#i wanted to make a dumb meme for a new pinned

[twinstarburst]

"do you have bnha ship opinions" i guess

[spopsalt]

The ones I sent earlier I more or leas grouped by a theme of why I hate them. But I can’t really categorize them anymore. So I bring you…

More miscellaneous She-Ra pins I found while sorting through Pinterest that made me want to die and my commentary on them. Pt. 1

Idk if this is a joke about Catra hurting Adora, or a joke about Adora ‘letting’ Catra hurt her. Either way, I don’t like it. I really feel like this is another ‘Adora=Dumb’ jokes.

Congratulations, you found the only four frames of Adora smiling in this scene, amongst a sea of shots of her being visibly uncomfortable. Personally, I don’t see it as a smile, more of her trying to put on a brave or determined face. But you could also easily chalk these frames up to an animation error. Not that a C//A Stan would listen. You get the idea.

A lot of people say Catra is trying to make Adora jealous here. Nevermind the fact that both her and Catra are teens here, and Entrapta is in her late 20s/early 30s. Also, I find it odd how touchy Catra is and how much she manipulates Entrapta. If the ages were reversed, Catra would look like some sort of ephebophile or groomer. But Entrapta is the adult, and autistic. I’m not sure what that’s to imply. All I know is to me, it reads like a weird situation where the teen is being a predator to the adult, because the adult is autistic and therefore ‘younger’ than the teen. I’m not sure who wrote Catra and Entrapta’s interactions or if they realize how fucked up it is, least of all a show for kids. But suffice to say, I don’t like it.

This one is a fun little exception. I don’t hate the meme itself. But I do hate the fact that it’s right. 2018 Sea Hawk on his own is fine, but I’ll now and forever be slightly pissed off knowing that OG Sea Hawk was a badass, and now we have an arsonist who can’t take anything seriously and who’s only motivation for anything is Mermista. I’m not saying the new SH is bad, but I am saying the OG one is a million times better for numerous reasons.

Another case of sexualizing a minor. And would you look at that, it specifically says ‘small Adora’. Good God, they’re getting younger. I honestly can’t think of a better way they could indirectly say they’re doing this on purpose. It reminds me of that one episode of Helluva Boss at the summer camp, and how ‘Milard’ was being sent nudes despite people thinking it’s a tween they’re sending them to. The fact ‘Milard’ made the same meme face doesn’t help.

Wow. thay's a lot. For number 1: Adora literally looks terrified and uncomfortabe when Catra is attacking her??? She isn't thinking it's cute???

For number 2: She was smiling because she was playing along with Catra's act? You can tell that the smile is very forced, but noooo she secretly loved the dance despite the fact that she was visably uncomfortable.

For number 3: Again, like what you said this was in season 1, soooo Catra would been 17 while Entrapta was in her 30s...yikes. Also yeah Catra is wayyyy too touchy with Entrapta, like touching her hair and like leaning up against her and stuff like that...if the ages were reveresed, people wouldn't be thinking it's some cute thing

For number 4: I think this was a joke, but it still literally made me feel sick <3

[schrodingerscollective]

Heyyyy

…

We’re backkkk

So, for those who are new to this blog or have forgotten - don’t blame you there, it’s been eight months lol - my name is Parker! I’m one of the hosts in the Schrödinger’s Cat Collective. I’m gonna format the rest of this post like an FAQ bc writing a block of paragraph is boring for you guys and me

So, what happened?

In a roughly linear but haphazard order:

1. Denial + a lot of assumptions we made about our system and how it worked, which ended up with us believing we weren’t a system at all

2. Stress. Oh my god so much stress, made worse by autistic burnout. It was horrific, but thankfully that was late last year, and we’re okay now

3. I don’t know what happened, but now there are literally only 5 of us. I actually can’t explain it. I think maybe some people might have fused together but it’s hard to tell, since almost everyone here now existed in some form before. Man, idek T-T

Why are y’all back?

We debated making this post for a bit, mostly because we were scared to be wrong about being a system again, or that’s we’re secretly faking or making things up because we’re bored, etc. But I’ve realised that that’s a dumb reason, and that if it were another system saying those things we wouldn’t be nearly as harsh on them as we are, in reality, on ourselves.

(Also the body is sick rn and everyone else is taking a break meaning I’m by myself feeling like crap, so I’m doing a Good Thing. I know they missed posting here but everyone kept putting off writing this post so look at me saving the day)

What is and will be changed?

- we will no longer be calling ourselves an OSDD 1B system, as we are unsure of our system origin. Currently we call ourselves a median system, leaning closer to being plural

- as always, this is a no-syscourse zone. However, we do want to explicitly state that we are fully supportive of ALL systems regardless of type, origin and whatever else, provided everyone is civil. If you are uncomfortable with this, there’s no obligation for you to stay here

- we’ll still post memes, but we might post other things too!

- we’ll also be updating our bio and pinned post soon :)

Thanks for reading!

- Parker, edited by Nova for grammar

[pixellangel]

okay. it is high time i make a pinned post™

throwing this all under a readmore so you dont have to scroll so much <3

hello!!! my name is pixell and my pronouns are they/them!! i'm nonbinary, as well as demisexual and bi <3

i'm an artist and i live in the u.s.!! (i'm also an epic gamer™)

a few of my current interests include: in stars and time, vocaloid/vocal synths in general, epithet erased, ghost trick: phantom detective, in stars and time, loz tears of the kingdom, loz windwaker, loz just in general honestly, persona 5 royal, phoenix wright: ace attorney, the great ace attorney, in stars and time, honkai star rail, genshin impact, project sekai, pikmin (mostly 3 and 4), bocchi the rock, pokemon, and did i mention in stars and time? i like in stars and time

a guide to my tag system:

#pixell.txt: textposts!! mostly silly/dumb but sometimes things that are important to me

#pixell.art: all my arts!!!! id appreciate you giving this one a look if you have time <3

#pixell.png: posts with pictures!! this doesn't include art and is mostly memes or posts from elsewhere on the interwebs

#pixell.ask: ask answers!! i also put the asker's url as a tag when i remember for easy searching

#pixell.poll: polls i've made!! there's quite a few of them atp, mostly things i want opinions on from internet strangers

#pixell.rpg: STUFF FOR MY RPG MAKER GAME!!! AAAA!!! i would love you forever if you got interested in it and wanted stuff to look at. all of it is in this tag :3

i don't have dni criteria but i'll block you if i don't like you (blank blogs get blocked on sight, plz customize your blog if you aren't a bot)

misc notes:

-i post/reblog a lot of undescribed media

-I AM MAKING A VIDEO GAME AND I WOULD LOVE TO TALK ABOUT ITS LORE AND CHARACTERS AND SUCH. PLEASE SEND ASKS ABOUT IT <3

-my hypers do tend to fixate. if i become a fan of a new thing it may be all you hear from me for like a week or two

-queue is for cowards and i do not use it

-mutuals ily

-even if we aren't mutuals if you interact with my posts even semi-often ily

-refugees from other collapsing socials (*cough* reddit and twitter *cough*) are very welcome!!

thank you for reading!!!

[crimsonblackrose]

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Miguel dream time. Look at our boy defending his title also trying to survive and come back to us, fighting for his life in his subconscious.

It's been 2 weeks. I also can't believe a reporter is allowed to talk about it from within the school. KVTL 3's Maria Michael's interviews concerned mom Liz Matthews, Leonard Johnson (local resident who brings up the fight at the mall), and Moon singing with some friends in a peace circle.

We don't have to punch, hey, let's go grab some lunch and be friends.

Johnny's spent 4 hours at Frankie O's bar and grill, whose staff uniform looks like Rugby polos. Which seems to be based off teh pins the staff are wearing an Italian themed bar and grill which is kinda funny. I cannoli You with a heart, don't get saucy with me, ask me about my huge meatballs.

Johnny doesn't want to pay for a light beer because he ordered banquets and thinks light beer is not cool. So if they give him the right tab he will pay and leave.

Like I get the, you're at a bar, we're going to watch a game. But to turn it to the game to watch one minute and then make fun of the news where a kid's in a coma and then leave after the one minute is just...rude.

Johnny just is looking for a fight, punching the guys window in. Bud, this is the guys car, he loves his car, like you normally do. This is dumb, but I also know Johnny literally wants to fight someone. Though this is also terrifying. Some drunk guy punches in your window, puts you in a choke hold and drags you out of your car. I know he wants a fight because he lets the guy go.

I also love Johnny's: Kicking your ass, (is too drunk and misses) oh shit.

Johnny's barbie meme:

Sam suspended for 2 weeks is probably for the best for her own safety as much as it sucks.

Stingray is on probation and not allowed within 500 feet of kids, which since last we saw him he was in a backroom with Kreese and a bunch of kids seems...shocking. Maybe they charged him with it later????

Omg hug not hits, Counselor Blatt are you Moons mom????

So you're solution is to hug kids? They would hug each other.

Karate footloose, yeah Daniel.

Who on earth would've said "bullshit I heard you were teh real bully?" Daniel literally was bullied. Who are you random person in the audience, I need names and background and to rant to you why you're wrong.

Sam was suspended because "She was tramping around with that other girls boyfriend."

Seriously who is the the gossip tree at this school? The answers are all wrong.

Again, it was an accident.

We have police officer Lou. I love the "drug addict, drug addict, holy shit, applebee's guy." Hey, fernandez how do you even know that Robby is Johnny's son. And how dare you say 'guess the garbage doesn't fall far from the truck."

Like Daniel's getting it bad because he taught Robby, but Johnny's getting it worse because it's his son who hurt his student, so he's getting it from both angles.

Johnny sticks up for Robby, "Robby's nothing like me." aka accepting he's garbage but not that Robby is. He's a good kid. And Johnny understands it was a mistake and that it shouldn't end Robby's future.

Fernandez being mean by lying that Miguel is dead, thus sending Johnny into a panic.

I just realized, Sam was expelled for 2 weeks, but according to the news reporter, it's been two weeks, so her parents went to the PTA the night before she was to go back to school to complain then? Come on LaRusso's go in as soon as they tell you and you know Sam is safe, why'd you both wait so long?

Eli, some day should take Sam to get a tattoo over her scars.

Day one round 2, does this mean all the kids who fought got 2 week suspensions?

How very Daniel of Demetri.

Aisha leaving and going to private school is such a bummer.

Moon: I feel bad for Sam her and Aisha were friends since they were little.

Moon, I'm not sure how Aisha feels about the fight, let alone about her Miguel getting kicked off a landing because both boys were fighting to stop her and Tory, Aisha's other friend, from hurting each other. Like Aisha tried to stop the fight and was ignored.

I don't fully understand the backpack security when the weapon in the fights were karate...like literally just the students bodies. It's definitely security theater.

Our LaRussos are at one of their other locations. Not North Hollywood.

Louie...really? It's really telling that he has to preface that it's not porn, like he just excitedly tells them hey look at this and it's inappropriate.

They rehired Louie and he was the first one to their door to help when Sam got hurt, which kudos to good uncle Louie. Louie hates the cranberry bagels,bought bagels for everyone, he also worked at Fat Sal's (a restaurant) over the summer where he learned everything about inventory. Dude leveled up after they fired him.

They are missing a 1993 Dodge Grand Caravan. Which is incorrect. Wrong car.

Robby stole a car and he had the gate codes. Louie: Why steal that shitbox.

Louie would've stolen a ferrari.

I guess Daniel and Amanda talked to lawyers about Robby's situation. If he turns himself in it's better than if the cops find him first, which would've been good I think for Johnny to know.

A+++ Bail Bonds is the company that got Johnny out. And dropped him off West Valley General.

Miguel is fighting, he needs his sensei.

Rosa talks to Miggy about the Dodgers and has her rosery.

Miguel is in ICU so Johnny can't visit. Caroline Wilson, the nurse, is not letting him through. The flirting is not going to work.

Robby ditched the LaRusso auto GPS. Smart kid

I am glad that Johnny ditches the fake a doctor thing when he clearly is too roughed up and in a mess to be a doctor let alone one with a name he can't pronounce.

Though the choice to injure himself to ensure he can see there and support Miggy...

It's interesting that Daniel thinks Robby would be at Mr. Miyagi's, because that's where Daniel would go and feel safe. However that last time Daniel interacted with Robby he chewed Robby out and pretty much gave the you're evil like your dad speech. So there's no way Robby would come near anything Daniel related other than the auto shop to steal a car that wouldn't be missed. It's no longer a safe comfort spot for Robby.

It is a comfort spot though for Sam.

Nurse we made need to keep him over night for this one thing. Johnny eh that's fine, but this big giant bruise on my back? That's bothering me.

It does suck that the person Miguel needed couldn't be there to help him that much. But kudos to Johnny for finding a way in to be there and to tell Miguel to keep fighting and to not give up.

There are two nurses super concerned for Johnny's health somewhere only to realize they've lost him.

Oof Daniel going to Cobra kai, he didn't get the memo that Kreese stole the dojo.

Kreese added: Fear does not exist in this dojo.

The return of the Kreese cut outs.

I like Daniel's 'the hell?"

Also I just realized that by losing the dojo, Johnny probably lost most of his trophies too.

That's new:

so are the sais and all the other weapons on the walls

The dojo is closed going through some renovations, aka weeding out anyone who won't study under Kreese and accept him as the new sensei. And of course, putting his face everywhere he can.

No wonder Daniel doesn't believe Johnny half the time. Kreese says Johnny's not there at the moment, but he'll be back. When in reality it's not Johnny's choice.

Kreese there is no Johnny and you.

The don't you ever answer your phone? Oh god what happened to you. I bumped my head.

ABOUT TIME DANIEL. You needed to loop Johnny in on stuff related to Robby like 2 seasons ago.

Also always here for them to team up.

MIGGGGYYYYY

[fferal-archive]

@bothsidesofaquestion sent a meme: [ CONSTANT ] : after days/weeks/months/years of endless flirting back and forth, sender finally dares the receiver to go beyond flirting and break the tensions between them properly. ( vintage au )

Surprise, surprise -- he doesn't care about the plight of sex workers. Actually, it works pretty well for him: They're unaccountable entities, easy to exploit and threaten and harm with generally little risk. He's a bad person, news at 11.

He doesn't pal around much with male ones ( though, arguably, he's filled that role plenty in his own business, as still kinda-in-denial of his sexuality as he is right now ) -- but it's even better. Little boy blue here is pinned precariously between the young up-and-comer ( him ) and an established crime family ( the Espinozas ), which makes it all very, very delicate. Even for a teleporting mutant.

So, when Kurt desperately propositions him as if it would placate him, he laughs in his face. Then, he gets a little angry. That's how they end up here: Him screaming in his face, yanking his head up with a punishing grip in his curls.

"Are you fucking kidding me?! You think I want your services?" He's playing dumb to his own game, as if he wasn't making degrading comments on Kurt's looks and work and body and what he's good for this entire time, with snarls and lingering gazes. "What the fuck is this, man? Some cushy freebie? 'Lay off, and I'll lay down?' Do you think I'm doing this because I want you? Get fucking real."

[flowersandbirdsflyingfree]

hi omg ive never seen anyone do matchups w postal b4… :D can i have a dude matchup please?

i’m 20, non-binary, and afro-latina!! i have short curly hair, glasses, and a few moles (one under my eye and one on my cheek :3) i’m kinda chubby and i always have a really tired expression. i have sh scars pretty much all over 😭 as for personality, i think i’m fairly easy going but it’s easy for me to be really obsessive about people i love. i can be really anxious sometimes, but i usually try to hide that side of me. i kind of like to gossip specifically about my coworkers. i think my strengths are how devoted i can be, my work ethic, and how easy it is for me to connect with other people. my weaknesses are how bad i am at expressing my negative emotions, how stubborn i am, and how i romanticize my own negative traits (ie: self harm). i’m also big into 2010s Internet humor. my fashion sense is kind of all over the place but i think it’s called kinderwhore? it’s a mix of a lot of punk and traditional feminine clothing. my fave thing to wear is my big oversized dark green utility jacket w a bunch of patches and pins on it :D i’m looking for a fucked up mentally ill person to balance me out (MAKE ME WORSE. PLEASE.) andddd my hobbies are hiking, making my own wildlife field guides, drawing, andd writing :3 and im super into vidya games, anime, and vintage cartoons. fun fact about me is that i am studying to become a wildlife biologist!!

You’re into so many super cool things!!! However, are you SURE you want to be worse? Because I already have the answer for that, mein freund…

I match you with:

Postal 3 Dude

Behold. If the 2010s had a corporeal form. Around the 2010-2013 era to be exact. The two of you can meme it up. You asked to be the sweetheart for a fucked up individual, but at least he’ll keep it fun!

You are an angel of light to him. He clings to you like an affectionate orange tabby. Absolutely obsessed with you. If you ever have an insecurity, he will do his best to butter you up about how beautiful you are to him.

I can see you guys snuggling up together on his armchair, watching an anime/vintage cartoon binge together. If he isn’t riffing whatever you’re watching in attempt to make you laugh, he’s chatting to you about gossip or anything you know about with wildlife biology.

Also, maybe do a couple’s let’s play channel together bc he would so be into it.

Dude is the kinda guy to smile through his surroundings spontaneously combusting. He’s pretty much accepted it with grace. So when anxiety strikes, he’ll soothe you with that slight southern drawl of his that he’s got everything under control. He doesn’t. He’s not so pure of heart, dumb of ass. But at least you know you have him as your rock.

He isn’t the best role model though. He’s the devil on your shoulder tempting you to act on your desires. Kick that bitch’s ass! Steal that thing you’re not supposed to! The Dude embraces hedonism to the fullest and he wants you to come on the joy ride.

All those hobbies of yours add so much to admire about you. He might struggle a little trying new things, but he wants you to show him all the things you like to do. You help him realize just how much more fun life can be without being an adrenaline junkie.

The kinderwhore aesthetic is totally hot to him. He’s all for the bold expression. Do you think you could sew him a patch on his trench coat?

You’re his soulmate no doubt. He’s gonna sweet you off your feet and do his damned best to keep you happy because by God you’re the best damn thing to ever bless his life

[boyakishan]

New Mather post

Old post

My name's Boyakishan. I'm a dickhead. Go to this cunt:

Want posts with text and stuff under it? Type "tag" in search.

More stuff if you wanna read.

I'm a writer :3

AO3 to add:

Email:

I can take asks here, dumb memes. Whatever.

ROLEPLAY IS TO THE CUNT ACCOUNT.

Also that bitch.

{Hey!}

Fuck you.

{you wish}

No I don't I'm an aro ace or sm.

{uh huh}

More added as time go on.

This, make into video to piss off teach.

[beddhead-red]

There's this thing with living under authoritarian dictatorships, where despite the literal nature of a great many comically evil and dystopian things, people still have to live under it, and given that humans are pretty infinitely adaptable, you get used to it.

It's been the same with places like the Soviet Union. Despite the over the top nature of many of their methods of rule, at the end of the day there are still people living there, and you get used to the day to day of "that's just how it is". In that way it is quite similar to places like the US, in spite of the stark differences between how things are run. This makes actual statements on how bad it is for the average person in comparison to the west difficult to pin down.

Especially if you consider defectors who risked returning to North Korea, though I'd also note that oftentimes that has to do with the difficulty of acclimating to living in an open, more western influenced Korea (among other difficulties in assimilating in a new culture), especially of people who didn't even want to defect. It's fairly different from how it's been in the past at this point I'd say, given that plenty of people currently living there were born in it.

The degree of investigative journalism which has been done in and around the borders of North Korea generally leaves me inclined to say shit is pretty fucked, especially in comparison to the West, but I am always prone to doubt what any state body says, and the memes about how ridiculous some claims are (with people absolutely eating it up) are definitely pretty on the mark.

The real issue with information on NK is the same issue as information on China, because actual free and open unrestricted journalism is heavily restricted to nonexistant. This is intentional in the case of China, since it enables them to create a media culture where they can maintain reasonable control of the narrative, particularly in the age of the internet, and in avoiding free and open communication, they can maintain plausible deniability in any situation.

In North Korea, it's sort of necessitated by its harsh border controls--which in itself says a lot about the nation and the character of its rule, even if the nature of it is more complex than just "lmao I'm evil"--but the problem is it means that literally the only information to come out of North Korea is

-claims directly from the mouth of the great leader

-claims from western intelligence officials

-claims made by very intense on the ground journalism, often with specific narratives in mind

-claims by defectors who clearly had a reason to leave North Korea

This makes actually saying what is and isn't true about North Korea very difficult, and fairly one-sided depending on which side of the iron curtain you're on.

I am personally of the mind that while North Korea is clearly worse by nature of dictatorships and their official policies, I hate every nation state involved and take everything with a grain of salt unless presented with a reasonably large amount of evidence.

I unironically agree with posts that switch dumb statements about people hating China/North Korea's government with America's government. They both suck and do morally condemnable acts.

Everybody that uncritically believes whatever united states or UK media says about North korea or their government needs to go Google "the bombing of north korea" and wonder if our governments might have a vested interest in painting them in a particularly harsh light

[madmadder]

Gonna pin this now that I actually know what to put in it

Hi! I'm a French maladaptive daydreamer wishing to meet fellow MaDDers here!

Est. 2004 :)

My pronouns are she/her (edit: they/she because what is gender), I'm pan, you can call me Louise (that's my paraself's name since I don't wish to share my actual name on social media) or sweetie or pretty much anything I guess... I can speak English and French (duh), a little German (hard language!) but that's about it! [Edit: I'm learning Italian now but I'm a beginner]

Please feel free to interact, I absolutely LOVE to meet new people! Even if you're not a maladaptive daydreamer, it's all okay, I don't want anyone to feel like they can't say hi if they don't relate to this. Although you should know most of my posts are about MaDD.

Also: I remind with pride that I created the tag #madd but dumb on which I post DUMB MaDD-related shit and memes I make (most of which are actually here #I'm proud of my memes).

I have known about this disorder for a while but I always had it, so I guess I can answer questions but I'm not that familiar with all the vocabulary yet.

I can be a bit too familiar or weird with people since I'm not always comfortable, please tell me if I'm being a lil too weird. It's not you it's me!

Thanks for reading <3

[jostepherjoestar]

Do the Stardust Crusaders prefer an adorable or sexy s/o?(not poly, like what does each member prefer? also i hope this made sense)

Stardust Crusaders and their preferences HC’s

suggestive // gn reader

So this one made me think a little since in my opinion your fave will ALWAYS like you no matter what! So instead of only going by ��adorable or sexy” let’s widen it up and delve a bit deeper into their preferences personality wise and style wise :D (ofc u will always be their favourite dw 😌) Kakyoin and Jotaro are kept sfw!! 💖✨

Avdol

Avdol is such a kind and understanding soul but still never afraid to voice his opinion in an earnest manner. He’ll appreciate that sentiment in his partners too, open to many ideas and understanding others’ way of thinking.

He does enjoy someone who’s a bit rowdy or playful to help bring out that side in him. Being silly together and just overall heightening the playful atmosphere really puts him at ease.

That’s the exact reason he secretly loves a little bit of chaos around him. Avdol himself is calm and determined but drama and unexpected events always seem to follow him. Don’t worry though, he loves being able to stride in and show off his abilities he’s so proud of!  

Be sure to work on your debate skills though, the man is a whole library of knowledge and if you end up in a discussion he needs you to be able to offer your substantiated opinion. If you talk him into a corner, be sure to soften the blow to his ego with lots of hugs and kisses afterwards 😌

Style-wise the man doesn’t have strong preferences. Earthy tones and a natural flare complement his own style very well though, so he loves a bit of a scholarly look as well. Show up in a long coat and cute glasses carrying some cool old books you’ve found and he might just swoop you off your feet hehe!

If you wear a minimalistic set in the bedroom- think dark burgundy, chocolate, burnt orange, he cannot take his eyes off of you. He’ll treat you like the absolute present you are while he unwraps you 😏  

Polnareff

Let this man spoil you for the love of all that is good!!!

He has SO much love to give and he will shower you by the bucketload so you better enjoy his antics! He thrives off of complementing you, albeit with the cheesiest lines, anything to see your cheeks flush. Also expect lots of cute gifts!!

If you’re a bit clumsy, get embarrassed easily and are a bit shy... Polnareff will never let you go, he’s so smitten by the way you stand behind him so often while meeting new people as he chatters away. He’ll pull out his best charming jokes to get you to laugh and when he sees how cute you are trying to hide your smile he’ll come smother you with kisses.

Loves it when you go along with his jokes and impulsive nature but prefers it if you’re a bit more responsible, the man struggles with self control so needs some guidance and someone to hold up the stop signs.

He will also look up to a more dominant person just as much, wanting to make sure he does everything to be on his best behaviour to please you. But he never looses that cheeky side and loves getting reprimanded for it. (not just in the bedroom, daily life as well) So make sure to keep that leash tight ;D!

Ok as much as I hate to say it... this man’s style tastes can be a bit tacky. If you like pink he’d love to see you in anything cutesy and frilly, perhaps to a worrying degree. Be sure to gently steer him to your own choices, he’ll forget all about his own ideas if you show a bit of skin anyways. This man is too easy to distract for his own good 🙄

Oldseph (forgive me Suzy Q 🙏)

Because he is the way he is *sigh*, he loves being yelled at for his antics. Joseph will never stop acting like a child no matter his age, that youthful sparkle always present even as he has started to take life a lot more serious.

Boss him around a little too much and he’ll pick you up just to smirk at you until you shut up. Eye-rolls are the dead give away that you like him and he’ll gladly accept them along with the annoyed sighs.

If you reside on the other side of the spectrum- playful and offering a childlike wonder too, he’ll take it all the way. Everyday is a silly playdate, joking around, showing off, any way to impress you and pull you along into the fun.

He LOVES vintage clothes, the fifties are his favourite era style wise and adores it when you dress the part. Joseph ain’t no chump so he’ll always offer to pay the deft fees of authentic vintage pieces. Hell, he’ll even fly you overseas if there happens to be a special item on sale that you’ve been eyeing.

Just like Polnareff, he loves to spoil you. Indulging your every need, even when you’re grumpy or mad at him. It’s his life’s goal to make those droopy corners shoot upwards with his dumb jokes and antics.

Stroll up in nothing but stockings and garters and he’s dead. Good job you killed the un-killable Joestar! But before his soul ascends the mortal plane he’ll ravish you, sure to buy you a new pair that’s even prettier.

Jotaro

As we all know this edgy dude doesn’t love loud annoying people. But here’s a secret he’ll never audibly let slip: if he sees you holding yourself back, trying not to be “too” much of anything he might not like... that next yare yare is him admitting he doesn’t mind it, as long as you don’t start yelling. He’ll actually enjoy your excitement, quietly of course, sure not to let others onto his amusement of your cuteness.

If you share his interests (marine biology, reading, nature in general) he’ll feel a bit more inclined to talk about them, just a smidge. Jotaro enjoys listening to you talk about your passions though, even if they differ from his. That intent stare taking in the way your eyes sparkle, that cute smile making butterflies flutter in his stomach.

Even though he loves going on walks, admiring nature and inhaling the fresh air, he is a secret homebody and would love it if you shared the sentiment. Lounging on the couch in comfy clothes, quietly enjoying each other’s presence while doing your own things, just basking in the shared space.

Since this is SDC Jotaro, he’s in the early stages of his love for showing off his accessories and he likes it when you do too. Just a couple of small hints at your likes through cute pins or a small chains.

He likes to be stylish but is by no means that into fashion, he knows what he likes and sticks to that. But if you’re a bit more of a fashionista he’ll share his opinions on louder outfits that attract a lot of attention. Just don’t take it too personal, he means well 😬

Likes you best in your comfortable pj’s, wrapped up like a cute burrito in a dolphin blanket 🥰

Kakyoin

As much as the jokes get made, if you’re the mom friend, he’s constantly trying to do right by you. A doting nature that still lets him be independent will make him go 🥰😍!!

Love and kindness towards others is so endearing to him, and if you’re not afraid to speak your mind openly, he might have to confess his love right this minute. He won’t be shy in letting his liking for you show either, offering charming jokes and compliments whenever you’re near.

And if you share his dry genZmemer humour, gently starting to drop hints that you’re not afraid to be a bit edgy you become his ultimate favourite person.

Because of his introverted nature, he likes someone who is a bit more independent as well, offering yourselves time and a comfortable pace to move in throughout the relationship.

He also greatly admires a strong need for justice and loyalty to a cause, it shows integrity and intelligence. That fiery passion in your eyes invigorates him just as much!

Kakyoin loves elegance and something that complements your features, no matter what style. He does have a bit of a thing for having matching colour palettes or at least ones that complement each other.

Cool gem tones are his favourite; emerald, ruby, sapphire...the list goes on.

At home though...get him a random shirt with a ridiculous slogan or phrase and he’ll wear it till it’s barely hanging on by a thread. Make him one too, a plain white shirt with a scribbly drawn frog or a meme-y phrase! He’ll wear it forever, being reminded of his love for you every time he laughs at the visual 😊

[fish-mage]

hi yes hello welcome to my blog weary traveler.....

I've got a bunch FAQ stuff under the readmore in case you want to know like. what I tag and stuff

Since my pinned post has been this meme for a few years (?) now I've decided to repost it and add some details for my blog as an FAQ or something to make life easier for people. (Also I didn't want to just add my whole navigation guide or whatever to some random reblog of a wizard pic yknow)

Posts on this blog that have potentially triggering subjects will always be tagged as "[Subject] CW". For example, "Clowns CW." If something isn't tagged and you would like it to be, send me a message and I'll edit the post with a new warning!

wizard posting is done under the tag "Wizard Wednesday" regardless of the day because it's always wizard wednesday in our hearts....

Also, due to the overwhelming amount of bullshit going on with the state of the world, I've decided that posts that deals with incredibly heavy political topics will be tagged as "current events". This isn't a political blog by any fucking means, but also I'm a person that lives in this world, and that means I deal with this shit too. There are going to be things that aren't just dumb jokes sometimes. It's my house

I can't think of anything else rn but I felt it was worth finally making a post about!

[deadveiled]

              𝐇𝐎𝐖 𝐈 𝐑𝐔𝐍 𝐌𝐘 𝐁𝐋𝐎𝐆𝐒.

ꜱᴘᴇᴇᴅ.  as of right now, my blog runs (almost) fully on a queue, which is a decision i made earlier in the semester since i want to focus more of my time on school work, practicing, graduate school applications, and taking care of my mental and physical health, which can often involve extended breaks from the rpc. with that said, i do try and queue up at least one response every time i find myself on here, which is usually a tiny bit at the middle of the day and mostly in the late afternoon and evenings (when i’m not dicking around elsewhere or watching shows). weekends and US holidays/school breaks are a different story, where i’m around more often but still trying to focus on myself.

ʀᴇᴘʟɪᴇꜱ.  i tend to draft all of the thread replies that i owe and queue up at least one response for whenever i’m online and feel like completing something from my drafts, as i mentioned in the last section. i also tend to queue these responses in the order that i receive them, but it depends on how much i’m feeling a specific thread and if i’m mains with the other or not. if it’s been around a couple weeks since you replied to a thread we’re doing, please feel free to send me a gentle poke, and it  would be helpful to provide a link to the thread since sometimes things  tend to get lost in my drafts. i don’t use banners or any fancy graphics in my responses, just still icons.

ꜱᴛᴀʀᴛᴇʀꜱ.  i don’t post a ton of these, but when i do, they’re usually inspired by songs (as per usual). not very many of them tend to get a lot of notes, sometimes none at all, so if it’s been a while where i’ve had a starter and i want to write whatever that one is about, i’ll likely just reblog it again instead of making a new one. my opens are generally always open, and any of my mutuals are always welcome to respond!! c: i use banners for starter calls.

ᴀꜱᴋꜱ.  like thread responses, in-character responses to things in the inbox tend to be queued, and i also like to publish them in the order i get them, unless if it’s some prompt or starter that i’m really excited about. anon asks are currently closed at the moment due to both anxiety from a very brief harassment incident that occurred over the summer and because i get anxious about having anonymous messages, particularly with the astounding degree of hatred towards marginalized folks like trans people at the moment, of which i am. i’m also never really in the mood to see people arguing with me in my inbox about my character and my writing habits, which have happened on other blogs before. so i decided that it’s best to not have that option at all. that topic aside, if it’s been a while since you’ve sent in an ask, please feel free to give a gentle poke, and if it’s from a meme, it would be helpful to specify that as well. i use banners, dividers, and still icons in my ask posts, which i tend to just copy and paste from the ask itself into a new text post (which you all probably already know).

ᴏᴏᴄ ꜱᴛᴜꜰꜰ.  sometimes i often take more time to answer ooc stuff and chat with you guys than i do for threads or asks & other in character stuff i owe you guys, because i love to talk to y’all and get to know y’all as people since i think it makes us better writing partners. i also love getting asks for ooc stuff, like from memes. for ooc posts i use banners.

ᴍᴇꜱꜱᴀɢɪɴɢ & ᴅɪꜱᴄᴏʀᴅ.  mutuals are always welcome to dm me here on tumblr to ask questions. most ooc interactions i prefer to have on discord, where you can find me at dumb bitch energy#7000. i personally find the platform a lot more accessible and easier to use and has statistically been less fucky with me than tumblr messaging. for things like further plotting and discussion, i strongly prefer discord, but if you don’t have a discord, then tumblr messenger works just fine.

ʜɪᴀᴛᴜꜱ.  whenever i take a hiatus, i will make both a public post and mark my blog as such in the current pinned post. the only roleplay blogs of mine that are not currently on hiatus are this one (even though i’m admittedly on a semi-hiatus here), @titxxn​, & @cybermarked​. speaking of this blog being on a semi-hiatus at the moment, responses are going to come a lot slower than the responses on other blogs, and my activity will be a lot spottier. when i’m on any kind of hiatus, all rules regarding sending me messages about asks and replies that i owe you are rescinded. i’ve done all i believe is necessary to notify you regarding my absence, and i expect that you respect my decision and my space and not continuously hound me.

ᴏᴛʜᴇʀ ʀᴘ ʙʟᴏɢꜱ.  all of my other rp blogs can be found here.

[titxxn]

               𝐇𝐎𝐖 𝐈 𝐑𝐔𝐍 𝐌𝐘 𝐁𝐋𝐎𝐆𝐒.

ꜱᴘᴇᴇᴅ.  as of right now, my blog runs (almost) fully on a queue, which is a decision i made earlier in the semester since i want to focus more of my time on school work, practicing, graduate school applications, and taking care of my mental and physical health, which can often involve extended breaks from the rpc. with that said, i do try and queue up at least one response every time i find myself on here, which is usually a tiny bit at the middle of the day and mostly in the late afternoon and evenings (when i’m not dicking around elsewhere or watching shows). weekends and US holidays/school breaks are a different story, where i’m around more often but still trying to focus on myself.

ʀᴇᴘʟɪᴇꜱ.  i tend to draft all of the thread replies that i owe and queue up at least one response for whenever i’m online and feel like completing something from my drafts, as i mentioned in the last section. i also tend to queue these responses in the order that i receive them, but it depends on how much i’m feeling a specific thread and if i’m mains with the other or not. if it’s been around a couple weeks since you replied to a thread we’re doing, please feel free to send me a gentle poke, and it would be helpful to provide a link to the thread since sometimes things tend to get lost in my drafts. i don’t use banners or any fancy graphics in my responses, just still icons.

ꜱᴛᴀʀᴛᴇʀꜱ.  i don’t post a ton of these, but when i do, they’re usually inspired by songs (as per usual). not very many of them tend to get a lot of notes, sometimes none at all, so if it’s been a while where i’ve had a starter and i want to write whatever that one is about, i’ll likely just reblog it again instead of making a new one. my opens are generally always open, and any of my mutuals are always welcome to respond!! c: i use banners for starter calls.

ᴀꜱᴋꜱ.  like thread responses, in-character responses to things in the inbox tend to be queued, and i also like to publish them in the order i get them, unless if it’s some prompt or starter that i’m really excited about. anon asks are currently closed at the moment due to both anxiety from a very brief harassment incident that occurred over the summer and because i get anxious about having anonymous messages, particularly with the astounding degree of hatred towards marginalized folks like trans people at the moment, of which i am. i’m also never really in the mood to see people arguing with me in my inbox about my character and my writing habits, which have happened on other blogs before. so i decided that it’s best to not have that option at all. that topic aside, if it’s been a while since you’ve sent in an ask, please feel free to give a gentle poke, and if it’s from a meme, it would be helpful to specify that as well. i use banners, dividers, and still icons in my ask posts, which i tend to just copy and paste from the ask itself into a new text post (which you all probably already know).

ᴏᴏᴄ ꜱᴛᴜꜰꜰ.  sometimes i often take more time to answer ooc stuff and chat with you guys than i do for threads or asks & other in character stuff i owe you guys, because i love to talk to y’all and get to know y’all as people since i think it makes us better writing partners. i also love getting asks for ooc stuff, like from memes. for ooc posts i use banners.

ᴍᴇꜱꜱᴀɢɪɴɢ & ᴅɪꜱᴄᴏʀᴅ.  mutuals are always welcome to dm me here on tumblr to ask questions. most ooc interactions i prefer to have on discord, where you can find me at dumb bitch energy#7000. i personally find the platform a lot more accessible and easier to use and has statistically been less fucky with me than tumblr messaging. for things like further plotting and discussion, i strongly prefer discord, but if you don’t have a discord, then tumblr messenger works just fine.

ʜɪᴀᴛᴜꜱ.  whenever i take a hiatus, i will make both a public post and mark my blog as such in the current pinned post. the only roleplay blogs of mine that are not currently on hiatus are this one, @cybermarked​, and @deadveiled​ (although it’s kind of on a semi-hiatus). when i’m on any kind of hiatus, all rules regarding sending me messages about asks and replies that i owe you are rescinded. i’ve done all i believe is necessary to notify you regarding my absence, and i expect that you respect my decision and my space and not continuously hound me.

ᴏᴛʜᴇʀ ʀᴘ ʙʟᴏɢꜱ.  all of my other rp blogs can be found here.

[puppypeter]

These are all dark fics, READ THE TAGS before reading the fics. It is your responsibility to check whether what you are about to read is something that you can stomach. While most of these fics are based around trauma, recovery etc many feature triggering scenes or flashbacks as well as darker themes. Please be safe and don’t read them if they can be triggering for you! Proceed with caution! Most of them are Hydra Trash, but still not just the ugly bits as I like there to be a plot. Hiding them below the cut:

between scylla and charybdis | 21590 words

Sam Wilson has been witness to a lot of things he wishes he could unsee. Civilian families shot dead in their cars because of miscommunications at checkpoints. Riley’s body spiralling to the ground in a smoke-plumed plummet. His own face in his bathroom mirror after waking up hung-over as hell at two in the afternoon, the day after the anniversary of Riley’s death, year after year after year.

And now, in an abandoned bunker on the outskirts of Boston, a seemingly unremarkable manila folder at the bottom of a filing cabinet.

Berceuse | 10730 words

There are strange, new things Bucky needs from Steve.

Dreamers Often Lie | 11040 words

As far as Bucky remembers, sex is something that is painful and terrifying if you wake up while it's happening. As the Asset, sleeping through sex was a rare treat. When Steve lets Bucky know he's interested in a sexual relationship, what Steve doesn't know is that they have fundamentally different ideas of what that entails.

despite the threatening sky and the shuddering earth (they remained) | 71532 words

“They really didn’t want the mask to come off.” Hill thumbed through the scans, and pulled out a film that she then handed over to Sam, face mostly expressionless but for the flat line of her pursed lips.

Sam accepted the film and held it up to the light, angling so both he and Steve could see it, squinting at the outline of the Winter Soldier’s skull, and the blips of unnatural white that showed up, God, in his brain, not to mention about half his teeth, plus the mask, with its thin protrusions—

“Those are pins,” Steve realized. He looked over at Hill. “The mask—it’s nailed to his face.”

Hill’s face was as unmoved as ever. “Like I said. They really didn’t want it coming off.”

Fire And Water For Your Love | 77084 words

When the Avengers investigate an abandoned HYDRA base on behalf of S.H.I.E.L.D., they unexpectedly encounter a dark-haired man with a torn metal arm, who leads them to an even more shocking discovery deeper inside the base. The Avengers must reconcile what they have found with the lies S.H.I.E.L.D. has been telling for decades.

Give An Inch | 5070 words

The Captain has a warm smile and clear, open eyes. The Soldier knows these are tricks. He's fallen for them before and he won't do it again.

Humans As Gods | 4818 words

"HYDRA's scientists had been delighted to find their serum-reversal procedure had worked. Their jubilation was dampened by the discovery that Steve's smaller self might no longer be Captain America-sized but was still 100% Steve Rogers, and Steve Rogers was now mad enough to spit nails. A minor oversight in the design of the containment area meant that smaller-Steve had simply wriggled out of the now ridiculously-oversized restraints like an angry ferret escaping a paper bag, and punched the nearest technician in the nuts.

Chaos ensued."

HYDRA scientists successfully de-serum Captain America, only to discover that they are utterly unprepared for Steve Rogers. Meanwhile, the Winter Soldier follows his instructions to the letter. This works out just great.

The Only One That Needs To Know | 6571 words

Bucky can't control his body. He can only control what secrets he keeps.

I Was Wearing My Blue Coat | 11503 words

Following exposure of his past as the Winter Soldier, anonymous postings of explicit video footage, 63 charges of murder and the wrath of the Internet, James Buchanan "Bucky" Barnes finally steps into the limelight and tells his story to Zenat Patel of the New York Times.

Compliance Will Be Rewarded | 4767 words

Someone told him once: "Compliance will be rewarded," and he remembers pressing his head against a man’s leg in open supplication. He remembers hands in his hair, and a gentle grip on the back of his neck. He remembers a man telling him "so good, so good for me aren't you?" And he remembers nodding his head in a desperate attempt to be exactly as good as he was supposed to be.

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Bucky Barnes is physically free from Hydra, but the hold on his mind lingers still. All he wants is to go home, and he'll do anything he can to get there.

To Burn Your Kingdom Down | 12370 words

The Avengers go after a Hydra splinter cell with a nasty habit of brutalizing their prisoners. Steve has some ugly history with them, and when a rescue mission gone wrong leaves him and Sam in enemy hands, the situation gets uglier still.

Worth The Wound | 7709 words

The asset knows that maintenance is better than punishment. But with Steve, maintenance becomes more pleasant, soft and gentle and everything he could dream of. It was only natural that he decided to prolong that maintenance a little longer.

The Spaces In-Between | 6971 words | Part 1 of What We Tried So Hard To Hide Away

"Memories are like buckets of water: they weigh on the heart and the brain until the body fails. You're blessed to stay forgetful and young, Soldier."

Sometimes blessings feel like curses.

Illuminate The Scene | 7086 words | Part 2 of What We Tried So Hard To Hide Away

The doctors had wanted to keep the Soldier. Shock him and freeze him until he was fixed, or tear him to scrap if he couldn’t be repaired so that he wouldn’t be an entirely wasted investment. Steve is the only thing stopping them.

When the Soldier can't trust his own body, how can he trust anything?

All These Riots Of Broken Sound | 83790 words | Part 1 of Forever Is A Close And Honest Friend

When Steve and the team return to Avengers tower to find Bucky gone, they must venture into B.A.R.F. to figure out what triggered him to leave and hunt those who wronged him. Trapped in a simulation of Bucky's worst memories with rogue HYDRA agents waiting to strike, 100 years of secrets, lies, pain and love drive the team to their limit and push Steve towards a realisation that is a century in the making.

I Was Lost But Left A Trace | 3585 words | Part 2 of Forever Is A Close And Honest Friend

Disorientated, the Asset reached up to wipe at the moisture on its cheeks and was shocked to find it clear, instead of the crimson it has been expecting. It didn’t understand why this misidentification had caused uproarious laughter from the technicians.

“It is not blood,” the Asset told him, “but it is still a malfunction.”

This sobered the technician a little, and he nodded tightly.

“Yes. It is. But we will fix you.”

I’ll Always Be Blamed For The Sun Going Down | 9907 words | Part 3 of Forever Is A Close And Honest Friend

He knows he’s in the right place. He has heard the guys at the docks laugh and joke about the queers who come out after dark, looking to earn a little extra cash. He has seen the johns, when he’s been out late enough, skulking in the shadows like predators hunting for their next meal, looking for something in particular. Sometimes they look at him.

A small, rusty pen knife that his father had picked up in Europe during the Great War sits heavy in the breast pocket of his jacket. Just in case.

Book Of The Moon | 16019 words | Part 4 of Forever Is A Close And Honest Friend

In 1929, Bucky Barnes falls in love for the first time and resigns himself to never telling a soul, let alone Steve, the object of his affections. In 1943, half a world away from the man he can never have and fighting for his life and his sanity, something new begins to bloom.

Habeas Corpus | 18054 words

An unexpected incident in the field leaves Steve Rogers facing the infiltration of a Hydra base and retrieval of important intelligence, all while pretending to be the Winter Soldier. Unfortunately, there are important aspects of the Soldier's past that Bucky hasn't disclosed, and Steve has no idea what he's really walking into.

Bullies | 14979 words

Written for the MCU trash meme prompt:

I wanna see Steve being messed with by his secretly-HYDRA coworker buddies. I want them generally fucking with him, "accidentally" doing terrible things to him or getting Steve into awful situations, telling jokes that aren't really jokes, gaslighting, performing sexual-assault hazing under the guise that "that's what people do now," pressuring him into other sex shit, anything, just fuck Steve up.

Steve isn't failing to fully catch on because he's dumb or oblivious: it's just that he is Steve, so he wants to believe the best of everybody, and he doesn't want to believe that he could be working for/with bullies and that (as Natasha says) he essentially died for nothing.

Not Unwanted, Not Unloved | 50320 words

They'd resigned themselves to never becoming parents - until Bucky gets pregnant and drops off the grid without even a whisper to his mate about his condition. Steve will still raze the earth to find him, but that doesn't mean he likes what he finds.

The Tones That Tremble Down Your Spine | 13889 words

Tony tells him they’re planning a party for Steve’s birthday. He knows how parties are supposed to go.

Lacuna | 62875 words

The Winter Soldier doesn't remember Steve Rogers, but he needs Rogers' help.

OR: The one where Bucky doesn't remember Steve, but falls in love with him anyway.

Not A Perfect Soldier | 93354 words

In a world where HYDRA was wiped out in the '40s, Steve is found by the Army rather than SHIELD. General Thaddeus Ross wants a perfectly obedient super-soldier at his command, and to that end, he sets out to break Steve to his will. As Steve struggles to come to terms with all he has lost, his life in captivity is only made bearable by the presence of another prisoner-- another super-soldier known only as "Soldat". Then the Avengers strike a deal with Ross to "borrow" him for missions, and Steve is faced with a team who dislikes him, an organization he doesn't trust, and the question of what he's willing to do to escape Ross's clutches.

For Want Of Him | 103174 words

It's the twenty-first century, and Steve Rogers has never been more alone. Everything he knew, everyone he loved, is now gone, and a dark, bitter loneliness claws at him, raking bleeding gashes into his heart. And then there's Brock Rumlow. Rumlow is like salt in his wounds; vicious, and cruel. But his dark brown hair and teasing smirk reminds Steve of someone long dead, and his New York accent sounds like home...He's a soldier like him...he understands. And Steve makes the fatal mistake of trusting him.

The Same Measure | 4943 words

The Winter Soldier was never allowed to stop unless an injury was too grievous.

To Be Unmade | 5114 words | Part 1 of Alexander Pierce Should Have Died Slower

For the asset, things only ever get worse. The external scars fade quickly enough. The internal ones dig deeper and deeper.

But the internal scars are called love, and doesn't that make them worth the hurt?

Do Not Put In The Icebox | 7143 words | Part 2 of Alexander Pierce Should Have Died Slower

When the asset malfunctions on a mission, Rumlow and Rollins learn more than they ever wanted to know about Pierce's hobbies.

And then everyone has pancakes.

The Knowing Makes It Worse | 4130 words | Part 3 of Alexander Pierce Should Have Died Slower

No is a bad word and invites punishment.

Or, Alexander Pierce is a very bad man who delights in manipulating and degrading the asset.

Love Is For Children | 5303 words | Part 4 of Alexander Pierce Should Have Died Slower

Bucky understands how the game works. He can't understand why it makes Steve cry.

But Natasha and the other Avengers are there to help.

I Just Wanted To Be Sure Of You | 4461 words | Part 5 of Alexander Pierce Should Have Died Slower

Bucky has Bucky Bear; it's only fair for Natasha to have something of her own.

Visiting a toy store wasn't strictly necessary, but if Tony wants to throw money around, no one's going to complain.

“Till The End Of The Line | 6069 words | Part 6 of Alexander Pierce Should Have Died Slower

It's hard to take a friendship right back up when so much has changed over seventy years.

Particularly when HYDRA's conditioning resurfaces.

*if you feel that any of these fics shouldn’t be in this list please just send me a message! :) I have read them all but over the past 1+ years so some of them I might not remember all the details of :)

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Writing Prompts

“If they die, that’s on you.”

“You manage to make me smile on my worst days.” 

“If you don’t stop being so cute, I will literally have to cuddle you to death.”

Someone threatens to hurt Person A in order to manipulate Person B.

“What were you thinking? You could have died!”

“You’re baby.” “ What does that mean? You know I don’t understand slang.”

“I’ve never loved anyone the way I love you.”

“Of course you had something to do with this.”

“If anything ever happened to you, I would never forgive myself.”

Person A finds a positive pregnancy test in the trash and asks Person B about it. 

“There’s a chicken stuck under the bed.” “Are you joking?” “Do I look like I’m joking?”

“When are you two just going to get married already?” “We’re not even dating.”

“I love you.” “Prove it.”

“Hey, only person here I actually enjoy spending time with.”

“What do you want for dinner?”

“How are you this amazing?”

“Just shut up and kiss me.”

“How is it physically possible for you to be this dumb?”

A year long camping trip. They live in an RV for a year and travel the country/ another country. 

“We should have a baby.” 

“Did you just lick the window?”

“I can’t lose you. I just can’t!”

Person A spends the entire day trying to sneak attack Person B with kisses at random moments.

“When they died, so did I.”

“You’re late.” “Sorry, I would have been on time, but I really didn’t want to come, so…”

Person A, Person B, and Person C are in New Jersey for work reasons. Person A is obsessed with Hamilton and won’t stop saying, “Everything is legal in New Jersey.”

“You deserve to be loved.”

“I need you to stay by my side forever.”

Person A and Person B are in a heated argument and nobody knows why. They’re fighting over who loves the other more.

“What does “power shrimp” mean and why did you write it in your notebook?”

“You light up my life.”

“And there goes the rest of my dignity.”

Person A pins up horribly made memes around the house.

“Sorry I’m late, I fell into the fountain at the park.”

“Why is the dog wearing a Yoda costume?”

“I know for a fact that that isn’t your sweater.”

“What time is it?” “3 a.m.” “Why are you bothering me at three in the morning?”

“Why are there googly eyes everywhere?”

“Why do you have to shatter my heart into a million pieces every time you see me?”

“How can something that made me so happy destroy me like this?”

“You make my soul happy.”

“I literally don’t think I’m physically capable of living without you.”

Person A can’t sleep, so they go to make a snack or something and Person B is already in the kitchen.

“You don’t even live here.”

“Do you love me?” 

“I’m so glad you’re okay!”

“It’s not okay, you’re crying because of me!”

“I miss the way things were before.”

“I have no idea what I just witnessed, but it was entertaining.”

“I just want to hold you and never let go.”

“Nobody loves me.” “I do.” “Shut up.”

“How are you so good at this?”

“Why are you dressed like that?”

 “Every day I know you, I love you more.”

“You look so cute in pajamas.”

“Why are there googly eyes everywhere?”

“How are you so beautiful?”

“If things were different…” “Will you stop that for one second and just enjoy this moment right now?”

“Are you trying to seduce me?” “Is it working?”

“I can’t believe I forgot our anniversary!”

“You need to sleep.”

“You always manage to make me laugh.”

“I feel like my heart was ripped straight out of my chest.”

“Words cannot describe how beautiful you are.”

“They better not be dead or so help me…”

“I’m cold.” “You’re always cold.”

“They hung up on me!”

“I am not sick!”

“I haven’t seen you in forever!” “It’s been 20 minutes”

“I will never stop needing you.”

“Don’t tell me you’re scared.”

“I’m not marrying them.”

“I’m so in love with them right now.”

“It shouldn’t be physically possible for me to love you this much.”

“What the hell is with all of the sock puppets?”

“You look stunning.”

“Is there really an ostrich in our living room, or am I seeing things?”

“I have an idea” “Uh oh.”

“I wish I could find the words to express just how much I love you.”

 “I zoned out like, 10 minutes ago. I have no idea what you’re talking about.”

“You have frosting on your nose.”

“Why are you looking at me like that?”

“Your hair is soft when you brush it.”

“I brought an extra blanket.”

“I know I don’t deserve it, but I need you to forgive me.”

“You deserve to be happy, so I’m not leaving until I cheer you up.”

“You’re okay. It was just a nightmare.”

“I wish I’d never met you!”

“I could be dead and you wouldn’t even care!”

“Please don’t do that again. Ever.”

“I’m a complete mess!” 

“Why are you like this?”

“Just shut up.” 

“You’re my favorite person ever.”

“You shouldn’t kill them.”

“Just stay right here with me forever.”

“Who would want to carry a giant pickle around the park?”

“I told you not to bring home a puppy.”

“You never take my advice.”

“I love you, but that’s so stupid.”