly closed his front door.

A few seconds later Danny opened the door again and once again meet a certain tallish young man, around his age if maybe a few years older, in front of him...

Who was it?

Bruce Wayne....

Bruce freaking Wayne, someone according to what he heard from Sam telling him from what she heard from her parents had apparently just dropped out of med school and was 'in the wind' according to rich elite gossip talks, was at his front door.

........

Why?

Wait... Did he just ask Danny out on a date?

-x-x-

Bruce Wayne has just dropped out of med school and is beginning his training into becoming the person his city needs him to become. While looking into where he can he remembers how in his teen years the planet was almost destroyed but was saved by a ghost teen hero and looks into it. He digs deep to uncover what happened, uncovering impressive firewalls Amity Park has, etc and finds out about Danny Fenton/Phantom.

He decides to go visit the younger man, who is just about to start college himself, and ask a few questions.

He uhhh... Bruce just wasn't expecting to find Danny very cute (even though he was pretty certain Phantom had been his first male crush when he saw a photo of the teen years ago), and adorable with his owlish stare, and well the first words out of his mouth was

"Would you mind joining me for dinner?"

-x-x-

[secrescaryat]

// pentiment spoilers (implied ig but still there)

more of these because i was inspired

[iilmunchkiin]

Here's my take on Ceroba and Starlo (. ❛ ᴗ ❛.)

[gunsatthaphan]

kluen: *breathes* phum: so you've chosen death.

[latinoperce]

rick riordan you became the thing you swore so much to destroy. why change some of these things in the show??? the thing im most angry about is that the changes are either purely nonsensical or just done poorly

theyve completely eliminated the books sense of urgency, like theres no stakes on anything. you can miss the deadline and everythings fixed with a little talk with zeus. you recognize medusa and crusty and the lotus hotel right out of the gate, and obviously the only conclusion is that kronos is behind everything even though hes supposed to be locked in the deepest part of tartarus and youre a 12yo who just got thrown into this life and is just learning that monsters are real. fights are over in 30 seconds and theres no injuries or consequences except for an off screen comment on how you lost your bag or maybe a new stain on your shirt. theyre 12 but also they know everything there is to know about the greek myths.

in the books they learn and realize things as they go! its the experiences that change percy and grover and annabeth and things are supposed to be HARD because theyre kids!!! and they were sent on a mission they shouldnt have been sent on, but they get through it with each other and with a sense of comedy because theyre fucking kids! yea theyre gonna almost die and then say hello to gladiola the pink poodle, and play hacky sack on the bus stop, and stuff themselves with cheeseburgers every chance they get bc kids arent supposed all knowing and mature all the time

you cant promise a faithful adaptation of a book and then change the basic things that made the book be loved in the first place

[cata-strophes]

trying to get out of art block by doodling some dumb stuff

[press-start-2-begin]

A true group of adventurers! 

[civetside]

I could smell the lapidot on you I just didn't want to say anything

i am incredibly embarrassed and so sorry. i need a shower

art i drew in 2017

[royalarchivist]

[Immediately after Fit brutally roasted a chatter for being a filthy metagamer]

Dono: You became my comfort streamer. It has been great here.

Fit: Oh, thank you so much, thank you thank you thank you. I'm glad I can bring you comfort when I insult the sht out of some chatters, I'm glad I can comfort you. That's right!

Fit: People say I'm nice, no, I'm not nice. I'm polite. Mostly. There's a difference between being nice and being polite, I am polite. I am polite.

[crowdeerdire]

Why do I enjoy harassing Cove??? idk...

^^^ Based on this post on twitter

[astrolotte]

okay actually considering the original reasoning for Poof being male was smth like "boys like water guns so he must be a boy" rather than any . formal assessment. I'd say it's entirely possible Peri could be transmasc.

[winterr-w0nderland]

"Viv made Alastor a father figure to Charlie to kill Charlastor"

Charlastor was already dead my dude, from the start it had a zero chance of being canon and that's fine. The best we could hope for was a friendship between the two and i'm not surprised Viv went the more paternal route (didn't expect it this early but lol) If Viv went so far as to claim she and Alastor are biologically related I'd understand your point but when it's just Alastor saying she's like a daughter to him and it seems like he's mainly doing it to piss off Lucifer

Even ignoring that it's a little ridiculous to assume every decision is made by Viv as a "take that!" to the fans, Alastor since the pilot was never going to get a romantic interest, chaggie has been canon for awhile and we don't know if this daddy/daughter thing was planned from the start, happened midway, was suggested by someone else, etc. But stop saying they killed your ship with this episode, the ship was dead and never gonna happen anyway. Literally do what you want and ignore canon, it didn't stop ya'll before don't let it stop you now.