#theta’s garden

[datamodel-of-disaster]

My Wisteria flowered! Just a single flower cluster, but… it flowered!!

[datamodel-of-disaster]

Exhibit A in “Why my spouse will not let me plant a Rhododendron in our yard”

100 year old rhododendron and the woman who planted it

[boombox-fuckboy]

Oh to be Sally Grissom in her garden or X in her biodome or Gwen Hartley on her planet or Nessa Cheong in her glasshouse...

[lesbiantrish]

been working on this fic for so long i forgot some things are supposed to happen LMFAOO

[dzthenerd490]

File: The Ruins

SCP#: AAE

Code Name: Creeping Predator

Object Class: Keter

Special Containment Procedures: Samples of SCP-AAE are contained in separate vials making a total of twelve vials. All vials are contained within a biohazard capsule, the capsule being contained within a sample freezer. The freezer in question is locked by a 6-digit pass code, set at -100 degrees Fahrenheit, and contained at site-AC. The containment cell of SCP-AAE also acts as a testing room, measuring 8x8 meters. The room is equipped with Foundation standard biohazard lab testing equipment and resources for studying SCP-AAE. The temperature of the room is set at 30 degrees Fahrenheit. Setting the room at this temperature allows SCP-AAE to grow in a slow and easy to control pace. Should the temperature raise any higher SCP-AAE will grow without restriction.

Any personnel who enter the containment room is to wear an Anti-Bacterial Hazmat suit with up-to-date self-ventilation gear and mask. Testing with SCP-AAE is to only be done within the containment room. Any testing outside of SCP-AAE’s containment must be approved by at least one Level 5 Clearance Foundation staff member. After testing is concluded all excess SCP-AAE samples are to be completely destroyed.

Before entering SCP-AAE's containment room one must enter the decontamination room. The decontamination room is an 4x6 meter room with two doors one leading in and out while the other leads to a SCP-AAE's containment room. Once entering the room, a sterilizing chemical will be released that is powerful enough to kill off SCP-AAE. It is advised for any personnel to keep wearing their protective gear within this room as exposure to this chemical leads to severe damage to the skin and even cancer development.

Any new or additional resources and tools that are brought into SCP-AAE's containment room must be completely sealed and sterilized as well. However, anything that is brought into SCP-AAE’s containment cell must never be taken out. Anyone who breaks this rule will be terminated and their body incinerated. There are no exceptions.

If SCP-AAE somehow breaks containment, both the containment room and decontamination room have the liquid nitrogen explosives in the walls. These explosives will detonate immediately upon this happening. Should SCP-AAE somehow get past this, Foundation security is to be armed with flame throwers and destroy all escaped SCP-AAE instances. Foundation staff that come into contact with SCP-AAE by a 10-meter radius must be quarantined. Quarantine lasts for 48 hours and after they pass a blood test, psychology test, and physical test they are released. If they fail, even at the slightest hint of infection they are to be incinerated on the spot. 

Description: SCP-AAE is a resilient, carnivorous, and extremely hostile form of plant life. SCP-AAE seems to greatly resemble Parthenocissus quinquefolia in appearance. However, DNA testing has shown that SCP-AAE's isn't related to any form of flora on earth. SCP-AAE is able to grow at an alarming rate, can move like a sentient organism capable of though, and has the unique ability to grow microscopic seeds on any part of its being. SCP-AAE instances are constantly covered in these seeds allowing them to spread to any object or entity that comes into physical contact.

Once SCP-AAE seeds make contact with an organism, they will start growing and enter the body by any available method; preferably, open wounds and body orifices. Though they tend to do this while not in sight or when the organism is asleep. Once the sprout does get into the body it will procced to drink the victim’s blood and grow rapidly. When multiple seeds enter the body, they will grow and spread through the bloodstream to every part of the body, making removal nearly impossible. Should SCP-AAE seeds land on inorganic objects instead, they will remain dormant until contact with organic life is made. 

While SCP-AAE instances drink the blood and nutrients, the host will begin to suffer symptoms such as dehydration, paranoia, low blood sugar, auditory hallucinations and odor hallucinations. Due to SCP-AAE’s spontaneous growth, these symptoms will get progressively worse in a short span of time. Estimated death by dehydration or suicide is normally 24 to 48 hours. After death SCP-AAE with burst out and latch to any other SCP-AAE instances. If no other instances are present SCP-AAE will simply continue growing and spreading with the human remains as an origin point.

SCP-AAE instances that have no access to more organic prey will simply grow and overtake as much area as possible. With a single human corpse, SCP-AAE will overtake an area of 150 to 300 meters within 5 minutes to 1 hour. It should be noted that parasitic infection is not SCP-AAE’s preferred method of feeding and spreading. It is however, the most effective.

SCP-AAE is able to quickly detect the blood of potential victims, though how this is possible is unknown. Once in range, it will grab the prey with its living tendril like vines. SCP-AAE is not very strong and is aware of this fact, so it prefers to only strike when capturing prey is a guarantee. When no organic material is present to feed, SCP-AAE will start to sprout flowers. SCP-AAE flowers have the anomalous ability to mimic any noises it “hears” within 10 feet. It often mimics noises to trick potential prey into making physical contact with SCP-AAE so that it can trap and feed on them. The flowers don't just produce noise but also smells that are familiar to prey such as cleaning chemicals, foods, lavender, and other pleasing smells. Testing has shown the DNA of SCP-AAE flowers like the rest of the anomaly is nothing like any flora on earth. Yet in appearance as well as physical texture they are no different to red instance of Hippeastrum genus. Furthermore, how the flowers are capable of producing sound and smell is unknown.

SCP-AAE is not only intelligent but has a hive mind where all connected instances, hold the same memories. From the testimony of the only surviving member of the [data expunged] incident, we learned SCP-AAE prefers human meat and blood, is able to differentiate between dead and live meat and prefers to keep its prey form knowing its alive. On first contact with human life, SCP-AAE will hunt and spread with stealth. However, once its prey is aware of its existence it will start mocking them by emitting auditory and odor-based hallucinations to create new opportunities to hunt. This will continue until the prey die of starvation, murderous insanity, or suicide. As stated before, SCP-AAE is carnivorous but not strong, so it relies on psychological warfare. Its frighteningly resilient but even more patient, almost making it an apex predator.

SCP-AAE was discovered in 2008 on an ancient pyramid just outside of the [data expunged] village located in Yucatan Peninsula, Mexico. SCP-AAE was brought to the Foundations attention when Foundation agents within the area spotted a lost bloody girl begging for help in a local village. The agents quickly obtain the girl for evacuation as she was a possible survivor of an anomalous attack. However, the agents were met with resistance by several civilians of the area. The agents managed to protect the girl and get her into Foundation custody. However, upon returning to Foundation Site-[data expunged] the girl and the four agents were confirmed to be hosts of SCP-AAE with symptoms being extremely visible.

[data expunged] was interviewed for information while Foundation medical staff tried to get rid of the SCP-AAE infection. Once it was confirmed [data expunged] and the agents could not be saved the surgeries stop but the interviews continued. Only after all available data was obtained, [data expunged] and the four agents were incinerated. Later, interview staff, security units, and medical staff were forced to go through quarantine which ended with all of them being cleared. Furthermore, the extracted SCP-AAE instances were collected and placed into containment.

Because of the nature of SCP-AAE Mobile Task Force Theta-4 “Gardeners” was deployed to the location where [data expunged] was rescued. With samples of SCP-AAE already collected, the mission was to cull the entirety of the wild instances rather than contain. Four Theta-4 units were armed with flame throwers while the other four were armed with Chemical Spray guns loaded with experimental weed killer created specifically to kill SCP-AAE. Upon arrival, MTF Theta-4 units were authorized to eliminate any civilians who interfered. However, once entering the village, SCP-AAE had already started spreading and killing everyone. The working theory is that [data expunged] and the agents who retrieved her accidently spread SCP-AAE while doing so, making this one of the Foundation’s greatest failures. 

Command quickly gave the order to eliminate all civilians, after approximately three hours the village was destroyed along with the SCP-AAE infection. The operation ended when all units moved to the pyramid where SCP-AAE originated. Theta-4 units sprayed and burned all visible instances as well as the surrounding forest to prevent spread. A cover story was later created stating the village accidently set an uncontrollable fire that burned most of the forest and killed all the villagers. Upon return, all units were placed under quarantine as per protocol. Three Theta-4 units were unfortunately incinerated due to heavy internal infection form SCP-AAE.

.

SCP Horror Movie Files Hub

[datamodel-of-disaster]

I saw one! It bloomed in the Meise Botanical Garden in Belgium and I got to see it! It was awesome!

Yes, they had a little photo area so you could stand next to the flower to have your picture taken xD forgive my boring ass work outfit, I literally went there straight after work because how could I NOT go see the corpse flower?

Also it was the birthday of Carl Linnaeus, father of modern taxonomy, which I felt was a very auspicious time to visit a botanical garden.

what's ur favorite flower & why?

Amorphophallus titanum

AKA the "Corpse Flower" because it smells like rotting meat

Latin name means "Giant Werid-looking Penis"

Largest single flower on earth

Bloom once every 2-3 years for 24 hours.

Every time one in the collection of the Denver Botanic Gardens blooms, they open the garden for free to anyone to come see it's Putrid Magnificence for the full 24 hours it's open and there's a huge party about it.

[jadeitor-art]

SCP - MTF Theta-4 (The Gardeners) 🌿

Old watercolor I made of my favorite MTF team from the SCP universe

[radio-ghost-cooks]

the Hole's ideas abt Gallifrey/Gallifreyan

spoken Gallifreyan sounds like song

there's some telepathic layer to it that humans/non-telepathic races can't pick up

in a brighter timeline the Master sings their childhood lullabies to the Doctor to help her sleep

the telepathic element makes it capable of soothing or causing physical harm

the Doctor's brain is so quiet now that Gallifrey is gone

not only are the Time Lords and Gallifreyans gone but so too is their culture

the Doctor scouring the TARDIS for the remaining seeds and saplings of her home, now endangered like she is

in one version of things the Doctor is a horrible gardener, in the other she's fantastic

either way the Master is the best with them

she saves the plants for when she gets the Master back (she never does)

the Master hates human Christmas because it can never go back to Gallifrey and enjoy the foods it loved as a child alongside its family. the Time War took that away.

the Theta Sigma used to bake Koschei a cake each year and now that Gallifrey is gone, the Master wakes up to a cake every year and it's not as pink as it was before and there are substitutions in the flour and it's not the same frosting as the kind from Low Town but it still tastes exactly the same

Gallifrey doesn't die with the Doctor, it dies with the Master.

[lover-also-fighter-also]

THE PRINCE SWAP

Hi everyone,

So me and @cadybear420 had this idea of writing an adaptation of The Princess Swap, but featuring our OG: HSS MC's, Jeremy Rin (my MC) and Alan Parke (Cady's MC). Hope you enjoy it. And please tell us in the comments/reblogs about how it is.

Tagging @choicesficwriterscreations for this work.

Additional tags: @somerandomjewelleryonthefloor @choicesmc

@choicescommunityevents

@choicesmonthlychallenge

Chapter 1 part 1: Worlds Collide

It was a gorgeous day in the kingdom of Monterre, and Jeremy Rin, new exchange student of Julivert University and member of the Delta Theta Delta sorority was in his room, putting final touches to his presentation.

'That's done! Now time for a break.' he said, stretching himself out, and hopping off the bed. Just then, the bedroom door opens, and Jeremy's best friend, and the first person he met in this country, Faye, enters.

'You done?' she asks, taking his laptop. 'Yep.' said Jeremy, 'Think that's good for a perfect grade?' Faye frowns as she skims through the presentation. 'Not bad, but you are certainly not going to get a perfect grade for this.' she said. 'That's okay.' said Jeremy, 'A decent grade is enough for me.'

'Come on, Jer. Don't you want to put a little more effort into this?' asked Faye. 'Nah, I'm good. Besides, I was hoping we hit the pub tonight. Come on Faye, live a little.' said Jeremy, grinning and giving a light punch on her shoulder. 'Besides, I think I would want to find more adventure than homework, now that I'm in another country.' Despite herself, Faye smiles a little. 'Okay Jer, you win. You always manage to smooth talk your way out of things. Wish I knew how you do that.' Jeremy grins. 'It's my secret talent. I can't share all my secrets, not even to my best friend.' as Faye gave him a look.

Meanwhile, at the Monterre Palace…

Prince Alan of Monterre stood in front of his mirror, while his closest friend and lady-in-waiting, Aveline fits him into his new pink and floral dress. 'Don't you think it's a little too loose, Ave?' said Alan, adjusting himself to the new dress.

'Not if you want to enjoy your afternoon tea, your highness.' said Aveline, rushing around and taking final adjustments. 'Relax Ave, its not the end of the world - oof', he stopped as Aveline made an adjustment tighter. 'But its my job to make things perfect for you, your highness.' she said, taking short breaths.

'Ave, look at me.' said Alan, grabbing her arms. 'You are doing just fine. Besides, I would hate to see that beautiful face of yours get wrinkled because of the constant frowning.' he said, giving a small wink. Aveline laughed. 'You flatter me, your highness. Oh, I almost forgot, your father sent this.' She pulled out a letter with the royal seal. Alan frowns.

'Why does he always have to be this formal? He is my dad for god's sake.' He said, as he broke the seal and read the letter out loud. 'My dearest son, I have cancelled your afternoon schedule, to make time for a more relaxing itinerary (attached below). You also need not worry about the royal council meeting either. I will see you for dinner tonight. Love, Father.'

Alan skims through the itinerary, his frown deepening 'Lunch, socialization, walk through the garden…What does he think I am? A kid? He can't control my life!' Aveline rubs his shoulder, comfortingly 'He has certainly got a lot more protective since your mother passed.'

'You know what, I can't deal with this right now. I am heading to the conservatory to clear my head.' He leaves his room, followed by Aveline.

At the Delta Theta Delta Sorority…

'It's a beautiful day.' says Jeremy, looking out of the building. 'If only there was a place that I can go that can help me relax for a while..'. 'I would say try the conservatory.' said Faye, looking up from her work. They say it has very unique varieties of plants and its a really cool place..'

'Yeah, I know all about it.' said Jeremy, pulling a picture out of his wallet, showing a beautiful young woman sitting at the fountain. She had Jeremy's eyes and the same smile. 'That's where my mom and dad met, and mom might have told me the story a million times.'

'Your mom was a Monterrian? You never told me Jer.' said Faye, looking at the photo. 'Nah, she is American, she was just visiting here when she met my dad.'

'Wow, that's cute.' said Faye. 'So that's where you disappear off to for hours'. she said looking up at him. Jeremy shrugged. 'Guilty as charged. Sort of feels like home that place, you know.' he said, looking pensive. Faye touched his shoulder, 'Jeremy…' she said, which made Jeremy snap out of his daze. 'Hey, don't go all sentimental on me, I'm fine!' he said, putting back his usual grin.

'I'm heading over there and will be right back before we hit the pub.' he said. Before Faye could say anything, he rushed out of the sorority building, taking a walk to the city's royal conservatory. He passed by the rows of familiar flowers and plants, musing in his thoughts. He turns to the corner, and bumps into a stranger. 'Woah watch it…' starts Jeremy, but stops mid-speech when he sees the stranger.

'Who are you?' says Jeremy. 'And why do we look alike?' say the two of them at the same time.

Just then, a young woman rushes to the corner, and stops to look at the two of them.

'Um…Prince Alan, why are there two of you?'

[icarusredwings]

This is unfortunately true when you look at all of the stunts he pulls in public. He really doesn't want people to know or see him be vulnerable. He literally ran away and coward in the corner because he didn't want the doctor to make a fool out of him. He made everyone in the world him except for Donna and Wilf, and even that embarrassed him.

In this essay I will he spewing some utter nonsense-

Is anyone even going to read this? Idk. Anyway.

SPOILERS?

He wants to be taken seriously so bad and the Doc just CAN'T. Its so funny. Like when Dhawan tells her "ill kill one of your friends just to prove a point" and shes like "nah"

We all know deep down, though, that he just really wants a hug, validation, and attention. Unfortunately Dhawans type of attention is "Live with me in my cozy beach cabin and give me all of your attention forever" not the "Ill travel with you if you promise never to abandon me like you do your other companions."

It's why simm said no. He doesn't want to be "just the doctors companion." He wants to be equal. He wants to be the reason why the doctor won't leave a situation without him. He wants the Doctor to chase after him the way he chases after the pretty blonde girls.

(COUGH COUGH)

Like Rose.

I can see sax getting jealous more about Donna and the Doctor giggling to themselves all the time then River because to him donnas just some human girl that he took a liking too and theyre not even romantic??

You have to think of it this way, the Master has always really "been second" to the Doctor. When people came to look for him they'd find Theta because they knew Koschei wouldn't be too far behind. He doesn't want that anymore. He wants to be separated so badly yet desired the way the doctor treats the humans. Like old times.

I can totally see them being young and someone asking theta to play or study and Theta turning to ask Koschei if he wants to join too.

As much as the master HATES the idea of being a "side kick" he wants to be a package deal again.

So yes, He gets extremely embaressed about public affairs, esspecially if humans are around (bc lets be so fr the master sees them as lower life forms) and it reminds him of how embaressed he got with DECA too. How they'd tease him. Especially when they were like 13-14 you know damn well they came around like "Oh hey Koschei, wheres your boyfriend?" And hed be like "He's not my boyfriend!!" Bc yk. Children in denial.

He always wanted to be his equal, but he never could get to that point. Whether it's just because writing and plot armor, or its just his personality, even when he PROVES hes better then the doctor he STILL somehow gets demoted to second. (seriously, the doctor doesn't even have a license and has a broke ship yet everytime someone sees the masters TARDIS theyre like 'wow i didnt know you had one of these? Thats cool. It looks like the doctors.' And hes like 'Ofc you idiot, except mines not broken and im certified to drive! 🙄')

Its why hes so ducking weird with the whole "asserting dominance"/ humilliation thing. Ngl i think he just might be kinky but thats another topic-

Between trying to strangle him all the time, forcing the doctor to call him master infront of his friends, making 13 kneel infront of everyone, becoming the whole prime minister just to tease the doctor about having more people like him then the doctor (on god, dude has a validation kink I just know it), forcing the doctor to eat out of a dog bowl for a year, locking him in a cage, showing him off to lucy like a prize, Missy IMMEDIATELY kissing him seconds after meeting twelve and forcing him to feel her hearts just so he'd freak out?

I feel like if the doctor actually treated him as more then just a silly old friend who acts like a clown and more the way three treated Delgado, like an equal to be afraid of but also trust a little, they might actually get somewhere. But alas, for writing reasons I dont think they'll ever get the house and garden in south France ending :(

But that's why there's fanfiction!!

Funfact: They both have landscaping degrees for ZERO reason. The Time academy was like "hmm okay ofc you guys need to learn about time space quantime physics and thermodynamics but you need sunshine so go in the garden and learn how to chop hedges. And DO NOT stone your classmates!"

Tag treats

the master is reputation coded and the doctor is lover coded. thats it. thats the post

[skyfullofpods]

Random Podcast Recommendations Mega-List Part 1!

Updated: 07/12/23

Collected here in part 1 because tumblr has a limit of 100 links per post of my alphabetical list are the fiction podcasts from A-M I've recommended so far for my random podcast recommendations! Part 2 is here

A A Ninth World Journal Afflicted Aishi Online Alba Salix Among the Stars and Bones Apollyon Arden ars PARADOXICA

B Back Again, Back Again The Ballad of Anne & Mary The Beacon Believer Black Friday Breaker Whiskey The Bright Sessions

C CARAVAN Chaika Chain of Being Civilized Coexistence Come On In, The Water's Fine Copperheart Counterbalance

D Death by Dying Desert Skies Desperado Diary of a Space Archivist Dining in the Void Directive Do You Copy Dos: After You Down

E The Earth Collective Elaine’s Cooking for the Soul Electromancy The End of Time and Other Bothers Ethics Town Exoplanetary Everything is Alive

F Falling Forward Fan Wars: The Empire Claps Back The Far Meridian Fireside Folktales Folxlore Forgive Me!

G Gay Future Georgie Romero Is Done For Girl in Space The Goblet Wire Gone Great & Terrible Greater Boston Greenhouse

H Hallway to Nowhere Hand in Glove Harlem Queen Hauntingly Humdrum Hello From the Hallowoods Hi Nay Hit the Bricks Human Error

I Immunities InCo Inhale Inn Between In Transit

J Janus Descending Jar of Rebuke Joy to the World Jupiter Saloon

K Kalila Stormfire's Economical Magick Services Kane and Feels Keep It Steady The Kingmaker Histories

L The Last Echoes Less is Morgue Liars & Leeches Life On Pause Light Hearts LIMBO Lost Terminal Love and Luck

M Margaret's Garden Margaritas & Donuts The McIlwraith Statements Me and AU Mercury: A Broadcast of Hope Meteor City Middle:Below Moonbase Theta, Out

[datamodel-of-disaster]

So I planted a Wisteria sinensis “Prolific” a little over 2 weeks ago, 24/03/2024.

This is what it looked like at planting;

This is what it looks like today, 08/04/2024.

TWO WEEKS.

PLANTS ARE AMAZING YALL

(Now if my Magnolia x soulangeana could get a move on leafing out, that’d be great)

[backtothefanfiction]

Kinktober '23 | DAY 2: The Bet and the Costume Contest

Prompt: RolePlay

Summary: You enter into a bet with your couples costume contest partner.

Warnings: SMUT!! Roleplay, costumes, PinV, upskirt, frat!Peter

Word Count: 1.4k

A/N: Day 2, here we go!!! I did watch Buffy as a kid but have yet to watch properly as an adult despite it being on my list of things to do but hopefully still reads okay. Also I just rushed the second half of this so apologies if the tense is messed up.

It was just your luck. Of course you would have been paired with him. It was Brianna’s fault really. She was the one who had come up with this whole idea of partnering with your Theta Beta Pi brothers to do a couples costume contest as part of this year's Halloween Bash. All the girls had put their names into a hat and each of the boys took turns picking a name out and of course you had been picked by Peter Parker. You had decided to go as Buffy and Angel from Buffy the Vampire Slayer or at least you thought you had until you turned up at the house in a mini skirt, wooden stake in hand and a bleached blonde, leather clad Parker, ran down the stairs and straight into you.

“THERE’S MY BUFFY!” he beamed.

“What did you do to your hair?!”

“I’m Spike. I thought it would be more fun. Plus I figured we’d be a shoe in to win due to my dedication alone.” He said pointing to his head.

“Oh my god!” You sighed, rolling your eyes.

As the night went on you had to admit, the blonde, although it did make him look quite sleazy, was actually quite hot. You also had to commend his dedication to the character and the bit as he kept shouting out Spike quotes the whole night. “AND YOU’RE WHAT? SHOCKED AND DISAPPOINTED? I’M EVIL!” He shouted when the two of you won at beer pong against a pair dressed as Mario and Princess Peach.

“Cup of tea, cup of tea, almost got shagged, cup of tea.” he said as he handed out drinks to your small congregated group as you sat sharing a joint in the garden.

“First I’ll kill her, then I’ll save her.” he said, wrapping an arm around you and dipping you over it as he showed off in front of his fraternity brothers.

“PETER!” You squealed.

“Peter? Who is this Peter? There’s no Peter here, my name is Spike.”

He had called you Buffy for the whole night too. “Where has my Buffy gone?” he would cry as he moved through rooms in the house looking for you. “BUFFY? Excuse me, have you seen the chosen one?” he asked one girl.

“What Harry Potter?” she responded. He just bared his fake fangs and hissed at her.

“Yo Parker!” One of his frat brothers, Josh, called to him across the room, directing him back to the group of you sat around the coffee table in the living room.

You budged up a little on the seat, giving him room to squeeze in beside you (he won’t sit anywhere else).

“So Parker, you’re pretty confident about winning this costume contest.” Josh said. He’s dressed up as Sonny, Alannah is somewhere else in the house dressed as Cher.

“I mean, yeah. Look at us man.” Peter shot back confidently.

“You willing to put a bet on it?” Josh taunted.

“Oh we are not winning.” You mumbled from your seat beside Peter. The only thing he’s got going for him is the hair, apart from that the two of you look basic compared to other costumes, there’s a really good Frankenstein and Bride of Frankenstein hanging around somewhere.

“Then you shouldn’t have any trouble with placing a bet then.” Josh drunkenly goaded.

“What and you think you’re gonna win?” You said back.

“Oh no, I know we aren’t going to win. I’m talking about you two. You know Parker’s always had a crush on Buffy.” 

At Josh’s words Peter squirmed a little beside you but tried his best to hide it, eager to see how you’d react.

“Is that so?” You questioned.

“Yup!” Josh said confidently. “If you guys win, Parker gets his dream come true and gets to fuck Buffy.” He throws out.

“Fine. Deal.” Your drunken brain responded hastily. There’s no way you guys are winning. “Okay and what if we lose?”

“Okay, what do you want?” Josh asked on Peter’s behalf. He’s being uncharacteristically quiet for this whole exchange.

“If we lose the contest, which we will,” you reassure, “you guys have to bring a litre bottle of vodka to every party just for me, until the end of the year.”

“Deal.” 

“And by end of the year I mean school year, not just Christmas break.”

Peter and Josh hesitate a sec but Josh is quick to solidify the deal, holding his hand out for you to shake. And that was how you ended up with Peter Parker tied to your bedframe with the tie from your bathrobe. You were sure it had to have been rigged, there really was no way you should have won.

“Peter, I feel silly.” 

“Just go with it, I promise it’s all good.”

“Pete, I haven’t even seen that much of the show.”

“It’s vampires and magic and supernatural stuff, it’s all cool just, make it up.”

‘Fine’ you thought as you rolled your eyes.

“I’ve been checking Giles’s books and there's only one way to cure this type of evil.” you said as you began to slowly walk across the room to him. He gives you a devilish look and you have to admit, paired with the blonde hair it does make you weak in the knees. 

He watches you closely as you come to a stop beside the bed. His eyes follow your fingers as you slide them up your legs and underneath your skirt, hooking your thumbs into your underwear and pulling them down your legs. He goes to frustratedly moan as you tease him but the moment his mouth is wide enough, you shove your panties into his mouth.

“UUUhhh FuuCK!” his voice mumbles into the fabric as his head lulls back.

You climb up onto the bed, hooking your leg over his hips to straddle him. You reach behind you for the stake, sitting at the end of his bed, running it down his chest. “You need to hold still okay. Do you trust me?” you asked him in character. He nodded.

When your hand trails down to undo his trousers he is hard and he whispers slightly as his sensitive tip brushes past the fabric of his boxers as you pull them down far enough to release him. You reach for a condom, rolling it down onto his length before you lift yourself to hover over him and slowly lower yourself onto his cock.

His eyes watch intensely as his length slips out of view underneath your skirt. With the way he’s looking at you, you have to admit, maybe you were getting more into this than you first thought you would. He moans as you ride his cock, grinding your hips down into his pelvic bone before lifting back off again, his skin dragging across your slit and it feels so good. His cock feels so good as he fills you out. 

You know you told him to stay still but you don’t have it in you to punish him when he starts rolling his hips and thrusting up into you. You quickly realise though he’s close, his thrusts getting quicker as he chases his high. He mumbles words around your panties. You are reluctant to do it but you remove them from his mouth to hear what he has to say. 

“Thank you.” he sighs first and just pants for a little bit between grunts as you continue to ride his dick, your walls tightening with every up lift before you slam your hips back down again. 

“Fuck, fuck, yes Buffy. Fuck that evil out of me.” he says and if it wasn’t for the fact you were actually so close you would have just got off and left him hanging but you are so close now you want your own finish. “Lift your skirt, let me see.” he asks. You raise your eyebrows at him. ��Please.” he quickly adds and you oblige lifting up the sides of your skirt so it sits above your hips. “Oh yeah.” he moans. “Touch yourself.” he says and you don’t know why but you do as he says, your fingers moving to rub circles over your clit. 

It sends you over the edge and he cries out “OH FUCK!” as your walls clamp down around him. 

You can feel his hips stutter, once, then twice, then he stills as you feel him fill the condom inside you. 

He lets out a long sigh of relief as you begin to ease yourself off him. “What do you say, Parker?”

“Thank you Miss Summers.” You just roll your eyes.

------------------------

kINkToBEr taG LiST

you want the tag, you have to tell me in writing!

@jakobsdump @https-laiyana @tarzinnia

[rabvan]

spymaster, becoming the doctor, and gardening – a little character study

anyone else obsessed with the master and margarita short story?? no?? just me?? oh well you’re getting a character analysis anyway, long rant about spymasters obsession with the doctor via mushrooms under the cut :3

tw for dissociation and substance induced hallucinations (weird ahh mushrooms as torture)

for those of you who haven’t read the master and margarita (i def recommend its super fun) it’s about what dhawan!master was doing during his 77 years on earth in that time skip during spyfall 2. he’s a mushroom farmer in russia, crazy hijinks and thoschei references ensue. maybe i’m going too deep into it but i really love the idea of him as a gardener and what that implies for everything we see in ttc/potd

i’d like to start with the fact that out of all the masters, dhawans is the one least confident in his identity. classic who masters and saxon held their title with pride with their “he’s the master and you will obey him” shtick. missy, even when she was debating her morality, never saw herself as anything other than missy. her title wasn’t being questioned, it was what she chose to do with it. meanwhile, spymaster just... loses himself after looking into the panopticon. he’s faced with the reality that the doctor is more important than he could ever be, and given that he sees his worth as interwoven with hers (the history between us, constantly refers back to their past/when they were equal), this makes him lose all sense of self. it used to be theta and koschei. the doctor and the master. now it’s just the timeless child and….. that’s it. there’s no significant place for him in her life. what’s he supposed to do now, when he’s based his whole history around her?

easy! fracture himself into different personalities, hide behind disguises (i mean, THREE disguises in one episode? calm down dude) in an attempt to hide his unimportance. while the timeless child is the story of child abuse and colonialism, a hurt the doctor will have to live with even if she can’t remember it, the master sees it as a triumph. he is lesser. she is the timeless child and she has existed forever and he is some dumb timelord who fell in love and meant nothing to her in the long-run. he feels like he’s not deserving of being in his own skin anymore so he hides behind whatever name and personality he can find.

but the thing about all his disguises is that they are so human. agent o, a shy little analyst at MI6 with the wide eyed stare and wits to be the doctor’s companion. rasputin, famous bachelor and a piece of history the doctor would notice. he says he despises humans but he dresses up as them because well, do you know who does love them? the doctor :(

which is why his name and intentions in the master and margarita are soooo so interesting to me. first off, his human alias is mikhail (“son of god”, writer of the og master and margarita) afanasyevich (“immortal”, also the og writer of master and margarita) gospodinov (roughly translated to “lord” and “master”). he steals a name, just like rasputin in potd, with a lot of weight on who he is right now. an emphasis on “immortal” “time lord” when hes dealing with the pressure of ttc. hes basically copying the doctor and making a title for himself like the ‘timeless child’ to feel equal again. it’s not the only time he copies the doctor either, hes basically working for “evil russian unit” in this short story. 

(remind you of anything?? yes im talking about the doctor-master. super cool foreshadowing on how hes been trying to become/be one with the doctor before potd)

and it’s literally in the text. the whole reason he spends months cultivating mushrooms for russia is to change history a bit so that jo grant’s marriage will be ruined. such a Doctor thing to do, kind of parallels clara and danny. to love a human is to be overly dramatic over them. the master, again, uses humans for his own benefit but has never been overly fond of them, with the exception of the doctors little companions. hes copying her again.

but the thing is, he keeps cultivating them. he gains a love for caring for them. mushrooms are just mushrooms until they arent. in a time where he thinks he’s the doctors opposite, he begins farming mushrooms bc of jo grant, a detail the doctor would remember just bc he misses her. he couldve spent his time escaping and getting back to his regular timeline to defeat the doctor, but he stayed. because of a human attachment. very doctor-y.

and if that bit of nostalgia wasn’t enough, he even hallucinates the third doctor in this. Which. okay. give me a non-thoschei explanation for this.

i just really like what that short story has to offer as far as the masters obsession with other people and his disguises go. and what it means for him to spend months of his live caring for something, like the doctor would, when all hes done before is kill. what does it mean for the champion of death to cultivate life :(

nyways, if you made it this far, i really hope you enjoyed !! i just love talking about spymaster can you tell lmfaooo and if you liked any of this id recommend reading the gardener by ritheh on ao3 which expands on his whole “killer heals for once” thing its soooo good <33 ok bye see u guys next time

[1218-814]

Twisted Wonderland Characters' Birthday Stones, Stars, And Flower Meanings

It's back by the demand

Heartslabyul

Riddle Rosehearts: 8/24

Stone: Lava- "Lovers" Flowers: Diatom- "Elegance/Fashion", Cypress vine- "Delicate love", Montbretia- "Lovely memories" Star: Lambda Hydrae- "Logics based on tradition"

Trey Clover: 10/25 Stone: Red spinel- "curiosity" Flowers: Maple- "refraining and precious memories", Sieboldii- "special someone", Celestial Chrysanthemums- "cooperation" Star: Phi Centauri- "Mostest yet honest"

Cater Diamond: 2/4 Stone: Bi-color amethyst: "Awakening" Flowers: Camellia- "perfect, whole love", Red primrose- "unflawed/natural beauty", Quince- "precocious" Star: Nu Aquarii- "Ideas and self-reliance"

Ace Trappola: 9/23 Stone: Ametrine- "light and dark" Flowers: Spider lilies- "Lonely/passion/giving up", Dahlia- "beauty/betrayal", Purslane- "a hidden love" Star: Pi Virginis - “A conscious mysterious charm”

Deuce Spade: 6/3 Stone: Pink diamond- "A soft beauty and elegance" Flowers: Hydrangea- "High pride/high endurance", Honeysuckle- "Flexible love", Garden phlox- "Agreement" Star: Mu Eridani- “a talented independence”

Savannaclaw

Leona Kingscholar: 7/27 Stone: Melee diamond- "A start from a supporting character" Flowers: Pelargonium- "Well raised", Thunberg lily- "Falseness", Geranium- "Unchanging trust" Star: Beta Volantis- "Brave and independence oriented"

Ruggie Bucchi: 4/18 Stone: Dolomite- "Courage to the whole body" Flowers: Lily daffodil- "Exotic", Statice-"Unchanging heart", Love-in-a-Mist -"Love in a dream" Star: Tau Ceti- "Coexistence of strength and kindness"

Jack Howel: 10/11 Stone: Rhodolite Garnet- "Active love" Flowers: Coleus- "Unfulfilled love", Lythrum Ancesps- "Good family custom", Peacock Plant- "Love at first sight" Star: Xi 2 Centauri- "Bright with a charming way of talking"

Octavinelle

Azul Ashengrotto: 2/24 Stone: White Pearl - "Modesty, sincerity" Flowers: Amaryllis- "Vanity", Crocus- "Believe me", Coptis- "Transformation" Star: Pi Aquarii- "Intuition and sensibility"

Jade/Floyd Leech: 11/5 Stone: Nephrite Cat's Eye - "The charm of the eyes"/ "The charm of maturity" Flowers: Pentas- "Your hope will come true", Dancing Lady Orchid- "Dance with me", Moss Rose/Sun Rose/Mexican Rose (however you may call it)- "Innocence" Star: Alpha Lupi- "Richness without profit and loss"

Scarabia

Kalim Al-Asim:2/25 Stone: Malachite- "Dangerous love Flowers: Bindweed- "Bonds, Friendship's sake", Montbretia- "Cheerful", Drumstick Flower- "Knocking on the door to the heart Star: Kappa Cassiopeiae- "Kindness that dislikes loneliness"

Jamil Viper: 9/12 Stone: Peridot- "The bond of fate" Flowers: Diascia- "Forgive me", Indigo- "It all depends on you", Clematis- "Stratigest/Creativity"/"Bondage Star: Delta Crateris- "Strong companionship"

Pomefiore

Vil Schoenheit: 4/9 Stone: Cerasite (Cherry Blossom Stone)- "Mental beauty/Purity" Flowers: Cherry blossom- "Mental beauty", Acacia- "Grace/secret love", Wallflower- "Long-lasting love" Star: Theta Cassiopeiae- "Effort to get through on their own"

Rook Hunt: 12/2 Stone: Black Coral- "A calm wit" Flowers: Cineraria- "Always comfortable", Heliconia- "A weird person", Carnation- "Increasing feelings Star: Tau Scorpii- "Not restrained by common sense"

Epel Felmier: 5/6 Stone: Lemon Quartz: "Bear fruit/harvest" Flowers: Chinese redbud: "Modest/simplicity", Butterfly flower: "Rebellious", Gardenia: "Carrying happiness" Star: Tau Persei- "A sense of responsibility that does not despair"

Ignihyde

Idia Shroud: 12/18 Stone: Fire-Opal -"One who is falling in love" Flowers: Pomegranate- "Beauty of maturity", Leopard plant- "Humility, Restraint", Kumaszasa: "Lonely" Star: Beta Ophiuchi (Cebalrai)- "authoritarianism with strong courtesy”

Ortho Shroud: 8/14 Stone: Inca Rose Stone: "Welcoming new love and romance" Flowers: Globe Amaranth- "Immortal", Cheeses flower: "Gentle heart", Oleander: "Danger" Star: Ursae Majoris (Chalawan)- "Lonley and honest"

Diasomnia

Malleus Draconia: 1/18 Stone: Roselite- "The bliss of reaching goals" Flowers: Hepatica- "Trust", Primula- "I can't live without you" Star: Gamma Sagittae- "A self-reflective maturing person"

Lilia Vanrouge: 1/1 Stone: Jade- "Long life and prosperity" Flowers: Pine- "Immortality, and longevity", Snowdrops- "Hope", Adonis Ramosa- "Permanent happiness" Star: Vega- "an optimistic person with a peaceful heart"

Silver: 5/15 Stone: Red Jadeite- "Judgement" Flowers: Houttuynia Cordata- "Wild", Campanula- "Moderation/Sincerity", Western Azalea- "Dignity" Star: Xi Tauri-"The charm of being lonely and unreliable"

Sebek Zigvolt: 3/17 Stone: Emerald- "Mental stability" Flowers: Lupine- "You are my peace", Ixia (African corn lilies)- "Unity" Star: Tau Cassiopeiae- "A focus that doesn't fail twice"

I know ppl are going to say, this looks familiar...

Yeah, you are right, idk if anyone's reposted this tbh but ppl liked this when I posted this

It helped me see characters better ngl

[limonero]

Few quick Mobile Task Force drawings, in order:

MTF Mu-13 (“Ghostbusters”)

MTF Theta-4 (“Gardeners”)

MTF Beta-7 (“Maz Hatters”)