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Thanks for the tag @camille-lachenille

1. Three ships:

Angbang - Caranthir/Haleth - Russingon (both platonic and romantic, I have some weird thoughts about them)

2. First ship:

I think Angbang...?? Although it might have been Eowyn/Faramir...

3. Last song:

Currently listening to Deal with the Devil by Rory Webley

4. Last movie:

Oppenheimer, my cousin invited me and who am I to say no

5. Currently reading:

Rereading LOTR currently although I always have my fingers in tales of Middle Earth such as Fall of Gondolin, Morgoth´s ring, Lost Tales, etc

6. Currently watching:

I just watched the newest episode of Helluva Boss, and then I´m rewatching OFMD and Galavant

7. Last thing I wrote:

Chapter 11 of my kidnap fam fic here

Tagging @aroaceofthanes @random-potato-mil @cuarthol @i-did-not-mean-to @generic-cleric @kingkitty-theshort

[scottishforce-official]

Out today through Figure & Ground Records

"The Shorts" each track under 1 min, grab the EP here..

More links will be updated soon..

#scottishforce #synthpop #synthwave #retro #fandg #edm #NewRelease #electronicmusic #OutNow #theshorts #80s

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Smash Potwatching!

[naturecoaster]

Fort Cooper State Park January Events

Fort Cooper State Park January 2024 Events Bat Chat Friday, January 19, 2024, from 5:00pm—6:00pm Due to popular demand, the Friends of Fort Cooper will again feature a special program with observation of Florida’s bats on Friday, January 19, 2024, at Fort Cooper State Park, 3100 S. Old Floral City Road in Inverness. Thanks to a Boy Scout Eagle project, Fort Cooper has a huge bat house that now has thousands of inhabitants. The presentation will be given by Shari Blissett-Clark, president, Florida Bat Conservancy www.floridabats.org and board member of Bat Belfrys Inc., dedicated to conserving Florida's bats! Visitors will start the evening in Fort Cooper’s Rec Hall with a social at 4:50 p.m. followed by a 5:00 p.m. presentation by Ms. Blissett-Clark. Join the Florida Bat Conservancy for a colorful introduction to the bats that fly through Florida's yards and neighborhoods every night. Learn fascinating bat-facts and discover the environmental and economic value of these important mammals. Finally, we will discuss simple steps anyone can take to encourage bat activity in their yard. Live Florida bats will accompany the program. Following her presentation and any questions and answers, attendees will take a short hike to Fort Cooper State Park’s Bat House to witness the swarm of bats exiting their house at sundown. It is advised that walkers wear sneakers or close-toed shoes. It’s truly a remarkable sight! Florida's bats are the primary predators of night-flying insects, consuming millions of bugs each night. Even a small colony of just 100 bats can eat up to 200,000 insects in a single night or 65 million insect pests each year! It is estimated that there are over 5,000 bats residing in Fort Cooper’s Bat House. Pesticide-free, cost-free insect control! Seating in the Rec Hall is very limited. Please reserve by calling the park office at ( 352) 726-0315. There is a $3 per car state park entrance fee. The presentation is free. Bat Viewing Friday, January 19, 2024, 5:45pm — 6:45pm Come join us for a Bat Viewing at Fort Cooper State Park. For your safety, wear close-toed shoes for theshort walk to our HUGE bat house, with an estimated 5,000 resident bats! We will meet at the Pavilion at5:45pm. At sundown, we will watch as the bats leave their house for their nightly flight & meal. Suggesteditems to bring are water, bug spray, flashlight and a camera. Park entrance fee is $3 per vehicle or an Annual Pass Minors must be accompanied by an adult. This event is subject to cancellation due to weather. Birding on Thursday Birdwatching is one of the most popular pastimes for men, women and children. It’s inexpensive, healthy and utterly captivating. The first time one sees a pileated woodpecker can be breathtaking – its size, shape and brilliant red head – a true Woody Woodpecker! The flash of a bluebird leaves one searching for its landing spot for a closer look at its bright bluebody and rusty chest. Birding on Thursday at Fort Cooper State Park, 3100 S. Old Floral City Road in Inverness, finds groups of eager birders assembling at 9:00 a.m. or earlier to glimpse the Park’s feathered visitors. This bird walk begins Thursday, January 4, 2024. Led by Gail King, identifications of bird species and their calls can sometimes be quite easy or offer a challenge, leaving one to page through a birding book. Birders often bring a notebook to record their sightings or add to their Life List. The park surroundings are old Florida at its finest and the trek along the trails are easy-going and not difficult. Bring a pair of binoculars (extra binoculars are available), some closed-toed shoes and a bit of patience, as spring birds can be elusive.Entrance to the park is $3 per vehicle (up to 8 people) or a Florida State Park Annual Pass, payable at the Honor Box located at the Ranger Station or back gate. Exact cash only, please. For further information, call 352-726-0315. Read the full article

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*I do not own rights to this video or music* Watch "THE WAY HE LOOKED AT ME GAVE ME CHILLS #shorts" on YouTube... I love how naturally beautiful she is and just flows right with the music....

#naturalbeauty #blacklove

[christinamac1]

Larry O'Loughlin's Submission reminds Senate of the unsolved problem of nuclear wastes, and calls to retain Australia's nuclear prohibitions.

Environment and Other Legislation Amendment (Removing Nuclear Energy Prohibitions) Bill 2022 Submission 147 There are long-term issues with the use of nuclear materials which create more problems than theshort-term solutions they are alleged to provide Australia has nuclear medicine as an option for some specific needs and nuclear materials have usesin diagnostics. Australia has a nuclear…

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@bowieshore​

Dungeons and dragons, though it might not appear that way with the tea and pastries the ladies came packing into the arcade with. It was game day and Rosemarie was dungeon-mastering as usual, her roarous accent and theatrical recitation of written notes dazzling her players and listeners alike. She has her fun, even if all the blipping from the games on the floor above was a nuisance in those tense, dramatic moments; like when her friend’s tiefling proposed to slay a whole dragon with a pickle, and promptly rolled a natural twenty. 

With her players all gone and safe on their ways home, she walks herself to the building’s landline, picking up and dialing Bowie’s extension. “Mr. Bowie? We’re with the dungeon room. May have a tiny teensy smidgeon of a mess.” He could probably hear the smile in her voice, mischievous little thing. “Help me clean?”

[tar-thelien]

Thanks for the tag! sry it got a bit late...

Tagging: @random-potato-mil @skaelds @trashipsinc @aroaceofthanes @that-angry-noldo @generic-cleric @cuarthol @i-did-not-mean-to @kingkitty-theshort

I found the most perfect Picrew for a Picrew chain  :)))) @garfieldildo @whostolemygoldfish @fartcowboy @bigshot-furbiestm @worm-lungs any one else can feel to join mutual or not :))

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[passionatefrommilesaway]

You have my whole heart sir🤧

[generic-cleric]

I had so much fun with this DTIYS challenge celebrating @kingkitty-theshort getting to 6k on insta!

Timelapse

[another-stark-sub]

Or!! Tony having an infatuation for his girl in his clothes

Ok but also, to be wearing Tonys clothes??? Dream. Life goals. 18+ stuff ahead!

For Tony, it starts when he and you feel comfortable when you wear things he buys you

Lets be real, being the girlfriend of a millionaire is weird, and gifts, especially expensive gifts, need time to get used to.

And then, one gala comes, and he buys you an entire outfit. A sleek, satin dress in your favorite color and style. Earrings, bracelet, necklace, and shoes to match. He had even bought some comb accessory that sparkled at every angle

And when he saw you, god, he couldnt take his eyes off of you

You were stunning, and everything you were wearing was something he bought. Something that he wanted to rip off when the two of you were alone.

Yeah... that night was a long, amazing night.

And the next morning when you woke up first, you just wanted to thank him.

So, you threw on a shirt you found, a comfortable black t shirt that was too big on you, and some booty shorts that you were kinda surprised Tony owned, and went to the kitchen

You enlisted Jarvis's help to cook some french toast for your boyfriend

Without having you in his arms, it didnt take that long for Tony to wake up. After rubbing his eyes, he looked around the room for you, only to find tatters of the clothes you two wore the night before

It made him smile

And it also made him guess that you were somewhere up and about, maybe naked.

And that made him hard.

So, he stretched and left the bedroom, naked, to find you.

And when he found you in the kitchen, it was an even better sight than last night. You seemed so much smaller when his larger t shirt was draped over you. If he pulled at it, the collar would surely fall to expose your shoulder

Not only did you look beautiful, you looked like you were his. And you were his.

You noticed him staring. And, yes, you literally saw him naked hours ago, but seeing him naked and hard in the sunlight caused the heat to settle in your cheeks.

"Tony?"

"Hm?"

You laughed. "I wont be able to cook breakfast if you distract me like that."

"Breakfast?" He hugged you from behind as you started plating the french toast. "I'm not in the mood for french toast right now."

"Wait, wh-"

Your disappointment immediately disappeared as he started sucking new hickies on your neck

While you were used to his touch and have felt it so many times before, it still had the same effect. You leaned into him, losing yourself to his ministrations

"That's my girl." His morning voice was raspy and just a tad deeper than usual, and how lucky were you to hear how it sounded like as Tony pulled at his shirt collar with one hand and palmed your breasts over the shirt with the other.

He started rutting himself against you, pinning you against the counter, and one of his hands trailed down only to find more barriers to what he and you wanted

"Shorts?"

You hummed and kissed his cheek. "You wanna stop?"

"No. You?"

You shook your head and stretched your neck so you could kiss him. Your hands led his to the shorts, his shorts, and both of you pulled them down.

Just as you pulled away from the kiss to focus on shimmying out of theshorts, Tony pushed your legs apart and sunk into you.

The sudden force and friction pushed you forward and puched a moan out of you.

"Still wet for me, huh?"

You laughed. "You're the one that got hard from seeing m- Oh!"

Tony liked interrupting your sentences. Something about power or control and seeing your face go from shock to pleasure.

His thrusts were slow and powerful, making sure to pin yoy against the counter each time, and his mouth was always by your ear, whispering things that were both sweet and possessive.

"My clothes on you, my cock in you, you're all mine, huh?"

And he'd make you admit it, wouldnt properly fuck you until you said, "Yes, I'm yours."

Only then would Tony start thrusting into you faster than you could really process it. There was already too much to process. The rub of chest against the shirt agaibst your back, his lips and how they sucked and kissed your neck and spoke dirty truths, his fingers rubbing your clit, and his possessive hold on you.

All while he was fucking you.

And when you came, it didnt stop. Your poor pussy and clit were already aching, but it felt so good, and as you came down from your high, your expression only portraying pure bliss, did he reach his.

And for a few moments, the two of you stayed there, you pinned between the counter and his chest, and him holding you.

Finally, he kissed your cheek, and you broke out of your stupor to ask, "So I can keep the shirt?"

[queermarzipan]

I AM LIVING IN A FUCKING FANFICTION

So my friend (let's call her Alexa) had been complaining abt this guy (let's call him Dan) for AGES (maybe a year and a half??). She greeted him by calling him a bitch, she was Hostile with a capital H, she made fun of him at every opportunity. (And let's be fair, he was pretty fucking annoying. I was encouraging this.)

And all her friends except me (because she needs a fucking break) have been saying "oOooH you have a cRuUsH" for absolutely ages, which she was VERY annoyed about ("I hate him with a burning passion" being a common thing for her to say).

The three of us (me, Alexa and Dan) are in a group that was creating short films, and Alexa and Dan were cast as boyfriend and girlfriend in one of them. Alexa was very vocal about how uncomfortable this made her, because Dan is over eighteen and she's sixteen, and they both practically jumped away from each other as soon as the camera stopped filming. Every single time. (It was cery funny and everyone, including Alexa, had a good laugh.)

During the filming Alexa and Dan became friends somehow. Alexa was extremely confused about this and told me every detail of their text conversations for about two weeks before she got used to it. I started to tink that maybe she did have a crush, but literally everyone else had redoubled their teasing the moment the casting for theshort film was revealed and I wanted to give her a break, so I didn't say anything.

And NOW, JUST THIS MORNING, we were talking about her unfortunate taste in guys that are too old for her and she goes, "Speaking of which... that new one? It's Dan."

BITCH

She goes on to say (to my wide eyes) "yeah, I was confused too" and "it'll go away, it's fine" and "the sensible part of me is saying 'girl what are you doing? This is against the law, the law is rejecting you'" and (my absolute favourite) "he's such an idiot," FONDLY.

I had to make it through this conversation WITHOUT SQUEALING

I can't- it's literally a Drarry fanfiction where Alexa is Draco. WHAT HOW IS THIS HAPPENING IN MY LIFE

P.S: NO I DON'T WANT THEM TO LITERALLY GET TOGETHER. Underage/of age is no joke. I just couldn't not post about the ridiculous number of parallels I can draw between this and fanfiction.

And if I hold myself off emotionally for a couple years until it's not uncomfy and also illegal and THEN ship it...

Well.

[splendidcyan]

Another Art Fight attack! This is Tenshi, he likes boba and belongs to TheShort on artfight’s website. Painting his skin was an Experience haha!

(ID: A digital painting of an Oni boy with red skin and two small horns. He’s drinking boba tea from a glass bottle though a yellow straw, and looking at the camera.)